Don't fucking move tough guy!

>>36866446
I want to die tho lol

>>36866446
But I'm suicidal...

>>36866446
can you please just pull the trigger already

But I want you to take my life

>>36866446
Please kill me...

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Y-you too HAHA

Hello Anon, thank you for posting this thread.

Yes we get it, you're insecure about our aesthetic physiques and strength. The way you make up for this insecurity is by posting meme threads implying that you have a gun, therefore you could overpower us without needing to lift, while being both much weaker and uglier.

Yours truly, post inspector.

>>36866446
'I look tough , thank you'

>>36866452
>>36866459
>>36866461
>>36866462
>>36866469
When did robots acquire aesthetics?

>>36866446
>implying my superior 6 gorillion times folded nippon steel katana won't be at your throat before you can pull the trigger

nothing personnel kid............

*throws cape to the side*
Well my friend, seems you picked the wrong man to engage ( I grin menacingly and lift the centre of my glasses so they catch the light)
*grabs you by the throat*
It just so happens i'm in a foul mood
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOOOONNNDDDDDD ( summons lightning and metors to rain down on you)
*Lights up cigarette and looks up at rain*
Life is suffering.

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>all these betas in the thread
Motherfucker I bench 345 for reps and am a black belt in Jiu Jitsu. If you try to shoot me I'd just weave around in diagonals so you'd miss. I could bend your gun into steel and break your face in with a single punch.
Don't ever try to shoot me again.

P-please don't force me to suck your dick in this alley...

>>36866446
Nice try faggot this is Texas. I've got a gun, that guy over there's got a gun, the lady with the stroller has a gun, the baby in the stroller has a gun, my gun has a gun, and I'm not sure if that stray dog knows what it is or how to use it but he's got a gun too.

>>36868034
What're you talking about? I just want your wallet.

>>36867954
kek

>>36868070
Texas forever

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>>36866586
>our
>us

>>36866446
eeh this actually happened to me, went better then expected
>Don't fucking move tough guy!
>o-ok
>*lifts arms up in the air*
>*sleeves roll down a bit*
>*he sees that ive been cutting on my arms/wrists*
>Oh my god im so sorry *hugs me*
>im sorry i did this too you please get well
pretty weird experience lol

>>36866446
Omae wa mo shindeiru.

>dive roll to car
>get body armor out of trunk
>re-engage with tactical advantage

>>36867930
Most of /fit/ is robots who erroneously thought that lifting could cure autism.

>>36866446
>realize that it's Jason Blaha
>realize that you're fucked
>jump into oncoming traffic to end your life rather than be tortured by the very man that invented water boarding

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> Don't fuckin talk to me i didnt come here to talk i came here to train i came here to train not to talk

>>36866446
speer gold dots, in .38spl no less? whatcha trying to do faggot? tickle me?

>45 stronk

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>>36866446
valar morghulis

>implying you would be stupid enough to shoot me for the 50€ in my wallet
>wait, you're not a syrian refugee, are you?
>scheiße!
>*dies*

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>>36866446

*unsheathes*

>>36866446
Don't fucking move tough guy!
>"Careful, son, I'm bathed in the devil's menstrual blood."
>he wuts
>bash him over the head with bottle of Thunderbird
>chew on his neck and face for a while
>it's good to be a hobo

>>36869457
>re-engage with tactical advantage
O that's classic, thank you Blaha

>>36869575
>most
Kek

>>36866446
>>36866446
>move
>get shot
>survive
>tell all my friends about how I fought an armed robber
>everyone thinks I'm alpha as fuck
>even have a cool scare to show off at parties

>>36869385
30% of all robbers(holdups not burglaries and whanot) are actually people with empathy.
Still doesn't make them any less shit though
also
>cutting yourself
weak af

>>36869806
>cool scare

>>36866550
"unzips benis"

>>36867996
where is the katana?

>>36866446
What is it you are supposed to do in this situation? I feel like you have give up your shit. Like, if he didn't have a gun I could toss that man on his neck, but I have to dodge a bullet and then get the gun out of his hands first,

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>armed robber
>white

>>36870500
Don't move

>>36866446
oh you have a gun do you?

>>36870797
this

it's like all those security system commercials where the robbers are white guys dressed like jewel thief cat burglars and not tyrone and laquon turnin' dey life around

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>>36871272

>>36870337
>his scares aren't cool.

Halloween with you must be super fun, nerd.

>>36866446
If you shoot me, you better shoot to kill. If you don't, I will take that gun from you and fuck you in the ass with it (no homo). And you're going to take a hard beating and swallow a lot of cum for a damn wallet.

*teleports behind you* Sigh...

>>36866446
OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT BEHIND YOU?

>>36869575
y-you too

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>>36866446
No

>>36871831
FOR A WOUNDED MAN SHALL SAY TO HIS ASSAILANT
IF I LIVE, I WILL KILL YOU
IF I DIE, YOU ARE FORGIVEN
SUCH IS THE RULE OF HONOR

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>>36866446
I've been fishing for complements all day, thank you good sir! I like your black mask and might I say that is a wonderfully intimidating hand gun. Here is all the cash in my immediate possession, have a immensely gratifying day!

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>>36866446

>>36874496
Holy shit! Is /r/nfl leaking?
XD

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>>36875901
Please don't

Well, just fucking kill me then.

>>36866461
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>>36866452
>>>/r9k/

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>>36866446
>heh, nothing personal kid

>>36867997
Don't ever try to shoot me or my wife's son again

If he's that close its pretty easy to grab the gun. As long as you control the weapon its aight.

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>>36866446
DO IT FAGGOT

and? Still look better than that asshole. Even if he kills me now he'll never catch up to the amount of pussy I've gotten in his entire lifetime. He'll definitely get more dicks up the ass in prison though when the police take his gun away and he's in jail with muscular black dudes.

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>>36866446
I would have the dumbest fucking grin on my face because all I'd be able to think about is the fact that he called me "tough guy" on account of my gains.
Even this dude took a moment to mire.

>>36868070
Jason Blaha detected.

>>36868081
W-well I guess I don't have a choice, I don't w-want to die
*gets on his knees*

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>>36866446
Phssss nothing personnel kid
>draws 1000000 time folded nippon steel katana

>>36866446
4u

>>36879685
Please buddy, you're embarrassing yourself. I just need some cash for my grannies medical bills. Time are tuff. Please stop reaching for my zipper

>>36879742
M-maybe I can be your granny for tonight?

>>36879872
God damnit man, back off and stop reachi...... HELP! SOMEONE HELP!