The year is coming to an end and I just wanted to say thanks

>>35316632

>lifting for girls

just quit now, you will never make it if that is your motivation

op whats your secret on tinder. I always suck about what to put on my about me
and first message

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>>35316632
Would you say you made it?

>>35316632

as a 33 y-o bro that mainly gives advises on /fit/, you're welcome ! :^)

What do you guys make your tinder picture? I want something that shows i lift that isn't a douche bag/ shirtless mirror pic.

>>35316647
tinder is 99% your pictures m8

>>35316632
>das fühl wenn man facebook für tinder braucht aber seine Informationen nicht mit Mark Zuckerjude teilen will.

>>35316647
people don't read the "about me" page lol

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>>35316666
Checked!

>>35316685
shit I'm screwed then :( suck at taking selfies

>>35316695
IKDGB (Ich kenne das Gefühl, Bruder)

>>35316647
This >>35316685

My about me is jus "beer & pizza", my first message is either about their pictures or about me section, or "do you believe in unicorns?" if I can't come up with anything. Cringe worthy line I know, but somehow it works.
I think it's important not to smalltalk on there. Find a girl you can have a fun conversation about nothing (like the unicorns) with and ask her out as soon as possible. If you can talk about nonsense with her, she will most likely be cool enough to be on a date with. Just don't wait too long, Tinder conversations are all about the first day.

>>35316666
No. But I'm definitely living a better life than I did two years ago.

>>35316681
Any interesting hobbies?

>>35316695
That's just paranoid. Do you really think they care about the four pictures you'll upload there?

>>35316696
They do, I've gotten a lot of positive response about mine, even though it's shit
>omg you are so down to earth, I'd love to go for some pizza and beer with you

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>Install tinder
>get a few matches quickly
>anxiety kicks in
>uninstall tinder

Not going to make it.

>>35316776
Why, what do you have to lose if the conversation doesn't go well?

>>35316695
Fake facebook page, what is the problem?

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>>35316666
Greetings. My name is Patrick Bateman™, and I have contacted you for important matters.

I have taken notice to your post. It is of high quality™, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.

Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.

Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.

Here on /fit/, it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance.

So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked

Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave. I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them. The reason? More digits must be checked.

Regards, Patrick Bateman™.

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>>35316666
>>35316699
>>35316799

I just want to say thanks to all of you

>2 months ago
>Can even curl 4kg properly
>35 push ups and die
>can even do a pull up

>Start lifting in my home for now
>easy 10kg curl
>115 push ups
>first time of my life i can do fucking 6 pull ups without dying

I know i should join a gym but i cant for now, and im just doing what i can with a single DB

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>>35316810
Isn't life just wonderful?

>>35316826
>join a gym but i cant for now
Why?

>>35316842

because i have too much uni shit to do right now, and cant join uni gym because i need registration because some idiot got injured some weeks ago

>>35316740

>They do, I've gotten a lot of positive response about mine, even though it's shit

That's because they made up their mind when they saw your pics anon. If they don't like your pics, they're not going to be swayed by your "about me" page and if they think you're hot, you can literally put anything there.

Apparently you are pretty hot if you get comments like that. Must say I'm a bit jelly.

>>35316783
>Maybe I would have met them in daily life anyway and I just blew my chance?

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>make okcupid account
>get three likes within 30 minutes
>2 of the 3 people who liked me are dudes

wtf?!

I like to thank /fit/ for putting things into perspective. I used to have quite the ego about lifting, even though I was DYEL as fuck. I didnt follow a program and thought that benching bodyweight was a big deal.

After browsing /fit/ and some body builder forums, I realised my stats are beyond shit and I started to take lifting more seriously.

It also humbled me a lot.
So thanks for that /fit/

>>35316826
>10Kg curl
>6 pulls ups
>115 mother fucking push ups

>>35316898
>implying you would have talked to them in daily life

>>35316903

J-just started 2 months a-ago

>>35316826

Are you doing pushups properly?
10kg curls and 6 pullups aren't a lot, but respectable seeing where you're coming from. 115 pushups though, that's quite a lot man. Totally out of perspective with your other stats.

>>35316873
Never though of it this way, guess you are right.
I'm average looking but I fill a niche, especially for hipster girls. I think that's part of the "secret" to getting girls that you usually wouldn't.
It's the same way around, look at a girl that has the style and interests you love, maybe she's not the prettiest, but you are willing to overlook that.

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>>35316799
checked

Can anons who have dated tinder girls post some green text stories? Much appreciated!

>>35316783
Loss of confidence.
Feeling shit.
Self-loathing.

Normies can brush that shit off like no problem, but people like me who share dank pepes about can't

>>35316632
good for you
how old are you, op?

>>35316959
Choose one:
>first Tinder date
>best Tinder date
>worst Tinder date

>>35317001
22

>>35317032
best tinder date pls

>>35317032

not him, but post the best tinder date m8

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I'm doing well for myself on tinder, despite being black

>>35317054
lmao post screenshot of Ellie's convo

I get about 2-3 matches a week but they're only whales desperate for anything

I don't understand

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>>35317070
I would, but bitch didn't respond

>>35317054

you want to cover her in g....?

>tfw match with a 16 years old girl in TInder, but live 78 km away

>>35317054
Heh that spank you like a disobedient avocado line.

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>>35317070
Here's one of my convos where my autism got me laid

post pics OP? I want to see how attractive i am compared to you plz a large amount of self-worth depends on it

>>35317128

What's your pic and bio

>>35317032
first pls

>>35317044
>first date in new city
>knees weak
>arms heady
>still not used to this
>talked to this girl non stop after matching
>should be alright
I always call my dates a minute before I arrive at the location. That way you don't have to stand there awkwardly looking for her and not being sure if that's your date.
>see her on the other side of the street
> 5'1ft blond girl, smiling from cheek to cheek
>didn't expect her to be that cute
>waiting for the green signal to cross the road builds up the anticipation even more
>both begin to walk
>hug in the middle of the street, talk a little
>forget to get off the street, cars driving past, honking at us
>instantly have something to laugh and talk about

>"hey anon, since you are new in town, I thought we could go on a kiosk tour"
There is this thing in my new city that there are small shops all around town that sell grocery and stuff, like 2 square meter supermarkets
>"we could buy a beer in each of them, get drunk and I'll show you the city"
>walk from kiosk to kiosk, talk, laugh, explore
>she tells me stories from her past on each corner
>I fall in love a little more on each corner
>"anon, let's sit next to the fountain over there, talk and drink beer until I have to pee"
We spent around 6 hours walking though the city, in the end she even took me home with her.
The night was absolutely perfect, I have yet to meet someone that was that down to earth and easy to talk to. Tinder dates are generally a little awkward at first, but not with her.

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>>35316666
>>35316699
>>35316799

>>35317128
not really autism, i think that was pretty decent conversation. aside from the part about pudding; but i assume that was some sort of joke you two had.

nothing wrong with saying some shit that your male friends might think is gay but makes a girls pussy wet.

>>35317179
Kommst du aus Köln?

>>35317214
Ja.

>>35316632
Verpiss dich normalschwuchtel!

>>35317226
Ehrenfeld hier. In welchem Studio trainierst du?

>>35317179

Tinder hook ups like this only works if you're good looking. Curious to know your stats....

>>35316632
in which city do you live OP? German here

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>>35316900
>make okcupid account
>get no likes in months
ftfy

>>35316826
how much do you weigh/height?
what's your push up form like?
In the army if you can do 115 push ups in 2 mins you are in the top .0000001% of soldiers and probably in the world.

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>>35316666

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I woke up to this

>>35316695
Don't worry, they know everything about you anyways Brudi.

>>35317272

Well hooking up with dudes is the easiest thing in the world even when you're ugly

>>35316913
It's the 115 push-ups that's so confusing. Do you know if your form is correct? 115 is a fucking ton for someone who started lifting only a few months ago and can only curl 10 kg.

>>35316695
>>35316695
>>35316695

I FUCKING HATE COMMENTS LIKE THIS ONE

DO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS NOT KNOW THAT YOU CAN JUST MAKE A NEW FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING JUUUUUUUST FOR TINDER?!?!?!?!

FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>35317235
McFit Altstadt

>>35317249
>>35317226

>>35317248
>>35317161
Like I said >>35316934, I'm not that good looking, but I know what the kind of girls I like are looking for and I can dress according to that. I guess it's
>dressing for girls
rather than
>lifting for girls

My stats are rather embarrassing considering I have been lifting for two years
>5'11
>185
DL: 240
Squat: 170
BP: 120
These are all max and not for reps

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>>35317336
>McFit Altstadt

Ich auch. Wir kennen uns bestimmt vom Sehen. Wie oft gehst du?

>last December could only do 2-3 pullups at a time
>now do weighted pullups with 45 pounds for sets of 6 while being 20 pounds heavier

>max squat was around 2pl8
>now max squat is over 400 pounds

>couldn't bench 135
>now OHP 150 for sets of 5

>couldn't diddly more than 3pl8 without straps for more than one rep
>pulled 450 for a triple with mixed grip three weeks ago

We're all gonna make it brehs

>>35317373
But what's your bench now?

>>35316826
>>115 push ups
shiet brah. I know you do not want to hear this, but you should probably less of those.

check your form on the pushups. chest should nearly touch the ground.

for hypertrophy and strength gains, your reps should be in the 3-12 range. otherwise, you are mainly training muscle endurance. I recommend either wearing a heavy backpack on your pushups or working towards planche pushups ore one handed pushups.

/r/bodyweightfitness for some exercises that you can do at home for gains.

>>35316913
115 pushups is really sick man (if the form is correct). I am sure that you would out-pushup most of fit. you can not even participate in pushup threats anymore kek. I recommend filming yourself/ watching yourself in a mirror for a form check though.

>>35317368
Eigentlich jeden morgen unter der Woche vor der Uni, meistens zwischen 7 und 9.

>>35316900
Repepetile.

>>35317424
Ich bin ca. 5x die Woche da, aber ich gehe meistens abends um 22 Uhr trainieren, weil mein Schlafrhythmus ein bisschen im Eimer ist und ich morgens schwer aus dem Bett komme.

>>35317394

Max bench right now is 250

>>35317235
McFit

McFit und Studentenkrebs...

>>35317520
Sorry, danke dass du jeden Tag arbeiten gehst, sodass ich keine Studiengebühren bezahlen muss.

Halt deine Fresse

>>35316681
>pic where you smile
>pic where you are fun/laugh
>fullbody pic (with friends)
>fullbody pic with pet/animals

if you aren't ugly, you will match with the girls

Also, ich bin heute abend da für ein paar Barbell Flies. Wer Lust hat, kann ja mal Hallo sagen!

wieso wirds immer gleich so unfreundlich sobald ins deutsche gewechselt wird

bedrückt euch was? wollt ihr drüber reden?

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>239 matches
>Pretty much run out of people to swipe right in my smallish town.
>have set distance to maximum in hope of new adventures
>where we're going we don't need eyes

>>35317596
Wir sind neidisch, also halt deine Fresse!

>>35317054
>feeding attention whores on Tinder
>not cold approaching hot 16 years olds
Get real nigger

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>>35317601

>what do you feed a gay horse?

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>>35317639
nice cleftchin brah

>>35317639
HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

What to say to girls with no bio to comment on?

>McFit Altstadt
erkennt sich jemand wieder?

>Dieser kleine Chinese, der immer herumwuselt und die Beinpresse für OHP benutzt
>diese drei kleinen 18jährigen, die ständig übers Roiden reden
>Diese DYEL Hipsterschwuchtel mit Stirnband, Hipsterbrille und Kniebandagen, die immer seine Knie dehnt zwischen Lat und Bizeps-Curls
>Dieses südländische Roidmonster, das mit den südländischen Portieren befreundet ist
>Diese süße schwarzhaarige Trainerin
>Diese blonde Tante, mit einem prachtvollen Arsch, die morgens immer squattet
>Dieser komische Südländer, der bei der T-Bar immer nen absoluten Rundrücken hat und kurz davor ist ein Ticket nach Snap City zu buchen
>Dieses riesige Roidmonster mit Glatze und Bart, was in Schwulenpornos mitspielt (Quelle: Schwuler Freund)
>...

>>35317736
Comment on pictures

>>35317736
I always use the same opener "Hey name hows it going". Works really well

>>35317765
:^)

>>35317765
Do I just say 'name' or do I have to replace that?

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>>35317736
Just be yourself, works for me.

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>>35317736
Don't bother talking to them?

They couldn't be bothered to even muster the concentration to just write a few words that give you an idea of who they are and just rely on the fact that you would open the conversation.

Seriously just don't bother.

>>35317812
But I'm lonely and haven't had sex in months.

>>35317795
you replace name with her name lol.

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>>35317736
Just say hey man, it's always worked for me

>>35317838
try
>want sex?

>>35317202
>iFunny
Found the 14 year old.

>>35316776
literally me

>get tinder
>like 10 matches pretty quickly
>ones a 10/10, way too attractive
>not a bot
>unistall

fuck man, that was too close..ima redownload tinder in the summer when I am down my bulk/cut..right now I am not happy with my body and it just feels pointless

In Köln laufen ja eh nur assis rum, schon klar dass man da huren zum ficken findet.

Versuch das mal in münchen, da landest du dann bei den hasenbergl assis.

>>35317747
>die Beinpresse für OHP benutzt

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>>35317795

>>35318002
i know that feel. I can't even install it. The thought of getting judged by 100 grills is terrifying.

>>35318111
>The thought of getting judged by 100 grills is terrifying
Luckily you can get your food from the internet, otherwise I would be judged all day by people when I leave my house.

>>35318111
Go on omegle a bit lad, you'll quickly get used to randoms judging you

>>35318111
why do you care? do you think people aren't judging you when you walk down the street sometimes?
i don't why some people are so scared of this. don't take it too seriously, talk to strangers, go on a date if it works, if it doesn't, what's the big deal? that's what this app is for, no?

>>35317336

You aren't manlet and must have decent facial aesthetics

That's why you're getting laid

>>35318222
>i don't why some people are so scared of this.
low self confidence

>>35318243
Just fake confidence. Really

>>35317601

These girls are hot as fuck I never get matched with girls like this

What the fuck......

>>35318254
There comes a time where she wants to meet your friends, know what you do and what youre gonna study / work with. It's hard being interesting if you don't like your current self.

>>35318278
so much this

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JUST

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>>35318264
T-thanks

But most of the time on closer inspection theyre just really really boring and I'm definitely someone who needs to be challenged.

>>35317795
pls tell me your trolling hurrr durr

is there a manlet version of tinder? I get no matches. Should I even put my height in my bio?

>>35318349
height?

>>35318349
If it starts with 5, probably not?

>>35318313
Lulz...I know her. Sending this to my other friend

>>35318360

Don't wanna say cuz you niggers will bash the fuck outta me. Yes it starts with 5.

How many pics should I have? What kind of pics? Screenshots of yours pls

>>35318410
pls don't ruin her life, nor bring me into this fampai. Don't wanna be doxed

>>35318313
>using to instead of too

It's for the best brah

>>35318416
>pic where you smile
>pic where you are fun/laugh
>fullbody pic (with friends)
>fullbody pic with pet/animals

>>35318410
>look at hannah everybody! She goes on the internet to get to know people, what a slut! Man that's so embarrassing. Yeah I got the image from a Japanese image board, food it between pictures of pepe we use to share. Oh that's a sad frog, you wouldn't understand."

>>35318416
if you are fit then have a shirtless pic

>>35318436
>to get to know people
>want you to fuck my brains out

>assuming not a slut

Tisk tisk

>>35318461
Wouldn't you do the same?

Her situation:
>match with /fit/ guy
>nice conversation
>same area
>hook up

Just switch it around:
>match with /fit/ qt-cardio bunny
>nice conversation
>same area
>hook up
Or wouldn't you?
Why aren't people you know allowed to have sex?

>>35318482
WHORE detected.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQTtHouJFzo

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>>35316666

beautiful

>>35318410
angsty virgin detected

>>35318410
>>>/r9k/

>>35318482
Men and women aren't the same.

>>35316869
I work 16 hours a day and still manage to make it to the gym

>>35318675
Girls experience sexual pleasure too [spoiler] in case you didn't know [/spoiler]

>>35318675
That's true but why shouldn't someone have sex if they want? It's not like its hurting you and me.

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>>35318703
->
>>35318529

now fuck off c.u.c.k. beta provider!

>>35318752
'Sins!'

>>35318752

>crashing that puss
>with no survivors

>>35318752
lol at that shit test, if you don't smash that you shouldn't be welcome in my /fit/

>>35318752
>that's right, I'm in charge here!

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>>35318850

>>35318752
>>35318850
do it

>>35318047
Wie hieß sie, alter? Die, die dir Das Herzen gebrochen hat?

>>35316666
czeched and kek'd

>>35318703
>>35318748
I didn't say anything to the contrary. Didn't even say they weren't "allowed" to have sex, but yes slut-shaming exists and for good reason, as >>35318529 put it.

>>35318703

it's easy for a girl to be a slut

it's hard for a guy to be a slut

know the difference

>>35318981
Then put DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
https://youtu.be/-Li998pZxwU?t=182

>>35319079
>>35319096
But there is no reason to slut shame. Yes its easier for them to get sex but we dont have to punish them for exploiting that, wouldn't you do the same thing? No one gains anything from shaming them and thats why it's stupid. Actually we all lose on it because it makes girls have less sex which also means men lose out on some.

>>35319150

you should be shamed if you are the town bike

there is this thing called "class", girls should have some of it.

>>35319164

Now I know we're being trolled.

>>35319150
you dont get it, just fuck off, also bait shit

>>35319164
>you should be shamed if you are the town bike
>there is this thing called "class", girls should have some of it.
Why? Shouldn't boys also have some?

>>35319180
Please tell me what I don't get.

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>>35318850

>>35319186

yes, this goes both ways

sex is fine but being a slut is bad, male or female

>>35319199
I just think that we should try to accept all people. A man should fuck as many as he likes, why should I set the limit?

>>35319186
>Why? Shouldn't boys also have some?

They probably would if they weren't rewarded for acting that way. The more a guy sleeps around the most attracted women become to him, supposedly because he's desirable, so if he wants to fuck them they must also be desirable.

Or some other retarded logic.

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>>35319150
>all this implying

christ

>>35319215
because 90% of the females are sluts and only 30% of the men.
so fuck off, i'll never get a qt innocent non whore gf because slutting around is socially acceptable nowadays!
stop baiting 24/7!

>>35319239
>I'm mad because I can't find my unrealistic expectation of a 16th century wife
Fuck off /r9k/.

>>35319259
fit is r9k.lite, faggot.

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>>35319259
>16th century wife
Whore confirmed.

>>35319150
>No one gains anything from shaming them and thats why it's stupid.
>Actually we all lose on it because it makes girls have less sex which also means men lose out on some.
People who don't have casual sex outside of relationships have a lot to gain from it. I mean really, do you plan on "settling down" with a whore or would you rather there be some decent girls out there who've only had as many partners as you?

>>35319274
/r9k/ pls go

>>35319239
You are probably the same guy raging over girls that wants a tall man with a good salary.

>>35316666
>>35316666
Oh baby
>>35316666
>>35316666

>>35319274
'no'

guys want a girl that isnt a slut because it's hard for a girl not to be a slut.

>>35319286
Do you think all girls would go full whore mode if "slut shaming" stopped?

>>35319304
Likewise girls want a guy who is a slut, because that's hard for guys.

>>35319259
>not having lots of casual sex with different guys is now a 16th century value
Thank you feminism and "progressives".

>>35319316
My gf fucked 14 dudes before she met me, and I fucked 12 girls.
We've dated for a year just fine.
Get mad.

>>35317373
Man, I just reached 3pl8 on diddles and my grip just doesn't do it anymore

Sad times

>>35319325

ill give you one guess as to how long your marriage will last

also, a slut cant just stop being a slut. you have no idea who she is fucking on the side.

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>>35319334
>there are actually people this insecure

>>35319342

have fun losing half your shit then

what do I care.

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>>35319325
>My gf fucked 14 dudes before she met me
fucking c.u.c.k.
implying she would be loyal for the rest of her life :^)

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>>35319306
>slut-shaming is at an all-time low despite there being more outrage about it now than ever before
>sleezy women are on the rise in the media and in the real world
Obvious not all girls but really, the trend is already happening.

>>35319325
Lmfao yeah I'm really mad that you're dating a whore. My last gf only had 2 sexual partners before me I'm so fkin jelly man.

>>35319354

>2 before me

slut

>>35319354
>My last gf only had 2 sexual partners before me
>My last gf
We see how that went.

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>>35319354
>My last gf
Good argument m8

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>>35319325
>14

>>35316643
but anon, he's already made it

>>35319382
Broke up because we go to different Unis and I'm not gonna get cvcked in a LDR every weekend

>>35319391
That's not what an argument is.

>>35319475

it's possible to fuck up after you "make it"

ie: the guys that get fit, settle down, and become fat fucks

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>>35316647
Be 6/10+ and take 3 - 4 proper pictures of yourself. A selfie, a body shot preferably dressed and two of you doing whatever your hobbies are. You can add in you with your pets or in a suit if you want.

Write some short bits mentioning whatever hobbies you want your matches to have or care about.

First message can be whatever then, they matched with you because they're attracted to you and/or also your bio. Just don't try "Hi" or "What's up".

>>35317094

in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado

>>35319539
>Be 6/10+

Any reference pictures? I don't know what a 6/10 is supposed to look like

>>35319327

There was about a month where'd I'd superset t-bar rows with hanging leg raises from a pullup bar and my grip strength shot up.

>>35319585
Here's one >>35317880

>>35319585
>>35318785

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>>35319585
lurk more

>>35319651
>>35319619

thanks.

what separates exceptional hygiene and average hygiene?

>>35319354

>only 2 partners

you know girls are full of shit when they say this right?

she probably fucked 8-10

>>35319651
>>35319651
Please keep in mind this mem is arbitrary and divorced from real life. This is all just the opinion of some neckbeard from an andalucian toe sock design collective

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>>35316959
>do some stupid line and send to 10-20 girls
>"r u a beaver cuz dam"
>I'm new to tinder so don't know what I'm doing
>start talking to 3-4 of them, ~5 don't answer and the rest are pretty boring
>a couple of days later one girl answers with another line
>something like "are you a carpenter because our date on friday is nailed" (grammar fucks up the pun, better in native language)
>she doesn't fuck around
>make plans to buy some sweets/snacks at the store next to the train station I live close by and then go back to my place and watch some movie
>she lives way off so she is to stay the night
>not very subtle but I guess but it's on, she's cute
>meet her at train station
>she doesn't look anything like her pictures, she looks like the examples of mouthbreathers you can see on pics passed around on /b/ and she hid it well in her pics
>skinny and blonde, definetly alright body, ~6/10 in total
>can't back out now, fuck it
>she's cool but her breath smells like shit
>end up in my sofa watching the movie
>she guides my hand to inside of her bra down her cleavage while we're watching the movie, haven't even kissed yet
>she's horny as fuck, I dig
>welp she's on her period
>no sex
>whatever
>her breath is absolutely terrible
>ditch the movie and go to bed
>rub her through her panties, tell her to keep rubbing herself until she orgasms, jack off and cum on her chest
>go to bed
>my throat feels like someone is running a chainsaw through it, really need to sleep it off if I want to stay fresh enough for school, gym etc
>she wants to talk all night
>her breath smells like rotting dog corpses barfing shit that is being melted in a microwave oven covered in old food
>my throat is being cut open
>finally get her to shut up and get a couple of hours of sleep
>follow her to the bus and never speak to her again

this was my first tinder hookup after breaking up with gf of three years, I was a tad disappointed

>>35319714
then post something more realistic when we all use the x out of 10 system.

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>>35319705

>>35319776

nice try

this is probably "pre-feminism" aka pre-you are brave for being a slut

>>35319734
It's not the /10 scale its the autistic set of descriptions that accompanies it, and the idea that it is an objective measure in any way

>>35318703
Of course he doesn't know.

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>>35317795
6/10 if troll
0/10 if serious

nobody cares.

kill yourself fucking normie trash.

saged.

>>35317333
>>35316795
No you can't, they will request a mobile number for verification after you create the account. You can't acces any facbook page without getting redirected to the verification site. The alternative option is to mail them your ID.

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>>35319651
what am I? guessing a 6

live in Spain if that's a reference to judge by

>>35320076
Without the beautify filter you have on, probably 5.
Tiny nose. Receding hairline for age. Flat chin. Messy hair.

>>35320108
>tiny nose
but that's objectively a desirable quality
>messy hair
I was lying in bed
>beauty filter
what?

>>35320076
I'd r8 high 6 to low 7

But what to I know? I'm just an anonymous shitposter on a bangledashi stop-motion stereoscope discussion website.

>>35320128
>but that's objectively a desirable quality
Rarely for men. Especially not the pointy variety.
>I was lying in bed
Why are you making excuses. I don't give a shit about if you're 5 or 6.
>beauty filter
You see how your skin is "smooth" and blurred but gets grainy on your shoulders/chest? Beautify filter.

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>>35320153
Here's anoter. I see what you mean aout beauty filter.

>Rarely for men. Especially not the pointy variety.
this is not the case in Europe, people have told me I have a perfect nose. look at greek statues, or even Nazi propaganda posters.

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>got about 12 matches
>have no idea how to initiate anything with any of them
>don't even know what to say
>friends both have hookups and don't lift

Help me famjams. I've not had jigajig time in almost 3 years. Confidence and know-how is at rock bottom.

>>35320108
>>35320153
are you serious? Did you actually spend 30 seconds of your day to tell some stranger on the internet that he should think less of himself? While tripping?

You should re-evaluate your priorities and your life man, it shouldn't be like this

>>35320076
stop thinking about your looks in numbers, it won't help you achieving any of your goals. The real attraction comes from confidence, being yourself, and knowing how to talk to people. Obsessing over your looks will only make you more insecure and introverted, instead work on accepting yourself and your feelings and growing more confident from there. Take care bro

>>35320203
>people have told me I have a perfect nose

They were wrong or lying or just bad judges. Easy as that.

>>35320227
why did you type this out? what did you gain from your comment? how did typing this out make you happier?

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>>35316799
Dubabubba gum son!

>>35320243
>someone asks for feedback
>give feedback
>WOW MAN WHY U DOIN THIS

>>35320203
Still 5-6. Get a proper haircut and let your body add the masculinity and you'll be good to go. Either way you don't look bad.

>>35320218
Go back to Tumblr with your inability to read judgement.

>>35320263
you responded to 0 of my questions, I'm guessing it's because you aren't ready to answer them yourself

>>35320263
the feedback is pointless in that it's incorrect. There are firm stands of beauty, and thin, aquiline noses have long been established as the most aesthetic

>>35320268
I need to keep my hair parted for business however

>>35317128
thats cool and all but shes not very hot

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>>35320292

>>35319651
According to this I am a 6-7. So let's say 6.5

Should I be happy?

god I fucking hate tinder
>It was determined that the bottom 80% of men (in terms of attractiveness) are competing for the bottom 22% of women and the top 78% of women are competing for the top 20% of men.
>https://medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a#.66exort64

but its men who are shallow

>>35320203

U look like shit m8 i'm sorry

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>>35320371
>U look like shit m8 i'm sorry

>>35317179
sounds life gf material anon

>>35320203
steadman what are you doing

>>35320203

Is that you Noah Steadman?

>>35320315
>At this point I would be remiss to not mention a few caveats about these data. First, the sample size is small (only 27 females were interviewed). Second, all data is self reported. The females who responded to my questions could have lied about the percentage of guys they “like” in order to impress me (fake super hot Tinder me) or make themselves seem more selective. This self reporting bias will definitely introduce error into the analysis

>>35320479

it isnt bias

it's the opposite of bias

women dont need to lie on a superficial app. if anything, they are being entirely honest.

>>35320203
Noah Steadman, does your mother know you're posting selfies on 4chan again?

>>35320499
>not being scientifically literate

have fun stumbling through life and not knowing why

>>35320479
>>35320537
this

the study is retarded

he tries to dress it up with graphs but it's still blatantly unscientific

>>35320076
hi noah

>>35320547

human nature doesnt need a study

we're all shallow creatures, male or female. I dont blame women for going after quality men, would you go after a fat girl for no reason?

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>>35320565
>>35320532
>>35320478
>>35320471
oh fuck it's MPC

>>35320571

You're surprised that gay bodybuilders congregate on a gay bodybuilding website, LMAO BAKA SENPAI

>>35320566
>human nature doesnt need a study
>which is why i posted this study to justify my beliefs

>>35320315
Pareto principle.
You won't believe how often I encounter this principle. I use this principle wherever I can, proved to be beneficial as fuck.

>>35320571

no one can stop you from posting pleasurepillows here

>>35320584

I didnt post that

but if I was a girl, id go after good looking rich guys too

same reason guys go after thin, hot girls

>>35319011
Nix Herz gebrochen, was verstehst du an meiner Aussage nicht?

>>35316643
he didn't said he did it for girls you retard

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FOURTEEN GUYS BEFORE SHE MET ME!
this fucking cuklord!

>>35320618
Dass du das nur sagen würdest, weil dir irgendein Mädchen das Herzen gebrochen hat. Nur Versager sagen Sachen wie "so viele Huren oder Schlampen" oder was auch immer.

>>35320571

name 5 benefits of Noah Steadman that aren't ethnic music or ethnic food

>>35320798
> Noch nicht gelernt haben, dass Frauen in der westlichen Welt einen riesigen Vorteil haben, wenn es um Ehe, Scheidung, Sorgerecht und Schuldzugeständnisse geht
> Noch nie eine Frau erlebt haben, die ihren Vorteil gezielt ausspielt und einen Mann systematisch durch das Scheidungsrecht oder falsche Anschuldigungen (klassischerweise sexuelle Gewalt) zerstört hat

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>>35319325
>mommy, when did you meet poppa anon?
>gee anon jr, it was right about the time i finished riding about 14 dicks, not counting the ones i put in my mouth and ass
>now let me kiss you good night

>>35320798
>Nur Versager
>4chan
:^)

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>>35320873

>>35320873

and then her daughter becomes a slut cause sluts cant be good mothers

and the cycle repeats itself

>>35320203

lmao steadman you little bitch shove that selfie stick up your butt

PS HAIRLINE

>>35320836
Du hast zwar Recht. Trotzdem stimmt's auch, dass nur diese behinderten "Redpill" Schwuchteln tatsächlich glauben, dass alle Frauen übel gesinnt sind.

>>35319096
>>35318675
>>35318529
>>35318461
virgin

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>>35320970
implying, you beta provider

>>35319150
Roastie detected. Have some class.

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>>35320983
Did you make that pic yourself after being called out enough times or did you save it from /r9k/?

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>>35319325
>believing the number she gives you

Idiot.

>>35319651
6/10 master race reporting in

>>35320957
Da hast du ebenso Recht. Die wirklich wahre Erkenntnis ist meiner Meinung nach, das Menschen eben ein hohes Potenzial haben, ihre persönlichen Vorteile gegenüber anderen Menschen auszuspielen, einfach weil es die Evolution so begünstigt. Nicht-reziproker Altruismus ist zwar auch ein evolutionär günstiges Entwicklungsschema, anderen Neanderthalern aber den Schädel mit einem Stein einzuschlagen und dadurch zu überleben geht viel schneller. Im übertragenden Sinne meine ich damit, dass alle Menschen "böse" sein können und auch immer wieder sind, weil andere Menschen es auch sein könnten und man ihnen mit seinem persönlichen Vorteil zuvor kommen muss.
Männern ist in der modernen Welt die Gewalt weitestgehend abhanden gekommen, Manipulation dagegen war schon immer die Waffe der Frau, weil sie körperlich schon immer benachteiligt war/ist, und die ist nicht wirklich zu verbieten.
Auch wenn es sehr verbittert klingt: Männer sind an dieser Stelle einfach unterlegen, und durch die weitere Entwicklung wird das nicht einfacher werden.

>>35321056
Die logische Konsequenz daraus wäre dann ja wohl, dass Männer auch manipulierende Arschlöcher sein müssten? Was kaputt bei dir Brudi, Frauen mögen Männer die sie gut behandeln und die immer für sie da sind baka desu senpai

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>>35316666
I'll say you checked it

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>>35320983
>needing an argument to prove that you have never gotten the poon
take a look in the mirror ay cant argue your face

>>35321079
Dieser Kerl hat's erfasst.

>>35321160
Hat er jetzt richtig festgestellt, das Männer auch manipulativ sein sollten oder dass Mr. Nice guy die besser Antwort ist?

>>35317639
Cheese.

War einer von euch Nasen eben in der Altstadt in Köln trainieren? Wie war meine Barbell Flies Form?

>>35321251
Sorry Neger, ich trainier Schäl Sick.

>>35321283
In Kalk wahrscheinlich? Wie ist das Studio da so?

>>35321306
Ne, nicht Kalk, Porz.

>>35321216
Dass Männer auch manipulieren sollen, natürlich. Wenn man Frauen gegenüber nicht böse aufgrund der Manipulation sein darf, soll man's Männer auch nit.

>>35319164

Hi Elliot. Fucking deluded idiot. Back to /r9k/. That girl didnt speak to you because you are shit. Git gud or kill yourself

>>35320205

Stalk tinder threads like these, however rare they are nowadays. Every once in a while a bro will come along and pretty much post the cheatcodes to tinder.

...or maybe there are a few screenshots around. Who knows.

>>35317318
Not true. I think I'm a solid 5/10 and the guys I've spoken to lose interest when I show my face.

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>>35316776
I went even farther
>>install tinder
>>talk to some sluts
>>one of them wants to meet up
>>"Yeah we can meet up at a bar tonight"
>>um yeah? wu what bar?
>>"The one downtowm"
>>um...ok
>>tell her to meet there at 6pm
>>uninstall tinder

Get more useful obsessions like money tbr lads

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>>35316826
my max is 67 good( top quality perfect form) pushups in a row.. 115 is amazing and after a year long hiatus from pushups I can only do 50something :(
feels bad man i should quit lifting and focus on my pushups gains

>>35319798
>>35319776
It said "partners". Partner implies a relationship. The average woman has been in 3.3 relationships during her lifetime. Also, this covers the entire US and is getting sort of old. The culture in the South is very different from Cali or NY

>>35320042
wat, I just made a facebook account a couple weeks ago and i didn't need to give them my mobile number or anything.

BASED /FIT/

BASED /FIT/

>>35323374
Das bullshit mane

>>35320203
clean up your eyebrows, get a buzzcut, and get a decent fashion sense and you could easily be a solid 7-8/10

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>>35317179
Thanks for the story anon it genuinely made me feel something for the first time in a long time. Good work anon you've made it.

>>35317736
hey?

how's your day?

so what brings you to ____?

or ask some dumb question to catch their interest like if you could be any kind of sandwich what would you be etc.

tinder sloots are easy peasy bro

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>>35318850
DO IT

>>35319651
This post made me feel way better about myself, thanks bud

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I don't have time to filter through all the girls so I just swipe right without even looking and hope for the best.

> almost 300 matches
> never been on a date with one
> they're all fat and ugly

>>35324249
>never been on a date with one
Why on tinder than?

>>35324249
How old are you?

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>>35324269
Cause I don't want to go on a date with some landwhale. Sometimes I even use up all my swipes without even getting a single match hahah I honestly do a lot better in real life lol idk. Maybe I'm just ugly tbqh

>>35324281
20... I turn 21 in 2 weeks tho

>>35320798
Du meinst jetzt also, dass in Köln überwiegend coole, gebildete und nicht den ganzen Tag besoffene Menschen rumlaufen?

Vielleicht solltest du mal ein paar Tage in München verbringen und dann verstehst du schon, was ich meine Kleiner.

>>35319285
top kek at pic m8. saved.

>>35316632
Don't stop, anon. You've made it, but now you need to keep making it. Go further!

>>35316695
>>35316730
how common is to not have facebook in germany? when I was in high school everyone on my generation had facebook but when I was a exchange student in germany there were many people without facebook in my school. (maybe like 1/4 didn't have facebook). I'm asking because I'll move to germany soon and I deleted my facebook a few months ago.

>>35324822
Uncommon not to have it but whatsapp is a good option so you won't have any problem without it.

First time posting on fit, I'd also just like to leave a thank you.

I've lost 56lbs since September and more or less doubled most of my main lifts.

I have a long term gf but it's incredible how much more attention I get from women while out and about, I had forgotten what it's like.

/fit/ board is best board.

>>35325136
Great to hear that bro, keep on going

>>35317089
It's cause they think they're high test but are just high cholesterol

>>35316632
Ist tinder in Deutschland weit verbreitet?

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daily reminder!
dont be that c.u.c.k.!

>>35325885
u mad?

>>35317235

Viertes Reich wann?

>>35320268
he's right in some ways tho. his definition of "real attraction" sounds like some feel-good bullshit but the rest of it is true.

too many people on 4chan overanalyse their face and shit and it's unhealthy and fucking weird. not many people on this site know how to just straight up fucking accept their downfalls, most of em just dwell in it and cry about it.
what that guy says is really important to actually being "mature."

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Is this what making it feels like?

>>35324375
ja, münchen ist echt ein hartes pflaster.

>>35326338
she ugly

>>35326361
>le fedora

>>35326338
'You'll have to content yourself with my back.'

>>35326338
Pls retard tell me you fucked her

>>35326516
well she lives 100km away and she texted me that 1 hour ago on a monday morning so no I haven't

>>35317054
>guy is black
>match with lots of white girls

Jesus..

>>35319199
>being a slut is bad

Why?

>>35322100

Brutal