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>>37667563
Dubs FL gf

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JB FL 18yo GF

>>37667598
>FL 18yo GF
whatever happened to half age plus 7?
degeneracy

>>37667500
>>37667536
Someone pls

>>37667617
see >>37667653

>>37667617
>>37667665
what are the biggest benefits? How much does it cost for a months worth for you? What are the downsides if any?
Questions about MK to bae in other thread

>>37667679
see >>37667653

guys please help
im in week 8 of my test-e 500mg cycle and got a minor shoulder injury. should i quit my cycle and how many kcal should i eat from maintenance? Also how stupid would it be to start my cut now even tho i cant work out properly and soon will be dealing with low test/pct?

>>37667661
Downsides are increased hunger which is mostly mitigated by dosing before bed. Benefits are to many to list. Just Google the benefits of growth hormone.

>>37667728
Keep pinning and just do legs and core. I've been dealing with a shoulder that needs surgery since college. You'll get used to it feeling and sounding like a bag of marbles

>>37667555
spot the manlet

>>37667728
Might as well finish your cycle just don't aggrevate your injury working out like you said

I probably wouldn't recommend cutting purely on the basis of maintaining cals to heal up faster

>>37667751
>You'll get used to it feeling and sounding like a bag of marbles
My shoulder's kind of fucked too. It's usually not to bad, but every once in a while it's a bit grindey.

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>>37667760
i said stop it

>>37667665
Nah

>>37667788
>88
>trips then dubs

Meme magic at work, ill stop bb

>>37667710
Someone's got sand in her cunt

>>37667749
That sounds like a benefit to me...if im blasting high tren more appetite would be wonderful, rather than the acid shit I got last time which killed my appetite

>>37667398
Who'd you order from? BSP or pharma?

>>37667751
>>37667770
Thanks guys, will finish my cycle then and go back to maintenance. Im on +500kcal now so will prob lose some fat anyway

>>37667781
Glucosamine and chondroitin help a bit if you aren't already taking them

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>>37667813
Oh it will definitely make you hungry.

>>37667788

>667788

manlet going rampage with those jerrbears

>>37667844
I was for a while, then I ran out and have been to lazy to get more.

I should because i've only go the one body. But on the other hand a spiffy metal joint sounds cool. Like I'd be a cyborg.

>>37667859
I'll keep asking if it's ok in pct so sandycunt will keep reeeing kek

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>>37667859
Her abs are uncanny valley for me for some reason

topgearforyou deleted their reddit account?
anyone know anything about this?

>>37667770
how do I compensate for being 5'6

>>37667887
I've been debating just that for 6 years. I just don't want to sit around for 6 months to a year being unable to lift. I also wouldn't be able to work due to the nature of my job

>>37667915
crying

>>37667915
Buy a jeep and up the dose

Or stop caring about other people's opinion and be your own person

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Do you guys think pic related is qter than estp?

>>37667942
No estp has that whole junkie whore thing going on that makes me want to fertilize her

>>37667813
another downside is bloat, quite a considerable amount

>>37667942
No.

White and blonde is hamster race.

>>37667915
Stop giving a fuck about it?

Confidence breh

Fake it til you make it nobody cares as much as you do

>>37667942
She has something weirdly mesmerizing about her face -- like how they say they use people with unusual features to model; I think she could for that reason

I like brown eyes too they have depth, mine seem so shallow

But she's gotta work out dat underbite

>>37667970
what like the bodybuilders with a massive gut? Or just a bit of water retention? That massive gut look is dreadful

>>37667915
Have a huge penis.

>>37667918
>6 months to a year being unable to lift.
Yeah that's the part that worries me too. My senpai's got a history of bad joints. Mostly knees and hips.

I think I'm just going to hold out until I can get two done at once. lol

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>>37667942

Estp has a slutty face, not a qt one.

>>37667987
no
water retention is between the skin and the muscles, looks like fat p much

>>37667942
I have a cousin who looks eerily similar to this.
I keep having to do a double take to make sure it's not a pic of her.

>>37667991
Exactly
Don't you just want to gag her on your dick gottam

>>37667987
Roid gut is from growth mones usually not the same as bloat

>>37667991
>slutty face

Is this a thing?

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>>37667915

>>37668008
Introduce me to her plz

>>37668018
It's the "shove your cock down my throat" look in your eyes

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>>37667822
God bless

>>37667942
She has softer features. I like strong cheek bones.

>>37668018
Your face/hair/makeup screams "I LOVE COCK AND SEMEN"

>>37668018
yeah and we're talking about mk677 which increases growth hormone hence the question

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>>37668018
yes

>pic related

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>>37667912
I don't know anything about it but the number of sources that have gone MIA is sketchy mostly because they've all done so within the past month or two.

>>37667915
10" cock. No girl with care about your height if you're a tripod.

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>>37667915
Some women will be put off. I'm 6'2 and it doesn't even cross my mind when a guy is a foot shorter than me. No homo.

>>37668029
Sure. You live in California?

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>>37668018
>>37668058

another example

>>37668018
It's teh fan, it's a dead give away that you're a raging whore.

But it's ok, we love whores.

I do find it funny that we have guys here who fuck as many women as possible and a dude who fuck men for a living and yet we all hate the one female whore

>>37668068
Shit bro I do, SD

>>37668042
>>37668058

Oh. Bedroom eyes. I think I understand

>>37668052
Ahh for some reason I thought you were talking about tren

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>>37668043
>God bless
Shit I didn't even notice.

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>>37668071
>>37668058
>>37668018

but dont be sad, males can have it too (which probably translates to douchey/jerky etc, for males)

>pic related

>>37668085

A sluttier version of bedroom eyes

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Holy hell paused diddlylifts kill my spinal erectors.

>>37668080
>it's the fan

I knew it

>yet we all hate the one female whore

It's still 4chan in the end, I can't expect anything less

>>37668096
>>37668097
I think I grasp the idea

Like how you can tell someone's a pussy by the way they walk

Cock hither body language

>>37668083
lol I'll be sure to let her know a random guy on the internet wants to meet her.

>>37668096
I'd shove my cock down his throat.
No homo.

>>37668111
start with hips lower and straighten yo back famalam
applying some torque on the floor with your feet helps to engage the glutes more as well

>>37668126
T-thanks, tell her y-you t-too

>>37668123
>cock hither
You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

>>37668096
holy fuck, how do i into this mode?

one of the best bodies i've seen in a while

>>37667892
Ya she's a bit much. Limited pic selection on my phone.

Guys, did my first injection ever
i'm nervous as fuck now, hope did not mess something up
did in glutes

>>37668192
You're fine

Thighs easiest desu

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>>37668018
>>37667348
>look smoother
They look juicy af

>slutty face
>Is this a thing?
Ofc it is, what do you think the juicy af lips are for

>>37668043
>I like strong cheek bones.
Amen

>>37668192
the injection site will defientely be very sore, maybe your whole muscle will be sore and hurt a bit, but even then. its normal and nothing to worry about

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>>37668192
RIP

>>37668135
It's a good soreness. Fatigue and not incorrect form bby.

>>37668160
Also shamelessly kekd

This'll be my 2nd favorite saying bested only by 'you suck like a five cent whore who just got tipped a bill' but eh

>>37668206
I called dibs on her mouth

>>37668192
Get used to limping for a while.

>>37668216
yes but "good soreness" means theyre limiting the amount of weight you could be lifting, meaning your form isnt optimal

>>37668229
Don't act like you couldn't deepthroat a horse
Ily

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>>37668231
>Implying DHB and I aren't going to be sending her round and round the globe for endless recycling

>>37668192
What did you pin and how many cc's? Hope you don't like sitting down or walking correctly, but other than that, you'll be fine my dude

>>37668258
As long as I get to break her in

>>37668262
Test e 250ml.
>>37668232
>>37668215
i don't care about pain, i'm just worried about pinning it in the wrong place, hope i did not do that. Definitely was not a nerve, cause i felt no pain.
I'm just not sure my aspiration went super fine.. but saw no blood
how do i know if i did it in not muscle?

>>37668258
W H O
H
O

>>37668288
>how do i know if i did it in not muscle?

YOU'LL DIE

Naah, you won't really know desu. Thigh is the easiest place in terms of locating the muscle, but I always pin VG.

>>37668192
Virgin flesh is always a bit sore after being broken in, but your ass will learn to love it.

;)

>>37668288
How long was the pin? As long as you aren't a fatty, 1" should definitely hit muscle.

>>37668321
but thigh is a lot more painful, i've heard
but let's say i injected it in a blood vessel, what will happen?
also, what if i did not hit muscle but something else? (anything else even left?), like fat? but i used 1.5 inch needle, doubt i got that much fat

>>37668332
aint a fatty and used 1.5 inch, went in like 3/4, or 3/5
hope did not hit a blood vessel, because not sure about aspiration, it was hard to pull back

>>37668335
>more painful
nope

>hit a vein
Might raise your heart rate for a bit

>fat
Stop sweating it

>>37668343
If it was hard to pull back, it was muscle. I promise that you are fine

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>pin quad for the first time in nearly 2 weeks last night
>no pain injecting
>should have learnt by now if I can feel the pin I'll feel the pip
>leg is now very sore
No swell though so I'm okay, it'll be gone in a day or two at worst.

Keen to use the sdrol again tonight
I'm feeling that 20mg is comparable to 50-60mg of dbol
So I'll keep using 20 for a week and then up the dose to 30 and see how it feels before dropping it for a few weeks

>>37668351
>nope
really? I was going for thigh, but after googling, i said fuck it and went for a glute
>Might raise your heart rate for a bit
well, dont feel it at all, so i guess i'm fine, or it's not instant?
>Stop sweating it
well, it wont have any effect or it's just not that bad?

sorry for asking retarded questions, i'm just nervous

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>>37668367
>I'm feeling that 20mg is comparable to 50-60mg of dbol
That ain't no true Sdrol imo

>>37668365
t-thanks :3

How does one break into the young roided up jock group in the gym? they look so friendly but so intimidating

>>37668379
Everyone is nervous their first time. Don't worry. Pinning quads is GOAT I'm my opinion, followed by ventroglute.

When you aspirate, if you get a lot of suction (hard to pull back) and some bubbles, you are in muscle. It's harder to fuck up than you think. I've pierced veins, blood vessels, and nerves before, the latter being the worst. I'm still alive for what it's worth. Just expect to be really sore for a week or so. After the first pin in a muscle, the PIP gets less bad every time.

>>37668403
ask for the occasional spot now and then, then ask to work in etc.

>>37668403
ask them if you can help with pre-workout slin pinning

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You guys do realize that you will have to fight ESTP's boyfriend if you wanna have any chance of tapping that. He's a pretty tough guy.

>>37668403
Suck their cocks

>>37668418
>>37668403
or the post workout protein exchange in the showers

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>>37668160
pic related

>>37668206
Lips are another plus

>>37668258
Kek

>>37668319
The WHO can fuck off she's clean.

I think..

>>37668414
the only needles i can get are 22g 1.5 inch, will thighs be fine?
will try the next glute the second time, cause i hate imbalance, but after that, should i go for thighs?

>>37668380
Real sdrol is increasingly more rare.

>>37668422
God I want to punch that faggot out

>>37668096
didn't this guy post in CBT

>>37668422
I don't really think trudeau would come to jane & finch, we could meet up at city hall or something

estp what would you do it someone from /fraud/ or /fit/ recognized you?

>>37668486
yes and he is natty to, total chad

>>37668444
Were you the guy that posted yesterday about 22g? Yeah, they are fine for thighs/quads.

Do yourself a favor though, use a different needle to draw and inject with. You'll be surprised how much the stopper can dull the pin.

When you pin quads, sit down, extend your leg out resting it on your heel, flex your quad, and find the tallest point on the muscles head. Around that is where you want to pin.

>>37668417
This.
>failing at bench while gymbro is lifting
>he runs across the gym and spots me on the last rep
>tfw he looks me in the eye and tells me he'll always be there for me.

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>>37668512
awwww

>>37668422
>dating baby tru
Not even I knew I could sink this low

>>37668379
Nothing bad will happen you're good

Try thigh next time and see what you think I never bothered with glute injection too cumbersome more pip

>>37668499
>estp what would you do it someone from /fraud/ or /fit/ recognized you?

Take their money? And maybe deny it depending on the circumstances

>>37668511
to be honest, i felt no pain, like a little bit, but that's it.
nothing too much, so i doubt bthere's need for other needles.
Thank mate :3
Got aromasin on hand, plan to start E3.5D after week 4 and then adjust

nolva for pct

>>37668417
>>37668418
>>37668425
>>37668429
Thanks bros. Will give all of the above a go, no homo

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>>37668527
>Not even I knew I could sink this low
Just dump him bb. It's all uphill from here

>>37668459
comparing sdrol to dbol is comparing apples to oranges imo
like what is the equivalent of 100 mg anadrol in anavar?

>>37668527
you should buy a vagina mold and sell ESTP fleshlights

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>>37668459
Got 100g of it, tested by jano at like 98+% purity.

Shat on my liver after like a week cause I didn't take tudca, thought I could handle it short term

>>37668584
Lmao pussyfag

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>>37668628
Also messed with my digestion, that's when I had the bed shitting experience :(

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>>37668638
Lmao story please. Never shit the bed. Pissed myself a few times when I was shit faced though.

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nigga i love coming to /fraud/. im not roiding myself, but you guys are like a big swole family. everyones chillin here and telling stories and helping out each other.

cool af

>>37667563
are these mk677's being sold on ebay with amazing reviews from everyone legit? I live in the UK and roids are legal here but selling them isnt. Maybe its different for mk677 as its not a steroid...so it can be sold on something like ebay?

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>>37668683
Bulking on 2 pounds of pizza a day and sdrol. Stomach couldn't take it.

Fart ended up being a shit, rip.

I was but the pioneer. In the next 2 months Coach and Alb followed.

>>37668638
I remember that story
>tfw still haven't pooped my pants
>tfw I'll never be a cool kid

>>37668691
Agreed. That and all the ass and tits pics are why I started coming.

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>>37668743
Lol nice. How many pizzas is two lbs of pizza? I get the hookup at papa johns and I can get any large pizza for $8. Pretty boss, ate a pizza a day for several months once and got to my strongest ever albeit my fattest ever.
Finally got a shipping update chaps. USPS never again.

>>37668782
Did the same thing on my first natty bulk. Pizza is the best bulking food.

>my dad is 6'1
>mom is 5'6
>>>i am 5'9

>probably because my fucking moms father is 5'8 and his father is 5'5

Like why would my ancestors fuck a 5'5 guy it is fucking stupid

>>37668828
welp

>mom is 5'5"
>dad is 5'8"
>im 5'11"

dodged a manlet bullet right there

>>37668828
5'5 was like 5'10 in the 40s.

>>37668743
First time in my life brah. I never saw it coming.

>>37668782
2 pizzas

>>37668828
>tfw 6 4"
>tfw Gf is 6'
You're welcome future children

>>37668828

>mom is 5'5
>dad is 5'4
>I'm 5'11

Either i got really lucky or my mom fucked the milkman

>>37667563
do you guys really stick to the on-off wait time when b/c? Im tempted to get back on in a couple of weeks but really i would need another month to wait if i were to spend as long off as i spent on

>>37668828
>>37668862
>mom is 5'4
>dad is 5'9
>i'm 6'1, size 16 shoe

thank you god

>>37668932
Except when she cheats on you with a 5'5 jamal and gives birth to a manlet tyrone

>>37668949
>projection
>I'm single because all women are whores

>>37668949
>cheating on a 6'4 roided god

i dont see it famalam

>>37668971
Maybe she wants tender loving after being tren fucked by a roidbeast everyday. lol

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>>37668810
I dunno about BEST bulking food but it will get the job done lol.
>>37668913
>2 pizzas
I don't know if I could eat two in a day lol. I mean I physically could but I would get sick of it so fast.>>37668935
>do you guys really stick to the on=off wait time when b/c?
I do but I can't speak for the rest of these yolos

I'm a 19 year old with low test, shit genetics (gyno + wide hips) and thinking about taking steron. Is there a safe way to go about this without fucking my shit up? I already have mild ED too, and acne. Most days I think about killing myself.

>>37668987
I haven't ran tren since we met. I don't want to fuck our relationship up kek

>>37668968
just banter lad, chill ;)

I'm sure your gf is VERY happy with you

>>37669001
/r/steroids/wiki

>>37669001
Test will increase your quality of life if anything. I'm assuming you've gotten bloods done since you're claiming Low T. If you're just assuming it, I suggest getting bloods done before making a decision. Follow proper AI protocol and PCT if you plan to come off, and you'll be fine

>>37669024
I've never gotten bloods taken but my bone structure and gyno amongst other things lead me to believe I suffer from low test

>>37669024
Also, what kind of a cycle should I look at? I'm willing to do research, but are there any compounds I should be avoiding/vice versa? I know shit like Anavar can permanently shut down natural test production and that scares the shit out of me but I'm sick of feeling like this

>>37669058
>I'm willing to do research
There is your answer. Find out what is best for you based on your goals. I always suggest starting with test only so you can recognize the sides before adding more compounds, but it's your life to Yolo

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Didn't there used to be like three stickies that had links provided? One for roid use, another for this orange pill that made you loose a pound of fat a day, and something else? What happened to those?

>>37668993
That might be a bit hypberbolic.

>>37669006
Tren made me understand what it's like to have a period. Except it lasts for months. lol

>>37669079
>roids
B&'d

>weight loss pill
Dnp generals disappeared lately tho

>>37669129
Arent dnp threads also getting removed?

>>37669144
It seems like it

>>37669079
not stickies, just generals

DNP generals are getting removed and our threads were also getting removed when we included our pastebin

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let's say you're going on a nice 500mg test-e a week cruise .... what ancillaries do you have ready?

>>37668732
Should be fine. I've bought it off eBay before

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>>37667942
I'm having a hard time choosing.

>>37669227
Pic related is obviously cuter, ESTP looks like the type of girl that sucks off any guy she sees

>>37667584
Anon with the torn shoulder from last thread.

That was why I was thinking deca to start, everything I've read says it's pretty fucking good for joints. I just can't stand the snail pace I'll be at starting out again. I know it won't take a long time to get it back because muscle memory but goddamn I want to be fucking sculpted again, ya dig? Dbol/deca/ test e bulk then shred with the tren/ test p/ mast/ Winnie. If I did go natty for a bit to build strength first, if I did a high cal bulk with intense training 6 days a week for 6 weeks, think that'd be enough time so I could start my cycle again

>>37669192
500 a week is too big for cruise. You only need 100 - 200. That is all you need. Do not listen to these know nothing fucks who will say otherwise. Save the big doses for when you are actually running a stack/cycle. And you will need to keep any run of the mill aromatase inhibitor around. If your nipples get sensitive or puffy....start taking it. But the first thing you need to do is study more because you don't know what you are doing.

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>>37667598
>>37667584
So, I've decided taking an SSRI was/is a pretty fucking great decision for me. I feel like I'm on a medium roll 24/7, and I've just been getting more and more manic, boundless energy, dancing all the time and my personality is exploding.

I saw the 18yo again today, I went back to ignoring her, all the while having a full blown manic episode dancing, joking around, singing 3 Doors Down, film quotes and ad-libbing movie trailers. I guess ignoring her is working, she actually seemed to get kind of pissed to begin with, but when me and my friend were leaving she said bye to me and asked if we were going off to "have girl talk", I just laughed and waved bye to her without looking back. I decided today I'm not going to gratify her anymore by pursuing her, I've already siphoned off the energy I currently feel from the experience and will continue to do so as long as she wants to keep playing games, I'm not going to go along with it.

>>37669337
First off, what kind of injury is it? Rotator cuff? Labrum? Etc

I have always wondered if the amount of steroids you need to take varies with your body mass. Do I need to take more as someone who is smaller than me?

>>37669381
I'm glad you're in a happy place big man

>>37669385
I tore it to fucking shreds wrestling in high school. Ive had two surgeries. Basically the entire joint is fucked, and pushing my bench up 50 lbs over the course of 3 months just fucking wrecked it, to the point I couldn't lift it. Doctor recommended reconstruction but fuck that noise, I'm not sitting out like a fucking year. I'll do that shit when I'm older, not at 26. So, pretty severe injury overall, this time around I'm definitely going to take it a bit easier when I'm upping weight.

>>37669306

She's a heroin addict, she would suck you off for a fiver.

>>37669368
why would a beginner need to stack? I'm currently running just dbol and gains are plenty.

>>37669436
You obviously missed the point of that post. Why would a beginner need to cruise at 500 mg per week? Why would a beginner take dbol without a base of test? Because they do not know what the fuck they are doing.

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>>37669381
Where do you work that you are constantly dancing? And good job blowing off that sloot.

>>37669430
This is pretty much my exact situation, plus 1 year of age. Want to know a secret to shoulder health? You won't like it...

Stop benching with a bar and only use dumbbells. Having free range of motion will keep it in good health. Being locked into position puts a lot of stress on it, as well as added wear and tear.

>>37669466
Or, minus one year rather. Fuck I hate aging

>>37669430
>>37669466
Slingshot might make it a lot safer?

>>37669403
It doesn't vary

>>37669432
I quit heroin

Now I'm just a other drugs addict

>>37669463
I'm a cook at a restaurant.

>>37669466
S-so-so no more benching? Oh boy. I fucking hate my shoulder, and I don't want it to get in the way of me getting huge again. Do you think running test e/dbol/deca would be a good bet? I o my really have a lot of experience with tren a, mast, Winnie, test p and e, and anavar. I don't really know a lot about dbol or deca, but from talking to some of my homies and reading up it seems like that'd be a good way to go. How do the two stack together? And thanks I appreciate it.

>>37669466
>Stop benching with a bar and only use dumbbells
Truth. Mine hasn't got so bad that I don't usually use the bar, but If I fuck up and overdo it for a bit, it's back to dumbells for a few weeks.

>>37669512
Yeah I've been off heroin for about 6 months, relapsed when I fucked my shoulder up. Lifting was the only thing that kept me clean for a year before that, I'm hoping it does the same for me again. I always despise myself post-relapse. Juice helps.

>>37669531
Goddamn. Thanks for the advice breh. I'll do solely dumbbell at least til it strengthens up then see how it feels. Also sucks that I just moved to a new city so I need to find some juicy mother fuckers to lift with.

>>37669512
can i fuck my slave while she eats you out pls

>tfw kept missing PR bench on blast but hit it today after 2 weeks on cut

what the fuck is wrong with my body

>>37669521
I mean, you can if you want, but you'll never go truly heavy without wrecking your shoulder more. It wasn't worth it for me, so I usually warm up with bbell, and switch to dumbbells for sets. Deca will help tremendously with joint pain, but it's not going to "cure" it. When you come off, it will still be there. You'll notice and ease in pain in 3 weeks or so once you start it. In the meantime, get some glucosamine and chondroitin

>>37669403
>>37669512
Yes it does vary. Bigger person needs more juice to get the same levels. It doesn't matter all that much though

>>37668949
at least manlet tyrone will have a bbc

>>37669533
I don't know it's amazing and all but there are other drugs I like more for the cost/without crazy withdrawal

Good on you for the clean streak though. I've been offered juice to help cold turkey withdrawals but I've never taken it up. Imo whatever gets you where you want to be. Lots of friends on it too

>>37669571
Yeah, I know deca won't cure it, but if it helps I'm definitely down for it. And those two you mentioned don't even ring the slightest sort of bell for me. Any chance you could direct me somewhere that'd give me a better idea how I should run them?

>>37669516
Nice. Restaurants have been some of my most fun jobs ever.

>>37669568
Well I am impressed by your mastery of her

>>37669577
I don't believe you

Pinned Delts first time ( tren+ testp)
No pip after 6 hours. Maybe slightly sore but I did shoulders.
Feels good man

>>37669611
They're supplements, you can pick them up at any vitamin store

>>37669629
Delts are easy to pin
Always my go to spot if I'm having a bad day and pin cushion my leg without getting the meddle in properly

>>37669590
Yeah, idk. When I finally started to get clean around 2.5 years ago my body was just wrecked. Started out on just test p to see how it felt, then threw in tren ace and mast. A year later I was fucking large, started a cut and threw in some Winnie and goddamn I finally felt good enough about myself to stay clean. Shits still tough though, recently moved back to Ohio and now I'm just back to where I used to run dope and its fucking everywhere and I'm getting miserable.

>>37669639
I should have been less lazy and googled that. Thanks for the input dude

came home today, slave was sleeping peacefully, laid down and cuddled w/ her. She appreciated that.

Gotta show them affection every once in a while.

>>37669619
I'll order her to obey your commands too

should be a fun time bby

Today is such a boring day lads, almost considering hitting the casino for shits n giggles....got a haircut, went shopping for food. Was hoping for some fuck but thats not gonna happen it seems.

>>37669670
No problem man. Good luck rehabbing that shoulder!

>>37669456
The only reason given for stacking is always that it is a "the sum is more of the parts"-situation were you can take less of both (fewer sides) and have more effect than taking each individually. Is there more to it?

>>37669730
>got a haircut
What'd you get?

>>37669847

basically "the zyzz" but a lot shorter. I think I might go back and get something else done soon. These chicks im talking to seem to think a ryan gosling look would go good on me. Although I'm thinking about waiting, I think my face is looking a bit bloaty.

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>>37669702
ur depressing me with this slave talk

>tfw you'll never have your own slave
>tfw ESTP will never be your slave

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>>37669512
Do you live in NYC or are you poor?

>>37669878
Shes a leaf

>>37669887
>>37669878
I hope my autism kicks in if I ever run into her

>>37668403
"Yo what's good guys, see you around here a lot. My name is anon, I suck massive cocks. What are you guys working today?"

>>37668422
He looks like squidward. However, I don't think squidward could handle the sheer amount of cock this guy sucks on a daily basis.

>>37669144
Weird, the shit is safe. Works pretty well, ordered some and I can't wait. Got great gains just phat.

>>37669992
>the shit is safe

not when you dont know what youre doing, and alot of people don't

>>37670025

This.

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>>37669887
You mean because she shakes like delicate foliage during drug withdrawals? Like a malnourished topiary?

>>37669896
It will. You smell like jizz.

>>37669619
i want to beat your bf's ass and impregnate you

So lads, there's this nerdy qt3.14 at my gym who's been talking to me. She's definitely a bit younger, shes not super hot but she just has that QT look. Only issue is she has a boyfriend. He's really nerdy himself and scrawny. Should I go in for the kill and yolo fuck him over?

>>37670064
Cuck him, have him learn lifes most important lesson early on. Then dump the girl and make her run back to him. Also, teen pussy is best pussy

>>37670075

I will try my hardest senpai. He will learn the lesson I have already learned. Better to get it out of the way early.

>>37670064
>nerdy qt3.14
Listen to the tren and tell yourself that you're probably the most attractive guy who's ever talked to her.

It works better than it should lol

>>37670075
>Cuck him
Definitely

>>37670117

Only another week on tren. Gotta make the best of it. Lol

I am several kinds of robotripping now so if anything I say doesn't make sense, good luck senpai

>>37669651
Yeah moving back to old romping grounds does a lot of ex addicts in

Good luck to you though bro, good on you for improving yourself too

Thinking about moving again? Come to cancuck land I'll keep you clean kek

>>37669702
If I had plane ticket money I'd be there

>>37669867
If you drop the pessimism anything can happen

>>37669878
I'm Canadian eh

>>37669896
Wot province eh

>>37670046
Yes that's how I'm akin to a leaf

>>37670054
Justin Trudeau bf?

>>37670064
Naw bro it up with him. Give him pointers and advice. Spot him when he lifts. Doubly so when his gf is around.

Either he'll get strong and you'll have a bro for life, or he'll become super self conscious and and lash out in resentment driving the gf away. Then you can scoop the gf up still be the good guy.

>>37670148

Post selfies you druggie.

>>37670164

I don't need a bro.

This does sound like good idea though, ill invite them to workout with me. Rofl

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>>37670148
but you're a prostitute :(, the whole point of owning a slave is that they make you money, not waste all of it

>>37670167
Don't forget to tell her she's a disgusting worthless slut.

Girls dig that.

>>37670148
>justin Trudeau bf?
him or the not bf with the secret cuck fetish
honestly i just wanna dominate the fuck out of your mouth while he watches helplessly

>>37670196

Do they really? I love talking like that during sex.

>>37670185
Something about that bitch disgusts me

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>>37669702
does she have a little sister she has control over that she would lend to me

>>37670164
>>37670178
No NO, DONT DO THIS. Making his girlfriend leave him is GUARANTEED way to make him forget about women and focus on getting big, hes one step ahead of others since he's going to the gym already, he just needs that last little push.

Like I said in my first post, teach him life's biggest lesson early.

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>>37670217
have some more then

>>37670167
Nah I'm not super intradasted in mega derailing the thread with my selfies so anons can tell me to kill myself, say they'll cum all over me, or yell about how much they don't care about ESTP well stroking their hate boner

At least not right now

>>37670185
Oic
Putting me in any financial management position will be a gamble, I'll give you that. Like a roller-coaster. Make you money, spend it all on drugs and slutty outfits, rinse repeat. Such is life with a sociopath I hear

>>37670227
>tfw your corpse will never be the best azusa
Kek

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>>37670148
>if I had plane ticket money I'd be there
my slave has enough money to fly you out on a private jet

;;;)))

>>37670196
>>37670204
>tfw starting to convince normie gf to act like slave; had her wear buttplug around all day under skirt w/o underwear on
>tfw she's wearing a collar around at home now too

Literal P.I.M.P. when

>>37670227
she has control over her old masters daughter (12 when they started fucking, 15 now)

>that fuggin webm
It's a lot more tame than this desu, she makes dinner and brings it to me, I pet her and show appreciation to her, maybe let her suck my cock a little bit while I eat and before she gets to eat her food

>>37670253
If your slave wants to be my all expenses paid sugar momma I'm not going to say no ;^)

>>37670253
STOP THIS

my jerrbears demand it

Does anyone know what stacks looked like for the old school elite powerlifters? They were Xbox hueg.
We're they just popping dbol like candy and pinning high doses?

>>37670204
Depends on the girl.
Usually not a great opener though.

>>37670253
>>tfw starting to convince normie gf to act like slave
Mirin sick slave gains.

>>37670253
>>37670269
soon catpiss will have a fullblown harem going on

you're nearly jerry-level alpha, keep at it

>>37670242

But I also want him to stay small forever. I dont wanna help him.

>>37670272
Your dubfu is weak anonsan.

>>37670281

I'm a bdsm. All the girls into my shit are giant whores with daddy issues. I just want a loyal one.

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>>37670292
kys tBh familia

>>37670293
no it isn't

>>37670280
I don't think they were pinning high but yeah they were literally popping dbol like candy it was even legal

>>37670286
Ja, he's living the dream

>>37670292
just fuck her then
no bs making friends and shit

>>37670148
Shit dude Canada would be better than Ohio ha. What're the juice laws like up north? And yeah being back here's been tough but I'm doing the goddamn thing. No more shooting dope, a lot more pinning tren ha.

>>37670319

why the fuck would I ever want to help anyone? I help my friends, not random small beta faggots i see in the gym. Not worthy famalam.

>>37670301
>I'm a bdsm
You mean a dom? Or do you sub too?

>>37670319
Trips have spoken>>37670333

>>37670350

dom only. Like real rough kinky shit.

>>37670253
>15
too old
Once you knock her up let me know

>>37670301
Daki bro

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>>37670269
My slave does what I want if thou catcheth thy drift
>pic related

>>37670281
thanks breh

dominance flexes to failure daily and you too can have sick slave gains

>>37670286
>fullblown harem
god one could hope

let's see total tally now is
>legit slave
>16y/o teenie who likes pet play and who I walk around the house as a kitten and play with, very in to hardcore bdsm as well
>normie GF starting to turn
>slave wants to have her friend with "similar interests" over to check out the place, desu think this could be legit slave #2

had her pin me for the first time earlier today, she did a great job desu, could get used to someone doing this for me.

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>>37668828
>mom 5'6
>dad 5'11
>>>me 6'0

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>>37670185
I'm impressed you saved the pic I posted a while ago after editing it on my phone.

>>37670331
Eh both Canada and Ohio are notoriously boring

>juice laws
They're retarded of course but easy enough access

>>37670366
You had me at money bb when do I leave

>>37670363

Oh shidd waddup

>>37670366
enslave estp and you'd have possibly 5 right there

mirin hard

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>>37670333
kys tBh familia, you have to show the dyels the way of the /fraud/

>>37670368
lol that was you? your editing skills are top notch, thanks for the SFW-board safe nudes

All this slave talk has given me a drug induced epiphany

Why am I working when I could be making $$ off being a dominatrix wtf

What have I been doing with my life that it's not this

>>37670417

Get a few guys you dominate. Then Let them sell drugs for you. Get them hooked on drugs as well.

You'll reach Tony Montana level in no time.

>>37670393
That gif makes me really sad and then immediately really happy. What a roller coaster ride.

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>>37670249
But what if my hate boner is already silently waiting.

>>37670366
How did you meet slave grill?
>>37670417
>dominatrix
Do it. There's tons of money to be made abusing old white dudes.
>>37670436
ikr

>>37670393

Why would I want the dyels to become joocy? No thanks.

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>tfw you get your computer back after 2 weeks

so many instawhores and reaction images I wasn't able to use

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>>37670385
>when do I leave
whenever we coordinate airports, ticket prices, dates and such
>>37670391
fuark, how wonderful would it be if I convince her second girl to give me full salary too

>they both work at same place
>salary is roughly the same
>tfw combined salary of ~$140k for owning slaves.

>>37670461
online dating site for hookup kek
>>37670417
move in with me and we can run a little slave coven together, you can enslave some rich old white guys

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>>37670417
Obviously that's what our YouTube is for. Supps cost money cash raping betas is free.

>>37670432
Aw shit fraud cartel

Back at the gym for the first time in +- 15 minutes.

How's incline bench, bent over rows, press, pullups.

Then rest for 10. And do flat bench, reverse chest flies, chest flies.

Superset curls with tricep shit.

>>37670470
you've got ~90 posts or so, get crackin nigga

>>37668932
>
its gonna be tough on you when both of you pass on all your recessive genes

>>37670473
>fuark, how wonderful would it be if I convince her second girl to give me full salary too
>they both work at same place

what profession? that's decent money idk why they'd give it away, srs deep rooted issues

pray you don't wake up dickless one morning duder

>>37670479

Coach, for gainz and sides, 450-500 test VS 900 Eq standalone.

I get slight e2 issues on my amp e5d (1.2ml of 250mg test-e) but nothing I need an ai for.

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>>37670499
same girl as last post I think

Finishing up this DNP run and planning my next blast. Thoughts/critiques?

100mg test
350mg npp
350mg mast
10mg sdrol
10mg rad-140
10mg mk-677
5iu humalog (post workout)

Also which type of metformin should I opt for? Extended release or normal?

>>37670473
Well fuck add me to snapchat or something at least these fables should be a reality

>>37670479
Can our YouTube have a bdsm fitness special for all the slaves

Kek

>>37670548
please film this

>>37670548
>>37670562
please

>>37670385
I'll move to Canada if you promise to stick needles full of questionable steroids in my butt. Make shit a bit more interesting.

>>37670521
both dental hygienists

don't worry, she gets chained to the wall at night so if I have to run she can't follow me far.

>>37670548
post snap and sure

>BDSM fitness special
my slave wants me to supervise her workouts, I can choose everything she does, how many days a week, her diet, etc.

we can make a series called "Latex: A BDSM Studded Journey into Molding the Perfect Human"

fuark dis gon b gud, better than fitness instagram even

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>>37670529
500 test would be best.

>>37670548
Lol can we have a theme for our channel?

http://youtu.be/DmSnrnRvVZQ

>>37670548
No
You are azusa now
Hurry up and off yourself

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>>37670643
seconded

>>37670594
Sounds like a fair deal

>>37670617
>snap
I have no idea why the fuck I said snapchat, meant whatsapp.

I don't use snap chat

Email me kek?
[email protected]

Such possibilities

>>37670622

Theme?

I'm too high to conceive the attached you tube

>>37670622

Could you explain? And 200 test 500 eq e5d?

>>37670684
>9x9
is that the diameter and depth of your vagoona?

>>37670540
I'm not sure why anyone would use nandralone.

Can you explain it's benefits? From what I can tell it fucks up your joints, makes you a hormonal mess and barely adds more mass then test

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>>37670622

>superior chuckgirl.

>>37670726

There's guys out there who think pussy works like this.

>>37670747
That is it works
Fucking virgin

>>37670733

Fucks up joints? It makes you hold a bit more water and it's less androgenic. So less sides (hair loss) and prostate issues.

>>37670733

I tried nandronlone once due to the shorter ester than deca. Was not impressed, made very little gains. Joints actually felt good. Hormones were all over the place, I added dbol with it and broke out in the worst roid acne i've ever seen.

>>37670684
sent email, my email address starts with "reaper"

>>37670733
>Nandrolone
>fucks up your joints

unless it's related to coming off of the nand and I'm unaware, while on the compound your joints feel heavenly

I run 150mg/week constantly for joint health.

>>37670747
see>>37670751
trust me I know vagoo

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>>37670747
kys my man, that is exactly how vagoonas work

>>37670751

2d pussy maybe.

There were days when it could fit all the way in easy in the morning, afternoon, evening and when waking up and going again itd be much, much harder to even get it in.

Even if she was wet as fuck.

God that whole omgpleasejustputitin look followed by a moan with just that tiny hint of pain does it errytime.

>>37670783
fuck women and their complicated appendages, why can they have penises

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>>37670684
Ski mask ofc

>>37670709
Probably best option if Estro prone

>>37670768

You're reaper? Germany right?

>>37670775

Fucks sake, they may have a maximum they can handle but come on. They do stretch and shrink and not always logically.

I couldnt always go balls deep. Meaning it was under 8 then and id hit her cervix. Other times I could go hard and didnt get That far in.

Depends on arousal as well as where they are in their cycle.

>inb4 women cycling gear.

>>37670709
God your retarded. You've been asking this same question for days now.

Eq is not nearly as strong as test. Eq is like an ancillary. Good for joints, skin appearance, lean mass and a little extra strength. But its very mild and has annoying sides ie anxiety, huge increases in hunger high bp.

Test gives you very manageable sides mass and strength

>>37670814
>germany right?
am i missing an obvious joke here i don't understand

>>37670814
>hit her cervix
every woman I have been with fukken loves this, is it a pain/pleasure thing? Idk

>>37667991
That 5-head tho

>>37670783
Trust me I'm a total chad, I've turned plenty of women into roasties

none of my qt's are texting me today. Its driving me nuts. Literally cribbling debression. My ex is laughing at me rn at my pathetic attempts to get laid and over her fully. Fucking woman ESP.

>>37668018

Wrong. Its from insulin + gh. Gh on its own wont cause roid gut like we know it.

>>37670768
I'll reply when I'm sober enough to login to my email lel

>>37670806
I still have no idea what the fuck

I watched that fucking video twenty times and I still don't know what I'm watching

>>37670857
maybe because you're an asshole

How much of a benefit does Albuterol give?
Ran it before at 16mg and didn't notice much
Everyone says Clen benefits are marginal at best so I guess Alb is even less

>>37670857
Women are worthless, calling them trash is insulting to trash.

Get a daki

>>37670871

I'm not that bad desu famalam. Are you still mad cause I wont teach rando's the way of getting joocy?

>>37670867
sounds good, what all you on atm you mentioned it earlier but thats a lot of scrolling

>>37670872
DNP or bust

>>37670880
what if I command my slave to behave exactly like a lifeless daki? what then?

did I enter another reality?

Im planning to cut down in about a month for a vacation trip, I've never used steroids but i want to use Clenbuterol to shredd down and gain extra muscle. Can someone educate me on how to use it properly? possible side effects. etc

>>37670880

I want the real deal jerry. I need real pucci and warm body.

>>37670867
Jesus Christ

Delocated. Do you not watch TV when you're high?

It's a show about a guy in witness protection with his family. They wear ski masks and shit. It's jokes.

>>37670883
yes bb im still upset at that, maybe qts will find you helping other people cute

>>37670753
You're retarded and know nothing about steroids. don't talk to me.
>>37670768
Yeah there's a study you can find online. Nandralone causes your ligaments and tendons to align themselves poorly and continues after use causing them to weaken.

>>37670762
Seems like a trash drug. The little but of mass it gives isn't even worth the increased amortization and prolactin

>>37670891
first thing for a protocol of using clen:

don't use clen

>>37670865
Learn summthin erryday

>>37670886
Dxm potentiated with weed. Nothing special but a personal fav

I feel like I wish I'd done more Dxm less weed

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>>37670891
pic related

>>37670850

Literally only the past 24 hours.

I asked something about eq a few days ago. But not this.

And even I know the eq is weak thing is broscience. It just doesnt add much bloat so on short cycles it will look like mediocre gains.

You'll lose less. But I was more interested in sides of low T high eq. Because I cba with tren atm.

>>37670852

They love it. But don't do it for too long or theyll hate you.

Most women are used to the whole penis in vagina sex lasting like 5 minutes tops. Im not kidding.

Pound that cervix but Seriously, watch it. Too hard/too long will turn into you being told to get the fuck away from her pussy.

Fucked my ex into having her period early once. Hitting a cervix hard can make it come a day or two early and includes those magnificent cramps.

Still finished, raw and bloody like a boss.

>>37670856

We know Jerr, its k.

>>37670911
Why not? im around 14% bf 179 lbs. I just want to loose fat fast while cutting, I read clen helps alot in the proccess. I just want to be diamond cut to bang dominican chiks

>>37670909

Don't even run it. Nandy sucks imo. A lot happier on other stuff.

>>37670886
She's still real, unfortunately
Put her in a massive pillowcase with her on the cover

>>37670898
Dakis warm up to your body temperature
It's heaven
I assume onaholes are also heaven, will report hopefully soon

>>37670684
Sounds like a deal to me too. Just gimme a minute to get nice and juicy again first after my shoulder fucked me. That's basically my dream is to find some hot junkie chick to inject me full of synthetic bullshit until I'm a fucking mutant again. I don't dream real big.

>>37670920
>Dxm
Cough medicine?

>>37670937

let me know. I'm intrigued now.

>>37670920
you live in canuckland right? is that shit easy to get ahold of up here? I can never get it down in the states, granted I don't look very hard

usually just do some molly if in feelgoods mood.

holy fuck that reminds me, I should stuff the slave full of drugs and fuck her, shieeet

>>37670927
>still finished, raw and bloody

isn't that the only way to finish?

>>37670929
use DNP if anything, it is likely to kill you as clen, but fuck works 100x better

>>37670937
what if I vacuum seal her in a latex bag somewhat like a pillow and give her a breathing hole

I can draw kawaii things on the outside too to give her "character"

jerry this could be a dream come true for you

>>37670950
ye, robotripping