Genetic lottery thread Did you win? Did you lose? Not sure?

>Cardiofag

Win:
>Feminine facial structure
>Small, soft hands
>Thin upper body from my dad coupled with large hips, legs and gloots

Lose:
>Deeper voice
>Endomorph
>Thick, curly hair

Well, guess trap is off the list.

Alright

Win
>Told I look better than most models
>Smart
>7.5x5.5 dick
>Wicked traps that get huge without direct training
>Great chin beard genetics
Don't know where I got my facial hair from since neither of my parents families can grow any.
Lose
>5'9 same height as my woman
>Prone to anxiety/paranoia
>Borderline insomniac unless I'm smoking pot
>Shitty right knee from my dads side
>Shitty right shoulder mobility from my moms side

>>35641772
Win:
>Decent deadlifter (490)
>Strong in bench despite long arms (320)
>7x6 inch dick
>blond hair, blue eyes
>high intelligence *tips fedora*
>6'2"
>white

Lose:
>Gyno
>Had acne through my teens and until very recently
>Hairline pretty far back(Not receding or balding though)
>large nose tip
>red tint in my beard

Win:
>blond blue eyes
>6''5 at age 15
>Smooth skin never had ance
>wide shoulders naturally
>tight waist
Lose
>Ectomorph
>Dick too big for girls to enjoy
>Sky and socially awkward
>Black gf

Win
>White
>Male
>6'0"
>Good facial aesthetics
>Perfect health

Lose
>Tiny size 9 feet
>Hardcore ectomorph
>6x5 dick
>Back acne

>>35642213
This must be bait. Or the fact that you think your black girlfriend and social awkward/shyness is genetic shows why you're such a failiure.

>>35641979
literally me except 5'11, and pain is in opposite knee

>>35641772
Win:

Lose:
> 5" 9
>long arms and wide hips
>feminine face
>average dick
>gain weight easy as fuck
>shitty haid genetics
>weak knees/joints

>>35641772
>win
6'3
Not conventionally like handsome, but gruff face girls seem to like and guys respect
IQ above 120, 145 in 1st grade, not sure now
Good speaking voice
Good genetics for strength (275 bench after a year lifting)
Good genetics for cardio (mother was Olympic athlete
Never get sick
Good at making win lists

>con
Socially reserved and quiet

>>35642583
>cons
Takes way to many strange dicks on the weekend

>>35642241
how is a 6x5 dick a lose?

>>35641772

Win:
>Not too bad looking
>Don't really know if smart,studying for my master's degree atm,so I guess I'm not dumb
>Nice dick
>thick,curly/wavy/whatever hair (girls love it)

Lose:
>I need glasses
>Maybe a bit too tall (193cm, 5cm less would be ok I guess,but it's not that bad)
>horrible flat feet
>knee problems
>back problems
>Can't grow a decent beard


Yeah well, I guess I could be worse off. Being sad about not being able to grow a beard is a waste of time. My eyesight probably is too bad to get a surgery since I also got astigmatism on both eyes. Should have worn inlays for my shoes when I was younger but they didn't fit in most of my shoes so I thought fuck it. Now I wish that I did wore them and started doing sports earlier.

>>35641979
>Told I look better than most models
I need to se a pic of that

>>35641979

looking at most of the male "models" I see on online shopping sites this probably ain't that hard

Win:

Lose:
>5'7"
>Look and sound 10 years younger
>small wrists and hands
>autism
>fat distribution of a female

I would've become a trap if it weren't for my bushy eyebrows and hairy legs.

>>35642830
You can pluck and shave that. Tbh if you're 5'7", going trap is the only reasonable thing to do.

Win:
>6'1
>broad shoulders, strong jawline
>7.5x5.5
>massive hands
>amazing hair

Loss:
>stutter
>bipolar disorder
>skinny wrists

Went to therapy, much more controlled depression now, don't really give a fuck about my stutter. We're all gonna make it brahs

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>>35642561

this...

>mfw

Win:

>8/10 face at least, have no problems getting laid
>Naturally ottermode, had a nice body without ever lifting a weight, very slim hips and decent shoulders
>white, blonde, blue/green eyes
>Complete control during sex, can last forever if i want and cum when i want.
>good skin and no real health problems

Meh:

>7x5 dick
>6ft even
>very young looking, i look 20 while 25.

Lose:

>Absolutely abysmal facial hair
>Skinny wrists (6.5 inches)


All in all i made it out alright.

>>35642830
Go trap and marry me bb. I'll cure that autism for you.

win

>5,10
>big ass
>pale, soft skin
>high cheekbones
>cute face

Loss:
>anxiety
>prone to breast cancer
>vulva is too big, cant squat without irritanting my vulva

loling at everyone who is claiming to have "model" tier faces.


Bit of knowledge: men with avreage faces tend to think they are much more attractive than they are, because they have to have that extra confidence to approach every possible mate, because they cant afford to miss any chances

>>35642980
P-post cute face?

Win:

- Nice Face
- Big Dick
- Tall
- Nice Voice
- Nice skin and hair, no health problems
- Rich

Lose:
- Huge Ass

>>35642936
Also forgot my biggest lose, a shitty hairline.
It looks good with my current hair though, but if i start balding for real i'm screwed.

>>35641772
Dad: 6'2 track star, MD-PHD, still has full hair at 63, still runs marathons, lifts, works, averaged 3-4 hours of sleep a night for the last 30 years, would come home from 36 hours at the hospital and drag me to the gym to lift when I was a teen and I always bitched out
Me: 5'7, was fat and nonathletic my whole life, struggling to work and finish grad school, ADHD and chronic depression

WTF

Win:
6'3"
High tier aryan face
Smart
Never sick

Lose:
Shit eyes.
Bad social anxiety
Not enough facial hair for a beard but enough that I have to shave regularly

>>35643032
I might add, grandfather
>Marine in the pacific campaign
>killed a fuckton of japanese
>golden gloves boxer, fucking rekt everyone on his troop carrier
>trip back made $10,000 playing poker from everyone on the ship
>married my grandmother, texan beauty queen with lineage to Sam Houston
>finished aeronautical engineering degree, worked on rockets, his satellite is still in orbit

How the fuck am I descended from so many chads and end up so fucking mediocre

>>35643032
Man what a disappointment you must be.
If your dad is still nice to you thank your lucky stars, he's a great guy.

Win
>6 feet
>blue eyes
>blonde hair
>no hair, except for head and balls
>strong jaw
>high cheekbones
>7x6 dick
>nice teeth

Lose
>weak joints
>ectomorph
>flared ribs
>wide hips
>acne on chest
>acne on face
>acne on back
>chicken legs

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Win: >can get sort of good looking if I shed some fat from face
>6.2
>dat squat depth

Lose
>suck ass beard growth
>horomones (wide hips, gyno)
>afraid of sex
>bad sleep
>acne as fuck
>some other skin condition I dunno what it is.
>fucked up teeth

Im pretty sure I got screwed.

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>>35641772

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Win
>6'1.5
>strong jaw line
>8 inch wrists
>strong lifts for weight
>broad shoulders
>thin waist
>white
>straight
>7.2x5.9 benis
Meh
>long arms which are good for climbing but shitty for bench and OHP
>skin that doesn't burn in the sun but likes to sprout boils like a fucking orc
lose
>back likes to get injured
>depression
>acne
>backne

pretty gud

>>35641772

these threads are pointless cause everyone is biased.

>im handsome

no, wrong.

if a girl says it, then it's true.

>>35643278
>if 1 girl says it, then it's true!

And no, they're not pointless. It's nice to write down all your strengths and insecurities.

>>35641772
Win:
>handsome
>good facial aesthetics
>mentally durable
>18cm dick
>1.9m

Lose:
>no thick arms
>was skelly until a year ago
>shitty twig legs, but thats fixed now
>was a social retard until few years ago

>>35643350

but it's pointless to stroke your ego

the best judge of your traits is someone else. how many people on /fit/ claim to have 10/10 gfs yet they are probably 4/10 whales IRL?

that's bias.

but whatever, claim you are a greek god if it makes you feel good.

win
>Grils tell me I'm handsome. "Anon, you could model you know".
>Dark hair, and good hair genes. Will never go bald.
>Blue eyes
>Strong jaw
>Pale skin, no acne.
>Good voice.
>Above average intelligence.
>Can be charming

lose
>Short
>Skelly
>Too sensitive and beta
>Easily distracted
>Depressed

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>>35642980
Am I big enough?

>>35642980

>5'10 as a plus, as a girl

lol

tall girls = negative

Win:

>not much, I guess. Not terribly ugly

Lose:

>Dark brown
>niggerlips
>5'10"
>massive gyno
>birthing hips


I'm literally fucked

>>35642936
Same brah. At least when we're 40 we'll still only look 30

Win:
>Smart? Is supposedly genetic
>Inb4 natural curls
>7x5+

Lose
>Cripple
>5'7
>Shit voice (related to "cripple")
>Depressed in teens

Win:
>s-smart, I guess
>6'7"
>bretty gud health, only get sick once a year and even then it passes within a day or two
>white, brown hair, blue eyes
>hot gf

Lose:
>facial hair turning fucking orange/red
>lazy
>had severe anxiety as a teen, has passed during recent years, but still comes back time to time

ITT: delusion

>>35643429
When will you learn?

Win
>not manlet
>not super ugly

Lose
>Indian (fairly light skinned though)
>Nazi propaganda-tier jewnose
>not great teeth
>big ears
>mild gyno, probably low test
>pinhole phimosis
>below average dick size
>widish hips
>asthmatic
>50/50 chance I get incredibly depressed/panicky the day after drinking excessively

O well onwards and upwards eh

>>35643533
I was gonna say kill yourself, but you got dubs so nice

>>35643514

um

the universal preferred height for girls is around 5'5 to 5'7

tall girls belong in the WNBA, not with boys.

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>>35643533
>>35643551

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Win:
>white
>blue eyes
>1450 IQ
>7.5x5 dick
>rich family
>1.7 shoulder-waist ratio

Lose:
>5'9.5''
>balding (but i'm having success with finn and minox so far)

Win:
6'3"
Smart
Big dick

Lose:
Not very handsome. Wide cheekbones and nasal hump
Slight pectus excavatum
Almost no sex drive. Still haven't figured out if that's a good or bad thing

>>35643376
I don't know if you're reading the thread here buddy but most people are more abundantly posting their weaknesses

It's not ego stroking, it's introspection

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>>35641772
Win:

>First world country
>6'1" but never had problem gaining weight
>Average intelligence
>Above average dick
>Not bad facial post-Accutane

Lose:
>Bad acne through teens
>Can't grow a proper beard
>Long girly eyelashes
>Possible bisexual tendencies

>>35643569

no, it's ego stroking

you cant call yourself attractive, that isnt for you to decide. other people are a much better judge

>but my gf says im hot

she might be ugly too, so we need someone to judge both you and your gf. there, no bias.

Plus
>very handsome
>gain muscle easily
>strong

Neutral
>5.11

Bad
>small flaccid penis, though average erect (six inches)

>>35643514
>mfw 6'3
>mfw I reject girls who are over 5'8 because I love petites so much

Win
>1.85 cm masterrace
>Not entirely socially retarded, just slightly
>Easy time in school, perfect gpa in my country despite not studying very much
>Blue eyes
>Voice
Lose
>Jew nose
>Too wide hips
>Chest gap
>Zipper abs
>Long arms and long legs
I'm probably just low test, w-what do I do brehs?

>>35643584
m8 if people regularly comment on your attractiveness then it's safe to assume you're better looking than the average person.

Also, out of all the traits being posted here, all you whine about is "b-b-but you can't say you're attractive because you're biased!!!"

Stop being so autistic mang.

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>>35643560
>not wanting a gf that makes manlets feel insecure

>>35643623
>wanting to make manlets feel insecure because you're intimidated by them

top cuck

>>35642213
>15
MODS

>>35643643
He was 6'5 at age 15.
Where in his post does it say he is still 15?

win: -just a tiny bit more intellgent than the average
-super awesome genetics for endurance
-gain strength pretty easy


lose: -hate endurance activities(which zeros out my good genetics for that)
- lowest appetite humanly possible which results in good strength gains but no mucle
-fading hair line at 21( which is now) and no beard growth
-lazy as fuck

>>35642433
Haha, you're actually my ideal me then. I honestly only wish I your height
>>35642734
I'm not into posting my picture online. Note how I said I'm paranoid, which means I think someone will find out that I post on here or that someone from my family will see it. I keep a lot of my issues hidden, and don't like to associate my face with them.
>>35642795
I completely agree. I feel like I'm better looking than a lot of them, and since my dad was a photographer I know how to get the lighting right where I would look better in photos then them as well.
My wife and other women have told me that I look better than movie stars and models and shit like that. I've never been one to think I was attractive even when other people tell me I am. (See paranoia)

>>35641772
Win:
>kinda nice facial structure
>nice blue eyes
>also can last forever during sex
>silky smooth hair
>natural deep australian voice

Lose:
>5'9 but still have 3 years till 21 so let us pray
>5 inch dick
>bitch wrists
>wide hips
>love handles
>varicose veins (they're good and bad)
>slow gains
>dead serial killer look in my eyes

>>35642213
>Genetic Lottery thread
>Black gf

Tbh senpai, you forgot to mention "retarded" as one of your loses.

Genetics are not really a lottery,people dont get equal chances of getting good genes,if both your parents are god tier then you have slim chances of coming out with shit genes and people with trash parents are doomed.

>>35643687
Also forgot
>acne
but i'm on accutane now so it's not that bad

Win

- Natural Runner/Naturally athletic
- Never had a ligament/muscle injury
- Smart, but not autistic
- Good beard genetics
- Natural leg aesthetics
- No gyno
- No filthy zipper abs
- Good hips/Adonis belt area

Lose

- 5'7"
- Worst eyesight imaginable, fuckin cokebottle glasses when I don't have my contacts in, can't get lasik cause my cornea is so thin it'd just get burnt off and I'd be raycharlesmode
- Was born with a mouth full of fucked up teeth (Dad's british) but go them fixed so I guess it turned into a win?
- Swear I've got early onset Alzheimers or something, fucking distractible, lose shit all the time, forget simple things. Prolly all those protein drugs ruining my brain (according to my wife, derp)

>>35643700
My niggah just started my 5 month on accutane, wbu?

>>35643723
on 2nd month now, luckily no side effects besides dry lips.
how is it on your end?

>>35643620
>m8 if people regularly comment on your attractiveness then it's safe to assume you're better looking than the average person.

go on any girls facebook page of a selfie... lol

Also what do your friends say whenever you see them after a while, no matter what? thats right, they say something along the lines of "LOOKING GOOD" etc lol

>>35643738
Not bad, got some lower back/joint pain and of course dry skin. Make sure you keep up with moisturizing or else you'll get dry af mane

Win

>natural "big guy" body
>kind of smart
>alright looking
>deep voice
>strong

Lost

>5'10" manlet
>5" needle penor
>small hands and feet
>balding, before that fine curly hair
>eye sight is shit
>shite beard
>plethora of mental issues from mom
>poo eyes
>back hair

Sometimes I give up but then realize I can't be shittier than this.

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>>35641772
I can't complain.

Win
>6'1"
>Strong jaw
>blue eyes set deep with long lashes
>thick dark hair
>broad shoulders
>big calves naturally
>the opposite of prone to addiction, love clarity above all else
>high IQ, National Merit Scholar
>easily gain muscle and alter fat content

Lose
>acne that needed accutane on face and back
>super poor vision (but a win that my corneas were super thick so it could get corrected with lasik)
>not so great coordination as a teen
>propensity to back problems
>facial hair on cheeks and jaws isn't thick enough to grow a full beard well

Not genetic
>kinda autismo from growing up in the rural south.
>rich

Win
>Intelligent
>Mired by women.

Lose:
>5'3
>Want mires from men.

Win:
>5.9 inch girth (6.2 inch length though)
>smart (or quick, depending on perspective)
>nice ass (or so I've been told multiple times)
>tan easily
>super muscly legs (not sure if genetics or stadium steps though)
Lose:
>5'7
>father's hairline is receding so future lose
>have slight cleft chin
>barely any muscles above waist
>brown eyes instead of father's blue eyes

Win:
>Decent facial genetics /strong jaw
>6 foot 2
>thick hair (dad and grandad didn't ever go bald, even through cancer)
>smart/takes advanced classes
>flexible

Lose:
>addictive personalities on both sides of family
>cancer
>skinny

Win - very strong legs, was pushing 200kg with a bmi of 19 2 months into lifting, can now 160kg with one leg and full range of motion
-naturally huge shoulders/shoulder muscles
-strong motivation for health
-easily change body fat in weeks
-athlete tier reaction times
-no baldies in family, half die with hair colour
-5-11 (neutral)
-7 inch

Cons

Phimosis
Runner's knee for months (walk 5 miles a day)
Small chin
Palmer hyperhydrosis
Flat feet (can't run)

>>35643682
>someone will find out that I post on here

Oh noes you post on 4chins!?

Boss
>U fired. U post on 4chins.
GF
>I no wub u anie moar. U post on 4chins.
BF(nohomo)
>I no bromance you anie moar. U post on 4chins.
Dad
>son, I am disapointed. U post on 4chins.
Mother
>you're not my sun! U post on 4chins.
Cousins
>omg u sick fuk. U post on 4chins.


You're a fucking idiot. Nobody gives a shit about you posting on 4chan. If you act like supermang, than that's a different story.

Win:
> kinda above average intelligence I guess

Lose:
>lazy
>weak chin but poor beard genetics
>dark brown eyes
>balding at 21, it's not terrible yet but I give myself 6 months max before it's time to shave it off
> 15x12 dick at the most, more commonly length at 14-14.5, having erection problems
>sexually confused: attracted to traps, sometimes men attract me and sometimes they repulse me, can only fall in love with women. Lost the woman of my life because I'm a dirty homo or whatever you'd call this
>172cm
>bitch wrists 17cm
>foot size 39 I guess that's American 9
>bad teeth
>short arms and legs, particularly the proximal bones (humerus and femur)
>poor mental stability, tend towards depression and addiction

Whoa, didn't really dwell on all these things at once before, makes me wanna end it all kind of.

>>35643788
>cancer
:(

>>35643747
Whatever mate, you're making a problem out of nothing. We get it, you don't believe it when people on an anonymous imageboard claim to be handsome. Fine.

>>35643785
You get your hair genes from the mother in nearly all cases.

Also these threads are dumb as fuck circlejerk

Win
>somewhat pretty
>6'3
>massive legs
>deep voice
>white
>long shoulders

Lose
>5.5x5.5 dick size
>can easily into skelly mode if I stop lifting
>always deppressed
>thin wrist
>shit ass femur, fuckin me squat up
>skinnyfat

>>35643823
>not son i'm dissapoint
son, i'm dissapoint

>>35643838
Oh and poor eyesight as well.

>>35643838
>Whoa, didn't really dwell on all these things at once before, makes me wanna end it all kind of.

That's because most of your "lose" aspects aren't as problematic as you seem to think they are.

>>35643869
>big ass femur
Fix'd.

>>35643853
It's weird, my aunt got cervical cancer in her 20s, grandpa got liver cancer in his 60s, and dad got bowel cancer in his 40s. moms side has no know deaths from that and my dads brother smokes instead of eats and he's still fine after all these years.

Win:
>good facial genetics
>strong jawline
>strong chest and back genes
>no family history of mental illnesses
>decent height
>intelligent
>no family history of early balding
>perfect teeth
>small waist
>strong voice
>nearly perfect eyesight

Lose:
>acne
>small frame
>small wrists and calves
>shitty facial hair genetics
>depression
>shitty skin
>brown hair and eyes
>autismo as fuck at times
>average wiener

>wins
strong back
broad shoulders
reasonably smart
long legs and adonis belt
smexy jaw
>lose
asymmetrical nose a

Pros
> 7.5 inch dick
> Face that looks better than a models.
> 12/10 face
> 6'2" Height
> Prefect muscle insertions.
> 10/10 body
> Literally 10/10 hair, with amazing texture, opposite of thinning and curvy like Beckhams
> IQ over 140
>Clean and Smooth skin, not oily, wrinkly or containing acne like yours
>Look 5-10 years younger than my age group
>Amazing beard gains, but I don't use them yet
>Prefect natural Jawline unlike Tom Cruses
>Prefect Chin like Ben Aflecks.
>Huge confidence
>Prefect vision
>Golden voice
>Had sex with at least 3 girls without paying them

Cons
>AIDS

>>35643823
I don't happen to buy into any of those, but I still don't feel like posting my face. I enjoy my screen of anonimity to the world, but maybe I'm weird like that.

>>35643940
it auto posted for some reason

cont'd

asymmetrical nose and mouth
kind of wide hips, still within shoulder width
bad skin. cleared up a bit in my 20s but still have bacne


forgot one for wins
>massive balls

>>35643948
>>35643948

>Supermang !Tp5Re.pfWM


this

Win:
>intelligent
>above average dick 7"
>build muscle very fast (pituitary disorder)
>great beard genetics
>nice eyes
>handsome face

Lose:
>bald
>5'7"
>pituitary disorder causes me some other medical problems tldr
>very hairy
>prone to addictive behavior

Win:
Better looking than 99% of the men I know or have met
6'3"
Large frame
Good trap/delt genetics
Ebin jawline when lower bf
Top 1-2% intelligence on literally everything my whole life
Epic beard ability
5.5" circumference benis
Quick reflexes
Natural athletic ability but underdeveloped
Great skin, tanning but doesn't hold color long
Generally acne free except back
White


Lose:
Bit of pubertal gyno
Social anxiety
Long femurs
Deep hip sockets
Massive widows peak since forever
Possible receding hairline
Beard is ginger/brown/blonde
Benis only 6" long
Love handle fat accumulation point
Slight clumsiness due to lack of confidence
Crossbite
Family history of heart problems

>>35643700
>>35643723
B R E H S
R
E
H
S

second month too m80. honestly shit is a miracle so far

>>35643894
I mean yeah, in and of themselves they aren't, and a few of them are manageable, but all of them at once are kinda overwhelming you have to admit.

>>35644124
Glad it's working for you m8 , turned my pizza face nearly back to normal... we're all gonna make it brehs....

>>35642980
l-lewd

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Win:

Lose:
>5'10"
>Hairy as fugggg
>Wristlet
>Tiny hands
>Poor flexibility
>Shitty eyesight
>Balding
>Brown eyes
>Autismic
>Lousy loud joints
>Awful voice
just end my life desu senpai

>>35643863
Not this case thankfully, my mother has thin black Asian hair and my father has thick brown hair, while I have thick dark brown hair.

Win
>good looking face
>very good athlete
>intelligent
>naturally strong before lifting
>god tier traps
>7 inch dick
>good hair
>great teeth

Lose
>5'11
>bad knees although the knees might have been from being a catcher in baseball for years

>>35641772
Win:

>Good features
>Smart

Lose:

>5'8
>Back hair and spots
>Balding at 20

Thought being short was bad, then I started losing my hair.

Win:
>6'1
>Smart
>Sorta handsome face

Lose:
>Bitch hips
>Acne
>girly and soft as fuck hands even though I have acne

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>>35641772
Win
>6ft, just above males status
>literally never have to cut, I gain muscle and not fat by just eating a load of food
>handsome as fuck
>good physique with good lifts
>thick, lustrous hair
>confident and outgoing, autism is a stranger to me
>smart

Lose
>acne
>baby wrists
>lifts haven't really gone up significantly in a few years

Pretty lucky i guess

>>35643591
stop fapping so much

>>35641772
Win:

>Good aesthetic genetics
>smart
>7'x5.5" dong
>huge hands

lose:
5'7"

Win:
Handsome
Thick hair
Intelligent
Funny but I'd say thats more environmental
Above manlet cut off
Blue eyes

Lose:
No chest muscles
Giant hips
Thin arms

>>35641772
Win:
>Tall (6'4")
>Healthy thick hair and hairline
>Symmetrical abs
>Insertions seem to be more good than bad

Lose:
>Lanklet
>Average pen0r (idk like 6x5 or something)
>Baby face (26 and look 18-20)
>Pale skin (burn very easily)

>>35642868
y-y-yea

>>35643869
Try low bar squatting and stretch afterwards

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Win
>6'4"
>7.5 inch dick
>huge libido
>abs develop very quickly
>can stay hard for over 7 hours
>never get fat
>smart
>deep voice
>very flexible
Lose
>hairy as a monkey have to shave every week
>gay
>hair is naturally curvy takes ages to make it straight
>huge hip bones
>ass gets HUGE very easily
>chest takes ages to grow

Win:
>good facial aesthetics
>decent I.Q.
>decent beard genetics
>good shoulder to wait ratio

Lose:
>thinning hair
>5'9
>5.5 inch peen
>scar easily

>>35645018
You need to flip your wins and losses

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>>35641772
Win:
>somewhat nice looking, appereantly cute to some degree
>won't bald like father, overall ok hair structure
>intelligent and creative? (artistic spirit)
>learn languages fast, polyglote descent
>slavic descent, high intoxication tolerancy
>great metabolism, slim
>decent member
>decent height of a bit over 6ft?
>charming and passionate
>a lovely voice
>sleep and rest well anytime and anywhere
>flexible and adabtable
>packing mule
Dunno:
>chaotic and melancholic
>hopeless romantic
>both genuine and deceitful
>overall dark appereance, black hair, dark hazel eyes, also an odd darker tint to skin
>high libido, lewd
>ardent and eccentric
>perhaps weak teeth?
>work pattern in the likes of well tought out yet spontanious energy spikes
>jack of all trades, master of none (although I focus on somewhat similar/related concepts)
>critical and observant
>idealistic and perfectionist
>stubborn and assertive tendencies?
>quite reserved
>a bit feminine?
>nice butt and thighs?
Lose:
>a bit too much hair, pubes are a pain in the ass, really, also very dense at the lower part of the legs
>mostly confused and confusing
>short temper, moody
>depressive tendency
>likely mental problems
>awful memory (focus?)
>delusional
>used to have gastric problems
>big feet
>unstable emotionally and/or mentally
>tendencies for hopelesness?

>>35645018

You're almost the average homo, spreading disease as usual no doubt.

>>35643784
Found the fuccboi

>>35644889
r u me?

Does everybody in here really have over a 7 inch dick?

This is making me feel rather inadequate...

Win
>born white

Lose
>tfw 6.2x5.3 penor
>idk if genetic, but i have seborrea and really bad acne
>fucked up face, recessed jawline, assymetrical maxilla and nose
>30% chance of being smart underachiever, 70% chance of being dumb lazy piece of shit
>too white, everytime i spend 2+ hours in sun, new mole pops up
>both my grandparents from my mother side died of cancer

Suicide in my case is pretty justified desu

>>35644469
You and I walk the same path my friend.

Try starting to lose your hair at 13...

>win
Decent looking (told 7-8)
Slim hips
Big hands
Somewhat naturally talented in music
Nice eyebrows
Pretty deep voice
Different colour splash in one of my eyes (gets attention from girls)
6.8 x 5.5 dicker
Not much acne when I was teenager so no scars

>loss
Hard to tan and I lose it quickly (bad in Australia)
Nigger lips
Mediocre hair
Black heads on nose
Skinny wrists
Ecto (but I'm still making gains)

I guess I did pretty well. Feels good man

Win
>good facial genetics, got hit on when I worked as a cashier
>6'3
>green eyes
>big dick

Loose
>inflexible
>wide hips
>crippling social anxiety
>dandruff (unnoticeable with medicated shampoo)

I'd give it all to not be such a socially retarded faggot

>>35645327
Lose*
>retarded
Fuck me

>>35645121
I'm a kissless, hugless virgin that has barely left home on the last 8 months.

>>35643643
>>35643662
With this nigga's reading comprehension we can assume that's he's around 15.

>>35641772
Win:
>above average face
>not socially awkward
>very talented musician

Lose:
>below average metabolism
>babyface, look like I'm 14, I'm 18
>5'9-5'10

>>35643560
>Manlet detected

>>35641772
win:
>6'1
>white
>blue eyes
>strong jaw and cheekbones
>naturally broad
>tanned

lose:
>receding hairline
>lose weight very easily if i don't bulk
>average dick
>shitty teeth

>>35645439
>very talented musician
Play for us breh!

>>35641772
Win:
>Genius
>White
>Green Eyes
>Dark Blonde Hair
>Gorgeous Face
>Sexy Voice

Lose:

>5'6"
>Barrel Chest
>No Natural Muscle Tone
>Narrow Shoulders

isn't it funny how 9/10 of posters on /fit/ think they are good looking but when actual picture threads come up its more like 1/10 actually are?

>>35641772

Win:

>Handsome
>Smart
>Jawline
>I can fuck like an animal
>Blue eyes
>Perfect Health

Lose:

>Average Dick
>Manlet Cutoff 5'11
>My voice is lowish
>Bitch Wrists

>Win

>Good jawline
>6 foot 1
>deep voice
>no particular genetic illnesses to worry about

>Losses

>long neck
>shit shoulders
>penis is distinctly average @ 6x6

>>35642630
People on here buy into the 5.5" isn't average so better add on an extra 1" meme

Win

>7.5" willy
>broad shoulders, small waist
>nice teeth and smile
>decent facial aesthetics, nothing special
>gain muscle and lose weight incredibly fast

Loss
>manlet, 5'4
>losing my hair at 23
>can't grow a decent beard

Could be worse. I'd take nice hair and a decent beard over being taller if I could.

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Win:
Good looking
Blue eyes
Light brown/blonde hair
6'4
V taper
Athletic
Thick hair
Narrow waste
Wide shoulders
110 IQ (Did real IQ test in Uni)
Very laid back
Lose:
5 inch dick


Literally only bad thing is my dick is 5 inches. I don't really care though, because girl's tell me it's perfect because it bends up and rubs the top of their vag. They also say I'm real good with my tongue, so i'm over it. Plus i've never been one to worry because I think it's pointless, since we're just going to die anyways and none of this shit will matter.

>>35645768
ahh shit forgot to greentext it

>>35641839
Can I put a wig on you and fuck you anyways?

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>>35645777
checked

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>>35641772

Win:
>short (1.65)
>wide hips
>feminine facial features and jaw
>girly voice
>shoulders are not too wide
>green eyes
>relatively smart (not a genius but got into a nice university)

Lose:
>born the wrong sex

Win:
>6'5
>Very good strength genetics (Deadlifted 285kg after a year of lifting with no athletic background)
>Size comes easily to me
>eyebrows that everyone says are literally perfect without doing anything to them
>Fairly thick benis (5.5")
>Huge calves (20")


Lose:
>Gain fat very easy
>Have severe pubertal gyno
>Can't grow any semblance of a beard, just some shitty super patchy goatee at 21

baka desu senpai

>>35645883
>Deadlifted 285kg after a year of lifting with no athletic background
First year ended with me only pulling 2pl8, but then again my protein intake was fucking terrible cause i underestimated the seriousness of macros

Win:
>6'2"
>easy to lose fat
>8/10 face according to /soc/
>good at standardized tests
>white
>deep voice

Meh
>8.8" by 6.5" dick (have to order condoms online and sex doesnt always work)
>hardgainer

Lose
>wide hips
>narrow and weak shoulders
>chest gap
>family history of bipolar disorder and heart disease

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>>35641772
>That pic

>>35645971
Oh and forgot i cant grow a beard at 20

>>35645971
>>8/10 face according to /soc/
Post face. You've already posted it on /soc/. No excuses.

Win:
>6'1
>white
>face good enough that I got a shit ton of girls in DYEL twink mode
>naturally shiny golden hair
>'1%' household
>bretty smart overall and top-tier in certain fields

Lose:
>moderate-severe Crohn's disease
>slightly feminine frame
>had braces for 5 years and 4 years later teeth are already trying to fuck themselves back
>pedo tier facial hair
>slightly narrow weiner

win:
>good insertions
>big calves
>reasonably intelligent
>white

lose:
>5'6 manlet
>small head
>bug eyes
>terrible eyesight

>>35645995
I have the same issue, atleast I only have to shave once every 3 weeks

>win
good facial aesthetics
naturally muscular
9x6
pretty intelligent
white
>cons
Socially awkward
5'9"
Had to have my thyroid nuked so now I'm hypo
Have lots of regrets
bad eyesite

Win:
>6'
>6x5 dick
>intelligent
>can put on lean body mass very quickly
>haven't gotten sick in almost 15 years
>hair gloriously thick and silky, all women 'mire it

Neutral:
>Widow's peak that puts Vegeta to shame

Lose:
>shitty face
>oily skin
>heart can explode at any moment
>small wrists
>ADHD
>facial hair patchy as fuck
>need glasses

>>35645260
seborrea is the worst, the struggle is real

>>35646254
>heart can explode at any moment
make sure you film it.

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>>35646018
Ok but you guys are way meaner lol
Also forgot to mention dyel but that aint genetics

>>35646569
Holy shit you're gorgeous. Pls be gay :)

Win:
6'5"
have a jawline
blue eye
funny
above average dick..barely
can talk to people without being autistic
won't lose hair thanks to genetics
mad pussy eating skills

Lose:
>big polish nose
>knees like rice crispies
>burn out socially too easy so going out all the time is mentally exhausting
>6'5" so don't put on muscle like manlets
>can't grow real beard or husbando body hair
>pale and spotted with moles that fuck up aesthetics
>stumbled upon 4chan

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>>35646569
gorgeous

Win
>White

Lose
>Pretty much everything else

win:

>asian
>super smart
>look korean for the koreaboos
>rich

lose:

>i'm on 4chan

>>35641772
i'm tall enough that most 5'11 guys i talk to have their mouths at my dick-level. how's it feel stumpies? :D

>>35643698
Regression towards the mean, friendo

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>>35646755
i should add that i'm not a lanklet and have a body-type similar to the pic attached.

>>35646730
>super smart
>thinks money is genetic

>>35646755
>>35646771
Guess how I know you're a short neckbeard

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>>35646802
guess how I know you're an angered stumpie?
answer: it's because of your projection post that can be slimmed down into just saying "i'm triggered." get real, buddy. you may as well start worshipping me as a sex-symbol. lord knows your girlfriend/any female you're attracted to already has :D

>>35646827
>:D

>>35643576
How is homosexual tendencies bad?

>>35646878
He wrote bisexual, breh. He's biscum.

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>>35646897
what are bisexual tendencies?

>>35646897
>biscum
hows it feel that i can consensually fuck your girlfriend until she goes full aheago and then rape your hard, muscled body while maintaining a steady boner throughout?

>realizing as my chest gets bigger that I don't have a gap
>exactly 6 ft tall
>7x6 dick
>full head of hair
>thick calves because I was a fat kid
I've only been lifting about a year and a half but I think once I've fully made it that things are going to get stupid. I can't wait.

>>35646927
wanting to fuck one of those kids from hunterxhunter, but still half-heartedly having reverse-cowgirl (so she can't see you sobbing) sex with your cheerleader gf after the big game (that you scored the last touchdown in).

>>35646933
You can't rape the willing, breh :D

>>35646956
that's not tendencies, that's straight up denial.

Win:
>6'5" with proportional penis
>produced 4 male offspring
>great smarts (engineer for 14 years now with a 4.0 halfway through Ga Tech MS in CS)

Lose:
>plain face
>balding so buzzed hair
>bad snotty allergies
>shit voice
>shit memory
>shit charisma

>>35646969
listen bud, the only thing i'm denying is that my dick isn't too big to hurt a girl, which has been untrue over the 100+ one-night stands i've experienced. but the girls still love it, and tell there co-workers and hot friends about my big member: "the punisher", only because of the novelty around it.

Win:
Big legs from my dad
No glasses
6.5/10 look
Quite social
Okay dick

Lose:
Asian
5'9
No beard
Asian
Asian
Asian
Ahhhhhhhhhhh

>>35641772
Win
>sexy
>qtpi wife
>6´2
>3 pl8 bench 7 pl8 squat
>going to finish my stem degree
Lose
> only 3 pl8 deadlidt
>wish i could run faster and more flexible would love to do the splits

>>35647050
>7 pl8 squat
>3 pl8 dl

HOW? Please tell me so I don't make the same mistakes!

>>35642982
>I haven't spoken to a human being in a non-condescending manner in twenty years

>>35641772
>intersex condition
>incomplete male puberty
>5'7

pros:
>will literally never be a baldcuck
>youthful appearance
>very flexible

cons:
>even when i lifted a lot, hard gainer, no muscle mass
>no libido, frigid kissless virgin
>tiny peepee
>low test beta autist

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>>35647225
oh and I have superior Ashkenazi IQ

>life-statting, the thread

>>35646254
you are me except for the heart thing and sick thing. I also have bad social anxiety and get me out of this elevator its gonna crash anxiety

>>35641772
Win:
>thick beard
>beautiful curly hair
>6'3''
>giant hands

Lose:
>kinda fucked up in the head
>oily skin
>below average facial aesthetics

Body is alright, nothing amazing but I also didn't get shafted on that one.

>>35645081
god you sound sexy

>>35641772

Win:
>Naturally laid-back and confident, no nervous responses like sweating, stammering or trembling
>Make people laugh with my ability to stay deadpan
>Low baritone/bass range voice
>Dick slightly above average, 7"x5.25"
>5'11"

Lose:
>Confidence and laid-back nature sometimes comes across as abrasive/aloof, girls don't think I can be serious about a relationship (they're right, I'm just in it for fun and sex)
>Not ugly, but definitely none of the facial features women usually like
>patches of ecsema that flare up occasionally
>25 lbs overweight, mostly shows in my ass, plus operation on a pilonidal cyst a few years back (scar not that visible)

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>>35648136
>5'
>"Win"

Highly illogical

>>35645240

average guy on /fit/ is 6'2 with an 8x6, why do you think there are high test women threads all the time?

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Win:
>No serious hereditary conditions
>No allergies
>Get sick once every 3 blue moons
>Super long eyelashes, some grills are fucking fascinated by them

Neutral:
>Hair loss, but its canceled out since I got nothing but compliments after I shaved that shit off

Lose:
>5'8 no mans land manlet
>Dumb laugh
>Probably slightly below average IQ
>Short arms

lmao at this whole thread
yes /fit/ 90% of you totally have 7+ dicks
and an average height of 6'2"

this has got to be a single memer
every second post is 7.5 x 5.5

>>35641979
>shitty right knee from my dad's side

Fucking this. I thought my dad had shit knees from working blue collar jobs, but my older brothers developed them too. I'm starting to get to the age where they turn to shit

Win:
>Known for my nice long wavy hair (Thanks mom)
>Never had a pimple in my life (mom has fantastic skin + her always buying me skin products, THANKS MOM!)
>Eyebrows (according to my girlfriends)
>Perfectly straight teeth (thanks mom and dad)
>Natural tan (thanks for being brown Dad)
>Always been lean (athletic parents and their lifestyle thanks again)
>Dunno if music is genetic but im a good singer and play guitar at a pretty high level (thanks mom and dad respectively)

Lose:
>5'11 (never been a problem with shoes but have had 6'1 girlfriend so we looked funny in photos
>bad eyesight (never wear glasses unless i need to and too scared to wear contacts)
>5 inch dick (thanks dad)

>>35649458

Oh yeah gotta add:

Win:
>Green eyes!!!

Lose:
>Bad at sports (thanks eyesight)
>Chest hair (fucking hate it)

Wins:
>sharp at times
>5'9 despite tallest parent being 5'5
>decent enough face

Losses:
>depression since kid
>parents are terrible
>only 5'9
>hearing impairment

>>35643694
top kek

>>35643687
same about the height, only I have 4 years left so lets pray even more

im 5'10 but bro ill kill for 6'2, my dream tbqh

>>35641772
>lose
>5'10

>>35643788
holy shit, how old are you, and how are you dealing with it?

>>35643948
>have aids
>Look 5-10 years younger than my age group

>>35649766
nvm I took the bait

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I'm 21. My "wins" don't matter anymore.

Win
>kinda handsome
>6'3
>Broad shoulders
>small waist
>good eyesight
>beard

Lose
>ugly til 17 years
>overbite
>wide cheeks
>puffy nips

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wins
>above 6ft
>not a complete retard
> >white
>hazel eyes
lose
>not the best facial structure but not that bad
>small hands
>endomorph
>shit skin from mum, acne in places and prone to stretch marks
>slow metabolism even though i work out 4-6 days a week
>dad didnt have great hair genetics, probaby will follow him
>fucked myself up mentally

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ITT: Everyone is highly intelligent with big dicks and above average IQ.

Who are you lying for, anons? To /fit/, or to yourself?

>>35642980
Tall girls are amazing when they have a cute face. I wanna be your 6'5" cuddleboy m'lady

Win
>Really smart academically
>At least I don't have a genetic disease
>Best Pokemon player in my college
>I can drink like no other.

Meh
>6 x 5
>5'9
>At least i'm not retarded or paralyzed
>Decent voice, i've been said it's nice, but i've also been said i sound retarded

Lose
>Ugly as fuck
>Terrible personality
>Zero Confidence
>Really dumb and incompetent for anything non academic or work related
>Fat, but legs of a T-Rex, almost SS mode
>Perma-depressed since 3rd grade, bullied until 8th grade
>Dad died
>Still alive

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>>35641772

Well..

Win

>6'0 tall, could be worse I guess
>smart when it comes to academics, pick up languages quick
>7"x5.25" dick
>bretty good looking, maybe a 6.5/10
>wide shoulders, naturally big arms
>not afraid to talk to girls & able to appear a convincing normalfag
>naturally lightly tanned skin

Lose

>bacne/upper shoulder acne that won't go away no matter what I try
>hair slightly graying already (im 26 and use hair dye every few months)
>former fatfag, so I've never looked completely normal without a shirt on
>don't take my shirt off even during sex
>some gyno
>have no idea how to pose for photographs since I spent my entire adolescence and teenage fatty life avoiding cameras
>lazy as fuck/procrastinator

>>35649793
Oh damn Im sorry, anon. Dont be that hiding baldy, shave it off

>>35649793
Wins
>6'0
>deep voice
>not conventionally good looking, but aight face
>good sense for fashion and art

Lose
>thin hair
>lazy
>Bad skin

>>35642980
>thinking being 5ft10 as a female is winning
5ft9 is the cutoff you disgusting lanklet

>>35643200
late kek
should've got more appreciation

Win:
>Qt Face
>Smart,
>Funny

Lose:
>5'6"

>>35650076
Perfect height desu :)

Win:
>6'2
>Great bone structure
>Western European
>Charismatic

Lose
>Average dick that kind of curves to the left
>Black person looking-nose (nothing against black people it just looks wrong on white people)
>Bipolar and depressive
>Stealth Transgender for life

>>35650110
>Stealth Transgender for life
Storytime?

>>35641772

Win:
-deep voice
-good face
-slightly over average dick
-clear skin

lose:
- 5'10
-rather small hands (dont know if this is a lose)
-pectus excavatum, not as visible anymore tho since working out

>>35641772

Win
>white
>asthetic looking penis. it's normal sized, but the girls love how nice it looks. not kidding. had several girls fucking admire it and commenting on it during fucking or sucking
>thick hair, as my father - who is 65 and doesn't seem to be balding
>both parents are smart, therefor I am aswell and since I'm short and not athletic(...), I had to get funny as fuck to bring something to the table
>"didn't know you had nice legs anon" - every girl that sees me without pants
>my muscles come from hard work

Lose
>5'9
>body type from my mother's side of the family aka dad bod and very pale. my brother has the body type from my father's side and is athletic and tanned
>too high pitched voice for my own likings
>my muscles comes from hard work

>>35650133
When I was a kid I always knew that I was a girl or wanted to be a girl (frame it how you want) and I tried my hardest to conceal it. When I was in my late teens I'd seen a therapist and they told me that I was certainly trans and I should just accept it and come out. I don't want to though because I happen to be a very manly motherfucker in build and how I present myself that if I did decide to transition I'd look like the worst transwoman you could imagine and it'd completely wreck the relationship I have with all my friends and family. I'd rather play the role of a man that I'm good at at this point rather than be an ugly transwoman.

>>35641772
Pros:
>Good looking
>6'2"
>7x5.5" dick
>Charming personality
>Aesthetic with a decent level of natural fitness

Cons:
>Implying

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>>35641772
>this thread when
>>35644213
>>35649675
>>35649768
>these are up
fucking lol

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>Win
>6'2"
>big dick
>good face

Lose
>coeliac disease
>extremely prone to migranes
>terribly short sighted

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>>35641772
>Incredibly poor eyesight, have to be within three feet of something without glasses to see it clearly
>Heavy family history of mental illnesses such as autism and dementia to downright schizophrenia, strokes, heart problems, immune system disorders, gastrointestinal issues, alcoholism, liver and kidney problems, etc etc
>Teeth so fucked up it you have no idea, took years and years of braces to fix and they still ain't right
>high risk for cancer
>Sun burns our super-white skin like nothing else. Pale as fuck, can never be tanned
>Light tends to hurt my eyes so awful, I stick to going out at night

But for the high:
>Family members are BEASTLY at surviving the most lethal shit
>Grandmother got 1000% better when taken off lifesupport instead of withering away and dying
>Have my grandpa's penchant for building muscle and he was a fuckin mountain of a man who, I shit you not, worked as a lumberjack
>Great test levels, good hairline, no history of balding
>Family has consistently looked extremely young compared to actual age. I get confused for a highschooler often, and my mom was once thought to be 13 by a police officer when she was 23 and already had a kid and a job. She had to take the officer to meet her boss to confirm that yes she was 23 and yes she worked there and was not a kid ditching school.
>Pretty good vision at night compared to other folks

Am I gonna be alright, senpai?

>>35650170
Well that sucks:(
Is it possible to find a partner who understands? At least you can be you behind closed doors? Are you attracted to men or women?

>>35650184
Do you actually have coeliac disease anon, or just lousy gut flora?

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>>35643032
Bro, can I fuck your dad?

>>35641772
Win
>decent face
>6'1
>sorta smart
>good hair

Loss
>average dick
>terrible eyesigth
>tigth foreskin (fixed now though)
>always depressed durin winter
>terrible gyno
>nose is full of acne, only get acne on nose
>sorta feminine face
>bad at socializing with complete strangers
>UK teeth
>bitch voice
>big round nose
>braces at 18

>

>>35650157
Post dick famfam

>>35641772
you decide

>6'4
>sorta handsome - handsome (7-8/10)
>strong build since i was a kid
>full hair into old age
>resistant to stress

lose
>shitty eyes (9+ on both eyes)
>asthma linked to allergies (medication makes my chest larger, dunno if thats good or not)
>various allergies (cats, grass, dust etc)
>prone to get more allergies
>activity asthma (cant do cardio properly without getting it)

i have to be chill all the time, if i start running for 15 seconds or more, i get an asthma attack

>>35649793
grow beard
shave head
show of high test

>>35641772
Win
>Symmetrical face
>Alright jawline
>Good amount of body hair, the facial hair is coming around as well
>White
>Broad shoulders

Not win nor loose
>5'10, below average here in Norway, that's for sure, but nobody beyond the memes of 4chan consider me short, so whatever
>14cm dick, or 5,5 inches, which is kind of the same situation as with my height

Lose:
>Easily gain weight in fat, slow metabolism. However, I'm getting skinnier
>Addictive genetics from alcoholic family, though I've not fallen into that pitfall quite yet
>The facial hair isn't quite what I'd want, but again, I'm not yet 20, and it's improving, there's still hope
>Short, stout fingers. So called "workers hands", but they honestly just look fatter than what they should. "big boned", rite?

>>35650395
Post furry Norwegian bod

jesus this 7x5.5 meme is exhausting

>>35649981
Yeah, I probably will. It's a shame because girls have loved my hair my entire life. Very soft and a good color. Fuck.
>>35650377
Actually already have a good beard, good growth genetics. I've just been avoiding the hitest look because I've got a resting asshole face and I don't want to look like some edgelord who doesn't want to interact with people.

But it's really my only option left for some kind of aesthetic.

>>35650421
It's not time yet, lad, I need more progress.

>>35650464
Having a resting asshole face will make you look like a badass mate. Embrace it. As long as you don't ACT like an edgelord, who gives a fuck. You'll look good.

>>35641772
Win:
>ancient Jew money making gene.
>6'2
>7"x6 dik
>Nice face/hair/shoulders/ass

Lose:
>Semi-Jew nose
>scoliosis
>hairy ass
>sweaty
>pecs are shit. Pain when try to do dips.

pros
>academically smart, not so much when I need to use it irl
>5´11
>7inches dick

cons
>used to have horrible cystic acne so moon craters in my face
>full blown gyno
>ginger
>head too big for my body
>ears too big for my head
>fucked up ginger hairline, im talking about nicholas cage level shit right here brothers
>my dick shaft is super hairy
>fucked up gapped teeth.
>basically no upper-nose-bridge so it looks like I have a tiny nigger nose/ pig nose

Win
>6'4
>respectable amount of muscle fills me out so I look well proportioned at such a monstrous height
>large hands and feet
>blessed with Adonis belt
Lose
>socially autistic
>no hobbies (inb4 lifting is a hobby)
>kinda smoke a lot of weed

>>35650521
>pros: manlet king

Win:
>somewhat smart I guess
>great genetics strenght-wise
>blonde hair and blue eyes combo
>18 cm dick is fine too Id say
Lose:
>powerful underbite
>crooked teeth
>shit-tier skin with acne
>potato nose
>5'10" (still growing tho, dream is to reach 6'. Not that it would help a lot with my facial aesthetics.)
>pretty bad genetics for bodybuilding/aesthetics
>probably slightly autistic, get anxious really easily and sperg out on regular basis
>balding since I was 14

I want off this ride.

>>35650521
>5'11
>pro
the delusion is real in this one

>>35650533
kek, let me have something good in me

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>Everyone listing their intelligence as "smart"

>>35641772

Win:

>Smart
>Facial Aesthetics
>Pennis a bit above average
>Sociable
>Confident
>gf for 3 years

Cons:

>5'6

We're all gonna make it.

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>>35650612
>smart
>pennis

>>35650653
>What are filter memes

>>35641772
im alive. thats all i need

WIN
>dark voice
>high IQ even tho i suck at school im very good at problem solving
> above average cock
>white
>very social
>wide shoulder
>big forearms
>good beard
>greenish blueish eyes
CONS
>5'8
>receiving hairline
>tomato red in face very easly
>red marks all over my tights
>ADD
>hard to gain or lose weight

>>35649910

We're in the internet, don't forget that, we're the best in everything.