Alright, *burp* /co/, there's SIX of us in this thread.

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>>94537828

You're right Rick, I don't trust those yokai. So it's just the seven of us, right?

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So how many of us are supposed to be here again?

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>>94537828
Rick, will you stop being so god-dang asinine and open up the blast doors? We can count all six of us here already.

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>>94537828
Remember the time you were a pickel rick?

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>>94537828
RIDE IT!

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>>94537950
Well *burp* duh, Janna, of course I remember that. That's when I met up with that Russian mercenary.

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>>94538008
Dah! Heavy Weapons Guy remembers that, skinny Medic. Guess you could say we were BOTH in... pickle? Hahahaha!

>>94538063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAGB11YrSs
HA

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TURNED MYSELF INTO THE NUMBER SIX WRITTEN ON A PIECE OF PAPER TAPED TO THE WALL MORTY
BOOM, BIG REVEAL
I'M THE NUMBER SIX WRITTEN ON A PIECE OF PAPER TAPED TO THE WALL NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
I TURNED MY SELF INTO THE NUMBER SIX WRITTEN ON A PIECE OF PAPER TAPED TO THE WAAAAAALL
I'M THE NUMBER SIX WRITTEN ON A PIECE OF PAPER TAPED TO THE WALL RIIIIIIIIIICK

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>>94538202
>>94538063
>>94538008
>>94537953
>>94537950
>>94537930
>>94537909
>>94537874
Wait just a fucking second here...

Why the fuck are there EIGHT of us in here?!

>>94537828
>walk into the thread
>six posters

A-am I real, guys? Maybe it's one of you... Right?

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>>94537828
*sigh*...we're doomed.

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>>94538202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwkuQfTmdM
Ricks a robot that explains everything

>>94538272
>>94538282

we are all real. rick just wrote the number 6 for no reason at all

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HI I'M MR. MEESEEKS I'M NOT A PARASITE LOOK AT ME

>>94538315
Wait...now there are nine people in here!
NAYBADY MOVE!

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>>94538349
I mean we are not gonna fall for this /co/ right?
He's clearly a parasite

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Ooo..oo geez..R-Rick, there are so many guests here!

>>94538349
Mr Meeseeks, could you find all the Parasites and kill them?

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>>94538315
NO! Wait... did I?
That doesn't sound like something I would ever do, why would I just write 6 for no reason?

>>94538386
Alright just to be safe I suggest we all start off with *burp*vaporizing Retard Rick, who's with me?

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>>94537828
Rick, we left The Upgrades for you spaceship out there, now im not sience guy but those upgrades were a little twichy and im sure they might blow up, Come on man, You have to catch your ride, open the blast doors
Do it for your old pal scoots man

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We shouldst behold out f'r the parasites.

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>>94538435
>Alright just to be safe I suggest we all start off with *burp*vaporizing Retard Rick, who's with me?
No don't!
don't you remember the time we discovered this thrilling thing...in science

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>>94538510
What? Why would you want me to rem-

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE ONE OF THEM, AREN'T YOU? I was just shitting around earlier but now you're dead!

>>94537828
I'm obviously a worm, please kill me

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>>94538598
LET ME GO
OPEN THE SHIELD

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>>94538386
>>94538435
>>94538510
>>94538598
Yep. He's the parasite alright.

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Hrm... Can't trust perception. Solution is obvious. We need to squeeze people, we do it my way now.

>>94538675
reading the thread in the characters' voices is so fucking funny

>>94538702
okay something is seriously fucking wrong when I don't remember any bad experiences with this fucker

>>94538886
Not even that time he raped the Joker in the ass?

...Wait, did you enjoy that?

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>>94538886
I can think of one

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>>94538598
WOW, CALM DOWN RICK! We know retard Rick since grad school, no way he can be a parasite!

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>>94538952
BATMAN WOULDN'T DO IT

SOMEBODY HAD TO

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>>94539003
>>94538952
I bet the Joker sure felt funny after that mishap! Wocka wocka!

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Okay I've got it. We all remember Jerry's latest breakup, right?

Remember how we all laughed at him for it?

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>>94538980
Shut up Callie, you think I don't know that?! But get this through your furry thick skull, the*burp*se parasites can make us think we knew anyone here! There's only one way to know for sure, step aside. Don't make me hurt you, Mega*burp* Megakat City needs you.

>>94539003
Gordan, don't be an idiot, *burp* raping the parasites won't make them reveal their true form!

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>>94539201
How would you know that, Rick? Have YOU raped one of them?

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gee Rick, I would never go against you...but I think we all should calm down for a minute...maybe open those blast doors, its crazy hot in here... You know how I am sensitive to...heat... remember?

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This thread is stupid

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>>94539306
RICK SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN

THIS HAS TO BE THE WORK OF A PARASITE RIGHT

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Well, this is a fine pickle we're in.

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Don't mind me, I just came back to get some stuff I forgot during the divorce..

>>94539338
See >>94538678

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>>94539369
WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID, JERRY >>94539143

>>94539326
Whoa now friend, let's not say things we can't take back.

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>>94537828
Haha, you tell 'em Rick!

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Rick, we must be realistic.
At this point, EVERYONE may be a parasite.
You and me should make a run for it, before they try something stupid... you and me against the world, just like old times!

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>>94539553
Oh damn that is a sexy body. Remember that time we went to the strip club for my birthday Rick?

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RICK YOU MUST LOWER THE BLAST-SHIELDS SO TOGETHER WE CAN DEFEAT THE PARASITES AND CONTINUE ON OUR GLORIOUS ROAD TOWARDS WORLD CONQUEST

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>>94539609
I remember! if two of us remember it, it means we are both real and not parasites, right!?

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>"It's me, Centorea, the best one"

>>94539688
Shut up you dumb whorse. You are not snek.

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>Come back to bed Rick, I need another thorough plowing this morning!

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I can tell who is ze parasite. I'll tell who is who
IF YOU GET A HOLD OF AN EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPER

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>>94537828
Ok

>>94539811
...But wouldn't we have to lower the blast shield to get one?

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>>94539790
OK, am I the only one here to notice all those voluptuous girls are identical to the girls on the hentais Morty watches? cause they are. I'm feeling really uncomfortable now, can anyone open a window?

Uh oh, Rick went crazy. Again.

This is worse than that time you accused German Chocolate Flamingo of being a Nazi. Not all Germans are Nazis!

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RICK! jasper is on the loose, i can only fight her if you open the blast shields.

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Rick are you telling me you don't remember our trip to Egypt back in 88'?

>>94539306
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

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>>94539935

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>>94539867
RAAAAAAAAARGH! Shut the fuck up, Boco, you repulsive vermin!

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>>94539833
My offer still stands, friends. Open the blast door and we can be kings of ze candy world!

sorry to break character, but do you guys think a parasite could be that advanced? i mean im sure theres mind altering stuff like cordyceps, but could that alter memories and stuff?

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RICK, MY LIFELONG FRIEND! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ASHI IS JUST BEHIND THE BLAST DOORS, COULD YOU OPEN IT SO I CAN FULFILL MY QUEST!? WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!

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WOOF WOOF!GUYS, I REALLY NEED TO GO FOR A WALK! I'VE BEEN HOLDING SINCE DINNER, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE AN ACCIDENT!IT WOULD RUIN MY PERFECT DOG SCORE!

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>>94540027
wait a minute. didn't ashi die by some weird time paradox?

>>94540048
oh fuck thats from LMS right? i love that series.i even have the giant killbook of a bounty hunter

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>>94540075
indeed. the criminal always reveals himself.
You did again Rick, now get that false samurai scum so we can go patrol the city again

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Rick, I just stole the Statute of Liberty and I need you to let me bring it inside. I can only pass it off as a lawn gnome for so long.

Just grab your shrink ray.

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>>94540015
Memories are physical, altering the brain you could alter them.
In fact, our brain will often lose several memories due to overcapacity, and it'll try to refill the blanks with made up experiences, those of which it's impossible for you to tell apart. Right now you might have memories that have never happened.

Surely I can help Rick with this conundrum, if only I could get out and return with my research.

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>>94540075
Yes... isn't it time to end this mental charade? After all, both of us could FINALLY be free if we just get something riiiiiiiight behind those blast doors.

>>94540111
spoiler]Really? I've never seen a single scan or anyone that ever owned that book. I thought it was a clever Dan Luvisi ruse [/spoiler]

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>>94540121
now you just wait a minute too batman, how exactly did YOU manage to escape that nuclear blast?

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C'mon Rick, this is your old pal Peter Griffin you're talking to here.
We've had lots of off-color bonanzas together. Remember the time you helped me take down the Justice League?

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Rick How long will the confinement last? i just want to ride my bike outside.

>>94540208

Aw fuck, Peter could fill three houses with his cutaways.

I want to die, please just fucking end me.
End me now, Rick.

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Oi cayn't BELEIVE that awll of these parasites got in. Oi hayte parasites more than oi hayte MAD agents! Go-go-grab your blast door opener and we can get outta here and find Penny!

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I got it!
The parasite has to be the spoon! I can't think of a single bad memory regarding this utensil.

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>>94540208
If they took down the Justice League, why is Batman here?

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>>94540252
I think you should listen to this guy, Rick. He seems pretty legit.

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>>94540205
I was there to save him, Rick, just like you saved me from Doom legion that one time when turned Central City streets on a giant fly trap! It was just before we made you a member of the JLA, Rick. now end the samurai and lets go fight crime together!

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Grrrrr

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>>94540205
Look Rick, if this goes longer than 30 minutes I'll flush myself down the toilet, like a pumbler, and take my leave, I have important things to do Rick

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Oh goodness me! What a conundrum we have on our hands! Perhaps we should head out for tea to clear our minds, hmmmmm?

I'm a parasite
Open the door

>>94540404
He drives a hard bargain. But it sounds like a deal to me Rick!

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Sheesh, Doc, you seem a little.. uuh.. a little freaky right now. Wanna get out for a walk and relax a bit?

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>>94540252
wait a minute!!! How can you be here, if I disable you, Rick, Gadget is the parasite.

>>94540404
>>94540425
Rick, I've been doing business for a long time, I know when its time to close a deal. trust me, we should take it.
Open the door

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BOI IF YOU DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR ILL HAVE TO SQUASH YOU LIKE A BUG!
(Hope Marguerite didn't hear that)

>>94539864
And now I am to vomiting.

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Oh this is GOLD! You, Rick, smartest man in the universe and you haven't figured out? Everyone's a parasite, Rick! You, me, everyone in this thread. All of us!

And when everyone's a parasite...

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*babbling*

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>>94540468
You can trust me Rick

>>94540487

Okay, I'm shooting this one.

>>94540479
Boy, you should never go see Body Worlds then.

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They are all evil parasites Rick. We must purge them

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>>94540523
If you shoot him without opening the blast doors with that trap, everyone here will have their atoms imploded via total protonic reversal.

>>94537828
This thread now makes me want a version of "Total Rickall", where all the parasites are copyrighted characters.

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>>94537828
HAA! HAA! HAA!
You think Happy Cat a fake!?
HAA! HAA! HAA!
Doctor just has to recall memories!
HAA! HAA! HAA!
Like this morning when Happy Cat made you wake!
HAA! HAA! HAA!

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Is this like the ERP thread or sumethin?

>>94540581

Hmmm.

Worth it.

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*rings*

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>>94540687

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>>94537828
so, uh, why is morty so stressed out? bet the kiddo's a parasite, heh

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>>94538272
Creawy I'm the only one who wemembuhs how it all went down.

It was not so long ago that I was in Stwong Bwad's basement spitting Teddy Grahams all ovah da place. One of them got stuck to the ceiling.

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>>94540687

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>>94540687

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hey rick, im just draining hp and mp of the people in the roo......... im mean, I'm just relaxing here and not draining anyone like a normal person... yeah.

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>>94540687

>>94540687

Is no one gonna get that? Fine.

Moshi moshi, Boco des.

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>>94540205
Hey Rick look I don't wanna be here but I decided to whip up some Para-Sliced Tomato Burgers

They come with sliced tomato

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This old man,
he played two,
he played nick nack on my..

c'mon Rick open the doors we need to get out of this box

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>>94540891
ultimate power

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>>94540940

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Zounds!

It seems as though Rick has found himself in yet another frightening and fantastic situation, with danger lurking around every web-slinging, wall-crawling, action packed post of prodigious proportions!

But he doesn't have to worry about me, true believers! Your ever lovin' blue-eyed pal Stan Lee is most certainly not a paternalistic parasite waiting to strike when the time is right!

Now come on Rick, we've got ourselves a Fantastic Four issue to write!

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>>94539368
DID SOMEONE SAY PICKLE?! I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK BITCH!

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>>94540891
Open the blast doors Rick.

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>>94541182
>blue-eyed

>>94540909
Hey Bob, how about a Make Shroom For Steak burger?

A steak burger with sauteed mushrooms and Swiss cheese?

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Dude, weren't we supposed to have a crossover or something but it was cancelled?

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>>94541291
Are you trying to imply something, creation of Seus?
I know there isn't much here for you to deduce
I'm not a parasite you see, don't you remember?
I got my eye color changed back in December
When the pieces are placed all neatly in the puzzle
I expect you to not go and tattle and shut your muzzle

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Rick, how about opening the blast doors so we can all go on a picnic?

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I got an I-I-idea. Quick every- *URP* everyone! Lick my balls!

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johj

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>>94541373
Aren't you a bit too young for this demographic?

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Look what I found, /co/!

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This is a very fun thread.

>>94541483
Not a picnic! You remember the last time you had a picnic!

>>94540614
Give me the sauce and no one gets hurt

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>>94541710
>HELLO ME! LOOKING HANDSOME TODAY! RICK, HOW ABOUT YOU OPEN THE BLAST DOOR SO I CAN SHARE MY HANDSOMENESS WITH THE WORLD?

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hey guys what's going on in he-

>>94541700
A piece of shit?

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>>94541746
Please pass the egg salad

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>>94541776
nothing out of the ordinary i assure you.

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>>94541776
...

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>>94541793
RAGGLE FRAGGLE!

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Hey Rick can you get this over with and open the doors I got to get back to my Sargent before I'm awol.

>>94541700
IT'S REAL

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>>94541829
Ahhhh! Somebody help me!

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>>94541800

>>94541844
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A COMIC BUT IT'S REALLLLLLLLL

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>>94541858

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hey guys check this out

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Rick, if nobody's opening the blast doors, nobody's laughing.

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what did you say rick? i dont have fucking ears

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Maybe we thould open thothe blatht doorth. It theemth like thith plathe ith getting real crowded. My fight or flight reflexthes are tharting to kick in.

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RIIICK, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET BACK INTO MY REAL BODY IF YOU WON'T OPEN THE BLAST DOORS, CLEARLY YOU REALIZE WHAT'S AT STAKE IF BILL GETS THE JOURNALS

>>94541290
The call that saved this thread

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Ei tarvitse pitää räjähtäviä ovia suljettuna, olen rakentanut tämän linnoituksen suojelemaan meitä

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Oooooh wee! This is suuuure getting weird! How about we simmer down Rick?

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AHA! We will soon determine who is truly a parasite heretic! We have ways of making you talk! Like back during the inquisition days, remember rick? Remember how we made all of those heretics confess?

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I won't pretend to understand what's going on here, Rick. Your great scientific mind has steered me through enough trouble for me to trust you implicitly. But the line that separates necessity and desire is a thin one. Maybe what you need to do is put aside your selfish desire to keep the blast doors closed and let all your guests out. Metropolis isn't going to save itself, after all. What do you say, pal?

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Goddammit Rick Just open the blast doors, we all need to get to my boat.

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>>94542716
So, why don't we shoot you?

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I don't care about parasites!
BRING ME DEMONS!
BRING ME HELLSPAWN!
BRING ME GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!

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I'd usually melt through these doors of steel with my hellfire, but my connection to Mephisto feels weakened somehow. You have to let me out of here, Rick. Otherwise there's no telling what might happen.

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I don't even know what's going on. I just came over here to borrow some pizzazzium infinionite and now I'm not even sure if I'm a real person or a parasite or what's real anymore.

Was that time we got stoned and made fun of Dr. Utonium real or just a fake parasite memory?

>>94539867
...............................BOCO'S A PARASITE! QUICK, SOMEONE SHOOT HIM!

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Gah, we finally convince that jerk Gooley to actually give us a vacation and now we're stuck here with a bunch of weirdoes! Rick, just open the blast doors already; we can go get some help, kill off these parasites together and head on down to the beach! What do you say?

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:)

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>>94542716
SHOOT SUPERMAN, IF HE DIES WE'LL KNOW IF HE'S A PARASITE

>>94542950
I guess we can say Candlejack all we want if the real one is stuc

>>94539867
I don't know if you're a parasite, boco,but you're definitely a fucking parasite.

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Gahahaha! This situation fills me with such heart-pounding, knee-trembling, teeth-chattering despair! Watching you all struggle behind closed doors? I wonder how long it'll be before you give in to despair and kill, kill, kill?!

...

Hasn't this been done before? No one likes a hack job, Rick. Maybe you should open up those blast doors until you can think of a more satisfying sequel.

>>94542979
>>94542950

So, uh.....if we're all stuck in this thread, where is Candlejack taking the anons who sa

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Hiiiiii

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Open the
Be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be blast doors, Rick.

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Rick, we all know that these scrubs leveled up their dexterity stats, they're the fucking parasites.
Initiate Phase 1. Open the Blast Doors.

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Drokk it, Citizen Rick, if you don't open those blast doors right now, I'm going to nail your ass to an iso-cube.

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>Glares menacingly at Rick and motions towards the blast doors

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Forget these Parasites Rick! Let's go get something to eat, I'm starved! Why don't you open up the blast doors?

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>>94543018
Oh shit, he'll kill us all!

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O-Oh geez Rick, how are we gonna find out who the parasites are? Th-there's too many of them!

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God Dammit Rick, open the blast doors or I'll knock them the fuck down! URGH! MY HEART...

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Okay, Rick Sanchez - if that is indeed your real name, which it is not - clearly the burden of responsibility weighs too heavily on your magnificent shoulders. That's why I'm taking it upon myself to make a decision on whether or not these blast doors need to be opened.

Now, I'm going to say what we're all thinking: obviously aliens are to blame for all of this and then some. I say we open up the blast doors, grab our telescopes and scan the skies for visitors from beyond the stars.

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>>94543056
Sorry Robert, but it could take a *burp* month to sort this parasite situation out.

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>>94543109
C'mon Rick, you can trust your ol pal Pencilvester!

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>>94542716
>>94543075
Hang on a tick, couldn't you blokes just break through the blast doors on your own?
Strewth, wot if you wankas are actually parasites!?

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>>94543182

Rick really should be killing some niggas right about now. It's gonna get boring if it's just people saying "open the blast doors"

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>>94543233
A HYUCK!

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Why don't we just shoot the ones that ask about the blast doors? Can you open the doors? I'm getting a cramp.

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>>94543233
Found the parasite! He wants us all dead!

>>94543233
N-now hold on... we don't wanna get carried away do we heh heh...

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You seem very distressed, Rick. Perhaps a breath of fresh air would do you some good.

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If you don't open those blast doors right now, mister, I'm going to tell on you!

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>>94543303
Got room for The Great Bootleg and my bootleg friends?

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>>94543228
The man has a point.
Rick, why don't we start determining who is and isn't a parasite by starting with those who would be able to withstand a blast from your weapon. If they are who they say they are, then they'll survive unscathed, if not, then we'll have one less parasite to worry about.

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C'mon Rick, you can trust me! I'm being honest about being a skrull afterall!

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>>94538481
>>94538349
>>94538386
>>94539369
>>94539811

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>>94543192
THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH
be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be

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>>94543325
No...

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>>94543335

>>94543335
*fewer parasite
The real Morgan Freeman would be too intelligent to make that mistake.

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>>94543349
DO IT RICK

>>94540437
underrated post

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>>94543366
SO, THE NAZI SHOWS HIS FACE!

>>94539867
I don't have any negative memories of the new Boco! He must be a parasite!

>>94538349
Mr. Meeseeks kill your parasite brothers.

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>>94543403
I WAS ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERS! Oh. Never mind.

>>94543366
Too bad bitch.

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>>94543379
Then shoot me, it may be blasphemy, but at least it would serve a purpose.
Or maybe i could guess how many fingers you're holding behind your back?

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Typical: Mr. Straight White Scientist thinks he can just corral us all into a room and tell us what our best interests are. What gives you the right to rob us of our basic civil liberties, lab coat? Did you minor in fascism at whatever Ivy League yuppie factory churned you out? Or did you find a way to be part of the problem on your own time?

To hell with this. I'm getting as far away from your wanton exploitation of little people as I possibly can. Open the blast doors and let me the hell out of this carnival of conservatism.

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Killer Queen has already touched the blast doors.

GUYS THE BLAST DOORS ARE OPEN

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>>94543439
Well, Mr. Freeman I know for a fact I have no bad memories of you...

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OPEN THE BLAST DOORS

>>94543443
Your sidekick lost his arm and his daughter before becoming addicted to pills. Your sanctimony is not needed asshole

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>>94543476

>>94542959
But if he's the real deal, the bullet could bounce off him and hit another innocent.

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Alright ya buncha chucklenuts, I'm gonna start swingin' soon.

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>>94543534
>>94542959
>>94542716
FUCK IT I'M TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM

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There's only one way out. Let's head to the malt shop!

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>>94543479
Then do it mother fucker, let me show you what i do to smart-ass atheist bitches!

If somebody doesn't draw a picture for this I'm gonna be pissed

>>94537828
There's *urp* 81 of us but-but only 6 OF US. Which means that we're all different versions of the same 6 people.

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>>94543562
OH MY GOD

>>94543622
I KNEW HE WAS A PARASITE

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>>94543562

>>94543562
>>94543622
WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, ANON?!

THAT WASN'T SUPERMAN, THAT WAS GEORGE REEVES!

>>94543622
He's not turning!

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>>94543607

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>>94543635
I told you. But the mortals refuse to listen.

>>94543658
BUT I THOUGHT GEORGE REEVES DIED 60 YEARS AGO

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>>94543679
NO!

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>>94543622
wait, what's this?

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>>94543622
It was obvious, hes the red parasite!
Look, red!
Wait...that's blood

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I'm not a Parasite, I AM ALIIIIIIIIiiiiiive!

>>94543679
Oh shi-

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Rada rada, rada RADA?!

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>>94543777

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>>94543787
Schnitzel would never say that! He's the parasite!

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FUCK

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>>94543722
How was I supposed to know that was in there?

>>94543062
>Initiate Phase 1. Open the Blast Doors.
This is more clever then it has any right to be

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>>94543821
You dirty motherfucker.

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>>94543807
HE ISN'T CHANGING

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LETS FUCKING DO THIS
I'M NOT AFRAID TO FUCKING DIE

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Wow, Rick, some party. This many people, and you don't even have any food or drinks? Can we at least order pizza or something?

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>>94543807
>>94543841

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>>94543835
Don't give me that look! All we have to do is remove the Kryptonite and give him some sunlight!
So come on Rick, open those blast doors! You don't want Superman to die, do you?

>>94543679
>>94543807
>>94543841
Y-you just killed Morgan Freeman....
Holy shit dude, we need to kill this guy out of sheer principle....

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>>94543850
I'm already on it!

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>>94543868
Oh.

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Br-brother

>>94543891
>>94543868
Oh, wait, never mind...

We got one boys!

only 80 left to go...

>>94543849
RACE WAAAAAAAR!!!

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Ye-e-es, what a awful party... But Mr Sanchez, one needs a change sometimes. I find that we take everything too much for granted, including each other.

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Goddamn, we've been here so long I grew a beard!

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The only parasites I know are Bajorans.

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........

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>>94543982

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>>94543919
There's only room for one Rick!

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Whats the point of any of this, we either all die or the parasites win. Just make it quick Rick.

>>94544008
He's real. My ex gay lover but real

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>>94544003
Li-lick my balls....

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>>94544003
You're clearly not a Real Rick! You're a goddamn parasite!

>>94543233
Oh yeah, let's just keep letting the mad scientist with a gun keep us locked up in here, threatening to shoot us because apparently there's shapeshifting alien parasites, which is stupid, that could go out and do what? If they were parasites, they'd have sucked us all dry.

No, this is just one of Rick's madcap schemes and I'll be damned if I'm going along with it.

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>>94543976
Hold on for a moment there...
I can't remember a single time you ever did something wrong, you've got to admit, that's very suspicious Dukat.

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>>94544008
None of us are perfect

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Wow, jeepers creepers, seems to me that there are about 86 people here who need a good old dose of murder.
Wadda ya say Rick? Just like old times?

>>94544080
but you're dead doc

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>>94544065
Oh, hello

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WHATS UP SPARKLE POOS, I might not be a parasite but I sure as will become more infectious then a visit to Nurgle if the blast doors aren't OPEN~~~
You guys want a breastmilk sandwich, it came from MY OWN BREASTS

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>>94544095
Oh jeez rick, i-i-i didn't mean to! Th-the gun just went off!

Why don't we just kill whoever gets dubs, parasites can only make good memories they get dubs because they want you to have a good impression of them

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>>94544101
Oh no, I'm not falling for that shit. That sounds like something a parasite would say to confuse us!

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>>94544168
>>94544207

>>94544207
W-who are you talking to?

>>94544207
who was it

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VONE! AH AH AH
TWO! AH AH AH!

>>94544207
You're talking to no one? Only a parasite would be so foolish

>>94544207
You don't have enough bullets for all of them do you?

I think I figured it out! As long as we post pictures of dead parasites after someone gets shot, nobody innocent gets hurt!

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Heheh. Heheheh. Nice.

>>94544278
Exactly.

i feel that if anyone actually gets decision over their death, they end up not being a parasite. that's just not fun.

>>94544225
H-he was right there! See?! >>94544224 RIGHT THERE!

>>94544234
>>94544256
>>94544276
I'M NOT CRAZY!

>>94544278
What happens if we post a picture of both an innocent person and a parasite?

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>[Laughing]

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>>94544278
Sounds like something a parasite would say to avoid getting shot.

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once again

the day for the mitochondria to be free has finally arrived!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6PKHhAfU7o

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>>94544287
IT'S A TALKING BIRD!

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SOLOMON GRUNDY WANTS PANTS

>>94544310
Well, clearly they are not innocent then. Eheheheheh.

>>94544326
I'm human I swear!

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.....What?

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>>94544340

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>>94544340
>>94544395

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I just want to make this clear.
I am in no way a parasite,

>>94544340
Calm down Rick, I'm sure that you got all Parasites. Open the doors.

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Obviously what you need to do is find a higher life form that eats this species of parasite for a living. Duuuuh.