FPH / FPS

Why would anyone hate a fat person for simply existing? Grow up!

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Rant time. My friend visited me (I live in a different country now) and brought his fat wife. Every /fit/ meme was true. She was lazy, entitled, disgusting, ate horribly and incredibly self-centered and rude. Pic related was from a few days ago when she was here, I saved it so I wouldn't have to type it out again.

She constantly complained about everything. She sweated and stunk. She had no patience and tried to rush us through everything she didn't want to do. The only times she didn't drag her feet were when we were going somewhere to eat or to sit down. The fastest I saw her move was after we had been walking around Disneyland all day and told her we were going to watch the night parade. As soon as we mentioned that she could sit during it and eat churros she practically jogged there. This cunt insulted my friends simply for being hotter than her even though they were incredibly nice and welcoming. She complained in every store that the sizes were too small, and said it was because "I have boobs", which is partially true, but neglects her enormous gut. She couldn't fit into a one size fits all and had to get a men's XL which barely fit.

I'm still mad about the way she treated people out here and the country in general. She was so bad even in a place known for hospitality I had others tell me they thought she was rude. I used to think /fit/ was a tad overdramatic about fatties but I've just been away from home so long I forgot exactly how terrible they are to be around. On the positive side she reinforced my diet and eating habits and I've lost a kilo in the short time since she left. I will never willingly associate with any hambeasts.

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>>38755661
i hate fat people who complain about being fat

>>38755527
>pressure expressed in kg
Ahahah wow

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>>38755801

not everything has to be precise all the time you autist

you know damn well what they mean and that's the only thing that matters

>>38755756
That pic can't actually be a thing... wtf.

>>38755801
›uses imperial

>>38755786
Made me shed a tiny tear.

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>>38756036

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>>38756047

>200kg minimum to prevent "smaller vehicles" from detonating

I call bullshit.
Most smaller vehicles have four wheels with the weight more-or-less evenly distributed. For one wheel to press with less than 200kg, the entire vehicle would have to weigh less than 800kg. Civilian cars weigh more than that.

>>38756078
Normal vehicles drive faster than a tank, thus lowering the direct pressure on the ground.

>>38756078
The mines are buried underground, not all of the force imparted on the ground by the wheel will go through the mine.

>>38755834
No, you don't understand. Saying a pressure of 200 kg makes no sense because it has to be relative to a surface. Is it 200 kg per squared cm? m? dm? If you're too dumb to understand a concept as simple as pressure you have no right to make fun of others

>>38756116
That's already accounted for, supposedly

>>38756116

This. It isn't immediate pressure, but pressure dispersed throughout ~1' of dirt.

>>38755527

The person who wrote this has no idea that a person in full combat gear and carrying a bit extra weight that is perfectly normal in a combat situation will trigger this with a direct step on the mine. Even when buried.
t: Work at FDF

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>>38755527
It's almost sad how desperate these people are to look good in the laziest way possible that they'll do dangerous shit like leave on bandages like that overnight.
Pic related is a "how to get up to one inch off your waist overnight"
Would this count as fat hate since she isn't really fat?

>>38756146
>Force exerted on firing mechanism equivalent to 200kg in standard earth gravity ie. approximately 1.962kN.
>If you put 200kg on it it will explode.
There are you happy now you fucking autist?

>>38756363
that's "retards who cant be bothered going to the gym" hate

>>38756363
If you need to fit a little better in a dress I can see why something like this would be done. It's not like you can actually lose an inch permanently in one day.

It's probably safer just to layer on some shapewear though

https://youtu.be/fmwvOZbaTmM

>>38756405
Jesus Christ it's pressure not force! Pressure is force/surface. It's like saying a car moving at the speed of 45m, if you don't say the amount of time it takes (s, min, hour) it doesn't make sense because speed is space/tme

>>38755756
>tfw forgot to activate abs
Not gonna make it.

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>>38756363

What the fuck am I looking at? How is that supposed to work?

>>38756645
Dehydration, I think

>>38756424
Where the fuck were all the fat genetics in the past?
Is this like the x men and we have a whole mutant generation of fatties?

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What is fat to /fit/? personally, i'd say 7 and over is the actual part it becomes 'fat' and not just 'overweight/curvy' and unnacceptable

>>38756363
Do they realize corset training exists?

>>38755527

That isn't exactly fair. The dirt would take away some of the pressure, so detonation weight would actually be higher.

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>lose weight
>finally get the thigh gap of my dreams
>finally lost the huge thighs and butt holding me back
>start seeing "thicc" everywhere
>start seeing all these women stay over weight tier and walk around with no gap
>I am now eating disorder

>>38756729
>finally lost the huge thighs and butt holding me back
Squats could have prevent this. Serves you right for ignoring them.

>>38756729
'thicc' is a meme word. i'd take thigh gap over thicc any day.

>>38756746
squats are memes

>>38755748

I get so mad just reading this, just absolute subhuman scum. What kind of human is your friend to get along a piece of shit like that?

>>38756702

No way, that's just a shit scale

1 and 2 are anorexic
3 and 4 are ideal
5 has a gut starting because the drawings are retarded, would be ok if it wasn't for that
6 - 9 are overweight.

>>38756746
I'm not flat. I'm just complaining that women are walking around with their thighs nastily running together

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>>38756780
>tfw fat thighs that rub together
>tfw chubby gross belly
>tfw trying to lose weight for dat thigh gap and flat tummy but BF likes girls with chub

Will I ever win

>>38756018
standing up too difficult?

>>38756729
Thicc is a fad, a degenerate one at that. Slender is the standard for sexy and has been for thousands of years. Keep working out and maintain your thigh gap, it will attract the kind of man you want to be around.

>>38755527
Can't the average fitizen set of the mine by jumping on it?

>>38756803
Dump the boyfriend. He is holding you back. Don't bother replying or trying to turn this thread into a pity party - right now you are a fat piece of shit and until you change that you deserve nothing but derision.

>>38755786

Seems like a cheap hollywood flick

>>38756002
)))being this new

>>38756803
Lose weight you fat fuck

>>38756848
Holy shit go back to MPA, you retard

>>38756729
thicc is just something fattie lovers say to downplay the fact that their fetish is disgusting

>>38756881
Working on it, I'm down to 115 now but still sloppy and skinnyfat as fuck

>>38756803
Thighs rubbing together is one of the most annoying things about being fat. Glad I don't have to live with that and all the other shit anyomre. If you're willing to put up with that to please your bf then you deserve to die at age 50 from a heart attack.

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>>38756884
What is MPA? Care to clarify and explain why anything I said was wrong?

>>38756702

Everything over 5 I wouldn't slam, same goes for 1.

>>38756803

So I gained some weight a while back (and lost it by now) but my thighs used to chafe a very little bit. Just started on SL, but is there a chance that squatting 3x5x5 a week will make my thighs so big that they chafe again? Guy btw, just hate the feeling.

>>38755786
I'm crying

>>38756702

3, 4, 5 are 'normal', everything else is unhealthy.

>>38756780
Its normal for a fit girl to have their thighs touching. What's not normal is when they're raping each other to start a wildfire. Fit girls have the "triangle " at the top, above the muscle. If your thighs don't touch, you're not fit, you're just skinny/skinnyfat

>>38756892
Are u 4'10 or something? At 115 ur thighs shouldn't be starting a wildfire. You must be an abnormally high amountnof bf% and no muscle. The number on the scale means little to nothing about body comp/how you look (assuming withing normal.range)

>>38756702
3-5 ate normal 6 is borderline acceptable on case by case basis

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I'm a professionally diagnosed autist that's been through a lot of behavioral therapy. I can act pretty normal all the time, have a good job and make a good living, but sometimes there can be things that make me revert. One happened at a party I went to:

>drinking in the corner to alleviate enough of my loner autistic tendencies before going out into the fray
>hambeast, estimated 250~270 lbs @ ~5'2", starts closing in on me
>god dammit no this is my personal time fucking stop
>she tries twerking on me
>don't like this invasion of personal space during me time
>don't like impromptu socialization of any kind when I'm in the process of getting drunk
>REALLY don't like being touched without warning
>this cocktail of circumstances forces me into autist mode
>shove the most prominent part of her near me, her ass, as hard as I can
>still had beer in my hands
>my autist panic strength sent her a good couple feet away from me and her ass is covered in beer while she's face-down
>she gets up
>saunters that short distance over to me while losing breath
>feel like she's going to try to touch me again
>leapfrog over her
>slip on what must've been a combination of her swear and beer from when she hit the floor
>fall on my back
>get up immediately and take off my shirt because the unwelcome sensation of beer/sweat is making my autist panic worse
>start trying to dance my way through the crowd like all this was intentional
>get to front porch outside of party house, sit down to regain composure
>fatty followed me all the way there
>right behind me
>god mother fucking dammit
>she puts her hand down my pants
>stranger danger
>I grab her arm and judo flip her onto the porch stairs
>have to pay for stairs
>she doesn't quite remember what happened
>my shoulders hurt like a bitch the whole week
>have to try to actively forget this moment every time I talk to a fatty from now on

Why

>>38757222
>>38757077
three looks a little too boney, but thats probably from the Hi Resolution Art

>>38757217
I'm 5'3, just very soft and flabby

>>38757286
At that height and weight you should be just fine. If youre still chubby at those stats you need to work on recomping your bodyfat into muscle, not making the number on the scale go down. Losing weight will not automatically mean your losing actual fat, you'll likely get more flabby/lose more muscle if you continue to "lose weight"

>>38757256
>making excuses for yourself acting like a doofus
>my disease took over and made me do _____!!!!

>>38756829
If you weighed 200 lbs, you'd need to jump about 4 feet in the air (91kg and 120cm in non-burgerland units) and land completely on the mine itself to set it off.

>>38757286
Post pics bb

>>38755756
>yfw you keep applying toner without ab activating applicator

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>>38757342
So if you do those kind of jumps that olympic height jumpers do (they reach shit like 2m, 120cm should be fesible) and do a WWE elbowdrop landing you'll set it off?

Today I learned how I want to die.

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>>38756484

>>38757334
I've been getting better at avoiding acting like that, but some situations still catch me off guard.

It does make me feel better if I'm actually just a doofus and I've overcome my autism. It's definitely a step up.

>>38757334
the guy judo threw a hambeast show some respect

>>38756729
Do you want to fuck blacks? Because no one else says thicc seriously

>>38757399
If you can jump that high while ensuring that your total mass is distributed completely on the mine, you'd set it off. And by that I men you need to land completely on your feet, straight up from the ground. An elbow drop probably wouldn't set it off unless the mine was as long as your body, otherwise I think like 20% of your bodymass would not be focused on the mine

>>38757273

Yeah, 3 is normal for womanlets and teen girls

>>38755756
This is the description on their website. It's also listed under "cellulite and stretchmarks" so it's more of a skin product i think. But fatties wont bother to read anything more than the name i'll bet.

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>>38757600
shit forgot pic

>>38757439

No need to be racist. I'm black and I hate fat chicks.

>>38757606
>it's another "we sell you sugarwater but it only works with penicillin" episode

>>38757439
>Do you want to fuck blacks?
Who doesn't?

Better than the same white chicks you see every day. It's called vanilla for a reason.

>>38755748
>sets AC to freezing and claims it feels good

>worked in a pharmacy as a temp cashier
>technicians and pharmacist get to wear coats over their uniforms
>back of the store is freezing, co-workers comment about my lips turning purple and the goose pimples on my arms
>start going in either wearing a sweater or something like a cardigan to wear over my shirt, store manager that's the same height and twice my weight makes comments that the temperature feels great

>>38756053
I hate how sexy she thinks she is

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heres a little bit of hope for yall

>>38757636
Vanilla flavor best flavor

>>38757816
As jaded as I may be, stories like this warm my cold little heart every time

>>38756829
>>38757342
>>38757399
>>38757479
Sorry. I fucked up a lot. I didn't get good sleep and I'm also hungover, so I can't into FBD right now.

If you suspended the mine in a way that there was no normal force from the ground, you'd need to jump over 7 feet (220 cm) to generate enough force to get the mine to activate at 200 lbs of weight. Depending on the vertical displacement on the landing (e.g. what surface the mine is on to prevent it from going deeper), you may need less height. You'd still need to land on it with the totality of your mass, but that's what my numbers are getting me.

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ITT: times you trolled fatties IRL
>go to watch Suicide Squad to make my mom freak
>notice all of the popcorn monkies (theatre clean up staff) are fat
>thinking of a way to prank them as I walk into my kino screening
>one of the gimp seats is open (basically padded toilet seats where the regular cinema seat should be, you're supposed to put a bucket the cinema gives you under it so literal retards can piss and shit while watching films, one is on each side all the way back in the nosebleed seats so they don't bother people)
>load up on snacks with my EBT card; popcorn, nachos, hotdogs, burgers, sodas, mini pizzas, Milk Duds, the works
>claim my comfy gimp seat
>"in with the new, out with the old" non-stop for the entire duration of the film, have half a mind to think I'm pissing and shitting beverages and food I ate earlier in the film
>film's over, get up to leave
>I forgot to get a bucket
>big mucousy turds running down an aisle turned into a slip-'n'-slide of piss and spilled soda (and a tiny little bit of blood, I don't get enough fiber)
>big box of plain nachos I didn't eat (because the meat and cheese was on the nachos on the top) falls out of my lap and spills all over the place
>try to catch it and accidentally knock the rest of my soda over
I'd hate to be the one who had to clean that up, they probably closed that theater for the rest of the day and lost thousands of dollars on canceled screenings.

>>38757823
Patrician taste

>>38757900
>notice theatre staff is fat
>snuck a couple 32 oz brewski into the theater
>no longer wanted them so I slowly pour them down on the floor in front of me
>the entire concrete floor cascades down except for a strip of carpet across the theater by the entrances so the beer went all the way to the carpet
>starting to smell by the end of the movie
>carpet is squishy when we leave

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>>38757949
>go to only cinema in my state that doesn't enforce the "no singles policy"
>buy ticket, go into theatre, open my ziploc bag full of snow crab meat
>sit down in seat, strap myself in, when suddenly I realize I forgot to bring butter for my sweet, succulent crab meat
>jingle theater service bell, fat as fatass server comes by and sees me sitting in my seat, mouth watering, holding out my hands for my complimentary butter packet
>he seems upset and says that I rang the bell too loud
>offers me a small packet of margarine for $1.99, says they "don't serve butter at this chain anymore"
>got so upset that after the showing I hid leftover crab meat inside the theater vents
>go back two weeks later
>worst smell I've ever encountered
>weeks pass by and eventually the theater closes

And I'm glad it happened, too. Fucking fatties.

>>38757900
>tripfag
>into the trash it goes

>>38755801

The US military has used metric for quite some time now senpai.

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>>38757900

I call bulshit, even if you had a bucket then the stench would be overwhelming

>>38757900
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>>38757900
>10 minute bathroom intermission in the middle of Batman v Superman
>dump soda on some fat guy's seat while he's gone

>>38757816
This gave me a bit more hope in humanity...

>get to theater bathroom
>poop scissors which are normally attached to a chain like pens at banks sitting on top of the toilet paper dispenser
>go to take a shit
>someone took the poop scissors from my stall
>have to flush without using poop scissors
>clog toilet
>toilet overflows
>get up and go to the lobby
>see toilet water coming out of bathroom
>go see my movie

>>38755527

>Sitting here listening to dad slurp down more calories as a snack then I will eat in a day.

Who /livingwithfats/ here?

You know the sound.

>>38758052

> poop scissors

literally what?

>>38756702
For a fun game, have your girlfriend describe her body (hidden from you) on this scale, and then you do the same. Then you have to reveal the answers.

>>38757998
I'm serious

Usually the smell of popcorn and sodas overwhelms the poop

Anyway I went to this other theatre last week to watch Ghostbusters and noticed the staff was fat again, so I dumped out a my large popcorn and poured my blue power aide on top of it. I then went and refilled both for free three times and added more to the giant soggy mess.


Fatties btfo

>>38757636
>Do you want to fuck blacks?
>Who doesn't?

My sides

>>38758089
The scissors you use to snip the logs of poop into manageable pieces as it comes out of your butt so as to not overwhelm the septic system and clog the toilets

>>38756002
>how much do you weigh, Yuroanon?
>I weigh 90kg

F=MA

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>>38758052
>>38758089
>>38758136
I am unsure how to react to this discovery

>>38758156
I know it's a little gross at first, but it's a common courtesy thing

>>38756502
The activation pressure in the case of a mine would be based on the surface area of the fucking mine in this case, you retard. If there's a standardized size for the mine, you can take the pressure area out of the equation since a) a standard tank track will have a bigger contact area than the mine itself, and b) even partial area contact will most likely suffice to set it off given the weight of the tanks themselves (unless the tracks go over less than 1/3rd of the mine).

>>38757256
There's a fucking blind guy and a guy with downs in my gym.
Stop making excuses.

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>>38758167
>a little gross
The mere thought of communal shit scissors chills me to the very core of my soul.
You said they're attached to a chain, how often are they cleaned?
Do you just try not to think about the last person that was playing Play-Doh with heir fecal matter?

>>38756884
>If you don't want to be obese, you have to be anorexic. There is no middle ground.

Fuck off.

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>>38756766
>>38756828
>>38756891

So many butthurt starving roasties xD

Daily reminder, only 4chan pedophiles find skinny skellington bodies attractive

every normal guy loves THICC + FAT

>>38758255
>>>/tumblr/

>>38755527

I don't necessarily hate fat people, but I hate the type who complain when they cannot be accommodated because of their size, or complain about people not seeing them as attractive and that we need to change our standards of what we find attractive to make them feel better about themselves.

I always hear my mom or my sisters bitching and whining about how a doctor told them to lose weight, the delusion is like fucking clockwork for these people.
That'd be like bringing your cat to the vet and running home crying when the veterinarian tells you to stop feeding your cat rat poison.

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Got some OC I just made.

>>38758328
Do people really say LL is a sexist symbol? The only time I've seen SJWs get pissed off at anime is when it's straight up hentai, loli catering, or pantsu-core, and even then it sparks some debate because they start fighting amongst themselves about "muh cultural imperialism"

>>38758287


yes that is where you are from :^)

>>38758328
also one is real, and one is not.

It's a cruel fucking world

>>38758237
Dude it's a /tv/ meme like all the other shit involving theaters

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Anyone have the comic edit of the skinny girl going "You think you can pull those clohtes off?" and fat girl going "your boyfriend pulls those off for me", only her boyfriend arrives and says "Who's the hamplanet?"

Boyfriend was zyzz, iirc

>>38755527
What kind of smaller vehicle ways less than 441 pounds?

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>>38758443
Not on this computer, but have this version for now

>>38758520

Semovent artillery pretty much consists of cannon shafts on wheels. They tend not to weigh a lot.

>>38755661
lard ass detected

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>>38756078
Well only one wheel would hit it, so it could weigh like 800 to 1000 kilos. Small jeeps n shit would be able to go right over them.

>>38758520
It's about weight distribution on the wheels, not the weight of the vehicle itself. If the vehicle weighs 1600 lbs with one person driving it, and the weight is distributed evenly among the 4 wheels, a single wheel passing over the mine won't set it off.

>>38758243
Anon had a BMI of 20, dum-dum skelly

>>38756002
›being non-american

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>>38758523

>Wow buttercup

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>>38756773
It's not a hotness scale it's used by shrinks to judge a patient's self-image and body dissatisfaction.

>>38758328
>1366x1144
>png
You're doing it very wrong, friend.

>>38758381
It's an attractive woman they can't compete with anon. You figure it out.

>>38758678
How do I do it then?

>>38758707
Save it as jpeg, it's too big for png. Just don't do it in ms paint to avoid making artifacts like >>38758523 has.

>>38758719
Anon all I got is mspaint. If I could figure out how to pirate Photoshop, I would.

>>38758734
> If I could figure out how to pirate Photoshop
download test version of adobe creative cloud, the use a patcher for "activating" it
I was using "adobe snr patch painter" iirc

>>38756036
she actually did make a sorta good point at first.
then people won't be asked about their health, or are assumed to be healthy. But they can be pretty fucked up internally.

but she goes off the rails after that :(

>>38757508
Eh my 24 year old girlfriend looks pretty much like this

>>38758734
Go on the pirate bay and get one by a user named ching liu or something.

I suggest a portable ligjt version simce you clearly don't need all the extra stuff, but if you don't mind the hdd space then go for it.

>>38758734
Also photoshop adds a lot of unnecessary data to your images, so you might want to look for something else that converts with little artifacts without bloatimg your files.

>>38756729
Thicc is just a meem

>>38759022
>>38759058
>>38759093
I'll look into it. Thanks niggas.

>>38758255
>normal guys like fat women

No they dont.
Nothing attrctive
Nothing appealing
Nothing healthy
Nothing motherly
about fatness.

The only peope who find fat attractive are fetishists and fats who can't discipline themselves into change.

>>38756803
not true
some girls just have good fat placement like that one girl that worked at my workplace, really slim face a little bit of belly fat but barely noticeable and some on hands

meanwhile she has rather small ass and beautifull sizable tits

literally meme magic

>>38755527
At first I thought FPH was full of hateful and disgusting people but today my father hugged me and he was able to lock hands around my waist where as before when I was really really fat he was unable to. Thanks guys.

>>38758734
Try gimp as well

Its free

And its what you need.

Its like ms paint with layers, and photoshop-tier selection tools

>>38757930
>there's plebs in this thread who want to fuck niggers

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>>38758255
>xD

>>38759169
Oh shit this is exactly what my cheap ass needs. Thanks.

>>38757171
skinnyfat = overweight

>>38759209
>>38759169
or paint.net

>>38759118
and people who fuck fat girls becuase its easy to do so

>>38759169
>>38759209
Theres a ton of vids on youtube to get yo started.

2 hours on youtube with gimp...youll be right where you wanna be brah

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>>38757606
>oats, creatine,caffine and aminos
but they rub it on their tummy to get muscles

>>38758523
I always read this in Daria's voice.

>>38759238
To be able to fuck such a repulsion of a healthy being, a fetish has to exist.

Keep chasing fatties and eventually thats all youll be able to chase.

Ive seen it happen.

Guys fuck fat, drunk skanks becausenits easy, end up only being able to fuck fat skanks.

>>38759413
true words

thats why i rather stay kissless virgin

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>>38757256
JFC my sides
JUDO CHOP!

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Lads
How do I tell my friends they're too fat? They've almost all gotten chubby as hell in the last few years, two of them are actually sporting a gut so big that it creates a visible fold in their shirts.
They're all pretty fit (2 of them can do 100 legit push-ups) and we do a lot of sports together but they won't lay off the soda and ice cream.

>>38759609
Pat their belly and ask when the baby is due, their your friends so they can take the joke, but also the hint.

>>38759609
"Wow, you guys sure got fat!"

>>38758052
>>38758136
>>38758167

Dear god I have tears in my eyes I'm laughing so much.

Let's be honest. Half the people in these threads only go in them to see pics of fatties and get off on them. The other half are just edgy kids who are probably fat themselves.
By the way look at this pic of this fatty; she should probably kill herself amirite?

>>38759726
They already shrug off all the banter.
>>38759826
lol

Maybe I'll just get serious the next time we're running to catch a train or some such cardio thing where I always drop them.

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>>38759953
I'm here to keep my willpower up. Gotta get to that <10% bodyfat.
But keep projecting anon

>>38759962
you don't have to get serious, just talk straight and plainly.

>>38756662
Yes, except they're all The Blob.

>>38760044
Yeah, straight describes much better what I meant to convey. Thanks lad

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>>38757256
Jesus Christ how do fatties get so much confidence AND ignorance
Why did she think getting pushed to the ground with beer all over her meant sex?
I'm sorry dude. I'm a diagnosed Aspy and I do the same thing with contact and disgusting germs.

Luckily I'm small so I can evade quite easily. Fuck hambeasts. They should register themselves as weapons of destruction due to the fact that their weight can crush people and objects.

>>38759953
My goal is Auschwitz mode and I'm almost there so no.

>>38759609
>Hey you fat bastards how's it going?!

>>38756018
now she can get EVEN FATTER

>>38755748
So you live in China, Japan or France?

>>38759953
I'm perfectly slender and ottermode. I'm here to get some self validation about myself and my nationality since 99% of theses stories are from burgeristan or bongsteros.
Pretty sad way to entertain yourself but I got to kill time at my stupid job (wich is basically being paid to show up and anwser e mails) and 4chan is pretty much the only "text and images" entertainment site that's not blocked

>>38755748
Can we get a /fat parents/ thing going
My mom did the same shit to me all the time
>go to buy clothes with mom
>want to take my time
>mom starts complaining that she's hot
>34 BMI of course you're fucking sweating
>as she complains about the mall AC being shit to other fat women she starts getting angry at me
>hurry up, what do you want already, I'm too fucking hot this fucking place is bullshit etc
>I feel embarrassed and just tell her I don't want anything and we can leave
>she starts pestering me about food now
>you haven't eaten anything all day (ofc I ate) let's go get some food
>ends up buying me fast food and we sit down before we leave
I stopped shopping with her after the many times of her outbursts
This happened in themeparks, museums, garden parks and other places that you had to walk in. I was a big walker and still am, I could walk all day if I wanted but hearing someone cussing and complaining out loud is mentally draining and ruins everything.

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>>38759550

oh god, I nearly puked, perfect form man

>>38755786
GODDAMN SON.

I thought . . . I thought I had lost faith in humanity but, but this~

we're all gonna make it bros.

>>38755661
Because they don't give a shit about their existence.

>>38757900
Wow. What a story! I bet this is so true!

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>>38758099

again literally what?

there is no smell worse then fecal matter, it penetrtates and ruins everything, even in bathrooms it smells like the devil gave birth there and that shit's designed to neutralise the smell and you're saying that simple popcorn and soda neutralises it?

bull fucking shit

>>38758052
What the fuck are poop scissors?

>>38759953
I'm a division II rower. I'm not fat, I just go here because I come from a fat family that makes things harder for me. Everyone needs someone to hate

>>38756803
Been there, anon. I got fat from binge drinking in college, but when I stopped drinking and lost the weight, my ex said I looked way better before.

My advice? Do what makes you happy.

>>38760699
Nevermind scrolled down.

>>38759953
I go here for negative reinforcement. I'm fat and I catch myself sometimes doing what the people posted in these threads do. Justifying eating more because I'm stressed and deserve it, being ok with being 30 lbs overweight, etc.

>>38756729
start squattin girl

start squattin and bulking them legs girl. Keep the thighgap but then have thighs that can crush ya boys head.

>>38757967

> "No singles policy"

Where in the hell do you live?

>>38760532
Iktfb

only my mom is only at like a 29/30ish bmi but she does the exact same kinda shit. I moved out of her place like 5 years ago now and it's nice to see her and have dinner with her every now and then but she bitches about inane shit and is frequently rude to waitstaff at restaurants just by being oblivious to her own behavior.

>>38758089
Some pajeet shit I imagine.

>>38758136
What the fucking fuck. What country is this?

>>38759609
Take unflattering pics and put them on facebook.

>>38756363
>iheartnaptime

I bet you do.

>>38757684
I think fatties hate to sweat. The ac has to be on like 65 for it to "feel good" for them. I have a friend that always says it's hot at my house when he comes over and I keep it around 72 which is generally comfortable. I think fatties just constantly keep cold air blowing on them 24/7 so anything other than that is "hot"

>>38760532
My parents are a bad influuence
>dad has the 'beetus
>does run in the family, but he was ~250 lbs, 6'1
>has unrelated surgery, looses a bunch of weight
>~215 lbs
>Doesn't plan ahead for blood sugar, so he stops at McD's or Popeye's, claiming he has to
>Still eats sweets, esp. these frozen chocolate covered bananas.
>claims they're pretty 'penalty free'
at least he's started going to the gym
>spends most time after work watching TV or sleeping
>have argued with him about calories in-calories out multiple times

>mom's been putting on the pounds to the point where dad has noticed
>she has 3-5 drinks per day, in addition to lemonade, a coffee or two
>doesn't understand that microwavable foods, defrost and cooked, just shove it in the crockpot and heat, premade burgers, will kill you
>"oh, I know, it's just so convenient!"
>as she puts 3/4 stick of butter into package of microwave mashed potatoes
>walks a mile or two on saturdays occasionally for excursive
>I walk 3.5 miles a day to get to and from work
>instead of skipping drinks, she'll skip dinner to loose weight

I moved out, joined a gym, and within a month went from 21% body fat to 17%.

>>38761820
Can confirm.

Used to be pretty fat, and I loved a/c on full blast.

I've slimmed down/muscled up, and don't use a/c in my car half the time, or house at all.

>>38761820
Skeleton here
My room is around 60 degrees sometimes lower
If it goes higher I feel very uncomfortable
I'm always moving around my room
Can't be anywhere close to 70

When I go outside I get sluggish from the heat

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>>38759953

>>38761884
That's awesome man. I do live in the south so it is hot as fuck some days but that's just something you have to get used to. I guess that's why I don't see too many fatties that work outside around here. I mean there are older guys that are old man fat but that's just from years of poor dieting. Nobody my age that's fat works outside

>>38761920
That can be good man. It might be because you've grown accustomed to that. Just go outside for a while. Also not going outside can lower your vitamin d. Which you get a lot of from being outside and it gives you more energy.

>>38761820
Pretty much this. I've been fat all my life and I sweat like a madman. Like when I took classes during the summer I'd bring a towel because I knew I'd sweat up a storm walking from my car to class. Pretty sure it's more genetic than fat though. I see people much fatter than me only sweat half as much as I do.

I thought losing weight would make me sweat less but I don't notice it. 30 lbs down and I still sweat a ton.

>>38756227
No it won't, unless you are a fatass.

Source: Worked as EOD.

>>38757286

Yeesh. I get slight chub rub but only if it's hot and I'm sweating. I walked about 4 miles yesterday in shorts, no rub at all because it was cool. I'm 5'3 125. I don't know why you're getting it.

>>38757684

Think of all those fatasses in Texas and Georgia causing global warming with their excessive a/c use.

>>38760532
>parents got divorced when I was 3
>go back and forth between mother & father's every other week
>Mom get's remarried
>Between her and my step father, they make lean meals but also have LOTS of trash snacks.
>At my dad's house the oven hadn't been cleaned in like 12 years
>he had 3 pans and one was burnt through with a hole
>He caught the cabinets on fire once when I was 9 making toast (lever got stuck and he didn't check it)
>Dad owned 2 mini marts/laundromats combos
>also owned about 400 arcade games/pool tables/air hockey tables he rented to movie theatres, arcades, pizza parlors and such
>worked all the time
>Always driving between businesses or rental places
>Never cooked
>Breakfast was hostess donuts from his store
>Lunch was either pizza or other fast food
>Dessert & snacks were from my dad's store
>literally for 14 years ate NOTHING BUT FAST FOOD AND JUNK for half my life
>Fought being fat all my life with trying to be athletic
>was chubby all my life
>went to college and gained more after I stopped doing sports
>never even thought about it until I started trying to lose weight.
>dad still drinks 6 pack of pepsi a day and not a single cooked meal.

I never really thought about it until I decided to get healthy.

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>>38761815
>because you don't have long enough arms.

>>38761984
Well even if you lose weight you could still sweat a lot because you're metabolism is working better and burning off that excess fat. I'm 155 and sweat a lot but I drink a shit ton of water. I'm not sure genetics would play a big role in it. My friend has been trying to lose weight but he still eats a lot of fat food and goes to planet meme and ONLY workouts on machines. Just drink water and be strict on your diet and you'll like to sweat cause you'll know its from moving and working and shit

>>38762014
>>38756227
Yes, it WILL

>Source: Worked as a Kraut, 1916-1918

>>38760532

feels bad man, my mom did the same thing. half an hour meandering around a store would tire her out. I usually left without my item. could never do anything on 'vacation' that involved walking around too long, and constant food breaks.

>>38762052
>planet meme
You should have been a better friend. They're serving him Pizza and Bagels there.

>>38756662
we have a lower infant mortality rate and fat people live long enough to reproduce now.

>>38756773
>6 - 9
ehhehehehheehe

>>38760532

>be me
>pretty fat 30%
>also formerly a pretty fantastic wrestler back in highschool
>been gaining weight ever since
>two weeks ago get a good look at myself in a mirror
>absolutely disgusted
>2000cal/day deficit ever since
>so fucking hungry
>family is for some reason super fucking angry that I'm getting back in shape
>has gone out of their way to try make me quit
>always making super unhealthy food (normally they eat semi healthy in super sized servings)
>make myself healthy food in bulk
>dad ate my entire weeks worth of stir-fry for lunch
>been told if I'm not going to be part of the family I should look for somewhere else to live
>sabotage my food (just yesterday I found mom throwing a quarter stick of butter in my broccoli)

Fuck fat family. They are all madder than hell at me for no reason.

I swear the next time my sister waves a plate of nachos (she has 3-4 plates a day) in my face I'm gonna break the plate over her face.

>>38757816
> reddit
> hope

Are you having a fucking laugh ?

>>38761820
think about it. they've got a lot of extra insulation, so it'll need to be cooler for them to be comfortable. they don't just like it colder or something, they run hotter

>>38762230
They're literally hangry that you're not trying to ruin your life with awful food. Dysfunctional as hell, gtfo out of there. Those cunts don't love you, they're trying to drag you down into abject mediocrity.

>>38755527
>watching batman with gf
>plane scene comes on
>she feels my arm and goes you're a big guy
have I made it or is she just a memer?

>>38762617

That depends 100% on how you responded.

>>38762639
I said for you then she giggled

>>38762661

Gratz bro, you made it.

>>38755661
It's a trait that displays ones pure selfishness. It shows that they're lazy and refuse to take control of their lives. They always act entitled and love to talk shit about other people's faults but god forbid you bring up how disgustingly fat they are. They would rather try to change the entire world to fit around them rather than them changing to fit in.

>>38757967
There's a no singles policy?

>>38757900
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

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>>38756018
shed be so pretty if she were in shape :(

>>38762244
Well the way I look at it is they got so fat from being lazy and eating bad and when they sweat that's just how a normal persons body reacts from moving a lot. It's not because it's "hot"

>>38756405
>being this retarded
You must be one of those guys over in the university bread from a pleb college.

>>38756424
>Two 4 pint bottles of milk
>1 gallon
is this what happens when you GOMAD?

>>38757900
>kino
>>>/tv/

Also kys

My dad has amazing genetic potential but he has chosen to eat whole chickens and drink up to a litre a vodka with sugary 'juice' every single fucking day for 10 years.

So far he only has hypertension.
Fucking degenerate alcoholic.

>>38758136
Do you also POO IN BIN?

>>38762044
>mozzarella
>vegetable

>>38757900
>>38758008
>>38758052
>>38757967
theres a difference between trolling and being fucking annoying. this is probably why people wont hang out with you

>>38762044
>mozzarella
>vegetable

>>38763058
>>38763110
Whoa...

>>38762230
leave OR
if you really want to work hard and some freetime, somehow convince them to join your health quest

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>>38756110
>Normal vehicles drive faster than a tank, thus lowering the direct pressure on the ground.

>>38755756
Damn it i just got back from the gym and I forgot to activate my abs

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>>38759219
paint.net is the fucking tits.

>>38763242
You have to go back.

>>38757967
>snow crab meat
top lel

>>38755756
is it cool if I complain about being fat while working my ass off to lose it all?

>>38760532
I can get one in real quick.
>mom and dad are arguing
>I'm losing weight and I have tried to get mom to join in
>the fuck are they arguing about now?
>everything, dad is frustrated and high strung
>stick my nose where it doesn't belong to try and prevent an entire day of arguments and fights
>discover mom hasn't been putting out and has been "totally rejecting" dad for the last 6 years.
Because that pandora box of cancer and AIDs was thrown wide open I decide to mention that being fat leads to lower sex drive and if they lost weight it would increase drive.
>dad "that's not how it works, anon"
>give brief overview of hormone production and explain that yes! that is how it works"

I need to move out, I can't stand knowing the things I know.
I don't know why dad doesn't just go manual mode.

>>38762838
He's right though.
>firing mechanism
That means two fixed sized surfaces interacting from a given force/weight.

Anyone have the copy pasta of the guy behind the vending machine saying something along the lines of "that's what I'm talking out" thank you God bless

>>38760694
That guy was a /fit/izen holding onto that meme response until he just couldn't hold it any longer.

>>38764005
Here you go anon-kun https://i.imgur.com/Eg0DgZv.png

>>38759953
Honestly, not fat, but pretty edgy. I'm not even fit, I'm a /b/tard who hates fat people. I used to be an anorexic and I still find fat people disgusting

>>38763927
Your dad us a saint. 6 years is fucking forever.

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Posting old oc

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>>38758443

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AybzN-vMaoU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmlAEScCAjw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj6iWWzwBi8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9u5KuEzIdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpPQJ7CN01o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4sdvA22ML8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDvtg2eVH_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVDFF7wC0Sk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHhiIGZM58s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YbO6YzIU0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3IvGYXA7n0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELalG7ZG1t8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9joYLRQaok4

>>38755786
Any update on how fatbro is doing now? It's been a couple years so he is probably god-tier nnow if he kept things up

>>38756729
Thicc isn't real and when those girls take off their clothes and their gut hangs over their vagina it's going to cause all those permavirgin dick to shrivel up.

>>38761445
>>38762761
It's a shitty /tv/ meme, roughly the same as /fit/'s tipping the receptionist.

>>38762731
>They always act entitled and love to talk shit about other people's faults but god forbid you bring up how disgustingly fat they are.

How fucking spot on. I was a bit of a problem child growing up but garbage in garbage out. Dad would never shut up about every last little thing he didn't like about me till one day he hit me and I lost my cool and pointed out how I might have my problems but at least I didn't put on so much weight that my wife left me. The old man went crazy destroying everything he could get his hands on, but thankfully a brisk walking pace kept me out of harms way.

And that's how I ended up living with my mom and step dad for the rest of my childhood.

>>38759953
nope I'm still fat i work out multiple times a week to build up muscle while losing fat. I'm getting fucking yoked and i find these threads entertaining and informative.

>>38762230
>I found mom throwing a quarter stick of butter in my broccoli

What the FUCK is wrong with your cunt family? A mother is supposed to WANT to help her son be the best man he can be. Move out, anon, and cut contact with these gains goblins.

>>38764175
I think period sex is gross, because it makes me feel gross. Asking someone to touch your dead biological fluid and be cool with it is pretty ridiculous imo. It's not like most girls would be down to bang a guy whose balls are secreting sticky, smelly, chunky blood.

That being said, whenever I warn a guy he's usually like "nah it's fine" and just puts down a towel. If it's not fine then I don't take it as a personal insult, the guy just doesn't want someone else's blood all over his shit.

'feminists' irritate me so much with their whining

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>>38757900
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>play volleyball with a group
>probably bitched about it before here but there's this hucow who plays, 400 lb cuntasaurus
>she never fucking moves, just half assedly motions at the ball
>hate having her on my team
>today playing, ball goes between me and other guy because we both hesitated
>cow makes a snide comment
>the same fucking bitch who doesn't so much as shuffle her feet to get to the ball
>and half the time she does hit it, it fucks up and goes off backwards or sideways or just drops
>feel like she glares at me the whole game because my tits extend past my stomach
>decide to go bitch mode
>compliment her boyfriend on something
>bf and I talk a bit, can tell she's glaring daggers at me
>just give her this fucking grin
>start intentionally serving and hitting to her because she usually fucks it up

She always comes in with a shitty attitude like someone pissed in her cornflakes, too. There's other fat people who play but no one minds them because they MOVE TO GET THE BALL and even dive for it. This fucking cunt just comes to stand there so she can say she exercised. And she's had a bitchy attitude towards me since we first met.

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>>38757256

>>I grab her arm and judo flip her onto the porch stairs
>>have to pay for stairs

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>>38757900
Why do you use a trip?

Do you crave attention?

>>38755756
>tfw didnt activate my abs today

/r/ing medicbro's planet patient story

>>38760694
perfection

>>38764175

I just noticed the woman has hairy legs

jesus fucking christ

>>38756729
D U B L I N

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>>38764830
Fuck you for making me go back and check

>>38764175
Sounds like a really bad informercial

>>38756702
>tfw you're 4 or 5
>tfw you want to be 2
I-I'll make it

>>38756702
5 and over are fat.

>>38763927
Your mom sounds like a real cunt. 6 years? No wonder so many married men cheat.

>>38763955
"No"

You have to generate the pressure required on the surface of the firing mechanism. Put on skis. You're the same weight, but your weight is spread out more. It also depends on the characteristics of the dirt it's over.

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>>38765581
This chicks name is literally snorlax with fits

>>38764929
>drying, coagulating blood
>lube
>"plus natural lube"
>vaginas already do this you beta cuck orbiting numale faggot fuck
REEEEEEE

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Welcome to your fucking nightmare

>>38765632
Nah that ain't real.

>>38765646

Don't believe it? Don't take our word for it. Post it to Tumblr, see what happens.

>>38756766
You're a meme

>>38765690
YOUR MOMS A MEME

>>38756702
Nah 5 mate.

>>38756702
I'm 3 going on 2 here
Almost almost

>>38765735
>you can get murdered for being fat

>>38765632
Holy. Fuck.
It's all there.

>feminists like myself go together and created HAES
Ok.

>the aggressive male chromosome that makes men assault women
There's the feminist coming through.

>chromosome allows women to take fat/salt/lard/mcdonalds and convert to nutrients
The complete DISREGARDING and IGNORING of fucking facts and objective science. The feminist pretend science is there as well.

>small woman should be encouraged to get bigger to absorb burgerking-nutrients better
Make all women on our standard so we are the best

Men: See the top of a mountain, and climb to it

Women: See the top of a mountain, then proclaim THEY are actually at the top, claim society agrees with them, and the people on top are actually products of media/oppression and are deficient.

>>38765735
>i want fat to be a minority
Nope, you want protection.
Too many fats to be a minority.

You know who the minority are?

Us /fit.
It's us.

We are the minority.

>>38763905
If your rage motivates you, then yes

>>38758255
> liking fat woman
> just fuck a warm block of butter

>>38762239
Reddit is actually good friend,

>>38765461
Yes I understand pressure, but if you're wearing skis and standing on a scale the only thing that matters is the overall force exerted on the ridged platform.
Switching to stilettos won't change anything besides the difference in footwear mass.
Surface area, pressure, dirt and other factors only come into play outside of the provided system or model.
IE. When you put it into real life practice by introducing the burying variable.

This is, in and of itself an accessory calculation almost entirely isolated from the mine's weight limit itself.
A scale placed under dirt and a mine of the same size placed under the same dirt/depth would have almost the same precursing formula/values to reach the explosion limit or a 200kg reading.

>>38765809

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0277539505000178

>The author argues that a regime of rationality still operates in the academy and is made evident when feminist course content is met with continual dismissal or disavowal.

>>38765632
I feel like these are made by bitter women to reduce their competition for chads.

/fit/ - Physics and Warfare

>>38756654
>>38756645
i dont think theyre smart enough to attribute any effect to dehydration. Im pretty sure they think it will actually help them get rid of fat through some thermogenic effect

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>>38765632
>intellectual feminist

/fit/ is really this gullible, huh

>>38765632
Fucking TERF

>>38762014
There's also varieties with 140 kg fuse. So... You'd still have to be a fat fuck, but it's easier to set off.

Source: was a conscript. Was taught about AT mines, fuses and shit like that.

>>38756702
5 and above is too large for me.
6 is "fat"
7+ is delete your life.

>>38765301
>>38765786
L-London?

2 and 3 are by FAR my favourite.
Anywhere between Eugenia Cooney and Taylor Swift, the ideal obviously depending on the girl themselves.
Skinny grills are SOO under-exposed and under-appreciated.

>>38756884
Fuck MPA.
Bunch of hugbox sleeper-psycho commie SJWs.

But on a related but separate note, they seemed to give me the impression that skinny girls like skinny guys.
>tfw you're somewhat /fit/ and have no intention of becoming skeletal

>>38756908
An anorexia forum.

>>38759953
I'm someone trying to get fit. I used these threads for motivation. Some of these stories are sad and I do not want that for myself. Being so fat and gross you grow mushrooms? Naw I'm good.

>>38756116
You're forgetting about the "rod" fuses that need quite less pressure to go off. But then again, they're more visible.

>>38765864
>As long as there is resistance to feminism, we know our university still has logic, reason, and rationale.

Wew. B T F O

>>38765842
How to identify a faggot 101 here, folks.

>>38760532
>be black
>come from a fat family
>everyone after my grandmother has been fat
>never seen a thin family member all through life
>even once fit family members have become fat as the kids just keep coming
>look in the mirror one day
>say enough is enough
>go from 350 to 300 in less than a year
>still working hard
>use the sticky and fht
>still the fear runs deep
>mom is moving in with me cause health reasons
>she is visiting this week to look at a house with me
>she can't do steps
>she can't live on a hill
>she will need AC
>she is my inspiration to get fit
>I never want to be a burden on my kids
I have no idea what living with her will be like. I'm 28 now and haven't lived with her for 10 years. Our last conversation she told me that she didn't want me making dinner because she has noticed that I post healthy recipes in Facebook now. I know I'm just going to end up watching my mother die.

>>38765730
Your should have aborted a meme

>>38766195
Put the kitchen on the second floor.

>>38766195
Sorry to hear that about your mom.

How is being black relevant though?

Also why would you say that...you know /pol is here

>>38765614
Those are some doughy arms.

>>38766233
I wish I could do that.
>>38766235
I hate to say it but most Black people do not eat well.
>grew up lower middle class
>chips in every lunch
>summers filled with takeout
>deep fried everything
>though orka and chicken was only ment to be deep fried.
>boy was I wrong
>talk to my mom the other day
>she asked me what almond milk was
>posted a pic of me making shredded chicken and wrapping it in kale
>mom thought that was 'white people cooking'
I'm not /pol/ but sometimes stereotypes exist for a reason

>>38757882
Why would you remove the normal force? If you stepped on something suspended then it would just go flying downwards. It wouldn't detonate.

>>38757900
>>go to watch Suicide Squad to make my mom freak

Wait what?

>>38762230
Dude... fucking leave. Living on your own is a breeze. All this "adulting is hard" bullshit is propaganda. Serious.

>>38764250
no

>>38756662
>in the past
back then food wasn't as ready available (no fast food or microwave dinners). it was more nutritious so you needed to eat less. You had to get off your ass for everything (nothing automated). I'm sure there's loads more reasons.

>>38758136
Can't believe such low quality bait is getting replies

>>38758237
How much of a fucking newfag are you? Only a fool would believe the stories posted on this board.

>>38755661
I'm fat and working to lose weight
I hate fat people because they are lazy fucks.

>>38765581
>I gave up the pic
Just holy shit, admit, you can't do all this hard work anymore and you are lazy piece of shit. Who found bodypositive as excuse to be so lazy.

>>38759550
Where is the 2nd one, anon???

>>38756729
nice humblebrag
guess you got all the attention that you wanted

no, you're not really sad that you're thinner than these bitches, you were just fishing for compliments

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>>38756363
>take girl home from the bar
>lift up her shirt
>she's got fuckin greasy plastic wrap with a nylon sock wrapped around her
>gut flows out like hot cheese
>still fug her
>cry inside the entire time

>>38765619
It's literally the opposite. Any air on that blood and you'll have a costing of unconfertably dry gunk.

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>>38758554
>>38758559
Is it me, or did it just get /k/uite/k/ommandowy in here?

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>>38766195
Nigga, being black ain't nothing to do with it!
My family came from a linage of marathon runners, now they use the drive thru and wait 15 minutes for their order instead of going to the counter...

As for your mum, I applaud you living 10 years with her

>>38766235
Because blacks are more fat than whites or other races percentage wise

>>38765735
>fats
>minority
Lowest obesity percent among all states is 20, that's not exactly minor