Wtc effay gf? Im ugly, btw.

Wtc effay gf? Im cute, btw.

Get a hooker and buy her effay clothes.

>>>/r9k/

>>11210572
you cant make something fa

>>11210584
You killed everyone on this board, lmao.

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HELP

>>11210591
Kek

Most of the effay girls I've met have been the most conceited shits.
Even the one with no self worth who thinks she's an ugly fatto still saw herself as above me

>tfw gf has depression

effay as fuck

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>>11210651
But i want effay gf, anon. I want her so much.

>>11210674
Talk to effay looking girls, then. If you have confidence and decent social skills, you will have a much better chance

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>>11210674
dont we all?

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>>11210687
But idk how to talk to them. Im ugly, and beautiful effey grills dont want to talk with ugly bois.

>>11210704
well stop hangin out on 4chan

>>11210704
effay grills don't exist famalam

>>11210694
nao is pretty much ugly asian slut with shitty taste

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>>11210707
But why?
>>11210711
Why then i see them every day?

>>11210721
where do you live?

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>>11210727
Russia, anon. Moscow. Tons of effay grils.

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>>11210742
this. I have an account on vk for the music streaming and they're everywhere.

some randomly add you and they accept your fr's too and if you chat, they're really friendly. like having pen pals. and their taste is so good, not trendy hype williams, death grips bullshit, it's honest good, cool taste.
>you'll never be a moscow

Seoul is effay too. Is paris? NYC and LA definitely aren't for all the hype they get. the only well dressed people are models on accident. though I used to see some yohji/comme/belgium 6 wearing rich chinese around, I want a yohji gf, but chinese don't give two shits about gweilo even as expats

>>11210704
if you can't be hot, be cool

Women are memes.

>>11210783
Nobody wants cool guys. Every grill wants to be fucked by hot or super hot guy.

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>>11210783
>if you can't be hot, be cool
They are not even looking at me. I cant show them my coolness,

>>11210783
>some randomly add you and they accept your fr's too and if you chat, they're really friendly
fuck you, you might be beauty boi. nobody adds me.

>>11210560
Hope you're smart enough for medical school or investment banking.

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>>11210846
Nope :(

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>>11210805
>>11210839
besides good looks, women are attracted to guy's with status
you get status by being respected by other men
you get their respect by doing good shit, being cool etc.

a normalfag "alt" girl has no idea your band has a cool thing going for it or that what you're spinning are some fresh, hard cuts - they just know that all the guys relevant on the scene thinks so. in other words, they don't care why you're VIP, just the fact that you are

the trick is realizing that the majority of "cool" "alt" girls are total normalfags playing dress up. they just want to be hot and being cool, at the front of trends, etc adds to their hotness.

the other trick is that if you don't actually have any substance to you, you're not going to get any respect. only the hot get a pass for making bad art. if you're ugly and also an idiot with no insight or style, why would anyone care about you - boy or girl?

/fa/ or artsy girls can be found anywhere but they 99% of the time have way more problems than you're used to dealing with

>>11210841
i'm okay but I have my own style and developed taste in a handful of different mediums, so I'm able to maintain good conversation and connect on different topics.

you're probably just a boring loser. do you even read books? you have to bring something to the table senpai

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>>11210714
t. malissaposter

>>11210887
>my own style and developed taste
post pic

>>11210887
name your top 5 kino, musica and written compositions right now

>>11210898
no. 4chan archives. this place used to be anonymous

>>11210909
for the past year or so I've only been able to really watch eric rohmer, hong sang-soo and frederick wiseman movies. if you're not familiar they're very passive you see I'm depressed and lovesick.

But I've been reading WG Sebald so by extension getting back into Kluge and Farocki also. I was also reading carlyle's sartor resartus and the nightwatches of bonaventura but I kind of stopped. I usually only read non fiction but like fiction like that, where it's constructed like poioumena or pastiche, only when it's got a very sharp sense of humor. john barthes is my favorite author by far.

I've been listening to noise mostly. stuff like jason lescalleet and matt krefting. but on vk i have country teasers & james ferraro & arto lindsay listed

do you want to date?

>>11210868
How can have my respect from over mans? i dont have friends.
>you get their respect by doing good shit, being cool etc
?

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>tfw you have never had a gf

>>11210952
actually pretty good taste, too bad you're not a qt grill

>>11210960
i had one. 6 years ago. fuuuuuuuuuck. Im want to fuck anything i see now.

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>>11210967
>too bad you're not a qt grill
actually I get that a lot

>tfw got first gf
>tfw she was effay and liked lolita stuff and also rick and raf
>tfw she broke up with me
>tfw i literally want to kill myself whenever i think about the chances of landing a gf like her again that likes good and cute fashion

kill me, please, anyone plese kill me please JUST

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i dont speak /fa/ fluently
what is this thread for
>also i am new-fag so inb4

>>11210971
pls no rose

do skinny girls usually like skinny guys?

>>11210997
no

>>11210993
>also rick and raf
Lmao. Is this joke?

>>11211012
what do they like

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>>11210957
it's okay I don't have any friends either, not where I live now. just keep doing what you're doing, the people around you will eventually catch on and catch up

>?
like, if you look at fashion, personal fashion, it's easy to dress well. but that's just dressing inoffensively. it's what we should all be doing anyway as functioning adults. what gets some attention is trying something challenging and still pulling it off. what gets proper respect is developing a unique style that you engage and develop deeply - not just pulling off something difficult but generating an actually original, intimately personal look

if the social scene you're in appreciates that, the fuckboys try and copy the results and the honest few try and copy the process, you're cool

for example, our queen

>>11210994
lurk

>>11210993
She's probably a slut anyway. You'll forget her in 6 months. Clear your mind, anon. Go to the gym.

>>11211016
no

>>11211022
she literally is a slut, actually, she had sex with more guys than her age when she was 16 lmao

>>11210952
haha pleb. i enjoy the absolute cinema of bay, tarantino and nolan. as for literary works i don't stray from pynchon, wallace or joyce. my musical taste is no less consisting of solely dark ambient and wall noise

>>11211028
She got no/shitty taste.

>>11210952
How the hell do I get taste so that girls actually like me

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>>11211040
actually I'm a michael bay fan. I think he's treated unfairly. he's all the hallmarks of an auteur and his direction is fairly radical.

michael mann is also not given the respect he deserves but his lesser mistreatment by critics is proportional to his less avant-garde work in comparison to bay

>>11211078
he got pretty much shitty tatse, anon

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>>11211078
it's really easy. the trick is swallowing your dignity. for a long time you just had to follow pitchfork magazine's reviews. now you just look at dazed and dummymag

I met one of my exes just because I was the only one who knew who palmistry was and pretended I didn't think he's lame as fuck when she started talking about him. apparently he's obscure?

if you meant actual taste so that guys like you so that girls like you, well you're not going to get anywhere starting off with the goal to get girls, fuckboy

>>11211096
talk shit post list

>>11210952
How were you exposed to those things, anon?

>>11211142
list? lmao

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Heelp

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>>11211204
what? on the internet. not from communities or anything, but it's easy to use wikipedia and stuff to dig further into something that you find is good. I don't get why people don't all do it

e-flux journal and bomb magazine have introduced me to a lot of good things also, actually I think I first learned of farocki and kluge from articles written by each of those two respectively. Let's see, I found e-flux from their acceleration issue centered around nick land, who wrote about jungle music and crazy cyber-occult conspiracies in the 90s. I don't know where I learned of Land, probably from some semiotext[e] thing

I found Lescalleet because he did some great stuff with Graham Lambkin, I found Graham Lambkin because he's part of the shadow ring, I found the shadow ring because ben wallers in the country teasers kept telling me to listen to the shadow ring, and also obey by the brainbombs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3erDdJ1y-k
I was introduced to the country teasers by my only other real friend besides the aforementioned

at the end of the day, taste isn't enough. It's just refining distraction from the monkey on your back

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>>11210952
>>11211020
a naoposter with good taste? how am i not shocked?

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i want a gf like this

wtc?

embarrassing thread

I can't even get an average gf

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>>11211357
explain, fagget.
>>11211364
true

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>>11211341
w2c nao gf?

>>11211348
even nao's lewds are effay

what happened to that strawpoll. nao won so hard and got the quints. she is queen

>>11211269
tier list /fa/m

>>11211380
tier list of -- ? am i 13 yo?

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>twf no gf

Sup fellow uggo's. In my experience the secret to getting a gf is genuine confidence. Hope that helps.

>>11211424
confidence in what?

>>11211425
yourself; you need to be absolutely comfortable in your own skin. Any doubt whatsoever stands out to everyone else and is cringy.

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>22
>have never had a girlfriend
>have approached a state of being sexually inert, trivial sexual desire and irresolute dissolution
>have no idea what I'm worth to others
>cannot feel anything in these regards
>the most eminent thought is that I will regret having wasted these days in the future

>>11211642
well at least your enjoying life right?

>>11211035
>lmao

I'm sure that chuckle is only masking the pain

nigga if you want to stick your dick in something go clubbing

if you really wanted a gf for companionship, you'd have found one.

>>11211642
this is me
im just waiting for the once in a lifetime chance that i find a virgin qt or she finds me

>>11211642
you sound edgy af, no wonder

>>11211681
with acceptance comes atonement, anon.

>>11211681

i found a virgin qt

but instead next week i'm going on a date with a girl who always shows a lot of skin instead because she's 5'10" and looks like a model

she could be a virgin though there's like a 5% chance

bird in the hand or something right

>>11211777
>that nose

you can keep that

>>11211680
HA

>>11210560
mcdonalds

>>11210687
Where does one find said effay looking girls?

>>11210566
Proof needed

>>11210839
Show us a pic of yourself and we'll tell you what to fix. You can start by being less fucking whiny and lose the inferiority complex.

>>11210997
Yes

>>11210560
Paчeллo, зaйди нa фз или хaйпoвый мoдник и тaм нaпиши тянкaм.

>>11210560
>no /fa/ butterface gf

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This thread is fucking depressing. You guys need some real advice man. I just typed like 3 paragraphs worth of advice and deleted it because there's just so much shit to write and I want to go to sleep. If enough people are interested I'll make a video tomorrow or something. It'll basically be something like "How to get out of beta-mode and transcend into Chad Thundercock"

>>11212102
yeah do it senpai

>>11212102
>video
either fucking type it out or don't

>>11212102
please make this video anon

>>11212102
>inb4 anon is an ugly ass nigga