LOL

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>>38313342

>>38313342
B-but I thought dadbod was the best bodytype

I wonder why they chose swimmers and not track cyclists. I thought big legs were attractive?
I mean, you didn't lie to me /fit/, did you??

>>38313367
It is. A man who becomes dad is not insecure as /fit/. Therefore he's the alpha who'd slap those hoes and switch channel nobody would say a word

>>38313366
You just KNOW

>>38313366

This is the cutest thing, holy shit.

>>38313342
Fucking whores.

>>38313366
0:22 dat olympic high test

says the frumpy bitch eating junk food, if roles were reversed and that dadbod guy was watching gymnastics or beach volleyball and told his wife to get the fuck out you're fat, stubby body was ruining the moment, you'd expect at least a few buzzfeed and twitter hashtags to arise

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>>38313405
>high test

>>38313427
I miss when Jon Stewart was funny.

>>38313342
can someone tell me why he meant by this? I really don't get the joke.

>>38313406
Yeah no shit, western society fucking hates men

>>38313403
>>38313406
>>>/r9k/

>>38313366
oh wtf they're both so fucking gorgeous

>>38313464
>funny
This one is just plain lazy humor. I wouldn't be shocked discovering a robot ghost wrote it.

>>38313472
>pointing out sexism is /r9k/ material

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>>38313535
>calling cartoon women bitches and whores is pointing out sexism

>horsey

Known cuck.

>>38313342
What's this designed to convey? I sincerely ask.

>>38313667
trump 2016

>>38313667

I think its just meant to be seen by most people as a conventional laughing at men joke. But I think horsey knows better than that and put in the fatness of the women and snacks as a nod towards people like us

>>38313575
Point out sexism
Bitch that they called the women who acted like bitches in the story bitches.

BAAAAWWW

>>38313711
Hypocrisy, thy name is (You)

>>38313366
Why didn't they kiss?

>>38313774
Because that's gay

>>38313366
that's kinda gay

>>38313388
Wise words^^^

>>38313472
Kek
>>>Tumblr

>>38313961
Hahahahaha
This is why the west must fall

>>38313366
dear fucking god

>>38313985
No, our women just need the 50's treatment.

Bang, zoom, straight to the moon.

>>38313366
Adorable.

>>38313961
MALE POWER FANTASY

>>38313406
Lmao this

>>38313406
all thanks to the population of beta cucks allowing women to act like they're more important

>>38313985
Insha'Allah.

>>38313406
tru dat

>>38313396
haha stupid cunt

>>38313366
what a good fellow

*bazooper*

>>38313388


In other words, he's lazy and pays no attention to his health.

>>38313406
I think that's rather the point of the image

>>38313366
brit bongs

>>38313366
Daley is gay...
Idk about goodfellow

>>38313366

NOW KISS

>>38313366
Fuck that's hot. I don't think I'm gay.

>>38313366
just remember the olympic village needs 400000 kondoms

>>38313366
Are they actually homo or just good friends who are extremely happy about winning?

Wish a newspaper with balls made a gender swapped one where a bunch of bros are ogling beach volleyball when a fat wife comes in.

>>38313366
fuck I'm hard

>>38315270
>tfw we only get to watch the boring part of the Olympics

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>>38313961
This actually triggers me...

>>38315313
I'd hug my gym bro like that if we won the olympics and we aint homos.
Then again we ugly as fuck, if we looked like that I'd be a homo.

>>38313342
>"honey can you stop eating chips and drinking wine every day, you're ruining my every moment"

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>>38313342

>>38313367
>>38313403
>>38313667
>>38313465

Horsey is essentially the same as Paul Feig.

A guy who was relentlessly bullied by other men as a child, so now he mocks men for overt displays of masculinity.

He's not very good at doing it though.

>>38313342
I never got why gross ass overweight middle aged men walk around shirtless half the time anyway. I mean even with the argument of not caring what others thought, I'd hate to see myself. To look down and see what a weak, flabby mess I am. I'm pretty fit and I still only walk around shirtless only if I'm alone or if it's warranted, such as at the beach or something.
It's probably the same mentality that lets you walk around looking like shit, that lets you complacently look like shit in the first place.

>>38315638

Because they're alpha as fuck and their home is their domain

Faggot

>>38313961
Women are only able to see double standards they are victims of.

They are unable to see double standards that they execute thenmselves

>>38313396
kek bitches are stupid

>>38315638

>doesnt go shirtless at home

little bitch faggot

>>38315398
>and we aint homos.
Right babe? I mean bro?

>>38313388
>not insecure
So because its a fat Guy instead of girl, all of the sudden you become HAES? Go kys. Fat guys with huge guts need to cover their shameful gluttony

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>>38313961
I saw the comments to that bulge article and the following damage control article titled "Why It's Okay to Objective Men's Bulges". Even the women in the comments section were calling them out hard for this hypocrisy. There still is hope, lads.

>>38313342
Nice thread OP

>>38313403
>oh no, they're making fun of fat guys instead of girls!
Get over yourself. Disgusting fat fucks are awful regardless of sex

>>38313406
If the roles were reversed you'd be laughing your ass off instead of having a whiny bitch fit.
>your butthurt is showing

>>38313961
Fuck everything

>>38313406
>you'd expect at least a few buzzfeed and twitter hashtags to arise
This, hate this new trend

>>38313465
Fat people are disgusting to look at, especially with a hot counter part available. I don't understand how you're even on fit w/o realizing this basic concept. Are you slow in the head or something?

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>>38313471
>in the thread where half of fit suddenly becomes HAES because heaven forbid you make fun of fat guys as well as girls!
Yeah, sooooo much make hate, poor babies. Grow up

>>38313535
>posting this off topic hate and negativity
Keep your mental issues to.yourselves. this board is for self improvement, not self loathing

>>38313667
Why are you even on fit? If you don't get it, you genuinely do not belong here

>>38313366
>this webm

MOM I AM NOT GAY

>>38315746
Lol. "Alpha" that can't even see his own cock. Fucking pathetic. Fat bastards need some goddamn shame

>>38313575
SOMEBODY

>>38313667
The political cartoonist Horsey has a weird habit of making political cartoons that portray a situation, but have no clear message on the situation.

>>38313396
this makes me feel much better about girls not replying

>>38316953
kek cheked

>>38313366
true bro love

>>38313366
I don't know why everyone is acting so gay. This made me smile, true friendship right here.

>>38317190
this

>>38316658
'Alpha' has nothing to do with bodytype, you halfwit.

>>38316397
It's OK. Women are allowed to get more upset about double standards than men.

>>38317283
>muh history of oppression

>>38313674
>horsey
>a the-green-party-isn't-green-enough twat
>giving a nod to /fit/ to make fun of hypocritical fatties
Keep dreaming anon

>>38313342
Why is this wrong?
If women are attracted to juicy guys shouldnt this make us (as citizens of /fit/ we should logically be fit) happy?

Maybe it's more about how the Olympics have become about the athletes and their bodies, than the actual sport. Women watching swimming, only for the sake of the hot guys?

>>38315313
the one on the left is homo

>>38317392
>Women watching swimming, only for the sake of the hot guys?
and how is that ANY different from a guy watching porn?

>>38317224
Fat fuck detected

>>38313366
I feel like I'm watching the beginnings of a gay porno.

>>38313366
This webm always gets tons of replies on every board

>>38317519
Link to other boards.

>>38313366
>Great Britain
Of fucking course.

>>38313366
>Daniel Goodfellow
More like Goodfellatio amIright m80s

>>38317580
m8 I fucking hope

>>38313366
>>38315313
the manlet is clearly a pure botton homo

>>38317425
>not watching it for the plot
Pleb

>>38313961
http://www.dailyedge.ie/cosmopolitan-olympic-bulges-2915532-Aug2016/

Fat people of both genders deserve to be made fun of.
A fat can never be alpha, he's just a fattie and nothing else.

>>38317665
perhaps a normie fatty, bearmode fat looks alfalfa as fuck

>>38313366
N-no homo right guys ?

>>38317703
>bearmode fat
that's something fat fucks invented for themselves.
>hurr i'm fat fuck but i deadlift/squat X amounts, so im bearmode
lol no
nobody gives a fuck about those two lifts

>>38317728
The best benchers in the world are fat/bearmode.

>>38317762
they are still fat, who cares?

>>38317786
Your argument was that no one cares about deadlift or squat.

>>38313367
Dadbods are only good for middle aged people with kids that have already accomplished much in life and can now relax and eat whatever they want

>>38313366
i am now gay

>>38317803
we're talking about people on fit, not world recordsmen

>>38317911
>now
how new are you?

>>38317911
you always were, anon. You always were.

>>38313366

welp, that settles it

where do I go to register for the homosexuals

>>38317728
>that's something fat fucks invented for themselves.
do you even understand how fat% and muscle mass work? if you think someone like Konstantinovs who is from a perceptually speaking point fat is the same as your average dad-body normie faggot then you are literally retarded, then thing with bearmode is that fat fucks who lifts weights tend to believe they look like your average strongman/powerlifter when in reality they are just builtfat at best (like me)

>>38317786
they are fat but unless they are one of the few morbidly obese fucks they look strong and intimidating unlike someone who is also fat but doesnt lift at all.

>>38313366
If it wasn't for sexual objectification men wouldn't be motivated to achieve this body.

The patriarchy is good.

>>38318837
this if we lived in a feminist society, men would be skinni betas.

>>38313366
Pretty cute desu.

Also anyone else seeing a little bit of Johnny Candito face at second 11?

>>38313985
Pls no I'm a gud boi

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>>38317190

Tom Daley is actually gay, the one on the left at the start

>>38313396
WHAT THE FUCK, SERIOUSLY FUCKING WHY? HOW GOOD DO YOU HAVE TO BE FOR THESE FUCKING SPOILED WOMEN?

Lifting for girls = waste of time

>>38313396
maybe now she'll learn to treat others like goddamn human beings. fucking whore deserves mutilation.

>>38313396
@sabwow

>>38317728
Eh, criticise all you want.
Truth is, when a guy the size of a Toyota yaris walks in front of you, you shit your pants

>>38313961
It's... um... Ok because... it, like, deconstructs tropes and... er... there's no such thing as reverse sexism. Don't take the word "equality" so literally, you shitlords.

>>38313396
brb gonna skin my head and perform pigment darkening surgery, FUCK this fucking whiteboy shit of to become a thug and slap muh diack on those hoes

>>38313342
I bet the fatarsed bitch making the comment changes the channel when the gymnastics come on.

>>38313806
no, you're kinda gay. g-gottem