Do girls actually like muscles or is it all just a meme?

They like what it represents

>>38272795
Who cares give me the sauce

personally...

/fit/ mode > DYEL mode > skinny/skelly > skinnyfat > chubby > jacked roid muscles > fat > obeast

Every girl in love with a fat/dyel guy would prefer if he had muscles and her opinion of him would be even greater

>>38272795
Pro tip: They like whatever they don't have.

Hardworking, muscular guy? Now they want the thin, artistic musician type.
Responsible, kind, fatherly type? Now they want Tyrone's tatted up BBC.
Aggressive, violent Tyrone? Now they want beta-boy single-mom lover (but just for his cash).

It's a never-ending cycle. It's all about having what the other women don't have, just so they can feel "special" and "unique" when they are really just average, like all the other whores.

Deep down you know I'm right. Years of repeated experience don't lie.

>>38272885
>>/r9k/

back to your containment board

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>>38272795
You tell me anon

>>38272795

Just gonna lay this one out there.

I used to work as a life guard for one of the few water parks in Arizona. During this time, every hot chick I saw was more often than not accompanied by a fit fucking dude. Jacked, yolked, massive. These guys didn't even have to be shredded either, they were just dudes that were HUGE.

Don't let /fit fool you, gains will bring the girls trust; or at least make it easier for you to be less of an autist.

>>38272901
Virgin nu male detected
I suppose your best femal "friend" made you this way, while she fucks guys like the one you responded to?

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>>38273020
> make it easier for you to be less of an autist
I thought the point was to get shredded so I could attract women while still being autistic. I thought that was what this was all leading up to.

>>38273085
Muscles don't fix autism friend

>>38273085
all it does is improve the odds, just like having a ton of money or being really good looking. Occasionally some girl will throw you a bone for being X and Y, but you'll get the woman of your dreams if you only have one of these attributes.

Try be a ripped and well-rounded person, you won't get a bombshell gf, but you'll come real close.

>>38273126
*you won't

>>38273112
That's what I'm saying. I want to look good enough that women ignore my autism

>>38273112
Sure they do. I used to love "My Little Pony" and Furry culture- until I got shredded as shit, boy. Now, I'm into flexing my guns and sleeping with beautiful women, usually more than one a time. Sup, bro?

>>38273138
Never gonna happen
looks are your resume, resumes won't make up for bad interviews.

>>38272795
some girls do

my ex told me specifically she liked muscular guys while she was on her peroid

>>38273148
conversation and good looks can pass you up for a non-autistic for at least a week.

let the other anons at least get laid.

>>38272795
Up to a certain point, and past this point only other dudes give a fuck.

>>38272852

/fit/ mode is just retards who run autistic deadlift routines and have disproportionately huge lower bodies

Rugby player mode is the god mode of bodies.

Rugby player > bear/powerlifter mode > swimmer body > classic bodybuilder mode > DYEL > skellies > mass monsters aka modern bodybuilders > fat > obese > skinny fat

>>38272817
have you found it ?

>>38273179
to hold a good conversation, it is necessary not be an autist
I don't say these things to be mean, please don't misunderstand

>>38272795
I'm a skeleton that does mostly strength training OP, and yes girls prefer guys who have more muscles, just from my experience a couple of my buds do only hypotrophy routines and they got decent muscle on them so when we go out and hit on girls they usually catch more attention than I do and most girls can't believe i'm stronger than them.

>>38272795
I lived in a fraternity house in college. One of my housemates was probably the most jacked guy in my University (medium-sized, national school).

This guy was a genuinely nice guy, but was very quiet, introverted and socially awkward. Based on personality alone, there was no reason why he'd live in a fraternity house.

Every time we had a party, there would always be chicks miring him and coming up to talk to him. He could barely hold a conversation, but these girls would make an active effort to keep the conversation going. Any girl that didn't measure up to his standards (i.e. below 8/10) was rejected. He was nice about it, but he'd come up to me and ask me to pussy-block the chicks. We would introduce 10/10 qts to him and they'd go home with him every single time.

Skellies like me depended on conversation, confidence and style to bang one or two 6/10s a year, despite being in a fraternity. This guy would go through 9 or 10 girl in a semester while being incredibly socially awkward. I started lifting after I graduated just because I saw the effect he had on chicks.

Think about it. You can be yourself, do whatever you want and go out occasionally. If you're muscular, you can go up to any girl and talk to her. At least half the time, she would be willing to sleep with you so long as you don't say anything overly autistic. You can even get away with semi-autistic stuff like talking about the new video game you just bought.

>>38273363

It's not muscle, it's face

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>>38272795

>>38273391
>>>/r9k/

Guys come on. The truth is obvious: it's the same as with what type of girls us guys like. Some of us like chubbies, ripped chicks, chicks with large tits and asses or those who look like 12 y/olds. Hence the tremendous amound of porn categories.

The same counts for girls: they all have very different taste and kinks. Still, most of them prefer muscular guys - but it's not black-and-white, they can still get attracted by any other of your traits.

Anyway, don't be a fucking homo and lift some weights.

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>>38273461
10/10

>>38273461
kek

>>38272795
>no dick
dropped

>>38273040
>while she fucks guys like the one you responded to?

by definition nobody ever fucks redpills
if anyone did, they wouldn't be redpills

>>38272817

Here http://urasunday.com/dumbbell/index.html

It is about girls who doing fit.

>>38272795
Some do some dont

/thread

>>38272795
if you lift for girls you are the meme

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>>38272852
wheres the bear mode ?

>>38272795
I personally like big muscular dudes. I just have a weird muscle fetish. I'm pretty sure that most grills like muscles on guys, they just get intimidated by it and avoid them as much as they can.

>>38272982

We had this Gif so many times and sorry to crush your dreams Anon, but she bites on her lip cause he's close to crying and telling a sad story or some shit. it's not a real mire.

>>38273638
Redpill is like finding out 3x8 5 day splits don't work and dumping them for a beginner strength routine.

>>38274350
this thread is about what girls like, not gay men

>>38273467
Stop being so reasonable. Women are definitely different from men and every single woman likes the same kind of guy.
That's why only guys like Chad has a girlfriend og has sex for that matter.

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Is Jessica Biel the pinnacle of natural female muscularity ?

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>>38274800
breh

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>>38275091
brehs

>>38274384

This. I hate that gif. Dude's mom had cancer or something and he dedicated a match to her (forget the exact details but something like that). I'm sure plenty of women like her get wet for guys like him, but that's not what's going on in this gif.

>>38272795
All the world's a meme
And all the men and women merely memers

>>38274800
>natural
*snicker*

>>38275360
Fucking kek

>>38272795
>Do girls actually like muscles?
Women like what you like, that's true for pretty much anything.

>>38272852
This.
Though some grills might put it in a slightly different order

>>38274193
I need this to be translated pronto

It depends on the girl. Just like we have different taste in women (thick, black, skinny, blonde, natural), women have different taste in men: muscled, alpha, rich, strong, black or sensitive or whatever

>>38273467
This is the only sensible post here

The amount of people on this board with wildly unrealistic thoughts on women never ceases to amaze me

>>38273201
this guy fucks

>>38273085
worked for me

>>38273201
>implying rugby players have their own class of physique
It's just an athletic ottermode

>>38276100

Currently in process, have patience bro >>>/a/145542718

>>38272795
It's always some girl's fetish somewhere.

>>38274409
kek I know you're baiting but can you believe people on /r9k/ legitimately think this is true? Some dudes are so sad that they blame the world around them for their own shortcomings

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Here's a cute gyaru who can't stop bulking and an ojousama who can't resist orgasms from muscley men as OP shows.

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>>38278592

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>>38278616
Totally thread relevant.

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>>38278634
>thick?
No. This is what too many impressionable young men around here think is thick. This is fat. Olympians are thick.

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>>38278651

if your face is nice then yes

muscles cant fix ugly.

feels good being a 6'1 spanish aztec warrior

>>38276100
>not learning moon so that you can read shit like this
Already read it and fapped to it, cheers op, had a nice cheeky wank

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>>38278663

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>>38278687

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>>38276100
There's only 2 chapters so far.
>>38278697

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>>38278719
...and chapter 1 isn't even the lewds beginning much.

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>>38278741

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>>38278762

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>>38278789
Gettin hueg

>>38273201
>autistic deadlift routines
>Rugby player mode

What the fuck do you think rugby player mode is, you cancer-spouting dyel

>>38278592

Why is the Japanese girl blonde with light green eyes?

Is she supposed to be a White immigrant or is she wearing contacts and dyed hair?

>>38278592
Source please?

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>>38278799
Gettin WET (she just came, shit was cash)

>>38278592
what's the name of the manga pls

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It's hit or miss. Some grills like it, some don't.

Otter Mode seems to be the most liked physique, but usually it attracts fat grills.

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>>38278822
>>38278814
Because if all your Japanese characters have black hair with brown eyes it's not super interesting (I'm guessing). She's just a gyaru (delinquent who dyes her hair)...so far as we know.

WEW
E
W

>>38278843
Lurking

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>>38278843
>>38278815
>>38278824
Danberu nan kiro moteru?

It was LITERALLT added to bato.to minutes ago because it was translated in an /a/ thread in the past hour.

http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/danberu-nan-kiro-moteru-r19600

However, chapter 2 needs to be typeset, yet. Later today.

>>38278843
Excuse me, is this a manga about two girls getting swole at the gym and lusting over muscular men? Can I get a fucking source senpai? That sounds dope.

>>38278814
>not recognizing a gyaru
why are you on an anime image board

anyways those are like the trashy slutty girls from your high school that wear ridiculous makeup and fuck all the delinquents
in Japan they always dye their hair blonde, get tans, and have weird fashion.

>>38278789
>>38278799

>this is what cute girls actually see /fit/ as

>>38273201
>obese > skinny fat
Seriously what.

>>38278878
Sorry I can't speak or read ching chong runes.

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>>38278854
I could post the japanese chapter 2, but I'm impressed with the typesetter. Here's a page from chapter 2, though...

;)

>>38273461
10/10

>>38278878
thanks anon!

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>>38278882
It is precisely that. Well, the rich popular beautiful girl who everyone looks up to and respects is especially horny for the muscley men, at least.

It's a manga about cute girls lifting cute weights in order to leave humanity behind.

source here
>>38278878

>>38273467
>implying girls are sentient and have 10% of the depth of a common man

kek

>>38278900
Yeah. Unless you can smile and talk nicely with a girl, they're mostly really put off by hyper muscles.

>>38278878
oh, do you know where I can get the raws?

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>>38278932
>It's a manga about cute girls lifting cute weights in order to leave humanity behind.
I'm so very happy I'm alive right now
thank you rippetoe-sama
thank you japan
thank you gyarus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1em8aXGdl0

I've begun to have a thing for fit women when i started browsing /fit/

when do the fucking start?

>>38278913
Not bad will pick it up

>>38278966
http://urasunday.com/dumbbell/index.html

Just two chapters. It seems rakuen typesetter anon will do the next chapter later today. The other anon already translated it, though. You can read it (chapter 2's translation) here
>>>145570994
!

>>38279092
I fucked up cross board posting apparently

read it here
>>145570994
>>>/a/145542718

>>38272885
Stop dating western women tainted by feminism and maybe you would be have these problems.

>>38278913
I want to ejaculate on her stomach while she is bench pressing.

>>38279191
This, i get along fine with women in eastern and asian countries.

>>38279226
There's also a small minority of women in western countries that have rejected neo-feminism. They're rare but I see them around. Although they're usually already in happy relationships, unsurprisingly.

>>38278762
These are the eyes of a girl who wants muscles both on her own body and on the men she fucks. She knows she'll find both here. She also found a friend.

>>38272885
Typical beta world view. Have you ever considered the possibility that you have a shit personality? I sure thought so after reading only one of your posts. Maybe... just maybe... you are the problem and not half of the human population...

>>38278789
yep, sounds like an accurate reproduction of what a gym looks like

Well in high school I was average and girls never looked at me

Now I'm fraud and II've gotten teen pussy five separate times

So you tell me

Girls adore muscles

>>38278789
>the guy spotting the bench is screaming and hyped as fuck.
Fuck I wanna go to this gym.

>>38273467
>Still, most of them prefer muscular guys
You were right on track until this. That's like saying most men prefer tanned blondes with fake tits and heavy makeup.
Muscular isn't the norm and the average preference for anything will always be towards the norm.
Being muscular is touted as the top of attractiveness by media so preferences are kinda skewed in that direction forc cultural reasons but saying that's what most women like is completely delusional.

>>38280123
No it's not. He's right. Women find healthy men attractive in the same way men find healthy women attractive.

Stop rationalizing your insecurities.

>>38279596
>Now I'm fraud and II've gotten teen pussy five separate times

Where at mainly?

Girls like guys who are strong and tough with big arms and no gut. Most of the time this describes someone who is buff.

>>38280172
Sorry I misread healthy as muscular, I'm so stupid.
Then sure, most women love men at a reasonable weight who never lift but stick to cardio 2 or 3 times a week. Healthy men are very attractive.
Sorry for the misunderstanding.

>lifting for girls

https://www.instagram.com/p/BI8xgfzgKei/?taken-by=amandacerny

>>38272852
Where's Blobmode? Or is that too rare to measure?

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>>38278822
Too bad for her those guys are /fit/ incarnate. They're all gay.

>>38274193
Anime when?

>>38272795
>>38273085
Looking better in general brings women. Before I started lifting, I was/am an autist, but was generally considered smart and decent looking. Girls from classes approached me and I was able to hook up with women despite my awkward behavior. After I started lifting, my odds went up. However, I started attracting different types of women (more Stacys) and these seem to have less tolerance for my autism. I can fake being socially comfortable, but I always feel like I'm acting around these women. Other times, my quiet behavior will make girls think I am ignoring them, which makes them try harder. This is an unintended effect of my autism, and probably wouldn't happen people didn't think I was a Chad. I still get laid regularly and take it upon myself to talk/fuck the quiet shy girls I normally like. Overall, lifting and looking better makes people more forgiving and willing to overlook your other flaws. Tfw all you want to do is bang shy flat chested qts, but all your social interactions bring you into contact with Stacy Sluts.

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>>38280243
You're right. You are so stupid. A reasonable weight person who never lifts and sticks to cardio 2 or 3 times a week vs a "muscular" guy.

Gee, I wonder which of these healthy guys who just jogs and never lifts is more attractive to a female??? So hard to determine the fickle interests of a woman!

>>38272795
Look, girls value physical attributes so much less than men that I think it is fair to say that muscles on guys are like cat ears on a girl. They sure are hot when having sex, but they're not going to be a pivotal deciding factor in if youre going to date, or even just hookup, with that man.

>>38272795
>fat and flabby
>gf likes personality bc funny and over the top
>get fit
>squeezes my arms
>"oh my god anon you're so solid"
>insta-wet
>fuck every day
>"anon have you seen the way all those girls look at you?"
>fuck even more
>get fat and flabby again
It all goes away.

Yes girls prefer if their guys are jacked. You know when you look at cbt threads and you turn a little gay? Thats what girls see too. Become the whole package.
>personality
>body
>career

>>38280123
>Muscular isn't the norm and the average preference for anything will always be towards the norm.
>...saying [muscular]'s what most women like is completely delusional.
Uh huh.
>>38281101
They want the normal, average guys, right? That's where the preferences lie. The most average bodied guy they can find. 5' 10", a little overweight, round features, nothing special, nothing out of the ordinary. Fit guys with visible muscles, abs, jawlines...that's not what girls are looking for. They're NICE, but an average guy won't LOSE to them all things otherwise equal.

[spoiler]What?[/spoiler]

My gf loves to look at, and touch my muscles.

>>38280123
Nigga the norm today is to be flabby and overweight. Do you actually suppose women would prefer a dad bod over someone who's ottermode? You're delusional.

>>38272795
I do, for the following reasons:
1) mass. Physically being bigger than me is a big turn on because it makes me feel feminine.
2) mental/physical health. It shows that the man is disciplined and has self control over his impulses
3) strength. It's comforting to feel protected, and it's sexy to feel overpowered.

I'm also sure there's some primal, subconscious thing associated with it- but these are the reasons that most if us conciously find muscles attractive.

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>>38280123
>That's like saying most men prefer tanned blondes with fake tits and heavy makeup.
Because a man having an athletic physique showing low body fat, large muscles and healthy diet is equivalent to whether or not a woman wears eyeshadow or got a tan over the weekend.

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>>38275091
>you will never have a fit, tanned gf like this

>>38278969
THIS IS WHAT ZYZZ DIED FOR

WE MADE IT BRAHS

>>38281457
Women like masculine men, wow glad we uncovered that mystery. Next up we'll find out men are attracted to feminine women. Don't let the feminists find out though.

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>>38278878
That's a really tough manga title to translate.

ダンベル何キロ持てる?
Danberu nan kiro moteru?
Dumbbell what kilo be popular?

It clearly says dumbbell
It clearly asks what
Kilo is likely kilogram and not kilometer. Either way, it's just the 1000 prefix.
Moteru when spelled like that is "be popular" but the kanji is "to hold" or "be in possession of" or "able to hold."

So the english translation becomes tricky if not done literally.
"Dumbbells: How Many Kilos Is Popular?"
"Dumbbells: How Many Kilos Can Be Held?"
"How Much Do I Lift To Be Popular?"
"How Much Can I Lift?"
"Is Lifting Popular?"
"What Dumbbell Weight Is Popular?"
"Is It Popular to Hold Kg Dumbbells?"

Since it's about a girl trying to lose weight but uncertain about lifting (yet intrigued, especially her muscle-fetish friend), the translation "What Weight Is Popular?" makes the most sense, but it's not the most accurate.

...or maybe my Japanese sucks too much.

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>>38275091
MAI DICK

>>38278901
Some girls are chubby chasers.

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>>38281124
tfw no catgirl gf

>>38282479

No fit, sexy grills is.

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>>38272795
>anon, you weren't thinking of having a rest day today were you?

i just want to find a hot domme to worship

>>38273461
Is this from FMA?

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>>38278969
>>38283612
Is it time for buff grills

>>38282330
I literally asked this to my gym buddy here in Japan and I believe it's just like "How many kilos is the dumbell you lift?"

>>38284848
I fuckin' like that title, too.

>>38284848

Translated literally yeah

I'd put it more like "What/How much do you curl?" Yes, yes, I know that they say dan-beh-roo.

generally no

just dress decently and don't be a lardass and you've already met the criteria for most girls

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>>38284994
>met the criteria
That they'll drop trow in less than 30 minutes upon meeting you? No you fucking haven't?

Or maybe you mean that's the minimum criteria met, anything less and they absolutely won't fuck you, even if you are smooth/rich/successful/they aren't a prostitute?

This guy can totally pull the girls, he's met the criteria!

yes, but completely unrelated to how attracted i am to you.

>>38274384
>>38275335

Go fuck yourselfs, she is obviously wet for him.
fucking faggots get the fuck off 4chan

Face and height matters way more than muscles

Maybe frame too

>>38285614

personality and intellect, dude.

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>>38272795
I like this body type the most desu. I'm trying to feed my boyfriend more food so he can be Klokov-mode. He's currently almost-ottermode-mode. It'll take awhile, plus I think Klokov roids.

I've been on both spectrums, I've always dressed nice, but I've been dad mode and I've been shredded, the way women look, talk and touch you is different. ALL women like muscles, they are biologically programmed to seek men in top 20%. A dad mode guy vs a muscular guy has way more pull in relationships as well. Women will do more to please you in fear of losing their alpha man.

>>38285621

also, dick. and ability to fuck.

>>38285624
>think
Thanks, media.

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>>38285639
Probably shouldn't forget about wealth

Influence on others is a factor as well

>>38285626
That's just because you were fat though, skinny fit guys have no problem getting girls

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>>38272795
guess not

>>38285658
Put a skinny guy next to some one built the woman will always cream over a muscular man because he looks like a man and not a boy, don't delude yourself

>>38285716
I mean if the skinny guy is like an inch taller then no they won't lmao

That would only apply if they were exactly the same height

>>38285654

we're talking about attraction, not factors like money that make women stay with you which are unrelated to actual infatuation.

charisma/influence on others, true.

>>38285731
You sound young and don't know how to pull pussy, muscles and attitude Trump's all

>>38285850
Yeah that's why if you ask girls who the hottest actor is they'll all name Arnold Schwarzenegger and not some dyel with a pretty face

>>38281093
Teach me your ways to get laid regularly... Finally looking /fit/ and want >1 time/mo...
Tinder/bumble? Girls in social circles?

Female lust grows exponentially as I get bigger and stronger

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>>38273040
Being this /r9k/

>>38285884
That's a terrible example because Arny fucked half of California and married a Kennedy you mouth breathing sperg lol

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>>38286013
No shit but that wasn't my point was it?

Look, lets just say you and prime Brad Pitt are on a beach and none of the girls know who he is. Since you're bigger than Brad, all the girls will prefer you right? Because you're better looking than Brad Pitt?

It varies from woman to woman, there isn't a universal standard.

>>38285624
>think

You should feet your bf metandrostenolon Russians literally call it "weightlifter's bread", source: some Russian powerlifting book (not Sheiko).

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>>38284241

>Is it time for buff grills

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>>38288626
It is time.

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>>38272885
>Mr. I can't maintain charm around a woman
>Mr. I go after roasties and blame the world for it
>Mr. I didn't look for qts that espouse traditional values
>Mr. Never Gonna Make it

>>38278789
Man I fucking with the gym was this hype

>some faggot posts on my girl's insta pic
>he's bigger than me and more attractive
Shit what do I do

>>38278827

What's the real blinky one at the end saying?

>>38289688
Fuck her better.

>>38272795
All of my friends who are girls like muscles

>>38276354
>rugby players
>ottermode

I don't think >200lbs is ottermode.

>>38285642
>>38286876
I didn't want to straight up accuse him of roiding because I didn't know for sure. Sorry for offending you anons.

>>38289729
he means college rugby, not pro rugby

college rugby is filled with ottermode Chads, same with college lacrosse

>>38289712

"Can I touch before I draw?"

>>38272795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEmfKfIPdqw
They do. No question is even needed.

>>38286032
Are your facial aesthetics equivalent? If you are as handsome as Brad Pitt AND you are, say, 20 lbs more muscular, then yes the girls will pay more attention to you than Pitt. Newsflash; both you and Brad Pitt are going to DOMINATE that beach, they won't ignore him.

And do you really thing that picture of Brad Pitt there indicates he DOESN'T lift? That he's "small" and not muscular?

>>38272795
If youre tall and handsome, girls love muscles.
If youre a swole manlet, only average lifting girls will want you

>>38289281
>QTs that espouse traditional values
Good fucking luck.

>>38290515
I found mine.

Deal is, I started looking early. If you don't find one before sophomore year of college you're probably done. For.

They go early and there are no rebates

>>38272795
Depends on the individual.

The perfect body for most women is lean with muscle, the swimmer's body, the gymnast's body or the sprinter's body.

Think of your average male model who's a bit muscular too.

Chicks aren't usually into bodybuilding tier bodies they want some slimness.

>>38279596
are we talking about legal teens if not please tell me more.

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>>38274350

>>38274800
No. Have you been watching the olympics? Those gymnasts may not have huge arms but those core muscles have got to be able to hold up a bridge.

>>38290598
>yfw I may have my eyes on one

>Petite
>QT, but not particularly hot
>Shy
>does not associate with chads

Can I do it? It is implied by her friends that she likes me but I haven't made a move.

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>>38290825
tbqh most female athletes are fucking ugly, just look at Ledecky

>>38289786
Not my rugby team. Everyone is thicc glutes for slots mode. Only the kids who play wing are even close to ottermode

>>38290839
Go. GO. GO!

They can always look better with grooming and training (fat legs and ass from leg raises and skating)

Never stop surprising her or being mysterious. She'll treat you like a king.

I constantly hear my male peers complain to me or tell me that it'll change, but traditional girls are great if you act like a traditional guy (no nu-male values). They respect you and obey. They love you like a dog loves its owner with a pure trust. Just be sure you are good enough to deserve it.

Do it. Don't fall for those average bitches that show affection like a cat.

>>38290845
They are, but they are also at the peak of feminine muscularity. Maybe the reason they are so ugly is because they have too high of test levels

>>38290962
Thanks Anon.

>>38272795

Women are hard-wired to seek the best genetic specimens. They look for cues of good genes, indicative of high levels of testosterone and growth hormone. That's the HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME meme: bone structure, frame size, face and skull shape, joint thickness, etc.