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Last time on Rick and /co/
>>94537828
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metatip: if youre shot, please just be a parasite, it's annoying when everyone's a human
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>>94544711
For the last time, I am THE Parasite not A Parasite
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CHUMBA WUMBA DUNGA!
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>>94544754
Are you implying I'm not human?
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>>94544711
RICK! WHERE'S ASHI?! YOU SAID YOU'D BRING HER BACK!
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Wait, am I a parasite?
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>>94544711
Ooooooooh wee these parasites sure are getting us riled up, wow! How about we just simmer down a bit?
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>>94544799
Oh my god...
...Rick was a parasite the whole time...
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AIIIAIAIIIAH!
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Parasite? Well that's gotta be Adrianne Barbeau. I mean, what a sight that pair is.
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Rick, Remember when we fought all those cavemen?
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>>94544774
You're saying, you're the only one?
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This sucks! Old man cant you like open those blast doors? Im sure there are hot babes outside heh heh...
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Messa not a parasite!
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>>94544836
NOOOOOOO!!!!!
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>>94544836
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>>94544836
Goddammit... If Rick was a parasite... How the Hell do we get out of here?
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>>94544774
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>>94544836
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>>94544910
Are you all blind, or just plain retarded? Rick is standing right next to that dead parasite.
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>>94544876
Foolish samurai warrior....... Now that you have killed my evilest parasite minion, it is time for you to die!
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>>94544910
DOLTS! DON'T YOU SEE!? NOW THAT RICK IS DEAD WE CAN ESCAPE, NO LONGER IN NEED OF HIS PERSMISSION TO ESCAPE THESE DOORS! WE'RE FREE FOOLS!!!
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Do parasites have genitals?
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>>94544928
That's clearly Doofus Rick, you fucking idiot.
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>>94544928
Then... who was that?!
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>>94544931
You first Aku
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>>94544931
>>94544971
You're both threats to our safety. It's time for yous to die.
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>>94544956
Only one way to find out. *Giggity*
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>>94544964
Doofus Rick, obviously
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OK EVERYONE, THERE'S AN EASY WAY TO SOLVE THIS.
Ifyou'reaparasitesaywhat
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>>94545012
Wait what?
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Everyone who is not a parasite shoot yourself in the head
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>>94545021
PARASITE!
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>>94544910
I'll dig a tunnel out of here
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>>94545006
My journey is not finished!
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Hurm... Unnecessary. Creative has run low as it is.
Rorschach's journal. August 9th, 2017.
This house is filled with dirt. We have been here for five hours. Number on the wall says "6", I look around and found myself surrounded by individuals. Garfield is right next to me, he says he hates Mondays and that rings true, I've known this cat for half my life, fed him plenty of lasagna. Once opened Odie's skull with a meat cleaver.
No. Dumb, naive, stupid. Can't trust memories. Can't trust anyone. /co/ has been compromised beyond return, the filth is accumulating, it taints every thread. Must cleanse it with fire.
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>>94545012
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What's going on, guys?
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>>94544711
Hey hey! Y'all have your strawberry milkshakes, right?
Boy, I can't believe we're stuck in here. I get that we might have a parasite or two but can we open up the barricade so I can bring back more strawberry milkshakes?
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Well, well. Looks like I have the blast door remote.
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I DON'T THINK YOU FUCKERS GET IT. I AIN'T A PARASITE! I'M TRYIN' TO GET TO MY FAMILY.
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I'm sorry but don't all of you think this is getting out of hand? If we all calm down and work together then we all go home sooner.
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>>94545012NANI
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SHOOT THE BLAST DOORS! THEY'RE THE PARASITES!
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.........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQHeuj-iEdU
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>>94545076
Press it! I must find my wife!
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>>94545068
>>94545058
>>94545021
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>>94544711
Dr. Pig here. I diagnose you all as parasites.And as homosexual.
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Parasites? Gee whiz, that sounds scary! I hope everyone gets out safe!
Yorp yorp!
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>>94545085
KENNY! JACK! TRUST ME! I'M A GHOST! You Duck and Katja have sadly died. Katja took her life. Duck was bitten.
And Jack, she...warped out of existence...In the show. She's still around the William Tree offices. Got me a coffee this morning.
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>>94545113
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>>94545121
I'm no parasite! Remember Season 5?
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>>94545095
I *flips coin* agree
We have to *flips coin* kill rick
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>>94545154
nigga you got shot
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>>94544711
Yo Mr science man, I got your parasite right here, you know what I'm saying? Hehehehe TONIGHT
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LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANA
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>>94545166
Remember how shitty Season 5 was after episode 3 anon.
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*brzzzzzt*
*crackle*
*bzzzt*
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The Parasites will fall before my might.
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>>94545134
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Legit what the fuck is going on here cant a guy masturbate in peace in his room. Da fuck you do this time Rick.
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You know what g-*burp*guys. You guys are pretty legit. I'm sure all the actual parasites are dead by now. I'm gonna lower the blast door for you now.
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>>94545214
H-hello?
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>>94545251
>what
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>>94544711
fuck off
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>>94545270
gee rick! that's a good idea, I need to get to saving my family
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>>94545270
He's real. I remember how shitty the show is.
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>>94545103
I'll press it alright!if you do each and every thing I say.
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>>94545228
DAD, STOP! I'M ALIVE, DAD! LOOK, DADDY, I'M REAL AND ALIVE AND NOT A ZOMBIE OR A PARASITE!
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>>94545284
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
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>>94545270
But... you were a parasite...
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GUYS I BROUGHT RICK BACK *COUGH* He smells like shit...
>>94545270
Wait a SECOND, DID I JUST MAKE
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>>94545298
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>>94545270
And away we go!
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DON'T OPEN THE BLAST DOORS
THERE'S A FLOUNDER OUTSIDE WHO WANTS TO KICK OUR BUTTS
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>>94545322
>>94545324
IT'S A FAKE REMOTE! A NUKE IS COMING TOWARDS THE THREAD!
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>>94545304
Nice try parasite.
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>>94545305
D-Duck?
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>>94545115
Can't you use your god powers to destroy the blast doors?
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Can a parasite kill them-self?
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>>94545362
Would I ever lie to you?
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>>94545369
FUCK DUCK, I PREFER CHICKEN
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>>94545391
Nope.
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>>94544711
Can't we all discuss this over some creamy filled donuts?
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>>94545369
Yup! It's me, Kenny! It's your son, Duck! Look how alive I am, Kenny dad! Look at me dance! I'm real and alive and so happy to not be a parasite!
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ME GRIIIIIIIIIIIMLOCK
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>>94545412
>>94545427
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>>94545412
*blast door remote falls down air duct*
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>>94545431
I... I can't do it... he's... he's my boy.
>>94545412
I need you to do this Jack...
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Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. Holy fucking dog shit, this thread is cancer. Pure, unfiltered, straight-from-the-Chernobyl-victim's-brain cancer. This thread epitomizes everything, I mean EVERYTHING, wrong with 4chan. All these "lol summerfags aren't real" shitposters are being proven epically wrong by the Reddit/Tumblr-tier garbage in this thread. Only someone who pretends to frequent this place when they're off of high school could possibly circlejerk such a shitty, unfunny thread, at least I pray to God that's the case.
I want you all to think about your lives for a minute. You are polluting this place of discussion with your cancer and dead memes about a dead meme show. And you're all fucking laughing it up at this garbage that on ANY other thread you would be saged and reported immediately for even PRETENDING to like. What could you be doing with your lives right now? You could be out with a woman, making money, furthering the cause of humanity or at the very least, the culture of this board, but no. You're here, and polluting this website with your sweaty, cheesey, Reddit, Doritos-encrusted fingertips. If fucking makes me sick.
If I could somehow, SOMEHOW, call down a tactical nuclear attack on every city that was home to you cultural parasites, you can be sure I'd do it in a fucking heartbeat. It's like you're maggots, feasting on the detritus of other, more cultured members of society, and that's how you should be treated. Like vermin, like a pest, to be exterminated at the earliest possible time. I hope you all kill yourselves as soon as possible. And not in a meme, 4chan way. I mean it, fucking end your lives.
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>>94545531
Guys I found the parasite!
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>>94545498
As you wish
>>94545431
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>>94545531
fucking saved you autist
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>>94545431
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>>94545288
What the fuck man why would you do that.
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Still no sign of Ashi...
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>>94545568
Thanks pal...
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>>94545664
No problem. Now to find her.
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>>94545645
I'm here, Jack. I've always been here.
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>>94545531
Anon, how many times have you microwaved this pasta? It's getting a little crusty.
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>>94545531
>long post that doesn't specifically mention details of the thread
nice pasta bro
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>>94545678
She's real. She tried to kill me.
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>>94545361
Excellent
No thread, no evil!
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>>94545720
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as long as those parasites don't interfere with my love quest I'm cool with them.
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I-I'm still here
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You can count on me, I'm telling the truth!
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No way Dancing Hot Dog is a parasite!
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>>94545828
Unfortunately she's real. She ruined Gravity Falls and nearly destroyed the world
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>>94545856
So she's a real parasite?
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Yo, faggots
It's me, Miu Iruma, the ULTIMATE INVENTOR
As you know I'm a world-known genius! No fucking way I'm a parasite!
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>>94545892
No if you have bad memories of them they're real.
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Goddamn can somebody make a list of characters we have? And ones that were parasites?
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>>94545892
Parasites can only simulate GOOD memories.
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>>94545947
I was doing a joke, but you ruined it.
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>>94545985
Least u know I'm real
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>>94545972
You think this is some kind of game with structures and rules, bruv?
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IT"S CLOBBERING PARASITES TIME!!!!!
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>>94546023
God that movie sucks, give him a gun.
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Hey Rick, I know this may sound crazy but...
This is just a stupid cancerous thread on a chinese dick-comparing image board, we're all fictional characters and this is a dumb collaborative 'story' created by multiple users posting various alternating images of different fictional characters
It is possible the thread will just end via some crazy deus ex machina once you open the doors, killing the topic of the 'discussion'
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WHO WANTS PANCAKES!?
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>>94546125
she's real
No one can be this terrible
>>94546181
but she's not, kill her
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>>94546125Haven't read can't tell if parasites or not.
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>>94546181
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>>94546209
C'mon, I gave you the Clap Anon!
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Rick, I think we've gotten all the Parasites!
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omelette du fromage
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>>94546362
That reboot season sucked Dexter.
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Why are we not questioning if Jack and Kenny are parasites?
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I think Ashi is a parasite
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>>94546437
>>94546428
Remember Season 5 of Samurai Jack?
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.
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>>94546459
What about Kenny?
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>>94546396
omelette du fromage
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>>94546535
Walking Dead is shit.
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>>94546531
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>>94546362
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>>94546557
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Remember to shoot the people we can only remember fondly. Anyone you have a bad memory of is real.
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>>94546661
I'm real nignog. Remember the finale
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To break roleplay for a minute
I didn't watch the episode, but by premise alone parasites don't seem that bad, sure they are filling you with false memories, but they are actually improving what you perceive to be your life
Did they do something bad alongside that?
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>>94545251
Wait, if you're there, and literally me.....then who is HERE?
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I unironically like Rick and Morty, even season three. Not because I think it's the pinnacle of western animation, or because it's got some deep plot, but because it's good toilet humor to just turn your mind off too. Yes, a lot of it isn't funny and feels forced, but that's what's great about it. It's like the television equivalent of shitposting.
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>>94546814
World infestation and they feed off human joy.
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>>94546814
They eventually kill and eat you when your guard's down... I think.
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>>94546836
he's real
But kill him anyway
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Would you open the blast Shields
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Now, let's all forget this dreadful parasite business and focus on something more amicable. Does anyone here require the services of a simple tailor?
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>>94547045
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>>94545531
summerfags aren't real. 4channers are just stupid.
also, you're a parasite.
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DUDE, DON'T KILL ME, REMEMBER THE TIME YOUR SHOW WAS GOOD?
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>>94547128
No but i remember how horrible a person you really are.
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Someone make a list of those that are real.
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>>94547208
you
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>>94547285
No u
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>>94547285
>>94547308
No, both of you asshats
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>>94547395
Mr. Meeseeks, make a list of non parasites
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>implying im not a parasite
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>>94547574
Big lipped alligator moment. Nuff said
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Now now everyone, let's all be r-rational about this. Let's just keep our heads together and recollect any memories of each other and list them out.
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>>94546935
Would I?
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>>94547588
Can we kill you for being a Nostalgia Critic fan?
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>>94547589
Goddammit i wish she was a parasite...
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>>94547643
Remember how i created Jashi threads?
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>>94544774
Mmmmm I think kill him anyways, I mean, just to be safe, right? Right?
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>>94545289
IT'S A PARASITE KILL IT BEFORE IT'S TO LATE
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>>94545531
Die parasites
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>>94547666
Huh... on the one hand, I don't remember a Koosalagoopagoop... but, those are trips
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>>94546556
I know it's not, but that's no reason to make such anti-semitic remarks.
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>>94547845
Hank, i know you're real. We stole Dale's mower and nearly got him killed.
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>>94545531
This shit was common all the time before the 2010.
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>>94547972
>deleted
WHAT ARE THE MODS TRYING TO HIDE?
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yare yare daze
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I swear to god I'll kill every parasite here like that time we won that war against the americans
remember that guys ?
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>>94548084
Not this time Saddam.
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>>94548035
Woah woah woah, how are you Jotaro when I'm the real Jotaro?
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>>94548133
>>94548035
The real one can catch bullets so just shoot them both
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>>94548133
>>94548035
Only one test can tell them apart: Jotaro, what do you think of your mother?
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>>94548166
shes a bitch
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>>94544711
Wow, guys remember that time I (Mr. Tsukishima) warned you all about the parasites and told Rick to start writing numbers on the wall?
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>>94548199
What kinda asshole would say that to his own mom? As you can tell I am the real Jotaro.
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>>94548199
He's real. Only an asshole hates his mother
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>>94548239
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>>94548272
I knew you weren't my grandson!
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>>94548272
Yare yare daze...
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Now now guys, your old friend Inspector Gadget is here to heylp sowlve the case! Shpace Ghost? Dawctah Pig? Jyo-teh-row? Remember all the good times we had playing Moinecrap together? You cahn awll trust me to trayck down those nasty parasites!
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>>94548556
Go go Gadget blaster.
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i'm disappointed because this thread will never get a real conclusion.
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>>94548621
I think i killed all the parasites.
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>>94548202
Whoops, missed one
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>>94548621
Make it anon... make the conclusion...
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>>94548659
The only real people were Me, Ashi, Rick, Jotaro, Joseph, and Aku.
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So he says to me, he says to me, yeah, you've got a real good angle, that gig you pulled at the Comet Club, nearly pulled it off, yeah, pulled it off like a bandaid on my chest! But you see, you gotta get you head back in the game, you gotta jump right back into the big leagues, don't let one little setback bring you down, and I said, yeah, baby yeah! Gonna bring the house down tonight! Yeah, gonna bring the whole house down on top of their heads! So what you got in mind? He says, go where that Sanchez egghead lives, strap a bomb in there and get out! And I said yeah, baby, yeah! Because I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight! And you are all ten minutes away from becoming ceiling gravy!
Wait, what was that about parasites and blast doors?
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>>94548730
Sorry Kenny, at least you'll be with Duck.
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Ummmm... guys?
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Hey everyone, pickles the cartoon clown! everyone remembers my show on boomerang, right? haha, of course we do! now someone be a real doll and open the blast doors, please. I'm gettin real claustrophobic!
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>>94548800
At least he's with his son.
>>94548804
>>94548776
>>94548733
Fucking parasites
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>>94544774
Then fucking pay your half of the rent!
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>>94547589
Hah! Crystal-CLOWN! As if anyone would have bought your spiel...you're OBVIOUSLY the last parasite! Bag 'er and tag 'er, boys, and open those blast doors! I think we've solved another pointless mystery -- just like old times!
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>>94548835
wait a second.... i don't remember anything bad about you
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>>94548882
Oh -- EVERYONE remembers me! That is...everyone who is not a bilge-sucking PARASITE! Get that dullard of a toadie -- before he breeds yet MORE parasites!
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>>94548819
Parasite, baby, do I look like I'm Adam Sandler! All I got is my routine and my bag of bombs here and that's all I need to make it in this world! Now just step aside and let me do my thing!
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>>94548903
>>94548882
>>94548835
>>94548831
Jotaro, ORA these parasites.
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>>94548941
Sounds like something a PARASITE would say. I, the lovable Rose Quartz would know, seeing as I remember each and everyone here who hasn't been here since the beginning! Get 'em, joe!
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Her, Rick, do you have a spar-
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>>94545617
I'm going to go lock myself in the bathroom.
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>>94548970
*GUITAR RIFF*
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>>94548698
Well, this is depressing.
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>>94549107
Fuck off Jerry. You don't live here anymore.
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>>94547874
Omelette du fromage
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Fuck's going on 'round here, fools?
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>>94549147
>>94549176
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
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>>94549176
Buncha bustas who thinkin' some deep, undercover alien shit's goin on.
C'mon nigga, open the blast door so we can bounce.
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>>94549192
Ey fuck you, punk. Your ninja whatever bloods ain't nothing compared to my superior Apache blood.
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>>94549203
Them old ham ass niggas are paranoid, dawg. To be expected since they ain't intellectuals like us Family homies.
Just open the blast door, Rick.
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OH NO! THE PARASITES WANT TO ESTABLISH THEMSELVES AS THE DOMINANT SPECIES! AND THEY'LL DESTROY US ALL TO MAKE IT HAPPEN! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
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DESTROY US ALL!
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DESTROY US ALL!!
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DESTROY US ALL!!!
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DESTROY US ALL !
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MY GLORIOUS OVERLORD, surely you do not think us to be foul womanly xenos simply because you cannot find fault with the -lascivious- protecting that we have done in the Imperial Palace these many millenia?
Yes! Simply because Kitten has offended you in some way does not mean that our own near-you perfection should be suspect!
Hm, yes, after all we have been free to leave the Imperial Palace any time we wanted to, but merely remained because we were deeply cloistered in mourning for you...among other things.
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DESTROY US ALL!
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Can I have the chicken please?
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>>94545115WHERE'S OLD GOD JENKINS?
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DESTROY US ALL!!
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DESTROY US ALL!!!
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DESTROY US ALL !
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>>94549203
Good idea boy.
Your a credit to your people.
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DESTROY US ALL!
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There are filthy sinners among us that must be purged of their horrid existence.
I will torture every single man and putrid mutant to find each and every last one here.
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DESTROY US ALL !!
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DESTROY US ALL!!
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DESTROY US ALL!!!
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DESTROY US ALL !
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DESTROY US ALL!
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DESTROY US ALL!!
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DESTROY US ALL!!!
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>>94544823
Yes, but not the kind we're referring to
You're the kind that's destroying the American work force, not our memories
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DESTROY US ALL !
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DESTROY US ALL!
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DESTR- uhhh, hey. Is that blast shield supposed to be down?
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>>94546256
you give that to everybody
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>>94546935
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Teehee! Come on Rick-kun, open the blast shields so you can get back to your computer. My parents have been waiting for so long to meet you!
Remember that time y-you took m-my f-f-f-f-first kiss? KYAAA desu ne!
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Hey Rick, Buddy, I gotta get home soon, its getting lat, and my little pumpkin here needs her beauty sleep.
Don't want the little slu-I mean- baby getting crows feet.
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>>94549878
I'll admit to being a parasite Rick, if you kill this guy. Because I think he's actually real.
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>>94549620
It's way more fun this way, Billy.:^)
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>>94546125
She's real...ah what the hell shoot her anyway.
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Uh... well I now I'm pretty late but... w-what's happening here?
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H-hey guys.
What is this place? Is this another one of my nightmares?
Hello?
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>>94544874
you...just die already!
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>>94551532
this is hell sister, we were never meant to come back.
BRB going to cut some gas lines in the kitchen
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HI I'M MR. MEESEEKS I'M NOT A PARASITE AND I DON'T FUCK BABIES LOOK AT ME
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>>94544774
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>>94545251
too... many...must... call... air support...glass the whole...thread....
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C'MON GUYS, THE BOSS IS RIGHT BEHIND THE BLAST DOORS... I HAVE TO GET OUT AND PURSUE MY DREAM AS A MOBSTAR
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C'mon now, you can't really think I'm a parasite, can you? There's tons of things we normal guys can do that those gross bug things can't.
I mean, don't you remember the time I got those 5s? You know any parasite that can do that?
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>>94555557
HE'S TWO OFF, KILL THE PARASITE
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>>94554493
FOOL THAT YOU ARE! Giorno Giovanna, I know your true wish is to be a true gangstar, but a mobstar is something only a PARASITE would say
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If there's one thing I've learned over the years about parasites and other pests, it's that even they can't take the heat of a clean-burning fuel like propane.
Now who wants some freshly-grilled burgers?
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cmon RICH
open the balast drawers already
i want you to SHOW ME WHO YOU ARE
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>>94544711
Behold
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>>94544711
So, I look at and fudg- Erm, recounted the Numbers again, and it seems like there was 'suposed to be 7 people, not 6. Blessed be the Grandfarher, right lads?
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Heavy could not be parasite... could he?
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