What did I do wrong?

>>38937406
you dl'd tinder

You fooled her apparently

Everything.

>>38937406
FOOL ME ONE TIME SHAME ON YOU

Also:
>>>/r9k/

>>38937413
>he doesn't deadlift tinder

>>38937406
You started listening to J cole

>>38937423
>he doesn't powerclean Okcupid

>>38937438
He doesn't fuck

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>>38937432
> implying Forest Hills Drive isn't 10/10

>>38937461
fuck yeah

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>sign up for POF

>occupation: "head nigga in charge"

>all-purpose opener message: "wanna smash"

>4 yes's, 2 no's, 1 "that's very forward", 5 meetup requests

>settle on one of them for a fuck date at midnight

>suddenly auto-logged out of app

>banned because "POF is not for casual hookups"

what a cucky app. Sticking to Tinder

>>38937536
are you literally God

>>38937536
BASED

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>>38937406
You weren't funny. Or clever. Or interesting. Or anything. You just spammed her some dumb shit about a president that hasn't been in office for almost eight fucking years.

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Stalling on bench does anyone have any tips?

What you did wrong was make a joke that was way too long and obscure so she probably has no idea what you're talking about

>>38938199
V O L U M E
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>>38937406
The best opener is always "I hope you like anal."