What should I turn this Piece of wood into?

dragon dildo
check em

>>1007827
>do a reroll...

Also btw I can't use powertools it's late and the neighbours will bitch

whittle a statue of waifu

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>>1007826
bunch of chopsticks

>Also btw I can't use powertools it's late and the neighbours will bitch

Don't be a bitch. Grind it up into dust and eat it.

>>1007826

>yellow pine

Turn it into a shitty doorstop

>>1007833
Fug. Danmit thisll take a while

>>1007833

Enjoy, OP.

Waste no material

>>1007833
I was hoping to make a Dildo lol

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>>1007842
good good

rollin again for dildo

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>>1007842
Well you're on the wrong board then mate.
Think /b/ is more your speed.

I await your utensils.

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>>1007827
>can't get dubs on the third slowest board

>>1007826
ribbed dildo

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Okay it took me an hour and thirty minutes. But I finally Finished sawing it into two parts...

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>>1007869
Another pic....

Now I have to fucking use These nigger Tools and make tese pieces of shit, into two chopsticks

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>>1007872
Nigga tools

>>1007872

A bunch. Not two. A bunch

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>>1007879
Go easy on OP, atleast he takes it like a man and actually delivers.

BTW OP, you don't have to waste all the wood.
In theory, you could get wild when it comes to the end points. You know, it still can be what you want it to be, it'll be just the tip tough.

propeller

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>>1007869
>Okay it took me an hour and thirty minutes.

What are you using, This?

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>>1008057
OP themselves implied with
>Nigga tools
that he is in fact, a fucking nignog.
No wonders.

OP, hurry the fuck up, we want to see some dildo chopsticks.
SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT.

>>1008057
i laughted

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>>1008057
Lol without control.

>not knowing how to improvise a draw knife
>not knowing what a draw knife even is

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Here you go Spanky, don't cut yourself

>>1007869
Did your husband teach you to saw?

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>>1008019
>>1008057
>>1008070
Lol done you queers

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>>1008310
And another....

I costed them once with butcherblock oil. Im Probs going to cost then again rn

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>>1008311
>>1008310
Here's a picture of one of them

I wish there were more threads like this on this board

>>1008310
>>1008311
>>1008312

Now THAT is some half-assed shit if I've ever seen it.

Good on ya, OP

>>1008313
Almost every thread is like this.
The OP is a fucking retard, and the finished product looks like a waterhead did it.

you've made a dildo... a penis dildo but a dildo none the less. good job

>>1009519
kys if your penis looks like this.

No but seriously, OP is a faggot for not sanding it down properly.
As it stands now he'll get splinters from either use.

>>1008312
Hey you know a cool trick?
Shove it up your nose until you can't see it no more, you'll see cool things!

>>1008310
>>1008311
>>1008312

You're a wizard Harry.

http://youtu.be/ceJ_DeT-c3M

>>1007858
Which ones are slower?

>>1008312
If this is how your chopsticks turned out you should be grateful that you didn't try to make a dildo.

>>1007826

Dog cock dildo.

>>1009906

He was trying to make two dildos but screwed up and is covering his ass.

>>1009906
kek

>>1008311
what the fuck....

>>1009883
/po/
/gd/
/3/
I guess I was wrong, this is closer to the fourth slowest.

>>1011981
Try /i/. /Diy/ moves at light speed next to that board. I'm pretty sure they have a thread from 2013 still up on that one.

>>1007827
>>1007829
>>1007842
>>1007849
>>1007864
>>1009519
>>1009531
>>1009906
>>1010225
>>1010896
Since when did underage b& start coming on this board?
>>>/b/
Should be more your speed.

>>1011999
Not an oldfag here, but in the 2 years I've been lurking and posting on this board your examples have pretty much been the norm, brother. Have you really not seen this? This IS 4chan, right?

>>1009554
Lol

>>1007826
It's already a dildo, you don't have to turn it into anything