how's that tinder treating you /fit/? you cant be telling

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>>37375222

how to spit game on tinder?

i get hella matches but most of the time they never reply :(((

>>37375649
Damn, what a fucking bitch.

>>37375222

Terrible. Haven't had a single match in over a month. Makes me feel like I lost all this weight for nothing.

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tinder: the manlet experience

>>37375649
>howdy
You were asking for it, good thing your second reply wasn't "whoopsiedaisies"
>>37375222
I don't want any local acquaintance to find me and say "wew this loser uses Tinder"

>>37375222
Thought about using tinder but im still a recovering fatty and someone just called me ugly in a progress thread. feelsbadman.

Good luck anons

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>>37375762
>wew this loser is trying to get laid
your self-esteem literally couldn't get any lower

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>>37375760
>5'11
>higher than average
>too short

I fucking hate women. I fucking hate them.

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>>37375779

>>37375786
>>37375772
>>37375760
You're too good for them bros

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>>37375786

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>>37375772
proper response

>>37375786
>Hahahaha no
fuckin ruthless

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>>37375809
only works for fatties though

and why would you ever match with fatties

>>37375765
Man itkf i get shattered self confidence when that happens

>>37375772
It is a very small community here and I prefer not to shit where I eat.
Also, you are supposed to upload profile pics with friends to not look like a loner loser. I wouldn't dare uploading a friends picture, or asking for his permission either because that would lead to other questions i would rather avoid.

Does Tinder have a feature that allows you to look for girls in the radius of a certain geographic location that is not set to be fixed at one's actual location? (Can i set another "base of operations" far from home/work?

this is unrelated to this thread, but its the only non /fit/ related thread currently up thats getting replies, so I'll post here

Last Thursday I went to a club and saw a friend I hadn't seen in 8 months, we basically became friends again I guess then. Then today she texts me and asks me if I wanna go to banff and stay the night and party with her next weekend.
>tfw already have a gf and she knows
I asked if I could invite her and she said 'I was thinking this would just be a friends thing.' And that she didn't want my gf not to like her and it to be awkward being in a cabin together all night. It's just gonna be me and my friend her, and one other chick we went to highschool with.

wtf do I tell this girl to explain to her that I wouldn't want my gf doing things like that without me so I shouldn't do things like that without her, or even ask and put her in the uncomfortable position of saying she doesn't want me to. We have only been dating for 2 months.

>>37375809
Doing gods work anon

>>37375826
>Does Tinder have a feature that allows you to look for girls in the radius of a certain geographic location that is not set to be fixed at one's actual location? (Can i set another "base of operations" far from home/work?
Yeah but you gotta pay for it.

>>37375805
>Looking for a boyfriend on a hook up app

>>37375821
nah even if they give you a number just say "i only date x lbs and under"

>>37375760
>immediately starting off the convo by showing her both your insecurity and your short height
Was not getting laid part of your plan?

Why would she want to hook up with you at all? Next time use a normal opener, and mention your height only if she directly asks. In which case lie and say 6'0

>>37375821
>I would laugh if she was a midget.

What's the most alpha thing to put in my bio bros?

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>>37375853
that is some manlet sour grapes shit you're doing there

>>37375779
you're talking to tinder sluts, no shit they have a height requirement. They have so many guys begging to fuck them they can make up and stupid ass requirement and still get dick whenever they want it. They've been conditioned to think that they are literally gods and deserve the very best that the world has to offer. Not a single one of these girls could actually tell the difference between a 5'10" guy and a 6' guy.

In short stop using tinder before you cause irreparable damage to the human race
>tfw gf found without tinder
>tfw 5'10"

>>37375829
Uhm just say exactly what you said here. That sounds perfectly reasonable, if that girl is just a friend she will definitely be understanding if you say you don't wanna go. If she's a bitch about it Why be friends in the first place ?

>>37375826
Yea but only if you pay for pro. If you really think tinder is your best bet for meeting girls then I would say it's worth it (as you also have unlimited swipes and 5 "super likes" per 24hr as opposed to just 1).

Not to reverse whiteknight or whatever but I feel disgust looking at the screenshots in this thread

That fucking entitlement. I can't fathom having such unrealistic standards and seeing nothing wrong with it. If a girl is turning you down for being "too short" and you're her height or taller, she's a complete waste and you're dodging a bullet.

I'm 5'4, which is literally an inch below average, pretty much every guy is taller than me and beyond that I couldn't give much of a shit. Most of these girls are hovering around the 5'5-5'6 mark and whining over nothing.

>>37375871
>4'11
>105 pounds
literal skeleton, generic looking blonde chick too, not interested

>>37375871
haha I've seen that one before

why not just put "black men only" in there instead of beating around the bush

>>37375871
Lmao she's a fucking hobbit tho

>>37375871
I think I would just lie, I doubt she could tell, especially considering how short she is.

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>>37375893
by the fact that you're a woman who posts on /fit/, I'm guessing you're not much of a prize. of course you'd accept anyone and wouldn't have standards

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>>37375871
>4 feet 11
womanlet detected

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My ex gf cheated on me so in order to get over her i started using tinder.

My tip is to try to avoid the usual "hello" or "how's it going" when starting a convo on tinder. Try to make a comment on her personal text or on one of the pics on her profile. Something that sticks out a bit. If you see them responding and asking questions back then just ask if they want to meet for a coffee or a beer or something. Use something along the line of "texting is fun but i think it would be nice if we could meet up and talk face to face". After the first date you could ask a couple of days later if she wants to meet up for a movie at your/her place or something like that.

My tinder game is decent i think. Been using it for 2weeks and ive met 4 girls irl. Sex with 2 of them. Planning on meeting 2 new in the upcoming weeks. Just have fun and think of it as a way to meet new people.

Gods speed, anon.

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>>37375902
>>37375911
tiny girls are the best though

>>37375829
>That wouldn't be appropriate

Simple as that

>>37375910

So you'd prefer it if I expected every guy I'd even consider speaking with to be a whole head taller than me?

Not giving much of a damn about height doesn't mean I don't have standards, does it? I have plenty, but something as pointless as
>must be 6 feet
isn't one one of them.

>>37375928
Holy fuck she really is a hobbit.

>>37375876
>>37375929
Alright, I was basically just making sure it sounded reasonable. Thanks bros

>>37375937
What are your standards?

>>37375821

Oh lel, the manlet cutoff is rising faster than I expected

>a board that revels in fat hate, racism, and misogyny regularly gets uppity about heightism

>>37375765
keep going anon you'll get there. dont be a sad cunt.

>>37375893
This shit is only on the Internet. I'm a Manlet and I have never had a girl turn me down for my height. I've had chicks in heels that tower over me in a bar give me play. The Internet has tricked people into thinking they're more important than they actually are.

>>37375871
This probably a troll acc

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>

>>37375951
To be fair being fat is something you can change, besides this is /fit/ after all.

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>>37375928

>"If you're not at least 6'0", you're not a man"
>"I'm 4'11" and 105 lbs

I'm 6'3" and I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole. And if she asks why? Why would I risk my offspring having her short genes? Short people are inferior? Ok. That means you're a genetic dead end. Enjoy it. No tall people sperm for you.

wow women are fucking shallow.

>>37375772
You know, I can understand this. Most women I know want their man to be at least taller than them. It's the princesses like >>37375871 that seem unfair.

>>37375871
that ending number tho made me lose my fucking shit looool

>>37375959
that does explain why /fit/ is so virulently racist

>>37375928
funny how a barely 5/10 could be that demanding. They must think they're actually raising their social standing doing so but they're not.


Either way. Don't sweat it shortbrehs and 5'11s alike..You could lie to these chadchasers and say you're a few '' taller than you are, but it's just not worth it.

>>37375222
> trying to talk shit about avoiding women
> makes a topic about hiding behind the internet to talk to women
Nice hypocracy m8

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what wouldn't manlets do to avoid leaning?

>>37375946

??? To what ends ???

Pretty easy to guess stuff, high but not ridiculous?

If I'm looking on tinder, I swipe guys that fit my personal idea of attractiveness, which isn't completely traditional, I guess? I don't require someone to be ridiculously fit, I'm just not into skellies or obese people.

In general, an easygoing personality and a comparable level of activity to me, some clear interests/passions and ambitions.

I don't go there looking for hookups, but I make that clear in my profile and I'll go on a date with a guy I can have a promising conversation with.

>>37375992
Nah every board is a bit racist, /pol/ leaks into everything like cancer.

>>37375222
>All those shitskins
How's not being white treating you senpai?

>>37375947
And manlets just keep raising the height they say they are. Height inflation, bro.

>>37375829
>>>/adv/

About to make a tinder when I move into my new apartment in a couple months.
I'm 5'10"
I really feel like the majority of girls under 5'6", which is the majority of girls in general, would be totally fine with me. It's fine in person, so wouldn't that translate to tinder? Or do girls really gain some random new desire for height when it comes to tinder?
I really feel like there is some sampling bias going on. Most girls I'm friends with would consider 5'6" short, definitely not 5'10" unless they're specifically into tall guys (in which case they tend to ignore other undesirable features).

Also, I'm the type of guy who gets laid from house parties/kickbacks, not from picking up girls at bars and clubs. Am I going to have a worse time than a pickup artist, or are girls actually down to have convos

You guys utilizing fuck-and-chuck apps like Tinder should come to terms with the game you're playing. She can be just as shallow as any Chad and it's fair game.

Would never take this app, or anyone i meet off it, seriously.

>>37375826
Just fucking man up and own it you bitch. Who the fuck cares if you have a tinder account you autismo? Everybody gets lonely. Literally nobody will give you shit for it unless they are total assholes.

>>37376031
I think the same way as you, anon. Thing is, sometimes the situation warrants using cheap, dumb tactics like tinder. I won't go into detail about my particular situation, but I can assure you that if it wasn't for tinder my pickings would be very, very slim.

>>37375809
My Nigga

>>37376056
Nvm I totally misread your post. You're right. Herp derp

>>37376024
Dude /adv/ is the shittiest board on this site, I'd rather have people that I share at least one thing in common with offer me advice than have people who I have nothing in common with. Also that question was not worth starting a thread over since I got it resolved in two replies.

>>37376088
> \b\

>>37376064
Lol. The only way you can follow that up is asking what she is majoring in then showing her that's why women make shit money solely based on that

>>37376056
I met my current gf of 2+yrs using OkCupid.

Imho there are many alternatives to Tinder that still open doors for people like us both. Tinder, however is sexual anarchy and idiocracy personified. Great for flings, but you'll most likely regret if you take it as anything more.

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sometimes you get called a shemale

that's life

>>37376064
if women made less then men why would anyone hire a man?

>>37375976
>no qt brown asians where i am
Where you live im gonna move there right now

>>37376064
ABORT

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>>37376064

>>37376100
I've heard bumble is worth a try. I'm going to try both that and tinder, but from people I've talked to irl, they think my personality would work better on bumble
Don't mean to insult, but full on dating apps like match.com and okcupid creep me the fuck out and seem like an act of desperation.

>>37375976
Quit stealing actual funny peoples shit off twitter you fag

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>>37376064

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>>37376064

At least you found out she was crazy before things had a chance to get serious

>>37376157
Welcome to 4chan, how are you enjoying your stay tonight?

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>>37376149
Heres the cleaner one bro

>>37376126
It's a more efficient means to an end. I work long hours and don't have the fortitude to deal with the in-person dating ritual bullshit but haven't reached the the point of cynicism and thirst tp use Tinder. It's a happy median.

To me, these guys whining about Tinder whores being whores is like the guys who wonder why they can't find wife material in the dive bars they frequent.

>>37376111
>>37376064
>>37375928
>>37375910
>>37375871
>>37375821
>>37375809
>>37375786
>>37375772
>>37375760
>>37375649
I wish the wage gap was real.

>>37376126
After I dump my current girl friend and make some self improvements on my image I was thinking of trying Coffee Meets Bagel.

>>37376174
I've never heard of it.

Also, you seem to have the same level of cold, robotic narcissism that I do. Th- thanks /fit/...

>>37375857
This guy understands how people think and most likely gets laid

>>37376185
I've gone back and forth on it, we're just not right for each other and there's other things that make her really unappealing. I was going to let her down easy and move on with my life.

>>37376025
>Or do girls really gain some random new desire for height when it comes to tinder?

They apparently don't understand numbers. That's the problem.

The vast majority of these girls would probably guess that a guy who is 5'11 is actually 6'2".

There's so much lying about height in media, it's insane. In practically every sport they lie about height. Even fucking GOLF. I've seen it with my own eyes at PGA tournaments. The listed heights are way too high.

Chances are, you could say you're 2-3 inches taller than you are and the girl would never be able to tell.

>>37376197
Good on you

What's the appeal of Coffee meets bagel? I know I could google it but a person's perspective is generally better

>>37376214
I'm an atrocious liar and I get autismal levels of guilt when I lie or I'm misleading. It's one of the biggest things I couldn't get over in my transition from beta.
Looks like I'm setting myself up for failure.

>>37376222
You only get one match per day however over time it learns how to better match you with others that are more compatible with you. It's for more serious shit then just hook ups. A friend was recommending it when Tinder came up as one of the conversations so I thought I would give it a try at some point.

>>37376228

No need to lie. Just don't use Tinder to meet women. Nothing of value to be found there.

Join some losery meet up group where people just go to the local coffee shop or whatever. Those actually exist. Probably plenty of female autists there.

And I say that as a bro, not to make fun of it or you.

>>37376238
Interesting. Sounds like what I'll turn to when I inevitably blow it on tinder.
Good looks, thanks anon.

>>37376014
Even my already black soul (not skin color or anything). yeah, im a minority...

>>37376244
I'm not full on autist though. Kind of closeted and the only girls I tend not to do well with are chad-ettes. It's really just lying that I can't do.
I feel like my best bet is just to be honest and patient.

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>>37376064
>Women are equal to men
>Gender roles are demeaning
>No, you'll still have to buy all the drinks

Do these women know how oblivious they sound?

>>37376269
you're paying because you earn more money

she was pretty clear about it

>>37376267

I didn't mean full on. Just people who are nice and normal but kind of Magoo.

>>37376247
As much as I would love to play the tinder game, I just can't compete in something that is mostly shallow, I have that awkward Michael Cera look/charm going for me but tinder girls ain't in to that.

>>37376269
Don't worry anon you'll find girls that don't mind getting the check here and there. Funny enough my girlfriend insists on paying every time, I have to fight her sometimes on it.

>>37376281
>He earns more money because he works more
>He's paying because he's a sucker

Choose both

>>37375826
Download fake gps location whateverthefuck and set your location from there, ezpz

>>37376290
Well regardless of my level of autism, I do tend to enjoy quirkier girls, so I should probably look into that anyways. Good looks.

>>37376297
I'm going to try tinder regardless, just cause it's trendy, but I feel like your route will inevitably be the one I follow as well.

>>37376307
Wouldn't it just be easier to take her out on outdoor based dates? You know, rock climbing, hikes, etc.

>>37376307
Rich people dont give a shit about spending it
They probably make it right back in a couple of hours

>>37376318
The gender role positive part of her cognitive dissonance would kick back in, so she wouldn't be able to do those things because they're not girly.

>>37376318
Free activity-based dates.

Takes the fatties out of the running (heh) as an added bonus.

>>37376321
>Rick people got rich by spending their money on stupid shit

Your poor is showing.

>>37376333
Exactly, now you're thinking the /fit/ way of dating.

>am 6'
>say I'm 6'1'' on tinder
>implying women can tell the difference

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>>37375928
>6ft= 182.8800cm
>Being a man means you have to be exactly 182.88cm or taller

All I want is a punk rock girl, why is that so hard to find /fit/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m2ImnAEqSw

>>37376321
The money is beyond the point, anon

It's about proper screening and setting a precedent early

>>37376345
Because punkers don't exist anymore?
Great song though

>>37376353
If there are any left, do you think she's dating a chad?

>>37376359
Probably not. Probably a skinny artistic dude with tattoos

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>>37376359
Worse, she became pop-punk and then she married him.

>>37375222
Nobody's gonna mention Avery, really guys?

>>37376385
>Super liked

All respect lost for OP

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>>37375786
>hello?
>e
>l
>l
>o
>?
LOL

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>>37376374
>>37376384

I always ask this in tinder threads and never get an answer so in just assuming it's true.

Every guy swipes right on everybody don't they?

People who post pics showing how they have 500+ matches are at least 90% uggos and fatties but only post pics of the hot ones, right?

Only model tier guys can afford to be picky.

>>37376333

What are some other free date ideas, I'm horribly uncreative when it comes to this

>>37376432

I only used tinder on vacation, and there were a lot of girls wearing hijabs there so no, I did not swipe right on every girl

>>37376432

Men are far less selective than women. Rule of thumb

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>>37376432
You go for a range, you don't swipe everyone you just slightly loosen your standards to match with a few more people, but really it depends how desperate you are. I had a troll account so I would swipe everyone by default.

>>37376444
Some historical museums and art exhibits are free to walk into, bring her there.

>>37376412
She super liked him. I know, youve never seen that before

>>37376444

Museums
Park dates
Coffee
Ice cream

The latter stuff I'll splurge the 3 bucks for her

Otherwise, she doesn't get wined and dined until she's putting out

>>37375821

just arrange a date then don't show up

>>37376493
>Coffee
>Ice cream
Nigga he said free

I'm going to be having sex with a 16-year-old girl on saturday (legal where I live by the way)

I'm 25

feels good man

>>37376494
Then tell her you were late because of work, had a late meeting because you work with people across the world, but would like to make it up to her then arrange another date and don't show up again.

>>37376477

Liked back and responded with a message

Nope

i've never used a dating app like tinder, i would feel so weird, it feels like giving up on real life

i used fetlife once, found a swinger party and a masochist but haven't since

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>>37376412
fake main picture senpai

>>37376343
That's just so fucked up

>>37376064
but between the ages 18-25 women actually make more money in western socities than men

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You fags aren't doing it right.

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>>37377268
1/3

>>37376111
We all gonna make it (fem)anon

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>>37377290
2/3

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>>37377299
3/3

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>>37377308
Sometimes, it's too easy desu.

>>37375760
Is she not being /sarcastic/? and you're going autismo over it?

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>>37377323
You guys just need to learn to speak their language.

>>37377268
You have done fuckall so that says enough about your looks

>>>/out/

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>>37377350
You mad, bro?

>>37377364
Why would I be mad? I could find pics on the internet and make a fake profile, too...

On the off chance this is real, this doesn't impact me in any way whatsoever ;^)

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>>37377384
Keep lifting bro.

>>37375762
>I don't want any local acquaintance to find me and say "wew this loser uses Tinder"
Are you stupid?

>>37377390
Doesn't fix FACE

Or the fact that I'm not willing to put in the work on just to have a shot at sperging out to some random girl. Keep them coming though...

>>37377392
Eh, certain women will actually give you shit for this and if you recoil then they'll claim they're only there for fun and "don't take it seriously"...

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>>37377364
>Cockblocked by CHAD again

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>>37377390
>>37377411
>>37377404
Like I said, women are sluts. You just need to speak their vain, primitive, low IQ language.

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I tried

>>37377452
u lifting anon or just handsome ? pics?
nohomo just interested

I love these threads, never tried Tinder and from the looks of it i never will because holy hell this basically sucks ass

>>37376111

Lmfao, thanks for the laugh bro. You'll be right.

>>37377452
muh fuckin goals right there

>>37375871
This has to be fake

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>>37375910
>by the fact that you're a woman who posts on /fit/, I'm guessing you're not much of a prize.

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>>37376064
so fucking cringy

>>37377409
If you're on tinder to find your 'soulmate' you're fucking retarded

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>>37376064
get outta there quick

>>37376111
fucking savage

>>37375222
i got a gf 2 weeks ago from tinder and its working out quite well atm

I'm quite a sensitive person so i don't pretend to be macho and pump and dump whores, I need affection and company on cold nights, I found a girl who's pretty much exactly the same type of person as me and it's nice.

To be honest, I like the way she spaghettis around me, it's cute.

I know she's not a virgin but its 2016 and virginity is a meme to me.

I wish you guys luck, i know it sucks being alone. Try not to settle for the first one you get guys, you deserve better

>>37377578
How old is she?

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>>37377578
Same but she doesn't spaghetti at all. She's the apex normie girl. I don't know what I'm doing, but it seems to be working.

Pic related for when she finds all my insecurities.

>>37377578
Been in a relationship with an amazing girl for 7 months from tinder.. I'm sort of like you too. She's more of a best friend that i regularly bone to me, rather than a fuck-puppet like most of you guys see females as. well done anon

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>>37376118
>>37376125
>>37376147
>>37376149
>>37377563
top kek

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This was the entire conversation on Tinder. I texted her, and she responded. But stopped responding when I demanded ass pics.

>>37377621
>>tfw height, face, frame.

So why aren't women allowed to have height standards when guys clearly have beauty standards?

>>37377364

fucking CHAD

>>37375222
>those pictures of the girls

Did you swipe right in entire tinder? They look like fucking shit and now you're giving them an ego boost. Off yourself mate

>>37377631
They are allowed to have them

>>37377547
I'm not even decided on what I'm looking for, but I'm definitely not getting anything :^)

>>37376147
i fucking lost my lungs loling

>>37377631
They are, and men know woman have them but they have been shrouded in mystery for most men.
Now due to the internet height has become crystallized as being important, which it always was.

Now men cant choose and wonder what didnt get them the girl but now they have the answer, and as always
>the truth hurts

hence why girls dont like it when you ask their weight

>>37377308
this is cringe desu

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>>37377692
The more i read this the more my brain hurts, what the dick man?

>>37375871
>we women need to stop blaming guys for all domestic violence

i'm not even sure what i'm laughing at here

>>37377607
>>37377605
>>37377584
shes 19

we basically just talked on tinder as friends for a bit, like i said im not really a fuckboy, genuinely interested in finding someone i like.

So we talked for a bit and she added me on snapchat, we had good conversation, then there was a pic of me shirtless on my story, I guess she figured i was the humble type, because my body isn't half bad (maybe DYEL by fit standards)
and almost immediately after seeing my story she hit me up asking me on a 'date'

I really didn't worry much about the date because she was busy spaghettiing over me, trying to impress me and shit.

It's totally fucking alien to me, im an ex whale, having a girl lose her shit over you for the first time is mind blowing.

Sorry if this is rambling on i've had a bit to drink post workout

>>37377621
Bitch is ugly as fuck

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>>37377722
dude r u me? pic related is me being fat and gross 2 years ago, i fucked around for a year but lost 35kg and now been bulking and cutting until now where i look like i lift but am around 14%

>>37377722
>It's totally fucking alien to me, im an ex whale, having a girl lose her shit over you for the first time is mind blowing.
Grats bro, its the best feeling honestly. Ive had it happen a few times so i know
Keep up the good work man

>texting white bitches instead of gorgeous asian girls

Just why are we even wasting our muscles and efforts in those sluts anyway?
White people are on the verge of extinction anyway, it's damn useless for us to find a white slut. Damn fucking pointless.
Just go find an asian cutie

>white women
>attached to money
>le height meme
>I feel offended for this! And this!
>le social network experience
>xD's

>Asian girls
>cute
>will have sex with you no bullshit
>will take care of you
>will love your muscles because asians men dont have them
>will probably get into fitness
>not fat to begin with
>look gorgeous aging

you have literally one second to tell me why a white whale is better than an asian bunny

>>37377758
that's funny, i lost 50kg and am nearing 14% myself, havent taken a recent pic though might take one tomorrow.

good shit losing the weight man, hopefully you find happiness.

>>37377767
thank you bro

>>37377771
Fuckin grats, u gon make it

>>37377768
>you have literally one second to tell me why
Fine, ill take your bait
I like white chicks because they look good, they have the features i desire.
Meanwhile asian chicks do nothing for me, ive never tried to date an asian chick because i dont find them attactive in the slightest

>>37377545
kek 10/10

>>37375805

>you literally can't reach the requirement

Ahahahahaha I like this one

>>37377787
>not liking asian bunnies

well, of course you can have your tastes and standards. Nothing wrong with that actually. Personally I prefer asians

>>37376064

>gender roles are strong with me
>wants women and men to make the same money

shit just doesn't add up

>>37377364
>Ben

>>37377810
>Personally I prefer asians
And thats cool but i do think youre oversimplifying things
Some asian chicks got the worst mentality of a white chicks and the ones who got a "good" mentality from what i can see are usually the ones raised in asia with their culture

>>37377768
>asian girls
>look gorgeous aging

are you for real nigga

>>37375222
>getting too old for tinder
>fat
>ugly

>>37375786
>p-pls respond

Holy shit kek

>all these posts of "anything under 6ft3 won't do"
People in general have a fucked perception of height. I'm 5ft11.5, and even guys have told me "dude, you're like 6ft1" and shit like that. Girls are even worse in person, because they're all short as shit and can't really tell the difference between 5ft11 and 6ft2. The problem also seems to stem from guys in the 5ft7-5ft9 range all inflating their height when asked, so 5ft10 is the new 'short' and 6ft is just average. This is why tinder sucks.

>>37377865
Did you ever see an asian milf man holy

>>37376064

I'm guessing she has a nose piercing, rainbow coloured hair and is a vegan

how close am i?

>>37376113
Because they actually want the job to get done

>>37377908
This. Asians are the hottest race. They age well unlike white girls

>>37377908
>>37377931
Wtf where do you see this

Every asian woman I've seen ages horribly.

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>>37377364
>tfw KILLING my body at the gym while chad SLAYS pussy on tinder

>>37376328

this one's on the money

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>>37377908
sure thing buddy

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>>37377942

She's 40

Some asians age great, some don't

>>37377906
>This
I am 6'3" and people assume I am taller, maybe because I work out.

Then again I find it hard to tell how tall someone is. An ex of me was 5'2" and I never thought their was that much difference between us in height. The same with a friend who is 5'6", due rest his manlet soul.

>>37377963
Literally one in a million

Asians age the worst

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daily reminder if you marry an asian girl this is what your son will turn out like

>>37377364
>using a fake profile
>>>/r9k/

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Ok bros i need your help
I matched with this chick but i cant figure out if she's hot or not. What say you?
1/3

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>>37378055
Also, what the heck would i even say to her?
2/3

>>37378066

Open with

>I fuck at 144fps

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>>37378066
Lol dubs decides what i say to this chick if you bros deem she's worth it

>>37378074
go with this>>37378072

>>37378074
Give her a compliment, dont be a dick.

>>37378074
Rolling for this
>>37378072

>>37378072
Im not gonna sling memes at her. Not yet.

>>37376013
Don't listen to that jerk baby girl.

>>37378055
Ugly and has special snowflake syndrome-- no one cares that she plays overwatch, that isn't a determining factor of her personality. Also community college can equal one of three things: too poor, too stupid, or getting a bullshit "degree" in something like nursing that requires little to no effort and pays shit.

Look for smart girls in universities from affluent families, their home life is better and that directly has an effect on their personality and decision making skills.

Again though, that chick is fucking ugly

>>37378086

You will sling memes and you will love it

>>37378097
Yeah bro, i was thinking solid 7. Shes seems gran autismo.
Thanks for the wise words anon

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I just moved here to Bangkok, I've met 4 people so far...one turned out to be a ladyboy :(

>>37378101
Ok but only if its a good one

>>37378118

Trust me, it's good

She thought pc gaming was so important to her she put it in her bio

>>37378111
She's a 5/10 at best, on a good day, with a snapchat filter.

>>37378138
Oh fuck. Yeah man she looks thick and not in a good way.

>>37378115

You moved to bangkok and you're sad about ladyboys?

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>>37378148
She looks out of shape for sure, but that isn't even what I was referring to-- look at this mongrel. This is an extremely ugly face, with dough-like features. She's borderline moonface. This girl has full blown autism.

>>37375222
>need facebook to use tinder
>always find myself closing facebook within 2 minutes of opening it
I literally cannot interest myself in it
I didn't even make my own account, my friends did and I only used it once to keep in touch in everyone before whatsapp existed when I went to scandinavia for a week with my parents

>>37376385
I thought this was the purpose of OP's post tßh lel

>>37378157
She/he said it was Korean..
Turned out to be a chink

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Tfw you pulled an actual Chad :')

>>37378180
are u a grill?

>>37378172

What?

>>37378162
>Has red hair
>Kind of pretty

Id smash her unless she is fat or some shit like that

>>37378191
Indeed...

>>37378200
I went out with what I was lead to be a Korean female but it turned out to be a Chinese male.

>>37378205
do you live in london?

>>37378212

Oh

Was it the chinese or the dick part that stopped you

>>37378223
The dick mate. It was a hilarious experience watching this chink try to pass off as a Korean girl.

>>37378162
>>37378148
>>37378125

Fuck you guys are assholes. She is just an insecure chubby 18 year old girl. There's no reason to hurt her feelings.

>>37375760
This is so fucking funny, even if it's not true.

>>37378241
>There's no reason to hurt her feelings.
>Implying she will read this
Also white knight shoo

>>37378205
>>37378180
>grill sending first message

thirsty as fuck

>>37378241

Wait, how am I hurting her feelings by suggesting he open with a line related to her interests

>>37375649
>>37375760
>>37375772
>>37375786
>>37375805
>>37375809
>>37375821
>>37375910

I'd like to see those women after "The Wall".

>>37377692
>hence why girls dont like it when you ask their weight
Weight can be changed.

>>37376010
>I identify as 6'5"
kek

>>37378278

What i mean is that the guy who posted the pics shouldn't be a dick to her because some anons think shes ugly.

I like the 144fps line if that was you

>>37378298
>I'd like to see those women after "The Wall".
The wall isnt real mate
A woman never loses her value in the dating world, it might drop a bit sure but it never goes away.
Besides denial will ensure she will still make the same demands long into her 40´s (if she is single which is only possible if she is mentally unstable)

>>37378299

Nah, it's all genetics man

That's why we need fat acceptance

:^)

>>37378268
This
I don't talk to girls that send the message first anymore
I've never had a good experience with it

>>37376013
>LONDON

I honestly don't even think the height thing is that critical so much as it's an un-moveable barrier that will shut down a guy whose persistent because they can't change it.

Guys are salesmen trying to pitch their product. Even if you tell salesmen "no" they try to sway you. But by using height women, potential salesmen simply dont have a product to sell, no matter what they do.

>>37378314
The implication is that a woman loses her value to the high value males when she hits the wall.

>>37375805
>>37375786
>>37375772
>>37375760
I often make fun of manlets here for the banter, but I had no idea it was that bad. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry my little bros. Good luck out there.

>>37378353
Why ever make fun of something that can't be changed?

>>37375222
Is 6'2 enough anons? The last girl I had sex with had legs longer than mine. As an assman, there's something glorious in that.

What should I put in my bio? I don't want to make it boring, but need to put some info in there.

>>37375222
The girls on Tinder in the UK are vile, it's pointless to use the app. But when I've been in South America I've had like 50+ cute matches.

>>37377340
>i want to meet gaijin
kek isnt that an insult?

>>37378336
Im kind of bored with the high value male at this point
I mean it feels like some girls either have terrible taste or just take whatever jumps at them first/highest
Ive seen terrific cute awesome girls who fuck guys who were in prison, ive seen girls stick around with the fat uneducated slob guy. Ive seen girls drool over fictional characters only to the point where they dont date anyone "real"

I dont think any girl knows what high value is or that it differs alot from girl to girl

>>37378314
It is real of course, just pull your head out from your ass and look outside. Only beta white knights would fuck/date/marry post-wall women. Betas are equivalent of fat chicks, by the way. So I assume life after wall is a miserable experience, minding all the attention they got earlier.

>>37378268
I don't understand. Of course I'm thirsty, that's why I have tinder dickhead

>>37375760
Why would you start a conversation like that? Translation: "Am I good enough for you?" It's so insecure.

>>37378368
not him, but i make fun of manlets because they get triggerd so easily

>>37378394

No, it literally just means foreigner
but it can be used negatively

She could say gaikokujin I guess if she wanted to be more polite

>>37378408
Well I mean, you're acting like a sociopath.

How is tinder for a fit 30 years old guy ? Is there any older women ?

>>37375910
I've never had a girl mention height to me. I'm 5'10. Even when they ask my height, they don't go weird afterwards.

Whoever created tinder is a psychopath, they knew FULL FUCKING WELL it is going to crush people's self esteem and probably lead them to end their life

>>37378424
lol you are a whiny bitch

>>37378380
Put some random 1 sentence joke
It's the chad way.

>>3737840
like all whores you love a good load down your throat don't you

>>37378435
Maybe that just says something about you
Tinder boosted my self esteem massively

>>37378437
People should be judged on their internal qualities (charisma, intelligence etc) not stuff that is out of their control like physical appearence

>>37378457
Are you actually posting this on /fit/ where there are literal threads for fat people hate or. I mean you're right but pick your battles lol

>>37376432
Guys who understand the game just swipe right on everyone and makena selection afterwards. I delete and block every girl that's atrocious. Couple of weeks and I had 200 matches with semi-decent girls.

>>37378457
and I judge you on your inner quality of beeing a whiny bitch

>>37375720
probably girls who tinder when theyre bored without even want to get to know someone

>>37378468
>fat people hate
Weight can be changed.

Do you see the difference between knocking people for things they can change and things they can't?

Ask someone who lost his virginity at the age of 22 via Tinder anything

>>37378474
Not guy you replied to

>>37378097
This is tinder not anons arranged marriage to a special snow beast. Just let him pump and dump after spewing overwatch memes with this clearly bug-eyed beauty.

>>37378483
Oh my bad I didn't read the rest of the conversation. Carry on.

>>37378115
South-east Asia is literally GOAT for matches. As a White dude you're a God amongst men. I got dozens of dates in the Philippines.

>>37378495
story and pic of girl

>>37376111
fucking kek

>>37378515
I just got on to forget an ex taht dumped me. I slept with 6 women so far here, all I can say is I want a Korean, Thai women are beautiful but they have some major issues regarding jealousy and anger lol

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>>37378518
Not gonna post picture because I'm still seeing her. She's like 8+ though.

The story is pretty standard, I talked some with her, added her on snap, snapped a few days, invited her to my place one saturday evening and she came. We drank alcohol and talked and then we started making out for hours but she shut me down when I went for sex because she was on her period. Then she went home the next morning. Then next weekend I was going to a party near her, but found out that the party was really tame so I went to hers after like 1 hour. We repeated the first time but with sex this time.

I guess the only interesting part of the story is that the next morning my mom called me and told me my grandfather had died exactly as I was losing my virginity (she didn't know obviously). Felt weird.

>>37378180
>says you're cute
>says he's blind

>>37378574
He was holding on until you lost it m8

>>37378515
I'm tempted to get tinder out of curiosity. Live in Tokyo. 6'4 white dude. /fit/ reckons I'm an 8 face.

I live with my gf and I'm perfectly content. Probably best to avoid temptation.

>>37378574

She gonna be pregnant and your son will be your granpa. It'llbe weird. Be sure to buy him a Franck Sinatra cradle or he'll be pissed.

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>>37378601

>>37378575
hahahahahah

I hadn't measured myself in awhile. I'm 5'6" and apparently that's the average female height.

I'm tempted to just punch out completely because it seems like one of those standards that's everywhere that cannot, under any circumstances, be haggled with.

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>>37378619
Tinytrip is 5'6''

>>37377768
i like asians too but white girls are wilder and this is tinder thread

>>37378642
he's less than that kek

>>37378642

He claimed 5'4" and many people thought he was lying about that and shorter by a couple of inches.

>>37378642
I don't know who that is. And I don't think it changes the fact.

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>>37377963
Guess what, just like white women, when are you fuckers going to realize that there is no real difference?

>>37378205
shit test him. he seems to be cool

>>37378574
I'm sorry for your loss, mate.

>>37378774
Thanks man
It really ruined the otherwise great day

>>37378757

Plenty different m8

>>37378380
I'd let you use my Netflix.

Women often started a convo due to that stuff

>>37378834
You want your bio to help you get matches, not to make girls say hi first

>>37378619
become a trap
I'm 5'6" myself and I truly feel like a lesser man, even know I pack a 7x5.5

>>37378879
No.
You have your 1st pic to get matches. And the bio to fall back on a topic if you cannot get a conversation started.

Dunno about you guys, but I never bothered checking her bio, liked pages, etc.

Also: They need to swipe right on you to say 'hi', as long as I remember.

>>37378879
So how do I do that? I have info about my job and interests and a shit joke at the end. I could always do with more matches that aren't fat.

>>37378912
Noone reads ones bio, cause you dont use tinder to get to know people.

>>37378941
Females do. I just swipe to everything.

>>37378941
I used to think this too but in my experience most girls are looking for a relationship on Tinder

Feels like the most effective way to sleep around is to have a vague promise that you'll stick around afterwards.

>>37378954
That is what they tell you. Still they just want to fuck.
I never met a girl on Tinder that was not dtf. Most of them told me otherwise, just to fuck later..

'Never did that before'
'I usually wait till I know the person'

Blablabla.

>>37378074
>>37378066
>>37378055

>Mei is fucking cancer. How about you let me ryuuga wagatekiwo that kurau?

>>37375772
>not saying I like to look down on my women

>>37375928
Lol holy shit look at that halfling

>>37377758
Cave store in La Jolla

>>37375760
>/fit/ will fall for this

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>>37378586