Fat people stories/Fat hate thread

>>37674033
You do realise hambeasts just say shit like that to hide their insecurities

>>37674033
>coming out of nowhere going "Actually, the man on your phone there is pretty fucking fit"
Yeah, that would've gone down well

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pic is feminist related but there's a fatty in there so, yeah...

>>37674033
You sure you were having fun with your m8s?
sounds like you were eyeing that fat chick all night
was she looking at the phone when she said that or at you?

>>37674033
Lol, no you're having a drink with your pals. Who cares. It would be autistic to sperg out and be like "what the fuck did you just say...."

>>37674440
Shit like this infuriates me

>super sized models
>relevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwFmtQDhiss

>>37674440
And that's why I'm not a feminist anymore. If anything, college has driven me away from it more than toward it.

In my mandatory WGS course, I said I'm an egalitarian and I got yelled at my these tiny little girls who probably couldn't even lift a hamburger. Oddly enough, the fat girls were chill with it.

>"You still believe in equality, so I don't see the issue here."

>>37675649
The fat girls will openly admit that they want to fuck you and they have been taught through tumblr you want to fuck them.

The skinny chicks want to publicly date someone who supports all their bullshit and privately want to fuck you.

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>>37674033
I have a story that just happened
>At the bus stop cause car told me a not so funny knock knock joke
>Currently about 95ish degrees out
>Suddenly, an endangered ambulocetus wearing clothing two times too small waddles up
>Has hip wings, but oddly small ass
>She must weigh about 350ish
>Now, because it's 95 out and I know better than to touch flaming hot metal, the benches are all empty
>Ambulocetus decides it deserves a well earned break, and manages to wedge her ass in between the bars of the bench (see pic related, looks exactly like it)
>After about five seconds or so, the woman starts screaming "hot! Hot! Hot!"
>She tries to stand up, but her hip wings spill over the bars so she can't get a grip on the bench, and is only pushing down on her fat harder, like she's trying to escape her lard
>She then realizes she can't get out without help, points at me and another bystander, and yells "help me! Help me! Help me!", kinda like Wheatley from portal when you're supposed to catch him but without the charming accent
>The other guy kinda looks at me and wanders off like he didn't hear her
>I hate seeing an animal in pain, so I help
>I go over and pull her arms as hard as I can until she pops off the bench, which made a soft gonging noise when it gave
>She starts waddling away while moaning/crying
>I caught a glimpse of one of her wings and saw a dark blood red mark where the bar was crammed against her
>Got on the bus and noped the fuck out before she could threaten to sue me for helping

>>37674033
At least she wasn't one of those hamplanets that demand all men to look like that.

>>37675671
In general, I could agree with that, but the fat girl who said what I put in green text was either a lesbian or bi with a strong preference for women. She was pretty chill in general, and over the course of the semester, told the class about learning about nutrition and how her fat parents had taught her all wrong. She dropped probably two sizes in the time I saw her on a near daily basis. I can't help but feel a little proud of her for realizing something was wrong and trying to do something about it.

The class sucked, though. Those tiny girls would tell her she was perfect how she was and the only encouragement she got to keep going was from me and this other guy who wanted her to join the club he was in.

The best thing that happened in that class was the way the professor's face just dropped and her shoulders sagged when half the class started snapping their fingers instead of clapping one day.

>>37675863
Man, fuck those people who snap. What kind of "meta" bullshit is this? They're not at some fucking slam poetry reading.

>>37675755
>>At the bus stop cause car told me a not so funny knock knock joke

Kek'd audibly.

>>37675863
then she managed to realize tumblr is a bunch of bullshit. fuck her marry her turn her into a fit republican and go buy a house, for America

>>37675888
I know. It's ridiculous. The teacher seemed pretty disappointed and just stood at the front of the class and said, "really?" a few times like she couldn't believe it. The people who were snapping were trying not to laugh, so I hope it was a joke.

>>37675915
I needed that chuckle. But she's the type of girl who only has a tumblr to show off her drawings and look at gay porn.

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>>37676049
>this is like some shit out of a dystopian satirical comedy like Idiocracy
>except this is real life

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What the fuck does this mean?

>>37675671
>everyone just secretly wants to fuck you
Lol what, no wonder you guys have issues, you're delusional af.

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>>37675863
>half the class started snapping their fingers instead of clapping
How the fuck is this real life? Reality and satire has become a terrible The Fly-esque clusterfuck.

>>37676184
She lost a ton of weight in that article.

>>37675755
Why not just ride a bicycle I'd your car is broken? Are you going 50 miles or something ? When I broke my arm I bicycled to my own physical therapy in midday summer heat every few days and still beat the bus.

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>>37674440
I FUCKING HATE PICTURES LIKE THIS, HOW IS DYING FOR YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY LESS BRAVE COMPARED TO BEING A FAT FUCKING PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37676262
I hate pics like that because they're trying too hard to be sexist. Its not like female veterans don't exist. John Oliver's wide is actually an Afghanistan veteran who was a medic. You think a war medic don't see some.shit? And its also not as original whiny emo boys cutting themselves don't exist either. But these.pics always try to make it male v. Female which is a step in.the wrong direction

>>37676186
>everyone

I literally described the people in his class not everyone

reading comprehension is hard isn't anon.

>>37676293
In all seriousness it really is. At any point I see someone who is attempting to agree with these irl I just say "You realized the people in these pictures watched their friends die so you could be safe right?" then they try to argue. I hate everyone.

>>37675755
>The other guy kinda looks at me and wanders off like he didn't hear her

Yes.

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>>37676293
The vocal minority is always detrimental to whatever cause they've attached themselves to.

They're too extreme and it repels everyone who isn't extreme, to the point that people who might have been willing to listen now take the opposite stance out of sheer spite.

You can't ostracize the people you want to convert. Causing a divide is stupid and I hate it and I hate it that people don't fucking understand this. I hate vocal minorities and I hate that they smugly ruin everything.

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>>37676223
>trying to heal broken arm
>doing an activity that risks re-breaking it

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>>37674440
I remember being a part of this faggy meme group on Facebook (like ~5000 members) because my friend added me. It was definitely funny at first, and then the other users started exhibiting logic exactly like in pic related. This fat edgy guy kept saying shit like "fuck veterans, they steal the spotlight with PTSD and distract from other people suffering from it." He was referring to tumblr's PTSD diagnosis. Needless to say, I've never seen my power level increase so much in one day.

>>37674033

> Be me
> Chose the path of /fit/ ~1 year ago
> Lost a ton of weight and went from fat neckbeard to healthy BMI, slightly fit mode
> One of my crew got a new gf
> She's >200lb, all flabby, even a good deal bigger than I used to be
> Somehow another guy starts to comment my progress feelsgoodman.jpg
> She goes full fatsplain mode
> "No I would not want to become that skinny"
> "I bet you drink those unhealthy protein shakes as well, they will ruin your testosterone levels you know"
> "Lifting weights will mess up your joints"
> "I'm currently getting in shape myself, I don't eat carbs in the evening"

>>37676482
All those KC hats.. Man I love it here.

>>37676482
I'm not trying to start anything here, so be patient with me.

I deal with PTSD, but will always bow out to a veteran, especially one who has seen a buddy die or lost something in combat. I'm not going to rant about what I went through, but I will say that my adoptive mother liked to burn me when I was a child and on more than one occasion she broke and re-broke my left thumb for her amusement.

What keeps me calm in these scenarios is remembering that everyone has different tolerance levels, and a gentle suggestion goes a lot further than starting an argument. Maybe start with suggesting that the pictures should be flipped, explain how poor access for PTSD (or any medical) treatment is for vets when they come home, explain how things work and try not to get too mad. People who don't experience something often won't even try to understand it.

>>37676424
I actually had a woman in a BMW throw open her parked car door on me in an area that explicitly says no bikes on sidewalks. I called the cops when she asked how I was going to pay for the dent I left in her car door. My arm was 100% fine because it was in a giant cast. My back is what got injured because I landed right on it unable to use my hand to support myself. She was full cray cray but my lawyers handled it. But frankly I've been hit many times broken arm or not, hurts either way. Physical activity is actually recommended to help with recovery and my surgeon said it was fine. Despite having one of the worst breaks that surgeon had seen, my recovery was much higher than his original outlooks for the situation given the destruction. Too many people think injury is an excuse to be last- you should actually be moving as much as possible unless there's a good reason not to

>>37676631
Been going to fit 3 years or so
First six months only for memes
Next two years were start and fail yo-yo bullshit sprinkled with binge drinking
Doctor friend in town, is pretty fit, starts to tease me about my weight, really stands out to him since I was skelly in HS
I try to defend self with excuses and lies
Realize it sounds familiar, pull up fps thread and I sound just like one
This is unacceptable, I get a bike and bike everywhere except work in the burbs, skip breakfast, if I'm out I order the salad now instead of a burger and fries, down 15 lbs
Still struggle with the drinking esp when bored since playing vidya and drink after work is what I did and biking to festivals was my way of meeting people
God I hope I can make it one day

>>37676702
I should clarify that I myself acknowledge that there are plenty of non-veteran cases of PTSD. What really irked me was that he probably didn't give a shit about anyone with PTSD. Rather, he was trying to use it as an opportunity to bash the US military and blame everything that's wrong in the world on American soldiers (he had a history of making edgy comments that implied this view).

I never actually responded though... I just left the group because it clearly wasn't for me. Sorry to hear about your painful childhood though, anon. Stay strong.

>>37676788
Keep it up dude. The only other advice id give is to not be afraid of cheat days, but dont actively seek them. So if one day you want to splurge, dont worry about it, do you, but maintain whatever schedule you have and eventually you'll make it, we all will.

>be me 19 year old cashier at Walmart, went from 225lbs to 170lbs since January 5'11
>female supervisor is hambeast a good 300+
>Had to walk around with it doing draws
>starts talking about dieting she said "I only eat 1000 calories a day, and never more than 20 carbs a meal"
> next day at break in break room she is eating popcorn and spraying more spray butter on it after every bite (Kek)
>think she has gotten bigger but keeps tightening stomach belt

>>37676788
I'm >>37676631 and I totally know that feel, I've been there, this is how I made it: I somehow read about that "warrior diet" thing, now of course most if it is...questionable. But one thing that really worked for me was the "Only eat your evening meal" part.
I tried it out and it made me far less "snack cravy" than eating several meals.
At first I got a big yo-yo as well after ~3 Weeks, then I started the same thing again but slowly added things like an Post-Workout shake with some oats or something similar on rest days, while sticking to the main idea of 1 meal a day.
From there somehow a meal became a more conscious decision for me.

While gaming I used tomatoes and apples to satisfy my boredom snacking.

>>37676817
Oh, I see. Those kind of people bother me, too. I may not always agree with military intervention, but one can't blame the men and women in uniform for the decision some suit made.

Good on you for not engaging, and thank you.

>>37676910
My big thing that helped was to never accept later. When I was failing I would say shit hole, I will eat what I want now and do better later, or go to the gym tomorrow. Now is the only time, and if I eat that salad now I find I don't even want the fatty alternative.
Problem for me still is booze.
I make that right decision to drive past the liquor store on the way home and lift, but then when I get home I get the impulse to drink, so I ignore it but that craving stays constant.
With food if I cram myself to the brim with spinach and water the hunger leaves.
I need a way to scratch that itch for booze without all the calories.
Maybe stay busy, but vidya reminds me too much.
What do normies do for fun besides gym and vidya?

>having to explain to fat patients that it's actually cheaper to eat healthy than to go out to mcdonalds and eat
>fatties never believe it and argue every single time that that's not true and it's impossible to eat healthy
I'm thinking about making fucking pamphlets comparing prices of healthier foods and mcdonalds just to shut down their fucking stupid arguments and excuses. My god, the excuses people come up with.

>>37674033
you should have looked in her direction and laughed audibly
not too loud or obnoxiously, more of a chuckle
and then shake your head

if she starts flipping out, mission accomplished, you now have an excuse to lay the smack into her
if not, she's now hanging her head in shame

>>37677032
Eh, that's not always true. Depending on location, the cheapest fresh food might be 3 times the price one would expect due to shipping costs, while processed foods remain cheap. But I doubt you live in a place like that, so point stands.

>>37675863
why the fuck are people applauding in class
americans i swear...

>>37677010
I've heard that Sprite helps get rid of alcohol cravings, so maybe see if you can find some Sprite zero and have a bottle of that when you get a craving? Be sure to drink the same amount of water afterward, though.

I read and draw for fun and, on a fairly regular basis, I have long debates with friends over the phone while pacing because I haven't been able to sit still while on the phone since we got cordless models when I was eight.

>>37677069
>that's not always true
There are very few exceptions. That said, it's almost always more likely that getting healthier foods is cheaper than getting shitty processed/mcdonalds foods.
I mean, I doubt there are many places where a 10lb bag of rice is actually more expensive than an equally nutritious processed food alternative.

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>>37676482
He looks to be in physical pain

>>37676631
Rest assured anon. She cries herself to sleep at night.

>>37677032
>I'm thinking about making fucking pamphlets comparing prices of healthier foods and mcdonalds just to shut down their fucking stupid arguments and excuses

if you're in the health industry that's actually a great idea and exactly the type of thing the government should be doing to combat obesity

>>37677069
>cheapest fresh food might be 3 times the price

so buy frozen veggies
"fresh" is pretty much a meme

>>37677145
he also looks like steve-o

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>>37677179
The only thing stopping me is how fucking stubborn these people are. I'm a jaded man, Anon.

>>37677195
>"fresh" is pretty much a meme
dude no

>>37677206
properly prepared frozen veggies has a minimal difference with fresh veggies

in a way they are "fresher" than "fresh" veggies, since they are immediately frozen on harvest instead of sitting in transport and on display for a day or more

>>37677108
Well, we clap for guest speakers, at the end of movies and when we get let out early.

>>37674440
>8 years prior service
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWE

Also that one with the girl and the razor is straight attention whoring. Didn't know attention whoring was bravery.

>>37677203
I'll help I got hospital connections brah

>>37677206
It is a meme, unless you're discussing meats. Then there's some room to debate.

>>37677250
that is absolutely retarded.

>>37674033
>But no I said none of this
So this is a beta thread?

>>37677116
Or maybe bubbly mineral water since I'm not an aspartame fan?
The eating right same so easy and now all my pants are loose, I know I could really kick this shit into high gear if I could cut out that 1200 Cal worth of beer five days a week and add morning cardio since no hangover.
Everyone else on fit trying to leave humanity behind, and I struggle to regain mine

It was autism watching her talk to someone and getting upset about a picture on her phone. It would be full blown assburgers to actually say it out loud

>>37677279
dont knock it till you try it

>>37677297
You could try that. The firends I talked to about it said it had something about how it burned on the way down helping and something about it feeling the same way alcohol did, sitting in their stomach. Maybe try lemon juice in water?

Best of luck!

>>37677297
i never really understood the aspartame hate, purely from a molecular standpoint it shouldn't do anything bad for you, it divides in amino acids and a miniscule amount of methanol, way beyond the amount you'd get by natural sources, at least as far as i know

>>37676184
>Comes back from war
>Expects to see his beautiful wife again
>Becomes a fat fuck
What Am I fighting For!

>>37677368
Read up on its affects on gut micro biota. Linked to insulin resistance in very small study. Case study where fat woman who drank lits of it gave fecal transplant to thin woman who did not alter diet but gained weight.
Personal story (not worth shit) but it gives me diarrhea
Sorry no links on phone at work

>>37677290

>Sperging out in public

Fuck off autist

>>37674865

She turned her phone to the people around her. None of them we're even talking to her. The only person she was talking to was the female bartender

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>Be obese woman (260lbs at 5'3)
>Decided to lose weight recently
>Brexit today
>Posted this on facebook as a joke
>138 fucking likes
>ony have 220 friends from the last 10 years
>most of them never spoken to me ever

What the fuck?
Why does the world let fatties do this?

>>37677683
>Lego is hard for fat children to play with
Kek
I don't understand how they didn't realise it was a ruse

>>37677010
you can try making your own kumis.
the people of Kazakhstan have a tradition of horse milk alcohol, one way they make it is by putting it in a thick leather bag hung by their door, every time someone passes it, they punch it to prevent it from curdling.

it may be a low alcohol content drink, but making it yourself one bag at a time you can use it as a reward system as long as that is all you drink, plus you get bag work. then use the low alcohol content as a way to wean yourself of alcohol

If you don't have access to horse milk you could put some sugar into cows milk.

>>37677797
Th-thanks

>>37676049
Spanx is not exclusively for fucking fatties, they're actually pretty small and tight.

>>37677069
Nah man, even in Canada buying healthy food is way cheaper than fast food, a meal at mcdonalds is like $10 and you get some nuggets and fries

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>>37677683

>a fatty telling other people "I hope you all choke"

>>37677831
remember, horse milk is roughly 5% sugar content, make sure you sterilize everything you plan on using

>>37677279
This shit is my job, and he is basically correct. The nutrient diff. between fresh and frozen is miniscule. IQF vegetables are a great food.

>>37676049
>who all together don't weigh as much as I do?

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>>37676932
>she is eating popcorn and spraying more spray butter on it after every bite

>>37677254
>Clapping for movies when none of the actors are present

Wow, degenerate

https://youtu.be/I4nXZZqjhBI
> zewo calowies

Why haven't you started drinking monster?

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>>37678043
Not all of us do this just the mongs... we just have a 50% mong rate us all
At new xmen movie at mall of America
Redguard rolls in late with plastic bag of popcorn, loudly rustles it during quiet parts
When gene goes Phoenix mode he loudly whispered"das da Phoenix" no less than 3 times.
I'll never be able to see that movie without him saying that in my head

>>37678149
NO

YOU FUCKING CUNT

I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE YET

FUCK YOU

>>37677069
>t. I'm a huge fatty that's addicted to shitty food that I'm unable to coo with basic staples and make awesome, delicious meals.
Fuck off, fatty. Maybe you shoud stop buying exotic foods in your locale like limes.

>>37678149
>going to Cinemas
>complaining
I stopped doing going over 10 years ago. Fuck the inbred audience, fuck the disgusting chairs, fuck the overpriced food/drinks, fuck the redicilously high volume, fuck not being able to determine when it starts and not being able to pause, fuck the forced intermission, fuck the dirty toilets and fuck sitting at a different angle to the screen every time.

>>37678189
The series has been around since before you were alive and that's what she does, I didn't say anything specific, it's like saying Tony Stark uses a suit in a movie or that hulk will get mad in Thor 3

>>37678293
You mean like how the scarlet witch has reality warping powers?

Or how Hank McCoy is a young man who built Ultron by himself?

No wait this is an alternate retelling of the series and none of those things happen in the movies.

It's almost like they're going in a different direction than the comics.

>>37676702
Damn nigga. That shit's pretty legit. You want to meet up one day and crucify your adoptive mother?

>>37678275
>Forced intermission
I think we passed that being a thing a long time ago

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>>37678149
>go to the movies to watch Zootopia
>kids are fucking everywhere
>OH SHIT I forgot Zootopia is a kids movie
>this is going to fucking suuuuuck
>go into the theater
>half empty
>exclusively 20somethings
>not one single child
>mfw

>>37678315
Except your examples are comic one offs that only happen there, while mine are character central points that happen in all the cartoons the 90s version that stupid newer one, every movie and the comics

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>>37676184
The real article is about her loosing 100 pounds though

http://fox2now.com/2014/03/17/military-wife-drops-more-than-100-pounds-to-surprise-husband/

Very nice

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>>37677683
>Thinking Italy isn't full of fat shaming shitlords

>>37676660
KCMO reporting. Lifts at RIver market gym at 4

>>37678470
>wolverine
>cyclops

>>37678476
I'm surprised there hasn't been any accusations from the FA crowd of Misty fat-shaming them and how she has good "genetics".

>>37678565
Let's not meme it into existence.

>>37678330
I appreciate the offer, but no thank you.

She was just a miserable woman who had to take whatever she was going through out on her children. My older sister got the worst of it, honestly. My thumb was the only thing she ever broke on me, but now that we're adults and my sister will actually talk to me about it, she's told me about her broken toes, fingers and the like.

We both believe that the best revenge is a life well lived, and we're both generally happy these days. She went to a tech school and does factory work. Says it feels like slave labor, but is for the most part OK with it because she makes $16 an hour and is losing weight and keeping it off. I'm in school for ILA, wanting to be an English teacher and minoring in Sociology and Psychology so I can detect symptoms of the shit I went through in my future students.

The only reason I'm not playfully saying "yes" is that our mother is rotting away in a nursing home, alone and slowly losing her mind from Alzheimer's. Her oldest son, who is a complete bastard and someone my sister and I don't consider family, only just now came to visit her for the first time in eight years, and we're hoping that she finally has enough peace of mind at seeing her favorite child to just die now.

My apologies for the blog post.

>>37678476

Fuark, that is some top-tier waifuing. Doing it right, Misty.

>>37678665

Godspeed anon, I hope you and your sister can live happy lives from now on.

Let the bitch rot.

>>37675755
Had a similar story
>Boss takes us to the local track where they have fast gokarts as a team building exercise aka fuck around time
>Work with this fat cunt everyone hates, we call her Bane, because she's a big girl 4 u.
>After finishings a heat we all start getting out of the karts to get some water.
>Hear Bane blubbering "help pls, help me, help me pls I'm stuck"
>Everyone just walks away from her pretending like they couldn't hear
We all laugh about her fat ass getting stuck to this day.

>>37678258
I think a lot of the problem is fatsos go to fitness websites and see healthy meals that are just plain, dry looking grilled chicken breasts and broccoli and are like 'fuck that'.

>>37678551
Wolverine is always weapon x, thx for proving my point
Except when sjws take over marvel then he's an Asian girl for double diversity points

>>37678842
I was talking about him taking the spotlight instead of Cyclops.

>>37678857
For what it's worth I'm sorry.

>>37678930
Nothing can make up for the clawed manlet stealing the spotlight from Scott Summers for 10+ years.

>>37677642
Go have another Ho-Ho, fatty enabler.

>>37678945
Angrier Snake Pliskin is better than Weepy Bitch Boy Ben Stein.

Sorry, but the X-Men movies ruined him for me. Is it me? Because those movies were fucking awful.

>>37678945
Scott Summers has always been about as interesting and deep as handful of sawdust. He's perfect as a leader character, but does not deserve any story focus.

>>37677683
Please tell me this isn't real.

>>37678992
>>37679008
>tfw that faggot who played Cyclops in the first 3 movies went to my highschool
>tfw the whore who played Psylocke went there too

>>37679052
I bet he was drowning in poon.

>>37679052
Was he already acting when he was in school?

also,

>40 year olds on /fit/

>>37678665
I love you anon. Glad you made it bro. She'll be dead soon.

>>37678831
Im not a fatso and thats how i feel.

Enjoying my nogainz too, fuck u

>>37675583
subbed good shit

>>37678750
>>37679377

Thank you both.

I can tie all this back into the thread with the revelation that our mother was fat. She managed to eat two of those gallon tubs of ice cream in three days, and a container of Cool Whip along with them. She actually managed to cut me with a spoon once when I tried to get her to stop eating it after her third bowl of the day.

Lucky for me, living with her for almost eighteen years gave me an aversion to sweets.

>Fried ham

>>37677179

These people are so lazy that won't even cook for themselves. What makes you think they're going to READ a pamphlet?

>>37678476
has she left him yet

>>37677683
In what world does this get 138 likes?

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>>37678476

>>37679893
Kids lookin' a little doughy

>>37676223
Sometines you don't want to arrive to places all sweaty and tired

>>37679908
She just has to get active, And a good scheduler like a former soldier could help that.

When soldiers come home, they like to keep everything to a schedule, because it just " makes sense" to them, so he might start taking her for a walk with him every day or weekend.

>>37677145
Mascherano?

>>37680002
And sometimes you don't want your lady to mouth off to you.

But if you try to put her in her place suddenly YOU'RE the bad guy.

>>37680005
Maybe get her some good ol' DNP to speed up the process.

>>37675902
Really? That was the least amusing part of the entire thread...

>>37678149
I can't stop laughing at this

Ex gf
Was a qt
Got fat
Complaint about fat
Never bothered to lose weight
Brain wash by tumblr wide pride
Dump.the cunt

>>37677371
That's the before pic you re re

>>37680217
>re re
>being autistic once isn't enough
>I must do it twice

>>>/r9k/

>>37680199
WELL DONE

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>>37680690
Is that the same guy who has the vid with his dad telling him he's wasting his life and how he's so ashamed he turned out that way? Though, desu, if his dad were really serious about that he'd cut his fat ass off.

>>37680706
idk, but it's fucking disgusting

>>37674440

>not be afraid of the possibility to get raped

wew

>>37676049

>No butts or tummy
>tummy

Do girls think men think a woman with a gut is attractive?

>>37675755
>At the bus stop cause car told me a not so funny knock knock joke

my sides are in orbit..

>>37680780
Yes. They've been deluded by our education system and society in general that everyone can be attractive and men don't care about appearances, they only care about personality. Just take a look at all those movies they target towards middle/high school aged girls where an ugly duckling becomes the prom queen, look at all those cartoons where the ugly/nerdy girl gets bullied by the rich/pretty snob queen. Our society is fucked up. Everyone thinks they're the MC from one of those movies or shows, and that rich = evil, because that's what they're being fed with from birth. Our society is fucked. Humanity is fucked. This is the natural conclusion of a world where even the common people have access to knowledge that before had been the purview of the rich and scholars. They want the entire world to be this magical hugbox land that panders to their feelings and no one else's. Basically, no one has taught these bitches how the world works. They've been coddled all their lives, they don't yet have the jaded outcast outlook on life because they're the very people that gives people like you and me that very same outlook.

>>37680829
Well, to be fair, in those movies, the girls aren't fat slobs, they just needed fashion advice. I haven't seen one since the nineties, but that's what I remember.

Not that I disagree with the rest of what you said.

Though, I differentiate between self-made money and old money.

>>37676788
We are all gonna make it bruh

>>37680907
Doesn't matter that she just needs a bit of fashion advice, she's generally presented as nerdy and is a social outcast, just like most awkward teenagers think of themselves as, and at least in Carrie, she was a bit overweight. Though Carrie was more like a deconstruction of those typical "rags to riches/ugly to prom queen" type stories, desu.

>>37680923
I don't know much about movies, so your assessment is probably right. But, I always thought they were good for teens, that they'd make them try harder. That's what movies like Mulan did for me.

Maybe I'm just too hopeful, eh?

>used to be overweight, borderline obese

>TFW now normal weight borderline overweight

>TFW 15lbs to go before slow bulk into bear mode

>>37677683
Isn't Denmark's minister of health jabba the hutt?

>>37680017
kek its him

>>37679893
Piece of shit specialist needs to go to his supply and get a uniform that fits fucking properly

>>37680991
>Let's get delibrately clothes that are too small for us and complain about the product and tell the world how wrong they are for making these clothes for people that are smaller than me.

>>37680706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8kTOdanxFI

>>37680005
False
>former soldier
>lazy as fuck
>fuck everything
>cant confirm

>>37680999
Depends on the type of movie. Shallow Hal, for example, is an abomination. Mulan is definitely good for you. You gotta take these things on a case-by-case basis. But movies that tell girls all they should aspire to in life is to be pretty, popular, and date that hot guy on the football team tend to be fucking garbage.

>>37680991
My sister has a pair of short shorts exactly like those in the last panel. Unfortunately for both of us, she's also 300+ pounds. My main reason for losing weight is so I can wear cute clothes and not feel self conscious about it, she just wears whatever she wants and quite frankly, it disgusts me. No one should have to see your cottage cheese thighs every time you go outside.

>>37678275

>forced intermissions

ahhh, the one cinema/theater related thing americans can lord over europe

>>37674440
Obviously made by a troll, how do u faggots not realize this?

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>>37675755
>At the bus stop cause car told me a not so funny knock knock joke

>>37681472
You sound very bitter.

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>>37679893
She was fucking Jody the entire time he was deployed. She had no other reason to lose the weight other than she wanted to feel wanted by another man in his absence.

>>37676262
I can't believe you were baited this hard

>>37681472
Good job on trying to lose weight.

>>37681622
Shepard

>>37681807
I should go.

>>37678146
MY FUCKIN SIDES
ZWEO CAWOWIES, ITS GUW FOW ME.

>be me 19 year old 5'9 manlet 142lbs
>brother is 12 years old 185+lbs (went up but don't know how much)
>parents who are also fat as fuck put him on a so called diet
>he still eats everything while they are not looking and try to ignore it when i tell them that
>2 days after the so called diet begins they let him eat half a family sized bag of chips and 2 byrger king whoppers with fries and chicken nuggets

>i usually ignore their fucking stupidity but this time i literally ask my mom what the fuck she is thinking
>oh he's been doing really well, today he gets a break

Can't wait until he gets diabetes. Is it like a guaranteed thing if youre that fat? Hes literally 12 years old, 5'5 or 5'6, and over 185 lbs. U think he's on his way to it? Cant fucking WAIT

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>be 16 year old me
>work as lifeguard at local water park
>running top of one of the water slides with 4 slides going down to small pool at the bottom
>400 lb ham planet comes up to waterside with a large jack in the box coke in his hand
>the weight limit for the ride was 250 but send him down anyways cause curious of his outcome
>you could tell which slide he was in due to the obvious bowing of the slide when he hit the corners
>comes out the slide going mach 3 and skips across the water
>drenches the life guard at the bottom all while holding coke above his head
>mfw he managed to go down the entire slide without getting his drink wet
>mfw he takes a full minute to waddle up 4 stairs to get out of pool

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>>37679124
He was before my time. I graduated in 2005. I barely missed Munn doe.

>>37681571
Literally this

>>37676049
Literally says "new skinny britches" on the package. Holy shit fatbrain

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>fat feminist bitch at uni said pic related looks like a skelly

>>37681980
Having obese children should be considered child abuse, but you should sit your parents(and your brother, he's old enough to understand) down and try to teach them about proper nutrition. If they won't learn, there's no helping them, but at least try for your brother's sake.

>>37682189
She does look kind of unnatural. I think it might be the shininess, but I can't help but think that's a barbie doll or something.

Disregard everything I say, faggot

>>37682199
It's the height. She's well within a normal bmi, just undermuscle and tall.

>>37681980
Also, no, type II diabetes is not guaranteed by being obese, but the chances of getting it if you're a whale are very very high.

>>37681775
>jody
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37679043
They did literally fucking that, if you read the rest of the post, anon.

>>37682089
My gf is in x-unrealistic expectations
She hates feminism for the shitshow it is
She openly talks to crazy cunts to disprove them
She stood up for me against some fatty because she didn't want me to get arrested for hitting her
I'm marrying this girl

>>37682489
Why did you hit her?

>>37682525
When a bitch gets mouthy it's a man's job to remind her of her proper place in society.

>>37682552
Yeah, you probably should've been arrested for that.

>>37681125
Belgium

>>37682564
I'm not that anon, I was joking.

What he meant was his girlfriend stood up to the fatty so he wouldn't have to smack said fatty around and assert his dominance.

>>37682525
Was going to hit her but instead girlfriend got in front of me and got in her face and yelled at her. We were in a Christmas party that was thrown by a bunch of close friends of mine that also invited some tumblr fatties Cus my friends are very social and know shitloads of ppl with different interests. Anyway fatty made a comment near me saying that I probably take roids and most likely beat my thin girlfriend.the riding part was kind of a compliment since I'm not really big lol. It didn't bother me too much but then she started talking shit about my girlfriend, saying that she's probably a huge whore and I got really pissed and walked toward her to smack her. No one talks shit about my girl. Girlfriend got to her beforeme and yelled at her and called her delusional because she's such a failure at life that she needs to bring everyone down with her. Fatty cried and then host of the party came and kindly escorted the fatty and one of her friends to her car. Friend\host apologized to me and didn't invite those kind of people last year. Back story, girlfriend and I have been together for 12 years and living together for 8 I took her v card when she turned 18, I was 19 and lost mine at 15. Still pisses me off when people try to spread shit about her.

>>37678492
Really gotta read the comment man

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Someone more clever than I please make this FPH related.

>>37682618
Who the hell thinks this is an appropriate way to behave in public? Like, okay, the Internet exists for talking shit about people behind their backs, but you don't do it to their faces. That's not how civilized people behave.

>>37679649
Underrated post

>>37682639
Sometimes I wonder if they think about the consequences. I was ready to create a ripple wave that would have made her body look like it was having a tsunam with the righteous slap I was preparing. Talking shit behind a monitor is fine but in real life where people stronger than you have immediate access to you. Sounds retarded as fuck

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>>37681775

Shephard...

>>37682639
>>37682670

Because third wave feminism has taught women that they are invincible and they are never responsible for what happens to them. They are literally taught to create conflict with men because the laws and courts will favor them.

>>37676702
Anon I dont know if im just imagining it but your post gives off an aura of calmness. Congratulations on playing a bad hand better than most play a good one.

>work in an auto warehouse. Unionized shop
>we get summer temp employees every year to help with increased volume
>every year without fail we get some whiny bitches who don't want to work
>temps walk in the door making $17/hr by the way
>2 sections. Bulk. And bin. Bulk being big parts like wheels and radiators. Bin for tiny shit.
>99% of the women work in bulk because that's just how it is.
>guys work in bulk but salary usually looks the other way if we take an extra break here or there because of heavy stuff we move all day
>get this fat bitch in who knows such and such through her uncle's brother's friends side or something
>thinks she doesn't have to work because of this
>angry when she was told she has to be trained in bulk as well as bin even if she is in bin.
>"Why? The men work there. It's hot and those parts are heavy. I know Anon and I shouldn't be doing this shit" 3 other temps shake their heads and agree. (Some men too. Lazy fucks all of them)
>in a union shop, seniority reigns supreme
>I hear this as does my buddy. We both wait the 2 weeks for their training to conclude when we both "injure" ourselves and request a leave to go to bin to "recover".
>our seniority Trumps theirs because they have none. Far bitch placed in bulk
>2 other workers saw what I did, they followed suit. Just so happened all the whiny temps were put in bulk.
>after 2 days of this, fat bitch hreatens to sue for "sexist treatment"
>she gets shown the door by security
>other lazy temps quit because "this is bullshit"
>we all make a miraculous recovery and go back to bulk.
>management knows what we did, but can't prove it. Just shake their heads at us now and then
>repeat ad nauseum for fat/whiny/entitled temps every year.

>>37682985
a temp getting $17 an hour?

fuck where do you work I need a job there

>>37683067
One of the 3 major American auto companies. I cap out at $31/hr. What's sad is usually anyone can get in but 65% fail the drug test.

>>37682832
Your wife's son is fat you cuck

>>37683185
>implying I didnt molest him into an eating disorder making him skinny then beat him into a "Ive got to get strong enough to kick his ass" state of mind causing him to obsessively work out and get swole af
>implying I didnt divorce his mother and get a huge settlement then flee the country to live on a private island with my 12 year old wife

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>be me
>not you
>lost 125lbs
>now poke fat people at work in their bellies
>tell them to loose some fucking fat
>give good advice if they are receptive
>if they get offended, tell them that I can say they are fat because I was fat
>just like niggers can say nigger
>tfw

>>37681775
>TACO

>>37681990
>>the weight limit for the ride was 250 but send him down anyways cause curious of his outcome
devilish

>>37674033
you should've chopped her head off and skull fucked her

>>37683487
>>if they get offended, tell them that I can say they are fat because I was fat
Can you really though?
I don't want HR escorting me out of the building

>>37675755
That's kinda sad... I'm glad you helped. No one should actually be in pain like that, even if she's morbidly obese

I'm just imagining that happening to someone I care about

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>>37676049

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>>37683608
I wouldn't know, HR doesn't give a fuck about doing anything where I work, they mostly have coffee breaks
Not that anyone would report me after I explain to them I'm entitled to make such remarks. After all it's their fat privilege to not be concerned with other people being fat and they should check it.

>>37681423

They simply do not have the body type for the clothing, it doesn't matter what size it is.

>>37676631
>BMI

STOP IT

>>37677195
Its only 69 cents for a pound of bananas. I can litterally buy 20 bananas for $5. Fatties need to realize that.

>>37680809
I don't get it

>>37676702
As a fellow non-military PTSD sufferer, I really appreciate your putting this perspective out here. I sometimes might get a little annoyed that most of the online resources seem to automatically assume that everyone is a soldier, but that by no means invalidates the diseases suffered by the men and women in uniform, and it's also not even their fault. I usually just take a deep breath and move on to something else.

>>37677683

> 4000 calories maintenance

fucking pro bbers don't even bulk on 4K calories you fucking piece of shit

>>37684154

I'm sorry to hear you suffer from PTSD anon. Military or non-military, it's still a horrible thing.

That's why I get so angry when the hambeasts and tumblrites claim it for their own stupid little annoyances. Like it's a trophy.

>>37677683
>Italy
>love food
That much is true. But, here is where the obesity is fucking with her head and making her delusional: they don't like fatties and they know something called "moderation".

>>37683104
dam that's pretty good.

>>37684609
It's a joke post. Why are so many people responding to this seriously? Can't they read?

>>37675755

Sounds like a ticket to snap city.
NEVER PICK UP THE OBESE!

http://www.npr.org/2015/02/04/382639199/hospitals-fail-to-protect-nursing-staff-from-becoming-patients

>>37677032
>>37677179
>>37677203

Good luck with that.

35% of men and 40% of women were obese as of 2014.
70.7% of adults age 20 years and over are overweight, including obesity. (2013-2014)

http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm

>>37674033

Ignore the fatty. Just enjoy your drink and your friends' company.

>>37676184

>The pic of the vet

I kek'd

>>37676262

It's not. That's the point of the picture.

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>>37677683

Italy is literally the thinnest country in western Europe. Look it up. Fatties are despised there.

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>>37677256

Yeah, if that's bravery, where's my medal of valor?

I am ashamed that there's a constant reminder of my weakest moment for everyone to see. Five or six more months until it gets cold enough for long sleeve shirts...

>>37685466
Just stop giving a fuck about others, or are you going to feel ashamed for the rest of your life?

>>37685522

It's on and off. Some days I don't give a shit, other days it feels like a tattoo that says "I'm broken and weak."

>>37681775
that's a gross human bean

>>37685466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug3g3F9gwGM

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>>37682089
unrealistic expectation here

>>37677116
> I have long debates with friends over the phone while pacing because I haven't been able to sit still while on the phone since we got cordless models when I was eight.

I do this as well, you don't even notice you're walking since you're on the phone, and boom 2 hours later you walked a ton without realizing it.

>>37685466
One time I went to a check up and I was embarrassed for the doctor to see my scars. She noticed, turned to me and said, vehemently: "There's nothing to be ashamed of. Your scars are just a symptom of your illness, like a fever or a cough."

It really helped.

>>37685466
Hahauhheuahuehauheauhe fucking weak willed faggot, what were you even thinking? Now you have to deal with the consequences of your actions for the rest of your life. Good job, retard, you did this to yourself voluntarily.

>>37685466
CRAWLING IN MY
R
A
W
L

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E

>>37683734
>Implying BMI in general isn't a good indicator.

If takes a really dedicated lifter to be overweight/obese on the bmi while low body fat. I feel like you're a fat lifter who is 20%+ bf and you don't feel youre fat because you can 1 rep your bodyweight on the bench.

>>37686198
all you need is body fat %, bmi is bullshit

>>37686228
That doesn't invalidate BMI though. It's also useful for knowing what size you are. I guess FFMI would be more correct.

>>37685598
Yeah, but they're nothing just a memento of past weakness.

>>37676482
I love the way her gut is resting on his head kek

>>37676482
She's so fat she looks like a random fat guy. Hell, her tits are even smaller than a guy her size's would be.

Must really suck to be a fat female and not even get bigger tits out of it.

>>37678665
You are one good human being, thank you for existing and growing out of that hell

>>37685466
Why did you cut yourself?

>>37674440
Your soldiers are just paid mutts out to look after the jew master's interest to be fair.

>>37676186
I dont claim to know how females work.
But pretty much 99.9% of guys would fuck an 8/10 girl in a heartbeat and an 8/10 man is orders of magnitude rarer cause you have to work for it so yeah i buy it.

>>37682982
Thank you. I try, but some days are rougher than others. I haven't had any violent outbursts in over two years, and I've only yelled out of anger three times in as much time, so I'm doing alright. Once more, thank you.

>>37684154
No worries, and thank you. I'm a bit surprised by the warm reception I've gotten here. Even if the coping mechanisms are aimed at soldiers, they work just as well for us civilians. I'm glad to hear that you're recognizing the things that upset you and moving on. What coping methods have you tried? I have a few that work for me, but they're pretty generic.

>>37684317
It's really hard for me to stay calm when people on tumblr are triggered by dumb shit like a color. Or a racist joke, or a naughty word. That shit is silly.

I consider myself a liberal, but it's often hard to proudly wear that title when I see people taking things too far. Cultural appropriation? But imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. Fat acceptance? Please no. It's ok if you're a little overweight, as long as you still fit into the devices mass produced for society, like chairs and the like. I'm totally on board for universal healthcare, free secondary schooling and better mental healthcare, but not everyone is racist, sexist, homophobic and out to get you. I also advocate for men's rights along divorce lines, and other legal matters.

>>37685466
Do you still cut, hun, or are those old scars? If you still do, try snapping a rubber band on your wrist instead.

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Did she fall through the floor?

>been lurking on /fit/ since 2011
>always drop by FPS/fat hate threads
>tell myself I'll never become like the fat fucks posted here
>get into college and gain weight over a few years
>lost all the weight I gained in the past four years in the past two months
>gonna start lifting soon

Thanks guys, threads like this, feels good, and CBT really keep me motivated

>>37686783
>godkin
that cant be sincere

I refuse to believe that 'godkin' is a new form of otherkin that these crazies identify as

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>>37686111
nuke this gay fuckin earth already

>>37680991
Oh fucking hell this is the same girl that did the fat version of the Victoria Secret's swimsuit photoshoot and said the model had long arms because she could reach across her body while her pudgy tubes of fat couldn't. Is she famous? Why is her face popping up more and more?

>>37678336
awesome teej picture
>>37686111
this is not real right

>>37686891
Obesity is a disease. It caused from overeating and is completely preventable, but it's still a disease. Just like 90% of lung cancer is associated with smoking. "Disease" does not mean "unpreventable".

>>37679649
>Not steamed

>>37681980
>Get jacked
>start parading house shirtless whenever you come over (assuming you don't live at home)
>Keep tell your brother about how awesome it is to be like how you are
Once he realizes his life is shit, he'll either get depressed and eat nothing for a whole year until he drops all the weight, or eat himself to the grave.

>>37674936
It's almost always trolls. Can't tell anymore when people are joking and when they're legit crazy in this world.

>>37682781
>third wave feminism
>hurr durr i wanna be politically correct
just call it feminism ffs

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>>37676482

I can't be the only one who sees something like this...

>>37674936
I dunno about the other 2 but I know for a fact the emo chick one is a joke.

>>37687043
You are, because those shapes aren't even remotely similar.

>>37686228
BMI is an effective metric for comparing and classifying the vast majority of human beings. As with most systems, there will be a few outliers that it can not account for, but those are few and far between. Any professional healthcare provider will be able to recognize these. We are not all special snowflakes.

>>37687010
That's an insult to the old school brand feminism that got women the right to vote.

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>>37676482

She has exactly the body of the average fat man

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>>37687043
Your brain is completely broken, mate

>>37682567
To be fair, she's a doctor or some shit.

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>>37686111
>>37686111

I don't even know what's satire and what's reality anymore

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>>37678149
>he loudly whispered"das da Phoenix"

>>37686588

I had planned on killing myself that day, but I broke down before it was time and just mad slashed from wrist to elbow. By the time I got to the bottom, I was annoyed that this clearly wasn't going to lead to my death, so I tried several slices in one spot (the bottom one) looking for a vein, but gave up. Had a nice three mile walk to the hospital that gave me plenty of time to think about how stupid I was. Only five stitches and five days in a psychiatric hospital.

>>37686703

I tried all the things they recommend; hot showers, cold showers, rubber band, etc. I don't think I'm the kind of self-harmer those things are for. I don't do it unless things are feeling extremely bad and then it's the only thing that brings it to an end.

One day, I tried to hold out and see if it would just pass, but after five hours of "woulda, coulda, shoulda" overthinking about every bad thing in my life, I got a little box of matches and proceeded to light, let it burn a few seconds, then extinguish on my arm, every one of them. The box said 32 matches, but there were only 31.

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>>37678336

Ladies and gentleman, the infatilization of America is now complete.

>>37684200
GOMAD RECOMMENDS 5000 CALORIES JUST TO START IF YOU'RE A SERIOUS BULKER
ARE YOU A SERIOUS BULKER? WHY AREN'T YOU EATING 10000 CALORIES A DAY ALL THE PROS DO AND THEY'RE JACKED AS SHIT BREH

>>37687315
When it get's real bad, I whip my back with a metal chain. Hurts like a mother-fucker, but doesn't leave a mark.

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>>37687315
>tfw you can't even kill yourself right

>>37687348
>Implying I'm not going to watch every single buddy-cop movie that comes out until I die

>>37686911
Chuck's
It has the trips of truth man. 100% real now.

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Isn't this supposed to be a fat hate thread?

>>37687315
Oh, damn, hun. Can you pinpoint the exact thing that causes you to feel the way you do when this happens?

>>37687315
>Not even knowing it's down the road, not across the street
Come on, mate. I'm glad you're at least trying to do better, though.

>>37687380

Hey now. I didn't even get to do it the way I wanted to. I was going to go for the old Roman suicide. Hot bath, bloodthinning drugs, cut longways down the visible veins.

>>37687404
Sorry about that.

>in mental hospital
>heavily drugged
>talk to cute girl
>make out with cute girl
>get caught and yelled at by nurses
>wake up next day and cute girl is not so cute
>she's at least 230lbs
>she still wants to fool around
>tries to stick my hand down her pants
>sprint away and crash into the drugs cart
>other patients dogpile to collect the fun drugs
>I get transferred to different ward

A different kind of sexual harassment started there, but that's a story for a different thread.

>>37687409

Feeling alone or the fear of being alone. That's what usually starts the spiral downward.

>>37687516
But you're never alone, Anon. No one has to be alone if he doesn't want to be, you just have to make an effort to put yourself out there.

>>37686910
She's a buzzfeed "actor"

>>37686198
Nah man I'm 5'11" with 12% bf and at 170 lbs if I reach my bulking goal if 180 I'd be overweight. Even now I'm close to it despite the fact that I'm in the best shape of my life. It probably didn't help though when both make and female BMI calculations were combined.

>>37687516
>Feeling alone or the fear of being alone.

OK, that's something we can work with. I'm gonna say some cheesy sounding shit, so bear with me.

The key to handling issues like depression, suicide ideation, PTSD, and OCD is taking the reigns back from them. When your thoughts spiral out of control, you have to take control of them. You can either break the thoughts down, and point out all the reasons why they're incorrect, or discard them entirely. I prefer the former, myself.

My adoptive mother beat it into me that I'm a worthless piece of garbage. Those thoughts still rear their ugly heads on occasion, and I have to remind myself that I'm in college, that I'm fixing everything she did to me, that she no longer gets to control me.

While you're working on your thought process, there are things you can do to combat those fears. Do you have family or friends you can talk to? Not necessarily about suicide ideation, but just in general? I know it's tough, and it can feel like no one understands, but things like this are more common than we allow ourselves to think.

What kept me from killing myself was thinking about whose day I would ruin if I did.

>>37687516

Correction: she was at least 290. I forgot that she was like 6'3".

>>37687551
>>37687682

I had a very emotionally abusive ex who knew about my problems and would take advantage of them. Suicide was my escape from her. She would threaten to claim abuse if I ever left her.

I was going to set the scene like I had a romantic bath set up for her with rose petals and candles, only for her to find me dead. A last revenge.

After I exited the hospital, I pitched my phone into the river nearby and moved to a different state and started over with no contact with her since then.

>>37687803
Well, I proud of you for getting out. Good on you.

>>37688109
>Keeping a food diary to count carbs, not calories
God damn it, why are people so stupid? I mean, she clearly doesn't have any willpower anyway, but still.

>>37688109
>20 carbs
>daily goal
What? Grams? Ounces?

>>37686783
>straighr from heaven
Apparently she forgot that in all major religions that refer to the good afterlife place as "heaven" say that gluttony is a major sin.

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>>37687313
Glad someone likes it, I was pretty pissed in the moment, but I look back and laugh.

>>37688396
>Barns and Noble
>Barns
At least she's finally admitting to being a piggy.

>>37688396

>Assault rifle beneath a trenchcoat

I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for 500 Alex.

>>37688283
she ment crabs

>>37688396
At what point does disturbing abuse go from tragic to epic? I think she reached that point that day, in the end you just need to be able to laugh at yourself and then you'll never be depressed.

>>37687348
implying most "adult" media isnt twice as retarded as the stuff they make for kids

>>37675755
>I hate seeing an animal in pain, so I help
lulz

>>37678811
How does shit like this not scare people into loosing weight.

>>37684053
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engine_knocking
it fucks up yer engine

>>37689015
Do you know Bill from King of the Hill? On some episodes he finally shapes his shit up and gets it together. Then the very next episode he's still the fat, lazy Bill Dauterive we all know and hate. It's sort of like that. They'll try for like a week, two weeks maybe. Then they realize how hard it is to change your habits and slowly slide back to how they were before. It takes willpower to change yourself and become a different person than you were yesterday, and unfortunately, if most whales had any willpower, they wouldn't be whales in the first place.

>>37687043
yeahhh I dont see it

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>>37676482
>didileavethestoveon.jpg

>>37686228
BMI is the most genius system ever for the average human
quetelet was a math god

>>37674033
he is skinny as far as bodyfat goes. and just because she doesn't want to date a guy that looks completely different from her, doesn't mean she thinks shes better than him (she might, neither of us know). maybe she just knows a guy like that probably lives a lifestyle much different than her own and the thought disturbs her. i mean most people are probably skinny compared to her. most of us who are sane do tend to look for mates that are somewhat similar to ourselves. I'd be more concerned if she was all up on it, as if it was a good match in her head.

>>37674440
>>37674440
trying too hard to be "ooo look at me, I'm edgy and hate females". sex doesn't have anything to do with these issues- my great grandmother was a medic in WWI, she probably saw more shit than most guys will in their lifetimes. and this board has plenty of proof that males can also be whiny, annoying bitches.

>>37688109
it really is an addiction

>>37689124
Except most fat women won't even give fat women a second glance. They all want Chad's dick, because even though they have strict standards for men, supposedly it doesn't work the other way around and any man should be glad a woman even gives him the time of day, even when said woman is a 2/10 at best.

>>37689201
Fuck, that should be "most fat women won't give fat men a second glance."

>>37689201
And the reason they are able to do that is because MEN actually make that statement true through being thirsty idiots who'd rather fuck a 2/10 than no one at all.

>>37689281
I guess. A lot of men actually have standards, though. I have no idea how some of these 500+ pound fucks have families who take care of them and see to their every whim.

>>37686111
The doctor didn't even say "lose weight"

He said don't eat shit.

>>37688536

oh lord

>>37689535
If it makes you feel better, she's dead now.

>>37686111

>This is ridiculous. I AM healthy.

Well, you're having unbearably painful heartburn, so it doesn't sound like it.

>>37689720
>That Larry the Cable Guy commercial for Prilosec OTC
>Complaining about frequent heartburn
I hate people that go straight for the meds whenever there's something even remotely wrong with them, especially something that could be fixed this easily. You have frequent heartburn because you eat like a fucking pig. Fix the way you eat and you will be both heartburn and medication free.

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>>37674033

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>>37689828
God damn it, Google.

>>37689875
>those similar images results

>>37674109

I don't get this pic. I think drinking 300 gallons of water in 6 years isn't absurd. Am i missing something?

>>37689988
She thinks all her fat is water weight.

>>37689761
I used to work in a pharmacy.
Every day we'd get fatties coming in to get their heartburn medication and toothpaste curtesy of the NHS. Yes, their diets were so shit that dentists would prescribe them fucking toothpaste. This is what your money is spent on! I'd say about 80% of the people who came in were there for diabetes and heartburn medicine.

>>37676049
>not weighing as much as three of your peers

C'MON SON

>>37687043
its time to go back ET

>>37676932
>spray butter

tell me this exists outside of the USA

>>37680706
>>37681432

my dad is disappointed in me,and with good reason,this video actually motivated me to not be a piece of shit

>>37689875
>That file name.

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>>37681990
>without getting his drink wet

>>37690569
I have actually never heard of spray butter, though we do have EZ-Cheez, so I'm not that surprised.

>>37679893
>welfare queen marries pig
>pig is fucking several dudes while he's away
>pig loses weight ready to leave him
>pig is now ready to find a new mate
>welfare queen will owe her money the rest of his life

Kek