Most effay dog race?

>dogs
>effay
Only Cats are effay. Dogs are gross and anoying

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>>12114988
Easy

>>12114993
Muslim detected

>>12114993
This

Okay does anyone else feel me on this? I feel gross when looking at most dogs, and a large part of it is because of their gluttony. All they think about is food. They beg for it constantly, and when it's dropped on the floor for them they attack it relentlessly and eat it as fast as they can.
It nauseates me. I hate looking at it. They are gluttonous, disgusting creatures. I hate how loud they bark too, and how they bark at everything. They are completely pathetic

Cats do none of those things. I love my cats

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>>12115011
Sounds more like you are afraid of dogs.

Thats okay, they can be intimidating if you are really sensitive.

I don't even like dogs but it's obvious that dogs are more effay than cats.

Also, Canaan dog.

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>>12115028
No dude I have a corgi that I love dearly, but he's also not quite as gross or loud as most dogs

Here he is moving very fast

>>12115034
>most dogs
How did you manage to get to know most of the dogs in the world?

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>>12115108
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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Doberman pincher is the most /fa/ race

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>>12115122
>>12114988
Although I personally prefer Rottweilers, I agree Dobermans are definitely the most /fa/ breed.

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saw this one, what breed it is? is that like an akita mix?

>>12115011
it was me, dio

>>12115034
>>>/mu/

>>12115168
looks a bit like caucasian shepherd puppy

>>12115178
Not him but what?

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>making me post this every thread
come on f am

>>12114988
Italian greyhound.

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Borzois

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>>12115321
youre goddamn right

>>12115002
/thread

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also comes in cream if you want that palewave aesthetic

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My dawg slick rick is pretty /fa/

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Hows my pitbull's fit

>>12115459
nigger dog is not effay

>>12115482
B-but I'm not a nigger

>>12115494
your dog is

>>12115505
Is this a reply for >>12115449
Cause that pitbull is white my man :^) hope this helps

>>12115531
nah it is a retarded /an/ meme to call all pitbulls niggerdogs

I don't particularly like this race but this meme is stupid

>>12115168
it's a qt

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>>12115321
>>12115326
L O N G D O G G O

>>12115440
GOLDEN BOI COMFY NICE DOGGO


germon sheppor are nice
collie breeds of all shapes and sizes are v v v nice
australian shepporderino is fun dogger
newfies are top tier
labbos are greato
retievers in general


shit tier
>small useless bred to shit companion breeds
>shitbulls

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>>12114993
This is objectively a shit opinion

>>12115548
pits are nigger tier dogs and idk how sweet your "baby" is, that dog has fighters down the line and dogs dont just randomly lose that shit. i wouldnt leave kids around a pit for any fucking reason

>>12115568
could say the same bout white ppl

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>>12115561

>>12115571
>comparing a breed of dogs specifically bred to fuck shit up to an entire race of people
>ishygddt

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>>12115568
Nah, thats a pup pic, have had my dog for some time, he's getting his certificate to be a service dog, but i dont call him or my other dog my "babys" my gf does but they are just animals and like all dogs they all have predatory tendencies, so same can be said for any dog really

>>12115597
as long as you take care of your shit i guess you can turn him into an uncle tom but fuck it with same amount of effort you could probably teach a collie to do the dishes

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If I turned to hindu, would I have a chance to reborn an a golden retriever? I want to die but being doggo would prob be nice

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saluki imo

but standard poodle for families. low allergy, very smart, several coat options.

>>12115649
fuck man im getting a golden pup on the 12th and i can't wait any longer

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>>12115683
remember to be a firm but good and patient doggy parent anon, you can do it!

>>12115011
I don't know anon, my kitty is a fucking eating machine. The little fat feline won't stop.

>>12115689
m8 most doggos eat everyhing you give to them, thats why you ration their doggo food so they wont get fat, or if they start to get fat, you give a bit less for a while so they return to normal weight

>>12115608
Tought my Australian shepherd to get me a soda from the fridge so its kinda close

>>12115686
my last goldy puppo died about 6 months ago and was only a year old :( i was too firm with him and i think he started to resent me for it since my gf was nothing but a sweetheart

not this time though!

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>>12115709
my mom has aussies too, they are great, if not at times a handful. Older is now 12 so he is starting to slow down a bit. Too bad they arent very cuddly, they like being near but not right next to you.

>>12115713
:( thats sad, anon

>>12115034
awh cute doge

>>12115122
This.

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>>12115721
here's the pupper im getting the 12th

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>>12115689
You see this cat? Let me tell you about this fucking cat, man

-raised by my two dogs so she acts like, one minus the barking
-has never once, not ONCE, NOT EVEN WHEN SHE WAS A KITTEN, shat or pissed in my house
-eats a modest amount, never begs
-sleeps in the bed, under the sheets
-quiet meow
-super small even as an adult
-nimble as hell
-sheds minimally
-likes being picked up and having her belly pet
-loves it when I make an "O" with my fingers so she can push her head through

I love this cat

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>>12115738
:3 Have its parents had their hips etc scanned?

>>12115763
i couldnt honestly tell you :/ i've seen them though and they're decently old, look really healthy and dont hobble around. breeder said he came with a health check and all that though

>>12115756
sounds like a cool kitty anon

>>12115738
cute pupper

>>12115756
you won the cat lottery my friend

>>12114988
The one you love and care for.

>>12116018
>>12116018
>>12116018

>>12114993
>>12115011
>>12115756

Cats are /fa/ unless you own a cat and you have a litter box because then your house smells like shit and you're so desensitized to your shitsmelling house that you don't even realize it.

Having a cat is cool if you dont let it shit inside your home... Always thought it was weird that cat owners let an animal shit inside their home in the first place

>>12115756
>raised by my two dogs so she acts like
does she wag her tail

>>12115168
I'd say badly bred american akita

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>Smug Chef

Make way for best dog, faggots

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where do i find one of these without paying out my ass :(

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>>12114988
Yes

>>12116281
He is dead dog now :(

>>12116150
Yeah she just politely asks to go into the back yard, so I let her out. Even when it's raining
>>12116228
Unfortunately no, not that dog-like

>>12115221
truth. got two of em

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Oldest doggo, aint got much time left with her I think.

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>>12117435

>>12117435
Thata too bad. Looks like a great dog.
Rest well puppo

>>12115756
E T U C
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Japanese Spitz

>>12115174
rip danny

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>>12116281
rip

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>>12114988
any breed small enough to fit in my purse for that ultimate 2007 look

>>12118743
I only get bitches because they're better behaved

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I think Bulldogs are pretty /fa/ desu

>>12115251
>>12115321
Correct answers
but you better have a big ass manor with mad estate
otherwise don't get a dog
dogs inside the house is objectively un/fa/ and fucking disgusting

>>12118855
Why would you think that?

>>12115034
vvery fast doggo

>>12115756
My cat is like this. It's nice sometimes but she is more clingy than any dog I've come across and it can get annoying. Especially now that it's winter and she doesn't go outside

>>12118736
poor doggo

>>12115034
Are you the creator of the ultimate music listening experience?

>>12119095
No, I could never get those damn toothbrushes to play my song

(unless you're referring to the penultimate music listening experience, the μCrate (because that actually was me))

working breeds or mutts

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>>12119113
Wow that thread made me laugh to tears, you're a legend man. Also nice doggo

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>>12119137
Thank you my love, I am very glad you enjoy my work

>>12115168
Looks like an Akita x German Shep.

>>12115122
jawohl

>>12119153
>>12115034
What the fuck is going on here?

>>12115034
>that fucking contraption

i am having laughing flashbacks

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>>12119434
Here, I knew I saved it somewhere

Apparently OP is in this thread

>>12116281
F

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>>12119483
The based basenji.

only well trained dogs are effay

preferably German Shepherds

Slender dogs like dals, weims, dobes and borzois are pretty fa.

Cats are fucking boring. There are only so many things you can do with them and most likely they fucking hate you and spend 90% of their time outside.
Dogs are bro

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>>12114988
>Most effay dog race?
The Iditarod.

>>12115122
This

>>12114993
shut the fuck up
Cats are for cucks

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doberman

>>12115440
they only cream when they young doe.

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Racism much?

>>12119113

its an honor to see your doggo

Jap akita.
Any husky breed
Fuck little dogs.

>>12115763

>that pic

We need more canines in gov't positions