Which one of you cheeky motherfuckers pulled this off? Bless you

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HE DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!
Never change, /co/.

>>95000647
>Many of the members are fans of The Room

We are!?

>>95000647
OH MY GOD

IT GOT THROUGH!?

JESUS MARVEL

>>95000647
nice

>>95000727
of course we are dumbo

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>Marvel
>Editors

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>>95000647
Holy shit

Two theories:
>There is literally no editorial control on this book whatsoever
Or:
>They receive so few positive letters they'll print every single one

>>95000647
>Couldn't even come up with a name
Pathetic

>>95000647
Once someone points it out to them, they'll try to brush it off as "done ironically" or something.

>>95000647
>Sincerely,
>C.O.
Legend.

>>95000647
>/co/ delivers something good for once

Been awhile, but I'll take it!

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>>95000647
this is too good to be real

>>95000813
but it's from /co/

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>>95000647
Absolute Madman did it!

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>>95000647
Oh my god

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>>95000647
Anyway, how's your sex life?

>look in the usual places
>they have the comic, not the letters page
Goddamnit.

>>95000647
what's the joke?

>>95000647
I don't get it, it looks like any ordinary positive letter. What epic memememememememememeeme did you guys sneak in?

>>95000940
>>95000948
Are you guys mentally challenged? Maybe in the spectrum? Honest question.

>>95000948
People like you are the reason every writer needs to explain every little detail.

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>>95000647
Blessed be the /co/mrade.

>>95000906
see >>95000409

>>95000813
>>95000847
>>95000868
>C.O.
Connie O'Donnell
Conan O'Brien
Conrad O'Leary
Coleen O'Callahan
>>95000940
>>95000948
America isn't actually good. The letter writer is complimenting it for its comedic elements; none of those are intentional, as far as we know.
>>95000959
They might not have read America. I used to wish I hadn't.

>>95000887
YOU ARE LOOKING AT IT BABY!

>>95000959
>>95000972

Ohh, ok. I get it. Yes anon, your "joke" was very "funny". It was really "epic for the win" and you trolled them really hard. Good job!

>>95000948
t. Marvel editorial intern on America

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It's neat that someone from /co/ sent a letter that was printed in the official comics, but I feel like I'm missing something here. Is there some hidden message or subtle insult that's in the letter itself? It just seems like a heartfelt letter of thanks from someone using /co/ as a pen-name at first glance.

>>95000999
>America isn't actually good. The letter writer is complimenting it for its comedic elements; none of those are intentional, as far as we know.
...That's it? That's what this thread is all about?

>America 006 (2017) (Digital) (Zone-Empire).cbr
http://www85.zippyshare.com/v/BiMfbHMn/file.html

In case you're worried about it being an edit.

>>95001004
S E E T H I N G

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>>95000999
>>95000959
>>95000972
>>95001007

>We told them it was good but we meant it IRONICALLY. EPIC TROLL!

Awesome. You guys should ironically buy the trades and ironically send her more ironic money. Ironically.

>>95000647
HOLY SHIT!

I've never been this proud of a board before.

>>95001032
It compared the comic to The Room
It's literally saying that it's the shittiest comic he's ever read, and all the joy he gets out of it is because he finds it so bad it's funny, like how people think The Room is so bad it's funny

>>95001039
I guess you have to have read America to get it.

>>95001004
>too dumb to know what's happening
You could have just walked away. Now you look even dumber.

>>95001032
Yeah, I'm thinking the "C.O" might be legit after all.

>>95000959
sending a fake letter that no one knows is fake aside from the CO initials? wow bravo what a great prank that the 15 people on this board will appreciate. you idiots blew your load for nothing. at least make the first letter of every sentence spell out TRUMP or something people would figure out

>>95001032
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/93987126/#93992248
Does that clarify it for you?

>>95001060
>DAZED! REELING! ABOUT TO BREAK!

>>95001072
Thanks, you explained it the way I would've wanted to if I were capable.

>>95001060
You do realize sending a letter, an e-mail, costs no money, right? Holy false equivalencies, Batman.

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>>95000647

>>95001072
What if Gabby and the rest at Marvel does like The Room?

>>95001086
Anyone who knows The Room will get that letter.

>>95001032
Read where the praise is, what its for, and what they wish for them. Keep reading it until it clicks

>>95000727
The Room is universally enjoyable.

>>95001086
>>95001060
>>95001004
t. upset shill

>>95001004
Go back to fucking Reddit.

>>95001060
>what is being subtle
I can see it was lost on you.

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>>95001086

>>95001151
What a good post anon.

>>95001117
Could be confusing it with Room, starring Brie Larson. Knowing the editiors, they could be dumb enough to get the two mixed up.

>>95000647
>this is the apex of /co/'s humor
No wonder our filename threads are so dull and lifeless.

>>95001086
>at least make the first letter of every sentence spell out TRUMP
What kind of unskilled shit is that?
The credo is Keep It Subtle. If you can't muster that go sit in the spectator seats.

>>95001161
>all those fuckers doubting him
lol

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>>95001184
I try with mine...

>>95001161
I'm surprised he didn't do any changes suggested.

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So no one from Marvel ever comes here at all?

Is the entire company just that naive?

I love how the letter doesn't say the writer buys it and basically implies piracy too.

>>95001161
>Hopefully it's subtle enough
Fucking nailed that tight wire.

>>95001161
>The Room reference makes it too obvious bro

We overestimated those shitty editors

>>95000647
Top kek. Thats pretty damn good.

>>95001086
It's pretty obvious to anyone with half a brain

Who are all these joyless losers who don't get the humor in Marvel printing a letter "praising" America for being so bad it's good?

>>95000868
And? Is a name like Carlos Ortiz THAT hard to come up with?

>>95001195
>I-IT'S NOT BLAND, ITS SUBTLEEEE
No, anon, this is just boring. A doorbell prank has more character to it. This is Wimp Lo-tier, if Wimp Lo were meant to be taken seriously.

>>95001263
People who work at Marvel, I'd guess

>>95001228
They browse tumblr and jezebel instead, obviously.

>>95001305
>keeps doubling down
You're not going to loop around into looking smart

>>95001305
Says the retard who didn't even get it. Just go away man, you are making yourself look even more retarded.

>>95001263
The letter reads like honest praise.

>>95001305
>No, anon, this is just boring. A doorbell prank has more character to it.
Yeah and spelling out TRUMP like cheerleaders would have been the height of humor.

>>95001072
>>95001094
>>95001124
It finally clicked. Holy hell, that's a subtle burn.

>>95001361
No it doesn't, unless you've never seen the comic.

>>95001361
It's the one you don't see coming that gets by.
>Sometimes I'm left beyond belief what I've seen printed.

>>95001361
Look up The Room on wikipedia, kid

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>>95000647
>This is what /co/ thinks is funny

This vanilla ass-kissing nothing of a letter with no punchline, no insult, no attack....it's just a plain old fan letter. And this is somehow funny to /co/

Never bitch about McFarlane humor ever again

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>>95001361
He compares it to what is objectively the worst movie ever made. The content of the letter and any implied meaning can be fucked out the window when you realise that he compared it to The fucking Room.

>>95001418
The comic is never actually praised

>>95001419
then why is it so popular?

>>95001418
>being this dense
and the anon who wrote this thought it was too obvious to get through editorial

>>95001361
You're dense. Read it carefully. There is no actual praise.

>>95001345
There is nothing to get. It's a stupid non-joke that only spineless nerds who think returning a book from the library late is some serious but badass crime, would support.

>>95001362
It would had more flavor to it than a praise letter but meant IRONICALLY, for sure. And much higher than /co/'s usual tripe.

>>95000647
HOLY SHIT
Which one of you motherfuckers did THIS?

>>95001419
>He compares it to what is objectively the worst movie ever made
That would be Plan 9.

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>>95001441
Y'know how drugs exist?

>Every time I see it online

Heh

>>95001476
The same reason why Cheech and Chong or Kevin Smith are american treasures?

>>95001418
Its too high brow for you. Itd be equivalent to someone writing Trump praising how good of a job he's doing cause they find him to be so humorous cause hes retarded and then Trump would read the letter during one of his speeches.

>>95001094
>>95001161
So who is going to forward the archive link to one of the comic news sites?

>>95001507
>It's not bad, it's just too KINO 4u
>>>/tv/

>>95001457
Its literally what is referred to as an inside joke. You seem to be on the spectrum.

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>>95000647
Good job anon.

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>>95001004
You didn't get shit you brainlet. Pic related, you.

>>95001504
Pretty much, yeah.

>>95000647
Holy shit

>>95000647
Good work, editors.

Wait. I don't understand. What's wrong with The Room?

>>95000813
Carla Offerman

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Today is an historic triumph.

>>95001568
Didn't win the Oscar.

>>95001568
Nothing, its a spectacular film to watch in an even with or without a group

>>95001596
it's always internal politics anyway

>>95001568
It's commonly enjoyed as the king of "So Bad It's Good" and widely accepted as one of the worst movies ever made.

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>>95000647
where is the funny?

>>95001227
As far as I remember anon had already sent the letter before someone suggested any changes.

>>95001449
Like I've said a few times on /co/, attempting to be subtle as a writer is a surefire way to fail, since audiences don't understand subtle anymore.

>/co/ does something funny for once
>/co/mblr gets mad about it

Christ.

>>95001662
I think it's just more of an indictment that letter somehow managed to get through. But looking at posts like>>95001418 make me think they wouldn't have noticed the obvious tells anyway.

>>95000000
>>95000999
/co/ found away, LMAO

>>95001677
>/co/ does something funny for once
Where?

>>95001677
I'm /co/mblr as fuck and this is hilarious. America is a terrible, racist book. Let us join together in hatred of it.

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>>95001449
Well, it's a good thing that all the editors are on perpetual milkshake duty instead of actually even attempting to do their jobs.

>>95001532
Rich the Leech probably already knows and is writing the article as we speak

>>95001694
They upset you, that's what's funny.

>>95001677
>YOU DON'T FIND MY IRONIC PRAISE OF THIS COMIC I HATE FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE FROM TUMBLR

wew lad anon

>>95001694
The part where they got a complete trashing of this comic published in the comic itself. Try to keep up.

>>95001732
Prediction if some anon does that:

They replace the letter in later printings.

>>95000948
Pls lurk moar and afterwards, never come back.

So I think the big question is how long until we get the tweets that the response was completely counter-trolling because Rivera knew the whole time

>>95001757
>your comic is like The Room
I fail to see how this is praise

>>95001722
Is this actually a pic of Marvel employees?

Because all the sjw shit and head in the sand fuckery suddenly became perfectly clear to me....

>don't laugh from a joke
>become angry and shit the thread saying anyone who enjoys it is less of a person

good job

>>95001781
Everything else in the letter is praise you retard.

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>>95001732
>tfw Marvel's response is a Roman Reigns-esque "love it or hate it, everyone is talking about it!" spinfest

>>95001764
I doubt it. They don't reprint letters in TPBs. Digital version they might though.

>>95001810
It isn't

>>95001228
/co/ is too bigoted for Marvel Editorial, they only send their inters here to shill.

So who's sending the next one?

>>95001810
>I-It's all praise

You really need to learn about subtlety, perhaps you can learn from that other guy who complained that the letter wasn't subtle.

>>95000647
The lack of self awareness on these idiots at Marlel, kek

>>95001228
Slott apparently went here

>>95000940
>>95000948
It's a really bad book. Pepple are talking ironic enjoyment.

>>95001810
You're very much the retard here, anon. Read the letter really. Really. Reeeeaaalllly carefully.

>>95001228
Oh they do.

>Comparing America to The Room
The Room is so bad it's good, not so bad it's dogshit. There is absolutely nothing funny about America, intentional or unintentional.

>>95001841
I doubt this. At most, he opened the page once, skimmed the OPs, then fucked off because he had no real interest.

>>95001789
Yes.

>>95001810
It isn't. People have public viewings of "the room" because it's hilariously bad, just like America Chavez. Are you seriously attempting to defend this trash?

>all the anons in this thread missing the joke
You people are the reason we don't have more books like Deathstroke or any books with a teensy bit of subtlety.

You deserve America

>some idiots here didn't get the joke, went right over their heads
>rather than just accept that, they get butthurt as fuck and shit all over the thread
And this is why modern writing is such shit, because they listen to loud angry idiots like these people.

>>95001722
Imagine working there. Imagine having to walk on eggshells lest you offend one of the woman. Imagine the guys talking about reddit memes and their minecraft creations. Imagine accidently showing up the the Chistma- HOLIDAY party only to be asked if your homeade Christma- SECULAR cookies are gluten free and watching no one eat them. Imagine.

>>95001086
Plenty of people read /co/ and it will thus spread around. They'll realize they've been had but of course instead of examining why someone would go through all that trouble they'll just say it's the work of misogynist, racist trolls. Expect articles about the death threats and Gabby is receiving from the racist woman-haters by this time next week at the latest.

>>95001873
The Room is funny if you're with friends / drunk/ high. If you watch that movie alone, it's unwatchable.

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>>95001810
no? he simply stated that the comic brings him "joy and entertainment" he never said it was unironic entertainment. The subtle joke here (that seems to be miles above your thick head) is that he's laughing AT the book not with it.

>>95001836
Given that the comic is as subtle as a brick to the face, I think the person you're responding to is Gabby "MI GENTE" Lantinx herself.

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>>95001810

>>95000999
>The letter writer is complimenting it for its comedic elements; none of those are intentional, as far as we know

Hence that Room reference

>>95001810
>I can't help but laugh at every other thing every other thing this comic brings to me.
>Hopefully your comics get the love and ratings they deserve.
are you actually Gabby Rivera?

>>95001228
We know guys who have worked on low level Marvel books come here. Priest at least reads /co/ some too. More people in the industry than you think likely read this place and probably post/shitpost along with everyone else since they can't get in trouble for voicing shit here.

>>95001879
I'm going to assume that the people who don't get it are just meta-trolling, given how obvious it was.

>>95001722
So... Kill? Marry? Fuck?

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>>95000647
I'm going to assume someone who picks the letters knows what a piece of shit America is and chose this one on purpose.

>>95001959
I think The people who draw for Marvel make the "How do we fix Marvel?" threads.

Because not even they want to draw their trash stories.

>>95001985
Kill.

>>95001361
I think I found the one legitimately autistic person on /co/.

>>95001985
Kill them all.
God will know his own.

>>95000808
Could easily be both.

>>95002026
There's probably more than one, let's be honest

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>>95000647
The response is worth including.

>>95001943
Don't forget "Sometimes I'm left beyond belief what I've seen printed". If anything it seemed too obvious to me.

>>95001722
that awkward asian guy at the back

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>>95001161

>>95001873
The phrase "it's so bad it's good" doesn't mean something is good senpai. It means that it's watchable, like a trainwreck is fascinating to watch, but it is undoubtedly a bad thing.
"It's so bad it's good" is not a compliment.

>>95002007
>believing that chart is real

>>95001228
Anybody working in comics and cartoons would be completly retarded not to come here. It's the best way to get accurate criticism.

Same for /mlp/ and to a lesser extent /a/ and /v/ you just need to learn to recognize and avoid buthurt waifufags. With those firstvtwo

>>95002007
>/lit/

And Dropped

I require my fiction to have SOME realism.

>>95001361
Notice how there is not a single concrete compliment in the entire letter.

>>95002007
That chart doesn't have a single source
Also it missing some newer boards but whatever

>>95002132
>My feet hurt. I want a rice ball. I never should have moved to this pig disgusting country.

>>95001419
>to what is objectively the worst movie ever made
That's most of modern Russian comedies.
The Room is at least unintentionally funny.

>>95000647
This destroys The Gentry.
Or does it?

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>>95000647
Kek bless you whoever you are, you magnificent bastard

>>95002161
Indeed. /pol/ is obviously much higher. I mean, they figure out geographic locations based on fuel left behind by flights in order to fuck with Shia.

>>95002272
But the higher ones cancel with the literal children that browse it.

>>95000647
KINO

>>95002190
This

Hands up if you ever participated in an iq test that asked you what 4chan boards you frequent

Fucking nobody? That's what I thought.

>>95002106
I'd feel bad for Gabby if it were human.

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>>95001094
>everyone saying he should drop the Room reference
>Keeps it
>gets published anyway

Loving every laugh

>>95001876
They look like a college role playing club

>>95000808
I don't see how both wouldn't be true.

>>95002371
Seriously?
Got a pic?

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>>95001789
>>95001722
This looks like a convention grouping of the exact tumblrfags that will watch a 1930's movie just so they can bitch and moan about how racist, misogynist, and transphobic it is for hours and hours.

I bet they have daily conversations about how Thor is such a horrible white male power fantasy

No wonder Marvel is a completely unaware shitshow

>that autismal shill sperging ITT
HAHAHAHAAH

Holy shit this keeps getting better and better

>>95002106
Top kek

>>95002399
>Seriously?

have you every been to cripplechan?

>>95002443
Marvel being a shitshow has a lot more to do with he top than the bottom desu.

>>95001722
How many Marvel employees do you guys you could taken on?

I'm pretty confident I could fight off all the people in the pic at once.

>>95002371
Wasn't Hurricane sandy hook totally made up as an excuse to take guns away? Like there was no hurricane at all

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>>95002106
Holy fucking christ

>>95000647
>Many of the other members [of my online community] are fans of THE ROOM

They really have no quality control whatsoever there do they?

>>95002505
Whelp, all you really need to do is just say the word Fag or cunt out loud and you have crippled at least half of them into crying in a fetal position, maybe more stopping to break out their phone and blog about the horrible injustice. So you will only really be fighting like....4 people.

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I can't help it but read this letter in Beckett's voice.
It's actually funnier that way

>>95002505
I think I'd start getting tired after about five, unless I just went berserk enough to make them all run away.

>>95002505
Are you in good shape or are you fat/skellington? Because if you're the latter even the beta males could kick your ass.

>>95002106
It's cruel yo laugh at this point, yet I can't stop laughing.

It's like watching a monkey swallow a grenade man.

>>95002295
I'm pretty sure literal children don't care about politics.
They care about comics and cartoons.

>>95002505
I'd fight them all to kill Brevoort.

>>95000647
the best.
thank you anon

>>95000647
>literal mention of The Room
>they STILL didn't get it
>shills in this thead STILL didn't get it
Marvel is a disease for the brain I'm telling you

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>>95002639
You better do as they say, anon.

>>95002106
aww
Gaby sent us a hug, guys!

>>95002517
>Wasn't Hurricane sandy hook totally made up as an excuse to take guns away?

100% all the children were holograms and the parents were all actors paid by THE JEWS

>>95001228
>>95000647
Fake News.
This (((fan letter))) was written by the editors.

>>95002696
Gross. She probably orders at Taco Bell in broken Mexican.

>>95001985
Kill them all
Fuck the milkshakes on their corpses
Marry my court appointed shrink while in jail

>>95002698
>>95002517
There is the fact that you cannot fake an entire fucking hurricane. The town is still there despite what the CNN jews keeps saying over and over again

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>>95000647
>Sometimes I'm left beyond belief what I've seen printed.
10/10 and nothing less

>>95001228
The ones that would go to /co/ realize how shit Marvel is, and only work for them for the sheckles.

>>95002636
>>95002610
>>95002562
>>95002547
>>95002505
>>95002443
>>95001895
>>95001722
>>95001789
>>95001985
>>95002020
>>95002051

Some of you appear to be suspicious. Are you another one of those false-flaggers I've heard so much about? Trying to make the letter associated with people who want to kill editors?

>>95002517
>>95002698
>>95002753
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>95002862
this letter objectively proves Marvel doesn't have editors

>>95001722

I don't think any photos of the editors of the 50's-80's even exist. I'd love to see a comparison.

>>95002696

Jokes on her I'm so white I shit Ska Music.

>>95002696
I'm totally not a hug person. Fucking triggered.

>>95000647
ty, good sir, I really needed these lolz today

>>95002106

Hehe.

>>95003389
Consequently, it's significantly better.

>>95002106
Damn, it's the same as making fun of a child who can't even tell they're being mocked. Seeing someone so clueless being the object of such ridicule is kinda sad.

>>95001086
The fuck does Trump have to do with this?

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>>95002007
>discussion possible at /tv/

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>>95003484
Don't feel too bad about it.

>>95000647
> every time I see it online
> no one's actually paying for this bish

this does my blackened heart good

>>95003550
I take it back.

>>95001004
It's ok Gabby, your work been mentioned on the same vein as The Room should be the biggest award it's ever going to get.

>>95002106
Hey guys, we got hugs!

>>95003550
Who is she talking about what happened? Is this another GROZNALD BLRUMPHH thing you Americans keep autistically screeching about?

>>95001032
>but I feel like I'm missing something here. Is there some hidden message or subtle insult that's in the letter itself
listen /tv/edditor, not everything has to be a bane reference

>>95003677
Only those of us that want them though. She wouldn't push herself on us, that'd be harassment.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, what's wrong with this world?
Why the fuck would someone make sure to not "offend" someone by offering them an imaginary hug?
WHAT THE FUCK

>>95003697
> I don't understand american things
then go fucking post on chanboards in your native goatlander country and stop whining here

>>95001228
>So no one from Marvel ever comes here at all?
there's no "pinterest.com" in the URL

>>95002505
I think I could beat them all in terms of editing skills.

>>95001120
But there surely isn't just that movie with that title, right? Maybe it's a comic or book or whatever.

>>95001305
>A doorbell prank
the comic is the flaming bag of dogshit

>>95000647
Holy Shit! Hahaha!

>>95003712
why are you getting offended over someone saying "I won't touch you if you don't want to be touched"

>>95001007
>Marvel editorial
Now THAT's a funny joke!

>>95003484
Yeah, but being ridiculed by the shy nerd gang whom nobody likes anyways isn't a thing that would make me lose sleep.
On the other hand, that thing is disgusting.

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>>95000647

Let's write another one guys.

>>95003843
I'm not getting offended. I'm getting flabbergasted.
And it's not at not touching someone who doesn't want to be touched. It's at not imaginary touching someone who might not want to be real touched.

I think the book has become overblown on here, but this is indeed great.

>>95001419
I thought America was banging some white chick that got kidnapped by a bunch of D Va look alikes

Did she dump her?

>>95004106
Yeah, America said she couldn't handle a long distance relationship. Despite her being able to instantly teleport anywhere in the multiverse. Of course I don't need to say it has absolutely nothing, no way, nada to do with the girlfriend being white.

>>95001161
it´s time updated this

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I don't know what's most funny; the fact that the letter got printed, or the anons in this thread who are too stupid to get the joke, but still think they did.

>>95004025
>HOLY MENSTRUATION
Its really not Gabby, you should go back to your previous job.

>>95004250
anon I think you think you're in the storytime thread

>>95003947
see how obvious we can make it seems how this one went over a few anons heads

>>95004309
The strong should not bow to the wishes of the weak, anon.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Neogaf found out.

>>95004360
>/co/ is anti-Trump
First off, you're assuming that /co/ is a hivemind.
Secondly, take a look at the Savage Dragon thread.

You have to realize what this means.
One got past.
Imagine how many more could get though.

>>95004394
We're not reddit/tumblr/facebook. We value originality. We do smart and original jokes only.

>>95004394
If the guy in the other thread is telling the truth then at least two joke letters from /co/ have already gotten through in America alone.

>>95004360
I'm not

>>95004358
why are you on Neogaf

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>>95004408

>>95003947
LETS DO THIS GUYS
New name : Conard

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>>95004360
Got some bad news for ya anon.

>>95004432
I have a cringe fetish and it fuels it.
plus, when we have mcu threads, you like it when I get posters from there and post them here before anons catch wind of them

Solely lurking of course, I'd never make an account there.

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>>95004432
It's obvious he posted it there because he's >>95000948
>>95000940
>>95001004

as in, the upset faggy anon of the day.

And before you tell me I'm an homophobe, I'm gay and even I wouldn't retort to acting in such a cowardly way.

>>95004474
why would I tell you you're a homophobe? /co/mblr is a myth.

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>>95000647
I've never been so proud to be with all of you /co/mrades until today.

>>95004474
No, I'm this>>95004473
Don't spread lies for me.

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>>95000409
>That fucking response

These people, man. These people.

>>95004526
Oh phew, you're not that bad, then.

Still weird, but eh. we all are weird at some point.

>>95004358
Where?

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>>95003947
Dear Gabby,

When I got to the end of this issue I had a grin from ear to ear! There's nothing quite like this book out there, and I make sure all my friends know about it!
I've been thinking of trying to get into the industry, and AMERICA CHAVEZ is one of the most important examples I can think of when asking what it takes to make a comic. Your writing, as well as a few of your comrades at MARVEL, have really been guideposts for me! (Don't worry, you're still #1 in my book ;^) !)
Really hope you get to know how much you, and your book mean to me!

Absolutely watching out for AMERICA,
Colette

[Needs some work I think]

>>95004650

This one seems unironically positive, there's no insults in it.

>>95004634
I won't link to that place, it's not good manners. But if you go to the off-topic community part of their site, you'll find the comic thread and it's in the last page. Not many replies though, nothing amusing. Though it did make one person sad.

>>95004650
It has no insults, what is the point.
Atleast add a secret code in it or something.

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>Every time I see it online

>>95004722
Everyone with a brain is anti-trump. Your epic memes didn't suddenly not make him a retarded manchild.

>>95004700
>>95004728
>I couldn't stop laughing at your book
>you book is uniquely bad
>and I warn all my friends about it
>America Chavez is one of the most important examples of what not to do
>You are the #1 worst writer at Marvel
it's perhaps too subtle when really we should be going the opposite direction to see how far we can go

>>95004736
Trump is already president, numbnuts. Being anti-Trump means only one of two things: 1) You want anarchy in the US; 2) You want Pence to be president.

>>95004650

This has too little bite

>>95004731
Fuck me, I didn't even catch that bit

>>95004650
Needs a lot of work. It's pretty harmless. Try this:

When I got to the end of this issue I just could not. Stop. SMILING! There's nothing quite like this book out there, and I make sure to get all my friends to read it week-in, week-out, because I want them to see just what it is that puts such a big smile on my face. I've thought of getting into the industry and its book like this that give me hope that maybe one day I might just manage to do exactly that.
I just really wanted to let you know that this book never fails to surprise me and I hope it remains a trove of treasures for years to come.

Literally in awe of you and the team,
Colette

>>95004250
I mean it's definitely shit but people talk about it too much. It's not even funny shit, it's just bad.

>>95004752
Mike "If he sucks the cock, he gets a shock" Pence at the very least wouldn't aggravate the rest of the world by being a blatant asshole to everyone

also he probably wouldn't be using the presidency solely to stroke his ego and sell $40 hats

>>95004746
I mean I can see the backhanded "I let all my friends know about it," but it just seems TOO subtle.

>>95004776
This one seems better at a glance

I still think the best part of the first one was that it wasn't as subtle, so it was funny that it got through and Gabby didn't see the insult.

>>95004776
This is good.
A few references or codes and it will be good to go.

Lets help this anon to write another letter /co/

>>95004776
i like it but i think we can go further

>>95004776
>Literally in awe of you and the team
Perfect.

>>95001541
>MUH INSIDE JOKES
And you seem be a >>>/r/eddit tourist.

>>95004776
it needs to be even less subtle than the OP or it won't be as funny

I am literally stunned by the depths you plumb every month with this book. From the jaw-dropping art, to the uniquely cultured dialogue, every piece of this comic creates a truly fascinating whole. I haven't had this much fun reading a comic since the Luna Brothers' GIRLS. I am in awe of how far you take it with every issue, and I look forward to sharing this with my friends every month

Best,
Conrad

>>95004650
>>95004776
Not enough fake spanish

>>95004776
the " in awe" is pretty great.

I feel like you guys should make one making fun of the terrible spanish.

You do know there's a chance she'll find out and might be in this thread later right?
She can't be that dumb

>>95004812
>>95004819
>>95004832
>>95004834
Anon who wrote it here. Yeah, it still needs some ironing out.

I don't speak Spanish, but I agree with this anon >>95004932. Any Lati/co/s wanna pitch something in?

>>95004951
>I don't speak Spanish

don't worry, she won't notice.

>>95004947
And if not her, other people from Marvel read /co/.

>>95004947
So what? Then they just don't publish the second joke. Or maybe they do and answer jokingly in return.

It's all in good fun. No one's getting hurt here.

>>95004932
>>95004951
yeah, like praise the use of spanish. but then end with purple monkey dishwater in spanish, spelt wrong or something.
Or a peggy hill spanish reference.

>>95004951
Some Latino insults? or something like that?

Chileanbro btw

https://mobile.twitter.com/socialmediasbro/status/902973940200599552
She knows

>>95004970
>>95004971
Bit o' both of these, I'm thinking. If there are any mild insults or double entendres, that'd be best way to go.

>>95004999
>https://mobile.twitter.com/socialmediasbro/status/902973940200599552


WEW

>>95004912
What's wrong with GIRLS?

>>95004999
>phoneposter

And that doesn't mean she knows unless she likes it or something. A lot of people with verified accounts don't even have mentions turned on for non-verified ones.

But again, does it matter if she knows?

>>95005040
a lot

>>95004971
>"Querida Gabby. Yo y mis amigxs (todos wecos y lesos) siempre leemos tu comic cuando nos chupamos los manguacos"

>>95005052
All right, what does that say? I feel like including the Spanish will guarantee publication.

>>95005071
"Dear Gabby. Me and my friends (all fag and crazy) always read your comic when we suck each others cocks"

>>95004650
>>95004776

Too subtle. At least the OP one I can understand and definitively point out the 'oh they insulted the comic here by comparing it to that'.

You need stuff to be able to pick it apart and add codes maybe.

>>95004951
that could work some insults have a different meaning depending on the Latino American countries "coger" means grab on Spain and Colombia but it means fuck on Argentine

>>95005021
Use uncommon or outdated Spanish insults like they were actually words of praise. She only pretends to speak Spanish, so she won't be able to tell.

Words like 'alcornoque', 'estulto/-a', 'nefelibata', 'prosaico/-a', etc. Especially, 'prosaico/-a', because it's a false friend.

>>95005052
>>95005108

Not a Spanish speaker but I think that's a little too obvious.

>>95005052
>>95005108
well thats too obviously /co/.

>>95005052
>>95005021

I feel like ending the letter with something like

>Saludos
>Rosamel Fierro

Would go better

>>95005176
>Rosamel Fierro
Or Aquiles Bailoyó.

>>95004106
>>95004151
Oh man that's bad.

>>95005176
>Zamudio

>>95005040
It's a horrible mix of the game Facade, a zombie apocalypse, and Jurassic Park

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>>95004776
>Preferring this one so far. Changed the last line a bit.

Dear Gabby,
When I got to the end of this issue I just could not. Stop. SMILING! There's nothing quite like this book out there, and I make sure to get all my friends to read it week-in, week-out, because I want them to see just what it is that puts such a big smile on my face. I've thought of getting into the industry and its book like this that give me hope that maybe one day I might just manage to do exactly that.
I just really wanted to let you know that this book never fails to surprise me and that it continues to define the modern MARVEL comic book!

Literally in awe of you and the team,
Colette

>Don't know where to inject any bad Spanish though.

"Dear Gabby, I can't tell you how happy I am that a comic exists that appreciates the Latino community. I was on the fence before, not sure about jumping into comics, but you changed that. I'm going to try and get my brothers and sisters into America too if I can!"

>>95005241
now this is quality

>>95005233
I like what you've done with that last line. Currently doing another wee edit.

>>95005241
You sir, are a fucking genius.

>>95001060
FIRE ME, BOY

>>95005241
Gold.

>>95005195
>>95005228
>Aquiles Baeza Parada
>Débora Melo
>Debora Cabezas Parada
>Elsa Polindo

>>95005241
Now that's the stuff

>>95005233
>>95005250
These plus some bad Spanish should do the trick.

>>95004650
>>95004776

Guys add this in; >>95005241

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>>95005241
Perfect

I'm a cartoonfag and even I think this is one of the best things to come from this board in a longass time.

>>95003947
I'm game. What book?

>>95000647
The cheeky cunt actually got printed, what a time to be alive.

>>95004650
>>95005250
All right, lads.

>Hey Gabby!
>Just put down America #5 and I cannot. Stop. SMILING! There's nothing quite like this book out there, and I make sure to get all my friends to read it week-in, week-out, because I want them to see just what it is that puts such a big smile on my face. I can't tell you how happy I am that a comic exists that appreciates the Latino community. I was on the fence before, not sure about jumping into comics, but you changed that. I'm going to try and get my brothers and sisters into America too if I can! I just really wanted to let you know that this book never fails to surprise me and that it continues to define the modern MARVEL comic book!

>Literally in awe of you and the team,
>Colette

We still need some shitty Spanish in there, I reckon but this should be good. Much appreciate the additions, I would not have thought of half of this.

>>95005382
Just insert it randomly like Gabby does

>>95005382
>We still need some shitty Spanish in there,

Ending with some of these >>95005304 >>95005195 instead of Colette

>>95004650
>and AMERICA CHAVEZ is one of the most important examples I can think of when asking what it takes to make a comic.

>and AMERICA CHAVEZ is an inspiring book that makes me believe in myself that I can succeed.

>>95004776
Needs a subtle Pepe reference.

>>95005382
Use the Spanish versions of bro/sis but use the wrong formality

>>95001060
At no point in the letter does it say the comic is good.

>>95005451
I like it.

>>95005451
>Use the Spanish versions of bro/sis
Which one? we have many.

>>95003510
Not him but it's an example of the sort of unsubtle memeing in real life fairy shit he's talking about

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>>95005477
Doesn't matter I think.
>>95005451
>Hey Gabby!
>Just put down America #5 and I cannot. Stop. SMILING! There's nothing quite like this book out there, and I make sure to get all my friends to read it week-in, week-out, because I want them to see just what it is that puts such a big smile on my face. I can't tell you how happy I am that a comic exists that appreciates the Latino community. I was on the fence before, not sure about jumping into comics, but you changed that. I'm going to try and get my hermanos and hermanas into America too if I can! I just really wanted to let you know that this book never fails to surprise me and that it continues to define the modern MARVEL comic book!

>Literally in awe of you and the team,
>Colette

>>95005516
Have it as:
>my hermanaos and hermanas into AMEIRCA too

Really emphasise the America so it looks like the book title but also is an obvious putting on display of the word.

>>95003677
Only if we're huggers. It's okay if you're not.

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>>95001081
If you go to previous America threads, an anon posted what was essentially a draft of that exact same letter (pic related). A lot of people pointed out that the reference to The Room was too obvious and it'd never actually get printed if it was sent in.

Yet again, Marvel proves to be lower than our expectations.

>>95005516
Tried to add a bit

>Hola Gabby!
>Just put down America #5 and I cannot. Stop. SMILING! There's nothing quite like this book out there, and I make sure to get all mis amigos to read it week-in, week-out, because I want them to see just what it is that puts such a big smile on my face. I can't tell you how happy I am that a comic exists that appreciates the Latino community. I was on the fence before, not sure about jumping into comics, but you changed that. I'm going to try and get my hermanos and hermanas into AMERICA too if I can! I just really wanted to let you know that this book never fails to surprise me and that it continues to define the modern MARVEL comic book! I am literally in awe of you and the team.

>Besos y abrazos,
>Colette

>>95005176
Paco Jones "cojones" balls
Aitor Tilla "tortilla"
Pamela Rosas "Me la rosa" she rubs my
Alma Madero "mamadero, or mamar" blowjob
Debora Testa "eat my"
Rosa Melcacho "Rub my vagina"
Paco Jerte "Cojete" dick
Paco Mermela "Come me la" eat my
Elba Gina "vagina"

Rita zola or Rita loza backwards it means "the whore" "la zorrita"

>>95005516
>and get my hermanos and hermanas into America

How about

>and get my compañeros into America

Can be changed to "compañer@s" for a more informal referral to both masculine and feminine forms of the word or "compañeros/as" for the same but formal. Its literally companions but can refer to classmates or coworkers and in some places is used instead of comrade in unions or communist parties.

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>>95004947
>marvel becomes paranoid that any seemingly harmless fan letter is actually some kind of elaborate /co/ joke

>>95005646
Might be too clever for its own good. the Bro/Sis thing is just right in my opinion.
>>95005611
Maybe make one of these Colette's last name?