god I'm lonely

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>tfw sick fits can't get me a gf

>>9789992
I'm gone past even wanting a gf. social interaction in general is just too exhausting

>>9789964
not /fa/ related

>>>/r9k/

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>"Do you have a boyfriend?"
>seen: 22 hours ago

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>mfw can't get a gf but can get a 7/10 cougar fuckbuddy
>mfw I'm kind of falling for her

Close enough I guess

>>9790591
fair point

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>tfw 22 and never had a gf

Its too late isnt it

>>9790733
It's never too late (unless you're like 50, then you should just commit sudoku)

>>9790793
your life should never depend on whether or not you get a gf.

>>9790798
This guy gets it

Live for yourself anon, and you >>9790648
keep fucking her, you'll find someone one day

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>tfw crush is going to an event tomorrow
>tfw all my friends are too busy with finals to go with me so I can "accidentally" bump into them there
>tfw will look like a loser if I go alone

>>9790733
Same here but I'm 19 and I think it's already too late for me

>be me
>slowly descending into insanity and not in the cool edgy way
>no gf
>no solid friends where i live due to constant moving
>transient school/commuters
>can't find people who share my interests


I feel like I'm doing prison time. Almost done, though, moving da fuck away in a few months.

Why won't /r9k/ fuck back off to their containment board?

>>9790819
19 ain't too late.

I had my first gf/lay just before I turned 19. It was worth being picky all those years, although my situation consisted heavily of turning girls down and not the other way around. I think I got rejected like twice (or once?) and shook off like 4 or 5 girls who liked me (I didn't like them)

>>9790825
>I feel like I'm doing prison time.

Same here, like a prison in my own head

>>9790856
u r me

>tfw 19 kissless virgin
>tfw I've given up because I think its too late

>>9790860
>>9790856
>>9790825
Suicide is the only way out anons. Trust me.

>be me
>like one my friends
>one my other friends like her
>they're always flirting when my groups together
>we're all going going on a holiday together
>unsure if they'll fuck or not
>hold me

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>tfw sick cops are not doing it anymore

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>be me
>ugly, insecure creepy fuck
>no friends
>almost zero social interaction outside of classes
>only things that make me feel good are going /out/ and browisng /fa/ to be dickridden in the waywt threads
>go /out/
>suicidal ideas come to my mind while i'm alone hiking
>go back home
>go on /fa/
>see this thread

>>9790919
Post fit. Your ass ain't getting dickridden on here faggot.

>>9790834
The thing is you've probably shown interest for girls since you said you were picky. I just kinda stopped trying and dgaf anymore but this kind of threads are a daily reminder I'm still a virgin.

>>9790879
don't be silly

>>9790863
Don't sweat it too much bros, I had my first kiss and gf at 23. So don't give up yet...although our relationship didn't last more then 2 months thanks to extreme autismo.

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I almost wish I was still the ugly fat kid I was a teen. At least then I could believe that my loneliness was based on something rational like attraction rather than simply missing some indescribable feature or property.

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>>9790928
i-i fit battle you now !
Not saying it's hot shit or anything, but /fa/gs tend to like it

>>9790834
are you me from the future

im 18 now but exactly same situation. though I just be a fucking dork with poor overall appearance I massively improved myself and now girls do kind of flock. since I've never had this before I sometimes think it's all a cruel joke they're trying to play on me.

>>9790972
Do you size up or down on stan smiths?

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>>9790965
Iktf bro

>>9790981
true to size

>>9790972
Awful

>>9790887
don't go
I've been there and done that
they will fuck and you will be hurt
stay home and fap or something

real boy here

>was an emo lost soul w no girlfriend until grade 12
>found nice qt who likes cool shit, like fashion, art, film photography, neat music like death grips n shit
>basically made her my bitch
>6 months later, i live w her

.... then, we drove eachother insane....

now i never ever want a girlfriend again and i will probably always hate girls a bit

girls are genuinely pretty disgusting with their living habits. they are like lil kids or some shit. make sure ur girlfriend is independent as hell, u both got ur lifestyle on fleek n you ain't broke or both of your style is gonna sink real quick

anyways ok sorry i got kinda sidetracked

but boys n girls, develop yourself and make yourself cool as hell. get cultured. so that when U do meet the cutie of your life, you are cool as hell and ready for it all. u might meet that person tomorrow so don't get too emo

the relationship went downhill quick because we were too young, but i genuinely can say i have experienced love and that was the coolest shit ever.

keep ur eyes peeled n hearts open, my lost boys

>>9791023
You sound like a right nobhead

>>9791023
mixed messages here

>>9790633
I'm sorry you had to experience that.

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>>9789964

>go see a movie
>mixed group of friends, guys and girls
>someone points out that I'm the only single guy in the entire group
>me, unaware that these people were all dating each other

fucking hell

i wanted to die

>>9790976
i can related to the "cruel joke" thing

apparently girls always kind of dug me but they thought i was crazy or whatever

too fucking tired to punctuate properly
how the mighty have fallen

>improve yourself
>realize futility of life and your surroundings
>dream of escaping

this is it :(

>>9791139
What a shitty thing to do. Why are you friends with them.

>>9789964
how do i get a gf after uni

this feels like the end

>19 year old virgin
>first real gf
>never feel anything about her
>think about ending it after 1 week

>>9790972
when i see ur fits in waywts i always post a comment about photo quality vs whether youre actually wearing a good fit, the fuccbois' good comments usually end after that

anyway hope you feel better anon, just try and wear something more interesting now and again eh?

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>Tfw gfless virgin at 22
>Weary of women
>Have commitment issues
>Legitimately cannot understand women logic when it comes to dating
>They are completely falling for me, only to suddenly lose interest in me from one day to another
>This fuels my paranoia and causes self-esteem issues, even though I am achieving more than I ever thought was possible
>Have good game and decent looks, but am not able to seal the deal on a long-term basis, nor for one night stands
>Stuck in this perpetual cycle of failing
I just don't get it. Like I missed a vital part of my upbringing whereby this shit gets explained to you. Anyways, I hope to make improvements in this area soon. Otherwise I am a young Constanza, and I ain't going down like that.

>>9790582
this

>>9791212
not that guy but post a fit honestly

>>9791208
Feel that ass before you do, at least

>>9790959
did u ever get a gf afterwards?

>tfw he accepts your friend request
>tfw too scared to message him in case he think I'm a creep
What's a good opening line?

>>9791251
that's what i'm thinking of, but i feel kind of bad.

>>9791256
say 'i would like to be ur gf'

that usually works

>>9791256
just say 'hi'
like literally, 'hi'

>>9791263
Problem is we've never talked IRL because we only ever see each other in passing

>>9791256
A girl added me, I messaged first though. Just say are you in my class or something

>>9791252
No =[
Its only been a few months though.

>>9791139
They could probably hook you up with someone

>>9791232
Holy shit are you me from the future or something

>>9791027
a "nobhead"? shut your old ass up

>>9791039
yeah sorry high on caffeine

>>9791333
nice trips nobhead

>>9791333
nice trips nobhead

>>9790976
Used to be a fat mouth breathing nerd with no friends and no gf. now i have friends and a cutie. i still think that i am being played.

>>9790972
i used to really hate on you a lot, and i still think you have awful personal hygiene (trim those fingernails before you cut someone with them!), but i've grown to like you, even if you do wear the same pair of pants everyday

would go /out/ with :)

>19
>work in fast food
>can't get another job
>not currently studying but relatively skilled
>wish I was fat and ugly and unskilled so I could blame my lack of employment and lack of success with females and life in general on something else besides myself

>>9790798
Such a nice fucking break from /r9k/

>23/m
>with girl i've been thirsting after for seven years
>she lives with her bf
>im the sidechick

:'(

i'll never have her

>>9790919
Talk to ur roommate if u have one

>>9791191
Meet gf through job or any other activity u do

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>>9791066
>mfw she responded a few hours after I made that post and we're going to a movie tomorrow night

>>9790812
Just go bro

>>9791256
U wanna be Bf & gf?
We can fuck too

Men will do anything to get pusi

>>9791470
Lol Make sure u get some nice chatter before the movie
Don't go into the movie with awkward tension between you two
Lel goodluck

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>>9791470
We're gonna make it

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>>9789964
tfw housemates look to you for fashion advice. specifically girl asks if she should return 300 quid leather jacket to allsaints.
>so what's the conclusion in the jacket anon?
>yeah yeah i see what you mean
>look ill just put it on and see what you think
>yeah maybe it is a little big
>hmm yeah i dont like that about it either
>yeah i think ill return it

glad she agreed in the end, waste of money tbh.

>>9791513

>girls asking you for fashion advice

You're never going to get laid as a gay best friend, bro.

>>9790972
oh you're the stinky fuck
disgusting
can smell you through my speaker

>>9791524
h-ha yeah
yeah im gay so

>>9791513
tfw all your friends dress terribly so you always look good in comparison

>>9791435
Kek

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>not transcending loneliness and being comfortable with yourself

Do you even Thoreau?

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>>9790793
>commit suduko

>>9791546
that's why it's nice cause theyre vaguely into fashion (or at least the idea of being into it) and dont dress too bad, but they still ask :)

>>9791283
Do people actually add people they don't to? Like, it usually makes weeks or sometimes even months for me to add someone on Facebook, unless they add me that is.

Anyway, do girls think it's creepy when acquaintances add them on FB? What about people you "only ever see each other in passing" but they still know who you are?

>>9790965
>>9791232
these have summed up my feelings for the past 5 years

w2c lonliness

>people keep complimenting clothes
>still feel insecure because I'm not up to /fa/'s standards
>I care more for the approval of Internet strangers than my social circle

Fuck I spend way too much time here.

>>9791553
Is that motherfucking Sam Hyde?

>>9791186

It wasn't pointed out out of sheer malice, just a hey, look at that sort of thing. Still, it stung.

>>9791316

I dunno, I always hear this point. Isn't asking a friend to "hook you up" like, immensely desperate? Like exuding sheer desperation?

I mean, I'm not above of asking, cause I would. Just wondering.

>>9791812
It's only not creepy if you're attractive. Otherwise we'd probably ignore you unless we're friend-hungry.

>>9790812

you'll regret it if you don't go. and if you just have a whole posse of goons and run into her (whether she's alone or with friends) you/them will just look weird and awkward. A solo encounter is better.

>>9790812
you look more badass if you go alone bruh, just don't be an awkward faggot about it

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>broke up with gf of 6 months 3 weeks ago
>it was for the best, but still hurts
>having a hard time sleeping alone
>gone on a couple dates
>almost fuck this qt from tinder (but she had no future/was a degenerate)
>was expecting to meet up with her again to seal the deal
>never replies to my texts
>gg
>becoming despondent, need something to bang to validate myself
>get despo, message the absolutely most annoying girl in existence that has wanted my d for fucking years
>she's pretty qt, but I swear to fuck the most ugly because of her personality
>pose a business proposition to her
>"harmless question, how opposed are you to friends with benefits"
>"not 100% opposed"
>still haven't banged her, but meeting up with her tomorrow
>feelsonlyokayman.jpg
>i wonder if I can get passed how annoying she is for the pussy
>still miss having a girl I cared for and loved that doesn't annoy the shit out of me.

>>9792099
wow I just realized I am being kind of a pansy, you guys have it much worse.

Im sorry but "well dressed" people with no social skills are the worst.

if you're a complete sperg, just wear sweatpants and a captain america shirt so no one will bother you..

if you jump in front of a train, do you die from the train hitting you or being cut by it on the tracks?

>>9792243
we think the same about you normies thinking you can even understand fashion. just don't.

>>9791139
Damn, just fucking described my life anon. I really felt that

>>9791232
>Otherwise I am a young Constanza, and I ain't going down like that.
do realize that despite sometimes being unemployed and living at his parents, and always short, stocky, and balding, George always had a steady string of girlfriends?

you are not a young constanza

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>>9792099
lol, implying people on this site ever get a gf to begin with. just be happy you had the experiences you did , because as anyone on here will tell you, it might be literally years before you get another gf. your sense of self entitlement is most troubling. pic related. something you wont have for a long ass time

>>9792288

I try to kick the idea of girls out of my head and focus on myself right now. Gym, work, classes. The gym is the new thing for me.

But after walking out the theater I saw a couple walking and they were holding hands and being lovey and shit. I felt really sick, not that I hated them, but I was so sick at myself because I really wanted that and couldn't have it. There was this couple sitting next to me and they couldn't keep their hands off each other and fuck it was annoying but I really want that too.

>>9792337
>having a kid
lmao what an idiot, he ruined his life

>>9790825
I know exactly what you are going trough man

>>9792331
Except shit went sideways for him every time. Whether he turned a woman into a lesbian or inadvertently killed one due to a glue allergy.
My point is that shit goes sideways from one moment to another.