Damn she's hot
There's an entire porn comic of her getting fucked by a gorilla
>>94990462
How many times do you think she and Tarzan fuck a day?
>>94990462
Disney makes some top notch qt3.14s
>>94990552
If her dad didn't decide to stay in the jungle and be a third wheel, probably a whole lot more.
>>94990554
t. pedophile
>>94990546
Blacked?
>>94990462
No shit. She's wearing a petticoat in a jungle.
>>94990813
Moralfag, Moralfag, Go away. Come again another day.
>>94990462
>she
Anon, that's a drawing.
>>94990546
sauce?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahVKiBDMBHw
>>94990997
look up Jane Porter Rule 34
>>94990546
Don't gorillas have needle dicks?
>>94990554
I swear to god they were drawing Alice in some pinup poses and then hiding it with that dress.
>>94990462
She's not even anything like the book Jane Porter, who was a hot, young, blonde girl from Baltimore. She's very American. Tarzan barely interacted with her, but after spending his whole life in the jungle and never seeing his own people, white people, he was awestruck by her beauty. His natural instinct to fuck took over and we went straight into being loving and protective of her.
She was with him for a day after he saved her from Terkoz thinking she was Tarzan's mate so he was going to take her and cuck him. Tarzan killed Terkoz, took care of Jane for about a day and then lead her to own people again.
He had to jet off to save this french guy who was looking for Jane and her father's crew (who got stranded there due to mutiny by a crew of the vessel they were on). When Tarzan got back to the beach where they were, Jane had been rescued and taken off to America. Where Tarzan comes, fully dressed and civilized with the help of his french guy soldier friend to win her over and give back this family treasure they left there in the jungle. Basically paying off this guy Jane was going to marry because of the debt of her father.
There was this other guy, Greystoke, who was after Jane the whole time. Greystoke is an english gentlemen who's actually related to Tarzan and Tarzan is the heir of the estate. Tarzan's the English one here, Disney Jane was like taking Jane and Greystoke and fusing them together.
Also, Tarzan really hates black people and doesn't even acknowledge them as actual humans and considers them lower than the apes he was raised by.
>>94990552
They never fucked. At least not in the first book. Tarzan is a pure gentlemen from noble blood Anon, even if he was raised outside civilization.
>>94990462
>>94990552
>>94990554
>>94990960
>>94991277
omg thiccc huhuhuhuhuh am I cool yet Redditt
>>94990462
Terrible movie, top-tier waifu.
>>94990554
>t. lewis carroll
Just remember the real Alice Liddell next time you want to wank to the cartoon one, anon
>>94990813
Just like Walt and possible Carol himself
>>94991277
But they used an actual little girl to pose for their keyframe sketches
>>94991448
Jeez... the guy on the right...
>>94991448
/tv/ on the right.
>>94991423
I'll be sure to do that, anon!
>>94990462
Built for sex.
>>94990546
THE CUM HAS ARRIIIIIIVED
>>94992110
>Frozenfag ruins another thread
>>94992137
It was already ruined by the pedos sweating over Alice.
>>94992152
So many whiny white knights these days.
Eilonwy is massively underrated. It's a shame she's so obscure. Great design.
>>94992738
She ends up being a hottie in the later books too. Especially when she gets her princess training. God I will never not be mad at disney for FUCKING me out of an animated series from those books.
>>94992794
And instead years later you get shit like Brave.
>>94991339
To be fair apes have an excuse for be the way they are, blacks are supposedly human.
>>94992832
I maintain that we live in the worst disney timeline
>>94992852
That's like literally the point the book makes too.
>>94992832
>Eyebrows also blonde
I approve of this. Take note, Hollywood.
Now I want to find a fic with the focus on Jane, Belle, and Elsa.
Look what you've made me do, /co/.
>>94993000
Why Belle?
Ranking of best Disney girls I:
Official Disney Princesses:
>01. Elsa(She's still a Disney Princess to me, even if she's technically a queen and even if the Frozen characters aren't on the official Disney Princess roster)
>02. Rapunzel
>03. Mulan
>04. Ariel
>05. Anna(Same case as Elsa)
>06. Belle
>07. Aurora
Non-princesses from Disney Animated Canon:
>01.Judy Hopps(I am not a furry but I still like her)
>02.Amelia(Same case as Judy Hopps, but replace an anthromorphic bunny with a catgirl alien)
>03. Esmeralda (Yes, I know she was once considered a Disney Princess but she was later removed from the roster)
>04. Honey Lemon
>05. Anita
>06. Jane (Same case as Esmeralda)
>07. Sarah Hawkins
Pixar:
>01.Riley Andersen
>02. Merida (She's officially a Disney Princess but she is from a Pixar film, which is why she's here instead)
>03. Violet
>04.Ellie (as an adult)
>05. Mrs. Andersen(the movie and official material give different names for Riley's mother)
>06. Elinor
>07.Jessie (Toy Story)
>>94993027
Bookish girls.
Ranking of best Disney girls II:
Disney live-action films (non-Lucasfilm or Marvel):
>01. Tricia "Trillian" McMillan (Screw it, Disney made the H2G2 movie adaptation even if they released it under Touchstone, so it counts. Also, Zooey Deschanel is really hot in this movie. In fact, the H2G2 movie was what really convinced me to start my Blu-ray collection 10 years ago. Not just for the top-notch visual effects and because the movie was actually really good, but also because seeing Zooey Deschannel's fine skin and pretty face in 1080p was well worth the upgrade)
>02. Giselle (Yes, I know she started as an animated character before turning into live-action, but Enchanted is technically not part of the Disney Animated Canon and is considered a live-action movie)
>03. Quorra
>04. Elizabeth Swann
>05. Julie Andrews!Mary Poppins
>06. Live-Action!Belle (I can include the remake incarnations of animated characters)
>07. Live-Action!Cinderella
Lucasfilm:
>01. Jyn Erso
>02. Rey
>03. Elsa Schneider(not to be confused with the Elsa from Frozen, this Elsa is the Nazi lady from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)
>04. Leia Organa
>05. Padmé Amidala
>06. Marion Ravenwood
>07. Willie Scott
Marvel Cinematic Universe:
>01. Ayesha
>02. Black Widow
>03. Virginia Potts
>04. Scarlet Witch
>05. Hope Van Dyne
>06. Agent Peggy Carter
>07. Gamora
I can't decide who is best Disney girl overall but I think it would bea tie between.Jyn Erso and Trillian
>>94993060
>when your tastes align near perfectly with a literal autist
I need to reexamine my life
Ranking of best Disney girls III:
There are also some runner-ups which didn't quite make the mark because of some stiff competition or other reasons.
They are:
>Taylor Swift's character from the Hannah Montana movie (I don't know if her character's name was ever mentioned or if she was referred to her with her actual name, but I don't want to mention this trainwreck of a movie, even if Taylor Swift's character was more or less the only redeeming value of it all. If I included her, she would probably be the best overall girl, maybe even beating Jyn Erso and Tricia "Trillian" McMillan. I never watched the movie, to be honest, which was another reason why I didn't include her. But Taylor Swift's song from the Hannah Montana movie: Crazier, was great. Too bad it had to be associated with the Hannah Montana movie, it would've been great if it was included with her second album: Fearless.)
>Ms. Edmunds (Bridge to Terabithia) (It will be redundant to include her here since there is already another Zooey Deschanel character here: Tricia "Trillian" McMillan.)
>Mary (The Muppets (2011)) (It will be redundant to include her since there is already another Amy Adams character here: Giselle)
>The three female X-Wing pilots from the deleted scenes of Return of the Jedi (their names were never mentioned, as far as I know)
>Vanellope Von Schweetz
>Wendy Darling
>Snow White
>Cinderella
>Eilonwy
>Live-Action!Alice
>Live-Action!Aurora
>Live-Action!Cruella De Vil (Glenn Close) (They are making yet another remake of 101 Dalmatians, this time, it'll be titled Cruella, and it will focus on Cruella De Vil who will be played by Emma Stone, only time will tell if Emma Stone will live up to Glenn Close, both in terms of acting and looks)
>Mon Mothma
>Aayla Secura
>Young Beru Lars from Attack of the Clones and the ending of Revenge of the Sith
>Irina Spalko
Ranking of best Disney girls IV:
No Category:
>Mabel Pines
>Pacifica
>Star Butterfly
>Kairi (Screw it, I can include Kingdom Hearts characters because they are technically categorized as Disney characters, which is why they aren't on Dissidia)
>Aqua (Same case as Kairi)
>>94993060
I've seen this posted before and it's still just as awful
>>94993060
I think I disagree with you on a fundamental, nearly existential level. But eh, different strokes and all that.
>>94992832
o hai /pol/, of course you hate Brave because muh feminism.
Not because of the lousy plot structure and the 4th wall breaking of the wacky witch who went against the seriousness of the rest of the story.
>>94993060
>>94993074
>>94993083
>>94993088
It's so odd how we seem to like absolutely none of the same things. Like our tastes are diametrically opposed. You'd think there'd be a single shred of common ground but I swear to you there is not.
>>94993060
Although I strongly disagree with your picks for no. 1 Disney princess and no. 1 non-princess, I respect the amount of thought you put into this.
>>94993116
No I hated Brave because it was a terrible movie where no one learned anything, and was billed as an adventure judging by the previews and was instead a half-assed drama about a selfish brat.
>>94993125
I never knew Eilonwy made such great reaction images
>>94993060
>>94993211
>List is entirely based on looks and not their actual character
That being said sameface Elsa and Anna should not be anywhere near the top
>>94993211
>Pocahontas too ugly to live
What is this I don't even
>>94991386
>>94993253
It is based on both their looks and personality
>>94993481
Surely you can't be serious.
>>94991448
kek they arent even trying to hide their lust
>>94993116
>looking this hard for a figth
go to a bar mate
>>94993211
>Ariel, Belle and Jasmine
>Gold Standard
>Not Tiana, Megara, and Esmeralda
Who the hell made this list
>>94993211
i would totaly dive into the styx for megara
Tirana is my favorite.
Tiana best girl
Pro tip: youcan only do that if you say you're not into brown girls
>>94993615
It was a different time. Decade. Era. You know, whatever.
>>94993739
>Forgot to add the prove me wrong
Kill me
>>94993116
>>94993138
I hated Brave because the princess wasn't even hot.
>>94993211
Who is the uber retard who thinks Atlantis The Lost Empire is a poor movie?
>>94993211
who is that one under jane?
>>94993860
Some broad from that Big Hero robot movie I think?
>>94993815
To be fair it's wasn't groundbreaking and just very stock action movie. Still pretty good but not exactly amazing.
2nd was cool, but it was pretty trash and kinda obvious that yeah it was all just stitched together from the never made TV show.
>>94990462
She looks like that one half-Asian Jew from facialabuse.
>>94990991
You don't have to refer to imaginary people as "it" unless you're specifically trying to highlight the imagination of them.
Examples:
This is a drawing of a girl.
1)It was done in pencil
2)The girl is smiling - she's happy in the picture. I definitely would fuck that girl in real life.
>>94993937
Wtf you are so right
>>94994092
>>94991451
wtf? this can't be true
>>94990462
I like how her makeup is perfect even though she is in tropical jungle.
>>94993860
Honey Lemon
>>94993211
Whoever made this list needs to apply themselves this shits mad wrong
>>94994597
They wanted her to be the top girl but thicc Asian lesbian is hotter.
>>94993060
>even if the Frozen characters aren't on the official Disney Princess roster
you fucking high m8? Elsa and Anna are all over that shit and are some of their biggest characters
>>94993060
>>94993074
>>94993083
>>94993088
>>94995092
What a tripfag indeed.
>>94994718
They aren't included on the Disney Princess roster because Frozen is selling enough merchandise on it's own to this day.
It still doesn't require the Disney Princess brand.
>>94993743
>Shirley Temple is dead now
>>94990462
She's underrated, but I'm more for some gypsy x princess action
>>94993211
>Pocahontas
>too ugly
entire opinion disregarded on that alone
>>94991448
>>94990813
Once in photography class we have to to make a presentation in front of the class about various important photographers. somebody got to show Lewis Carroll whos real name was Charles Dodgson photos. Is fair to say that every body was really uncomfortable looking at those pictures.
>>94991339
So they fused the love rival and the love interest in one single character?
>>94990991
Why you're here?
>>94991183
Crossover ships are the worst.
Consider pic related
>>94991423
>Terrible movie
Anon won't put his faith in what he most believes in.
>>94991386
Alice is underage you sick pedophile.
I am a simple man with simple tastes
I like blonde girls with alot of hair and cheerful upbeat personalities who can handle themselves in a fightthe whole barefoot thing wasn't bad either
>>94990554
You got that right!
>>94994694
This
>>94993211
>Kida
>Your movie sucked
Literally die in an avalanche.
>>94995728
Looks too anime.
>>94993211
>Pocahontas
>Ugly
>>94993211
>Gives Pocahontas nice dick sucking lips
>Calls her ugly
>>94993116
>muh/pol/ boogieman
>Reddit spacing
I wonder
>>94993211
>Princess and the Frog sucked
Keep your shit taste to yourself please.
>>94990552
>that gif
You know she's rubbing and sliding on that dick. Hell, you know his dick is protruding, that's just a loin cloth.
14 year old me was so confused
>>94991423
is that...a visible nipple?
>>94993253
Yeah. Move Anna one tier below. She's cute, but Elsa definitely outshines her.
>>94997137
shit, meant to spoiler that part
>>94991339
You almost caught me, better luck next time.
>>94997164
I never understood what people see in Elsa.
Always though Anna is a lot more cute and beautiful.
Could just be that I'm not a big fan of blondes to begin with, but I also like Anna's face more.
>>94994597
Consentacles > Tentacle Rape
>>94991339
Isn't movie Jane based on Jane Goodall, the British primatologist?
>>94995323
Partly true. They haven't "Officially" become a part of it, but they are already bundled with a lot of Disney Princess™ merch. Also, it's literal autism to say "Not really Disney Princesses" because it's even if they aren't "official," it's fucking inevitable.
https://youtu.be/NWko8a2aEQQ
>>94996893
About what?
>>94998050
Why my pee-thingie hardened at that sight
But seriously, what else?
>>94993211
Honey Lemon and Jane being anywhere other than the very top is just wrong.
>>94992110
>posts fan art
lmao
>>94998081
You were confused by being attracted to a woman at 14?
>>94993211
>Tinker bell not being hot tier
Even the fucking animators lewded her
>>94998195
To a CARTOON woman, yes
>>94993211
i know she aint a disney princess but why do people forget about her
she literally would be a perfect wife once she 18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1-BE_ASSyA
>>94990813
>pedophile
Hebephile you retard. The entire story is about her learning to cope with her body changing because of puberty. You wanna throw buzzwords out how about throwing the correct one out.
>>94993481
That just makes it even worse
>>94991183
I still can't get over Thrax out of fucking nowhere.
>>94997644
>Consentacles
>on male
Jane is for rape.
>>94998287
>The entire story is about her learning to cope with her body changing because of puberty.
Alice is seven years old.
>>94990554
I have zero interest in loli and yet there's something about Alice that I can't help but be attracted to
>>94993060
>(I am not a furry but I still like her)
>I am not a furry
>They still consider Mulan a Disney Princess
Triggered.
>>94993739
I want to save her from her mediocre movie
>>94998897
What is it about treasure planet that makes its fans like this. I rewatched it a few months ago, Amelia is barely in the second half of the movie because she's injured or something. The whole pacing is off
>>94991233
The opposite, more like tuna cans. They've got girth but no length.
>>94999441
>The erect gorilla penis is only 3-6 cm long
>>94995808
She's a cartoon, she's cute, so I don't give a fuck. Stop being so stupidly sentimental over drawings.
>>94990462
True, she should go under some shade
>>94992137
It's just one pic man
>placing the bland, boring generic cunts from Frozen anywhere but the bottom of Disney waifu rankings
Absolutely shit taste
>not placing Maid Marian, Mrs Bianca, Captain Amelia, Judy Hoops, and Nala all at the top
Unforgivably autistic shit taste
This whole thread and no one has posted objectively sexiest Disney girl?
>>94993211
whoa, this artists managed to make lilo hot.
I'm impressed.
>>94995427
why?
>>94990888
Gorillas have small dicks anon.
>>95001259
Proportional to their bodies, anon.
>>94991339
>Also, Tarzan really hates black people and doesn't even acknowledge them as actual humans and considers them lower than the apes he was raised by.
Well fuck you too Tarzan.
>>94992897
So it's just racial propaganda.
>>95000954
Trust me he isn't the only one to pull that one off.
>>95001014
Carroll liked to take nude glamour photos of young girls. Parents at the time saw nothing wrong with his admiration of the prepubescent female form. It supposedly wasn't meant to be pornographic, but obviously carries a stigma today.
>>94993211
>Atlantis sucked
>>94993211
>Sally
>ugly
le fucking garbage
>>94990546
The ones where she fucks the space cat are better.
>>95001269
Pound for point, humans have bigger dicks than all other primates, despite East/South Asia weighing us down.
>>95001498
*pound
>>94993815
The characters' personalities carried that film. The story was kinda bland and often bullshit. And the animemation suffered from time to time. And some of the characters looked blocky?
Helga should replace Kida on the list.
>>94993211
>Not including the best Disney waifu
As long as you going to have a furfaggotry section, you might as well include top-tier ones.
>>94998280
Fun fact: When an Indian girl gets married, her age of consent goes down to 15.
>>94993211
>>Calling Moana an animal
I wonder who could be behind this post
>>94993517
I am, but that:
>>94993743
is Shirley.
>>95002156
Anon could you go be buzzkill elsewhere, we're appreciating art here
>Hottest 2D girl
Jasmine
>Hottest 3D girl
Moana
>>95001893
one of the best Disney milfs right there
>>95003023
That's a guy, isn't it?I'd still hit it.
>>94990554
Daughteru only, anon-kun.Not even the best Alice.
>>95003478
>pyscho killer
>got raped by everyone in the asylum
>best
Anon I...
>>95003519
the scary nutjob ones are the hottest
>>94990554
I remember that one time I found a provocative series of pics of her staring my fetish. I sent the artist a PM asking him if he'd done any more explicit versions. Against all odds he had, and to my knowledge I'm the only person who has a copy beside him.
>>95003519
My intentions are pure, anon, I just wanna hug her.
>>95003731
Don't stick your dick in crazy
>>95003806
what about just sticking it *on* her, is that fine?
>>94995427
>tfwI was that guy that presented on Dodgson in photography class
>>95003478
>>95003960
Your picture makes a very convincing point.
>>95000954
>implying lilo isn't hot on model
Those are fighting words
>>95002776
nice taste
>>94990554
You're gosh darn correct.
finally, an excuse to post this, but I do think it needs to be updated with more choices
>>95004930
>was born before the invention of the personality
I laughed.
>>94990462
>Jane
>Mulan
>Nani
>Esmeralda
Realizing that my favorite Disney girls have nothing to do with royalty.
>>95004930
hey what's wrong with Merida's hair?
>>95004930
Merida
>That hair
>That accent
Hate to break it to you, but you're gay, anon.
>>95003960
Needs to have Doppler and Tarzan in the background looking both confused at aroused at the same time.
>>95004930
>Mentions Alice is very underage.
>Says Esmerelda is 16.
>No mention of Mulan and Ariel being 16, Jasmine being 15, or Snow White being 14.
>>95004930
>voted for SNP, now feeling awkward about it.
>>95003758
Nice. Lucky jerk.
>>95004804
This is great. This image alone would make the whole thread worth it for me.
>>94999484
And thick enough to make your woman's vagina lips and clit sing to high heaven.
Not all women are about that cervix slamming life. Thicc dicks break chicks.
>>95004930
what's up with the Rapunzel one? it doesn't even mention all that wonderful smothering hair
>>94990462
>TFW there's an entire pack of chun-li dounjins that pretty much looks like Jane
im not kidding
>>95004930
I was young.
>>94993211
>Sally
>in any way ugly
Fuck the artist, fuck you, fuck your family and pets, and fuck everyone in this thread.
>>94993211
[Eddie Redmayne face.jpg]
>>95004930
>worse comes to worst, goes well with tartar sauce
fucking lol
>>94998220
Were you raised by fucking Puritans?
>>95004930
>Esmerallda
Some one has never been around a real life gypse.
>>95004930
>- is like 16
>missed out Ariel who is 15
>doesn't realise most Disney princesses are like 15-17
>>95005423
The outfits in that game were hnnng
>>95005667
Would you watch a Disney movie with a christmas cake for a princess?
>>95005667
I always saw Ariel as 16
>>95004930
Nala is a pleb choice anyway.
>>95005814
>Rawr
I wish we had a new honey pot board for you people.
>>95005773
Gimme an Aunt Cass feature
>>95005667
>- is like 16
Indeed that's a minus. Here's a better mermaid who isn't too old.
>>94991339
>Tarzan really hates black people and doesn't even acknowledge them as actual humans and considers them lower than the apes he was raised by.
Just stop.
you know I only found out about half an hour ago Rapunzel is 18, I thought she was always 16 ever since tangled first came out...huh, I feel less shameful now, as though a great weight has been lifted
>>95006191
It's true, you faggot.
>>95005920
>Here's a better mermaid who isn't too old.
You. You are a good person.
>>94993211
>Attractive Irish girl
>Too ugly to live tier
Fuck whoever made that
>>95001602
Fun Fact: The Voice Actress for Helga was the top billed performer for the FMV cutscenes in the game, Solar Eclipse. She's the Commanding Officer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1mRvXYosxY
>>95006315
>Irish
>>95006315
>Attractive Irish girl
is this bait?
>>94993060
>>94993074
>>94993083
>>94993088
>all this ranking for fictitional female charactrs of Western animation
>no Don Bluth or other non-Disney animated classics
You had 1 (one) job.
>>95006388
>red hair
>not Irish
>>95006473
red hair is just as Scottish as it is Irish
>>95001893
>it's 1950 or something
>let's hand draw a kids movie
>lets include a massively fuckable MILK PUSSY so all the american dads in the audience question their concept of love, life, reality while sitting next to their wives and kids
>but why?
>dunno lmao
>>95006473
Red Hair is shown to be more nordic.
It can also be a side effect of inter marrying, as evidenced by the DNA from Ramesses II.
>>94990813
>>95006258
That's only because black men killed his gorilla friend. In later books he protects black tribes from commies.
>>95006842
Where do YOU think you are? This isn't
>>>/tv/
>>94993211
For the record that graphic doesn't speak for me.
>>95007634
>complaining about where the picture came from
Not an argument, retard
>>95007738
I think he just means that /tv/ is known for having admirers of the youthful female form. But time was that wasn't a trait unique to /tv/ around this site. These fucking moralfags from tumblr and elsewhere are a scourge.
>>95006562
>kangposters will go into this amount of denial after it was proven Egyptian nobility were from the north
>>95007738
I wasn't complaining about where the pic came from, moron. I was telling you to go back to /tv/ where all the other pedos are.
>>95008091
Whatever, retard. Fuck off with your whiteknight shit.
I would legit fuck Merida but I imagine there would be a struggle to bed such a woman,maybe even a lite chase. When I finally pinned her,the smell of body odor and most haggis would be enough to drive any man away. Fortunately for me this would only strengthen my arousal.
>>95008746
Dude, I just wanna hear her say nasty shit in that accent.
>>95008826
>>95008746
I want her to scream "you'll never take my freedom!" as I plough into that orange Forrestor do we call it a Loch considering it's pretty damp?
>>94992738
What makes Eilonwy cute aside from her design? She seems to be pretty generic in the personality department.
>>95003519
McGee confirmed she herself wasn't raped.
>>95003764
>we'll never get a sequel of Alice going on adventures after her recovery
>>94997683
Maybe? It aint based on the book, that's for sure. But her dad, Professor Porter is 100% spot on, despite being British, he's American in the books.
>>94995446
Yup. The fused the beta cuck guy and the girl he's orbitting. And her being American and him being British is a big point too, because she knows he fancies her, but his British manners prevent him from making any bold move.
So naturally when Tarzan of the Fucking Apes comes and shows her what A MAN looks like... She's completely enthralled. He's not like all the weak, manipulative men with pseudo-good intentions in her life.
>>95006191
>>94997204
If you guys don't believe me, read the books and >>95006258 posted one of the quotes. Dude I laughed MY ASS OFF when I read that.
>"Around blacks; don't relax" -- Tarzan of the Apes.
>>95006901
That's probably true. I just read the first book and I'm bouncing back to the John Carter series and then finishing up the Tarzan series. I'm admittedly judging the situation from the first book. But the point here that part definitely didn't make it to the Disney adaption.
Obscure pull, but I always thought this was a cute couple as a kid
>no one posting this qt
>>95009683
I feel like everything about that movie would have been more interesting without the actual dinosaurs
>>95009908
Haven't watched it in a decade, but I could see myself agreeing with that. Kid me fucking loved dinosaurs though, which was the only reason I saw it
>>95009773
You've got great taste anon, but I was all over that.
>>94990462
She is really pretty.
Anyone remember the scene where Tarzan places his ear to her heart. It was like he was putting his heat to her breast. Hot.
>>95009980
Same. Rewatched it with my nephew a while back though.
Kind of felt like they had the Cirque du Freak idea first but needed to add wacky dinosaurs when they decided that a kid's movie maybe shouldn't focus too much on the guy who talks about having his eye eaten out by crows.
Disturbing lack of Mulan here.
>not watching the porn parody
It was shit and low quality anyway.
>>95006901
Tarzan fought commies.
Holy shit, how can one lord of the apes be so based?
>>95008961
>orange Forrest
C-Could we change this thread to a "What would happen if you fucked a Disney chick" thread?
>>95009052
just looking at the art she looks mad, which is good because it means she's got a fucking personality..
>>95011596
Sure. So what would happen?
>>95011596
Sure, Anon!
I imagine sex with Esmeralda would be pretty neat, considering how cannonically sexy she was. She also made a Priest question his faith, sort of.
>>95011639
you'd get a fuckton of diseases though.
also, she's a gypsy so you'd wake up missing a kidney or your wallet.
>>95011635
Well, I...shit why is this so hard. Give me a random one, anon!
>>95011639
Why, for some reason, I feel she'd give you a blowjob and put her finger in your bum.
>>95011596
>Fuck Jane
>Likely end up getting some disease
>>95011752
Is this before or after she's met Tarzan?
>>95003960
phil collins is jerking off to this
>>95011774
>implying Clayton didn't wreck her before she met Tarzan
>>95011740
Heh, probably. She'd make you enjoy it, too. And after you came, she'd come up and kiss you with your cum still in her mouth before you have a chance to stop her.
>>95011808
>Moana
>Hawaiian
u wot m8
I want to Roxanne
>Nobody posted THE hottest Disney girl
Unless I missed it. She's top tier.
>>95011808>knocks her up
>Aw that was just Maui messing around!
>>95011872
I prefer her best friend, but she's good too.
>>95011808
Hot and sweaty. Her uptight attitude makes me think she'd be an animal
>>95003960
Oh...oh my...Is...is there more?
>>95011808
Probably would want to take control of the positioning and will be riding you, fast and loud.
>>95011814
>she kiss you with your cum still in her mouth.
She'd deserve to burn.
>>95011849
You'd have to show her what to do, she'd probably be bad at giving a blowjob, but you forgive her. Ya'll move to sex, but you forgot the condom, so you convince her to do anal. You get the head in but then her father comes home and have to jump out the window, I don't know...I lost at the end there.
>>95011872
She looks like a screamer who'd do anal after some heavy convincing.
>>95011872Anyone got the edits
>>94992136
underrated
>>95011968
Will I get in trouble for posting the link to the editor?
>>95011872
>>95011908
Nice taste
>>94998897
Oh hell yeah
>>95001893
Even tho I would cross over a certain and people would call me a furfag, she is literally a talking cat
Pic related
>>95011872
>>95011908
>blond
>wealthy
>cleavage
>kind and supportive of best friend
>pretty much admits to planning to /ss/ at the end
Tfw sequel never.
>>95003960
Bhy gawd
>>94992136
THERE'S SOMETHIN HAAPPENIN IN HERE
>>94993060
>no jasmine
your...your a fucking idiot
>>95005920
I can't see her without immediately recalling that animated gif with the dolphins. That is some platinum standard material for an obscure, but superior Little Mermaid.
>>95004930
>accent
>hair
>Having the Big Yin as a father in law/possibly getting bit by a werebear at family gathering
>Negatives
This is bullshit!
>>95004930
>Esmeralda
>like 16
I find that hard to believe
>>95006191
>>95006258
It's not just that the character hated blacks, it was shown that Tarzan was able to teach himself to read books that he found without help specifically because of his race.
>>95006901
>That's only because black men killed his gorilla friend.
Correction: Gorilla Mom.
Although not even really 'gorilla' they were meant to be some kind of fictional ape with nearer human intelligence and a more carnivorous diet.
>>95012542
She's 16 in the source material. She looks a fair bit older in the Disney movie
>>94993211
>Sally
>ugly
I will now dedicate the rest of my life to finding you anddriving 5mph below the speed limit in front of you
>>95011894
No deadbeat hubby who sits around
YOU'RE WELCOME!
>>94997203
well now i want to know what i missed. was it alice?
>>94991448
I met her! And back doored her on the Haunted Mansion. Super friendly.
>>95011894
>>95012870
In all seriousness though Maui's demigod dick would literally destroy her, like she'd be crippled
>>95013039
>implying Maui has a big cock
>>95012003
No, so hurry up and do it.
>>95008011
The 25th dynasty was Nubian, but it was also an exception.
>>95013090
The hook is more than a plot device
>>95013039
Why is Maui's 30-pin connector damaged?
>>95013090
>Implying he doesn't
>>94998897
YES!!!
Such a perfect ship, that vid really sets it in.>Inb4 the sex scene pic
>>95013339
USED MY SCHLONG TO RING THE THUNDERCLOUDS ABOVE LIKE A GONG
YOU'RE WELCOME!
>>95013292
https://anonimag.es/album/JzY/?sort=date_desc&page=1
The editor was named Editfag, one of the greatest lewd editors we'll ever see.
Careful, it has popups.
>>95013400
Okay I actually laughed
>>95013090
>implying he needs to be particularly large to completely smash her
His one finger is nearly as thick as her arm.
>>95013383
Calm down.
>>95013383
I need the sauce you disgusting namecuck
>>95008746
>>95013483
>Maui can outdo her entire village with just one finger
Kek
>>95012894
I think it was one of Carroll's photographs of young Alice Liddell, whose beauty he admired in a purely aesthetic sense. She wasn't nude, but she was wearing a rather loose garment and something might have been peeking. I dunno, I honestly didn't look that closely. The picture isn't porn so you can probably just google image search for Alice Liddell
Yeah, I just checked and that picture anon posted is on her freakin' wikipedia page. Knock yourself out. I doubt the ghosts of old timey Scotland Yard (or whatever they had back then) will haul you off for admiring her as Carroll did.
>>94993211
>no Judy
>>95013564
She'd be happy about that wouldn't she? I thought she hated being considered cute.
>>95013564
>>94993211
>Atlantis
>sucked
plebian as fuck taste m8
>>95013513
>Literally no eyelashes at all
What was Pixar thinking?
>>95013580
She didn't say she didn't like being cute. Just didn't want you to use the word.
>>95013670
They used up most of their budget on the hair tech.
>>95013712
>Hair tech
>Braves budget was $35 million more than this
>>94993211
Pocahontas is beautiful, faggot.
>>95013769
They barely used the water and brave was almost five years ago
>>95013703
And that was back when she was still a racist.
>>95013500
You calm down.
>>95013510
>Name calling
No sauce for you, Meanie face!
>>94990462
and adorable.
>>94994441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWwO-h7ZSlw
>>95014901
can I have sauce then?
>>94993060
>Belle that low on the list of official princesses
You better check yourself m8
>>94993125
>>95003177
wrong https://www.deviantart.com/art/Jane-Porter-Disney-Tarzan-683731472
>>94993116
>Reddit thinks poisoning your mom is ok
Not even surprised.
>>94993211
>"Atlantis sucked"
I don't even like Atlantis but this is just spoiling for a fight.
>>95015727
m-more?
>>95002470
>Elizabeth from Pirates can't handle even just a corset, and passes out from it just from being outside in sun for a bit
>Jane handles it, and all that other stuff even more, and while clamoring through a jungle
Truly best girl.
>>94993060
>I am not a furry but I still like her
>Ranked 1st
Megara, Esmeralda and then Jane.
>>94993074
>Jyn and Rey over Leia.
How can someone be this pleb?
>>95015848
Not where I am right now, no.
If the thread is still alive in 10 hours I'll post some more.
>>95015597
captain eagle
>>94993060
>>01. Judy Hopps
>"I am not a furry"
>>95001602
Damn, I had a huge crash on her, if you can call it like that, at the time but now completely forgot about her. That is how it works with women I guess.
>>94995808
Back to retardbook with you or kys or stay and stfu!
>>94990813
t. Tumblr
>>95015597
http://imgur.com/hTMr4ui
>>95016174SHUT!
>>94993211
I want to fug that Lilo
>>95004930
>No Lady Marian
>>95017439
>Furfags
>>95016022
Despite memes and the late 19th century trend of overly tight corsets, women generally didn't fucking die from corsetting. A properly fitting corset basically served the same function as a bra.
>>94993211
>counting Lilo
>Not counting Nani
smhing my head to be honest fampai
>>95015597
I missed it all, what did they post?
>>94998897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahVKiBDMBHw
>Pure passionate autism
>>95003987
Alice in Sexland has a legit good story
>>95018011
I prefer Miyuki-chan in Wonderland myself
>>95016022
Elizabeth is someone who thinks she's strong action girl but is really over in her own head in Black Pearl which makes her kind of relatable.
Then the sequels threw that out the window and made her so generic action girl it hurts.
>>95018021
Yea but that's not porn
>>94993211
Nailed the golden standard imho
>>95004930
As a big fan of bondage, I see only pros for Rapunzel
>>95004930
The catgirl from Treasure Planet was a legit hottie too
>>95018026
neither is Burger McGee's Alice
>>94990462
She is nowhere near as hot as Tarzan's mother. I mean the real one, not the monkey.
>>95004930
Esmerelda's at least 20-22. Also, if you choose anyone other than her, you're a faggot.
>>95018087
>tarzan little hands protecting his eyes from the fire brightness.
cute
>>95012133
Everything up to level 3 is okay.
>There are people ITT with such shitty taste that they don't have Maid Marian, Judy Hoops, Captain Amelia, Nala, and Mrs Bianca all in their top five most attractive Disney ladies
You guys have some really shit taste
>>95018331
Fuck off furry
>>95018350
>placing a bland generic human girl anywhere near the top
Like I said, you have shit taste. All these human grills are all so bland and generic there's really no difference between any of them besides some slight differences in colors
>>95004930
>wild hair and accent
>negatives
Talk about having shit taste.
>>95017959
>Jaam
Best ship name ever.
>>95018331
How about top 13?
>>94991339
Honestly, the movie and cartoon Tarzan is waaay superior to the pulp novels.
>>95018709
>no vixey
its fucking shit
>>95018790
>reverse Tarzan
Holy fucking shit
>>95018832
>>95017644
GIVE ME MORE!
>>95015779
What's that supposed to prove? You haven't ever heard of traps have you?
>>95017959
>Jaam
Now there is a meme I have not heard of in a long time.
>>95000925
FOURTEEN
YEARS
OLD
>>94998897
why that victorian girl is so good?
why that spacecat is so good?
why I feel the need to have both?
>>95004930
>The CHINESE one will know what PAIZURI (japanese word) is
>>95008746
>not liking haggis
gay or englander?
>>95018832
>>95020889
Girls who act all prim and proper are the best.
>>94993211
Here I'll fix it for you.
(in no particular order)
>Goddess Tier
Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Meg, Esmeralda, Pochahontas
>Hot Tier
Alice, Mulan, Jane, Elsa, Anna, Aurora, Tinker Bell, Kida
>Cute Tier
Cinderella, Snow White, Merida, Rapunzel, Tiana,
>QT Children Tier
Big Hero 6 cast, Lilo, Ralph girl
>Ew lmao
everyone else
No one else matters
>>95021385
o shit alice should be in cute tier mb.
How do you feel about Christmas Elves?
>>95000925
>>95020878
God, I'd pay to see some art of these two going at it. Dirty and sloppy.
>>95018832
moe
>>94993060
>No Jasmine
>No Helen Parr
Shit list
>>94990462
I legit get off to watching Jane's animation frame-by-frame.What have you fucks done to me?
>>95020878
Actually she's 15. And in terms of physical sex organ development, a 15 year old girl is pretty much done.
>Nobody has mention wreck it ralph 2 will be the avengers of the disney princess cinematic universe.
I just hope this movie inspires more shitty patreon disney princess porn games.
>>95004930
>ariel
>no baginadolphin bagina
>>95018087
>monkey
>>95018790
>>95018860
>>95021135
>>95021606
>savage jungle girl learns how to act proper
>still a wild beast at heart
>death by snu-snu when she gets you alone finally
MY DICK, IT IS MADE OF STEEL
>>95019391
This count?
who has the better hair?
Rapunzel or Merida
>>95022203
The one that literally has supernaturally good hair
>>95022203
Short haired Rapunzel.
>>94998916
More like what a 7 years old thinks puberty is like. There is a part in the books where she wonders that now that she is big is she should begin ti act like the older furls un her family. That sound pretty 7 year old logic to me.
>>95011872
Good taste
>>95004930
>Nala
>Not Maid Marian
Nigga pls.
>>94990554
>>95022535
>>95022581
>>95021229
indeed, I have a weakness for all kind of victorian-like females...
>>95022535
Delete this. Alice is young and pure.
>>95006258
>"Maybe they are friends," suggested D'Arnot.
>"They're black," was Tarzan's only reply.
Even the King of the Jungle was a /pol/lack.
>>95021405
Naw, she's just in the right spot
>>95022899
The hell is with the bimbo makeup and misplaced flapjack-nipples.
>>95022923
Some people enjoy that sorta thing
>>94999849
>>94995808
You like children. Sexually. It's only a matter of time before you walk by a park one too many times and make a mistake. You should be put down for your own good.
Me.
Bimbos > "normal" girls
>>95018709
>Magica De Spell
>not Morgana Macawber
Shit taste indeed.
>>95016360
Hopefully the local news screencaps this post after the partyvan kicks your door in.
>>95023369
>"You don't understand! It's very important that I police what cartoons people on the internet jerk off to!"
>>>/Tumblr/
>>95022535
Making her a embarrassed-about-her-sexuality loli would be better.
>>95022613
Did she always had green eyes in original?
Gosh, that was one of my favorite Disney cartoons in my childhood and as an adult I thought she was was blue eyed.
>>95023564
The lighting is kinda funky in that picture, if you look at most other images from that movie she actually has brown eyes.
Best girl coming through.
>>95023645
Did you masturbate to her, anon? Be honest.
>>95023678
No, I don't masturbate to something that pure.
>>95023645
just because she's bipolar doesn't mean she's best anon
>>95023725
She's not bipolar, she's just a teen.
>>95023717
>Something that pure
Oh ho ho ho ho ho
>>95023678
He didn't but I did. Quite an accomplishment since she doesn't have very many promotions and most of them are bland or mediocre. A pity.
>>95004930
>Ariel
>No vagina
Someone dozed off during the middle of the movie, I see.
>>95023512
>You don't understand! It's very important that I can proudly say I jerk off to canon 10 year olds drawn like actual children on the internet!
>/prison/
>>95012316
>that animated gif with the dolphins.
Do I even want to know?
>>95025127
>I'm the internet's conscience and I don't know how law works
>t. /co/mblr
>>95025262
No it's cool. Just say it. We're all anon here. You're not ashamed, are you? Why would that be?
>>94991451
Please stop, I've already beat off twice today
>>95025262
Please see >>95015508
So maybe avoid being within 500 feet of schools just to be on the safe side, champ.
>>95023788
>Polyle
>>94993211
wtf, i hate /co/ now
>>94993211
>Atlantis sucked
How is this level of pleb taste allowed?
>>95008091
For emphasis, you dumbass.
On another Disney note, is anyone going to make a Halloween Disney Theme park thread?
They started their halloween nights back on the 25th.
>>95004930
>rapunzel
COMPLETELY
ERECT
>>94990462
Of all the Disney Girls, she is only topped by Ariel and Jasmine for the most fuckable.
Got to love blushy english girls.
>>95027283
> blushy
That's makeup, so as her pink eyes and red lips.
>>95026198
Cool. That means absolutely nothing to me. Do you have a point? You still don't know shit about the law. Like a child that thinks he'll be arrested for pocketing a single piece of butterscotch candy.
>>95026058
Say what? That Alice is a very cute cartoon character and 2D lolis are good fap material? You tumblr moral police are a strange lot.
>>94993211
>Pocahontas too ugly to live
thats fucked up
>>94993211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWko8a2aEQQ
>>95011808
can i have a link to the uncensored please ?
>>94997644
rape is the purest form of love
>>95027486
She is kinda horsefaced
>>94990462
Nice
>>95010799
This is about PRINCESSES, Anon.
Besides, Ping is a man.
>>95001379
Probably because they were retards that didn't see him in the back room jerking off over their kids photos
>>95028033
Deerfaced, anon.
There were no horses in America.
>>95006258
>>95006901
Retard.
>>95030565
Maybe, maybe not. I can't speak for a guy I've never met who is long dead. But he gave us one of my favorite stories: Through the Looking Glass. That's the part of him that makes a difference to me.
>>95018790
I don't agree simply because the books are actually emotionally and philosophically deep. It comments on the difference between man and animals -- the intellect and how humans treat each other. It's interesting from a perspective of someone completely out of civilization their whole life, looking into it and trying to understand it.
>>94993211
>Atlantis sucked
I know that this chart is almost surely bait, but holy shit whoever made this should seriously consider that they put tons of time into it and were THIS MUCH of a a dead-wrong contrarian faggot about it nonetheless.
>>94990462
Literally perfect
>>95020878
>the /a/fag trying to play morality police over who gets to fuck little girls
>>95031438
The lip shit is a turn off.
>>95030988
There is no reason to be upset.
>>94993211
>Ariel anywhere near the top but Sally isn't.
>Pocahantas ugly
Yep.
Top 5:
1) Aurora
2) Belle
3) Jane
4) Esmeralda
5) Rapunzel
>>94990462
Yeah, I can't stand the sun beating down on me in 90+ degree heat. I'd rather be freezing my ass off. Bundling up when its cold is way better than dealing with the heat and I bet inland central Africa gets hot as fuck.
>>94990462
Her losing her shoes and going barefoot for most of the movie awakened my inner footfag.
>>95009683
>tfw you will never befriend a flustered shy Blondie girl go adventures with dinosaurs grow up to marry that QT and have a good life
I loved this movie as a kid and I agree they were very cute its like Yusuke and Keiko it works so well and feels genuine and nice or maybe I just have an affinity for nice girls and delinquent relationships
>>95033327
I could see the two being the spotlight for a spinoff where they grow closer. Shame the movie was such a weird hodgepodge of events.
Professor Screweyes was still pretty cool for a villain, even if he all he did was just cackle at people and scare them. That freaking "death" scene or whatever the hell it was, man.
>>95033502
Man his death is great so fucking nuts the ghost mist on his eye just made it so much weirder like what is he why crows
>>95012752
I mean, if you made a list of shit they changed from the source material that would be far FAR down it, I mean the books fucking depressing and Esmeralda ends up getting hanged
>>95009683
I would have liked this movie more if it weren't about goofy dinosaurs. Man am I ever glad the dino craze in kids shows is over.
>>95027503
>jasmine is the best
too true
>Esmeralda, Jasmine and Pocahontas are the 3 most sexualised Disney girls
>They are also brown
What did Disney mean by this?
>>95035715
White girls are pure and chaste, brown girls are savages who indulge their base desires because they don't know any better.
There's also nothing wrong with objectifying someone when that someone is less than human.
>>95018331
Judy Hopps and Amelia are both in my top 2.
>>95023645
She is my number 1 Pixar girl.
>>95001602
she started my hair-braided military woman fetish. i also think Cammy isnt that attractive
>>94992136
Why would you force us to think this anon
>>95023645
That's the daughter you posted you moran
>>94993743
men like cute not cynical pretty little girls and would probably to a man die to protect her.
What is any issue here.
See that relationship she is adored an not for her sexuality, but she represent the mother of the next generation or our race.
Anyone have that picture of her where her bustle is actually a huge ass?
>>95017959
Holy shit that was the cheesiest thing I've ever watchedand they're my two favorite girls, I want more
>>95031194
Your posting of that dreadful movie's concept art says different to me
Anyway, I don't judge people for liking pedophiles. I judge them for not admitting it.
>>95023788
S-sauce?
>>95036749
If Carroll actually wanted to fuck Alice, by all accounts that's a notion he took with him to the grave. And if he did fuck Alice, that's a secret that everybody involved took to the grave. Now it is all just so much idle gossip about history; as such there is no one to rescue - much like my beloved 2D - so I can't bring myself to care overmuch. Judge away.
I agree that the 2010 Alice in Wonderland film was lacking. I just like seeing different interpretations of creatures from the Jabberwocky. It was always my favorite part. I would love to have seen them done in the classic Disney cartoon style.
>>95037044
Fuck, molest, insert one finger, whatever. He was a pedophile, no doubt about that.
The designs were tho only good part of that dreadful bore of a movie. Sequel was slightly more tolerable.
>>94993211
>Pocohontas
>Sally
>To ugly to live
Stupid Motherfuckers need not apply
Fuck you guys and your low tier waifus, here is the OTQTI'm not attracted to her, but she is undoubtedly the cutest gorilla I've seen
>>94990462
Jane was my longest time waifu simply because of her brown hair and English accent. But over time I chose Aurora as best Disney waifu.
Best fantasy combo is still brown hair, green eyes and English/TransAtlantic accent.
>>95037576
>>95036767
Polyle
It's from a series of Riley pics, you can find it on his Pixiv
>>95037576
>>95037631
I was actually more attracted to Terkwhen I thought she was a boy
>>95001334
To be fair, he only hates blacks because his first experience with blacks was a bunch of warmongering cannibals who killed his gorilla mum. His French bro calls him out on it just after >>95006258
Also, said warmongering cannibals were only cunts because the Not!Belgians had slaughtered most of them and driven the survivors from their lands.
>>94993060
>Elsa and Anna even being on the list
>no Jasmine
>Belle not higher
>Judy Hopps
You have to go back
>>94993211
Fixed your shitty image for you
>>95037887
This one is somehow, impossibly, even fucking worse.
WAY worse in fact, how is having taste this shit even legal?
>>95037912
You have to go back
>>95037887
where the hell is Rapunzel?
>>95038040
In the trash can, where she belongs
>>94993211
Belle, Aurora, Nala, Maid Marian,Esmerelda, Tiana, Cinderella andBeast. You know which version of him I mean.
How is Pocahontas ugly?
>>95022203
Why not both.
>Cinderella will never step on you in her glass slippers
>>95027452
I'm saying that due to your natural degeneracy, you're eventually going after the real thing and no one's really going to be surprised. Except for Tyrone, who will just be excited to have some new quivering fuckmeat who keeps babbling about 2D lolis as he gets his ass reamed.
>>95031399
I rewatched it recently and really it isn't that good. The art direction and character/environment design is fantastic, but the story is really lacking. Feels very rushed.
>>95013548
>admiring the beauty of an underaged girl's body, taking pictures of it
so it's ok when M.Caroll does it, huh?
>>95036767
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=64559254
Yes, you do need to sign up to view it.
>>95023717
>pure
you think that'll stop me?
>>95017644
Post the fat edit plz.
>>95039388
No.
>>95004930
>SNP is bad
>>94991448
>me in the white
>>95031438
>tattoo
Ruined.
>>95031438
>piercings
>tatoo
Faggot
>>95036559
>she represent the mother of the next generation or our race.
Oh, God. We got an alt-righter, here.
>>95004930
>Esmeralda
>16
[X] Doubt
And besides, that's legal in ohio, so I'm good. There are no downsides aside from the normal downsides of a gypsy woman.
>>95038273
So you are fantasizing about a real little kid at the park getting hurt to spite me for getting off to naked drawings of a cartoon character. Ha, you are a fucking monster. Just remember that when they come after me for thought crime your hateful, spiteful little ass will be next to me in line.