Crossfit Fridgemode Thread

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>>38892698
>Some 4'11 Asian girl with a 10yr old's body

her abs look mean
would they hurt my peepee?

>>38892698
lol I guess I could stick my weanus beanus in her vagogoo haha

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>>38892730

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>>38892698
>>38892825
I doubt these roidmonkeys can even get pregnant. Being """fit""" like that is not actually a good idea. Athletes tend to die young. Even the King of /fit/ had cancer around 20.

>>38892954
/fit/ girls to this extreme also have severe insecurities and are mentally fucked which is why they lift to feel strong.

>>38892962
Something they have in common with guys.

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Roid gut and looks like a guy, sign me up buddy!

>>38892698
>How the fucks do you fags NOT want to fuck and impregnate this?
Not sure steroids have a positive effect on female fertility m8

Your kid will look like the elephant man

How will she feed baby?

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postan my fav crossfit grills

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>>38893076

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>>38893082

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>>38893085

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>>38893092

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>>38892825
would fuck/10
would date if she was not a crossfitter

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>>38892698
>>38892698
>>38892698
I just want her to smother me with her thighs...

>>38892698
Brooke Wells is basic as fuck.

Seriously, she's a basic bitch.

>>38893163
she's probably only sponsored by crossfit, and like klokov still trains like an oly lifter

>>38892954
What happens to a woman's abs during pregnancy?

>>38892825
i would do anything to breed with her

>>38892698
>>38892825
>>38893076
These can't possibly be natty right?

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also, can't forget about Ence

>>38893655
Well, that's okay, we all need money

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>>38893457
Lol Virgin detected

>>38892825

I want to shoot my cum all over that core.

>>38893936
>>38892962

That's interesting. Why does it take such a high level of insecurity to make a woman do something that makes her healthy and attractive?

Like what, being mentally healthy means you're a useless cardio bunny, but you have to be damaged to do squats and deadlifts?

I hate this culture. Why can't everyone squat and deadlift wtf

>>38893984
>>38893936

Why'd you respond to me? I don't think like that other poster at all. Those women are attractive because they take care of themselves and are strong on their own merit.

>>38893984
Because healthy women wouldn't take steroids to make piss all money for a meme sport.
Anyway its not exclusive to crossfit majority of female athletes just like men have mental problems.

Dated an professional tennis player she was fucking insane
would scream at me to not touch her than two hours later jump on my dick while I was sleeping. majority end up dating older guys because they can control them better

>>38894149
>Dated an professional tennis player she was fucking insane
>would scream at me to not touch her than two hours later jump on my dick while I was sleeping. majority end up dating older guys because they can control them better

Sounds like you're a beta nu-male.

>wanting women that look like men

Just fuck a man if that's the case.

>>38894175
of course mr.alpha when you girlfriend starts throwing shit at you. hitting her back is a great plan to show dominance :)

>>38894197
>hitting her back is a great plan to show dominance :)

If you choke her and fuck her like a man this wouldn't be an issue. Instead you put a chastity belt on and watch her get spit roasted by Jamal and Mohammad.

>>38892825

she keeps getting bigger

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>>38892698
OP. you're a closeted faggot. That's all there is to it. /fit/ girls are one thing, but those roided out sluts look like men.

>>38894213
T.virgin

>>38893729
I'd bet more than 90% of competitive CF women are on dat anavar. they look like NFL receivers.

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>>38892698
>Brooke wells is the queen of fit.

WRONG

WRONG

WRONG

Reddit gtfo, Chloe is best fridge.

>>38894227
And my penis keeps getting harder.

>>38894236
T. cuckold

>>38894282
Mr. T

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>>38892698
>that roidgut

>>38894235
You have a very skewed version of what a real man like. It's ok, I used to be bluepilled by the leftist media too.

>>38894317
That girl you posted looks like an annoying bitch.

>>38893685
Gets distended like the rest of the abdomen, as well as weakness in the pelvic floor and extra laxity in pelvic ligaments.

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>>38894365
Yeah, this doesn't look masculine at all.

>>38892698
>impregnate a lesbian
>mfw

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>>38894235
virgin detected!

>>38892698
>Implying that flat hgh gutted gear addled fucktard is still fertile
>Implying she's not a violently misandrist lesbian
>Implying she's not a cuntlet

The fuck am I going to do with her?
Kick her in the chest?

>>38893729
HELL NO
There is no such thing as a natty crossfit girl.

>>38893685
Sometimes they tear in half

>>38894376
Im sure Taylor Swift is upset that you dont like her in her million dollar mansion.

>>38896671
That's Taylor swift? I wouldn't know I unplugged myself from that Jewish shit years ago >>38895627

>>38895594
>couldn't possibly fathom a hot crossfit girl fucking him
>sh-she's probably a lesbian anyways

I lol'd

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>>38892698
she's perfect

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>>38895443

so by that logic, you should be attracted to this?

>>38892698
no tits, weird body and unattractive. pretty easy to not want to let her anywhere near my dick. she is the queen of average crossfit girl

Shit guys I don't want that to happen to my midsection. Is it from roids or squats and deadlifts?

Isn't crossfit just Strongman marketed towards women and numales?

>>38897423
Her body is hot as fuck you're faggot

>>38894037
disgusting APT

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>>38897197
>Listening to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vFbgHPjFYvQ
> filename

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>>38892698
tfw 5'2" average korean gf w 225x5 squatrooni usapl approved

>>38893756
The queen of nips

>>38893024
Why eould you want to ruin your life by having children faggot? Have fun never neing able to do anything ever again.

>>38897559
Faggot.

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>>38896997

>>38892698
>this whole thread
>>>/lgbt/

>>38893685
They can separate if the distention is great enough. Same thing happens to people with extreme beer guts.

>>38892698
i would bang the shit out of her, but pec boobs look really weird shirtless. i wish women like this didnt train chest at all and could maintain some natty tits at that bf%

these women look fucking terrible desu

>>38892698
>Spend time getting to nth level fitness for women
>Still have incredibly shitty posture

It all seems like a problem waiting to happen

honestly brooke wells is a qt3.14

>>38896997
holy fuck I want to die smothered in that ass

>>38894260
Poor Chloe. She can look so good as a model by covering up her torso and just flaunting those long ass legs.

But any other angle is aids;.

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>>38893756
>>38898118

>>38892698
>impregnate this
her hormones are so fucked she will never be able to get pregnant

>>38897484
Not really

>>38893984
>Why does it take such a high level of insecurity to make a woman do something that makes her healthy and attractive?
That much exercise and "supplements" does not make you healthier. Most people also don't find them attractive.

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Sara Sigmundsdóttir the real queen

>>38902991
can we all please agree that this woman is taking male hormones? look at her brow for god sakes shave her head and her tits... shed be a dude.

>>38903245
>>38903854
that's a man baby

your all just jealous that these women can lift more than u

>>38903245
She looks like shit up close.

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>>38903911
Idk

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>>38892698
This is what I like

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>>38894260

>>38899398
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>38903095
>>That much exercise and "supplements" does not make you healthier.

Keep telling yourself that fatty.

>>38893729
mate crossfit doesnt even test these girls are all on steroids

>>38903372
Dat clit tho

>>38904230
smash me like a watermelon

>>38893756

I'm mirin her core.

>>38893729
Those bitches don't even take anavar, they don't give a shit about test levels, they shoot straight test Esther

They are literally bigger than any natty male can be at that bf

>>38897197
Yeah, that body looks great, even on a guy. It's a very feminine body, your crossfit poster girls are not even girly looking face wise because of all those roids

>>38903095
poor virgin

Because I'm not gay.

>>38893984
Because men and women are different, you fucking idiot. Don't tell me you fell for the feminism meme? A healthy woman is THICC, not on steroids.

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>>38892698
Here come the true Queens of Crossfit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hjeb1YCR3M

>>38905094
I will always think giving women rights was a mistake. They're not men.

>>38904107
Dem bitches ain't healthy at all.
They are "fit" and can fuck around in that "sport" at a high levlel but they are not healthy by any definition you can name.
>>38904791
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>38892825
>>38892698
Utterly disgusting. Crossfit aside, if I wanted to fuck something that looks like a man with obvious mental issues, then I'd just fuck a crazy guy.