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ITT: people that will never make it >weebs >fatties >people

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ITT: people that will never make it

>weebs
>fatties
>people that browse /r9k/
>people that use the word "hype"
>anyone with a beard
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>people who post about saving the white race on /pol/
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>>37358882
>>people that browse /r9k/
This.

Those people don't want to leave.
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>>37358882
>people unironically voting for Trump
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People who post here asking if they will make it.
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>>37358882
>dat pic
pls be parody
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Tbh anyone who actually thinks that "making it" is a thing has failed before they even start
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>>37358882
>anyone with a beard
Uhm what?
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>>37358976
kys faggot
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>>37358882
People aren't made, their born
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>>37359021
It's not gay if it's a feminine benis.
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One of our times greatest men had a beard.
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People that make these threads
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>>37358882
>implying /fit/ is any better than /r9k/
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>>37359042
OP le BTFO xD
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>>37359056
Here's your response.
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Jokes on all of you faggots there is nothing ever to be made. Entropy wins. You lose.
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>>37358882
Stopid people.
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>>37359072
ur mom made a lot of noise last night m8
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>>37358882
>that pic
jesus....
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>Europe
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>USA
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These boys.
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>>37359216
>tinytrip top left
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>>37359216
The bottom middle one is actually quite funny.
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>>37359305
You're not gonna make it.
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>>37359216
>generation of boys raised by weak fathers and smothering mothers

absolutely disgusting
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>skellingtons who think eating is difficult
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>tfw you eat 4 mini scotch eggs and then check the macros
>700kcal, ~8g protein

fuck.
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>fatties who think not eating is difficult
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>>37358882
>ITT: people that will never make it
>weebs
Probably but they can snap out of it
>fatties
Same as above
>people that browse /r9k/
Same as above
>people that use the word "hype"
Using a word means shit all
>anyone with a beard
This is probably the most false out of all of these
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>>37359319
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>>37359216
>nu males
They're not even people
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>>37358882
I am 3/5 of these things
Fucking you OP you don't know shit
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>>37359356
t. Assblasted fatass with a beard that watches Game of Cucks
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>>37359357
i would kill that kid just to save him from the life that awaits him
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>>37359319
haha
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>>37359371
>watching GoT
Easily the biggest indicator of whether someone is a faggot or not.
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>>37359348
think before you eat anon.
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>>37359054
>mia malkova
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>>37359376
>pshh..nothing personnel kid
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>>37359357
I really wanna see did dude in real life. He gotta die cause this shit offends me
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>>37359371

seems like you're the only assblasted person itt :^)
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>>37359393
>Deadpool
so funneh xD!!?!
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I browse /r9k ironically what now
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>>37359356
lol fucking dumbass
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>>37358882
>be weeb
>browse /r9k/ (a lot less now though)
>have pube level beard
>made it
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>>37359435
Pic with timestamp and stats, fuccboi.
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>>37359417
Not going to make it.
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>>37359452
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>>37358921
low test androgynous beta nu-male cuckold spotted
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>>37358882
>OP
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>>37359488
that's so fucking creepy wtf
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>>37359498
>androgynous
Not with this beard kid
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>>37359521
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>>37359488
this one always gets me because it seems real

goddamn
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>>37359416
bro don't post like this here ffs

I can't even tell if you are being ironic or not
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>>37359531
I would call you a fucking faggot but you probably don't get that much action desu senpai
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>>37359498
I'm willing to bet that half of these words don't mean what you think they mean.
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>>37359357

reading... it hurts.... so bad....
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>>37359568
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>37359559
Guarantee I get more pussy than you. I'm in a band
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>>37359398
kek
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>>37359601
I like your hat dude
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>>37358882
>anyone with a beard
Well shitposted friend.
How does it feel to be low test?
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>>37359601
>was going to back you up on that beard
>see this photo

dodged a bullet there
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>>37359601
>>37359531
>these are the people giving lifting advice on /fit/
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>>37359614
>posts the gayest photo of a man with a beard he can find as a counter-argument
>"lolisareforbullying"

checks out
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>>37359534
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
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>>37359601
When did you transition?
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>>37359620
I don't give advice I really don't lift
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>>37359620
source?
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>>37359614
My dad and my brother have great beards but i can't grow one, i'm 22yo. Why is that? I know that my estradiol levels are high, can that be the problem?
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>>37359601
go phone bank for /r/sandersforpresident, ya faggot
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>>37359675
I don't even browse reddit you cuck bitch
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>>37359635
>Chad has a beard
>you don't want to be Chad
Why even live Anon, if you can't grow the most basic factor that lets people know you're a man?
Men have beards, nu-males shave or have mustaches.
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>>37359601
good fucking god, I've never hoped for a post to be a troll this bad before
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>>37359658
don't worry, we could tell.
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>>37359697
>Nu-male shave or have mustaches
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>>37359733
And I still get more pussy than you though
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>>37359614
>he fell for the beard and high t memes
Ooooooh boy. Don't believe everything you see on the internet kiddo.
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>>37359747
>>37359738
>dating women who stay with you because you're a effeminate faggot.

/fit/- trannies in training
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>>37359697
lmao, it's been five years since the last time I shaved

just stating the fact that you are the most stupid and homosexual tripfag in this board
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>>37359675

>using faggot as an insult
>2k16

this is how i know you're underage
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>>37359770
You're not even good at shitposting. What are you doing with your life?
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>>37359743
Dude, it's way too obvious you're actually autistic or an aspie, because any reasonably-minded human being would be so fucking embarassed at what you just wrote, but here you go making us cringe and feel embarassed for you. It literally hurts readin what you're writing, because I honestly think you believe what you're saying, and I can't fathom how ashamed your family and everyone around you must feel for sharing your general space.
Please kill yourself or learn how to not be a socially retarded fucking sperg, I beg you. People like you are literally worthless if they don't fix themselves.

>people that aren't gonna make it
posting in the thread made for folks like you was literally the only thing you did right, and I'm willing to believe it's the only thing you've done right in a long time.
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>>37359787
Good pasta. You right this yourself?
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>>37359531
Is no one going to mention that he's clearly holding his dick here?
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>>37358921

>Not gonna make it
>Already made it to 1,237 locked and sealed, hang onto your asses for a wild election ride.

Pick one, loser.
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>>37359778
lmao
>Being a PC moralfag on an infamous macedonian smegma sniffing forum
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>>37359802
>bad words about me that runs on longer for more than one sentence? gotta be pasta XDDD

literally all for you, kiddo. people like you disgust me to no end, the sheer lack of self-awareness is so troublesome and makes my skin crawl. I know it's a comfort knowing that you will die as worthless as you are now, but you still bother me by just being you.
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I dont have a beard but cant see whats wrong with them.

They look manly as fuck,atleast in some guys.

Being a nu male is not about having or not having a beard,its about being a little bitch or not
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>>37359531
You'd look like an androgynous faggot without your shit excuse for a beard m8

Nice edgy clockwork orange tattoo btw loser
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>>37359823

i just don't like the presence of children on my website
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>>37359601

No one cares about your prog metal band faggot. I bet you post djent memes and talk about going to shows 24/7.

Get bent.
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>>37358882

I want to play "Titan Souls".
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>>37359531
I don't know if anyone has told you, but a beard is only nice when it is evenly cut all around.
Your's curls and spirals all sorts of directions.
Do something about this then post results.
But then again you do have stretch and a tattoo of Pocahontas so you are probably just hipster trash.
ALSO
>posting a pic on /fit/ with a don't even try/10 body.
Yeah gtfo KID
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>>37359826
This. Some faces are infinitely complimented by having a beard, and some don't have the genes for it. The people that aren't gonna make it are either the guys who can grow a beard and have a tiny face without it, but don't, or guys who try to grow beards when they end up patchy and only on their necks and still try to pass it off as manly (read: neckbeards).
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People who unironically use the terms nu-male and cuck are never gonna make it.
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>>37359787
>being so mad that you become the edgy teen

I hope this never happens to me or my wife's son
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>>37359889
what can I say man, internet cancer is contagious. Got rustled, couldn't handle it.
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>>37359835
>Your website
lol, faggot

How many dicks have you sucked just to prove to your feminist leftist professor that you are a true ally to everyone in the LGBTSNFFDLKHSDGLKFdSLKDFLDFGOIQWER-community and that you indeed stand "on the right side of history" like the huge progressive faggot you are?
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>>37358921
>people voting ironically

That's messed up.
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>>37359697
if people can't tell that you're a man when you're clean shaven you should seriously consider suicide
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>>37358976
Beards are the new fedora, m8. The only people who wear them are tryhards

Unless you are as hairy as a slav and as big as a boulder, you shouldn't be wearing one
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>>37359210
Not for long
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>>37359315
Kek
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>>37359319

sweet jesus
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>>37359216
I'd smash half of them desu
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>>37359992
>The Census Bureau projects that by 2050, one-quarter of the population will be Hispanic or Latino.
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>>37359332
I was raised by under a single mother and older sister. I used to fucking be like this. It's a miracle I didn't turn out gay.
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>>37359319
fucking hell
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>>37359488
>Monroethehedgie
So his 3-4 "friends" are sonic characters...
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>>37359592
>that absolutely disgruntled mother
>that completely dejected father
>mfw I didn't know it was possible to disappoint your parents as much as this
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>>37359319
please tell me this is scripted
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>>37359679
Somalia knows what's up
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These creepy guy posts are why it's so hard to pick up grills online.
Can you imagine how many of these dudes bother a girl before you talk to her? This makes grills brush off and ignore many guys automatically in fear of you being one of "them"

NEVER EVER EVER SAY TO A GIRL,
>umm... Can I ask you a question?
Because she's already preparing for some autistic bullshit.
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>>37359592

The disgust is palpable
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>>37359216
I used to be able to look at this shit and laugh. But my reaction feels physically painful now. It's actually getting harder to look at this shit somehow. It changed from gore making me feel sick to cringe photos.
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>>37359679
>>37359592
>>37359534
>>37359488
>>37359467
>>37359357
>>37359319
>>37358882

moar like this pls
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>>37359601
So this is the typical Bernie supporter
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>>37359601

>pokemon hat
>Misfits pants you bought at Hot Topic
>beard
>glasses
>band
Fuck off hipster trash
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>>37359802
Write*
Holy fuck learn to spell autist
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>>37360202
No offense bro, but you were probably real close to turning into this before you started lifting. I get insanely fucking mad and physically ill from the HAES crowd because I almost become one before I lost weight.
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>>37360376
Template for those interested.
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>>37360376
well he started getting hot easily
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>>37360413
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>>37360413
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>>37359778
First time on 4chan, eh faggot
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>>37359778
What's your problem? Faggot isn't homophobic anymore anyways you newfag faggot.
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>>37360413
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>>37359601
>this is the guy giving you advice on fit
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>>37360413
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>>37360458
>>37360517
>>37360600
>>37360671
Top fucking kek
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>>37360671
Apex lel
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>>37359531
>Ugly
>Out of shape
>Gross "beard" to try to look masculine and hide shit jawline
>Meme carnival clownearrings
>Manlet shot
>shit tattoo
>Tattoo

I mean, I know it's wrong to stereotype, but you trump haters really do it to yourselves.
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>>37360671
Supreme zozzle
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>>37360413
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>>37360252
>Misusing the term
>Giving this low t numale credit for being "original" (which hipster meant at one point)
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>Not achieving the perfect balance of test
>Full head of hair, feathery and thick
>Full, soft beard

Feels good to make it, bro. Love these Nordic genes
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>>37358904
First post best post
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>>37360738
t. >>37359531
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>>37360413
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>>37360763
Nope, not a manlet.
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>>37358882

>anyone with a beard

You're such a faggot I swear to god I would kick your ass in real life
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>>37360738

Too pussy to post a pic?
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>>37359216
>no le cookies and milk

for shame
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>>37359592
why is he wearing a santa hat with his Halloween costume?

oh that's why the parents are disgusted, he got his holidays mixed up~!
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>>37360785
Anyone with a beard in 2016 is trying too hard and over compensating

Beards where kept long ago because shaving wasnt readily available or was inconvenient

Modern day low t over compensating betas have to actually manage beards which defeats the purpose and it still looks shit like >>37359601 and >>37359531

Protip: my sister literally said a man with a beard is unattractive because they know you're over compensating
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>>37360769
This is fucking great.
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>>37360841
>>>/lgbt/
Go back to your containment board with the rest of the trannies.
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>>37359534
I actually get sad reading stuff like this.. Like just think how his parents feel and how he feels knowing each morning he probably won't get a girlfriend but still praying before bed that he gets one the next day..
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>>37360824
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>>37360841

You're so fucking pathetic you will literally never get married

Facial hair is a natural occurrence in men. Fuck off you piece of shit nu-male. Your kind is what's destroying America.
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>>37360859
>Beardlet numales are THIS angry at the truth

I'm 6'4" and can bench 210 lbs, though.
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>>37360904
What a dumbass.
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>>37360841
>Protip: my sister literally said a man with a beard is unattractive because they know you're over compensating

my wife's son said so too
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>>37360841
A beard is completely natural. Any woman who uses a make up product is compensating
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>>37360904
No, I'm just not a huge insecure faggot. I shave. I could grow a beard, and do when I'm at my family's cottage in Russia(because it's cut off from civilization) but when I head back to civilization i shave it off.

Did you not read the part about a woman saying its see through and unattractive? Ironically you're the kind that brought about this overcompensating on lack if testosterone trend.
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>>37360923
make up has been used basically forever. it probably was invented around the same time clothes were.

hell the fucking romans used white lead in facial make up.
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>>37360923
>>37360921
>>37360904
also see >>37360911
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>>37360728
Best
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>>37360904
>numales misusing the term to how they see fit to be able to further deny being one
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>>37360954
>women have been compensating since it was possible
>men have had beard since the existence of humans
Wew
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>>37359216
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>>37359967
That is the most beta comment i've ever read. Don't be mad with your shit genetics that don't allow you to be a real man.
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>>37360911
>I'm 6'4" and can bench 210 lbs, though.
Kek, bragging about baby weight
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>>37360999
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>>37361003
Lift all you want, little manlet and grow that beard on your shit jawline. I look good to women natty and I don't have to go further to delude myself into thinking it would make me more attractive

>american numales will never get to chop wood in a Soviet cottage and play balalaika w friends at night on the petchka
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>>37360946
So what you're saying is that you don't know any other women besides your sister. That's just sad breh. Work on your baits.
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>>37361058
> I look good to women natty
I bet you think being circumcised is natty as well.
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>>37359319
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>>37358882
>having a beard
here's your (YOU)
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>>37361002
Weak jawline faggot detected.

That's alright. You can hide your mouth breather's jaw. I'll be here fucking your mom
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>>37359531
You look like fucking white trash no shit you don't like Trump
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>>37361064
I know women enough to know they wouldn't openly admit to shit like that unless they know they won't fuck you (which naturally will never happen to non redneck brothers/sisters)
>>37361075
Did you not read how I am ruski and cirvumcision isn't very common there
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>>37361102
There isn't a man in history or mythology that was worth a damn without a beard.
Keep raging tranny.
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>>37361149
How many years ago was this?

Again shaving was either inconvenient or near impossible. Which is why beards weren't shaved. They weren't "kept" to flaunt faux masculinity.

In the modern age where shaving is easy and fast a beard is cringe-worthy and a display of faux masculinity and nothing else
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>>37361165
>falling for the feminist agenda
http://www.theportlygazelle.com/2015/11/11/movember-needs-to-be-banned-beards-are-sexist-and-mens-health-shouldnt-be-prioritized/

Tumblr you have your own website, go back to it.
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>>37359787
Savage
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>>37361177
You're projecting really hard. Instantly lashing out in self defensive when not being openly accused is a huge sign of insecurity, which in turn low testosterone.

You even googled it and searched for a link, kek. I feel bad for amerifats
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>>37361149
> great people in the past had beards
> since I have a beard, therefore I must be great

Nice meme. That's why it's cringey to own a beard

Show off them jaw gains if you're not a pussy
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>>37361192
>maximum damage control.
>>
Im trying to make it.

I started 2 weeks ago doing the stronglift routine in the wiki.

Gained allready 10 lbs on each excersize, theighs hurt like shit.

Im really confused on the science though.

Im a tad bit overweight, 6 ft 219 right now, but im not exactly sure whats going to happen, i read so much that you cant lose weight and gain muscle at the same time, so like, if I keep continuing with this and progressively get better, whats going to happen to my fat ass.

I just asthetically look like shit and i really want to get stronger and look it as well.

I dont know if i am bulking or cutting, concidering im 219, I dont know the first step.

Getting into the gym yes, good start, im just confused as to how the science behind it works, can I get some help?

Im just trying to get big enough and look good enough to do some [spoiler]cosplaying.
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>>37361201
delete your shitty posts and shave your half grown shit beard

Can't think of anyone in Russia under 60 that doesn't shave regularly to not grow an uncivilized Dostoyevsky beard

Americans are so pathetic
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>>37361213
>Cosplaying
Not gonna make it.
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>>37361229
You cant discourage me.

But I dont know what im doing besides trying to lift heavier as suggested.
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>>37359216
>the white gangbanger in the blue shirt and hat....
>hey girls did you know, that I don't care were your boobs go. I care about how big your heart is <3

....
>I don't care were your boobs go

What the fuck does that even mean? Chicks tits wander?
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I've browser r9k and I 'made it ' or am making it . I've kept off 100lbs made some decent new gains in 1 year.
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>>37361219
>Russia
Everything you say is irrelevant to the real world.
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>>37359584
Jesus triple bait?

Idk anymore. Just smite me now god.
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>>37359210
Kek
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iopq will never make it
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>>37361261
Fatass fuckboy breh
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>>37361213
If anyone can give me an idea let me know.
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>>37361265
Not as far I'm concerned. Slavs have the best films, literature, music, games.

[spoiler]Also the highest testosterone KEK[/spoiler]

>Openly refer to them as niggers
>No PC
>No sjw
Doing fine.
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>>37361288
Enjoy your pleb tier third world communist country
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>>37361183
please stop posting this picture of a black man, it makes me uneasy to look at people that dont have white skin (asians are fine unless they're equatorial asians, then they look like hispanics)
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>>37360178
>girl
>ignore someone
Girls never do that. Even hottest girl most likely will answer your autistic question. Girls love attention and almost never block people.
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>>37361213
Eat clean enough to maintain that weight and keep lifting. Once your lifts begin to stall, reassess yourself, but you should be good for a year. You're off to a good start.
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>>37359319
makes my skin crawl
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>>37361339
Thank you. So just a clean bulk diet? Or just enough calories to keep my current body weight?

Im not to sure how it works really.
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>>37359679
>hurray, you messaged back :)
I want to die. Even when I was too much of a loser to talk to women, I knew that this wasn't the way to do it.
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>>37360178
holy fuck I'm realizing now I used to do that as a kid...

but
>trying to get girls online

confimred not making it
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>>37361300
Only someone truly ignorant to the arts would claim Soviet work as pleb
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>>37361367
Maintenance. That weight is a good foundation for strength, so work with that for now, get your diet in order, and figure out the next step when you start plateauing on the compounds. At that the point, the next step may be switching to a split and cutting (but it varies based on the person and their goals; that's just what I would do)
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>>37360901
I cant take these
these are too good
this one
10/10
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>>37361274
did he lift his way into being more jewish

>jew gainz
>jainz
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>>37361310
>privilege in action
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>>37361465
well I think I can do it. Ill keep a maitinence diet in order.

Is that scooby one that selects the gain muscle lose fat option very good for a diet plan?

I was thinking of using that since i have a hard time counting everything on my own.
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>>37359216
the funniest part is that maybe not all of them, but most of them will have lost their virginity at age 15 or less

they're normie as fuck and trying, it's more than most of /fit/ can even say after getting absolutely yoked
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>>37361566
But I dont work out to crush puss. I work out to admire what I could be.
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>>37361574
so you work out to crush boypuss
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>>37361580
Only xdressing traps.
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>>37361584
wouldn't a cross dressing trap just be a feminine looking boy

a trap is a boy you didn't know was a boy, so if a trap is cross dressing, it's just a boy, right?
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>>37361591
Thats the point.

Im not guna sit there and tell you that their girls.

I like the fact that its a boy, I like how it looks mostly like a girl, and I like that they dress like a woman.

Anyone who lies about the sex is a fucking faggot.
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>>37361600
that's what boypucci is tho

can't have an absolutely jacked homo man with a boypusci. that's just a faggot getting fucked in his ass.

boypuzi implies femininity
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>>37361611
Now crushing trap boipussy yes. That would be the reason for my gains.

They fucking love jacked men.
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>>37359319

Classic.
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>>37358882
>you
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>>37361673
Fuck off normie.
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>>37361677
>normie
fuck off reddit
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>>37358882
>In this picture: reasons why I no longer identify with gamers.
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>>37361712
You sound like a hatefull person.
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>>37361677
>knowing that /b loves traps makes you a normie

k.
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>>37361724
so what if he is

none of your fucking business really, faggot
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>>37361730
>shooing someone away because of their sexual preferance in a conversation that had nothing to do with you.

>>37361734
Same with you. just ignore and walk away senpai
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>>37358882
>people who use the word hype
You're list was pretty good until this.. Why you so mad that chad's can get your girl?
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>>37361744
>shooing someone away
you mean
>directing to the correct board

also

>not calling out samefag when you fucking had it
you fucking idiot
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So I'm gathering that "people who aren't going to make it" = Cringe?
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>>37361804
>not calling out samefag when you fucking had it
you fucking idiot

p much i was just trolling u XD
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>>37361814
No, just you.
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>>37358882
People who post threads about "making it" will never make it.
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>>37361814
no, just your 1rms
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6 ft 127 lbs
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>>37359967
Man this shits rough.
I can confirm that most people see you as a try hard or a hipster if your bearded today.

I had mine out when I was 18... All that effort to be different then has fucked me now
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>>37358882
Poor autism
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>>37359216
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>>37359903
kek
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>>37359039
That pic just goes to show you how big Paul Bunyan really was, making that polar bear look like a stuffed animal.
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>>37359826
>he fell for the Gransfors Bruks meme
fucking hipster faggot. Should have got a Husqvarna for 1/3rd the price.
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>>37359824
A man who has true disdain for plebs
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>>37360042
I was raised by a single mother and have a sister 2 years older than me. I was never like any of them. Could be because my dad visited at least once a week and my mom's a turbo-bitch who's ex-military so she thinks she's a drill sergeant or some shit.

Those are just dumb kids trying whatever they can to get into a girls.
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>>37362289
Into a girls' pants*
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>>37361315
Unless you're a major autistic creep.
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>>37362186
kek
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>>37359319
>oh haha
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>>37359315
gg ez
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>>37361427
>brainwashed
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>>37362276
:^)
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>>37359534
That's just really sad. This guy was probably neglected as as a child and just wants to know what love feels like. He could have paid a hooker way less to do way more, but sexual frustration isn't even the issue, he just wanted someone to at least pretend to care.
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>>37359319
>oh haha
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>>37360841
Damn right I'm compensating
Without I look 12, with it I pass for 24, so fuck it I guess
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>>37359826
>playing dress ups as an adult
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>>37362484
>$350
That would get you 2 hours for a high-end asian hooker
That could get you an hour with a black or latina one.
That's not enough for a decent white hooker.
Don't ask.
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>>37362549
Forgot to add, this is for the basic stuff. Literally checkout backpages for your city
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>>37360901

this could work...
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>>37359531
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Muh free shit
>muh arts degree
>muh tattoos
>muh debt

What's your girlfriend's kid's name?
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>>37359357
Jesus Christ you can FEEL how much the person just wants to be alone.
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>>37359357
>XXXX-chan
>unironically

JUST
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>>37359967
Fuck off cuck boi.
Red beard master race Lookin like Tormund Giantsbane, built like Orel and the size of Hodor reporting in.

Fucking ur GF with your mother watching as we speak, getting bored so I'd thought I'd shitposts.
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>>37362748
>this is how le ebin beard redditors unironically think of themselves
KYS
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>>37362582
>savage
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>>37359601
Tell me honestly why are you in /fit/? Its pretty damn obvious that you don't lift, you don't care about your body or your shitty apparearence overall, so why post here? /b/ seems to suit you just fine.
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>>37358904
Nigger detected
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>>37359216
i even know the guy on 2nd lower left
he's chad as fuck and I'm just counting my macros and personal records
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>>37359967

>slav master race
>shaved head and unkept beard
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>>37359072
>Jokes on all of you faggots there is nothing ever to be made. Entropy wins. You lose.

this guy gets it
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>>37359072
yeh but having fun in between is what counts.
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>>37358882
people under 5'10

people that play videogames (occasional casual game a couple hours a week is fine)

people that binge watch tv shows
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>>37362964
....that's not what I'm doing right now....
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>>37360899
>tfw in middle school when I was a Christfag I stayed up for 4 hours praying to God one night to have this girl at school fall in love with me and how it was innocent and how non-lewdly beautiful she was and how we'd wait until marriage before sex
>tfw she declined but I'd still push her with my nice guy spiel and started hating me because i'd stare at her every day
>tfw i kept staring at her because she'd laugh whenever she caught me and i was too autistic to realize it

Middle school was a rough time for me. I cannot believe I was so depraved. Reading these messages brings back bad memories of how I used to think on a daily basis, but they also remind me of how far I've come. Made some massive mind gains after growing up and getting /fit/.
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>>37363152
>tfw i kept staring at her because she'd laugh whenever she caught me and i was too autistic to realize it *

>*was actually a pitiful hateful laugh

fuck me for not proofreading
>>
>thinks playing a few hours of games each week is better than being under 5'10

haha no OP said people who wouldn't make it, I think you should add yourself to that list kiddo
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>>37358904
yeah, them crackers is too far gone. KEK
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>>37359531
You look like an even more cucked version of whiteboy7thst
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>>37361352
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>
Jesus fuck that guy is why girls are afraid of posting on the internet.
>>
People that make threads like this one
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>>37363283
Am I high or something?
>>
>>37362964
What's your net worth anon?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Slim
>>
People that browse /fit/
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>>37359967
>>37358882

Let me guess, you can only grow a pedostache.

It's ok anon, we all know that one guy who's forever alone.
>>
>>37359943
If you need to be clean shaved to consider yourself a man you're a nu-male fag.

A beard is an ageless symbol of masculinity, and a bunch of whiny fuckers like you won't change that.
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>>37360841
All this sodium is bad for you.
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>>37361058
You focus so much on weak jawlines, I can't help but wonder how shit your own is.

>there's something about that guy I don't like about myself.
Basically you hate people with the same weak traits as yourself.
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>>37361624
He had so many chances to recover, including telling her at school the day after he was baked out of his mind.
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>>37363531
top kek brah
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>>37360517
Best one desu
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>>37362582
Lil' Tyrone Westhouse Junior
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>>37359216
anyone got the pic where it says oh yea i do have all those things
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>>37361624
jesus fuck that hurt
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>>37363614
That girl looks like a goblin, fucking shit taste heteros.
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>>37358921
http://myfreshnews.com/index.php/2016/05/29/newspolice-officer-anti-trump-protesters-hateful-evil-people-ive-ever-seen/

I'm voting Trump out of spite
The american left is the most disgusting shitshow I've ever seen
>>
>>37363621
wow this hoe is cruel
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>>37363621
jeez so much cringe
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>>37363659
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>>37363665
trying way too hard

he should have just said, hi my name is (name), you live near me and i think we have common interests, what's up?
>>
>>37363651
Why? Because she told him what he desperately needed to hear? If more women were as honest as her then half the cringe you see in this thread wouldn't exist.

Kindness can often be the worst form of cruelty anon.

She does look like a fucking goblin tho.
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>>37363701
>>
Today at school i saw a girl give some nerd his book she borrowed.
>hey heres your book :3 ~grill
>t-thanks... for using it... hehehnggr~nerd
The girl just walked away with an awkward smile
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What a hilarious thread
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>>37360841
Lmao having so little experience witb women you have to ask your sister what's attractive. What an absolute faggot. Bitches love my beard (protip, if they want to fuck, they're attracted. If they want to just talk about their feelings, you're their designated cuck), your sister just is a beard bro.
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>>37363719
Holy shit, beautiful.
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>>37358959
/thread
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>>37359488
>MonroeTheHedgie
>And he might be... kinda fast when talking to people

Gotta go fast...
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>>37363910
>you will never go on a date with sanic
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>>37358882
jesus christ...
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>>37363922
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>>37359216
They're children still.
We were all retarded at that age...well most
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>>37361165
Everytime I do a clean shave I get a shitton of pimples and ingrown hairs, so it's fucking inconvenient and impossible without looking like shit. 3mm trimming once a week is the way.
>>
>>37359534
he meets the right bitch he'll get WAY more than cuddling for less than 350$ i can tell yuh that much
>>
>>37358976
guy with great beard growth potential here

Most guys with a lot of beards use it to cover up jawline, I have a decent jawline so I prefer not having a beard.

Basically, they're either covering up a great jawline so they won't make it or they don't have the jawline necesary to make it
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>>37363719
I got a boner
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>>37361274
didn't he literally get cancer or was that serial
>>
>>37359531
>can see chin through """beard"""
>"Not with this beard kid"
is this bait?
>>
>>37358882
me
>>
>>37359216
How the fuck is the Asian kids hat on his head like that?
>>
>>37363621
You mean you made a thread on reddit again?
40kek
>>
>>37358921
Skinny ass dyel that is in some shit uni getting a philosophy degree spotted

Weak wristed cuckold thats fucked less than ten girls in his life spotted

Pussy that wants his taxes to go up for the rest of his working career so useless niggers can get free shit spotted

I can literally see the refelection of this thread in your nu male glassess, lol sitll trying to keep your thinning hair long and combed forward? Remember when you were little and you let that kid touch your penis and you jacked him off, dont w-wory bro niether do we.
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