ITT: Characters that are literally you

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>>95031509

>>95031509
How do you type with giant crab pincers?

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Only an alcoholic pervert and a man.

>>95031509
Jemaine? I loved you in Flight of the Conchords and What We Do In The Shadows!

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>>95031509

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>>95031509
>ITT: Characters that are literally you

>>95031788
Giant keyboard

>>95031788
BIG MEATY CLAWS

>>95031822
But if you're me, then who am I.

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>>95031960

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>>95031509

>>95032187
i need this godzilla comic in my life

>>95032261
It's Godzilla in Hell. Have fun.

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>>95031509

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>>95032316
It doesn't even hurt anymore.

>>95032526
I thought you were Sheldon from rocko's modern life.

>>95032802

>being compared to Sheldon
Am I back in elementary school?

>>95032819
Worse,you're on /co/.

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>>95031509

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>>95031509
I need to make a change.

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>>95032896

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If you can figure out this joke your waifu will become real in exactly 1 hour. its not reallly hard if you dont over think it

>>95032937

Ohhhh, I get it.

>>95032937
Are you by chance the daughter of a kiwi or a Welshman?

>>95032957
No you don't stop trying to cheat.

>>95032937
Literally ewe is a shit pun, Carlos, kill yourself.

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>>95032979
Get fucked arnold. you got it right though

>>95032977

But I did.

Do I have to stay up now so Morrigan will become real?

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>Tall & Lanky as fuck
>people barley understand what i say
>Crave the simple life
>Quick to anger
>Brown people Race

yep.

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>>95033078
>people barley understand what i say
>barley understand
>barley
W E W
W
E
W

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>>95033033

>>95031822
Why did it take so long for someone to post this?

>>95033078
We already knew you were brown from everything else, you didn't have to say it.

>>95032897
Not /co/, but I can relate.

>>95033113
YOU'RE A LYING SACK OF SHIT

Characters who I see my own personality traits in tend to also be writer self-inserts that are righteously correct and drive the plot in major ways, like Kamina. But I don't really see myself as this always winning or capable of anything hero who everyone looks up to, I just think I'm confident and forward who knows people easily.

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>>95033265

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Im ugly and no one ever understands what im saying

>>95033419
tick tock, time for your dilatation hon. kys tranny

>>95033419
End yourself please.

>>95033419
Post ass

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>>95033466
>>95033501
Aw, have I upset the Anons? Also, not a tranny, just a cute crossdresser.

>>95033524
Only if you promise to kiss it.

>>95033636
>cute crossdresser
>cute
>crossdresser
>>>/lgbt/

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>>95031509

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>>95033019
>>95032937
For fucks sake....

>>95033636
Nah, you're a faggot.
Enjoy dying slowly from AIDS.

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A more grounded in reality version of him.

And a lot less hair.
Not really

>>95033300
me on the right

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Me on the left

>>95034199
That bath looks hella cozy.

>>95033636
I'll kiss your ass and fuck it if you want.

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>>95031509
College is being a bitch and I feel like I'm not making any progress so far.

Don't flatter yourself OP

>>95034515
WHAT did he mean by this?

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>>95031509
>sarcastic hothead who doesn't take shit

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Thump.

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>>95034895
I'm a master at blowing. If you wanna sit down for a few minutes I can blow you in ways you've never imagined. Mostly blow your mind, I'm a real thought-tease if you catch my drift.

>>95035035
On a scale from VSauce to Max Planck how Mind-Blowing are you?

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>>95035070
I'm Kurt Cobain levels of mind blowing.

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>>95035323

>>95032937
It's a sheep joke

>>95032827
>What's jumpin', chick?

>>95032937
herd this one already

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Does this count?

Because he's the only one I can think of

>>95032242
kill yourself

anytime

>>95031832
Underrated

>>95032937
Baaaaad taste in jokes.

>>95033636
AGP
G
P

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When the first movie came out my friends kept saying I was very similar to him personally-wise. I think I'm more like a mix of him with Paul Rudd's Scott Lang with the looks of Scott and Quickass (RIP in peace)

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Figuratively literally me

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Only flat as a board

>>95038131
Well at least thiccfags are into you

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>>95036836
This

>>95038327
THICC is a lot less appealing in 3D

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I'm just 54.7% less queen.

>>95038047

Hm?

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Blessed, blessed are you, oh yes.

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Before he became cool, brave and pink

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The similarities are so uncanny it feels like an invasion to my privacy.

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>>95031509
This lovable lug

>>95038313
>Only flat as a board
I'm not interested. Grow some sweater pillows bitch.

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>>95031509
>noone posted this yet

>>95033133
because old meme is old

and shit.

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For me it's the Joker, intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humor.

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Doc in the streets and Baron between the sheets (of other-dimensional mystic arts, that is, bc I'm such a fucking wizard of loneliness)

>>95032789
>Japanese daiting sim girl
GIFfany?

>>95038857
and a bit of of a narcissist too, apparently.

>>95031822
>>95033133
>>95038807
What is it even from?

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>>95031822
I'm not a /co/ character Anon.

>>95038313
I'll still date you

>>95041691
>http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/intelligent-nihilistic-and-with-a-wicked-sense-of-humor

>>95042195

This video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNDCruGOBgk&app=desktop

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>>95031509

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I'm pretty much Double D but I'm pretty /fit/ now a days also my first girl friend was a tomboy with short hair

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>>95031509

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Just without powers

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Not /co/ but someone called me at 3am telling me i was this aspie because the race scene when she was laughing by herself since then i been self conscious mess.

>>95043419
Are you as cute as her too?

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I'm Zephyr Breeze

>>95043419

Whats wrong with that? Osaka is awesome.

>>95038756
You're not my type anyway

>>95042732
Thanks but there's already a guy I like a lot

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>>95034504

i know the feel

>>95031822
Fuck dude did you take this from my facebook? Not fuckin cool

>>95046028
>Thanks but there's already a guy I like a lot
inb4 you get cucked

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>>95031509

>>95046028
>a guy I like
BEGONE HARLOT

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-childish and pigheaded when i want something done in a certain way
-snide and pretty much always been in trouble
-only friends exist in my personally realized conception of the world and not in the physical realm at least from my point of view
-was aggressive and bullied cute girls as a kid because i didn't know how to approach them yet

>>95048542
So you have a tulpa?

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this image is cursed open at your own cost

>>95038313
So not like her at all? The boobs are her entire character

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>>95031509

>>95049282
Let me put your fire out

Considering I'm dating a virginal asian girl and cheating on her, I'd say Scott Pilgrim

>>95050294
Spot on. Stop being a cunt. End it with one of em.

>>95049282

Who's this supposed to be?

>>95031509
I wish I was shiny.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed-hUoeHcz0

>>95051649
>>95051649
Thats so very very sad!

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>>95031509

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>>95031509

There really isn't one. I mean I share some interest with some characters, but than they turn around, and act in ways I would never act.

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>>95046173
Well he's already seeing a neon-haired slut, I'm just his friend/classmate but I'm holding out hope

>>95047004
Hey there's nothing wrong with having a crush

>>95048889
>blue eyes
>jet black hair
>shitty hime cut
>dad's a prick
>mom's not around
>little sister is better at literally everything
>subterranean self-esteem
>in love with a blonde dumbass that doesn't know she exists
We have a lot in common

>>95052662

LONG jet black hair?

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>>95032789
How many of you caught yourselves like this?

>>95052683
Please don't talk to me, you make me feel uncomfortable

>>95051451
you're only mad because I mentioned she's asian, aren't you?

>>95043233
of course!!!! I understand now

>>95052662
Goddamn you sound adorable. I bet you're loving this attention, aren't you?

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I suspect many could relate to this actually

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>>95043233
And how did this result into the "literally me" meme?

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I am an everyman/straight man who's a nice guy, but can get fed up with people's shit. And I do legit stutter sometimes.

Self=Dark Side

>>95057504
Loved you in Mad Max

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>>95038605
I'm literally a prepubescent robot maid.

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At least when I was 9, I don't stalk my oneitis anymore

>>95031834
That's cool man...

>>95055996
Yeah it's kinda nice actually

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Anger issues, and generally only held back by my own insecurities. But once in a blue moon when I get my shit together it's glorious.

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>>95059202
Also I really want a girl to like me, and getting off track from Hater a bit but I bury my loneliness with intensely perverted porn. Not even because I like it, but because I prefer the image of a wacked out sexual deviant as opposed to a loser who can't bring himself to just hit on a girl.

Actually now that I think of it that's not all that different to what Hater's doing after all.

>>95031822
7 posts. Almost beat the record.

>>95055453
>Cheating
It just aint cool

>>95041564
What do you think you're doing on a site like this, young man?

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>>95059323
>I bury my loneliness with intensely perverted porn because I prefer the image of a wacked out sexual deviant as opposed to a loser who can't bring himself to just hit on a girl.

Not that I don't believe in you, anon, but you need to cut that shit out if you wanna get a girl to like you, that cannot be good for your ego

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No joke,neil and nikki are what would happen if me and my friend i met from spain where sent to a summer camp as kids together.

>>95031756
Huhr

>>95057582

Can I adopt you?

>>95032937
My first thought was sheeple, but I get it now.

>>95053782

Oh.

Okay.

>>95033636
i'll rim your cute femmy boipussy if you provide a dam. also fuck it all night long. and kiss your perfect hot body all over, from lips to toes. don't let the faggotoid represseds get the best of you, baby. bunch of jelly shits.

>>95031509
Well my girlfriend is pretty much non-magic Star Butterfly, I guess that makes me Marco

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>>95031509

>>95061929
lol you scared away the cute girl

>>95066798
He's probably used to it

>>95048542

so you're saying you continue to behave like a six-year-old child

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>>95031509
He's sort of a cartoon character

>>95039949
Go suck a cue ball, Hussie

>>95052662
Nice blog

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>>95061717

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In what way am I similar to a Goofy hotdog?

>>95053853
I really, really want to believe you, but I'm not sure I can.

>>95056065
It spun off from some retard spamming threads about the Joker.

>>95070707

ADOPT. No lewding.

>>95033078
What did he mean by this

>>95051649
>Lonely Nerd who's dissatisfied and given up on Real life turned into a mad warped caricature of himself through Overexposure to the Internet
That Pretty much describes everyone on 4chan really

>>95070013
You're an autistic petulant man child who throws a tantrum when you don't get what you want and are seething with jealosy at your even more autistic Brother?

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My name is anon, I'm 28 years old and live with my parents.

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>Lazy, tired and sleep all the time
>Gorge myself on food
>Hate all days especially Mondays

Yep seems about accurate

>>95046057
no that's me, what are you talking about?

>>95071457
95% of /co/ right here

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>>95031509

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>>95060437
Well guess what? Just had a nice fun wholesome date with the asian girlfriend and when that was over I invited the other girl over to my dorm room

>>95078609
We know you're roleplaying.

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>>95078609
>and when that was over I invited the other girl over to my dorm room

Get em together at the same time :^)

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>>95031509

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I look like Lydia Deetz and act like Plankton.

>>95070727
Chicks be laughing at your wiener?

>>95038857
Are you trolling or are you actually not self aware

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>no friends
>obsessive
>spend my free time doing pointless shit
>browse /x/
>my parents are ashamed of me

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>>95079258
oh newfag, you'll learn soon enough

>>95078933
Cool combination!

>>95078933
>I look like Lydia Deetz

doubt.jpg

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M. E. Literally

>>95079460
Thanks friend
>>95079464
You got me, my hair is a lot longer

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>>95052662
>shitty hime cut
bitch ill cut

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>>95031509

are you a crab?

>>95031802
So... Armrest?

>>95031832
have another

>>95032053
I met one of these.

>>95032789
The black mirror shows not illusion but truth.

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>>95081550
Dio...

>>95078651
Or at least that's what I tell myself to stay in denial