Just moved in. Have a hell of a day tomorrow but cleaning the place is doable. If not, I never expected to get the deposit back anyway. Probably not going to be super social as I'm still unwinding. Prior threads are here.
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>>94283065
Also, I am planning on posting the Ultimate Doomsday trilogy but I'm still having a hard time finding out when it takes place. One anon had said have it take place after issue #14 of Vol. 2 and I was going to have it take place after #15 but before #150. Any thoughts?
>>94338136
Have a good move OP.
I like your threads.
>>94338178
=D
To everyone in this thread, I ask that you please please please refrain from posting images. I'm going to need basically every image in this thread for tonight's storytime.
>>94338136
glad you made it through anon, welcome back
>>94338412
Bitches love spider-man
Gwen laying down the law
What was Peter thinking growing his hair this long?
>>94338710
Cause he's lazy. I'd say mine is about Peter's length and while I enjoy it, it gets so fucking hot. I have no idea how females deal.
Also this principle got way cooler since his last appearance.
>>94338710
To be fair, I think I had this haircut once. It was mostly I grew my hair out, and then a bad job of cutting it when the boss called me out on my hair being too long, and when they fixed it it looked like his hair does.
I hated living with myself. It might have worked in the 1500's, but yeah. Idk, maybe something like that happened to him.
bumpin'
>>94338924
When someone call that girl the bomb she took it a little to literal
>>94338729
>Dammit Bobby, I tell you hwat!
holy shit man. 10/10 would kek again.
>>94338578
Aunt May's home for Superteens, hell yeah
>avenger's mansion
But that's not a thing in 1610, right?
>>94338877
yes MJ, embrace the Jonny. Love the Jonny, become one with the Jonny.
And part one of the master plan of reuniting Kitty with Peter will be complete.
I honestly didn't see this coming. Allowing her to tweak her powers in the opposite direction is creative. Nice one Bendis.
>>94339136
HAHAHAHAHA
>>94339160
I think they all chill at the Triskelion
>>94338924
Oh hey, Liz is back.
With a Vengeance.
>>94339259
I like you.
I fucking love Ultimate Mysterio. He's deadly, and most of all smart.
Well...shit...
>>94339375
Being aunt may is suffering.
>>94338214
>Teach children that mutants and humans can't live together
X-Men need to practice what they preach since the Xavier Mansion only houses and trains mutants. Don't call for integration when you constantly self-segregate.
>>94338475
I didn't realize the Avengers existed in this universe. Or were the Ultimates re-named the Avengers?
And seriously, I love the random crazy costumed people who are always at police stations.
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>>94339457
I see someone had the 5-alarm chili
>>94339160
They stayed in Tony's mansion in ultimates 3 iirc
>>94338678
>How are we dating?? How did that happen?
I would love to know too, Peter
>>94339699
>ARE WE IN DETROIT!!!??
Nah, not enough bullet holes or wasteland. Might be close though.
>>94338412
Peter could honestly get more pussy than Tony if he really wanted
>>94339551
Xavier actually wanted that exact idea and he planned to make the school open to all those that value learning. X-Men certainly don't want that.
>>94339651
The Ultimates were renamed the Avengers for a while
>>94339651
616 Avengers are renamed Ultimates.
There are an Ultimate Avengers but they operate more as a black ops Ultimates.
>>94338984
>Bull-caca
??????
what?
>>94339677
Totally spaced on that. Good catch.
Unrelated to the thread, I just got my copy of Ultimates Vol. 2 by Millar which includes all the issues. I forgot how much I loved that series.
>>94338924
They seriously need to shut down that school.
>>94339836
I've heard it before. Never used it but I've heard it.
This feels significantly more childish than pre-Ultimatum. It feels like a Saturday cartoon
>>94339861
But 2 more attacks and everyone gets a free pizza!
>>94338893
Always loved this page
>>94339839
thanks to the story time, I've actually started hunting down and reading Ultimate X-men and Ultimate Fantastic four.
they're pretty good, lot better than I remembered. Could be NuMarvel making old crap look good by comparison, but I'm having fun. probably see about trying to start buy them once I get money.
>>94339676
What is Peter's web attached to? Is Bobby skating by just off-panel?
>>94339269
Punished Kitty
>>94340011
I loved Ultimate X-Men and Ultimate Fantastic Four. It was a comic line that didn't force me to read multiple titles at once to get a sense of what was going on. And the crossover issues (X-Men and Ultimates) got its own series rather than have tie ins which I really enjoyed.
>>94339442
This is the story that leads into Ultimate Doomsday IIRC
Now I have a snake girl fetish. Curse you Serpent Squad. Also is that a real infinity gauntlet in the background or do you think the artist was just having fun?
>>94340148
So once this issue is done should I just go ahead and start the Doomsday Trilogy? Because I'm game if everyone else is.
>>94340089
I just noticed, is the ground a photo of grass with some lines drawn on it?
>>94340184
I would a snake ladyI'd also a fish lady
>>94339269
STANDING
>>94340184
Oh.. Oh mysexy
>>94340255
ON THE EDGE!!!
>>94340184
>yfw you will never be cuddled by a cool snake girl who loves you and needs your body heat.
why live anon?
>>94339783
So much story potential wasted!!! If the Avengers have had mutants on their team for the longest time, why can't the X-Men have non-mutants?!!
>>94340268
Goddammit, Johnny.
>>94340235
sounds good. chronology is important.
>>94340235
I still think you should wait until after 14 just to be safe that you don't accidentally have the crossover spoil anything that USM hasn't gotten to yet
I really like the way this art draws the Serpent Squad.
Sort of wish SS had a series with Takeshi Miyazawa as the artist.
>>94340184
>Spider-Man thread suddenly becomes Monster Musume thread
Oh, hey, it's even got a bunch of unusual people suddenly moving into the house like MM
>>94338534
>>94338578
Aunt May is the best. I am working on a bit of fanfiction about a character called Phase-Spider. Kitty and Peter's kid. Its autistic as fuck. And its Godamn beautiful. Maybe we should all just webcomic Spidey instead of rely on those assholes at Marvel to make comics about him? Id work with you all. It would be kickass to make a Spiderman of our own. Better. More heroic. With midriffs on the girls. All of them.
>>94340340
Because as much as they say otherwise, they love being seen as separate from normal people because it feeds their persecution complex which allows them to be straight up assholes while also causing them to act self righteous about it. I could be wrong, but that's what I got from teh last couple x-men runs I've looked at.
>>94340353
So put it after 15 but before 150?
>>94340494
I like it.
>>94340494
>Child with phasing and Spider-Powers
This terrifies me
>>94340340
Because, ultimately, Xavier is a fucking hypocrite.
Going back and reading UXM its clear at the start that Xavier certainly wants integration...but that's because he feels its the safest way for Mutants to live. That being said, he is very much as post-human as Magneto is. And he fully expects a post-human, Mutant only world. The only difference between him and Magneto is Mags will kill to keep mutants safe till that happens, and Xavier is more interested in infiltration and replacement.
If Magneto is Hitler, then Xavier is the "Pro-Immigrant/Refugee" politician. One wants to exterminate the culture with violence, the other merely wants to breed it out of existence.
Integration is fine language, but Xavier's own actions are those of a supremacist who believes he can afford to play the long game to remove the "degenerates."
Spidey's a huge nerd.
>>94340585
That looks like a very awkward hug
>>94340494
link to story? I'm interested.
>>94340652
I see Bobby is a man of taste
>>94340537
Remender was on the right track with mutants, shame so many people REEEEEEEED at the idea that a mutant may not think himself special over anyone else.
>>94340604
>Nova
I wasnt expecting that
>>94340599
You're an idiot, go back to /pol/ with the "phasing muh white people out" BS
>>94340757
>That last panel
They knew what they were drawing
>>94340712
I loved Alex's speech in Uncanny Avengers and I am absolutely baffled at the amount of backlash it got.
>>94339323>"MY Spider-Slayer"
Quentin, you rat, you know that's not yours!
>>94340799
I'm not an idiot, and I'm not /pol/. And you are not refuting my point about Xavier.
He is completely playing integration with the goal of replacement.
>>94340599
I always thought of it as Xavier was MLK and Magneto was Malcolm X.
>>94340537
That seems like the right order.
>>94340887
Lmao I love how this just proves that Johnny would totally bone Peter
I like where this is heading.
>>94340877
It might take place a bit earlier but I'd rather have it later because there's no chance of spoiling anything.
>>94340869
616 Xavier is completely MLK (though he was supposed to be modeled after Yule Brenner).
Ultimate Xavier is a supremacist (at least under Millar), who realizes he can't win a race war, but he can win the replacement game if he can keep the humans from killing all the mutants until the mutants reach a level of population capable of holding their own/suppressing the human population. I'm not even sure he realizes he's a supremacist, but his constant "mutants have to do the 'post-human' thing rather than be humans with powers" makes it pretty clear how he feels about humanity.
>>94340834
Don't you know anon, every mutant needs to agree with everything the X-Men says otherwise they're an Uncle Tom!!! That reminds me, does anyone remember which comic that the X-Men either try to recruit claim Pietro and Wanda as their own and they tell the X-Men to go fuck off and that the Avengers did more for them that the X-Men ever did?
>>94340907
I felt bad for Jessica for her entire run, until she changed her outfit. As much as I hate the outfit, it did signify that she was no longer lonely and miserable
I actually liked round head Spider-Man.
>>94340941
Seriously, how would you guys react if you suddenly woke up as a woman while your original male self was still around, and one of your best bros asked you out?
>>94340950
My point that the X-Men still purposefully self-segregate and that they should include humans with powers on their teams still perfectly applies to the 616 universe.
>>94340941
At this rate they should've invited her to live with Aunt May. Aunt May would have definitely taken her in. Why didn't she ever live with Aunt May?
Oh, Johnny...
>>94341026
>His hope, optimism and hair. Gone
>>94340999
>getting your do gang raped in the girl's locker room by your gf and two ex's.
>toptenanimebetryals.jpg
>>94340971
Gwen is cute but man I couldn't have her as a gf, too smothering. As Peter kinda alluded to, it's almost like she smothers him. It's a shame too, since she's definitely gf material. I feel like I'm using the same reasons that girls use for turning down "nice guys"
>>94341022
I'll be honest...
I would probably fap.
>>94341022
Wear a skirt and heels.
>>94341036
yeah, you're right. They should.
This page is fucking god tier.
>>94341075
Man how do you react to that? Lmao. "My clone just made out with my bro. Does that mean I secret want to bone my bro?"
>>94341126
Great page.
>>94341022
I'd probably laugh in his face then try to find someone to start a cute lesbian relationship with.
>>94341228
God fuck the humans of the Marvel universe.
>>94341130
more for me then. I would love a girl that smothers and loves me like Gwen does.
Hell, give her a few years, she'll probably make you dinner every night and only ask for a hug and a kiss, and then you can make love at night. She'll ask you how your day was, make sure you have a good lunch when you go to work...
It sounds nice.
>>94341258
>Pointing a gun at a student
Always a great idea.
>>94341326
Muties ain't stuties!
To everyone in this thread, I'm sorry for starting so late.
>>94340637
Not finished with it yet. Ill post chapter 1 during a storytime.
>>94340558
OP your a drawfag right? Maybe you could take a look at it and see if its worth anything?
>>94341451
Of course Kong makes the first move, of course he does
>>94341478
maybe we'll get lucky and those bastards will kill Kenny
>>94341435
I'm a writefag unfortunately, but I'll be more than happy to look over some writing and give you some honest critique. Judge ANon did it for my writing years age and he gave me a lot of good feedback.
>Can't promise when I would get the feedback to you.
Kong is such a stupid self insert.
>>94339564
What's a yenta?
>>94341668
it's an old gossipy Jewish woman.
>>94341668
Could be slang for the policia or federales; see, "la migra"? Makes sense contextually.
>>94341689
FUCKING HELL KITTY!!!
>>94341709
Magneto ate people
Jesus Christ Kitty
=(
>>94341819
>Cover spoils something major
Why?
>>94341726
>Magneto ate people
W...what?
Also, is he dead now?
>>94341112
>>toptenanimebetryals.jpg
>not toptenanimecrossovers.jpg
>>94341958
>Peter's super simple face in the second panel
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>>94342058
Okay, I should have suspected there would be a twist.
>>94341959
Ultimate X-men #5
He says something like he hasn't eaten meat in years, human or otherwise.
Also dead as shit.
I wonder how long a copy could run around in my place before someone would notice.
>>94342423
>Sits on his lap and starts kissing him
>"Who is this? Is this his sister? Cousin?"
Yeah, those sound like the most logical answers.
>>94341784
>Bendis has not only one Best Girl but two in the same book
>has one show up like five times after her initial appearance, not interacting with anyone besides her male clone for more than a few pages
>taunts us by giving the other a brief shot at happiness with her one true love before pairing her up with his self-insert and then writing her out of the title altogether
Seriously Bendis? Aunt May's halfway home for wayward super-teens is right there and you couldn't just have Jess and Kitty move in too? Don't get me wrong, I love the dynamic he's set up here, it just feels like wasted potential.
>>94342535
I would have loved Jess moving in with aunt may. It would have been hilariously awkward if peter walked in on Jess kissing Johnny.
>>94341554
Literally wrote himself to run away with his comic crush
>>94342716
That's right JJ. You found the muffin man.
>>94342716
Not the time jameson
>>94342748
>No one assumes it's an imposter like the last time
Come on guys
Am I the only one who thinks Volume 2 feels very different from Volume 1?
>>94341632
I approve of this supporting character
>>94342832
Confused boner
>>94342832
...my dick is confused
>>94341229
he's definitely lying about that partright?
>>94342832
>Jamesons face on that body
This is getting weird
>>94342423
I'd be down to be Peter if Gwen came in looking like that
>>94342486
Lmao Chameleon is such a dick, but I want him to BTFO of Flash
>>94342832
>Artist forgot to draw her face
How embarrassing. I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
Good to see you back OP, glad I didn't miss this one.
>>94342848
It didnt seem like JJ was dead but then >>94343012
Fuck this ;_;
>>94343119
There are too many Peters on one page
>>94343217
Ultimate Carol is the Queen of barbs.
>>94343186
H-he is alive!!!!
>>94343236
Why the fuck are you angry at him?
>>94343236
Don't tell me Gwen is going to be mad at him despite knowing it wasn't him. I can see her being mad at MJ since she kissed him twice
I also feel like Kitty would have immediately realized it wasn't Peter.
>>94343186
>Jameson survived a shot to the head
I know he's hard headed but damn
>>94343264
What, you've never been mad, upset, or frustrated despite knowing that whatever it is is insignificant or false?
>>94343286
Oh no, they just get to resetting Peter to the status quo so they cankill him off and replace him with MINORITY LEGACY
>>94343306
>Artist
>Sara Pichelli
Guess we're almost towards the end
>>94343244
He dies later in MM:USM.
>>94343364
He really looks like Tom Holland here
>>94343337
This smug carol both pisses me off and mildly arouses me
Especially with that shot of her jut over peter in the 3rd panel
>>94343394
Well everybody from the ult universe dies in secret wars
>>94343476
Based JJ
>>94343476
>I know who spider-man is and I will do everything in my power to protect him
I'm tearing up
>>94343436
Did her head explode in the last panel?
>>94343513
WTF Peter looks way too goddamn young in this art. He looks 12
>>94343576
Stop being meta Bobby
Time for teh final issue of the night. Starting the Ultimate Comics: Doomsday trilogy, beginning with Ultimate Enemy.
>>94343606
Sooo uh Bendis..not gonna ever reveal why MJ dumped him or anything huh?
>>94343625
Oh no, Pete's gonna die soon
>>94343542
I like to think she ran into the doorframe. Seriously, picture it, the comedic timing is perfect. Big heartfelt conversation, she rushes off away from the camera with MJ watching her in the foreground, smacks her head on the doorframe, and we instantly cut to the next scene.
>>94339970
I love these looks for Johnny and Bobby.
>>94343669
KANADA!!
>>94343535
>Bobby hits on supervillains twice in this thread
>>94343761So Reed was the one who did this,
right?
>>94343295
This isn't even going to be the last time someone's shot in the head and they don't die.
>>94343790Yep.
>>94343807
Reed had a family and his father was an ass so this page looks about right.
>>94342155
I fucking love this page. That fucking smirk says it all.
>>94343594
>Poster discusses Jewish music
Weird
>Spider-Man story is actually about Colbert winning the popular vote in 2008
>Mentions Marvel Comics
I love when background text and stuff is legible.
>>94343849
Uhhh...what?
>>94343625
Thanks for spoder-mons, guy.
>>94343606
It's always weird to me when he just calls her "Mary".
>>94343880
Seriously, Ben and Susie is a crock of shit.
>>94343649
>That is the name I have given myself
No, it's the name Reilly gave you, and I've been thinking how weird it is that you kept it.
>>94342435
My child mind completely supressed that dialogue from the issue, and this just brought it back.
They really went overboard with making Mags a douchebag in a world where everyone but Spidey were douchebags.
>>94342761
Nice little call back
>>94342926
Wait is he taking Banshee?
ANd now we've reached the end of this thread. I hope everyone enjoyed. Hopefully when I start this thread tomorrow I'm going to be completely moved in. Fingers crossed.
>I have over 6 industrial sized trash bags filled with dirty clothes because during my depression this past year,, I stopped doing laundry.
>I literally have an entire day of laundry ahead of me. Heaven help me.Just couldn't help yourself could you? I hope you have a wonderful night. Stay classy.
>>94344033
Later OP.
>>94344033
Thanks again OP
I hope you're able to get all settled in tomorrow
>>94343637
Ahh I really like evil Reed
The Maker is an amazing villain
>>94343781
Bendis cameo?
>>94344182
No, that's Bruce Willis.
>>94344033
Thanks spider-anon!
Good luck with your day of laundry
>>94340999
Round head Spider-Man was fine but that hair is awful.
>>94341180
What is the story behind the fat bird man, his tale needs to be told.
>>94341451
Fuck off with this Kong shit, you expect me to believe that an anti mutant agent couldn't make this fat loser his bitch?
>>94344353
Vulture really let himself go.
>>94343476
Best JJ?
Best JJ.
>>94343880
Is this just Bendis self-inserting himself in Ben?
>>94344530
>Bendis keeps hoarding waifus
>>94343476
Ultimate Jonah is a goddamn hero.
>>94343513
Why can't this series just have good art again?
>>94344081
Reminder ultimate Sue doomed her universe because she was a huge bitch and wanted to be a slut instead of a hero
>>94343476
Why did we have to lose this JJ?
>>94341819
>I'm gonna beat you like my father did the Jews!!
>>94339323
I am with you. Mysterio is amazing.
>>94339737
Peter is too pure for this world.
>>94340999
OUT OF FUCKING LINE. You don't mess with someone's fucking hair, you just fucking don't. That is a complete betrayal of trust, you don't fucking do that.
>>94340268
My nigga Bobby on point as usual.
>>94343381
>>94343399
>>94343422
>>94343436
This makes no fucking sens.
>and that's why your the perfect girl for him
Perfect girl was Kitty. And being mad at PETER is fucking stupid. By all rights she should be furious with MJ.
>>94340712
>>94340834
The problem is that speech completely subverts the concept and story necessity behind X-Men. Yes we know they self-seggregate, but if they didn't there wouldn't be X-Men or most mutant comics.
Not to mention responding to discrimination by suppressing your own identity is sketchy as it is.
>>94338136
Thanks
>>94343746
What was the point of pretending he wasnt aware of this, if he won't leave any witnesses? Because this happened only to confuse the readers.
>>94341075
OH MY GOD
Does Johnny ever find out the truth??
Btw, Gwen is freaking out lol
>>94344914
This art is pretty good in my opinion, I was worried but I got used to it pretty soon.
though I do like Takeshi's lighting and paneling better.