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Steroids general

Blueberries are the best snacking fruit

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>>37653731
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first for qt
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>>37659714
How is it humanly possible to have such a small dick?
Mines like 6.3 and I consider it very small
Damn poor bloke.
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I ate like 1.5lbs of blueberries today lord help my stomach.

>>37659831
Who is she your oneitis?
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Thinking of cruising at 300 test 300 mast instead of 600 test. Should help me look okay ish.

Maybe sdrol preworkout just 10mg? If I can cut water maybe 100mg Adrol.
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Say there, fraud, I was wondering, if someone were to be on a cycle of 450 mg EQ, 150 mg Test E, and 150 mg Tren A every 3 days, but had to cut it short to about 6 weeks what would a good PCT look like? I can't find a lot of literature concerning this.
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>>37659860
Lmao pct will help you now. Eq has such a long ester, you'll be looking at shut down for months.

Pin 150 test for as long as you can i.e. Cruise.
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>>37659714

wait what the fuck, I'm retarded

jh only has fucking residencies for pa, not actual degree programs

>>37659744

only jerry, notop, bimbo, and coach are privy to the awe-inspiring expanse of my forehead

but seriously, I wear a fucking size 8 helmet/hat

>>37659768
>>37659858

since the whole cut sd shit is going on I'm getting drol, epi, and var

should be interesting

>300 test 300 mast
>sd
>cruise

pls

>>37659860
>cycle
>450 mg EQ, 150 mg Test E, and 150 mg Tren A every 3 days
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>>37659851
No even worse, I found a picture of her randomly, I have no clue who she actually is but I think I might be in love tBH
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>>37659876
I'm a big boy fight me about it I look like a linebacker atm. Not a bad look and the girlie likes it but it's too bloofy for porn.
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>>37659851
wow that girl is hideous
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Why do you like modafinil so much?

>>37659876
>not actual degree programs
oh shit you're right. Go to unc then.
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>>37659909
She's not
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>>37659920
she looks like a fucking cholo tranvestite

get off the tren and youll get your senses back
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>>37659909
2tru
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>>37659924
Just 600 test tho.

Tren just makes me horny. Test makes me weird.
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>>37659920
You have low standards laddie, I can now see why you were with your ex
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>>37659939
and dont even get me started on her "feet"

fucking cankles attached to 2 pancakes

god i fucking hate mexican girls feet
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>>37659950
Damn wtf that's just mean dude who judges a lady on her feet
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>>37659871
Can you elaborate? I've heard the term cruise but I don't know how/why it's preferable to PCT.
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>>37659963
a girl with ugly feet isnt a real girl
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>>37659909
Tfw you will never finger bang her on the steps of Griffith observatory.
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>>37659968
You just keep pinning test at low(er) doses until markers are in healthy range it until you feel like upping the dose again. 100-250mg test should be indistinguishable from "healthy" test levels for a 18-30 year old male.
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>>37659894

I think we both know who looks more like a linebacker, brotato

>>37659909

you're retarded, gay, blind, or maybe all 3

>>37659915

mild insomnia, slight boost in focus is really secondary to completely alleviating the cognitive deficit from accumulated sleep debts, it's seriously fucking amazing in an awe-inspiringly subtle way

minor appetite suppression too

>unc

meh, uw is the goal right now

local-ish maybe gwu, trying to exhaust all the bachelors options before I have to really take a hard look at maybe a kinesiology undergrad and pa masters
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>>37659980
get those cankles out of my face
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>>37659986
Probably but bloof is fucking me up
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>>37659995
T. H. I. C. C.

H

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C

C

Ankles
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>>37659844
THATS NOT SMALL

not to mention I;ve only found one with a width below 2in

I need it within 2cm

Life is a struggle
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>>37660021
probably sounds like a herd of elephants when shes walking around
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>>37659983
So once test ranges are healthy again, is it alright to stop pinning without any PCT? I don't intend to up the dosage any time soon.
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>>37660034
Kek
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>>37660037
No idiot you keep pinning test between cycles instead of PCT
Its healthier
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>>37660031
Is this jerry
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>>37660037
No you misunderstand.

Coming off always requires a pct, but you didn't do your research. Deca, eq, test u, anything with an absurdly long ester basically requires blasting and cruising, they're in your system for that long.

"Markers" refers to health markets like bp, lipids, kidney/liver, etc. if those are healthy, you can increase the dose. I'm telling you that if you do pct, it's like 6 months down the road. Keep pinning small amounts of test or the eq will be fucking with you for months. As an example, eq is detectable in the blood stream for like 18-24 months after your last injection. I haven't been pinning eq for at least 12 weeks and I still have weird vascularity for my bloofiness.
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>>37660072
yeah, cycles are expensive, and I'm satisfied with my gains for now. Thus my initial question of how best to stop.
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>>37660091
Oh, I was under the impression that the active life was a couple weeks. That's unfortunate, but thank you for your help.
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>>37660093
Get the concept of cycling out of your head.

You're just pinning small amounts of test forever. This is what happens when you don't research.
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>>37660099
What? Why would you think that? Did you do no research on how long of an ester eq has?
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this dad kept eyeing me in the grocery store
I wonder if he noticed me checking out his prime daughter

>>37660076
oops too much shitposting
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>>37660112
Many website steroid profiles have it's active life at 12-16 days. Literally just googled it to make sure I'm not crazy.
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>>37660120
LOL
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>tfw bigger than ever yet feel like a skelly
Guess I'm finally big enough for dysmorphia baka
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>>37660120
jerry one of my new side girls is sixteen candles, minus the candles

she's in to BDSM as well and enjoys pet play and pretending to be a kawaii kitten that I lead around the house at all times, even get to pet her and have her cuddle up on my lap while I do things.

plus she tight virgin [4now]

what happened with you and your teenie
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>>37660158

steroidcalc.com/about.html
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>>37660158
Half life vs active life
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>>37660158
Possibly referring to the active hormone once it's cleaved from the ester. Possibly referring to how long it takes the ester to cleave from the hormone itself.

It's in there for a good long while. Eq has a longer half life than deca and it can take people months to recover from deca.
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my free test was almost 0 and I feel 10x times better 4 weeks after the first nebido shot which is supposed to get stable levels after the second/third shot.. What kind of improvement can I expect?
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>>37660176
I'm verry jelly
It's too bad virtually every woman I'll ever deal with will be irrevocably destroyed by the time she gets to me

My teenie? Azusa? 2d as always thank god
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>>37660223
ah wait no I was thinking of yolo in that regard

>it's too bad virtually ever woman I'll ever deal with wil be irrevocably destroyed by the time she gets to me
pic somewhat related


browse around online dating sites and look for the ones who seem like they have a young face tbqh
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>>37660223
How tall are you?
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>>37660254
Dating sites give women too much power
I refuse to play their games

>>37660256
6ft king of manlets
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>>37660273
Jerry why do you sow the seeds of your own loneliness
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>>37660273
see>>37660288

I found that chick who agreed to be my literal human slave on one, same wit this pet play chick.

Just gotta know what to search for criteria-wise.
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Ever thought of going gay?
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>>37660288
It's lonely at the top

My time is too importantto waste on slut games (all female interactions)
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>>37660318

Meant for
>>37660273
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>>37660318
>was considering doing solo stuff on g4p cam sites
>kink bitch comes along and wants me to be her slave master, gives me her entire $73,000 annual paycheck and I only give her $5,000-$10,000 annually in return
>she does everything for me
>two nights a week I have her camwhore for money, so raking in even more cash
>tfw about to start selling her panties too

life is good

found out she fucks her 14 year old brother on the side though to "groom him to be a real, powerful man, like her daddy [me]"

desu I wanna share a beer with this kid and then fuck his sister with him

>life is weird
>haven't even started pinning my tren yet
it can only go downhill from here boys
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>>37660373
Fuckin hell
This situation just gets more perfect
Living the dream bro
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>>37660373
What the fuck universe do you live in that this shit is happening to you? How old the girl? Where can I find one?
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>>37660406
there are a thousand minute details I could get in to about her loyalty to me, fucking wonderful

had my first "assisted" bath tonight, bathed me and massaged me after. I'll never clean myself again.

>>37660413
23. Her old master got rid of her because she was "too old" (guy was a literal pedo who fucked his own 12y/o daughter) anyway, some fucked up kinda universe.

Assuming you didn't see my post about it a few threads back; she literally asks for me to give her $100 per week only (as per the terms outlined in the 6 page contract she signed pledging herself as property of mine) and any more than that she has to ask special permission.

If I see fit and she completes a task, I can give her extra money. The rest is mine. So many more details though, lots of weird shit.
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Is ephedrine really prescription now, or did I get profiled as some sweating bodybuilder?
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what routine do you guys do?
is it true that bro splits are only/more effective on roids?
if so, why?
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>>37660451
Post cb, I wanna see what I have to look like to get psycho pussy
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>>37660451
Oh and the second best part, girl who was girlfriend during all the hooking up with side chicks and when this girl came in to the picture is totally okay with it, so we're still dating.

Set to have threesome soon

>tfw ordering slave to eat cum out of gf's puss
>tfw just started new routine today and loving it
>tfw start pinning tren in a short number of weeks.

>>37660467
not exactly 100% current this is before most recent blast ~2.5mos ago, kinda fat atm
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>>37660451
Will she follow commands to Ingest drugs?
Can you give her molly and test base then fuck her brains out?
Bruh I'm so fucking jelly
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>>37660482
M8 I have a chick now who calls me owner and we do all that shit.

But how to move that in the direction that your one is?

Just get her to sign a contract or something?
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>>37660482
You'd look great if your waist wasn't the same measurements as your pre-lifting shoulder spam
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>>37660531
>this, you look slightly bloated too but that might just be roid gut
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>>37660517
her last master ordered her to eat his cum out of his daughter while a third girl (also his slave) fucked her with a strap on

she will literally do anything I command, she'd probably kill for me desu

>>37660521
honestly I think she has to have a legitimate mental issue to be able to move in that direction. this chick will literally do ANYTHING I ask of her, no questions asked.

IF she asks questions, I lock her in her cage, and she can't stand knowing she disobeyed me. This chick believes (in her words) that "all women should serve their men, women in modern society have too much freedom and privilege and need to know their place" roughly paraphrasing.

She asked me if I wanted kids and I said in the future but not now and she said "whenever you're ready master, I am. Now or 20 years from now, I want your daughters to be as subservient as me, and your sons to be as powerful as you."

fuckin A++ shit

>>37660531
it's down a lot now, post massive fucking meal + on dbol in this pic, but thanks
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>>37660555
Nice jerrbears, you should get her to fuck jerry
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>>37660555
Mine tells me she wants to have my children and that she will do anything to make me happy.

I literally just full on rape her now, basically she's cut all of her friends off because I alluded to the fact that she should. If someone messages her she will tell me and beg me not to get angry at her.

Might be fun to try and see how far I can push her before she breaks or leaves me.

>really I only want her money
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>>37660580
>you should get her to fuck jerry

JERRY I CAN BE YOUR HERO

>>37660584
sounds like she's on the right track desu

I would say start to ease towards a contract, hang a picture frame or poster with "tenants" on it that she needs to adhere to, simple and short at first, 10-20 things, and then slowly build up to her signing a contract with all her rights given away and such.
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>>37660607
Please tell me your qt slave has a penis, not worth it unless she has one
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>>37660623
she has a rubber one she can wear

does that count?
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>>37660607
>tenants

Should I look online for templates or just make some up?
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>>37660555
>she'd probably kill for me desu
Tfw no assassin/sex slave
Also nice trips.
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>>37660637
No ;-; It doesn't, congrats on the slave though(albeit penisless)
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>>37660640
make up your own, it can be stuff that applies more to you or her than generalization.

Some of the small things annotated in to our full contract are:

>always take shoes off at the door, tuck the laces in to them, and make sure they're evenly spaced
>dinner must always be prepared when I come home from work
I write her a chore list every night before bed for the next day so
>chore list must be completed
>television volume should always be kept at either 34 or 38 depending on the show/movie
>she is allowed guests with my permission and only when I see fit
>she is to refer to me as "my love" or "sir" in front of parties where "master" or "daddy" is inappropriate (e.g.) family
>when out in public without me she is to keep her buttplug in at all times
>every sunday I leave her a list in the morning for groceries, she must have the grocery run completed by the time I'm awake, so we can go visit family.
literally hundreds of these that she has to adhere to but like I said, start small. Work up to a full contract over time. These are only the minor details, you'll expand with larger things over time.

>>37660659
desu have thought about using her as a temptress to lure my enemies in to my place before I beat them to everliving fuck while she watches and plays with herself
>what's wrong with me

>>37660667
thanks m8
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I wanna fugg a hot Jewess
I don't think they exist in upside down land tho
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>> 37649028
>> 37650273
ordered from them after you went on about their stealth
literally arrived overnight and made me chuckle as soon as the delivery man gave it to me
guess sometimes clearnet is better than darkweb
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I love how we can benchmark how awful steroids are by how progressively more fucked up trips get.
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>>37660696
Oops, I'm new

>>37649028
>HIVE has amazing shipping, fyi
>>37650273
>Phenomenal stealth.
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>>37660699
kek, you're not wrong

>tfw not even on tren yet
scared for when this next blast starts tbqh
afraid I might murder slave with my dick
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>>37660689
Thanks man, hope I can pull it off. Shes a fucking brat as well, so I guess there will be more stuff about punishments too
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>>37660716
Between JM, you, ESTP and myself I think fraud is set.
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>>37660699
Natty observer reporting in.
I agree. Watching the downward spiral of CF last year was amazing to witness and more recently AUSSIE's 8 month tren/superdrol blast and the headfuckery it has caused him has been so entertaining.
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>>37660721
punishments are the biggest part, just keep putting your foot down.

a tame punishment for mine is getting locked in her cage, maybe zapped with one of those electric caddle prods a couple times.

more advanced punishment varies from branding to being knocked unconscious (that one was her idea, she likes being hit, makes me feel uncomfortable tbqh but gotta be stern here)

worst punishment I've given her yet was when she forgot to do two chores on her list and cook dinner because she fell asleep

made her stand outside (far enough away from our place of course) with nothing but pasties and a g-string on with "I AM DISOBEDIENT" painted on her in her makeup.

>>37660722
but JM is ded, will there ever be another worthy of the title?

ESTP will get a fucking kick out of my situation when she realizes I"m back.

Never let me leave again /fraud/
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>>37660753
It's been forever in internet years and we're still talking about him tho.
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>>37660767
tbqh I should find that link of JM's pics and have my slave reenact them with #WEAREALLJM painted on her body
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>>37660699
I think your forgetting we liter had someone called incestbrah
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>>37660699
Pls
I'm just as insufferable and annoying to anons on 250test as I am on tren

>just opened my order
It's so pretty!
Like actually looks like some stuff I'd buy from a supplement store
Time to see how good this sdrol is
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>>37660902
Manlet pls post routine
Will it work for proper size people?
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>>37660921
Just follow the routine brick always posts and you've got 90% of it
I've just got a whole load more isolated stuff because being a manlet means you looks square real fucking fast, so I gotta catch stuff up
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>>37660463
Depends where you live it's not even otc in Canada just get a snow Mexican to ship you a bunch. Roughly $20 cad for 4 bags of 50 8mg pills at gnc, probably better deals elsewhere

>>37660753
>ESTP will get a fucking kick out of my situation when she realizes I"m back.

You have no idea how hard I'm mirin you're putting my piddly 3sums to shame

>she even fucks her brother
God who ever abused her abused her right

>>37659022
No

>>37659895
I take VAR and VAR accessories
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What's the name of that powder to help with liver toxicity? It completely slipped my mind.
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>>37660951
Tried searching the archives can't find shit
You got the pic saved?
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>>37661021
Tudca
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>>37661068
Yes, thanks man.
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>>37660753
>those punishments

I beat her sometimes but I'm not sure if I could make her stand outside naked unless I knew no one else would see her
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>>37660373
How the fuck does this even happen lmfao

she must be educated, what's she do for work?

do you ever see her family, if so how normal are they? how'd they manage to create such a beautiful piece of work

do they have another daughter? where do i sign up

>>37660482
>pic

mirin btw, think you're the only fraud to have truly made it

masT looks like a bag of smashed assholes atop twig legs
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If I start a cycle, can I tell my doc? Would they supervise?
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>>37661146
no they'll document it on your medical records and then your insurance will fuck you raw
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>>37660986
>I take VAR and VAR accessories
yet never show us any muscle, only that pig snout you call a face

ur a fraud fraud, the worst kind
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>>37661140
You're a fucking moron and your newfaggotry is glaring
Alb has fucking competed, canary is shredded 210 or some shit, dhb is huge and shredded, trendick is a jacked as fuck turbomanlet
You're literally saying this guy who looks average at best and fridgemode at worst looks beter than aesthetic af cunts because youve lurked here for 3 month and don't know jack shit
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>>37661234
>this
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>>37661234
lol

and none of them have a sex slave paying them between $60-70k anually
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>>37660482

Height & weight?
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>>37661302
Pizza, frame etc
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>>37661196
I'm like a f2p game bb

You get the base content you gotta pay for the rest

If coach gives me an autographed selfie he can attest to my figure, doesn't mean your cheesedick will be seeing anything though kek
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>>37661358
You're like a alien
Do you lift properly or just squats and deadlift for dat ass
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>>37661358
who would pay to see what doesn't surpass even 80% of girls posted here on the daily

get over yourself
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>>37661391
She thinks the fact that she regularly shitposts here makes her a valuable commodity
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Why do American kids all sound retarded? Like the kid from The League or Big Daddy with Adam Sandler
Its like a specific kind of retardation where every word has a W sound
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>>37661391
>>37661397

You're the retards who keep asking her for pictures.
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>Take sdrol
>Nearly an hour later feel nothing
well his is boring, I'm guessing it takes a bit longer to feel than dbol
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>>37661471
Kek idgaf about some random tripfags ass
I don't even like ass
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>>37661516
>literally get told all the sdrol on the market is >40% pure
>still buy some
>confused when feel nothing
Manletgains everybody.
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>>37661549
SDmonster has pre-ban sdrol you fucking moron
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>>37661549
>>37661568
This
Plus why sell bunk shit to people who are going to tell literally everyone that your shit is bunk?
I made it clear I knew about the purity problems and that I was keen to talk about how great sdrol is
If he's sold bunk stuff he's silly because lots of customers will complain
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pump hurts a bit more
Can lift a bit more, probably just because I'm focused
Can feel heart pounding
MAYBE look a bit fuller at the moment

Probably gonna take a week of use before I feel anything
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>>37661648
Wierd, always read sdrol causes sickening pumps and insane fullness.
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>>37661682
I'm sweating A LOT if that counts?
I dunno
I've got some painful forearm pump going
Probably just way too early in my workout to tell? Haven't even finish chest yet
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>>37661691
Shit there it is
Chest is hurting now
This is interesting
I'd say 20mg is comparable to 60mg dbol I was using
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>>37661691
Thats just cos you're fat kek
For real though forearms are usually the first place I notice pumps when I start orals/tren
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>>37661759
>Thats just cos you're fat kek
That's fucking rude
My mum says I'm just big boned....

It's definitely working now
Dunno why I always listen to the 30minutee before hand protocol kek
It's never 30 minutes
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>>37661797
usually 45min-1hr for me, but I've only ran dbol/drol

stomach not being empty probably fucks with absorption times anyway
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>>37661811
Yeah i always pop drol an hour beforehand
On 180 atm, absolutely mint
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>>37661811
It's definitely closer to the 1hr mark for me
Main thing I've noticed is the pump has stayed in my chest while I've moved on to other muscles
I can feel every muscle I work popping out so to speak
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>>37660482
What do you do for forearms?
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>the bicep pump feel good
>vein poppin
>arms is hurtin
This stuff is decent I guess
>>
You nerds are crazy interesting
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>>37661888
Trip jerrbears

Official sdrol: decent I guess
>>
>>37662051
Same
>>
>order was shipped since yesterday so should be here today
>already 10:51 am
>not here

IM FUCKING MAD. IT SHOULD BE HERE BY 9:30 OR LESS!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Wait, wait, WAIT.

FL gave me SO MUCH SHIT for getting oneitis for a 16 year old when I was 23, and now the dude got oneitis for an 18 year old now that he's 28?!

COME ON BRUH
>>
>>37662094
return that shit, vic.
>>37662051
tfw not me
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>>37662125
That you G? You remember right?

We had thread long discussions about this chit, HE EVEN BLOCKED ME (and said all kinds of mean things </3)
>>
Since I started roiding I've had two major injuries (broken ankle and broken hand) and as a result they've both healed exceptionally well. To the point where one calf and one hand (the meaty part) are significantly overdeveloped.
Pretty cool IMO
>>
why the fuck should I even taper clen if I know my max comfy tolerance?

I want to just start at 80mcg and do it for 2 weeks, not this 20-40-60-80-80-80 etc bullshit.
>>
This week was the 4th week of my 500mg/test e cycle.

I dont feel or look any better. Have a bit more veins but thats it.

Will this shit kick in, in the coming weeks?
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>>37662351

wait 2 more.

>literally just 500 test e, nothing else

don't expect miracles on a baby cycle.
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>>37662351
>or look any better
Hahahah what exactly did you expect?
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>>37662361
im not expecting miracles, but this is 3-4x of natty test levels so i did expect atleast something, considering my diet and training is on point and i already made huge gains natty.

i'll wait 2 weeks, if nothing happens im just gonna kill myself because i bhought enough vials for 5 months
>>
>>37662376
funny really
>>
>>37662381
You'll absolutely make gains, and far better than natty. By week 4 enanthate is just kicking in, be patient.
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>>37662351
funny how fags think 500 test is gonna turn them into zyzz
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>>37662138
Well, you are a disgusting pedo

Tfw don't have the patience to dig for pics of some roid slut
>>
>>37662500
>tfw I knew you'd go out of your way to find it anyways
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>>37662509
pedo pls
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>>37659194
>Even down under?
>>37659235
>Also interested if you ship to aus
Haven't tried straya yet but I don't see any reason I couldn't get a small quantity of "100% natty hippy approved absorbic acid powder" past customs.
>>37659821
I have digestive problems and GW aggravates them pretty badly. I use it in short bursts for my lipids because that's all I can handle. Great drug though.

Good morning degenerates. Vote leave! That is all.
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Im running 4-500 test atm but thats pretty much the limit I can do without AI.

Would 900 Eq on its own be better? In terms of gainz and sides?

>>37662514

I bring gifts to confuse mast.

>yfw gryll in pic is 22
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>>37662533
y not tren if ur gonna fuck ur bp with that much eq anyway
>>
>>37662521

Whats the price of your dried alpha male sperm tea blend?
>>
>>37662500
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/adv/image/1462/29/1462295600679.jpg

this?

>>37662533
mmm
noice
>>
>>37662540

Because I want to drop test entirely. Eq aromatizes and isnt too harsh on lipids.

And it improves endurance a bit.
>>
>>37662500
>>37662500
>>37662500
>>37662500

found it
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/adv/image/1430/49/1430497958218.jpg
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>>37662545
Wtf is that
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>>37662545

>unspeakable things.

Seriously, this pic just makes you want to corrupt her. Badly.
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>>37662521
>Vote leave!
You're a britbong? Vote stay you faglord
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>>37662541
$35 us for 1 gram.
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>>37662559

Higher resolution
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>>37662564
nm.
see >>37662559
>>
>>37662559
>>37662545
Wtf are those
>>
>>37662576

Maybe when the Brits leave we can make a northwestern EU. Only scandinavia, germany, Belgium, netherlands, luxembourg, austria etc are in.
>>
>>37662576
Isn't that the guy who takes antibiotics whenever he gets sick? Of course he would vote leave.
>>37662582
Too Facebook-y for me, but I dunno what else I would expect. Good eyes.
>>
>>37662577
>>37662577

I've got 3 months left, definitely interested though.

You dont do designer roids right? Still looking for msten.
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>>37662582
shes pretty.
but we shouldnt tell her that.
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>>37662624
I hate you
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>>37662607

>eyes

They mimic mine. Bad/dark out? Grey. Summer? Skyblue. Hot and on holiday? They turn oceanblue.
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>>37662624

Why is Turk upset?
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>>37662576
>You're a britbong?
No I'm American. I just feel bad for the bongs. They are being completely cucked by globalism. They only have 1.5 trillion in national debt that they could easily pay off. They don't need the EU.
>>37662614
I can see about msten.
>>
>>37662637
I have the same eyes actually.
Master race af
Eyebros
>>
>>37662637
Mine are deep blue eereyday
Feelsgoodman
>6'2 blue eyes slightly above average dick
Could be much worse
>>
guys, been on 250mg/test e for 9 months now. Made insane gains, around 15kg.

>how much pure mass will i keep when i come off
>is pct needed for such a small dose?
>>
>>37662643
Bitch im always upset
>>
>>37662663

6'0-6'1, blue eyes, definitely above average dick.

>>37662663

Grey fits my personality better, but I need to be out in the sun for a few days to get the deepblue anyway. So that wont happen anytime soon.

They do seem to reflect mood as well. Pretty weird.

My ex had blue eyes most of the time but they could go greenish. They could also be blue and green at the same time. Hnnnng.
>>
>>37660173
iktf bro.. about to finish my first 10 week test e cycle, and aldo i dont look as good as you, im still looking best i ever had but still feel like shit...
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>>37662683
>>
>>37662698
If I wear deep blue, they are deep blue, if I wear gray, they're gray.
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>>37662704

>pic related. Same gryll.
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>>37662710
Only good trait is ass
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>>37662056
>Official sdrol: decent I guess
This is the name of the next steroids general

>Steroid General: Sdrol is decent I guess

>>37662094
Something about being under 18 tho
>>
Finally got to the doctor yesterday. He said 300 ng/dL is "on the low side, but not super low" (ehhhh), that he wants to redo the test plus some other blood work with control for time of day (fair), and that he's hoping not to prescribe TRT because it has "lots and lots of side effects" (kek).
Gonna try to get my blood work done early next week.
Fun fact I learned there: the symptoms of low test (fatigue, decreased libido, ED, etc) can also be caused by sleep apnea.

Such is the natty life.
>>
>>37662658
>They don't need the EU.
The 2 million UK citizens that are outside of the UK inside the EU do need the EU, amongst other things.
>>
>>37662787
C-can I be your doctor tonight, bby?
>>
>>37662764
>Something about being under 18 tho
What does that have anything to do with it, his main argument was how these kids haven't lived the same things we have and we can't relate bla bla bla

How is he gonna relate with some 18yo
>>
>>37662802
Dude it's fl. Any girl who shows anything he might interpretate as showing any interest in him, he's going to immediately oneitis for.
>>
>>37662764

Only an issue in certain second world countries.

>>37662787

Pin deca.

>>37662802

Through sexytimes.
>>
>>37662799
No, I don't think so. My gf wouldn't like that.
>>
>>37662825
>Through sexytimes.
Nig, I was pro 16 year olds. It's FL who was making a moral fuss over it.
>>
>>37662830

You're just scared she'll leave you for doctor Chad.
>>
>>37662840

I know, I wasn't actually telling you you were wrong. Just that sex brings people together.

Makeupsex is so common for a reason. Hue.
>>
>>37662533

Plsrespond.

900 Eq solo VS 400-500 test solo.
>>
>>37662858
Eq solo? Sounds awful to me
>>
>>37662787
LOL dude when i was low test, same exact as you (299ng/dl) i was actually convinced it was sleep apnea before I learned about hormones and shit.

i was too young for doctors to ever prescribe me SHIT though at 18 years old (19 now) so i just said fuck it and went UGL
>>
>>37662845
No, she actually likes that I'm fat. It's weird, but nice.
>>37662877
Well, I'd have called bullshit too, but I snore really loudly (like, hear it in the next room loud). It's better on a firm bed, though, so I'm not sure. Anyway, I'm 23, which is hopefully not too young if it comes to that.
>>
>>37662877
Smart.
>>
>>37662898
>she actually likes that I'm fat

Do you enjoy getting cucked, anon?
>>
>>37662906
yeah living with test lower than the average 100 year old man is better right
>>
>>37662868

Why?
>>
>>37662919

Just go doctor shopping.
>>
>>37662919
I wasn't even being sarcastic, bruh
>>37662923
Eq is know to give anxiety and shit, coupled with no test
>>
>>37662937
i wanted to roid anyway, it basically serves as a good excuse anyway since my HPTA is shit to begin with
>>
>>37662946
lel oh

i type like a retard with ADD on these forums and come across as a brainless fuck but i am way different in real life
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>>37662802
Because murricans a REALLY weird about having sex with people under 18
I have had this conversation so many times with american friends and strangers and the tl;dr is basically
>americans will say sex with someone under 18 is bad
>literally the second they turn 18 it's fine
>could be the day before their birthday and it's still bad
>all they see is a number less than 18 and immediately get morally righteous
>>
>>37663038

Mast has this as well and he's dutch.
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>>37663047
Mast and americans are retards
Coincidence?
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>>37663098

Mast isnt a retard though, nor are plenty Americans.

>yfw I was this nervous yesterday.
90 minute drive. And I threw half out of my car window.

Wew.
>>
Alright how do I start solving trensomnia? It is not a problem right now because I'm on summer break from college but I don't think I will be able to stay on tren at this rate when college starts.

I am basically staying up 2 hours later every day and waking up 2 hours later. Over the past week or two I've cycled through a full 24 hours of this. Went from waking up at 6 AM, to 8, to 10. Etc.. and now I'm back around the clock, can't fall asleep until 10 AM and then I sleep to 5 PM.

It is literally just not possible for me to FUCKING FALL ASLEEP. How can I help this because I don't want to have to drop the tren
>>
>>37663038
it's a society + law thing. it's against the law in about half the states, so admitting to being sexually attracted to someone under the age of 18 isn't accepted socially.

>>37663146
you would think mast isn't a retard since you are also one. like, objectively, you make the most retarded decisions any human could possibly make.
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>>37663146
>Mast isnt a retard though
Arguable
>>
>>37659871
It's not for months you retard. Its clearance time is about a month.

Good thing it doesn't take someone smart to take a dick.
>>
I remember some of you who are especially burned out talking about cialis. How does it work? What's a good source for it?
>>
>>37663146
>riding around with blunt roaches
Disgusting
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>>37663168
You lay in bed until you fall asleep or at the very least fall into a half conscious state
Some nights you'll lay there for 10 hours, asleep for maybe 3 and in a twilight state for a few more
You'll do this every night for the duration of the blast and by the time you're due to drop tren you're mentally and physically destroyed
You want nothing more than a good restful night sleep and you wonder why you ever thought this was a good idea
You enjoy a few weeks of good sleep and then when you look back it doesn't seem so bad
"I could still function" you think to yourself
"And i looked so damn good"
But these aren't your thoughts, these are the tren tainted seeds planted in your mind like some gainzception type shit
This is the succubus bitch tren
>>
>>37663176

Some of the decisions I make, ill give you that.

>>37663417

Wat.

>>37663251

True.

>>37663176

That's part of it.

Still ridiculous though.
>>
Aw shit
Shaved my beard off
Forgot i had a fuckin dimple in my chin
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>>37663554
Chin dimples look manly on guys anyway
>>
>>37663593

Cunt pins biceps. Manly as fuck.
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>>37663692
>so manly
His beard probably grows in a fort night and fights people
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>>37663698
>>37663692
I also heard rumors he barebacked black guys in jail
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>>37663692
Are you chem?
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>>37663783

>thats the dream
>>
>>37663806

Chem is chem. I am not.
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been cruising at 200mg a week for awhile now. will hit 1 year in august with two blasts among that time frame.

Right now though my loads when i come are pathetic, what can i do make them normal again?
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>>37663826
pregnyl
>>
Joining you today comrades.
currently i train 3x a week, would i need to switch to more working out days since the start or after the test kicks in?
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>>37662676
someone answer pls
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>>37663900
/r/steroids
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>4in onahole
>2.5 in wide
why
what kinda huge dicks are they making these for

>>37663826
zinc

>>37663783
>tfw no cunny gf

>>37663554
>he's not bloofy enough to hide his chin dimple
youre not roiding hard enough

>>37663847
depends how you train
but probably

>>37663900
who knows
of course you need to pct dummy
>>
>>37663900

>15kg on 250mg

Depending on where you started at least 1/3 is water. And being on for 9 months? Youll lose plenty. Glycogen will also nope out. So. Half at best?

Unless you roided from dyel.
>>
>>37663932

i hope zinc is enough.

also i got my compartment testing done yesterday. shit fucking blows. 12 overall injections throughout my calves with like a 3 inch 20g needle

getting a double fasciotomy in august probably
>>
how to bring le vials and needles into a different country via plane?

2 vials and 2 needles
>>
>>37663932
I mean will the test fasten up my recovery since week 1?
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>>37663943
I though dyel who roid lose the most by far
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>>37663963
jesus
I should get that done
after this blast maybe

>>37663984
depends on the ester
but kinda
>>
>>37664033
enanthate
>>
>>37664008
that's because you're a moron
>>
>>37664033
You just know whoever made that image is a virgin.
>>
>>37664100
how so
>>
>>37664138
A different person but that's fucking obvious mate.
He studies stem degree, thinks studying stem makes him all smart and shit, has problems with getting girls and because of that thinks all women are retards
>>
>>37664153
....alternatively, uses something stupid to annoy people who get annoyed at stupid things.

People who get annoyed at images like that are all retards.
>>
>>37664171
Sure thing mate.
>>
I wonder if the German shooting that just happened is terrorism.
>>
>>37663943
halph or a bit less is more than i expected.

4-5 kg pure solid muscle mass makes a huge difference.

thanks
>>
>>37664100
>>37664153
You guys are such beta cucks
Women obviously don't have the mental capacity or personal drive to learn anything that isn't whoring out their bodies
>>
>>37660463
Where do you live?
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>>37663038
It's mostly cause of the laws. Your life is RUINED if you get caught with a girl under 18. But even besides that young girls are so incredibly fucking stupid and annoying. I have no idea how you all can stand being around them besides for the pussy. If that's the only reason you are around them is to get some poon and you are not being completely up front with them about it you are a douche.
>>
>>37664238
It doesn't have to be islamic to be terrorism
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>>37664153
>Out last week
>Flirted with a 9/10 grill working on her PhD
>tfw full retard and didn't get her #
>>
Got a little fat on my blast. Will my gains be safe if I cut hard on my cruise?
>>
>>37664461
Dont think there are many Irish in Germany though
>>
>>37664346
>RUINED
This. It's taboo because if the parents press charges for your sleeping with a grill 17 years and 364 days old, you get treated like a deviant sex criminal for the rest of your life.
>>
>>37664501
what.
>>
>>37664533
There are two types of terrorist, Irish and Muslim.

Both are sub-human scum.
>>
>>37664533

IRA.

Could be spaniards too breh.
>>
>>37664565
>>Could be spaniards too breh.
Nobody pays attention to them though
>>
Got some shoulder/back acne from tren ace + test prop. Nothing severe but significant enough. Currently two weeks on anavar and Tren E (and a couple extra weeks on test e). OK to run Accutane while on Var? I also take liver support.
>>
>>37664649

Death to all muslims. We can then give the irish a new place to live.

Seriously, they make great booze and tell great stories.

Muslims just smell like shit and worship a gay fish.
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Were's the /f/aud sticky when you need it?
I want to use something to get ripped, but wikipedia says there's al ot of negative consequences with long term use.
So my question is if it's worth it to take 1 cycle and if it will immediatly cause me to get the negative effects?

BTW i've been lifting for a long time, but i rediscovered weed in march and haven't been to gym at all since then, just been joyoing between getting fat (due to the munchies) and extreme dieting (like 50% of what i ate while i was training).
So i need an extra boost.
>>
>>37664241
it's funny because you're a virgin like the two guys you quoted said
>>
so im on 500 tren e/week

was planning on doing 16 weeks of tren, but i only have 12 weeks worth of tren e, however i have enough tren a for another month.

Would still not cause any complications? Switching from tren e to tren a when i run out of tren e? or should i get another vial of tren e
>>
>>37664768
you're a fucking idiot
>>
>>37664807
kek you beat me to it
>>
>>37664807
>>37664814

Like to see you when you start to smell your friends liver, becuase he's been taking it orally for too long.

Anyway, that's not an answer to my question.
>>
>>37664768
>I smoke weed and am lazy
>I want bathtub chemicals because I have no will power
>>
>>37664835
Here's saying you should get back into lifting and dieting work dedication before considering jumping on.

You'll get most of your gains back pretty fast natty due to muscle memory.
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>>37663698
Rhinoplasty alongside the titty job and dang girl you'd be a looker.
>>
>>37664857
It started as a break, now i'm waiting untill i have more free time.
Your implying that i'm lazy, but i actually work 10 - 12 hour shifts in construction so i have no time to pick it up.
Not, untill fall and i want to go hard when that hits.
Harder than going 5 days a week after work while doing IF.
And in a way that will bring more lasting results.

>>37664895
True, i've dropped around 5kg in 3 weeks now (due to dieting and work) and i'm getting back to my normal proportions, but i need to figure out what to do after all this.
So i'm thinking about some extra help.
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Sup fraud
Uncle supplies me with gear for free, and recently we've switched up the cycle. For orals, He wants to go from dbol with me to Anavar, but all of the sudden switched his mind to Halotestin saying it'd cut me up better.

Thoughts? And how much dosage? He said 5mg a day, but I was thinking 10.
>>
>>37663698
Get into pueraria mirifica before getting implants
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>>37664924
Is he your coach or just an uncle with a fetish for young muscular dudes?
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>>37663783
>tfw 5'6

lanklets don't know how bad it really is
>>
>>37664959
At this point i'm not sure
He has even shopped for clothes for me now and dresses me up like Yeezy
But thats also because i have no sense of style.

He bangs like three prostitutes daily tho so pretty sure he's not gay
Has pinned my ass enough times that if he was gay im sure i'd be raped
>>
>>37664970
>tfw 6 4"
>never win at hide and seek
Count your blessings
>>
>>37664986
stop making jokes
>>
>>37664986
Was at my sister's graduation and most 16 year old boys are taller than me, I'm about as tall as a 15 year old boy
>>
>>37664033

i'd suggest being satisfied with your legs before the surgery, despite the calves not being able to grow prior to.

you'll be looking at 3-4 months of time off for lower body after the surgery. I hope to at least focus on my quads/hamstrings by month 2.
>>
>>37665002
>tfw i was 5'11 at 16

Sorry brah
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>>37665063
were supposed to grow to 6' kek, but I'm soon 20 and been 5'6 so I've have given up
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>>37664976
>tfw no sugar uncle
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>thought I was 6'
>5'11.5"
My life in a nutshell. Slightly more than average, but never exceptional.
>>
>>37665101

Have you considered maybe becoming a qt trap?
>>
>>37664920
your "waiting until you have more free time" is never gonna fix itself

you're going to lift for a few months again, then quit when you become "too busy"

you have no dedication, your diet is probably shit and you know absolutely NOTHING about steroids. you need to know way more than that, more than you can learn from reading our shitty pastebin
>>
>>37665126
no
>>
>>37665152
Give it some thought ;)
>>
>>37660319
Kinda rings a bell but cannot remember the title
Sauce kind anon?
>>
>>37665258
it's kokoro connect

gif has nothing to do with what the rest of the show is like
>>
>tfw ceretropic has been out of mk677 for months
End my life
Would it be ok to run a cycle of mk through pct to maintain gains
>>
>>37665488
lol what
>>
>>37665488
mk for maintaining gains, do you even know how mk works sir?
>>
>>37665524
so I shouldn't run MK on a cut?
>yes the hunger is real
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>>37665537
won't help your cut if you haven't been on it for months
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>>37665537
I wouldn't. At least for me the sides (mainly being hungrier than an aushwitz prisoner 24/7) conflict with my goals of not eating like an asshole to cut. If you have crazy discipline you'd probably be fine.

I'd recommend it for bulking season doe.
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Going into my 8th week of 600mg Test E

Decided that I'm in it for the long haul. Gonna B&C forever. This feels too fucking good.

Why bother going through the PCT if I'm just gonna blast again in a few months? When I could just cruise at half that.

Thoughts?
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>>37665145
That's what the question was for.
I need gains that will stay.
And, yeah, i'll probably roll 12 hours (sometimes more) shifts next spring and summer as well, but that's even more reason for me to max out the gains during the fall and winter.
The only difference will be that i'll take better care of my diet.
But i do know that gear has side effects, which i want to minimise and that's why i ask if taking 1 cycle is worth it?

My aquintance now has a problem with a receding hairline and liverbreath, most likely from gearing, but when asked, he said that gear has no side effects and that people don't know what they're talking about.
So that's not enough to work with
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Why is everyone so scared of high estro sides when not using AI but doctors prescribing estro to teenage girls or mtf fags is totally fine?

I think high estro sides are a meme if you're not prone to gyno
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>>37665511
Is mk ok in pct
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>>37665748
your gains won't stay when you stop working out regardless of what you do

you can't lift 6 months at a time then stop for 6 more months
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>>37665758
probably because we're not teenage girls or trying to transition

how's this even a real question
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>>37660318

>implying anyone on /fit/ isn't gay
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>>37665733
B&c is better just check bloods to make sure you're not gonna die.
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>>37664661
Should be fine unless your liver is already fuckered

>>37664908
Donate to my plastic funds canary :^)

Maybe I'll whore up soc for dollars sometime or something

Pretty sure I got someone who is paying the boob job but nose is probably outta my pocket

>>37664933
Does it actually do shit? I'm real skeptical of natural crap especially because I can see no reason why everyone wouldn't already be using it

>>37665106
Real struggle

>>37665733
If you have the cash to sustain yourself do it

>>37665758
I imagine teenage girls and trannys tend to be OK with things like moobs kek
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>>37664970
Manlets are cute.

I have to do my best not to smile when I'm at the gym and they have to get a box to reach the chin up bar.

Post glutes
No homo
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>>37664908

> looker
> that pic

I'm starting to think there is a lot of latent homosexuality in here

that chick looks like george clooney with a wig and on slimfast
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>>37666021
>George clooney in a wig

My sides

If you crop out the neck up you're good though
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>>37665969
>estp takes it up the ass for fake tits
Can I choke you unconscious and violate you repeatedly
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>>37666036
If you pay for my nose job
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>>37666016
Whenever I'm doing lat pulldowns, I watch them jump to reach the pull up bars. I then reach up from a seated position and grab the bar without my ass coming off the seat. It's definitely cute.
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>>37666051
I can break it against my diamond hard cock for free
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>>37666021
Were you the guy who swore ever pic of a girl with fake tits was a tranny?

>>37666080
lol
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>>37666186
Can I take you to court after to pay for my nose job if you do that?

I don't think baby tru care covers free ps during injury for non immigrants
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>>37666264
Hey im a surgeon that specializes in breast implants, I can help u get what you want but I need a before picture of your boobies first
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>>37666313
This
>>37666264
U wot
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>>37666341
>>37666264
What if I pumped you full of dope then broke it
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>>37665829
Depends on the routine.
6 months was enough to set pr's and to get lean.
The only drawback was that going 5 days in a row, in a fasted state, on ABABA BABAB was getting too taxing and i started to drop in strenght. So i'll fix that for next time, it's either gear and this or natty and SS during fall and a BB routine for the winter.
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How bad is it to do tren a eod instead of ed if I'm 350mg a week?
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I found a MILF that wants a FWB on the weekends. Will this get me in trouble?

>>37659809

Does anyone else just never want to eat fruit? Aside from my dog. I've eaten lbs of spinach and brussel sprouts, but fruit... ehhh

>>37660694
> no Jews in shitposting land

Hmm.. maybe.. but why?

Apparently you have great chances in 'Glen Eira', Melbourne and 'Waverly' or 'Woollahra', Sydney. Whatever the fuck that means.
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Hey gents, quick question for yas.
About 6 months ago I tore the fuck out of my shoulder and am just now getting back into lifting again. Pre-tear I was running 150 test prop eod, 150 mast eod, 150 tren eod then threw on 50 of Winnie daily. I didn't pct due to a lot of shit going on around that time, and so obviously gains went to complete and total shit and I got lazy as fuck. i was thinking maybe doing like a deca/test e cycle for a bit, maybe dbol, maybe not, just to bulk the fuck up quick again then cycle off and hit my test/mast/tren/winnie to shred up again. Suicidally stupid idea? Anyone have any advice as to what I should hit for my first cycle?
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>>37666437

its not going to make a lick of difference overall.

acetate ester gives it a half life of a few days roughly.
>>
BPC 157 is unlikely to help with cartilage damage is that correct?
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>>37666479
>Will this get me in trouble?
Are you still fucking the jew gril?

>>37666489
I'd be real cautious about taking anything for a while. If your shoulder's just now getting better, it's going to be the weak link more then your muscles.
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Why is working at UPS turning my piss brown?

>>37666557

No, she hasn't bothered to contact me and for all I know, she may have told rich criminal daddy I raped her rather than admit to being a slut. It may be that the only reason I'm still alive is that, deep down, he knows the truth. Or maybe I'm just being a pussy.

I realized afterwards that she'd be the 3rd Tinder girl I got to sing for me over the phone and I completely forgot to get her to sing in person. Have a vocalist fetish.
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>>37666647
>Why is working at UPS turning my piss brown?
Box dust.
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>>37666437
I get stronger sides with EOD ace injections. Not the end of the world or anything.
>>37666479
>I found a MILF that wants a FWB on the weekends. Will this get me in trouble?
Do eeet. I have always wanted to hook up with a milf. Someday.
>>
Hey guys don't try tofu with coconut oil. It's ultra shit.
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>>37666841
>tofu
>coconut oil

Are you a girl?
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>>37666875
>Are you a girl?
Close. He's vegan. lmao
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>>37666703

Are you saying working there will turn me brown?

80% of the employees are White and pale. The 5 non-Whites of my new hire group of 7 dropped out. Everyone there is chill, and the few non-Whites that do work there are the most likable, but everyone is alright. However, we are not kind to your packages.

>>37666841

JJ, why do I suspect you sent my supplements to the wrong address again? Are you using some encryption tunneling software that screws up text?
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>>37666890
is he actually? If so lets see a pic of him to see what a vegan roider looks like
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>>37659809
Girlfriend recently cheated on me and it gave me the urge of hopping on the bike. I just wanna get big now.

What exactly do I need to know for all this? I'm from Canada, are there decent sources here?

How long do I go on and off for? What do I watch out for?

There a pastebin for this stuff or something?
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>>37666891
>However, we are not kind to your packages.
I know. I used to work fedex.
If your box can't resist a good kicking, you should probably re-package it. lol

>>37666937
>is he actually?
yeah.
But we like him anyways.
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>>37666954
r/sst

150mg test e 400mg eq weekly split into two injections use an ai donate blood every other month
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>>37666954
No source talk, check /r/sst, and do your research PLEASE
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>>37666970
JJ SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT, I NEED TO SEE THE POTENTIAL ON A VEGAN DIET
>>
QT isn't going well boys. I went to her house yesterday and she was acting batshit crazy and told me not to touch her or anything. We just sat there and watch a movie, so I was like, "kissing you is totally off limits" and she freaked out and said I should probably go.

Texts me like 4 hours later blaming it on her period and being anemic. What the fuck is wrong with all the qt3.14's i talk to.

Officially celibate, women are fucked.
>>
>>37666891
I'll reship if it's not there in 3 days...
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>>37666954
thats what i did, heres what will happen. You will do a cycle of test 500mg for 12 weeks youll come off. Youll realise that coming off is a fucking ballache and you lose a lot of gains so youll decide to stay on. Youll hop on with dbol and maybe one other substance and push it up to 16 weeks. Then youll cruise until you get up to tren and hate your life and hate everything you see in the mirror whilst you cry and masturbate to hentai on the internet instead of just having a casual relationship with your girlfriend like you used to. Eventually youll be bigger than you could have ever imagined, and youll feel really small and hate your body more than you ever did. And it is at that point, when you will begin to leave humanity behind, with your crippling overwhelming body issues.
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why is credit card not an option for ADC?!

how am i gonna get my meds
>>
>>37665488
This has bothered me as well.
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>>37666954
> the urge of hopping on the bike

FBI, pls go. This is Mossad's territory. Go arrest some anime pirates or pedophiles.

>>37666937
>>37666978

Ay, JJ is alright, he isn't of the militant obnoxious vegan variety. Abstinence from cereals and meats has been regarded as the path to immortality for thousands of years.

>>37667013

Do you have tracking? Please tell me you didn't send it to St. Town again?
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>>37665969
Kek at you actually not getting mad at the comment, people usually get rustled at blunt truths.

Mirin lips hard. They weren't natty in that pic were they? Natty in the sense of #teamnomakeup

>Donate to my plastic funds canary :^)
I'll donate a whole dollar, only through paypal.
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>>37667008
>blaming it on her period and being anemic.
I can understand a little bitchiness. But that's pretty extreme.
I hate bitches that use their period as an excuse to go full cunt mode for two weeks a month.
>>37667017
That sounds about right.
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>>37667055
ceretropic doesn't carry mk because they tested a few dif samples and deemed them not good enough quality wise to sell.
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>>37667088

she's older than me too, and she was saying I might not be old enough for her LEL top fucking LEL.

My ex girlfriend can probably feel all my women hardships with her woman ESP. She's laughing her way all the way to the bank at me.
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>>37667008
Lmao your stories always make me laugh. How old is this girl?
>>37667017
To all you noobs that are thinking about hoping on this is EXACTLY what will happen to you.
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>>37666021
Unfortunately not homo, but girls with androgenous aspects like strong jaws get me every time. Love that shit.
>>
Is there a conversion chart that shows the equivalent GH ius that each peptide gives?
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>>37667008
You could use some of jerrys advice
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>>37667109

Shes 26. She was like usually I date men over 30, you're a little young for me.

>acts bat shit crazy, worse mood swings than me coming off cycles
>sorry just my period bb.

also I know this sloot is fucking other guys too, but we're on a pussy drought and she ain't my girlfriend. So yolo right?
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>>37667156

Jerry knows how it is, women are complete shit tier.
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>>37667158
I dunno man I would give her another shot. Girls do act crazy as fuck on their period. Great time of the month to take a business trip somewhere if you are able lmao.
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>>37667189

Yeah, im still talking to her. Hopefully she'll come around. If not I have sluts chatting me up left and right at work, working at a gym is great for picking up girls.
>>
>place order for some shades
>pay for 1-3 day shipping
>"please allow up to 15 days for processing" on email receipt
Jesus fucking christ
>>
>>37667195
Sounds great. And they'd all at least pretend to be into fitness.

>>37667220
That's what you get for choosing rhinestone shades over cheap sunglasses.
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>>37667252

its just hard to find the ones that aren't crazy I guess. Last two qt's have been kinda nuts.
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>>37667252
Better than rhinestone my friend
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>>37667272
Start dating men
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>>37667291

Nothing about the male anatomy attracts me. Like I told my roommate last night, I only need the women for their bodies. Everything else about them is full on retard and undesirable.
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>>37667220
Just steal them from the gas station. I haven't paid for my last three pairs.
>Grab a pair off the rack.
>grab my Mt dew and doritos and twinkies
>set everything down on the counter and despite being covered in stickers and tags the lady never rings up the glasses
Good times. Happened three times now
>>
>>37667305
Traps then, body of a woman without actually being a woman
>>
>>37667056
No. I'm sure I wrote it exactly as you typed it.
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>>37667314
Gas station shades aren't douche tier enough for me though
>>
>>37659809
on my next tren blast im thinking of adding mk into the mix. What to expect? Am i gonna enjoy it?
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>>37667082
Eh, I'm realistic. I think I have pretty good facial features but can agree my nose is a weak link

A dollar is better than nothing

I'm not wearing lipstick or lip liner or anything if that's what you mean, but there's a built in phone filter on my phone camera so I'm sure that makes them look smoother or something

>>37667158
She dates guys over 30 because she's a nutcase with daddy issues

>>37667220
Hate that shit

Overnight shipping tends to mean 4-6 work days kek pisses me off to no end
>>
>>37667348

would you date a guy shorter than you?
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>>37667008
lel keep the stories coming bruh, always looking forward.

maybe sacrifice yourself and meet up crazy qt's 24/7 to keep fraud funny kek
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>>37667324
heard you have bad handwriting
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> just ordered $150 of boner pills and pramiprexole
> unrelated, MILF just sent me nudes

Is it even possible to cum on Dapoxetine and Venlafaxine?

>>37667156

What is going on with that ass? It should be attractive but it isn't.

>>37667131

I consider 99.9% of men to be hideous, am 100% straight despite sucking a feminine cock, and am attracted to muscle girls.

>>37667324

Like this:

Gary Goldberg
12 Fucker St
Niggerson, NC 01234

Then it's probably on the way and the My USPS shit isn't working.
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>>37667343
No bad time for Mk677 in my opinion. Best dosed before bed to avoid hunger. Do you have any specific questions?
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>>37667398
>It should be attractive be it isn't

You are actually gay
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>>37667373

I can do this. I have a new QT in my site. She has a boyfriend but chats me up constantly.
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>>37667366
I've dated a guy the same height as me which is pretty manlet tier so sure

It's not really a deal breaker. Face and body proportion are more important to me physically
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>>37667398
Usps is known for never updating unreliable af

I've got most packages before tracking says shit kek
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>>37667289
We riff raff now.
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>>37667417
Mk on pct yes or no
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>>37667465
would you date a 5'11 manlet?
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>>37667398
Mossad in my state? Naww son.
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>>37667465
how tall are you.

womanlet
>>
>>37667504
Yeah, I'm only like 5'5
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>>37667092
When are they getting it back
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>>37667529
lmao womanlet, kys roastie
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>>37667504
stop it please

and you too>>37667529
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>>37667522
Eh I think womanlet is 5'3 and under

5'5 is pretty avg white grill height
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>>37667500
fuck off
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>>37667500
It's just gonna boost your growth hormone levels. This is pretty much always a good thing no matter what you are doing although you may not get the most out of it during pct since you are unable to push yourself as hard in the gym.
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>>37667417
what are the biggest benefits? How much does it cost for a months worth for you? What are the downsides if any?
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>>37667555
>555
O-okay
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