How do you take yours?

I like my coffee like my wife likes her cock. Black.
My wife's son insisted that I buy no more coffee since according to him, it smells like shit, though.

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Black, like my men.

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Is there really any other way?

with some heavy whipping cream.

>>36444840

I like my coffee like I like my women: all natural and ground to a fine powder. xD

I like my coffee like I like I like my women: Black and nasty.

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>>36445061
This.

>>36444840
French press atm with a bit of milk. But I'm not sure whether I stick to it, the coffee now tastes kind of weak compared to regular filter coffee with the same amount of powder.

american beans, lightly roasted a couple of days before i receive them in the mail, coarsely ground, brewed in my french press using filtered water at 94 degrees C, served in a preheated cup

same as i like my women tbhwy

>>36444840
With water.

>>36444993
> whipping things with youre cream
thats not nice anon

Same as I like my coffee, black

>>36445120
>French press
>get shot by muslims

>>36444840
Black, but some dishwater is just not potable without cream and sugar.

Three creams (18% for life) and three sugar cuz I'm bulking and it's hella cheap and easy calories.

>>36444840
Coffee: Black

Tea: Black tea/earl grey unsweetened or with a bit of honey and lemon

Sugar and cream if it's shit coffee, Black if it's good.

>>36445081
source

Used to be cream and two sugars. Lately just pure honey and milk.

>>36444840

Pressed, no cream, light brown sugar

>>36444840
Black with milk.

>>36445987

lolwut

>>36445987
You just say with milk then, anon. Since, once you put milk it's no longer black...

>>36445987

I bet you like powdered water as well

>>36445987
the mind of a cuck

>>36445987
>>>/out/

>>36445995
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>>36446138
Or maybe he just meant tea you cucks. Anyway, most of any green tea. Coffee is most of the times shit, so milk is mandatory (also bulking).

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Black as midnight on a moonless night.

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Tea black because it's god tier delicious. Coffee milky because it tastes like dirt.

>>36447074
>Coffee milky because it tastes like dirt.
never had good coffee huh?

>>36446635
he clearly meant tea
No one actually drinks coffee.