Has getting /fit/ gotten you tinder matches? Has lifting cured

>>37233

Maybe not, but it gave me some sort of reason not to hang myself in the fucking closet

>>37233465
I know that feel bro. Do you get dates from it? seems like all these girls are too scared.

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Yes
Yes
Yes

>>37233840
All ugly

>>37233840
SENPAI. Where do you live? Everything on my local tinder is a bunch of hambeasts or looks like they got kicked in the face by a mule.

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>>37233848

>>37233840
Hey man, why not post your profile so us dyels can mire?

>>37233856

Southern California

>>37233377
>tfw never had a match on tinder
>tfw even started matching with the ugliest of land whales just to see if I would get matches
>tfw still no matches

T-tinder is a m-meme, r-right guys?

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>>37233377

Yes. I send this message to every match and roughly 1/6 of my matches are down to meet up and fuck that same night.

I'm pretty fit and my first pic is me shirtless at the beach. That was last summer though, and I've since gotten more aesthetic and want a new pic to show it off. What do you guys think of posting shirtless selfies to Tinder? I don't give a shit if anyone I know finds me, but I don't know how girls would react to that. Does it come off as too desperate?

I average sex once a year. But its enough for me.
I refuse to stoop so low as a man to use Tinder.
Hopefully I can get to the point where I only fuck to reproduce. Then one day I can find that one, she'll grind and that pussy will be trying to suck the life out of me and I'll nut in her and create a child of light.
It will all be worth it at that moment. Because after all, only this moment matters.

When you guys get a match that is DTF. do you go to their place or yours? I live with my fkin parents and cant imagine bringing someone over

>>37233856
For me it's this, spam bots, and 23 year old girls with profiles that say "I love Jesus and my three kids!"
>Texas

>>37233926
There's no general rule. Some girls might be appealed by your shirtless pic but I'd say the majority of girls would find this pretentious and shallow, especially for the first picture

>>37233939
>Hopefully I can get to the point where I only fuck to reproduce. Then one day I can find that one, she'll grind and that pussy will be trying to suck the life out of me and I'll nut in her and create a child of light.

Holy fedora tip

>>37233377
>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/

>>37233962

What about as a second or third picture?

>>37233926
Shirtless pics can never come off as desperate. Only douchey, but you're on tinder so it's difficult to make it bad. Make it artsy, like the good picture is what you really needed, but your sickkunt body just so happens to be there, or have it be a picture at the beach, that way your shirt must be off. It's tinder tbough, don't overthink it

>>37233377
>do roids
>get fit as fuck
>use down lighting and mirror angles to look beastly
>literally get laid using just the devil face emoji, "yes" and "I'm here"
When will you cucks learn to overcome your problems kek

>>37233926
snap me? like wtf man? Give me a number bitch. Tinder is or has to be a meme man. If you're getting matches please post your body and face if you have the balls.

T̶̥͔͎̱̩̥͍̪͔̺̪̬͕͖̲͕̱̕̕i̴͜͞҉̭͍̻̰͓̹̬̤͔̳͈͙̬͖̜͚̰n͍̣̝͈̪̹̖͈͎̮̙̞̠̫̞͢͞ͅd̷̢̖̞̠͇͕̲̻̠̞̫̼̘͉͝͠͝e͟͏͞҉̲͕̼̜̹̟̜̟͙̠r̸̤͓̰̭͈͔̯̺̲̜͕͈͇̭̱̥̕͟͞ ̡͚̟̮̥̫̕̕͟͝i͏̗̟̠̮̦̼̭̺̫̝̗͕̘̪̫̣s̬̦͇̮̜̳̹̻̳̥̣͜͝ ͏̢̝̮͕͎̝̬̫̖̣͖̬̳͕͖͈̤͚͍̳t͠҉҉̭̟͍̝͎̟̙͓̫̰̭͔̺̱̻͘h̸̛͏̱͖̺͍̤̤̝̱͖̼̥͉̝̘̝̦ͅͅe̷̛̩̝͍͓̘͓͚̜͘͡͡ ̴̴̛̬̤̫̻͇̻̝̪͉͖̩̻͍̤a͏̵̩̯̭̬̱̖͖̰̯͖͍̭̬̤̭͎͖̣͍b̛̰̹̲͙͔̪̥͇̙̤̼̣̳̠̫̤̗͜͜͞ͅs̢͜͏̷̖̱̪̟̲̳͈̳̥̫̤ͅǫ̠͔̲̩̖͉͖̯̥̲͍́͜ͅl̨̀҉̺̫͉͕ṷ̬̱̜̼̬̪͕̥̱̱͢͝t͕͚̞͖̪̀̀͟e̕͏̪̖̼͉̥̻̲̤͉̙̰͙͞ ̴̸͖̦̠͈͈̱́͟͜d̡̢̹̝͖̗͕̼͉͘͢e̥͖̗̠̝̣͉͎͙̘͉͙̞̗̤͟͠v̴̩̼̱͔̦̘͝ͅi̡̖͚͔̝͞l̶͡҉̶̛͇̺̻̟͉̠͓̱̬͇̺̥̭̤̖̳ͅ

>>37233377
plenty of matches yes
autistic as fuck still

>>37233996
Third picture is acceptable. See >>37234008 for the rest of instructions

Anyone else have a problem getting girls to meet up?

I don't know if it's because I'm just shit with women, or if 18 and 19 year old girls are just stupid as fuck.

Out of every 10 numbers I get, only get two dates.

>>37234016
Welcome to
>current year
brah. No one texts anymore

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>>37234016
Brah its not.

I'm a 6'1 153lbs DYEL face is pic-related but I constantly smash chicks ranging from 6 to 8 through Tinder

>>37233974
Hahaha.. another zombie. Another victim that can't engage on any other level than the one programmed for him, that he may consume, die, and leave behind shittier children conceived on Tinder.
Look into killing yourself.

>>37234072

You look submissive

>>37234072
>posting your face on /fit/

>>37234104
mirin.

how long liftin? height + weight?

>>37234098
>>37234115
Absolutely no shit given. Which is probably the first step in the stairway of smashing through Tinder.

>>37234115
this isn't /b/ fucking retard. I know trips who work decent jobs and post their face here.

>>37234104
This. No point having an actual conversation on tinder. Use a different dating app if that's what you're trying to do.

Get a hold of a female friends tinder sometime if you can. Literally every swipe is a match, so they've all got a tonne of people messaging them.

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>>37234129

Thanks man. I'm 5'9" manlet and 165 pounds.

I've been lifting for a little under 2 years now. Started out as a skinnyfat.

I attached another tinder win. And before you ask, it was the girl on the left, not her fat friend.

>>37234158
Hahaha fkin good one, I'll use that line

>>37234132
>>37234141

Yeah must be fun when people who you might now lurk /fit/ and see your autistic face here lmao

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>>37233377

no, being ugly sucks
I use an automated bot and My rate is horrible and I literally like everyone.

I thought getting fit would help but Its only making me feel worse.

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>>37234158
they're both fat

>>37234172
...And? There's literally nothing wrong about visiting the fitness section of a cantonese kitesurf discussion website

>>37234158
left is fat too,just look at those fatceps.thats a 4.5/10 at best.

>>37234172
>caring that people know you browse /fit/
How did you become so insecure lad?

>>37234186
>>37234194
Hide your powerlevel retard

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>>37234158
>not her fat friend
>grill on left has bretty good fatceps
>gorrila arms reach past knees

kekaroo nice "tinder win"

>>37234188
>implying he should care
It's tinder lad. If you're gonna go exclusively for 8,9,10's you're gonna have a bad time. There are a stupid amount of guys messaging these girls, even the ugly ones, they can't fuck everyone. Gotta lower your standards in these situations.

>>37234158
man the harpoons

Uh hey guys, how about we talk about how to fuck pussy instead of being autists.

Sound like a deal?

Never tried
Maybe
> implying i ever used my skills

>>37234228
Sounds like a shit time desu

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>>37233926
Ha ha did you get that line from J R Smith?

>>37234182
Pussy's pussy.

>>37234274
ew dude get it together

>>37234280
Fat girl's pussy feels better

>>37234182
Seriously, don't give girls like this attention, it's making the whole social market fucked

>>37234280
Keep being a picky bitch and get back to me on how your hand feels

>>37234314
no dude you're being a sour grape fox boy

both of those girls are whales and look like they stink

everyone knows I'm right

you're either settling or have a fetish for fat girls

>>37233879
Yer probably doing something basic wrong. Try post your profile on /soc you might get a decent bit of advice. You be all good brother :^)

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>>37234075
>>37234075
Please explain your higher purpose for all us plebs? I refuse to believe you are not a troll.

>>37233377
Being fit isn't necessary for good tindering. I have great success and I don't have a single pic shirtless or flexing. I find the best thing to do is just have a cheeky profile and some interesting pictures. Half the time I have girls messaging me first about some of the silly shit in my profile, and the other half I hit them with copy pasta lines I've had such great success with I usually am copy pasting for a few messages because I know all the responses they will come back with.

I swipe right without looking and sort it out later. I have more matches than I can realistically meet, and I pick and choose who I persue. Usually meet about 80% of the ones I try for. Make sure you're going for numbers and dates, not just talking on tinder forever until it dies. If she swiped, she's obviously interested.

>tl;dr: funny profile > genuine shit about you, good face pic followed by interesting pics

>>37233377

Well I'm a fucking pajeet and not Aryan like most of the guys on here.

Getting fit is probably necessary for me to get matches probably. I don't know, I never tried the dumb app.

I don't lift for girls though. Gave up on that venture a long time ago. Not even going to bother with arranged marriage either. Will just die alone as a ksv virgin. I'm okay with that.

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>>37234399
>funny profile

>>37234399
> not just talking on tinder forever until it dies.

This is prolly the most important thing. Sometimes when I got too many matches I just leave some girls on tinder and talk to em off and on but can never repick em up. But if you get #/snapchat you can almost always go back to them at a later date and start up again np.

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>>37234172
>Being this insecure

>>37234413
>
> Will just die alone as a ksv virgin. I'm okay with that.

Why. Why for the love of God? Change. Learn. Overcome. Don't take the racism you read on 4chan so seriously. It's fucking 4chan.

>>37233377

dont care

I like how I look and thats more important than validation from some chick swiping for dick.

>>37234060
a lot of them have no intention of ever meeting up, they're just doing it for a confidence boost.

>>37234237
this would be so much mire fun if it was scottie pippen saying it.

"you trying to get the pippen?"

>>37234016
im not downloading another app to getlaid who do you think i am

>>37233377

>Has getting /fit/ gotten you tinder matches?

I would say yes. Most of my shots are of my face and I'm blessed in that department but I also wear well-fitting shirts that show off a nice shape.

>Has lifting cured your autism while talking to girls?

Lifting itself has not, but Tinder has, strangely enough. I've gotten plenty of dates and fucked up the first five or so, but then I got better and now I have two fuck buddies and am looking to add more plates to spin. Main lessons I've learned are, be as attractive as you possibly can and take charge, take charge, take charge. Don't stop unless the girl tells you to, if she goes on a date with you and you're not lying about your pictures, she is attracted to you.

Has getting /fit/ made up for your lack of skills in bed?

I'm inexperienced, but getting batter. I've tried most of the major positions and have an idea of what I like, but I still have a lot to learn. You get better at sex by having sex, and you get to have sex by getting better with women.

Case in point, have banged 3 different girls in the last month, and will probably bang a new one tonight. I've had Tinder a month or so.

>>37233868

yeah I'm sure that's a high concentration of both lots of girls and pretty girls. I live in Jokelahoma City, and in a month have about 300 matches or so.

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>>37234158
Why did you delete your pic, no worries though I saved it. Attached is pic of this guy's body, which he deleted.

>>37234609
Post your body, and if you dare your mug.

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>>37234399
For reference this is what I mean when I say a funny profile.

First pic is close up face, the rest are travel/adventure pics. Have one feeding some wild monkeys some cookies that pulls lots of girls to message first.

Just used my stupid phone pic editing to block stuff, so give me shit if that makes you feel better.

>>37234774
lets see your body...

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>>37234806

>>37234774
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

>>37234834
Can you post a pic of your 6 tinder pic outline, block out your face, just curious to see your other pics.

>>37234042
Why you type it like that

>>37234581
Kek'd and check'd

>>37234862
Sure, man. If you give me a sec. I honestly built it after the model of advice I saw in tinder threads on 4chan. First pic is you, couple pics with friends to show you're not a "creep" and some activity or travel pics.

>>37234901
Thanks, dude. I appropriate it. Been lifting for a year, so might as well do it right.

>>37234180
Might as well end it.

>>37234180
if it makes you feel any better you're probably not getting swiped left - you're just not being seen. Tinder algorithm takes into consideration how many swipes and responds and you get etc... so the girls have Chads to chat with instead of 90% of swipes being an average joe. it has to cater to girls since no girls means no business

>>37234180
I've got six matches in less than three days and three of them are obvious spam bots. At this rate I'll have as many matches as you by the end of the week with spam bots alone.

>>37235060
Post your body and if your dare... your face.

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>dating apps

>>37233377
>Has getting /fit/ gotten you tinder matches?
Yes and no. I look good, but I'm not ripped so it's still mixed results
>Has lifting cured your autism?
Nope, but getting my heart crushed so many times that I don't give a fuck anymore sure helped
>Has getting /fit/ made up for your lack of skills in bed
I've always been great at foreplay, but it sure helped my stamina some

>>37234970

Think about it everyday man, a trip to homedepot or helium from amazon.

>>37233840
lmfao, most of these are spam bots m8

>>37233840
>First convo is you saying "p-pls respond"
>Second is you rightfully ignoring a hambeast
>Third sounds like a bot
>Fourth might be cute, depends on which one she is

Don't you have a better set of convos you can screenshot? Not even trolling, this isn't impressive at all.

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Too bad I have a girlfriend now

>>37235242
She's ugly dude

>>37235117
I'm DYEL. Just got back into lifting about two months ago after a multi-year lapse. Facial aesthetics are good but not great. I'm not trying to brag about my match rate, I'm just pointing out that if you're using a script that swipe right for everyone you should be getting more matches than that with spam bots alone. I'm not even near a major city.

>>37235129
>shitimbald
i kek everytime

>>37234072
Nate Diaz pls go

>>37235259
She's 5'11. She's allowed to be ugly. My pure tall genes need to be preserved.

>>37235305
Looks will fade but your children's entire futures rest on you giving them the best possible genes.

how the shit do you get pictures
I feel so self-conscience taking selfies because I grew up thinking "only posers take pictures of themselves"

I'm a fucking mess I need to clean this shit up.

>>37233377
I tried it, either they never responded to the initial message, stopped responding before a conversation even started, or were spam bots.

Should I have just gone full douchemode and had a bunch of shirtless pictures?

>>37235328
Ideally you wouldn't have any selfies. Girls can get away with it because they're girls, but you should have pics proving you can at least be social enough to have people photograph you.

>>37235361
But that's just it, a majority of my friends don't take shots. they grew up with me. Do I just ask them to take pictures or some shit?

I'm trying to find new friends aswel but it seems that wherever I go theres just no pictures taken.

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>>37235129
>notice hambeast on bottom left
>"w-wait ive seen this troll b4"
>Ottawa, Ontario
>fuck that's my city

>>37235405
>>37235405
Yeah, you just have to ask.

You should have at least one with friends to prove you have them, and try and not have selfies. There's always exceptions though - interesting selfies can work.

I have 3 selfies in my profile and still get 2-5 matches a day.

>>37235452
where you @?

fuck gloucester

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>>37234959
Here you go. I have one selfie in there but its me surrounded by a herd of elephants, so I broke that rule. Rest are just shots of me, with one of me drinking/hanging out with friends so they know I'm well adjusted.

My my current gf of 1 year from tinder, and I'm still a DYEL faggot

Shit works if you aren't obsessive as hell

>>37235537
What do you mean by obsessive as hell?

>>37235480
Past Farrhaven. I'm gonna move to Centretown this summer tho.

u liv on Jasmine ? :P

>>37235645
negative

>>37235571
as in don't obsess over the app or a girl, just let things play out and it'll be alright, when I stopped caring as much that's when I saw.

Maybe it's just bullshit but its kinda that "when your not looking for it, it will happen" kinda thing

>>37235645
>tfw the drunk abbos

>>37234011
Literally this

>>37234474

Lol pajeet detected

Don't be down just pick up girls at the designated shitting street ( ie just rape them)

>>37235675
Well, that sounds exactly like me rn. I've been taking tinder way too seriously.

Gonna go smoke a cigar and gonna mellow out. This app is addicting, and it's drawn me in just like WOW or DOTA.

>>37235508

Ur a monkey lmao

I will not gib u money plox

>>37233943
Girls are generally more comfortable going back to their place, which is fine by me.

>>37235034
Pretty much this.
If you're not getting matches now, it's less likely that you'll get matches later. Less so if you're in your late 20s or over 30.

Once I get a bit bigger, I'm making a fake Facebook account with a fake age (I'm 30, but could probably pass for 26), and using that. My current account using my real Facebook only ever gets matches from spambots 90% of the time, and even they're starting to dry up.

>>37233939
kek
my sides

>>37235261
Post face with eyes blacked out.

Tinder just makes me want to improve myself. Lately the matches have been drying up but I had the same profile for a while. Only manage to hook up with fours and fives, or chubby girls. I need to get ripped and get a tan and I should do much better.

How does the algorithm work? I think I'm being punished because I copy/paste messages pretty often and on top of that have a pretty low response rate. I live in a big city and there are apparently no more matches.

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How am I doing brehs?

>>37236045

If the people to swipe for are running dry, just delete and recreate your profile with the same info (or update it if applicable).

>>37236046
Take off hat

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>>37233939

>>37236045
I believe it's a swipe limit.

>>37233939
Is this b8 or new pasta? Refuse to believe anyone, even on 4chan, is this autistic

>>37233939
Is it you Jason?

>>37234172
>having friends
Heh. Gotchya

Literally I find the idea of dating a girl from Tinder to be disgusting, dating a girl in general is kinda awkward, there is this constant pressure to maintain the sexual tension that fucking pisses me off.
Did I left humanity behind in the autistic way already /fit/?

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Whats the point of Tinder when CHAD eats PIZZA and still gets all the MATCHES because he has superior HEIGHT FACE and FRAME and you will stay a VIRGIN with shit INSERTIONS and CALVES.

>>37236046
crop out the nigger

>>37236609
No, I agree. You have to keep the girl constantly entertained until you meet, and it's nearly impossible.

I'm starting to think cold approach works 100% bettter.

>>37236808
i bet the nigger is more attractive than you

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Talked to this chick for a bit at my friend's frat a few weeks ago. Already showed that I'm more invested since I remember the interaction (we were both pretty drunk). How would you guys salvage the situation? Thanks!

>>37237862
Say she sucked your cock and should again.

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>>37233840
What pics do you have on your profile? I can't decide if shirtless is too douchey/ a bad idea or if I should.

>>37237021
Why can't you just laugh at the joke? fuckoff cancerfag

>>37237021
get lynched nigger

>>37235508
In the third picture you seem to have the "Toursit Mom" pose. Lmao

>>37237909
this

>>37237909
>>37238212

Let the record show that I ended up saying "Everyone was pretty drunk, surprised you don't remember all the weird shit you did..." This works well to get her to invest more and gives me an opportunity to joke around

>get on tinder looking for a gf
>match with a bunch of QTs
>they either seem uninterested, or are shit at holding conversation

Should I just use the app for hookups?
I'm kinda scared to because idk what to say (though this thread has some good ideas), and I've had sex precisely once so am worried about performance.

Also in answer to your question OP, getting fit didn't seem to do much, but growing a beard and taking good photos was like night and day for matches

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manlets need to die

>>37239172
>>get on tinder looking for a gf
LOL
O
L

>>37239172
>using tinder to find a gf

anon.....use okcupid or some shit for that.

>>37236046
not bad desu

>>37240512
>>37240546

I found my gf from tinder, though she came to me.

>>37233926
Anon it didn't work

>>37240458
>5'9''
>tall
Womanlets need to die too.

>>37233939
>I average sex once a year
>I refuse to stoop so low as a man to use Tinder.
LOL

>>37235034
I found that putting myself in as bi helped this. Guys like you no matter what you do. You get tons of guys liking you, the algorithm thinks you're hot and starts showing you to more women

>>37236045
It's weird hey. I updated mine and was getting 5-6 a day then I stopped using it for a few days and it's like it's punishing me because i have gotten maybe 3 matches in 5 days when I went back to swiping

g-guys

If a woman breaks personal space barriers and incidentally touches you during conversation, on your thighs, arm, etc while talking, and always sits leg to leg with you whenever you see each other, is she into you?

If you are both married does it change things?

pls respond

>>37245645
Yeah, reciprocate it and she if she escalates

>>37233377
Just got tinder, how is this for a bio?

>Currently studying Physics. Into techno, hiking and light bondage

I want to make the last interest vaguely funny but I don't know what

>>37245944
That seems pretty good. Be sure to get nice pictures, especially the first one. No one will even see your bio if you look ugly or autistic in the first shot

>>37245944
Are you doing engineering? You might want to put something about future engineer because engineering = big money and females are attracted to wealth

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>>37233939
I don't blame you for not using tinder as it is pretty trashy but jeez that last part is cringe

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Who is the clientele for tinder now? I'm not interested in one night stands.

Would girls actually worth dating be active in tinder?

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She kekd right?

>>37246150
No. Take your gentleman ways elsewhere.

>>37246157
jesus christ you're a high functioning autist

>>37246157
Sometimes I get really down about myself, but then I see stuff like this and it reminds me that I'm actually pretty well off.

Thanks

>>37246275
Glad to help. I do this all the time to her and she insists on responding.

>>37233840
my only times ive been laid was though it so id have to say.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s75OryIKDxE

>>37233939
Aka nobody wants to fuck you so youve resulted to this attitude cause it helps you feel better about yourself.

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>>37246161
I'm not trying to be fedorable, I just want valuable girls and don't enjoy sleeping around.

Would bumble be a better pick?

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>>37246167
>>37246275
This bitch is cray.

>message girl some cheeky banter
>we chat for a while
>get number
>chat for a bit more
>get bored and stop replying
how to close the deal?

>>37246561
Listen here bitch, I don’t have time for your convoluted mind games. We are both adults.

If you want to enjoy the pleasures of a penis that a fit male like myself can offer, then let’s agree to meet.I won’t subject myself to your stupid flirtatious nonsense.

I look forward to hearing your straightforward response.

>>37246561
literally just ask her to cum over at night. Its that easy familia. Unless you are autistic/pussycake of course

>>37245741
She sits next to me every day waiting for my kid to get out of school (mom). As she talks animatedly she rubs my upper thigh. Dunno If I have the ability to actually move on it but her husband is a skelly biker who doesnt like to go out, so I think she is bored as fuck.

>>37246661
and by biker i mean bicycler not harley type, also manlet

>>37233377
Yea and I've never been autistic. Tinder girls are worthless for the most part, though. I just use it to bother people. Way to many "help the minorities". As a minority, I want those liberal fags to fuck off.

>pl mode 5'9" 180 12% bodyfat
>have thick powerlifting core
>every girl wants me to pick them up or pin them down
>tfw Im tapering my volume to be able to handle fucking girls because my back is tired after the DEadlift+Bench+alt Deadlift day.

>>37246694
>As a minority, I want those liberal fags to fuck off.

If I was a legit minority, I would find a particularly heinous atrocity committed against my people by whites, and fuck liberal white girls while they apologized over and over for it.

>>37246714
>5'9

they just want to pretend they are with a bigger guy

>>37235129
Holy shut i really needed that laugh

>>37246603
don't be daft

>>37246605
somehow I feel like it's harder than this. my conversations just gradually die down as I lose interest without ever feeling like it's a good time.

unless you're suggesting I should ask str8 after pulling the number?

Also, how to handle girls that message first?

Can someone give any advice on getting pictures?

I used to be INCREDIBLY socially anxious and I'm still a little rocky on getting photographed. I can smile and look decent but I always look a little stiff and I think females can tell because I haven't gotten many matches.

I'm a photographer and I can get nice shots but I need other people to get my pictures for me because any shot I set up of myself falls apart due to awkwardness and fakeness

Anyone else experienced anything similar?

>>37246864
I've managed to trick friends into getting a few shots of me. So now I have 1-3 conventionally good looking shots. But they're not photographers and between 9/10ths of their pictures coming out as crap, me blinking or happening to have an off-day looks wise and other stuff... I've been working on my pictures for fucking 3 months now and I still get virtually zero matches

only desperate losers have to resort to using tinder to have sex with other women lmao

>>37246902
>"with other women lmao"
>only desperate losers
>on /fit/
Wow

>>37246750

get her laughing
turn it sexual with a couple innuendos or something
ask for number
set up date in 3 days max


dont try too hard just have fun

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What do? Context coming, this is the last of 3

>>37247377
Is that bumble?

How does it compare to tinder?

>>37233939
>>37246342
>tfw no one wants me and feel horrible and wish I could be as deluded as that guy

>>37247389
I hear its literally tinder except you cant send a single message to any broad unless she sends you a message. So if you were to get a message from a chick theres a chances shes genuinely interested. I think you have a certain number of matches a day aswell.

>>37247389
I never used tinder and this is my first bumble match. From what I can tell, bumble has less normal girls, more insecure ones that apparently have issues with men hitting on them

I prefer meeting people irl, but summer has limited my options


I replied
>oh I like girls
She said
>girls who are like????

Before I started getting fit I would use grindr for hook ups and dates fairly regularly. Now most guys on it disgust me, not only for their bodies but their sjw views.

>>37247448
Is she asking for your type? Just say
>nigga whatever the fuck I can get, get the fuck outta here with that type shit, fuck

>>37247442
>>37247448
Sounds far better than tinder desu. hopefully I can find an introverted qt

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She's fiesty, how to reply and still come off as better than her

>>37247502
>>nigga whatever the fuck I can get, get the fuck outta here with that type shit, fuck
you don't really wanna seem desperate anon

>>37248685

You thirty faggot. Your the fucking reason sloots like her think their fucking 10s. Dating sites are fucking cancer they just give fat and ugly chicks bigger egos because no matter how fat and ugly they are they will always find some faggot like you who is thirty enough to fuck it.

>>37248685
You should charge your phone

>>37248685
"With that attitude you'll be lucky if you can keep your worst match"

>>37248685
>we will see

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>>37248732
>>37248735
>>37248744
>>37248748
Sorry, I was too impatient.

>>37248769
You topped us anyway

>>37248779
Thank god, I'm not the wittiest type

>>37248769
the funny thing is that could be a pretty good response if you're really good looking, but only then

>>37248769
Kek not bad

>>37248769
Doubt she will reply. tinder is just a power trip for girls.

>>37248769

Haha good one

>>37233926
that only works if
>you're aesthetic
>live in the US where 70% of cute girls are whores
not saying it's bad, I'm just envious

>>37235508
>>37234901
>>37234834
>>37234774
>>37234399
I tried taking some selfies but I just look like a skelly version of r9k eggman, sad eyebrows, huge black circles and just a all around bad lookign face.
Also I dont do any activities other than uni-gym-vidya/pc.
I used to play golf, that could have been some nice pictures.
Also my physique is utter shit, skelly 3 months into SL.
just fml up senpai


and now this just wants me to kill myself since even if I get fit and get good photos I wont get matches.
and meeting girls normally is a nono since I dont live in the us where the % of willing girls (aka sluts) is a thousands times higher than here

>>37248769
update us if she responds

>>37240546
>use okcupid

i'd rather date a girl from tinder than a tumblr landwhale

>>37234172
you realize that means they also browse 4chan right?

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the worst sex i have is with tinder dates.
just passive bitches doing nothing and let me do all of the work..
boring shit.

Who in their right mind uses tinder?
I mean christ, Tinder is only good for girls to get a shitton of matches which means validation and attention without having to reward anything back

>>37246150
>girls
>worth dating
Pick one...

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>>37233939

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>>37234072
>tfw we're all gonna make it

>don't use tinder, acquired gf
>yes
>i'm /fit/ and have skills

lifting weights got me a gf who worships me

>>37251360
might it be because of the 'awkward' factor?

>hey we just met leds fugg :DDD