Because we all deserve this.
You don't have to do this OP
Time to enter this madness
>>94047152
Is this actually copyright?
Like did he actually put in the time and effort to legally copyright?
I wanna assume no, but would feel like a fool if he did legit.
YES.
Thank you!
Will you be getting to the new stuff? Also, will you be posting the original or edited versions of things like the cure for gay?
>>94047290
he copyrighted the name Sonichu yes
>>94047311
I'm just pulling them from the cwcipedia, i think they have the edits
Hype. Sonichu is the hero we need.
>>94047368
>Chris' ultimate fantasy location is a city with an 'average amoung' of entertainment venues available.
>>94047368
"CWCVille" looks like an urban planner's acid trip
>>94047428
CWCville is Charlotesville Virginia. Perfection incarnate as a metropolitan area.
>>94047523
Into the madness we go
YEAAAAAAAHHH
DO IT YOU BASTARD
fuck i skipped 15
>>94047554
Are these as large as the images come?
>>94047394
>Cherry Cola
Every god damn time.
>>94047738
Why are there blue donuts on that things head
it's so shitty, I love it.
>>94047848
"final blow"
>>94047374
He kills people that say shit on him and gets to live inside a giant house for free, like a true hero
>>94047878
I am literally speechless
what even is this
>>94047983
top best
>>94047958
>and he is still trying
What is your excuse anon?
>>94048037
hey i have a full time job that pays higher than minimum wage
>>94048037
crippling social anxiety and the presence of self awareness due to a distinct lack of autism allowing me to live in a make-believe bubble.
>>94047152
Can this autist actually sue me over sonichu?
>>94048037
I have the charisma of a dead chicken
>>94047958
hahaha, oh my god.
>>94048130
only if you use it to make money
>>94047394
>>94047774
His name backwards as the evil guy gets me.
>>94048234
my sides have gone into orbit
>>94047958
Take chris chan as a warning to what happens if you do not lose your virginity.
>>94047462
I'd like to point out that 2 bits is 25 cents, so he's given them more than two cents
>>94048037
I have one and wish I didn't
It's not the curse ye hame ha anymore folks. chris bows to editorial too.
>>94048130
No, the "copyright" wouldn't hold up for 2 seconds
>>94048397
"Fuzzy-wuzzys get you hugs; Prickly-wicklies get you slugs"
what the fuck
why did I even bother to quote it
>>94047462
>>94047958
Holy mother fucking shit I was just in Charlottesville last week and went to some mall. My buds and I went to the gamestop but it wasn't open yet.
Was it THE gamestop? I literally had no idea Chris was from there.
>>94048234
He completely comes off as the bad guy in his own power fantasy
>>94048130
He can't, how the fuck he could sue you for drawing a character from nintendo with sega elements? He can't copyright this shit
>>94047316
wait a minute, he CAN copyright a character which is basically the fusion of two copyrighted characters???
>>94048473
>when your having a shit day at work and bae calls
>>94048468
It would make for one funny ass court trial.
>>94048460
Charlottesville Fashion Square?
>>94048499
Not really
And with this stellar advert issue 0 comes to a close.
>>94048550
There were multiple issues with that
>>94048534
I'm really not sure. Theres a plaza near it with a toys r us, and near that was a plaza with a K Mart that was closing.
>>94048575
EGGMAN'S FACE
>>94048037
Unlike Chris i know how fucked up I am, 20 years later and he didn't got shit, I will repeat his mistakes
>>94048618
So is it pronounced Nate-Seark?
>>94048600
>>94048509
God I love the clear reference to real life events he's taking out on these fictional representations.
>>94048320
autism dually noted
>>94048037
A whole mess of issues like social anxiety, being talentless waste of breathe, making minimum wage in crappy retail job at my age and being slightly fat.
>>94048723
>>94048758
>125mph
That's not really that fast.
splash page yo
more ads
>>94048723
>>94048800
Jesus Christ
>>94048860
No anon, there is no Jesus or god. He was just lie made to control the sociopathic masses.
>>94048960
wait, I thought sonichu was sonic and pikachu mashed together
>>94048975
God is dead, and Chris-chan killed him
>>94049007
nope, mutant pikachu
>>94047290
Do you even need to file for copyright nowadays? Its just for trademarks right?
>>94048816
Neither is 200 rpm, isn't that just over three rotations per second? I remember Vivian Gee making fun of these measurements in the annotated audiobook
>>94049104
chris-chan please don't associate yourself autistic people, we don't want you.
>>94047290
>>94049054
Chris hasn't actually copyrighted Sonichu. He got a Copyright Registration.
A CR is to place on record a verifiable account of the date and content of the work in question, so that in the event of a legal claim, or case of infringement or plagiarism, the copyright owner can produce a copy of the work from an official government source.
Chris doesnt actually have any rights to Sonichu. He has a piece of paper that basiclly says "I made this at this point in time"
>>94049165
Something seems off about eggman's face again...
>You will never be autistic enough to make a work of this magnitude
>>94048816
Especially since in the recent issues, sonichu runs at over 10,000 kph
>>94048787
>minmaxed offense and speed
>still the biggest jobber in the entire story
Blachu's existence is suffering
>>94049218
>You will never make a comic because you lack Chris Chan's productive capabilities
ftfy
>>94048430
Yes it would.
Art Director reporting in. Without going into a shit ton of boring details it boils down to this: The moment it is created and fixed in a tangible form that it is perceptible either directly or with the aid of a machine or device it has basically a floating copyright.
Formally registering it would be wise, but there is enough material out there to keep anyone from being able to adapt the copyright for themselves.
>>94049300
Even when the property is a copyright violation itself?
>>94049322
That's not how tempered glass works
>>94049355
somehow it falls into free use
>>94049423
The best robots always have ass rockets
>>94049379
but Sonic and Pikachu are literally in this comic
>>94049537
Some meta commentary on chris's taste in anime, Excel Saga did this better
Editorial cracks down again
but wait...
>>94049700
the original
Chris would later go on to ADD rainbows rather than remove them.
>>94049756
What hellish direction is this going in
>Story time of Pain
jokes on you OP, I actually enjoy thisin a twisted and full of irony way
Issue 2 and the plot thickens
>>94049876
We found a Masochist
>>94050034
This is starting to scare me
>>94050034
D E L E T
>>94047152
Does Linkara's Lightbringer Webcomic deserve a SoP?
Fact, Chris rarely bathes and equates spraying himself in axe bodyspray to showering
>>94050149
One hellish nightmare at a time thank you
>>94050149
Yes, oh lordy yes.
>>94049825
It's based on a true story
>>94047316
>>94048499
You can't copyright names and titles.
He *could* try and trademark 'Sonichu' since it is not generic and arguably distinctive at this point; but the USPTO would probably reject the application on the grounds of high likelihood of confusion with existing marks.
>>94050136
These characters are just a girl he knew who he had a crush on, and a guy she went out with for a little while.
>>94050255
The early issues had way too many blatant copyright infringements, but the newer stuff, maybe, since more comes from his own hellish imagination.
>>94049192
So, hypothetically, I could make a Sonichu comic and Chris couldn't do shit? Asking for a friend.
>>94050353
Why do you care, Penders?
>>94049007
That's what I thought too. Originally I was horrified.
Truly a page for the ages
>>94050169
>may I orbit your belt
>>94050405
The classic
>>94050430
Don't be a prick and post reaction images in a storytime.
>>94050405
This page more than any makes me think that this man truly is thinking on a different plane if existence
Not necessarily a higher one though
>>94050034
>>94050489
You stop that!
>>94050440
Imagine being so jealous of a guy who briefly dated a girl you knew, who you had no chance with in the first place, that you base several comic arcs around him, when all other involved parties have long since moved on with their lives
>>94050503
>No woman has ever thought that about Chris
>>94050503
wtf is this yu-gi-oh shit
>>94050530
I like how he forgot to change Wes' name on this page
>>94050569
Wes is the true hero in this
>>94050405
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
The ads are my favorite part. Especially when he credits the relevant agencies.
>>94050594
>She must be the lady of peace
>As she's shooting a man through the chest
>>94050149
I think it's fair to say yes.
>>94050255
'Sonichu' is the same as Wolverine or Batman.
This is not a stock name and would be considered a unique expression. Therefore a copyright could be obtained. Fixed in a tangible medium of expression is a real thing with copyright laws and this guy, or whatever he is this week, has it in spades because this comic has been going on for a while. He would win any lawsuit for the name and possibly, again this is the grey area due to back story and the real sonic, for the likeness as well. Though I seriously doubt he could get away with the likeness. If Sega came out with a Yellow Hedgehog he could not do a damn thing because Sonic is a unique expression as well; with a true copyright.
The name however could be, and technically is his copyright.. You are misunderstanding the laws. Names and titles relate to common names, a corporation, catch phrases, etc. The laws do not protect those names because if it did Burger King could copy right their name and then demand it is never used in a news story or review. They can be trademarked. Copyright laws are used to protect creative works. This is a unique name, not common name like Bob Smith or Fred Dukes. If that was the case Batman has a copyright, but Bruce Wayne does not.
>>94050405
Whenever I see this page I think of this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc
>>94050683
*dramatic sound effect*
>>94050309
The sonichus can now mega-evolve, and Chris's newest self insert does a fucking sonic rainboom in the latest issue. There's still plenty of copyright infringement going on.
>page 5
did some news happen or ar we just not bumping?
>>94051027
Probably just a lack of bumps, so have a bump
>>94051159
Thanks
Maybe everybody else just died, taking the subject matter into consideration
Thanks for doing this, I never really read that far after the 1st issue
It has come to my attention that I am a massive tard and put covers in a seperate folder. so the back issues to follow
>>94051267
was there a climax to this?
Issue 0. Sure to be a hot collectors item if you back the patreon and get one signed by Chris
>>94051306
I have actually never read this in its entirety.
Issue 1
>>94050708
That remembered me of the best chris chan song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPKfpPw6jMo
And the cover for the issue that just wrapped, number 2
>>94049196
How long did you last /co/?
Now onward, to issue 3
>>94051353
>reminded.
Damn I need some sleep
are you going to post the Wedding comic with the infamous duck outline
>>94051458
ducks arent allowed on this board, we might have to get >>>/out/
why must there be babies
>>94049971
WE WUZ
>>94051634
Ok what the literal fuck
>>94051634
>Chris is God
>Can't just stop all the bad shit happening in CWCville with a snap of his fingers
>>94051793
Wait, is this actually in the "comic"
>>94051634
>humble servant of our LO0RD
>>94051796
Even chris knows that there wouldnt be a story otherwise. I guess.
>>94051867
"and I can use pants"
One sec, I need to breathe
>captcha - WORLD dominion
BANZAI!
Does anyone remember when that show came to American television?
Is Chris still making these? And if he is, has the art improved at all?
>>94052242
He's just finished a pair of issues. the art is still terrible
>>94052236
Nope
>>94052277
>>94052242
If anything it's gotten worse.
Where he would reference his drawings on old sonic comics now he does it from his own comics and it shows.
Tails Gets Trolled when
>>94052418
ughh I'll be passing on that one I think.
>>94052418
But that's a good comic
>>94047160
2nd panel and already self-inserting
>>94052455
Chris would have a better shot with a monkey
>>94052564
Is that fucking coldsteel the edgehog
>>94052863
*infernal screaming*
Now issue 4 deserves a bit of explanation.
Chris thought it would be a good idea to do a clipshow issue where he collects all the sub episodes from the previous issues and re publish them.
For the sake of brevity and because of duplicate images I will be skipping to the continuation of Mac Attack.
BUT if you want the full issue 4 experience you can go back in this very thread and re read the sub issues.
>>94047958
>lemme get uhh boyfriend free girl
>boyfriend free girl machine broke
>>94052935
>NOW, AS FOR YOU TWO MANAJERKS, THE PAIN THAT YOU BOTH ARE FEELING NOW SHOULD BE PUNISHMENT ENOUGH FOR GOING AGAINST ME IN MY QUEST FOR A BOYFRIEND-FREE GIRL TO LOVE AND TRUST! I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR RULES, EITHER OF YOU, OR ANY MALE, OTHER THAN MY FATHER AND MYSELF! BUT LET ME MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR THAT IN MY QUEST, IT IS VERY HARD FOR ME TO FIND A GIRL DUE TO THE INFINITELY-HIGH BOYFRIEND-FACTOR! AND I DO NOT WANT TO RISK GETTING A PUNCH IN THE FACE FROM A JERK! ALSO, SINCE THE LADIES ARE UNABLE TO NOTICE MY PERSON, BECAUSE THEY MOSTLY HAVE SHOPPING ON THEIR MINDS, I HAVE TO LOUDLY SPELL IT OUT. SO, PLEASE, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE WITH MY LOVE QUEST!
What did he mean by this?
>>94053073
Understandable, thank you.
>>94052418
Fuck you trolls!
>>94047345
I'm out.
This feels like making fun of a special needs child.
>>94048787
>power level measured in Japanese flags
>>94053093
Am I the only one cheering for the manajerk?
>>94052418
No real pain in that one, it's rather enjoyable.
This foreshadows nothing in Chris' life.
>>94047848
Man, I forgot how utterly ridiculous the contrast between Rosechu's Story and the real Sonichu comic is. (I highly recommend Rosechu's Story for anyone with an interest in Sonichu/CWC, it's the same story but told well and it's great.)
>>94050607
during the stone age the dinosaurs were so stupid that they needed to be told twice to run from a meteor
>4chan cup music comes on WMP
one week if you dont remember
>>94047152
AHHHHHHH...Sonichu.
The tale of an individual who, so lonely for a girlfriend, decided to become one.
>>94052242
>improved
He was in his 20s when he made the original one that looked it was drawn by a 9-year-old. Given his inability to put hard work into anything, I'm going to hazard a guess that he hasn't improved in the slightest.
>>94053536
Chris really doesn't know how to be subtle
>>94053591
Why would he improve? He feels his art is the pinnacle of talent from the beginning. In his mind there is nothing to improve upon.
>>94053637
its like this was written by a foreign man who doesnt speak english but knows all the words.
My lifelong dream is to somehow get Sonichu into the Library of Congress so that Chris's autism is immortalized forever in the eyes of the american public.
>>94053183
>This feels like making fun of a special needs child.
It's making fun of a special needs adult.
He's gotten so much online attention over the years that people have genuinely tried to help him, and he pisses it away every time.
>>94049844
>>94049821
>>94049786
>>94049756
>>94049727
>>94049700
>>94049669
>>94049633
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/The_Tale_Of_The_Crazy_Pacer
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Anna_McLerran
>>94053751
it all becomes so much stranger when you understand how much of it is non fiction
>>94053696
>drooling over the female version of CWC
We've seen what that looks like.
>>94053791
>301
But the maximum score in 10 pin bowling is 300.
450 for 5 pin bowling, but he drew 9 pins in the air.
>>94050867
that's a big ass blunt
>>94054061
>all that is down is only the floor
>people die when they are killed
>fun things are fun
>>94054061
He's giving the cup dat succ.
>people die when they are killed
>fate/stay-night.jpg
>>94053911
So wait, Chris is Sonichu?
>>94054132
no no no.
Sonichu is Sonichu
Chris can become Chris-Chan Sonichu
totally different character
>>94054097
>re-shatter my unbreakable heart
How'd it get shattered in the first place if it's unbreakable?
>>94054132
Basically putting the eponymous character in the backseat for Chris' own personal bullshit about getting kicked out of nearly everywhere.
>>94054202
You will soon come to understand that chris has a nonexistent grasp of the words he uses.
>>94054061
So what I'm getting from this is Chris is banned from the mall due to harassing women constantly, but he goes there all the time and tries to evade the mallcops?
>>94054228
I'm not sure why CWC thought he could hang out in a food court drawing comics all day because he bought a $1 drink. I'm sure they had no loitering signs or time limit signs somewhere. Even if they didn't, you can't just start working on shit there.
>>94054249
yes
I feel i greatly underestimated the stamina needed for this. My hats off to all the regular story timers
>>94054545
you're a real trooper, OP. I appreciate you.
>>94054545
If you manage to endure the entirety of Sonichu, that means you are close enough to super-human levels of stamina
>>94054736
>suddenly magical girls
>>94054785
chris relationship with Sailor Moon is one of the most intersting aspects imo
>>94054707
Do Chris-Chan Sonichu and Christine Rosechu ever have sex?
And with that issue 4 comes to a close
>>94054918
what kind of wanker brings a gramophone to a wedding
>>94054894
Should I know who that guest star is?
NEW THREAD
>>94055034
>>94055034
>>94055034
>>94055034
>>94050353
I dunno. The guy who does Tails gets Trolled just shoved in Sonichu in his comic.
>>94054284
Many artists go to cafes, order something and work there for hours.
Some cafes became famous for having certain artists prefer them.
Of course chris being an idiot and broke as shit does so in a foodcourt.
>>94054545
It's a lot easier if you have a pass and 4chanX.
If you want to follow your dreams and storytime regularly it might be worth looking into.
>>94054284
Shit mang, I see people who hang out in a food court all afternoon. There'd be like half a dozen old guys just playing cards or whatever, every weekend.
Knowing CWC, he's probably chuckilng to himself, saying the lines of his comic in squeeky voices, or audibly sneering at the other people in the food court.
>>94047290
>>94049054
>>94049192
>>94050353
copyright is automatically granted to any work. saying "copyright [year]" isn't required, you don't need to say it to have valid copyright on a work. sonichu is indeed copyrighted by CWC, though since it's a derivative work he would have a hard time finding an IP lawyer that would actually take his case, if he wanted to sue someone. (like 4chan, for example. this thread is unauthorized distribution of a copyrighted work, and if christine filed a DMCA then hiroshima would delete the thread)
>>94047171
You don't have to keep breathing, but here we are.
BRING ON THE PAIN MOTHERFUCKERS! I'M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS!
>>94048777
Holy crap, trips, are you me?
>>94048037
It sounds gay but I've come to terms that I'll probably die alone. I know I'm not ugly and there's been many times where I know that if I ask out someone they'll say yes but I'm too much of a pussy to do it. It's not I'm some kind of beta that can't talk to girls, but I'm afraid of what will happen after they say yes. I feel like a dog chasing cars and I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I personally think I'm a bad person and I'll probably ruin their life or mine. I'm getting old and I'll probably die a wizard but I don't care. As long as I have fun with my life and do the things I want to do then I'll die happy. These wants and desires aren't even mine, they're the result of a society that worships sex and relationships being pressured onto me. Just leave me the fuck alone and let me slowly die in peace.
>>94047235
>You are as beautiful as a rose
>I do need a new name, so I suppose... ZAPBUD WILL DO!
>>94057951
You don't really want that, do you?
>>94048037
I don't have a gf becauseI have a fiancé
>>94051338
>>94051367
I think these two covers are actually good. Issue 1's is iconic in how shitty it is but imagine >>94051338 with the Flash or something. Issue 3 is obviously a little funky but there is an actual attempt at composition. I wouldn't be surprised if it was ripped off from somewhere
>>94048037
She realized she prefers other women.
>>94051353
damn, who would have though /v/ would have such a good singer.
>Chris: You think that comic character wouldn't have its own thoughts and feelings?
>Alec: NO!
>Chris: You are naïve.
>>94047152
I suppose you're right.
>>94047152
We sure do.
I'm going to rip this shit off. Jesus christ
>>94047934
>>94047958
>from stranger to mayor to father
??
>>94048037
Currently trying to arrange a date with a girl, thank you very much
>>94047212
>girl raichu
Wasn't that added later because people were calling Rosechu a dude due to the fact that that raichu didn't have the little detail female raichus are supposed to have?
>>94064940
Are... Are you sonichu lore expert?
>>94047394
>main villain is black
Christian is a /pol/fag confirmed
>>94065147
Just an oldfag who had been here since the beginning. I think the first comic posted in 05 or 06 and was actually Patti-chan: Death and Rebirth.
>>94050405
Literally perfection
>>94052418
Jokes aside, It is pretty good in a weird way
>>94050262
>"queen" of the Cherokee "clan"
>white with blonde hair and blue eyes
Why is he like this?
>>94055020
It's a Yugioh card.
>>94048130
Artist*
>reads Sonichu
>turns out to be better than that boring gundam series on toonami
>>94068591
Sonichu is at least entertaining, which is way more than I can say for Transformers Animated.
>>94048473
>>94048509
>his ultimate power is curse of bad luck and extreme misfortune
>>94068619
>>94068591
You guys haven't seen the second part of this story time, have you
>>94068682
You've never been to /m/, have you? It's a place where Sonichu is seen in decent regard while slamming anime like Outlaw Star, KanColle, and Samurai Champloo
>>94068682
I've seen Valvrave, Fate/Zero, Serial Experiments Lain, and Active Raid, Chris-chan wishes he could make something as bad as those.
Does Chris still write sonichu?
>>94068872
>Lain
You don't seem to understand Anon.
>>94068893
Unfortunately yes
>>94068872
I thought weebs went nuts for Lain.
Years later and I still don't know what to make of this.
>>94068905
I understood it fine, it was still awful.
>>94068927
/m/ is bizzaro weeb world. Imagine any opinion critics have and you will find counter opinions there. If 4chan was the Warhammer Earth /m/ would hands down be the chaos waste section that worships Malal.
>>94051662
>He was literally raised by Nabeshin
>>94050867
Fucking Chris, everybody trying to stop a giant robot and he's there smoking a giant joint.
>>94068965
Buddy when I said that I was talking about weebs in like, 2005.
>>94049104
Ah finally I can understand the lore.
Gonna just drop this here
>>>/m/15711847
>>94047906
So Chris chan randomly just fucking appears?
>>94069271
/m/ wasn't joking when they said the board was in civil war
>>94069324
Looks closer to anarchy
>>94069345
well Malal is their patron chaos god
https://1d4chan.org/wiki//m/
>>94069271
Okay, I know Outlaw Star is good, and I seem to recall hearing Patablor is okay, but just how inaccurate is this post?
>>94069453
Not in the slightest, this is what /m/ considers lackluster or mediocre
/m/ is the only place on 4chan that would willfully and without any bribery be against net neutrality because they want people they don't like censored because they feel censored by not being popular enough.
>>94069733
/m/ likes to think it's all one person, but it gets pointed out easy that is to scapegoat so nobody takes them serous. It's like a much smarter Chris-chan got revenge on a board and succeeded.
>>94050345
I just noticed chris chan does maps similar to oda from one piece.
Not complimenting chris just pointing out what's arguably one of the most annoying things one of the greatest comic writer in the world does that Chris also does.
>>94048115
>Happy Mother's Day!
Oh, the pain. This guy's poor parents.
>>94048289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec
>>94053875
Knowing Chris I assume that's because of the joke when you say you got a "300 and won". Either it's an attempt at a joke, or more likely, he heard the joke at some point and thought a 301 was a unbelievably good score.
>>94047958
That top right panel of Sonichu would make a great reaction pic.
>>94049379
Only if he could somehow argue that it constitutes a parody (as he always tries to).
And he still couldn't sue anyone. Fair use doesn't mean you can enforce copyright over the derivative work, it only means the derived work isn't considered infringement on the original.
>>94048062
Same desu. For 27 an hour overtime, the company can rent my soul
>>94070843
>>>pic related
>>>jk max image limit next thread
>>94053988
>taking your quest for pussy all the way to Target
Life sure was hard before Tinder.
>>94070843
The mismatch of expressions/text is always a Sonichu classic for reaction images.
>>94047878
I love this drawing of zapdos. It's timeless.
>>94048723
Someone needs to vector that