What do you do when you see a girl mirin?

I usually wake up shortly afterwards.

Mire right back.

Flex

I'll told you when it happens to me

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>>38687803

She's obviously looking in the mirror and not at you.

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>>38687803

>>38687794
They usually come up to me and tells me that I'm pretty hot and stuff. But I also tell them that I'm not a lesbian

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>at the gym
>on the treadmill
>see a qt
>look at her walking through the gym
>she's looking at me
>walks up to the cardio area
>entire area is empty except bottom right
>I'm bottom left
>tons of bikes inbetween that are empty
>girl that I looked at takes the one right next to me
>I hear a quiet hello
>I wasn't sure if she was actually saying it, so I ignore it
I still wonder if she tried to strike up a conversation or not.

>>38687958
She wasn't being remotely subtle and you fuckin blew it.

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I automatically break into a sad face, nearly a frown.

It's not because I don't like when I get mired, I'm just poor and socially inept and I know it.

I have nothing to offer those who mire me.

>>38687987
:( i feel the same way sometimes. like, how could someone stay interested in me once they got to know the real me?

>>38687985
Then why was she so quiet, god damn. Speak up, qt.

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>>38688004
"Hi, let me tell you about myself: I'm a broke writer, I take care of my elderly parents, I can barely afford my gym membership, my only friends are anonymous people on a Welsh Vexilollogy forum and my antique shortwave radio where I listen for Emergency Action Messages from the US Air Force and to BBC Radio Four. Would you like to get a coffee sometime? We'll have to go Dutch, I'm sneaking mine in in a Thermos."

>>38687958
oh my gawwwwd

>>38688027
>y r u so quiet anon?

Break eye contact.

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>>38688004
>someone stay interested in me once they got to know the real me?

Fuck..

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>>38687794
Mire back when in public
Don't pay attention to at the gym

Earlier today
>Leaving gym
>See girl go up elevator but I have to go past the doors
>Elevator closes
>Ihatewaiting
>Elevator comes back down quick see girl still inside the elevator and other people gone
>Proceed to enter and press on the 5th floor
>She gets off on the 4th floor
>She says "night" as she walks off
>mfw don't know if she was just being nice or mirin'

>>38688225
are you me

>>38688058
>Not making a lot of money means you can't find love
Just gotta find yourself a qt proletarian, anon.

>>38687958
What does one do when it's this blatant?
>super cocoon mode so not even use to interaction from females anymore
>a young girl has been coming in lately but always works out with some nu male dude in the same hoody and sweat pants
>begin to notice she steals glances a lot lately
>get there earlier than usual just to get in and out
>start stretching in the corner like usual when I notice the girl and the guy already benching together , again notice her glance my way
>sit down on a mat and start stretching my hip since it's tight
>notice girl start walking towards me and get behind me, think she's on the captains chair doing ab work
>lean back to lay down to stretch more
>the right side of my face slides down her fucking chest and before I can react I lay my head on her lap
>freak out not realizing she was so close start getting up
>my headphones get caught around hers and get yanked back and we bump heads
>we're both so flustered we both stand up and start trying to pass each other while saying sorry but keep getting in each others way
>finally so freaked I put my hands on her waist and kinda nudge her to the right so I can go left, she weirdly tries to get closer to me when I do but realize what I'm doing and again says sorry and walks back to the guy she works out with

Now she just stares but when we meet eyes she looks down now

>>38688313
go talk to her lmao

>>38688308
I had so many family members die in kansalaissota, talvisota and jatkosota that if I were to date a Commie, they'd come back from the grave and haunt me.

>>38687958
seriously she's not a fucking computer and a bug made her say hello

she said it on purpose

>>38688281
Nice

>>38688313
report her for sexual harassment

>catch grill mirin repeatedly
>acts stand-offish afterward

Nigga what

>y-you too

>>38687794
>at a patio bar
>lanlet bro points out a girl mirin us while we flex our forearms
>laugh at the whole situation
>thisisthefaceofautism.jpg

>be in gym
>have a habit of watching people and their exercises
>chubby girl thinks I'm mirin
if only she wasn't chubby

>>38688437
you didn't approach faggit.

>>38688481
>have a habit of watching people and their exercises
>chubby girl thinks I'm mirin
I do this in so many contexts. I've had at least two situations in which black people think I'm staring at them because they're black (e.g. in college when they're the only black person in the room). In reality, I was just switching between the people in front of me.

Absent-minded staring is not a good habit, but I'm pretty sure it's just part of my psyche.

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>pregnant lady behind me doing god knows what on some shitty machine
>i'm squatting
>she's literally starting at my ass/lower back the entire time
>mind wanders to imagining fucking a pregnant woman
>starting to get a half chub mid-set
>start wondering if fucking a pregnant lady would kill the baby since their skull is really soft and your dick is really hard
>realize penetrating the cervix isn't going to happen
>realize even though i'm still thinking about sex my chub went away since i got weird as shit and not sexual
>have done 12 reps in this set at this point
>pregnant lady still staring at my ass
>realize she has her phone in her hand
>she was staring at her phone the whole time

the gym is a fucking weird place

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>>38687803
fpbp

>>38687794
Y-you, too...

>>38688608
Not usually absent minded or staring. long glances. Pick apart people's form. Sometimes I see exercises and incorporate them into my routine. Was watching a guy do DB Squeeze Press. Seems to really work my chest.

>>38688313
>>38687958
literally kill yourselves

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>>38688612

The only women that look at or speak to me are employees doing their jobs. Bank tellers, checkers, etc.

Beyond that I'm unapproachable.

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>>38687803
Fuck dude

>>38688681
It's not my fault that she was so quiet.

>>38688840
Take initiative

>>38688375
Yeah but is she being nice because she mirin?

>>38687958
>>38688313
thanks for giving me hope there are worse autists in the world

>>38688313
If she looks down after you catch her 'mirin that means she likes you and is hiding blush. Talk to her!

>>38687987
I have something to offer, but I know I won't be able to. I... I know that feel.
>I just want a qt to love completely and unafraid

>>38688612
Right.. And her phone was strategically place in the same feild of view as your ass so she can perv guilt free and worry free, anon pls

That's like the classic big lens sunglasses that have a sort of mirror exterior so that you can't see where someone's eyes are pointed, people perve with those all the time at the beach.

I've never seen a girl mirin me

Smile and continue working out... I'm not so desperate im going to pick up women during my workout

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>>38688955
same

>>38688876
What when she found me to be disgusting?

>resting between poverty lmao3pl8 deads
>some grill comes up and does the earbud motion thing
>'are you a powerlifter, anon?'
>bertstare internally
>uh no, I just like lifting
>chitchat for a bit
>'what are your maxes?'
>'my friends think I look too manly'
>nah you look great
>chitchat some more; I'm too spaced out to sperg
>could be I'm just in permasperg mode
>finish sets, she asks me to leave lmao1pl8 on the bar
>think nothing of this
>tfw her brother (who also goes to the gym) says she was hitting on me
>implying this actually happened
>mfw no face when it actually did

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>at work
>new girl comes to office
>not a 10/10 but really gets me going
>stand during break next to wall with my hands behind my ass waiting for microwave to finish the shit
>she comes next to me and gives me this judging look from forehead to my feet

wew laddo

few weeks later i asked her out
"hey- would you like to hang out sometime after work"
"-uhh, i dont know" turns around and walks out of facility in hurry

i was confused by then

few days ago i had birthday
she didnt wish me anything and she knew i had birthday because people were wishing me shit in front of her

yesterday i sit right in front of her during break and look on her nose and she immediately breaks eye contact after she lifts eyes from smartphone in front of her


why do you treat me like air girl

>>38688313
You cant make this autism up, god im getting socially inept just reading this shit

>>38687803
fuck.......

>>38688349
proletariat means poor, or working class, you uneducated swine

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>>38687803

>>38688313

>tfw this is actually like my chinese cartoons

tip top lel

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>always see girls mirin
>last time i ask a girl out that i saw her mirin she rejected me

>>38687803
>Implying I even dream about it

>end of lecture
>go to professor and apologize for missing first week's lab, if I can make it up, he tells me I can and gives me an add code for the waitlist
>turn to leave
>qt+ and her qt- friend overheard, ask me if I want to borrow their lab notes and if I want to form a study group
>I take their lab notes and phone numbers, but don't call them to set up study group because I was grouchy and out of sorts from being up all the previous night plowing my gf

And I was always the quiet weird guy, had girls call me weird and creepy before, didn't lose my virginity until I was 21 to a super drunk new year's eve village bicycle slut.

You too, can one day be chad

>>38688612
>starting to get a half chub mid-set

how is this even posible? during and some time after I work out I'm on babby dick mode

>>38689658
I've gotten half-mast during squats too

>>38689530
>she eats the free samples but won't buy the whole box

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>>38687803
too real

>>38687794
go up to her and say;What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>38689613
Or they were nice people and just wanted to help you out, which your autistic brain interpreted as "they want me to plow them" and proceeded to ask for their numbers

>>38687794
she looks like she's standing on tippytoes

>>38689822
I second that.

>>38687958
>>I hear a quiet hello
>>I wasn't sure if she was actually saying it, so I ignore it
here's a tip. it's standard human operating procedure but if you're autistic you might need these things told to you.

if you're not sure whether someone just greeted you look at them. if they did you can tell. if they didn't they're probably staring straight ahead or something.

Give her a smug shit eating grin, say hi and carry on.

>>38689823
I didn't ask for their numbers.

College girls don't ask you to come over to their apartments to study because they want to you to do better on your test. Yes, they did want me to plow them.

>>38689935
what's it like going to a shit school?

>>38688481
>have a habit of watching people and their exercises
>chubby girl thinks I'm mirin
I do this too but the way I see it there are no losers. If some chub gets a confidence boost then good for her, not my loss. And if some cardio bunny gets "creeped out" by me looking at her for 10 seconds between my own sets then fuck her not my problem tbqh.

>>38687958
cringed so hard

>>38689938
getting mad at anonymous over the internet isn't going to make mom get the right pizza rolls next time, anon

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>>38687794
>tfw huge dark circles under my eyes thanks to genetics that destroy my facial aesthetics
>tfw girls always mire from a distance but as i get close to them i see the attraction fade

>>38689127
your problem can be: manlet, have acne, smell bad, dress like shit ( i hope you dont wear anime shirts anon ), speak like autist ( wew laddo ), cant stand like a man ( my hands behind my ass ).

Theres this girl with an insane ass who gets to the gym around the same time I'm leaving. Would it be creepy to ask her for some tips on glutes exercises and then take it from there?

>>38689965
Autism speak metal bands shirts but not very offensive ones and probably fact that my body amd face isnt as good as i would like

>>38690142
>>38690030
Wrong reply

Mobile posting baka

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>>38689982

hey

could you please not post that white supremacist frog symbol?

https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/

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>>38687803

>>38687958
You deserve to have tfwnogf

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>>38687803

>>38688313
You make me feel better about myself anon

>>38690161
Is that a touhou doujin?

>>38689101
Talk to her again faggot

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>>38689982

>>38688313
Wtf was she doing being right behind you

>>38688313
def go talk to her anon, say something stupid in the lines of "hey I feel kind of an ass after what happened last time, totally my fault, and I would like to make it up to you by letting me buy you a coffee". Bet that shiet works niggah

>>38690061
>Would it be creepy to ask her for some tips on glutes exercises and then take it from there?
In a word, yes.

>>38690311
This

Make a laugh out of it

Remember you can make everything seem like a joke to make yourself feel better about it. Especially own life

>>38689127
>few weeks later
You took too long

>>38690201
>walking to a tinder date
>group of girls passing by, one of them is my ex gf
>she doesn't recognize me
>I text her "we just crossed each other"
>"I didn't see you, where are you? Want to say hello?"
>walk to her, her friends wait a few steps further
>"Oh my god, I didn't recognize you, you look so good, what the hell did you do?"
>"I lost a lot of weight and gain some muscles"
>"You're super hot, how did you do it?"
>"Well, remember when you used to talk me about the hot guys that you liked at the gym? I wanted to be one of them so you would like me"
>friends get closer
>"Hey, aren't you going to introduce us to your friend? He's hot"
>"Sorry, I have to go, somebody is waiting for me. It is nice to see you again, you look beautiful. You always do"
>walk away as I heard them giggle and talk about me
>phone rings
>it's her
>I wake up
>realize I will never see her again
>realize she would never see my body becuase we live in different worlds
>remember that she has a boyfriend and tweets joking about sucking his dick and being in love
>realizing I would never love anybody as I loved her

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>>38687803
toptier bants lad

>>38690421
B8/beta

>>38689955
Why? The girl in question fucked up by being so quiet, the guy just comes off as an asshole.

>>38690421
>"Sorry, I have to go, somebody is waiting for me. It is nice to see you again, you look beautiful. You always do"
>You always do
Cringe

>>38688403
This

>>38690572
It's the truth

>>38690633
the truth hurts I know

>>38687794
Why can't all girls be that thin.

It's so beautiful

>>38690421

>tfw you will never feel that level of intense longing for a girl again
>bouncing off the walls with your heart thumping after a text
>tfw become chad and romance is dead
>tfw disney lied to me

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>>38687803
fpbp

>>38690773
You'll never know. It took my 30 years to really fall in love with somebody and feel like my whole world was hers. The sound my cellphone made only when she text me was the difference between a bad day and a parfect day, and every phrase she pronounced is carved in my brain.

You'll never know...

>be a relatively attractive woman
>go to the gym because i want to start geting in shape
>filthy creepazoids keep looking at me but i already have a 150lb soaking wet abusive boyfriend who i love

>>38690760
Because they would have no funbags at all, OP girl has fake breasts.

This thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX-bE70F4Kg

>>38690801

I hope so but I doubt it. I'm in love as it is, but she's 8 years older than me. I'm not that attracted to her though. Any girls younger than me are socially crippled/rerarded because of facebook/tinder and have zero game...

>>38690873
This gorl I'm talking about was nine years younger than me. Just wait for it, mate

This happened 2 weeks ago.

>go to my uncles house to visit him, he just got out of the hospital after a bad stroke
>they're having a little dinner celebration
>kind of nervous because I haven't seen these people for over a year
>walk through the front door
>living room slowly goes silent
>everyone looks at me like I'm a stranger
>say 'hi' awkwardly
>took them like 5 seconds to recognize me
>not surprised because I was a former ultraskelly that went under complete transformation
>hear all kinds of praises
>tell them been hitting the gym for 10 months now and get asked all sorts of question
>center of attention for like 10 minutes
>feelsgood
>go to the kitchen to get some water
>19 yo qt cousin is there helping with the cooking
>'hey'
>she turns around and stares at me for a second and utters a faint 'hi' and went back to chopping the veggies
>go to the fridge to get a cold water jug
>notice her looking at me on the side
>she washes her hand and fetches me a glass
>10 seconds later, she approaches me
>"oh my god, is that you mike!? holy shit, I didn't recognize you?"
>she gives me a hug
>then she touches my arms and my chest
>the look on her face

I'm not even that swole or aesthetic. Just lean.
Also I made out with my cousin that night. But that's another story.

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>>38687794
Grills who mire are all sloots at the end of the day.
>tfw no gf

>>38690908
>I made out with my cousin that night
t. guy from Oklahoma

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>>38690908
......

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>>38690908
>I made out with my cousin that night

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>>38690908
SOLID

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>>38690908

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>>38690908
Im going to start gym today
Ss, started eating alot more proteins, lot better quality cut alcohol, drugs and sweets out of my diet

Will i make it?

Cardio results

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>>38690908
>Also I made out with my cousin that night. But that's another story.

>>38691025
fuck cardio, go 5x5

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>>38691073
Even when i look like this ? Mind you i lost 11 kg already during last few months

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>>38690161
>that whole fucking website

>>38690421
>being that much of a beta

life must be so painful idk how you do it

>Sit on practically empty train, with earplugs in ears
>Suddenly, see someone in the corner of my eye standing right next to me.
>Already showed mu ticket so ignore it
>5 seconds pass, person still there
>Autism intensifies
>Fuck it, turn head
>Qt3.14 8/10 19 y/o~ girl
>Pull out earplugs
>"Can i sit here"
>Uhhh i guess?
>Awkward silence, we take turns looking each others way and then out window
>15 seconds pass, no conversation
>I go full autismo and put earplugs back in
>Girl gets of next station

Probably crushed her selfconfidence with my autismal levels
>Kill me

>>38690908
I wanna hear that story

>>38691131
>girl literally just wants to sit down
>you somehow construe this as a sexual advance
this is why you're a khhv

>>38691164
It was an empty train fagit.

>>38691164
75 seats empty and she has to ask if she can sit 5cm from me
>Just wants too sit down

I know that it sucks too be a ugly, fat numale but some of us are actually attractive and get mired as soon as we leave our homes. :')

>>38687794
Don't acknowledge it. Which would lead to regret. Which then leads to anger, and finally... A new PR.
> mfw im making dark gains

>work in an area with a large gay community
>prolly get mired more by dudes than women at the gym
>take it as a compliment
>go home and plough high test qt3.14 waifu with rock-hard confidence-boosted diamond dick
>sleep like a babby

>>38691170
>>38691177
>>>/r9k/ is thataway boys ;^)

>>38691085
nice tits femanon

>>38690633
Nah it ain't.

10 more years and she looks like shit and will for the next 60 years.

>>38687794
im a grill and one time a lady was seriously asking me multiple questions about how I got my arms "so toned'. im trying to explain what a tricep is but shes obviously sticking to her spot reduction logic like I just did a thousand pushdowns to melt away arm fat. then she said I have muscle on my chest too but I think she was just making shit up hoping I would let her touch my nonexistent pecs and bags of sand.

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>>38687794
do a smug-ass smirk like Vegeta because girls mirin muh manlet gains

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>>38691334

>>38690862
Lightweight baby yeah

>>38691334
>manlet
>girls mirin
Pick one please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogkkjWJ6rUU

comment on her photo and keep on lifting

>>38689101
yea man talk to her again brah

>>38691387
what's the sense of this video

>>38688313
Oh my god man. Oh my God.

I go home and masturbate while thinking about her like a fuck boy.

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>>38687803

> get a gf at seminar
> dance at the end
> ignore her
Haha wizard powers SAVED

>>38692129
Hello me

>>38690311
This boih, try to spin it like some cute romcom shit instead of the autism that is really is

>>38687794
Run. Far and fast.

>>38687794
pretend I didn't see her

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>>38688313

>>38690142
metal heads are often seen as unhygienic and weird/autistic, try to wear normie clothes and get a proper haircut if your hair is long

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>>38687803

>>38687794
get my cock out

>>38692816
I do that too but most of the time a guy is faster and keeps on sucking.

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>>38687958
this happenned to me in college

>walk by in library
>psst hey
>ignore it
>see in the corner like 4 girls
>think im a qt from about 5 meters away
>i have a shitload of freckles up close
>keep saying hey while I sit down
>keep looking down
>girl sits next to me
>hi, did you know I was calling you
>n-n-n-n-no
>she was still interested in me
>i like ur freckles
>t-t-t-thx
>wew


I'm like a real life facebook pic. I look great from a distance but up close you can see everything

>>38691112
what's so beta about being in love?

I have fuck a lot of tinder bitches, got bored and now I have a gf that I bone dayly. Why am I a beta just because I love somebody and can't forget her?

>>38691192
the first time I went out after getting fit I was walking by myself, really late, and some guy yelled at me from a window "hey, that guy with he black shirt, wanna come here and chill?". I turned to him, said thanks and leave with a smile on my face, knowing that I made it.

>>38691234
maybe for you. Not for me.

If she's attractive I'll give her a knowing harmless smile, continue doing what I'm doing but try to do it in a way where she gets a nice show. If she's still looking I'll go talk to her, if she stops she's probably just window shopping and doesn't want to be taken.

If she's ugly I'll probably just give her the rape stare then ignore her. If she comes over depending on if I want to fuck something or not I'll pound her out, if not I'll just continue my workout.

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>walking in mall
>decide to go into Lululemon to see if I can find anything on clearance for my mother since she works out with me from time to time
>girl comes up to me asks if I need help
>says if I need any help to call her, she then puts her hand on my arm and pushes past me a little but the aisle was super big so I don't understand the reason why she did that
>she keeps standing around me but I just think it's her working so think nothing of it
>the store starts getting packed with people coming in
>find a what I believe is a tank top on sale and grab it
>so...getting something for your gf?wife?
>turn around it's the girl from before behind me putting up clothes but not looking at me at all
>chuckle and say no, I'm single then say a little lower that she scared me
>makes a big deal and says sorry while laughing
>a few of the girls shopping come up to her and asks questions and if they can use the dressing room
>worker says sure then calls like two other workers to help the girls while starting to move to my side
>the girls leave and I'm still holding the tank top
>Well here give me that , she grabs the tank top, puts it back and grabs a different size,
>this sports bra would go good with this
>oh it's a bra? I thought it was a tank top deal
>"no see it's real tight so nothing falls out while you run haha." then she puts it up to her chest while staring at me..
>"if you want I can try it on for you so you can see how it looks or if you want me to try anything else on."
>spaghetti so hard and laugh saying "no no you have a better body so it's a bad comparison haha."
>she goes super red and excuses herself but takes the bra with her
>never heard a worker say if I wanted her to try on stuff before but think it's normal in lulu for commision or whatever
>she comes back like 5 minutes later while avoiding eye contact saying she doesn't feel comfortable walking around the store in a bra so I'd have to go in the back with her so she can try it on for me

>>38693250

Sounds like the beginning of a porn

>>38687794
smile and look her in the eyes for like 2-3s
if you catch her again smile even more and look back longer
see how it goes from there

>>38687794
i tell myself i did not happen or that it was not me, who they meant

works like a charm

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>>38693250
Bruh that is sexy af

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>>38690908

>>38688313
Something similarly happened to me in school this one chick started sitting next to me in school and talking to me. I was such an autist that I would respond back in monotone answers and eventually I stopped going and I even didn't show up for finals despite having the highest grade in the class. My anger was so great that I started lifting and I take all my advice from Rich Piana.

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>>38690161
>My dick knows that doujin collection
>>38690218
no shit

>>38693250
Should have fucked her on the counter

>>38693250
i got a little hard from this

>>38693250
>so I'd have to go in the back with her so she can try it on for me
Did you go?

>>38693250
good place to end the story

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>>38688612
>start wondering if fucking a pregnant lady would kill the baby since their skull is really soft and your dick is really hard

I haven't laughed this hard since Sandy Hook

>>38693922
Something like that happened to me to to the point I want to end myself

>nerd in hs, no girls talk to me at all pfft
>latina emo chick with DAT ASS sits behind me in a class
>no reason at all super flirty with her always booty bumping into her and touching her , she smiles a lot she's a outcast as well
>one day during class she starts massaging my back
>due to nerd and no girl contact at all I stiffen up since not use to it and get angry and try to shrug her off
>she continues
>turn around and stare her right in the eyes
>without warining (even I don't know where it came from now) I put my hand on her thigh and start inching my hand up to her vag
>she freaks nad pushes my hand away and goes super red
>it ends
>next day (friday) walking to same class after lunch
>latina comes and puts her arm around mine and says she's bored and doesn't want to go to class today
>says that her parents aren't home and that we can go and watch anime in her room till school ends then come back
>she's wearing a black skirt
>she starts edging me towards the road (the class was in a portable all we had to do was run across the road )
>i literally force her into the classroom

Find out week later she has some bf that's fat as fuck but is a goth like her . Fucking hell

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>>38687794
I get a cocky smile and continue working out.

>>38688313

just like my chinese cardboard animations

>>38687794
Fugg her right in the pussy

>>38687794
Used to do nothing. Now I try to approach them.

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>>38694019
It's made up u dingus

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>>38690908
>Also I made out with my cousin that night. But that's another story
I want to hear this story now

>>38690909

You tripfag on /fit/, no shit you don't have a girlfriend

K Y S
Y
S

>>38687794
Assume she's looking at the guy behind me, and move out of the way.

>>38694009
I did too desu and I'm at work
fug

>>38687958
I can help! I have a long history of working with clients who are on the spectrum.

When someone comes near you in a situation that they don't have to, you should assume they said hi, and respond by greeting them yourself.

Let's say all treadmills except two are empty, and only one of them is next to you. Say hi if they chose that one.

Now, on to step two: making conversation. If she's wearing headphones, don't make conversation. If she has one earbud in or no music, feel free to try a conversation. Keep it short, engage her briefly, and bail on the conversation if you feel like you're creeping her out. Think of it like Tinder in person. The worst case scenario if it doesn't work is that you both go back to your workouts

>>38689530
mire != wants to bear your child

i was talking to this one girl at my uni and she says she wants to start lifting some weights (she knows I'm in the gym everyday). she thinks climbing is ok, but thinks doing both could benefit her.

I say - yeah that's smart anonette.

she's like - oh, anon but I don't know anything about weightlifting. I have to find somebody that knows how and what to do

>i say
"yeah you should do that"
>bye, anonette

>>38691025
Runfag here. Run slower for longer distances. Don't even think about speed until you can run 10k in an hour without effort.

Set SMART goals, and you can do it.

>>38693250
are you done buffering? i need the rest of the story

>>38688313
What is this Love Hina?

>>38690862
Get over yourself faggot

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>>38689982
Dont give up hope Anon.

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I'm 6'2"
Good frame
Decent face
Get mired pretty frequently
I was homeschooled throughout highschool however and was fairly shy since childhood, so being a homeschooled stoner faggot turned me into maximo autismo.
I struggle so fucking hard in returning the mire. Legitimately, when I get approached or asked a question I just completely turn the person off with stutters and overly intense, nervous eye contact
>mfw I'm blowing it

>>38690421
Even in your dreams you're a fucking beta.

Can't really blame you though, i'm a serial rapist in my dreams.

>>38690421
Did she die or is she fictional? Im sorry for your loss

>>38687958
>anime poster
didn't happen

>>38687794

The serious answer is smile and wink.

>>38691201
>Being this offended
Kek you're fun

>>38690909
ill b your gf

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>>38687958
had the same thing happen, minus the hello part

was on a treadmill, every one open but she takes one next to me (this is after months of being regulars at same time and umpteen gaze-meetings, a few even held.

but she was so blazing hot i couldn't stop thinking it had to be some kind of trick (partially because she talked to these chaldean dudes a lot and they were kinda dicks to people)

>mfw this was like 2 yrs ago and i still dont have a clue what I was supposed to do with that or say.

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Anyone else do this?

>catch or notice a girl looking
>she looks away and never looks again
>assume she looked but was unintrigued or disappointed upon further inspection.

if she actually does look more than once
>shes must feel like im being a creep
>shes keeping an eye on me to catch me creeping so she can publicly call me out

leave me behind guys, im beyond repair

>>38687958
>>38688313
autists like you get female attention and i don't. ok

>>38696805
Hell yeah. I love lucid dreaming too.

>>38693250
Either this is pasta or you've posted this story before

>>38699433
All the time. But its usually at my gym (rock gym) so we all watch each other climb so its not as bad. There's this girl at my girl who I see looking at me a lot recently though. She's a little big, she's 5ft and probably 145ish lbs but she's got a cute face and always spills spaghetti whenever we talk which is pretty cute. I'm not really sure about her, but I think we'd connect pretty well from what I know about her. Too bad my self-esteem is too bad to make a move. Also don't want it to go bad because the whole dont shit where you eat thing

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>>38693250
HOW CAN YOU END THE STORY RIGHT THERE WTF DUDE

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>>38687803
>start getting fit to impress ex
>get fit and meet friends, get over ex romantically but still like to be friends
>it's been months since we last spoke
>have dreams of ex mirin
>this
I don't need this right now, anon

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>>38687880
>>38687803

This. Do you guys really catch girls mirin' that much? I've literally never noticed it. Me:

> 5'11"
> 165 lbs, ~15% bf, so I look like I lift to normies
> Asian
> 6/10 looks

I'm not a god by any means, but I'm definitely better than most DYEL, skinnyfat skellies.

When I was like 16 i was in great shape and was around 6'2ish maybe 6'3 and would literally get mires from girls in the mall, just walking around shopping. I had girls follow me around on multiple occasions. Even one time I was walking home from the gym in a singlet and this holden commodore with 4 girls pulled over after driving past and kept following me slowly asking "how much sexy" I was super fucking awkward at that age and couldn't think of a funny comeback so I ended up running and made it home.

I'm 22 now and got super fat when i was 20, I'm recovering and I'm like 10-20 kgs from my goal weight. Nowadays the only mires I get are from super tall chicks or super old fat woman.

>tfw multiple ugly ladies have felt my dick in a club thinking it would be long because I'm tall

>>38691025
Kurwa well my boi

>>38694285
This pasta again. You always end up finding about her bf the week before, you might have a brain condition.

>>38688281
Being nice..

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>>38699433
yes

I always avoid eye contact with girls because I assume they'll think I'm being creepy

I always stare guys down though. Maybe I'm gay, no homo

>>38694285
retailers flirt all the time, it's not that they actually care about you

t. I worked on retail and I was the only man there

>>38692926
Right there with you man. I look sexy as fuck from a slight distance but up close its not as nice.

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>>38688403
This,
That's no way to treat a fellow Gym goer.
You deserve some peace in that space, especially if you're arriving early to get in and out without much hassle

>>38689101

well at least you have her brother's approval

>>38689823

he still needs their numbers to form the study group idiot

>>38689949

good attitude.

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>>38687803

>>38689982
Getting glasses helped with this for me.

>>38687794
This happened to me like 2 days ago after months of dry spell, she was kinda chubby, but also cute very cute, nice ass. The "ask for her insta and or snapchat thing" went on my head passively again and again.

>>38687794
>new girl has been mirin me, and I have been mirin her
>doing exercise next to her
>PT asked her something
>ask her about what PT said
>end up talking to her for about 30 minutes
>turns out she is pretty cool
>PT later asks me if I am interested in said girl
fucking newfags think that every time you talk to the opposite gender it is to get laid

>>38688481
>>be in gym
>>have a habit of watching people and their exercises

>be checking squat form of a girl
>she sees me looking at her ass
>asks me about her form
>tell her that her "form" looks good
>she starts blushing


keep in mind that you can only get away with this if you are good looking.

>>38691131
>>38691177

How about asking where shes going or some shit like that?

>>38702505
i have a feeling that if i get glasses i'll just be really insecure whenever i have to take them off, especially if i'm being intimate with a girl

i think the best thing is just to proudly display my flaws and if a girl doesn't like it then she isn't right for me anyway

>>38700491

i dunno if you're legitimately handsome yes it happens a fair bit.

but it means nothing.

its like lookin at a hot chick, you just wanna look you don't want the interaction.

likewise, women will look at you like that but they don't wanna actually get picked up by you.

it's a non event really.

heres a hint: looks only get you the initial smile/look/opening, if you can't deliver verbally then lmao bye.

teenagers who have zyzz videos bookmarked will try to tell you looks get u all da pussi boss, nah it doesn't.

my man I've had girls fawn over me, pet my chest, but obviously be less interested me in after the interaction.

same time i've had girls be kinda hot/cold with me but then be all over me after the interaction.

just be healthy/clean n hygienic/charming gg ez.

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>>38687794
>tfw this has never happened to me

>>38696805
what's beta about it? Wish I could see her someday to do exactly that

>>38696891
She just left me. She lives really far from me and is way younger, so the chances to meet at some kind of event are really small

>>38699433
>if she actually does look more than once
>shes must feel like im being a creep
>shes keeping an eye on me to catch me creeping so she can publicly call me out
Exactly my thoughts except that a third and fourth option would be
>he's so ugly I hope he doesn't want to hit on me
>why does he look and act so weird

>>38702741
Shit I just realized that I'm super insecure about it. Oh well, if I can't see her flaws she can't see mine, right?

>>38702555
>Calling someone a newfag because they asked a simple question.
>Doesn't use the word "newfag" right.
>Triggered

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I've caught girls laughing if that counts

>>38696704
shyness can be cute in its own way
once you accept yourself for who you are it becomes so much easier, don't 'think' about what you're going to say just say whatever comes naturally, girl will find it cute or you'll bomb out but at least slowly get better at talking, win win.

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>>38687794
>sitting in cell bio lab in the very back, listening to the lab teacher girl give an intro to the work
>randomly just take a look to the left
>this cute, outgoing east european girl sitting next to me
>she has turned her chair 90 degrees to the right and is looking right at me
>eyes meet, I awkwardly just stare back at her for like 2 seconds, no idea the fuck is going on
>turn my face forward again, feel insecure and wonder wth that was

she was giving me looks on some other occations too, altought not as wierd as that time. I would have loved to talk to her but I would just make a fool of myself.

>>38703089

unless this is an anime awkward shyness is never attractive in a male.

>>38688313
Literally living in an anime

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>>38703105
Yeah she's gunna carry mace around with her now because you keep staring at her.
Contain your autism

>>38703244
>carry a mace around with her
top kek

>>38687794
>implying girls mire guys in the gym at all

this is the #1 thing that makes me cringe in the gym... dudes trying to impress girls with their swole sweaty clean shaved body no girl finds attractive while wearing extremely stupid looking gym wear ego lifting weight where girls dont even have a feeling for if it is impressive or not (and im not even going into roidheads with their bald heads and ugly as fuck skin)

you could lift 60kg or 120kg and it wouldnt make a difference since most girls dont even care about the weights. for them everythign above 20kg is heavy

the only one mirin are other gymrats for which lifting is the most exciting thing they do in life

girls in the gym mire exactly one type of guy. their boyfriend or some model lottery face dude who doesnt even look like he lifts because he knows that the only thing that matters is being lean and somewhat muscular

i mean did anyone ever see some gymrat with a girl? and i mean a girl that didnt want to make him go away and was just friendly because she is a nice person. i mean like legit with im because she likes to be there with him

i see None compared to how often do i see girls cringing when they see dudes trying so hard to be "badass"

get it in your heads. lifting past ottermode is all about yourself and your ego. noone besides you cares past that point

>>38688244
this is true hell lads

>>38703105
your not the only one. I tend to get starred at in one of my classes by a particular girl. I really want to tell her to fuck off but I don't because I'm such a beta fag.

>>38703306
This is true. But getting swoule affects your confidence, and confidence is a real attractor when it comes to women. so just make sure you lift for you.

>>38703244
>me and her alone in the uni basement after lab, in the book storage room or whatever
>ask her if it was today the lecture was moved to a different room, she answers and explain why they moved rooms and that's that
>I gotta go down to a lower floor to pick up my lab coat after wash, so I start walking to the elevators which are quite far away
>she starts walking at the same time, turns out she's walking to the elevators too
>she is walking in front of me the whole way
>as we arrive at the elevators she looks a little uncomfortable, like she thinks I'm following her, idk
>she's going up and I'm going down so different elevators
>the next lab day she runs up to me and ask me where I found this one thing we had to use
>all this before she started looking at me

it's all pretty wierd.

>>38703359
I disagree
People always confuse causality here and it goes like this
Jeff gets girls, has a FWB he is fucking every weekend and he is confident about this
Whats his secret? confidence ofc!
No thats not true because confidence is a result of having girls willing to fuck and having pussy on tap.

Getting laid gives you confidence, Confidence doesnt get you laid

I used to be an insecure faggot who cared about what people though so i always aimed to please girls i met and tried hard to meet their expectations, it landed me in a relationship and when it ended i got a new one

Now ive gotten more confident and i dont give a shit what people think, ive had people say they like me and people say i shouldnt do X because its not attractive and i give zero fucks
This has landed me in a two year dry spell with no signs of stopping

>>38688313
i fucking love this shit, thanks for making me laugh anon. i cant believe people like you are real

>>38703404
because you're still a needy cunt deep down listen to yourself
those dudes with 'pussy on tap' haven't given confidence the 'secret' to getting chicks a thought, they just do their thing and live their lives.

>>38703742
or the*

>>38703306
>clean shaved body no girl finds attractive
This isn't true

>>38703742
Um, im not sure you understood
I had more luck when i was insecure and i doubt you can judge the way i act from a single text ive written on a nigerian camel hoarding forum

Let me just ask you this, if i ignore chicks and focus on my life will i then automatically get girls willing to fuck/be a part of my life?

>>38687794
Ignore her

>>38703795
Same famalam

>>38703758
no?
go to some uni or beach with alot of Age 20+ women and ask them which they like more. men who shave their whole body or who dont

spoiler: they pref men

>>38687958
>"Sorry, did you say something?"
Jesus Christ man, it was easy

>>38703783
Be yourself, focus on your own ambitions, girls will see that you are switched on, converse with them as you see them naturally in your life until you find one that deserves you

If you want a girl to fuck just spend more than 50 dollars on an outfit, go to a club and dance with a random, late enough in the night everybody is looking for a go, you can literally accomplish it without saying a word.

>>38687794
If she is good looking, I'll smile. If I see her regularly and she always mires, I'll probably talk to her.
If I'm not attracted to her i'll just keep walking.

>>38703948
Ive been doing that for a long time now, my wanting to follow my ambitions actually made my gf leave me since i didnt have time for her with work and college taking up my days

You make this seem alot easier than it is, i can talk to girls without a problem but it never translates into sex
also, i dunno where you live but here clubs are mostly guys and girls hanging with their boyfriends

>>38687794
I proceed to my next lift

>>38704022
Just don't idolize sex so much, it's a really basic part of life, and fuck her dude there's always time, I'm a militaryfag and have to live away from my gf, if she's not a complete cunt (or she's just rooting dudes while I'm away) she'll stay with you, no matter how little time you have.

Life short mang, gonna be dead one day, all those autistic and awkward moments are gonna die with you so why care about it

>>38704173
Im not idolizing sex but id love to have more than none
Its not just that but the dating aswell

I know life is short thats what makes me feel stress and depression, i think about the things i miss in life and that time is very short.

People say if you focus on your ambitions girls will come but ive been in school for two years now and its the lonliest time of my life, i havent met one single girl at my school yet and its a school of around 10 000 students
Same thing in club settings, all the girls go there with their boyfriends and hang out close to them

>>38688403
this.

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>>38690908
>Also I made out with my cousin that night

>>38704294
are you foreign to whatever country you're in?
Maybe you should try the opposite, make it your mission to land a girl similar to goals you set at the gym, work towards it every night (download tinder, read up on interesting shit you can have conversations over ect.) but most importantly put yourself out there and look for conversations with girls wherever possible, even if it feels awkward, it's basically xp towards your fucking level.

I'm off dude it's late, good luck my friend, you're gonna make it.

>>38704370
Im not foreign, born and raised in my country
Ill treat it like a game then anon
Thanks and good night m8

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>>38688313
>>38688612

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>>38688403

>>38687958
>>38688313

Don't feel too bad. I've devolved into the mindset that the second I find a woman attractive, I automatically assume she wants absolutely nothing to do with me. I don't know why, I just do.

There are some good looking grills in my gym but the most I would ever do is smile in their direction on the off chance our eyes meet.

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>>38687794

When ever a hot women smiles at me it triggers a existential crisis and i start thinking about reality being ungoverned and the system being just a illusion to keep us all in line

go home and create some delusional greentext story to post on /fit/ and then estat in the cbt thread

>>38691025
Why are you posting this as a reply to anon's post? How new to this site, and the internet in generall are you???

>>38688058
>tfw there's actually an anon on here that this describes perfectly

>>38691372
>ugly
>lanklet
she'd rather pick you? lol

start looking for an engagement ring

I get mired quite often at my workplace. Always qt highschool girls, I'm 19, I won't initiate with a 16 Y/o but I won't say no. Some girls take pictures of me. Older girls, if I'm in a good mood I'll stare and smile back, I'll go out of my way to tell them goodbye so they know I'd plow their brains out if the circumstances were different. I'd say 70% of fuckable girls will look at me as they leave to see if I'm looking at them (Protip: I am)

Nothing comes of it. One time I had the same qt come in 3 times in one day, and looking back she was probably trying to work up the nerve to talk to me or hoping I'd talk to her.

I mire girls just as much. Older hot tatted ones, usually not single. 25-35 range. Sometimes I catch stares or they're more giggly, but normally nothing back.

I actually care about my shitty job & am climbing. But if I didn't, I'd slip every girl who I caught staring my number & send them off with a wink & watch them until they hit the door.

other than that grannies/middleaged women complimenting my hair & eyes

I got bare gyal in my new class right and they are asking my name and giggling and shit and whispering about me behind my back yeah and this is the first time I sperged out, normally I'm confident I just answer their questions and go quiet while they giggle and turn to the front again

>>38706275
Nice going anon, feels good to be the 1%. I enjoy it when you a girl gives you her number and then all her qt friends add you on Facebook. Feels good.

>>38706275
>t. grocery store bag boy

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>>38705931

4/10, 5'4 manlet here. I will never, ever will feel how it feels to be mired.

I have no idea how I ended up with a 7/10 wife though.

>>38706275
>not fuggin prime teen pussy
>not fuggin prime milf pussy
Faggot kys

>>38705955
Kek

>>38706315
They are laughing at you lmao

>>38706576
nah I know for a fact they are mirin cause like I only sperged once but after that I talked to them and had bretty gud convos with them, plus my mates know dem gyal and know what they like

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>>38687794

Part 1

>me 4+ years ago
>ozfag, 18, no driver's license
>been lifting and dieting seriously for around 6 months, after fucking around with dumbbells like a retard for a few months. Kinda still skelly-mode, but starting to gain mass
>wearing low-cut scoop neck tee because chest + collarbones looked good in it (or so I thought)
>get on public bus, heading to friend's house for their birthday
>cute grill sitting up the back. I mire whilst I move to a vacant seat in the center of the bus
>sit at my seat, pull phone out to let friend know I'm on the bus, will be there shortly
>tap on the back of my shoulder
>I turn around
>it's the grill, she moved to the seat behind me
>pale white skin, green eyes, sandy blonde hair, nice eyebrows, really petite looking, dull freckles. Looks kinda like Cassie from Skins (pic related)
>just my type
>she tells me I'm attractive and she likes my face (???)
>unsure of what to say, I just tell her "ok thanks"
>turn around, look back at my phone, hope she doesn't say anything else
>it's at this moment I question why I did that
>turn around to face her, she's looking at her phone
>guess I missed my opportunity
>turn back to my phone to continue my message
>a white iPhone appears in front of my phone. It's on the contact screen to add a new contact.
>"Hot Bus Guy"
>tells me to put my number in, and that I can change the name if I want
>sit there with my phone and her phone in both of my hands for a solid 10 seconds
>look at her
>ask her if she's sure
>she laughs, says yes
>asks my name
>"Anon"
>pleasure to meet you, Anon, I'm FemAnon
>she extends her hand
>I shake her hand
>h-hi Femanon
>sit there awkwardly
>realise I'm still sitting there with both phones in my hands
>give her phone back
>she says thanks, then looks at her phone, realising that I didn't actually put my number in there, and that it's just sitting exactly where it was when she handed it to me
>she says she understands and moves to the back of the bus

>>38707027

Part 2

>I stay seated, hoping for some reason that we'll get off at the same stop and I can apologise for being socially retarded and laugh it off somehow
>it's been 5-ish minutes, feels like it's been 5 days
>start to sweat from feeling like an autist
>stand out of pure adrenaline and determination, Zyzz would've wanted me to do this
>go sit next to her
>ask where she's headed
>she's headed to the same street as me, to a friend's party (was a Friday or Saturday night)
>not the same party
>tell her sorry and that I was just taken by surprise
>go to my contacts screen, apologise again and ask if she'll put her number in
>tell her I'll send her a message so she has my number
>send the message
>she texts back (whilst sitting next to me) "I'd totally lick your face" (???)
>just kinda look at her, not sure what kinda face I had going, probably puzzled
>moment of silence
>make small talk about what we do and study etc
>tell her to enjoy her night as I get off the bus (we got off at seperate stops since the houses were on a main road that spans probably 10km)
>receive a text no more than 5 minutes after getting off
>tells me that when I get bored of my friend's party I should go join her's or that she could come to my friend's party
>tell her my friend's party was just a small gathering of friends (kind of a lie, kind of not. there were 20+ people there, but we had all been friends for years at that point)
>she says "oh. ok."
>feel kinda bad for not even acknowledging her invitation
>text her back that I could come to her friend's party later but probably past midnight since this was a good friend and I didn't want to ditch their party
>says we can have our own party at her place, parents on vacation for the summer
>oh god what do I say
>ignore
>hours go by, not sure how many
>she messages "so I'll take that as a no"
>I'm drunk off my nuts at this point

>>38707034

Part 3

>tell her yes, apologise for not replying to previous message, I didn't get a notification for some reason because my phone is shit (???)
>tell my friends I'm gonna head home
>tell them the walk home is only around 40 minutes and I'm feeling pretty good so I'll be fine
>they say their goodbyes
>go walk down the street in my drunken stupor
>she sees me
>drunken blank at this point but I'm 90% sure we made out for at least 10 - 15 minutes
>she tells me there's a park down the road and she wants to go there to suck my dick because it's pretty private and she's getting horny
>oh god this is too much, I'm not in the right state for this, why did I agree to this?
>tell her I have whiskey dick
>she said she doesn't care and her ex had a penis smaller than her pinky
>laugh awkwardly, start to feel sick
>we go to the park
>burp and almost throw up in my mouth but I force myself not to
>she takes my pants down to my ankles
>she comments on my legs, says they look athletic
>t-thanks, I work out sometimes
>gives me the succ
>she's rubbing my legs, my balls, my abs
>start to feel really fuckin sick, but it felt so good
>she's gagging on my dick and the sound of her gagging is making me feel stupidly sick
>she tells me my dick is big enough to make her cum if I want to fuck her
>I don't say anything
>she asks if I want to fuck
>I'm going to puke, I can feel it all the way from my fucking stomach to my throat
>push her head out of my crotch
>stand up and accidentally knee her in the face
>wobble on over to some bushes as I'm pulling up my pants and puke the fuck up for a couple minutes
>she's yelling
>sounds like she's sobbing
>oh god she's crying and yelling
>realise that a girl is crying and yelling at me whilst I'm throwing up in a public place
>leg it all the way home
>change my phone number

>>38707044

That's what I did when I got mired, /fit/.

Please fucking kill me.
I have a great girlfriend now, we've been together for nearly 3 years, and I'm a lot less fucking autistic, but Jesus fucking Christ, every time I even think about this I feel a wave of crushing self-loathing.
I've never told this to anyone before, ever. Never posted it anywhere, been too ashamed, but it's time.
The whole situation was just so fucking weird and I just can't even believe it fucking happened. Every now and then I can laugh about it, I even thought it would be funny to post when I read some of the replies in this thread, but fuck me dead I'm an autist.
This is all Zyzz's fault.

>>38707059
You made me chuckle dude. that's a great story. you're making progress and you know it

>>38707044

Hahaha not natty! Yeah man your body can reall fuck up the romance real quick. Like, for me because I gotta eat big to get big, I'm constantly eating and shitting eating and shitting and eating and shitting. Pair that with a constantly runny nose, makes for some tough approaches.

Did you ever see her again?

>>38687794
Check her out, maybe smile, then be on my way
Got a gf so why bother

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>>38707044
>>38707034
>>38707027
nice blog post, faggot

>>38707122

Nope, she told me she was from a suburb on the other side of the city.

>>38707153

Man, I'm on night shift at the moment, I have nothing to do at 4am on my days off other than lurk boards and use the 24 hour gym. Both get boring real quick with absolutely zero human interaction. Thought someone might get a laugh out of my insane retardation.

>>38693118
They're jealous

I wonder how many times a girl thought I was handsome while I was walking around town.

>>38687794
I start posing to see if she notices my Stand. Then with a mighty ORA I stop time and punch that bitch through the mirror.

>>38706664
>dem gyal
Kys

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>>38699787
I used to dream being a vultureman or something and I snatched milfs in the mall to rape in my lair at the top of a huge tin can pile

Good times

anyone else has more fucked up dreams to share?

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HOW DO I KNOW IF A GRILL IS MIRING ME AND/OR INTERESTED?

>>38709526
If you're not having to fend off blowjobs within 10 minutes of going outside you're not attractive, sorry

>>38708221
Never
>>38707027
>>38707034
>>38707044
Don't worry anon. At least she didn't gave you an std and you learnt something from it. And you gave me a good chuckle

This thread just reinforces my belief even further that men are the true romantics. Men get called fuckboys or players/assholes but honestly, most of us just wanna love and be loved....

>tfw no gf

>>38687803
fuck man

>>38709768
Most threads here reinforces my belief that men are delusional
>Girl smiled in my general direction today
>She clearly wants to suck my dick

But youre right also, most guys want to love

>>38710109
A man's natural romantic and loving nature is his greatest weakness.

It's why we spend so much of our mental energy shielding ourselves and protecting our most vulnerable point.

And yeah, a guy can tell if a girl will get on her knees and suck the dick.

>>38687803
baka desu