This Season in Mewni...

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>>94311378
>November
Fuck, I thought it was in fucking October. Nefcy what the hell?

>>94311509
blame disney

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>>94311378
you forgot about Hidden clubs

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>>94311509
It sucks, but at least there's a clean break for the very new direction Season 3 must be going in.

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>>94311378
>the Evangelion of the West.
M A D W O M A N
A
D
W
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M
A
N

What do the card suit represent? I mean, I know
>red suit=good guy
>black suit=bad guy
But do they mean anything beyond that?

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>>94311378
if its not a flashback what is it /co/?

>>94312315
Passion and death, maybe? Love and hate?

>>94312368
Business. Just business.

What if your request here

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>>94312368
bbtbc 2, you know that they needed to use Tom later, flashback or not.

>>94312405
...Marco had to wear girl's clothes on a daily basis per request of star after Storm the Castle happened?

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>>94312405
Starfan13 managed to get the wand? What would it look like? What would she do?

>>94311378
>Evangelion of the West
Is Nefcy going to run out of money for the last few episodes, too.

>>94312368
It's definitely a flashback but they're not going to make that clear until the episode airs-- even when someone on the crew was asked if it was he was just like "I can't say." If anybody directly answered, "yeah, it's in the past, from before the series even began" it'd kill off the ship war/speculation stuff about how this will affect Tomstar/Starco for the next several months.

While if it was in the present there'd be no need to keep that secret.

>>94312368
Star will attempt to find out whether or not she wants Tom again. When she's about to think yes, Tom turns her down for Jackie, who's cucking Marco right under her nose.

>>94312522
>yfw the get Mercury for the finale

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>>94311509
Let the suffering of not/sveg/ commence.

>>94312478
>What would it look like?
A Star-shaped vibrator.

>What would she do?
Give ya three guesses. First two don't count.

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>>94312536
>Star will attempt to find out whether or not she wants Tom again. When she's about to think yes, Tom turns her down
this would be the best outcome for me though

Star's suffering must be longer and much more intense

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>>94312315
>red suit = good guy, black suit = bad guy
Eclipsa's spades are very red, so that doesn't exactly hold up.
Shades of red are the most common colors for cheek emblems, but it seems like they can be any color. Solaria had yellow lightning bolts, Moon's mother had blue butterflies, Heinous has gray clubs.

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>>94312629
1. Renders Jackie helpless
2. Incapacitates Marco
3. Reenact every erotic fanfic she has ever written with Star, Starfan morphing into each role. Day by day, the fantasies become more and more depraved and contrived, eventually culminating into her greatest fantasy: she and Star become one and the same. And from this unholy union, a new being is formed: Nefcy

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Post pictures of best girl

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>>94313082

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>>94313082
Ok

>>94313144
I hate this edit, and the fact that literal art can be banned because of a stylized titty. It's a good edit, but the fact that someone felt the need to make it at all is fucking stupid.

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>>94313082
Here they are.

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>>94313082

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>>94312478
She probably wouldn't do anything with it that another queen or princess hasn't done before

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>>94313273
This better?

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>>94313082

>>94313421
what the fuck ew

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>>94312665
is there such a thing as too much shipping

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>>94311509

what if star was following you around and putting caterpillars on you when you weren't looking

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>>94313082

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>>94313541
this goes beyong shipping tho
star's suffering amuses me
I don't understand why it just does
and I plan on enjoying more

and no it's just Star's specifically I actually root for guys like Marco or Tom even Ludo and Janna, who I hope has even more effect and interaction with other characters after she established herself as a close friend for Star but also a bad influence regarding her greatest flaw

>>94313541
That gif is terrible

>>94313576
I'd put my caterpillar in her

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>>94313576
id say "stop it you.. you.. d-DOUBLE BUG PRINCESS!"

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>>94313659

>>94313435
I'll gladly take the original if you have it. Censorshit in general rambles my jambles; doubly so if it's something that common sense would tell you is not pornography.

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>>94313576
then I would make the Ant hill kids look like puritans

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>>94313651
you shouldnt be allowed to live
time to die

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>>94313653
Early oc's of /sveg/.

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>>94313700

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>still haven't been able to see the movie
did it even air yet? It seems like no one even bothered to record it.

>>94313576
What kind of caterpillars? The cute squishy ones, or the ones that cause pain?

>>94313767
Or you weren't here everytime the links were posted.

>>94313767
>what is kimcartoon

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>>94313736
Much obliged.

>>94313767
nigga we had several streams the day it aired and it aired 3 times (the second being right after it originally ended)

I was busy that day from 9 to 3 and still had chance to watch it

>>94313767
So do you not have cable underneath that rock of yours?

>>94313780
tent catepillars cause they're the cutest

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>Evangelion of the West

I just imagined the opening hospital scene from End of Evangelion with Marco as Shinji and Star as Asuka.

>>94313813
>>94313801
I just use dailymotion for most of my (now airing) cartoons
>>94313833
Had to work several days in a row, had no time
>>94313879
>do you not have cable
Correct, I do not

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>>94313901
>encasing her victims in a sticky coccoon via adorable bugs
Clever girl.

Any "best of /sveg/" posts saved/capped?

>>94314024
Even so, how did you avoid the fandom for so long that you didnt know where to find episodes of this shit?

>>94313353
>serious business everywhere else
>playful and coy with Marco
I guess she can only let loose with Marco.

>>94314058
I've been watching a lot of anime I needed to catch up on recently, I haven't paid much attention since the end of Seadon 2, just tidbits here and there.

Oddly enough, I'm watching Evangelion right now, only halfway through. The purple haired drunk and the blonde scientist are cute.

>>94313818
This Star scares me.

>>94314119
>Ritsuko
>cute
she's a fukken cunt m8

>>94313818
>nefcy finally strong-armed Eden to do livechats
What did she do?

>>94311378
>By the end of the series, Star Vs will be called the Evangelion of the West.
Moral Orel was the closest we got, and it got cut down in its prime. It'll take ages for something on that level to resurface.

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>>94313576
Unbeknownst to you, Star has decided to use your sleeping face as practice for the ancient and noble Mewnian game of 'Stacking Caterpillars'. Notoriously difficult since the buggers tend to wiggle around a good deal and very much object to being stacked. You suddenly discover this fact just before the princess has almost beaten her personal record, much to her dismay. But she considers it a good game nonetheless.

I wonder if being vaporized hurt.

What if Mina invaded your house and ate all of your leftovers and drank all your booze

>>94314119
Enjoy the ride while it lasts anon, the show just gets crazier from there.
Protip: Watch all of the original episodes and End of Evangelion, but PLEASE skip the Rebuilds. They're not worth your time.

does anyone have that image of Star kissing Janna and flipping off Jarco and then Janna flipping them off? need it for a friend

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>>94314384
Gonna put that mouth of hers to good use.

>>94314437
Not that anon, but I've seen everything including the Rebuilds, and I'm not super into anime so I haven't really discussed any on 4chan,
but what the heck is deal with Mari in the Rebuilds? Why would they add such a terrible character that's basically just Asuka minus the charm?

>>94313833
At what hour did it airs on the app the night of the premiere? I remember waiting an additional hour after its supposed scheduled airing and then just headed bed.

>>94314003
feel like it'd be the other way around t b h

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>>94314037
"best of" = worst of

there is no best

Give me ideas to draw

>>94315012
draw toffee as general hiroito , ludo as hitler and buffrog as mussolini

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>>94315030
Monsters are commies, besides, janna has the perfect cinderblock jaw for mussolini

>>94315012
Janna being bullied

>>94315080
i aggre whit you , but i still want my draw

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>>94311378
You're forgetting one thing, OP...

BRING OUT YOUR KILLER QUEEN, ECLIPSA,
MY CRAZY DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE [/spolier]

>>94315012
Star using the toilet while Marco is Showering, Marco freaks out but due to her personality Star doesn't see the problem with it.

>>94315012
Rafael in a taco costume being caressed by horny brudo and river

>>94315224
While baby observes interestingly

>>94315172
>Star loudly using the toilet
fixd that fer ya

>>94314003
What was in the original image. I don't want to disappoint Nige.

>>94315251
brrrrraaaart pffffft

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>>94314864
>"I hope this shit doesn't get a second season."
>"Marco will be a cuck. Someone screencap this post."
>"I hope this bombs catistrophically."
IS /co/ ever sick of being eternally BTFO?
>"I'm willing to bet half of you are only in it for the porn."
This is probably the only true thing in that thread.

>>94312533
Most certainly is not one

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>>94315280
Durnkik, another fucking WW2 movie

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>>94311378
>Star Vs will be called the Evangelion of the West.
>Evangelion

Janna is fucking ugly

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>>94315012
An updated version of this?

>>94314437
>>94314762
Rebuild makes a lot more sense when you take into the context of Anno rebelling against otaku culture. You kind of have to understand the whole backstory of what happened with the fandom between EoE and Rebuild as well as it's context in the mecha genre.

>>94315338

I came for the porn, stayed for the suffering.

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>>94315012
This.

>>94315434
I second this

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>>94315434
Apemoney is behind this.

>>94315434
Third for this

>>94315434

But which part?

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>>94314384
You remember so many illogical things about that night. Your house broken into, your kitchen thrown into shambles, a busted magical princess passed out wasted on your floor. But you missed that have piece of steak and those cheddar biscuits the most. Sure the window was more expensive, and the Gin wasn't cheap either, but you were really looking forward to those biscuits goddamn it.

star is a cuck lol

>>94315434
Yes.

>>94315496
Yes.

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>>94315369

What did you say?

>>94315503
To WAR

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>>94315537
JANNA

IS

FUCKING

UGLY

That's what I said

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>>94315496
Not the poster, but probably a pov shot of this.

>>94315393
I don't know I prefer golden age sveg to whatever we could come up with for right now

>>94315621
Fair enough, no need to taint a classic.

>>94315621
there was never a golden age

fucking 3/4 months ago sure wasn't one at least

>>94315581
The aftermath? Really? Not Star moaning and wriggling, causing everybody to look at the grown man who just made a 14-year old girl orgasm on his lap?

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>>94315578
Oh that's what I thought

>>94313273
Someone asked for it. I didn't think it was a big deal.

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>>94314864
>Marco will be a cuck
everytime

>>94315689
I know. I was there. I'm not mad at the edit, or who made it. I'm mad that da ruuruus made it necessary at all.

It's a pretty abstract kind of rage.

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>>94315680
I like this idea better, actually.

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Ponyhead deserves to be violently pumped through her magical horse pussy puppet hole

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>>94315680
For reference.

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>>94315581
>>94315826
God I bet Nefcy's the one that's making these.

>>94315680
That was what I meant, but I skimmed and picked the wrong portion.

>>94315885
That makes absolutely no sense. First off, that would mean the people who work on the show browse 4chan and it's ~80 fans MAXIMUM, instead of going to Leddit or Tumblr where there's thousands upon thousands of them. Not only that, I don't write detailed stories, there are writers on board who do that.

>>94314864
>but I guess Steven Universe really spoiled me as far as cartoon quality goes
top kek

>>94315933
Yes but those other sites dont worship her as the current reincarnation of Angra Mainyu and lick her butthole

>>94315933
thing is porn doodles can be analyze to death, text not so much.

>>94315933
leddit and tumblr is where you go yo bask in your glory, 4chan is where you go to release stress and shitpost

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>>94315933
>Not only that, I don't write detailed stories, there are writers on board who do that.
>-I-
??????????????????????????????????????????

>>94315434
funny to see anons BTFO over shit like this like when it happened with splatoon

>>94315933
Faust was smart enough to come to 4chan, as opposed to other places, for legit critique and a chance to vent. Who's to say Nefcy is any different?

>>94316047
What happened with Splatoon?

>>94316056
>Nefcy could be shitposting /co/ RIGHT NOW

>>94316064
tons of anons on /v/ kept saying it'd be a huge flop, would sell awful and would never get a sequel. they were proven wrong since it sold very well, even for a Wii U game and it got a sequel as well.

>>94316084
I'm not shitposting right now

>>94315680
>14
Really?

>>94311378
>People actually believe that the suffering is over

Nobody who knows anything thought that.

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>>94316084
>it's a "trust no one" diversion
I see through your tactics.

>>94316123
Oi go back to work

>>94316133
Yes, really. Star is 14 years of age. Don't let the conditioning turn you off too hard.

>>94316133
She was 14 when she got the wand, and less than a year has passed in canon, so yeah (you) fucked a freshman from another dimension.

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>>94315933
>he doesn't know the cinammon nachos tweet from Adam

how do i get a gf :(

>>94316084
It would not surprise me since i once saw my boss browsing /po/ and /an/

>>94316189
>>>/adv/

>>94315933
Nefcy said herself that she reads quite a bit of our elaborate theories, and I believe /co/ has produced at least two major ones.

>>94316189
Eat right, exercise, get a job to make money, attend religious services once per week, learn a useful skill or trade, and take up a hobby that involves others in a face-to-face environment. In other words, make yourself valuable to the parasitic gender of our species.

>>94316189
rohypnol

>>94316189
Raid the neighboring village

>>94316217
>Just pull yourself up by the bootstraps!

>>94316189
ask out your tomboysih childhood friend

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>>94316336
funnily enough one day she told me that she used to have a crush on me

before she met me

haha

>>94316297
Change comes from within, anon. If you're asking "how do I shot gf", you obviously feel a need to change something in order to achieve that goal. Nobody owes you anything.

>>94316363
I know that, I'm mostly just making fun of commies by conflating the job market and the sexual market

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>>94316361
>tfw she asked me why I never tried to go out with her
>jokingly say her boobs was too small
>we laughed it off
>she later had a kid drunk abusive guy who killed her in a car crash
>find out later through her friend that she was pretty depressed after we had that talk

>>94315933
There's a minimum of 120.

>>94316189
>>>/out/

>Moon's mother died when she was around Star's age
>Eclipsa claims her mother died at a similar time, may have been lying but it was said

Is Moon going to die?

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>>94316482
Do you need someone, anon?

>>94316541
That or Eclipsa killed her mother, as a show of how evil she is

>>94316639
yes
death's sweet embrace

>>94316669
Yeah, I can see that happening as a twist. Still adds up to a dead mom so it's possible Eclipsa kills Moon in some way, directly or just indirectly as a result of the spell.

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>>94316217
>>94316363
>tfw I started getting /fit/ to become somebody worthy of Star
>NOBODY must know my reasoning for exercise

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>>94316680
Anon, I am probably in no position to say this, but don't beat yourself up over this. She may have been depressed, but she chose her own path, not you.

>>94316716
>NOBODY must know my reasoning for exercise
What, to impress girls? That's hardly strange. If you instead meant "to impress a fictional character who does not actually exist", then yeah, maybe lowkey that shit a bit.

>>94316749
Would also like to note that I may or may not have inadvertently caused the suicide of a popular guy in our high school class. Just so that I don't come off as talking out of my ass.

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>>94316985
>>94316482

>>94316985
Nobody "causes" a suicide other than the person who decides to take his own life.

>>94317039
Other than, you know, people who go out of their way to make a persons life a living Hell.

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> everyone who bitches about a villain not playing the 6D chess their headcanon promised them

>>94316985
I told a girl that she was lying about being raped because she wouldn't let me play with her F-cup tits in high school and she killed herself, and you don't see me whining about it. Don't be so sensitive, dude. People do stupid shit all the time. Look at China.

>>94317061
Tons of people go through worse and don't decide to off themselves. not saying your guys aren't fuckbuckets, but they didn't force anybody's hand.

>>94317085
See, you are an entirely different class of problems.

>>94317066
oh no

>>94317029
We thought he was trying to fuck a middle-schooler, and so we brought it up to the faculty, and they barely touched it. Word started to spread, I think even his gf was a bit unnerved by the accusations being made. Poor guy couldn't take it anymore, and he an heroed just a week or two before graduation. After his death, it turned out the middle-schooler was lying the whole time.

>>94317066
fuck

I don't know what kind of image I expected but it wasn't that

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>>94317131
I got 99 problems, but a person who is so emotionally unstable that they attempt to make me feel bad for them by hurting themselves in a mad bid for attention isn't one.

>>94317147
>accusing someone of something before they have committed a crime

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>>94316482

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>>94317147
When I made that face at you, I thought the implication that I wanted you to stop was clear.

>>94317147
I don't hate you because some guy killed himself. I hate you because you're a fucking cockblock.

>>94317125
I wasn't talking about this specific case (I don't even know what is being discussed) but people absolutely can be blamed for anothers suicide if they are the ones responsible for making the person so depressed in the first place.

>>94317208
Maybe they can legally. Said laws are bullshit. Bullying isn't fucking mind-control.

>>94317170
>>94317206
I didn't do anything. That's the problem. Most of the accusers were classmates and friends. I just sat idly by as they plotted and schemed for his downfall.

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Why didn't moon just mindbreak toffee and send him back to the lizards
>use some wacky spell or just capture him with a fuckton of soldiers and do it manually
>lizards lose morale and fuck off
>eclipsa isn't freed
>toffee doesn't bother mewni for a bit

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I THINK EARTH IS A PRETTY GREAT PLACE

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@94317247
>we brought it up to the faculty
>we
>I just sad idly by
Make up your fucking mind, attentionwhore. You know what, just fucking fuck off back to wherever the fuck you fucking crawled the fuck out of, fucker.

>>94317278
Why didn't Moon just rape Toffee?

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>>94316716
/fit/'s definitely got your back for that weird shit, senpai.

>>94317278
why didn't Moon just rape The Lizard

>Moon dies and the kingdom of mewni burns down to the ground
>Nefcy tweets 'whoopsie daisy star was sad haha xd'

>>94311509
What can she say? She just loves suffering in all of its forms

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>>94317318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA

>>94317278
>one of her friends LITERATELY entire deal is sealing evil things away that can't be killed
>'Oh hey, I have this evil thing that can't be killed, I'll talk to this crystal guy about contacting my evil grandma'

>>94317352
oh shit what the fuck

>>94317288
We brought it up to faculty, that's what I was involved in. Then when the faculty did jack shit (at least in their eyes), they went and started spreading rumors, which I thought was rather low.

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>>94317288
>>94317299
I meant more along the lines of the most fucked up torture you could imagine because he's just going to come back, but that works too.

>>94317352
This is a terrible argument, considering she was facing an entire army of things that couldn't be killed, and they only have one Rhombulus, and he isn't exactly the brightest bulb himself.

star is _______

>>94317352
>half a small country of regenerating lizard people
>one sub-80 IQ perpetual manchild
Gee, wonder who wins?

>>94317226
Not legally. People really misunderstand the mentality behind suicide which is why most people are hostile towards it. A big part of the mentality behind it is the sense of no escape, no way out, no end. You can't outlast it, you can't beat it, no one will help you, there is no escape, only never ending pain. And it gets to the point where death becomes less scary than the never ending misery you will experience for the rest of your life. People who go out of their way to make a person lose all hope should be held accountable for their actions when the inevitable occurs. If there is one thing I take seriously, it's suicide.

>>94317399
True, but his tantrums could be put to good use.

>>94317416
a cuck lol

>>94317399
>cut toffee up and put all the parts in their own crystal
>parade them around on the battlefield as an example
>lizards fuck off

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>I aint from around here, Im from another dimension
So what dimension does star come from then if she's not from mewni?

>>94317445
The song is about Marco, now.

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>>94317416
molecularly unstable

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>>94317226
You can bump a ball into rolling somewhere instead of pushing it all the way though.

>>94317368
Now you are more aware of people's fragility and will consider it better next time. Horray for growing up from bad experiences! Now post Star.

>>94317445
She's breaking the 4th wall and referring to "here" as Earth, where the viewer is

>>94317445
the punch dimension

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>>94317445
the cuckverse

>>94312828
Jesus christ
Human + Mewman + the wand = a god

>>94317085
Fucking A-game. Teach me your ways. Did you get a handful before she went?

>>94317352
Obviously Moon wanted REVENGE

How will Star cuck herself from Tom?

>>94317458
>will consider it better
What do you want him to do? Tape his mouth shut?

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>>94317458
Ok.

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>kelly cucks marco from both star and jackie in S3
BASED NEFCY

>>94317550
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Eclipsa Mewni wgah'nagl fhtagn

>>94317578
Kelly is trash. Not even cucking star makes her interesting.

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>>94317542
Be more tactful when talking/acting?
There's a lot of ways of approaching a same thing.

>>94317616
Yeah but who cares. People say awful shit all the time. Sometimes with far more malice than anon. He's fine.

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>>94317578

>>94317614
lies and slander
Kelly will make Marco Great Again

>>94317614
Kelly is beautiful

>>94317654
>>94317657
She's so fucking boring lads. Name 3 things that are interesting about her character

>>94317441
>lizards swarm and shatter Rhombulus
Nigga ain't immortal, like lizards.

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Is there anyone who unironically likes short-haired Star?

>>94317678
She's not Star
She's not Jackie
And she's not shit like janna

on a different not why the fuck does google want me to pick pictures of russian attack helicopters as cake

>>94317416
A cock sheath

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>>94317705
>braces and acne

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>>94317705
>braces
>acne
>choker
>short hair
>stupid and naive personality

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>>94317510
>ywn see this new goddess' mewberty form

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>>94317678
>I want to know what the hell she is and where she comes from
>I like that she's a friend of Star's from way back
>she's some sort of drug/sex addict but she also swordfights, maybe we'll see more on that

I'm not gonna pretend she's actually done a lot but she hasn't done anything to make me dislike her either and doesn't have an awful fanbase, so that + her being cute as hell makes me like her so far

>>94317705
Yes. She is a cutie.

>>94317705
>>94317741
the braces and acne are more appealing than the short hair in this scenario

not that they're hot, I just like the idea of Star's awkward preteen years

>>94317705
Damn her hair grows pretty fast in two years, then again, magic

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>>94311378
>Evangelion of the West.
Will Star start losing her mewmanity while making cryptic philosophycal monologues?
Will Janna suffer an emotional collapse ending with an attempted suicide?
Will Marco go through a depression for seeing his world falling apart, starting with crippling or killing his best friend Tom to finally killing Jackie, his idealized love, with his own hands?
Will Marco masturbate over Janna's comatose body?
Will Star absorve all the life on Mewni?

I don't know, too good to be true

>>94317741
>>94317764
>>94317810
Careful guys, some people are already calling you pedos for liking a 14 year old girl so much

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>>94317833
I like fourth-grader Star.

>>94317764
>choker
Fuck I missed that. Patrician taste all the way through (other than acne)

Hey /co/ how do you like your suffering for S3?

>>94317833
I just said I DON'T find her attractive :(

I just want to see what an even spergier Star would be like

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>>94317856

>>94317833
anything above 6 is not pedo in my country though and 10 is the age of consent which is weird since were not a muslim country

>>94317831
>Will Marco masturbate over Janna's comatose body?
more like his arm goes tentacle modo without his consent or Janna's

>>94317877
Your country sounds like it shouldn't even be getting internet to be very honest. Is your family rich or something

>>94317879
Janna is more like mari but butt fucking ugly

>>94317894
no were middle class and everyone here has government subsidized internet so everyone is always has internet

>>94317939
>free internet
What the fuck. That's pretty cozy for third world

>>94317965
>3rd world
dont lump us with some shitty country like australia anon were actually 1st world

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>>94311636

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>>94317705
>ywn eat stars liver with flava beans and a nice chianti

>>94317929
so exactly like mari then

>>94317998
>aoc is 10
>1st world
Pick one.

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>>94317457
This is actually a major spoiler guys. C'mon now.

>>94318049
were first world though in fact number 2 on the list of the happiest places on earth only behind Taured

>>94317856
please expose her shoulders we're sorry

>>94317705
>ywn show her a good time
>ywn "walk" her home
>swn ask you to stay
>ywn accept her invitation
>ywn crash on her bed
>ywn feel her warmth as she cuddles up to you
>ywn feel her little bumpy face bury into your chest, as she attempts to wrap her arms around you
>ywn hear her lispy breathing starting to slow as she drifts off to sleep
>ywn hold her close, stroking her hair, as your eyes begin to droop
>ywn fall asleep with a preteen from another dimension wrapped around you

>>94318057
She was at her cutest in this episode

>>94318134
That's good because my pre-teen self couldn't control his penis at the time and I'd accidentally knock up the royal princess, and the last time I've heard someone doing that in media the dude ended up getting raped and tortured for a year before sacrificing his friends and adoptive family to four aspects of human depravity so he could become a god.

>>94318100
>wealthy european
For now. Your cash will be redistributed by krauts soon enough. Enjoy your last glowing decades.

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>>94318100
>Number two happiest place in the world
>AOC 10

>>94318171
>krauts
silly anon germany hasnt existed since the fall of the holy roman empire

>>94318183
and?

>>94318191
Call the abomination whatever you will. We both know they're coming.
You may make fun of my internet but at least we're safe and relatively comfortable on our big island.

>>94317856
What's it like, being able to be an absolute madwoman 24/7, shitposting on /co/ from a pillow fort, having a wall of fanart in your office from dedicated fans (some of it skirting the line of porn), having TWO Marcos, and still knowing how to make late 20-something neckbeards cry like little girls without losing your way?

>>94317856
Pretty shit. There hasn't been any suffering at all yet. The only suffering is fans suffering from hiatus and even the s2 mid-way break did that better.

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>>94318211
It can't be a coincidence can it?

>>94315366
>another fucking WW2 movie
you say that like its a bad thing. Hell of a lot better than another fucking superhero movie.

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>>94317856
Teach young women to be cautious of predators in an extremely graphic way please, Mrs. Nefcy.

>>94317871
Nice
>>94318106
Ok anon I'll make star lose her limbs just for you
>>94318222
Pretty good although the lack of human sacrifices from my followers has troubled me lately
>>94318242
The hiatus is part of my grand suffering plan anon

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>>94317877
>10 is the age of consent
You literally don't live on earth
Take me to your planet

>>94311378
>Evangelion of the west

Not nearly pretentious enough.

Right now it's Disney's Puella Magi Madoka magika

>>94318242
Just because they got a happy ending doesn't mean there wasn't suffering leading up to it.

There was probably more crying from main characters across those few episodes than all the rest of the series.

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>>94318220
for now

>>94318311
>Philippines
>12
thats such bullshit since its more of a suggestion than the rule

>>94318222
Where did this pillow fort meme come from?

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>>94318310
>Ok anon I'll make star lose her limbs just for you
Best Day

>>94318329
We solved that problem years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_Field,_South_Australia

>>94318311
they're clearly FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION

>>94318285
The vast majority of WWII movies are bad because they're pushed out every couple of years to make the West be sympathetic towards the groups affected by Germany's actions in the war, which forces global opinion to demand more penance from the country, which allows the European Union to issue more terrible legislation or else face the wrath of being called "racist".

>>94313576
I would cry, based on experience.

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>>94317066
For what purpose.

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>>94318363
>radiating animals
YOU IDIOTS

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>>94313576
wtf

I want jumpers, sliders, timelords, time wizards, chronomancers, time cops, precrime units, slipstream team, time force and all other posters from another dimension to go

>>94317929
Mari has no personality so she can be anything. Fun fact: On the early 2.22 drafts, Mari was taking all the Asuka's spots because the staff literally had no idea of what to do with her but the producer wanted a new female pilot for the sales so at the end they just gave up and make her into the blank slate we know today.

>>94318300
I am concerned for the safety of Jackie

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>>94318539
Jackie can take care of herself.

>>94318315
>Disney's Puella Magi Madoka magika
A badly written cartoon with flat characterization, lazy writing and overdependance on shock value and fetishes? I'm not Star vs biggest fan but that's unfair.

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>ywn time travel with Nefcy just to buy a physical copy of Between Friends

>>94318569
Don't forget Mahou Shoujo Anne Frank

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>>94318602
>YWN surf the dimensions till you find one with legal child pornography and commission a live action XXX parody featuring real 14 year olds

>>94318365
Dude, Germany is the EU's leader de facto.

In any case, I'm not very fond of recent WWII movies because they're too Oscar-bait, considering the vast majority of the Academy members are old jewish men who lived during the WWII or heard tales from their parents. It's just too easy. Dunkirk is extremely overrated, it's a recruitment movie for USA's next invasion (either Siria or Iran)

>>94318414
Godzilla protects japan. So too will Umeena glorious avian guardian. Just thank God we didn't nuke the cassowaries. At least if an giant emu goes crazy you might be able to take us and it out. If there was a giant cassowary we'd all be fucked.

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>>94318658
Haha yes fellow poster I too know this feeling please tell me other things we might both agree with also what is your name?

>>94318691
I don't want to break the law, I want to travel to other dimensions to do things that are against the law here. Sex tourism laws don't extend to other dimensions.

>>94318684
>gozilla protects japan
>t. godzooky

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>>94318732
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK

>>94318739
Hey don't bully. If there's something bigger he kills it. It's like having a spider in the corner that keeps away the far more annoying flies. we're natures kill switch for big radiated stuff

I want to marry Nefcy!

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>>94318732
nope sex tourism laws extend to the 48 of the 235 dimensions

>>94318362
Now she's only good for fug and as a coffee table, good job

>>94313082
wanna hang at the hekapub

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>>94318776
>bugs are the good guys
now im convinced that youre not t human

>>94311378
>the Evangelion of the West.
Unless it ends with Star actually being an autistic boy playing pretend it's not happening.
Disney love shitty "muh love erase sacrifices made 1 minute ago" too much

>>94318846
Spiders aren't bugs, pal. You just have to get to know them better.

>>94318792
Do those 187 dimensions also have laws against trafficking children for the purpose of sex?

Asking for a friend

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>>94318752
Omni, why are you shitposting here instead of keeping spacetime in balance? I'd understand Rhombulus or Hekapoo, but not you.

>>94318873
186 of them do.

The one that doesn't is literally on fire all the time.

LITERALLY on fire.

ALL the time.

>>94318882
Does glossarick have peepee

>>94318913
Last scene in last episode of season one confirms he does.

>>94318873
dont listen to anon here>>94318909 the rest of the dimension is like a lawless frontier so there are not laaws or anyone who can implement those laws

>>94318913
yeah 667 of them

>>94318930
Do not lie to that anon, it is LITERALLY on fire. ALL THE TIME.

>>94317833
>Muh virtue
Fuck off

>>94317833

Why would I be careful? I would fuck Star age 14 or Star age 10 and I don't give a fuck about what some triggered /co/mblrina thinks about it.

so here's we know about the boarders in the future so far:
King Ludo (Casey Crowe's debut) was Evon Freeman's final episode; afterwards Casey will be partnered with Charlotte Jackson (Breadwinners, Billy Dilley)
the teams of Sabrina/Kirsten and Jushtin/Amelia last for three board rotations (Moon the Undaunted, Marco and the King, Tofee, Jushtin/Amelia's 2nd ep, Sabrina/Kirsten's 3rd ep, and Jushtin/Amelia's 3rd ep). afterwards Sabrina and Amelia will be partnered together (like with season 2) while Kirsten and Jushtin will be partnered together

in season 4 Sabrina becomes a director (who she's replacing is unknown), Kirsten and Amelia are partnered together, and Lorainne Grate becomes a boarder

>>94311378
>Broken heart
Probably literal. She's gonna go under some serious emotional heartache especially since she hasn't gotten over Marco
>Shattered diamond
She's gonna die, isn't she?
>Blackened spade
The pure evil of her spells
>Blackened wand
Wands about to be fully corrupted and lost

>>94318954
m8 those fires are sentient beings and most of their physical forms looks like those japanese loli /a/ is talking about

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>>94318909
>>94318954
Well I know where I'm going

>>94318997
>>94319071
YOU BUGGER A FIRE AND YOU BURN YOUR DICK

THE FUCKING ROMANS KNEW THIS

PROBABLY FROM BUGGERING A FIRE

>>94319111
Look

when in Rome

it'd be pretty bitchin if Star ends up getting some physical corruption from the dark magic too

>>94319111
what do the romans know, their empire collapsed

>we could have tangented onto talking about Godzilla
>instead we get this

>>94317833
I honestly don't give a shit what people call me anymore.

>>94317995
>ywn finger her butt while she's asleep, slowly conditioning her to the sensation of buttstuff as she has erotic dreams

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>>94319071
Man I spent 20 minuets looking for a decently relevant ancap ball but 2 minutes after I settle for one, I find one much more relevant.

>>94318975

S4 is already greenlit?

>>94316212
Besides Dies Irae, I can't think of any big theories we made.

>>94318355
A mouth's a mouth when it's full of warm water and ice cubes, alternatingly.

>>94315503
All of my booze? She would die

>>94319311
it was announced shortly after season 2 ended

>>94319272
Huh. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, I suppose.