Kissless virgin current body thread

>>>/lgbt/

>>35229027
>lgbt
>a straight male
I don't under

>>35229042
*understand

dude just fully shave your head

>>35229050
>You're a twink fucboi

>>35229060
How about we wrestle and see who's the real twink ;)
>>35229056
Why?

btw your sick is showing faggot

How is a Pajeet like you a virgin still, there has to be some indian ham you could smash

>>35229073
>pajeet
Nope
I'm half black and half white
>>35229069
Don't be so butthurt man

>>35229042
>straight male
>pulls his shorts down to show off his glutes on a japanese anime image board that is 99.9% male

keep telling yourself you're straight you fucking faggot

>>35229078
How is a Rule 63 Halle Berry like you a virgin still, there has to be some fat white ham you could smash

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Wizard status here

you have a nice ass family, would fuck/10

>>35229013
i just masturbated to this
im a guy btw

>>35229013
Literally how? Your body is 10x better than mine and I get laid all the time

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>>35229086
>being upset over literally nothing
LOL BOOTHURT
>>35229095
I-I don't really like fat girls, also my social ineptitude prevents me from having any chance with normal girls.
>>35229101
I'll be there someday

>>35229013
are you waiting till marriage?

>>35229144
>women
>marrying a socially inept loser with no motivation
I highly doubt that my brother. Also, please don't make this thread all about me.

>>35229153
>getting married anyway

Don't do it. Also just go get so drunk that you become outgoing, it happens to everyone at some point. Just got to find your drink limit where you are at max social-acting and right before you go over the edge and become an unbearable drunk jackass

>>35229144
by circumstance not by choice

>>35229167
>drinking
What if I'm straight edge? I've never done any kind of drugs or alcohol in my life.
>>35229180
This. i most certainly would have had sex if I had the opportunity.

>>35229195
Then don't start now and stay far away, there is no reason to begin using intoxicants if you don't need them. I don't know what to tell you man, some girls like the shy awkward dudes although they probably aren't accustomed to seeing that personality combined with a hardbody

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>>35229013
>tfw too scared to post

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>>35229241
D-Don't be afraid!

>>35229042
your pose isn't exaclty something I'd associate with a "straight" dude. Anyway, how old and how ugly are you? Or are you just standard /fit/ autistic like me and the rest of /fit/ ?

>>35229195
you can try drinking once and once you feel how if feels to be confident, you just emulate it when not drunk
worked for me

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>>35229241
>>35229255
>tfw not a virgin but I thought this thread would be interesting

Why am I here

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>>35229013
>has time to start a cbt
>doesn't have time to reply to my messages
>p-pls respond

>>35229013
will you be my bf

i can make you food, clean, massage you and we can cuddle

>>35229314
I don't really like traps

>>35229325
im not a trap

>>35229325
>traps

It's probably just a gay guy, we are on /fit/ not /b/

>>35229335
Ah. That would make more sense.
>>35229332
I don't really like gay men.

>>35229341
Don't like them or not attracted to them? If you don't like gay people you don't belong here, this is a notorious homo board

>>35229347
Not attracted to them.

>>35229153
I'm against marriage too but I was just curious. One thing that are truly attractive about humans are their confidence. Don't ever think that you're not worth anything cause that isn't true. Yo will be surprised by how far your confidence can take you in life.

>>35229341
you can have a gf, we can just cuddle
i got soft skin and smell nice pls :(

>>35229365
I-I'm not into men!

>>35229101
You can consider what I'm going to tell you or discard it wholeheartedly:

Hire an escort. It's not an uncommon transition into manhood among European bourgeoisie; just treat yourself nicely; rather than dealing with some 3/10 slime-o, and when you have that under your belt, you can focus on the important shit like making physical and career gains to nab yourself a good woman.
Peace, senpai.

>>35229405
Alright I'm going to sleep now cuddling with my pillow and pretending it's you
Sleep tight love

>>35229078
>I'm half black and half white
crazy man, I'm fully black and lighter than you

of course fully black in the US means I'm probably 10% white or something, but w/e

>>35229013

I should post too, but I'm too much of a virgin to do it :(

>>35229195

>No drinking/drugs
>Virgin
>More attractive than 95% of /fit/
>Mulatto

A-are you me?

>I don't really like traps

Nevermind.

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>>35229013
Fuck it I'll bite OP

>>35229747
Do it mang
>>35229852
Looking pretty big

>>35229852
Bro, you're aesthetic as fuck, you look great, don't let something so trivial get to you.

>>35229195
I'm starting to see your problem :^)