Has there ever been a tweet so RIGHT?

>>93903919
I'm not sure Charlotte counts as a goth.

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>>93904001
Still a GOAT spooder nonetheless, perhaps even the best.

Pic related probably fits as a better "goth" example, even if still only loosely.

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Why are gothfags so fucking shit?

>>93903919
Whats Goth about Charlette? She is super nice and smart plus she loves everyone.

Is it because after she died her babies ate her?

And Ms. Spider was more of a French stereotype

>>93903919
>Either of those characters
>Goth
Nigga wut?

>>93904001
Technically Ms Spider might not be either.
She's could just be a stereotypical Frenchwoman who are pale and wear too much make up.

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>have an unpleasant distaste of spiders
>spider waifus make me feel tingly inside

Make up your mind, Mother Nature.

>>93904242
Spiders did creep me out as a kid but as I grew older I am more fascinated by them and spider girls only helped fuel it.

It's good to know having some of them around the house is beneficial since they'll eat up shit like mosquitoes

>>93904242
something something reaction formation theory

>>93904170
Ms Spider invented goth

>>93904001
Neither does Miss Spider desu, she's pure French New Wave.

>>93904242
Fear is an aphrodisiac, anon. The only real way to master your phobias is to fap to them.

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>>93904242
>being afraid of something infinitesimally smaller than you that can barely break your skin with it's fangs, never even wants to unless it's their absolute last resort (usually while nobly protecting their eggs), and probably can't even poison you badly enough to cause anything worse than an itchy spot unless you're extremely unlucky
I've never gotten the hate for spiders. All they do is fuck off, keep to themselves, and turn other harmful insects into delicious bug milkshakes inside their neat little webs. Pic related is the true arachnid menace, fuck these disease spreading faggots and their creepy "can survive decapitation" bullshit.

>>93904074
It's what happens when your subculture more or less died in 2006 and all you have left is a shambling corpse being mined for impersonal nostalgia for something most people never experienced and whose few remaining adherents are most fractured among different scenes resulting in it functionally existing as something to spice up other subcultures.

>>93904621
Some people live with actually dangerous spiders
Also some of them might try to live inside your ear

>>93904621
I used to be like you, anon.

Just last month I killed the 3rd or 4th spider that's tried to fucking land on top of my head as I was either watching TV or on my computer.

Nothing has come close to making me have a fucking heart attack in my life than having an alarming feeling that you're being watched, followed by seeing a little shit head dangling over your head.

I don't care how cute you are, don't fucking land on my dome piece while I'm jacking it.

>>93904710
>inb4 the pics

>>93904795
Spiderbros trying to help you have a feargasm.

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>>93904621
Not all of them are bad

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>>93904863
>Pics

>>93904621
I wonder who's behind this ((((post)))).

8 parentheses for a reason.

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>>93904953
>Can't find stick figure explodes world gif
The only thing I can do is post spiders with water droplets for hats and cry silently.

>>93904679
Let's be honest. No one ever really knew what "Goth" was, even when "Goth" existed. It was like Mark I hipsterdom.

>>93904170
She's meant to be a Beatnick.

>>93906267
>wears a Beret
>wears a Scarf
>has an Accent
>Smokes

She's got the look for it down, though I can't quite remember what the beatnik personality is like

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>>93904242

Ah, those were the days. I believe I was one of the first 100 anons to fap to muffet.

>>93904001
neither of these are goth...

He's wrong, Spiders are a menace.

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Any love for Jeff? Or do they have to be lady spiders?

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I'm surprised OP didn't include the most recent example of this trope

>>93906908
he laid eggs once though

>>93907122
>hyped up at the end of s2
>shows up twice

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Who doesn't love a good spidergirl?

>>93904074
Because they don't FUCK

>t. klendathu
FUCK OFF
YOU AND ALL THOSE ARACHNID AND INSECT LOVERS WILL BURN WHEN THE DAY OF THE RAID COMES

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>>93907577
The Fuck is that thing?

>>93908311

Friend, don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.

>>93903919
how was charlotte goth?

>>93904795
Your dick now has radioactive sperm.

>>93908311
Protip: It's from a porno

>>93903919
>Starting non-response posts with "Okay, but"

>>93906513
They're the original hipsters.

>>93908522
Introducing countless children to the concept of death is the most gothic thing you can do.

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>>93906513

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Fucking yes.

Also I just realized this is the only spider girl art I got. Post more folks, pelase?

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>>93906513

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>>93906107
>post spiders with water droplets for hats and cry silently

>>93903919
Wow the spider from the giant peach movie is kinda cute. Wonder why /co/ hasn't gone retarded and made her waifu of the week and then dumped her for some other waifubait character

>>93908753
Dude you clearly need to hit up some /aco/ threads if thats your only post.

>>93908983
oddly cute

>>93903919
>>93903919
Pic not related?
Im sure Charlotte was jut a frisky girl and the Giant peach spider was just french.

>>93904621
t. spider

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>>93908983

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Is anybody going to post the spider waifu from A Bug's Life?

I don't have any images of her, but have this bee girl instead.

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>>93908753
>appearance: Bee/Ant>Moth>Spider>Wasp
>personality: Bee>Moth>Ant>Wasp>>>>>>>>>>>Spider
R8 me, m8s

>>93904621
I have been woken up by a huge spider crawling across my bare feet. It was cold and fled as soon as I woke. But I spent the next hour hunting it down and killing it. No matter the size, something crawling on you while you sleep can lead to bad things.

>>93908753
moth! MOTH!

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>>93908395
>>93908556
>Gives in and does a reverse image searches it

>Immediately regrets the decision when results show a pic of this thing giving head to a guy

>>93908753
moth and ant are pure waifur material

>>93903919
>goth spiders
That is clearly a beatnik spider.

>>93909902
>something crawling on you while you sleep can lead to bad things.

Like part of the fucking landscape waking up and chasing you down relentlessly because you dared to touch it

The world is pretty lovecraftian for bugs, when you think about it

>>93904953
This is my number one fear.
I sleep with pillows covering my ears.

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Is this what /co wants?
Would you, would you /co?

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>>93911113
My obscure waifu

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>>93904621
>Parents place has a bad ant problem
>Heading to the basement to spray some ants while playing Rip AND Tear
>"Don't worry about the basement, Anon. It's in good hands."
>Check the basement anyway
>Mfw dead ants as far as the eye can see
>Mfw all the spiders
>Mfw all the fucking spiders

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>>93903919
>not anthropomorphic
>not even remotely goth
this entire tweet is BULLSHIT

>>93914047
They are anthropomorphic. They have humanoid faces. Anthromorphic doesn't necessarily mean entirely humanoid bodies.

>>93908753
Look up Arbuzbudesh's Taffy.

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>>93904953
Well, time to never sleep and thus die a horrible painful death.

>>93914353
>Read up what happens when you don't sleep
>You pretty much go batshit insane the longer you deprive yourself of sleep
Fun stuff

I just recently rewatched James. It is a really nice movie. And I didn't remember the aunts to be THAT abhorrent.

>>93914047
Anthropomorphic means "humanized", having human traits, which means that they can just talk like humans and you have your anthropomorphs.
See: fables

>>93908753
moth>ant/bee>spider>wasp

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>>93913756
Yes.

Post more if you got em senpai

>>93915032
sadly non humanoid face looking spiders are extremely rare even on monosodium glutamate website...

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>>93904621
>usually while protecting their eggs

>>93904795
As a beard owner, I've had to evict spiders from said beard on two separate occasions. It's okay, they're just good old boys, never meanin' no harm.

>>93914388
well that explains a lot in my life

>>93903919
french =/= goth

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Hello 8oys.

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Hey /co/

/a/ here, just checking in

>>93908753
Wasp>ant>bee>moth>spider
Not an indoors person

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>>93903919

>>93904242
I'm scared shitleas of most insects but spiders do nothing to me, I dont get it either. Is it because they are another species?

>>93903919
Yes

>>93908753
>spider gf
>not a psychotic yangire/yandere
ONE JOB

also
>no butterfly gf
>no roach gf that spider's given traits are more suited for

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>>93903919
>Goths

Wow, that's so...retro. I think my dad was one in high school.

>>93904621
roaches are the true enemy

>>93915343
Indeed. There really isn't much of them left around here, been a while since i saw one.
Last i knew was a real cutie and ended up getting married at something like 24years. Long straight hair, working in visual arts and harpist as a hobby. Seems comfy.

>>93915543
Best girl by far but that's not the best picture you could have come with.

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>>93908753
>dazzled by bright lights (and your smile)
F-fuck

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>>93904621

>>93915468
Jeez. Get a better pic.

>>93903919
>spider
>kind-hearted
I am against this sort of sentimental anthropomorphism.

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>Spider thread on /co/
>Half of it is pussies who think spiders are deadly hellbeasts that lay toxic exploding eggs in your ears and nostrils for no reason
>The other half is virgin weebs and /tg/ rejects who occasionally masturbate to anime girls with a few extra eyes and limbs
>No one who actually cares about spiders

>>93916195
You know it. I know it.
>>>/an/

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I don't get how people have arachnophobia when everyone has arachnids on their face right now

>>93916487
Out of sight, out of mind.

>>93916487
>>93916503
Yeah I could have spiders crawling over every inch of my house as long as they have the decency to stay out of sight.

>>93916487
It gets worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqdAxikAv0o

>>93916195
I care about spiders. I even kept a bold jumping spider as a pet once (RIP Webster) but
>using virgin as an insult
>on 4chan
You might as well insult people for having limbs

>>93904621
Human/Spider alliance and intermarriage/breeding when?

>>93916815
I am lazy, so pretend I just posted a WH40k reaction image.

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>>93904621
>infinitesimally smaller than you
hah
>that can barely break your skin with it's fangs
hahahaha
>never even wants to unless it's their absolute last resort
haaaaahahahaaaa
>and probably can't even poison you badly enough to cause anything worse than an itchy spot
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>93916861
found the Australian

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>>93916815
>>93916857
EMBRACE TRUE LOVE ANON

>>93913756
Basically a turian.

>>93916933
>tfw spider monmusume are the shittiest of all bug waifus, but there are still thousands of faggots who adore them

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Would you hire a house spider?

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>>93916945
One cute Turian coming right up

>>93904095
>And Ms. Spider was more of a French stereotype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhA6tbF_EOM
"You little maggot
Have you never seen the moon
Gliding 'cross the western sky
A dead oak tree by the waterside
Putrid vapors rising"
Pretty goth bruv.
Also, it's kind of goth to be a spider- all that lacey webbing and blood sucking.

>>93917153
>Ladybugs eat their own young
I find this hilariously grim.

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>>93907577
That's some Silent Hill shit right there.

>>93906576
I still jack off to Boogie's Muffet flash on a regular basis. Have no desire to play the game, but boy howdy I wanna fill that wee spider up.

>>93917210
if any of the insects in James and The Giant Peach were like their real counter-parts they'd just have fucking ate each other immediately.

>>93916195
They cool, just so long as they keep to themselves, otherwise you getting the boot (either connotation applies).

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>>93915607
>blue skin
>extra arms
>showing off slutty armpits
All she needs are some toeless socks to hit me right in all the fetishes...

>>93917373
Don't forget her holding a 1969 Olympia SM9 Deluxe Portable Typewriter. Ohboi!

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>>93908753
>If you just ignore her, she'll go away

Goddamnit

>>93917005
>tfw never got that DLC
>tfw you don't want to waste your time replaying any Mass Effect title

>>93908753
Spider for fuck-buddy, ant for wife, wasp for friend.

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>>93917539
>all the Turian romance you'll ever get is that terrible fanfiction with Manly Mc.Manface in Andromeda

>>93912605
>Kaijus are basically just assholes who came up on an Anthill and said "fucking gross!"

>>93916610
not clicking that link nigga
don't need this so early in the morn'

>>93917579
>play ME3 multiplayer
>fall in love with female turian vanguard
I just want a dextro cutie that doesn't need a suit to safely fuck.

>>93910825
....what's it called

>>93916636
>Webster
That is fucking adorable.

My roomates and I named our house spider Clint, because it never let anyone in it's goddamn lawn.

>>93908753
I'm dating a wasp and it's actually great, she's self sufficient and when shit goes down she's competent, only down side is she can get judgemental as shit so you gotta stay firm. Looks like the wasp too with some moth mixed in.

>>93917676
>tfw only had wasp gfs
I always swear to go moth afterwards

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>>93917666
>My roomates and I named our house spider Clint, because it never let anyone in it's goddamn lawn

>>93917676
>>93917731
>not dating a bee

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>>93908753

>>93904074
Goths are surprisingly nice people.

>>93915702
It makes sense that the spider girl is a huge neet
Why would she be a psycho?

>>93917897
>It makes sense that the spider girl is a huge neet
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

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>>93916195
Alright then, what is your favorite spider?
Mine is this beauty

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>>93917005
>The first ever female Turian we get
>You cannot romance her, she doesn't stay in your squad and she fucking dies
You cannot make up how fucking stupid Bioware are.

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>>93917897
>It makes sense that the spider girl is a huge neet
if they hadn't modeled her after Jumping spiders, which are hunters.
if they wanted a spider for the THICC meme but wanted it to be a web weaver, they could have just made her an Orb Weaver grill

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>>93917952
Pirate master race.

>>93917734
>>93917845
With the advanced edition, snail for fuck-buddy, scorpion for waifu, and wasp for friendship.

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>>93917952
Honestly the coolest looking spiders

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>>93917952
These are pretty cool too.

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http://imgur.com/a/rReV3

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>>93918019
>>93918038
>>93918069
Can your spider live underwater?
No?
Well fuck you, this one is the best

>>93917962
I still have to see a franchise with as much potential as ME thrown in the trash this hard.

>>93918214
Bioware has a habit of taking great things and fucking them in the ass.

>>93918016
The general stereotype of spider is still "that one insect that stays on her house for most of her life"
Well, besides the "spiders are scary" one

>>93908753
Need me a bee

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>>93918172
>Living in gross water full of fish turds when you can just walk on it and catch your food and then leave

lmaoing out loud at you

>>93918268
>like spiders enough to draw fuckable anthro spider girl
>don't give enough of a hoot to read the basic wiki article on the specific spider you're using as reference

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>>93918163
ANON WHY

>>93918384
Hey man, tell that to the guy that drew it

>>93917634
It's a music video.

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>>93918264
/v/ used to have regular threads about it. Apparently firing all your good people and keeping the tumblers is a bad idea.

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>>93918390
Because it's sexy

>>93918458
God dammit that thing looks like it should be in a Tremors sequel.
>>93918390
Wha..what is it?

>>93917845
S c o r p i o n

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>>93918504
>Because it's sexy
>Continues posting pictures of a small child
We need to talk, in my study.

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>>93918515
It's a spider doing lewd things to a guy's private parts.

>>93918384
Look man, the spider was never the point for that guy. He just wanted a waifu template. That's all it ever is.

>>93917281
Spider is good, yeah?
but my dish is fish.

>>93918520
Gulp

>>93918458
Aye. Then you have some Paki jackass that spews vitriol at white people over Twitter running the production of your Triple A project that was supposed to spring a whole new trilogy.

Call me crazy, but I kind of wanted a Batarian squad mate in Andromeda. If you look at the codex, the Batties were screwed by the council when humans showed up, and this fucked up their society as they went ultra-nationalist.

>Noone has posted flying spiders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai3gTAwssxQ

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>tfw no love for nub-noodles

All this goth talk has reminded me to appreciate the fact that Homestuck is done.

>>93918576
Technically they have considering most if not all species posted in this thread so far are known for ballooning as spiderlings.

>>93918726
God speed, Anon.
>>93918590
Needs Bobbit-Worm waifu.

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>>93918753
>remembers bobbit worms
>looks them up
>they're even scarier than I remembered
I'd be interested to see what someone could come up with.

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How come there's never been a Woman-Spider?
It's always gotta be Man-Spider
I want the misogyny to stop.
Give me some Monstrous spider women with boobs dammit.

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>>93918802
Yes

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Any love for the amored titans of the sea?

>>93918726
Thanks for the PROMOTION anon!

>>93918802
>>93918870
>has to fight her spider side when it comes to mating
>the urges get stronger and stronger, etching away at her will with every pang
>every so often, she just blacks out
>wakes up covered in blood, feeling slightly bloated, filled to the brim, with the remains of her previous partner/victim strewn about
>feels horrible about doing so, but can't resist playing with herself

>>93918798
>a real home-body, possibly agoraphobic
>rushes any activity that has to be done outside of the house
>loves it when you bring food and stuff home for her
>sex is hard and fast, but over quickly on both parts

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>>93918726
this shouldn't have got me so hard, but it did.

>>93918976
>really tall and slender
>quite flexible, too
>has that soft 'lean muscle sheathed in fat' kind of body

>>93919060
>She can kill and eat a fish twice her size using only her teeth

>>93903919
Furries project so much of their own shit onto cartoons it's not even funny.

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>>93917845

All this talk of fucking monster girls, but no talking about marrying and growing old together.

What a poor excuse for fetishists.

3/10 thread, no one posted The Stalk.

>>93918599
someone needs to draw a qt spiderloli flying on her balloon

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>>93918802
That's pretty much the climax of Spider-Island.
Also that Secret Wars tie-in pretty much turns all the women into Monster Girls

>>93919930
I know expecting Ramos to know how to draw is a bit unrealistic but has he ever seen a spider? That's just a fucking Ultralisk.

>>93918264
>Handing a AAA title to the Multiplayer Dev B Team.

>Expect good results.

>Da fucking hell of being surprised when its a C grade piece of shit.

Even if it does have a Turian cutie.

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>>93919959
Better?

>>93915607
Wonder when she's going to show back up and start hanging with in Daddy Deadpool's place.

She gets captured and Wade goes to get Peter and someone looks at him weird when he says they need to save their daughter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nH6ya5g2-s

>>93919246
>ywn find true love with a black widow
>ywn have your head bitten off after giving her the best dicking in her life
>ywn be the father of many strong and healthy spider babies
Why live

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>>93920134
>>93918971
They were eating their mates out of stress for being filmed goddammit

>Humanity finds out they are in space quarantine because they have no scruples about fucking, anything.

Are you ready to brave the space gauntlet and get to fucking for the sake of humanity.

>>93920200
That would be a fantastic plot for a space opera comedy a-la Galaxy Quest

>>93920134
They can't fucking bite their heads off and cannibalism only happens in captivity 95% of the time you retarded fucking /d/egenerate, if you're going to literally only put value in things that get your sorry ass off at least make an attempt to learn about them.

>>93920222
Well they are letting Seth MacFarlane do another live action show that's pretty much Galaxy Quest.

So far early reviews says its one of the best TOS Trek sendups in a long time

>>93920200
>aliens are this scared of their daughters, sisters, and wived getting EARTHed

>>93920339
>Humans are so primitive genetically they can mate with anything.

>>93920192
While it doesn't seem to happen as commonly as one would expect, I see no records of the female "stress eating" her mate.

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>>93920200
>>93920339
>>93920392
>humans are the niggers of the galaxy
What would their slurs for us be?

>>93920526

Sol-ut.

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>>93920526
"The Swarm". They don't see singular humans as actual people, since to them we look so completely instinct-driven that every single one of us on outside observation looks just like another preprogrammed drone warhead seeking to fuck something.

Only when they spend some time around is is the horrible truth revealed: they think, and they're not so stupid after all, every single one of them...

>>93920526
mud monkey

>>93920526
Mongrel-maker.

>>93920720
Sound about right.

>>93920339
>>93920392
>Hey look at that fucking human X'ghtorp. I bet he wants to fuck us right now, the fucking freak. He doesn't even have elbow mounted genitals!
>Can you actually believe they actively mate outside their own species? How depraved can one alien get? They're a disgrace to known life in the galaxy.
>HEY HUMAN! LOOK AT MY ENGORGED SEX GLANDS! SURE WOULD BE EMBARRASSING IF YOU WERE TO GET AROUSED LIKE SOME KIND OF INTER-SPECIES PERVERT!
>OH MY MANDIBLES ARE CLEARLY SIGNALLING MY GENETIC CODE IS BOTH FERTILE AND DESIRABLE! IF ONLY THERE WERE A REAL DROMJICH HERE TO FERTILIZE MY EGG POUCH INSTEAD OF SOME FILTHY, D-DEGENERATE PSEUDO-SIMIAN, WITH HIS FRONT MOUNTED GENITALS AND HIS VESTIGIAL BODY FUR.
>I CAN BARELY STAND THE THOUGHT OF SUCH A BEAST TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY MOMENT OF WEAKNESS AND PUMPING ME FULL OF HIS MORALLY OFFENSIVE YET STILL BIOLOGICALLY LEGITIMATE HALF-BREED OFFSPRING. SOOOO DISGUSTING!

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>>93920659
>some races start to use humans as weapons, spreading them in enemy territory via raids of their rigged ships
>eventually, their enemy is subdued by the dong
>the few untouched that remain surrender, usshering in a new era of peace
>humans have now spread further than ever before, taking on many new characteristics due to the interbreeding
>within time, every denizen of the galaxy can trace some form of man in their heritage
>man now rules the galaxy, but discrimination becomes an issue once more
>even more interbreeding
>man is now a single homogenous race, composed of many others
>any new race that springs up gets absorbed
>we start spreading to other galaxies through star-hopping
>soon all will know of man, and his eons-old history
The murdercock cannot be stopped.

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>>93920968
>They think I'm ashamed for wanting to thoroughly explore every inch of their xeno crevices and folds
They'e fucking asking for it

>>93921016
>star is tucked to the back

It's the subtle things...

>>93920526
Coal Burners.
Because we still use fossil fuels. Obviously

>>93921122
Space Rockets smoking through the cosmos.

"That smell, its acrid and musty. Man is coming."

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>>93904074

>not liking goths

>>93920968
>WEZ GONNA MATE!!

Universe horrified to discover that humanity is always "on".

>>93907577
I know that i am extremely late to the party, but try
to search on google: "Along came the spider german porn". Trust me, you won't regret it....

>>93904621
Sorry, but I live in an area that has a shit ton of black widows and brown recluses. I can't afford NOT to be scared.

>>93921578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4u6SEZlbPs

And if you do manage to get bitten by some miracle of retardation you're in no risk 99% of the time unless you're old or sick or away from civilization. You have literally no excuse.

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I'll take the leeches

>>93918567
ME3 would have been the perfect oppurtunity to have a Batarian squadmate. They could have been a refugee from the Reapers fucking up their system and be angry at Shepard for the events of Arrival. They could try and assassinate Shepard but turn to their side once they learn the truth about the Reapers. Then again, ME3 was a giant clusterfuck of bad ideas so I'm not really surprised they didn't do something cool like this.

>>93921606
I've been bitten when I was asleep by a brown recluse, I have plenty of excuse.

I don't know if it's been said already, but anyone starting their blog/tweet/post with "Okay but" can fuck right off.

>>93921949
Why did you fall asleep on a brown recluse? Poor thing.

>>93921949
Well, you're alive and the spider's dead, so I'm not sure who's supposed to be the victim here.

>>93922140
>>93922305
I don't even know where the fucker went since I just woke up with an itchy and painful blister on the back of my hand that only got worse as the week went on. For all I know it's still out there.

>>93922489
And you just knew it was a spider bite with your psychic powers, when even trained arachnologists can't tell you if it's a bite or a regular lesion just from looking at it, let alone what species it might've been?

If there's no dead spider nearby, not a spider bite. You probably got a goddamn staph infection from not showering.

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>>93922558
I've seen a brown recluse bite before, and after getting it examined by a doctor when it started getting worse he said that was the likely culprit. Not a lot of overnight and painful blisters leave a fucking indent in your skin after a week. You seem a bit over-defensive over it being a brown recluse anon. You wouldn't happen to have a reason for that, would you?

Honest question, but why does everyone on Twitter talk like this?

It's this weird way of typing where you never use capital letters and you're always really passive-aggressive and smug about everything. I see it every time I go on the site and everyone that's at least genuine is shat on.

>>93920200
>>93920968
>>93921016
Can someone post the cap of that story where some fuck gets stranded for years on some shithole with some insect xeno? Story was told when they got rescued and had to talk to space customs.

>>93922712
Are you having a stroke anon?
This ain't twitter

>>93920526
muggles

>>93918358
>literally BAIT just sitting on the water

I bet you go Bass to Mouth too.

>>93922679
Doctors aren't trained to identify spider bites. You know that, right? A lot of the time they just dismiss relatively minor unidentifiable skin lesions as insect or spider bites. Why do you think you think that just because you saw a picture of a recluse bite on Google you can identify them when, like I said, literal professional arachnologists can't?

I'm defensive because I've worked in the field and I've had this conversation with braindead hillbillies who swear their sisterwife got bitten by one of them reck-looses so many dozens of times it's like a reflex by now.

>>93922712
>you're always really passive-aggressive and smug about everything.
SanFran culture. The Silicon Valley is sadly in the wrong place.

just going to drop this here, do what you will
https://vimeo.com/58081049

>>93918016
thicc!

>>93917924
topkek

>>93924091
So where's the scene where Ceelo and his buggy band haul a giant tablet of date-rape tablet into the lady's mouth, and he pounds his horrible mite dong into her relatively cavernous folds?

>>93917866
In my experience, they're pretentious and stuck-up.

>>93922741
Like to see this.

>>93920659
I like it

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>goth is no longer a thing except in media

>>93924665
>dressing like a retard for no discernible reason is no longer a thing except in fiction
Thank god, maybe now we can all grow some taste and make sure the t-shirts we buy actually are of the right size.

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>>93924404
>horrible mite dong
not a phrase I expected to hear today

>>93922780
Ok Mr. Totally-Not-A-Brown-Recluse, what would you suggest it would be? Brown Recluse bites have rather specific symptoms which my lesion exhibited. You don't exactly get a fucking ulcer a week after from a staph infection that randomly pops up overnight. It's not like I didn't clean it either, I put neosporin and a bandage over the bite and that thing still got worse.

>>93924724
That's more punk and hipster than goth.

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>>93924938
Yeah, goth just buys them two sizes too small instead of too big. Why in gods name would you dress in all black on black and paint your face with black, as a man? I mean, I give /fa/ gothninjas enough shit and they have at least the (not very solid but at least still existent) excuse that everything they buy is horrendously expensive designer clothes that they're getting to put together some kind of set. But this? Jesus.
>I dress dark because existence has no meaning / darkness surrounds me / I'M SAD
Hurgh, get fucking real

>>93924665
It is, you just need to know where to look.

Also there's so many different strands to the scene now that there's plenty of disagreement about what is and isn't Goth (like itt) even amongst Goths themselves. Probably more. Personally I feel like anything that's not Siouxsie Sioux / Robert Smith style punk-inspired Goth isn't real Goth, but that's just me.

>>93925126
>there's plenty of disagreement about what is and isn't Goth (like itt) even amongst Goths themselves.

As if it hasn't always been like that.