Tinder response

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>>35592847
"Meet me at café x at time x so I know your breath doesn't smell"

>>35592847
alrite m9 do u want to fuck or jus date

>>35592847
I guess I'll find out on our date then

>>35592870
or rather, go for beer/glass of wine

whatever you do, don't skip out on checking for bad breath, you can do it as a joke or whatever, but don't skip checking for bad breath

you don't wanna skip checking for bad breath

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>>35592847
>Nancy
>2016

>>35592847
> thsts

>>35592847

Tell her you RM to make her laugh. Bitches love to laugh.

>>35592847
why do u fags always post some cringe shit like that.
every other fgt is saying shit like this cmon my man think.
im 100% sure you will not even meet her
gj u blew it

>>35592873
Both, I guess.

Her bio is "bad girls aint no good and good girls aint no fun"

>>35592898
Biggest shiggy in this thread

>>35592920
They think these sentences show confidence and wit but it only works on used goods sluts who just need the ego boost or are attracted to you because of looks regardless of what you say.

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>>35592847
got you senpai

>Look up here, I’m in heaven

>I’ve got scars that can’t be seen

>I’ve got drama, can’t be stolen

>Everybody knows me now
>Look up here, man, I’m in danger

>I’ve got nothing left to lose

>I’m so high it makes my brain whirl

>Dropped my cell phone down below
>Ain’t that just like me
>By the time I got to New York

>I was living like a king

>Then I used up all my money

>I was looking for your ass
>This way or no way

>You know, I’ll be free

>Just like that bluebird

>Now ain’t that just like me
>Oh I’ll be free

>Just like that bluebird

>Oh I’ll be free

>Ain’t that just like me

>>35592938
ok say i guess theres only ne way to find out, meet me at my place in a few hrs

if ur too beta for that tell her to meet u at a bar somewhere nearby

>>35592985
that's too direct, she'll be thrown off by it

go for mine >>35592870

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>>35592985

>>35593021
fuck you mine was better

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>>35593021
RAPE ALARM

if i were a qt puh 2 t that's what would go through my head

and i would also be thinking about getting some new shoes to go with that outfit i won't be able to wear for another few months because i bought it as motivation to lose weight but i can do it girl power!

>>35593021
Lol you fucked up

>>35592978
Sleep tight, pizza.

>>35593021
LOL KILL YOURSELF

>>35592978

>tfw that video
>tfw no more Bowie

>>35592898

Kekd

This thread has potential. I shall be monitoring.

>OP you should a gotten her # and see if she's willing to exchange nudes.
>prove to you how fun she could be before you even meet her

>>35593085
yeeeeah

How about the uno brow girl in blackstar though

OWEEEE

>>35593021
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

I mean, thats not even trying mate. You could have made some cheesy funny answer regarding her being evil. Like if she eats the white off the oreos before the blacks, seriously anything

Hey he went for it. Why not its just a random tinder girl

>>35593021
Correct answer would have been:
>number?

If she gives it to you, move to whatsapp.
If she doesn't:
>k den, bye

Gotta be more economical with your time, there's other sloots to woo.

>>35593110
why is nobody commenting on my absolutely perfect response >>35592870

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UPDATE US

FUCKING UPDATE US GODDAMMIT

>>35593021
God the delivery on that was horrible
"I guess there's only one way to find out".
Wait for reply, if positive: "Okay, meet you at my place in a few".
If not positive, drop it and move on.
How can you be this bad with women? I understand talking to them in person may be hard but online? Jesus Christ anon.

>>35593100

I didn't see the Blackstar video yet but she can't be worse than the gookette in China Girl. That fucking smile, Christ.

>>35593021
No matter what you do on 4chan you will always be cringe.
Ignore the fags anon, response was good.
If she rejects you just keep moving, there are 3 billion females in world.

>>35593050
you fucking what

>>35593118
Because making a woman self conscious about her breath before a date isnt a valid tactic imo

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>>35593128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw

>captcha tells me to click all the coffee
>click the tea instead

D E V I L I S H
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>>35593134
b-but Mytery told me I gotta n-neg

>>35593134
it's a qualifier, it shows that he isn't willing to sleep with someone who has a bad breath. She needs to validate herself in order to gain his approval, therefore she invested in him and is attracted to him in a greater sense than if she just woulda been offered to come over

>>35592978
WHERE THE FUCK DID MONDAY GO

>>35593144
This is pure autism right here.

If you have the issue meeting a lot of women who has bad breath then maybe you should up your standards. Also this whole "validate" thing, I think you got it totally wrong if you think it applies to bad breath because fixing a bad breath is something thats expected of everyone

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>>35593021

Fuck op, never ask to go to ur house, always offer cofi first damn it. She may think ur a molester or something

>>35593132
what ? he fucked up you should keep the conversationt going so the girl can open up an then ask her to have a coffee or meet this is just autism

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>/fit/
>getting a gf 2016 edition

>>35593167
no you retard it has nothing to do with bad breath, it just makes her concious of something that she might have to "fix" (we assume that she already has because she has decent hygiene like most normal people). Then she has to prove to him that no, she doesn't have bad breath. It's the proving something-part that matters, because as she spent time and energy proving something to him, she invested in making him like her - in this instance by saying that she doesn't have bad breath.

It has nothing to do with having bad breath in particular, it's just a neutral, inoffensive thing that can be changed for something else (like "so I can make sure that you aren't some 45y o dude", "so I can see that you don't weigh 400lbs", "so I know that you don't dress like Dolly Parton"), but bad breath is something that is so inoffensive that it doesn't risk it fucking everything up

Upt8 op

>>35593021
nigga i wasnt serious lmao

>>35593141

Yeah, I'd take Frieda Kahlo there over China Girl.

Still sad to watch because he exaggerates his movements like that and in Lazarus to hide tremors.

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What do?

>>35593249
ignore and move on
you won't get any more than one-word responses from her now.

>>35593249
R u an arch of the covenant?

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>>35593249
>lol

At this point your fucked, link her to 4chan thread and say sory. Fucking fag, learn to woo.

>>35593249
REKT

>>35593249
NIGGA just say lol im jus playin how u doin tonight boo

>>35593249
ABORT
B
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T

>>35593249
only /fit/ pickup lines can save you now.

>are you from Iraq?
>cause you need to Baghdad ass up

>>35593249
she is interested, she just don't want to feel like a slut by fucking some guy that has sent her two messages. Now you just do some small talk for a while, then get back to arranging the fuck.

>>35593249
you're a man with nothing to lose. Tell her you'll kill her if she doesn't come over.

dubs and you must do this.

>>35593220
I totally disagree with you. When you talk about bad breath as inoffensive sure thats fine, but the result you will get is that she is going to think of her breath every time she opens her mouth. Ending with her not speaking as much as she would have otherwise. Its just a bad opener.

>she has to prove to him
>she invested in
We are literally three messages into this tinder chat, it doesnt work that way unless she is a +40yo that cant get any dick action at all

>>35593269
so far you have said two rediclously "macho" lines that both sound like jokes. no reason to stop now. say something about a bed of roses and writhing in delicious agony.

>>35593249
What's funny you fucking cunt

>>35593285
Lmfao

Roooo0l

>>35593249
tell her it's going to happen one way or another

>>35593249
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NQlWj1VQJ7

>>35593249
>"My bad. Didn't realize I was dealing with a teenager. Sorry, I only have time for real women."

>>35593249
delet account
move to a new country

>>35593249
Number?

>>35593269
this is probably the only thing that might save this, minus the nigga part for safety

>>35593249
Atleast she replied to you, meaning she hasnt shut the door yet. You can still save this mate.

There is literally no way a girl is just going to end up going to your frontdoor after 4 messages. Just say anything literally and divert from this freaking sex talk, because it will automatically come later

>>35593307
I can smell your Fedora over the internet.

>>35593296
>>35593300

don't do this. because there are so many actually frustrated virgins on tinder saying this shit all the time, making it harder for the rest of us to get anywhere. don't be a neckbeard who thinks this shit is funny and original. its so beta.

>>35593305
Woah are you Bill Clinton

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>>35593305
A+

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>>35593249
>lol

>>35593286
no she won't, she'll brush her teeth before meeting him (which will in turn be another thing she's doing in order to make herself likeable to him) and then she can forget about it because she just brushed her teeth. There's nothing else she can do, except for maybe flossing, gurgling some mouth water etc.

>three messages in
doesn't matter, the sooner she gets to prove herself to him the quicker she has invested in him. Therefore the conversation will rely less on him typing up interesting things, because she will feel that taking the conversation further is interesting, because that's right, she has invested in it

>>35593249
OP do something at least

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>>35593305
nice bru

>>35593249
Well that's it op the game is over. All you can do now is erase your identity and try to live day by daym cut ties with family and friends and wipe your identity off the grid. If you show your face in that town again you'll be at least tarred and feathered for being such a high powered autist

Read some theoru and go far into the woods

>>35593249
>lol what,arent we looking for a fuck here of what

>>35593347
I'm genuinely curious:
Have you ever actually had a conversation with a girl/woman you weren't related to?

Damn OP you're about as smooth as 1 grit sand paper. Give up faggot

>>35593305
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NQlWj1VQJ7
am fucking laughing out loud 101/101

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>asking fit for advice pertaining to women

Your first mistake, OP

>>35593405
Don't push it too far, faggot. It was funny at first

>>35593405
Delete this.

>>35593417
:(

u right

>>35593390
had gf for 3 years, broke up in march, have used tinder to meet up 5 chicks since, pretty much had the opportunity to fuck them all but bailed on 3 because of different reasons, also hooked up with a girl which I have been fwb since october.

Tinder conversations before you're into open hearted be-yourself-kind of conversation is kinda like a game, you need to be aware of what you are doing

don't know what you are on about if you think my technique makes it seem like I'm terrible with women

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>>35593141
man that video alone is absolutely fantastic

never listened to bowie before but i kinda like what im hearing

>girl gives me her number
>I text her "guess who"
>She asks for a hint
>I say "Hint: cute guy"
>no reply

What do I do now

>>35593458
His last album is kinda spook core, mainly due to the fact that he wrote all of it and came up with the concept while he was going through the throes of terminal cancer. A lot of it is coming to terms with death and the life he led.

He turned his death into a work of art, quite like Kurt Kobain.

>>35593482
text her immediately asking if she got your last text, and when she ignores that rinse and repeat until she files a restraining order

>>35593305
Lool

>>35593194
Love how this is becoming a reaction image. I was literally in that classroom.

>>35593482
>cute guy
wtf man

well say something like "jeez it's anon, you don't have to get all nervous about it"

>>35593279
this

>>35593423
what was it

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>>35593021
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>35593530
it was another bill clinton attempt but it was really bad and not funny and i realized it immediately after posting it

>>35593523
Damn that's good mate, sending now

>>35593448
Instead of verbally abuse you Im just going to say that certain people attract other certain people. Your tactic probably works with some girls and doesnt at all with others. I dont think there is a best way, but I think there are definetly guidelines.

The girl of whom you would attract with your style is probably not the kind of girl I would want for myself

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Was I alpha?

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>>35593550
HE'S GOIN FOR IT

>>35593550
This would actually work for Chad. Let's see how attractive she finds you

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>>35593550
Let's see how this pans out

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>>35593550
bro you literally repel poon

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>>35593550
Let's hope this gamble pays off.

>>35593550
holy fuck and I thought it couldn't go more downhill

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>>35593550
GOOD LUCK
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>>35593550
she thinks u srsly about to fuckin rape her. id jus move on senpai

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>>35593483
man i didnt want to feel know

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>>35593550
>Was I alpha?
>mfw

autism: the thread

>>35593550
REEL HER IN
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE

A L P H A
L
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A

>>35593541
hahaha wow man why the fuck would you verbally abuse me
I don't care what you do man, I just throw in conversational psychology into laidback, joking conversations when I'm being myself

but whatever floats your boat

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>>35593550

>>35593550
MADMAN

this is a fucking trainwreck

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>>35593550
HE'S GOING ALL OUT
I REPEAT
ALL OUT

>>35593581
Just look at the lyrics for blackstar and lazarus.

It's all there m8

>>35593249
Lol, you're an idiot.

>>35592898
My GF is called Nancy, i know how you feel.

>>35593638
>GF
sure, pal

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>>35593550

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>>35593550

>>35593678
a favourite of mine is saying "i like your skin" with a knife emoji. gets surprisingly good reactions most of the time

Lmao at the mantle piece post

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>>35593305
>>35593678

>>35593715
Wanna know how I know you're a newfag?

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>>35593021
idk why dis nigga listen to me lmao

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>>35593550
Top tier alpha

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Learn from the pro, you noob

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>>35593736
2/3

>>35593734
Because your mum was banging me last night?

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>>35593757
3/3

>>35593194

is that girl's name by chance emily?

and do you live in las vegas

>>35593749
At least she's honest.

>>35593932
>it's not that big

my nigga what are you doing

>>35593767
and I thought OP's was bad, this is just satirical

>>35593944
Checked.jpeg
Also it fits in their hands.

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>>35593767

>>35593944
No one goes on Tinder to actually meet. It's literally all shitposting now.

>>35593944
found the virgin

>>35593678
I fucking lol'd

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>>35593305
10/10

>>35593984
speak for yourself

im dyel, half-brown and im slaying it

>>35593749
Honest girls are the best

>>35592978
Sad feels only

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>>35593021
>>35593249
>>35593305
>>35593550

>>35593764
BUUUUUURN

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>>35593305
Holy fucking kek

>>35593550
Lol fucking bold

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>>35592847
Auyyyy lmao

>>35593249

>Well ok then we'll meet at yours and go grab a coffee.

Bump for OP follow up

>>35594288
>felt obliged to tell the joke before sending pic

Wtf

>>35593932
wait what was the opener? Are you new to this you can't just cut off your opening pickup line in the cap

>>35594386
>Hey you're pretty cute you don't have a dick do you?

>>35594381
he might have offended the lady otherwise.

>>35593521
are you 12?

>>35594424
The way he did it it looked way more cringe/creepy.If he stopped at cock and sent a rooster pick that would've been funnier.

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Females are strange creatures

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>>35594487
This is the same person several months later. She just texted me this ~30 minutes ago

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>>35594496
Fin.

>>35594500
No I want to have sex with your friend Chad what's his number?

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>>35593521
>in the classroom
>is fattass teacher
>cucked by 10 year old laughing at your "muh functional strength" and "powerlifting"

mfw

>>35594496
she just had sex a week ago and you want to go in for sloppy seconds? disgusting

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>>35594500
>not saying "Kelsey, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?"
You fucking failed.

>>35594500
Wow wtf. Just say "wanna come over/hang out"
stop fucking playing her games. girls play games so that guys win, not carry on playing pitpat

>>35593550
>>35593550

PLEASE UPDATE

bitches do not know about my dick, bitches get hit when they see my dick, bitches will get hit if they di not respons to tect bucheenwill get hit whires will grt hit nirches get hit by my larosa's pizza cinci

>>35594496
>ever since I had sex last week

>>35594769
mfw epic meme

>>35593305
muh seids are in
O R B I T
E
B
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T

>>35593194
Scary as fuck

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>>35594500
Well managed gentlemen. Fine example are thi that posted this. I tip my fedora in your name thi manly gentlemen.

>>35593678
fucking kek'd audibly

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>>35593305
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NQlWj1VQJ7

>>35594769
Red flag?
>>35595193
Seems like you're jelly anon

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>>35593305

>>35593141
how dare you insult the queen of /fit

>>35593550
keep us updated

>>35593550
M A D M A N
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>>35593749
>I got something that could make you feel full
> I know a way to fill that emptiness
> how about I empty my dick all over your mouth

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>>35595487
>implying I even want to touch this one with a 10 foot stick

>>35593678

>Darcy

my sides are on a voyage to arcturus

>>35595509
>"Don't bring up my tits"
>Profile pic is picture of her tits

>>35593749

>lyrica
>lyric
>a

what is this world coming to

>tfw hooking up with a tinder sloot tomorrow

She's a tiny Asian girl. Literally 4'9". Four fucking feet nine fucking inches. She wants to be choked, spanked, and degraded. I'm gonna have to drive an hour and get a hotel but #yolo

>>35595608
>spending cash to get laid

NOPE

>>35595618
>wanna go out to dinner Brian?
>no thanks I don't pay to get laid

>>35595618
implying having a girlfriend in the postmodern age isn't the literal equivalent of paying for sex

>>35592870
>so I know your best doesn't smell
Is that what the pickup book said to say?

>>35593050
I got you, f a m
Your a stream-of-consciousness guy, I like it

>>35595630
>Chicken wings and fries we dont go on dates

>>35595739
KEK

>>35593305
Superb.

>>35595739
NOBU NOBU NOBU NOBU NOBU NOBU

>>35592847
what is it with asian girls are weird ass outdated names like "nancy" and "constance"

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>>35595509
>even swiping on right on this hair-dying hamplanet
>KEK

http://websta.me/n/ariellelyrica

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>>35595812
>I just bought a jet we in LA

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>>35595842
Oh fuck me, did I really swipe right on this? She's apparently had lots of sex too

>>35595543
kekkles

>>35595842
>feminist
you don't say?
I wish there were a way to just filter out feminists, it would probably eliminate half the fat girls

>>35594288
>Srat girls
>having to try that hard
Pick one, m8.

>>35596103
I've been fatfished. I swear she looked better on tinder with all those angles and shit

>>35593116
this

>>35593984
I've been on Tinder since last July and have met five females in person. All of five of them ended in sexual acts. They were all very average looking like I am.

>>35596240
One of the girls I met with fatfished me, still licked her butthole tho

>>35593550
K... Keep me posted

>>35596240
>fatfished
top kek

>Tfw op is kill and will never return

>>35593249
yoooooo ahahaha

>>35593678
lmao a hearty kek I did have

>>35594500
>>35594496
>>35594487
>using emoticons as an adult male

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>>35593305
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NQlWj1VQJ7
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>35593305
hahahhaha

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>>35593305
yooo nigga. das real good
hhahaha

>>35593305
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NQlWj1VQJ7

nothing makes me laugh as much as things on 4chan

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>>35593305
with the responses this post is getting i thought it would be something funny

>>35596769
kek

>>35594381
>women understanding jokes regarding politics or history without having it explained to them

>>35596810
damn most bitches are just straight dumb

>>35592847

>thsts

She's already slurring.

What's in her drink, bill?

OP what happened, post update pls

>>35596858
ride this into the sunset anon

>>35596858
she trigger your flight response or INCREASE BANTZ ?

>>35596858
>"I'll rape you for saying that"

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>>35596858
This post made me smile

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>>35593305
my sides

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I think she's wet

OP are you getting laid?

>>35596932
Holy shit, I'm cringing so hard

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>got a girl's number
>have know idea what to do with it
I guess I'm supposed to text her, but what?

>>35596810
This made me cough up the phlegm stuck in my throat. fucking ace.

>>35594487
>only had sex one time
>on tinder

these sluts are real dumb

>>35596898
fuckin' lulz at 'autismo'. lost my shit reading that.

>>35594500
damn son you're retarded

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>>35596962
"Greetings..."
"I had some questions..."
"What can you tell me about this city?"
"Do you know where I can find work?"
"What's the matter?"

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>>35593305
jesus fuck

>>35596810
never confuse your quarry

>>35596916
jesus christ

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>>35596989
>asking a girl who gave you her number where you can find work

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>>35596916
fucking kek

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>>35596986
>>35594580

Lol ok beta faggots.

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>>35597073
>using ghetto smileys unironically

>>35597073
>still playing emoticon games
>claims alpha status
>chick probably has hairy armpits

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>>35593305

>>35597073
>sloppy seconds

absolutelydisgusting.exe

>>35597073
are you seriously bragging about that? i know this chick. she's a slut. she's has sex with like 18 dudes in the past 7 weeks. she lives on 1 18th Milwaukee Avenue, Capital City, 67892. City's full of decay. Urban filth. Cockroaches run free. I live my life. I know who I am now. And I weep.

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>>35597091
>>35597100
>>35597133


So this is what bitter virgins are like

>>35597141
listen, subhuman. you're the one who's bitter, you're the one eating spoiled rotted soup from the heel of a 47 year old hooker. grt your act together, bro. fix your life.

>>35593249
Jesus OP you give me hope. That I literally cannot be any worse than you fugg

>>35597154
>>>/r9k/ is this way

Go bitch about your "roastie whores" there

>>35593305
I don't get it

>>35597154
why are you so triggered about emoticons, girls 21 and below all spam that shit like crazy

>>35597165
>>35597189
filth. you fucks. listen. he's a sloppy seconder. he's a faggot. a useless subhuman. don't let him infect your mind with fhis gargabe.

>anons don't recognize when they're getting memed

>>35596790
it is funny, fucker

>>35597197
go to bed kid. you don't even know the true meaning of sloppy seconds. look it up sometime.

>>35597230
please explain what he is saying

>>35597232
if i wanted to know what the true meaning of sloppy seconds was i'd ask your mom.

Please keep this thread going, this shit is too fucking good.

>>35593305
FUCKING BASED

>>35597240
Fucking lost it. ah-ha.ah-hahahahaha.

>>35593771
Fellow vegas /fit/izen! I hope youre taking advantage of this cold weather to go out and jog

>>35593050
I appreciated that buddy.

>>35596989

Thanks for reminding me to update my journal

>>35596769
I laugh

>>35593694
What kind of reaction does that get?

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>>35592898

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>>35596902
>5000 yen

>>35596858
>I've always wanted to go back in time and rape my own dad to show him who's boss
Holy fucking kek I'm dead

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>>35593305
>that ending

>>35596876
Golden

>>35593249
>sorry, that was my wife's son typing

do it friend

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>>35596916

>>35595739
Lmfao

>>35597073
Well done. It doesn't matter if you use ghetto emojis or not. Emojis are surprisingly helpful with shit like this.

>>35596769
lmao

>>35596989
Why the FUCK would you ask a girl on where to get a job?

>>35598728

'You can sit on my dick though"

>>35593767
>P
I AM DYING

sure is reddit up in here

>>35593678
>Darcy

Her mom loved shit literature but expected a boy lel

>>35596989
underrated

>>35593118
a Supreme poster

>>35596932
Jesus christ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qg621yn151

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Pls halp

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Still waiting for that reply, this girl is a straight up 10

>>35598985
>Fantasying

Abandon ship.

>>35598985

pls don't be a fucking creep anymore pajeet

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>>35598997
Pics of girl

>>35598997

"you"

you're welcome

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>>35598997
Pic related

>>35599013
Lrn2read

>>35598997
>super liked
Cuck t bh

>>35599025

Over exposed lighting to soften features and whiten teeth.
Chinese eyes.
Tilting head in opposite direction of camera to achieve desired distortion from shitty front facing camera to hide her disfigurements.

>>35599012

Clearly fake and posed for picture. Catfish confirmed.

>>35592847
/V/irgin here I thought this board was about getting /fit/. If this was /v/ this thread would've been deleted or is this place cancer reddit shit too?

>>35599046
It's /fit/ culture.
Now go back to /v/.

>>35599046
go back to reddit

>>35596932
fucking zozzle at trilingual, its not even worth mentioning it lol. I mean, nearly every country teaches their children 3 languages in school wtf

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>>35596916
hearty kek

>>35595509
Aware her that the Latin word "sapio," means "having good taste," as in good taste in fashion or music, not intelligence. Sapiosexual is a shibboleth and sapiensexual is a much more correct term which means "attracted to wisdom". Only poseurs use the term "Sapiosexual" anyway and they are usually dumb sloots.

>>35599046
I agree. Everyone should report these threads
>>35599050
Fuck off.
>fit culture
cringy

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>>35597073
>calls others beta faggots
>uses nigger emoticons

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>>35599213
Wanna know how I know you don't have female contacts?

>>35599352
Because I don't like a 14 year old?

>>35599387
I like how you're assume she's 14 lmao. Talk to me when girls start finding you attractive, ok?

>>35599428

Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

>>35599505
>posts pasta

And just like that, you lost. gg virgin

>>35596769
ayyyyyy