About to watch this. What do I think of it?

>>93876205
Disneykino

>>93876205
You want to fuck the crab.

>>93876205
>What do I think of it?
That it should have been a series where she visits different places and we learn about various Pacific Islanders' mythologies in Disney format. With the obligatory episodes like winding up in not-Lilliput, meeting another wayfinder with crew who is pursuing a white whale, being abducted by aliens, etc.

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>>93876441
This

The music is good.

>>93876205
Dwayne Johnson was born for the Maui role.

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>>93876205
You want to ______ Moana

One of the best Disney Princess films, but Moana herself isn't that great.

>>93876562
That poor poor animater

>>93876205

You think it's better than Frozen because you're a contrarian.

You think "Shiny" is better than "I Am Moana" because you have shitty taste in Disney songs.

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>>93876205
i want to fug moana.
with her consent

>>93876205
Form your own opinion faggot.

It's a legit good Disney movie, just watch it and have fun.

>>93876205
The demigod is disgusting and all the stories he tells the girl sound way more interesting than the stupid quest they are on

>>93877655
hug

>>93876205
Story wise its nothing all that special but its disney so its not anything you really care abojt while seeing it. Visually its awesome , especially the final battle, and the music is very good and memorable .

>>93877683
>You think it's better than Frozen because you're a contrarian
That's not how it works.
I do agree that I am Moana is the best song though. That entire sequence is beautiful

>>93877674
Had to do his job with only one free hand.

>>93877683
It IS better than Frozen. Shiny is not that great though. It sounds good but when you actually listen to the lyrics and put the song in the context of the movie you can only wonder "why is this here?"

>>93877692
What if she don't consent, bruv?

>>93878022
The answer you might expect wouldn't work. Moana is built af. She could probably crush your head in one hand like a coconut. Everything Moana does is gonna be consensual. For her, at least.

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>>93876205
You enjoy it, it was fun, Maui was awesome and Dwayne Johnson did a solid job, the rest of the characters are fine. The only song you can remember after a week is "Shiny," even though "I Am Moana" was probably better, and you're pleased that the chicken was so much less annoying than that tiny shitty snow-golem Olaf in Frozen.

You go back to listening to the Little Mermaid soundtrack and you wish Howard Ashman wasn't dead.

When listening to interviews about the film later you appreciate how Clements and Musker did their research and used it in a fashion that improved the film.

A mediocre film where the acts don't tie together in any meaningful way, shit comes from nowhere with no explanation to justify an action sequence, and zero tension since the only hint of the protagonist actually failing is 25 minutes before the end of the movie and is resolved over the course of a single song.
And you heard all the music before in Frozen.

>>93878294
>built af
nope, look at these arms, zero definition, just flab, face too
they are testing waters before making next princess/heroine a full ham to pander to fats

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>>93877938
I'm pretty sure they spent the majority of the time animating her with only one hand

>>93878022
>What if she don't consent
her parents better call chris hansen before it's too late

>>93878402
>And you heard all the music before in Frozen
I disagree. Besides Let It Go, all the songs in frozen were fairly forgettable. Meanwhile every song in Moana is aces and you have all sorts of people having differing opinions with which song was the best because they were all memorable.

That said, You're Welcome is objectively the best.

>>93878435
why is that webm so much more low-res at the beginning than at the end?

>>93877720
Holy shit I hadn't realized this, it's totally true

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>>93876205
good movie.

>>93878465
>You're Welcome is objectively the best.

my nigga

>>93877720
>all the stories he tells the girl sound way more interesting
their not with a cutie pie polynesian girl so the stories are shit

>>93878433
Her dad doesn't have any definition either, but you cannot deny he's probably strong as a motherfucker, and she has his genes.

>>93876205
I dunno, what the fuck DO you think of it, you fucking brainless approval monkey?

>>93876418
Could still be that.

>>93878402
>Acts don't tie together in any meaningful way
Elaborate on this please
>Shit comes from nowhere with no explanation
It literally tells you that everything was lusting after the heart once Maui lost it
>Only hint of protagonist failing is 25 minutes before the end
Did you even watch the fucking movie? Moana consistently fails, in fact, the only time she truly succeeds at something is at the end when she restores the heart
>You heard the music before in Frozen
Music has a different style, and is much better overall

>>93877720
I disagree that he was disgusting but I will be mad as fuck if we don't get any maui prequels.

You're Welcome and the crab were the only memorable things about this movie.

>>93879003
>not considering the coconut

>>93878946
I agree. A movie about him as a baby when he was thrown away, to when he gets his powers and fights shit would be pretty cool

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>>93879039
I'd consider the coconuts

>>93879087
The water is sweet inside.

Has a nice premises but sadly the story really stumbles around and lots of weird things that feels like should be expanded upon but tends to never be brought up again. I mean it's a fun colorful movie but you really get a feeling like it was rewriten so many times that there was tons of ideas that were dropped but somehow still made it in the movie in some way.

>>93876205
good eye candy

>>93876205
It could have been good, but suffered from having a boring protagonist that wasn't really much of a protagonist at all.

>>93876205
Good movie. Could be better as a TV show where the character development and exploring new islands/enemies wouldn't need to be squeezed into a 1 hour 10 min movie.

>>93879065
If it had to be focused on just one of the legends mentioned in his song what would you prefer.
I think the acquisition of fire would be the best choice.

Underwhelming end to the revival era.

>>93878465
I enjoyed Moana and its music more than I did Frozen, but I have a feeling Lin Manuel is a hack. How Far I'll Go uses a generic I V vi V progression that is found in literally (and I mean literally) thousands of songs. He hides it by using the key of E maj instead of D or C, but its the same progression. Look up Axis of Awesome to get an idea of how prevalent it is.

>>93876205
you probably hate it. moana is the kind of vapid bullshit you could only like if you were a child.

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>>93878022
ENJOYMENT AND EXCITEMENT!

>>93879087
Who is this cutie?

>>93880342

He was only hired because of that Hamilton musical.
What was that movie even about? Racism?

WE
WAS
VOYAGERS

>>93878465
Agreed on both points.

>>93879039
>>93879087
ungok

>>93876562
>>93877655
>>93878435
She's so much cuter in the actual film than in the promotional works.

>>93881453
That's because when she is loosing her shit, she starts sperging incomprehensible shit, which ich a kinda cute quirk.

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>>93881503
Nah, I mean she looks super cute in all the pictures I quoted. Something about the design in the film is way better than pic related.

>>93876205
It's bland and predictable. I have no idea why people hold this movie in such high regards.

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>>93880491
Auli'i Cravalho, Moana's voice actress

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>>93881533
Like >>93881503 said, I think it's more about how she moves and acts, it's pretty cute.

>>93881544
>Nintendo's quality seal

Because it's Disney, people eat up their shit since Wreck it Ralph, when they finally gave up and started copying Pixar movies directly.

>>93876562
i missed it, what was it?

>>93882350
Do you have the webm of the baby Moana promo

>>93881544
>I have no idea why people hold this movie in such high regards

Because it's good? Just because you're a jaded fuck who nitpicks literally everything about a movie doesn't make your opinion superior to anyone elses

>>93882350
The character mannerisms were just fun to watch in general. While watching I would often track back a few seconds over and over just to get my brain tickled by that animation. And yes, Moana is very cute when she's spazzy.

>>93882350
Seeing her almost get trapped in that cave forever then squeeze through that tiny crack almost gave me a panic attack.

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>>93882424

>>93876418
>a series where she visits different places and we learn about various Pacific Islanders' mythologies in Disney format.

So what's the Disney format for having Maui die while trying to crawl up a goddess' vagina like a worm?

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>>93876205
Generic

>>93876256
What the fuck dose kino means ?

Pretty, poorly paced, and poorly-staged. I never felt the weight of the journey. There was no sense of escalation or fatigue, the key moments just sort of popped up without adequate foreshadowing or build-up because they spent 40% of the movie establishing that this is a generic coming of age story.

>>93876205
Good, but starts suffering pacing issues between the second and third acts.

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>Made by the guys who made Princess and the Frog
>They wanted the whole movie to be animated like this
>Disney went "OR, we could actually make some money" and forced it to be 3D piggu

Despite that, great movie. Probably the best nu-Disney movie behind Zootopia and Wreck-It-Ralph.

Just watched it myself. A lot of fun! Great catchy songs, excellent animation, loved the mythology aspect (Hercules is one of my favorite Disney flicks). The only thing that bothered me was Maui's return at the end felt too convenient and not developed enough. When he left I just went "Okay, see you for the final battle." and sure enough, he showed up. I don't hate tropes in an of themselves, but it was a trope that wasn't executed well.

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Best scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg_cweoJXyo

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>>93879087
the trunks and the leaves ain't bad either

>>93882350
>that belly flop at the end
You could hear half the audience in the theater audibly wince

>>93877683

Oh fuck off, Frozen was garbage.

You know your movie sucks when the comedic relief is the most likable and selfless character

>>93889099
I didn't like Frozen either but I don't get how you liked Olaf

>>93889099
>>93890203

I liked Olaf and Frozen.

>>93890457
>I liked frozen and olaf
lol

>>93882860
god i wish that were me.

>>93877720
...fuck this is true, never realized

>>93883075
>>Made by the guys who made Princess and the Frog
of course it was

I want to die.

>>93891510
What's that supposed to mean?

>>93891679
You don't see similarities between the characters?

>>93880316
>Revival era

what?

>>93891730
>>93891679
muskers and clements

chec their imdb orsomething

>>93883075
And The Great Mouse Detective.

And Little Mermaid.

And Aladdin.

And Hercules.

>>93876418

There was a Disney series like that about southeast asian mythologies, amusingly enough

>>93891730
What that they're not white?

>>93892970
No stop baiting, the demigod acts very similar in attitude to the prince, even his character art (with personality) is the same

>>93892970
No stop baiting, the demigod acts very similar in attitude to the prince, even his character arc (with personality) is the same

>>93878435
>Thumbnail has pig
>No pig in webm
Just like the movie, eh?

>>93893005
The prince was just lazy and harmless, Maui is proactive and tries to kill/dump Moana like 4 times because she annoys him. Maui starts out as a demigod who gradually gets weaker over the course of the story until he finally loses that big hook. The prince was just useless from the first minute to the last.

>>93893392
>M-muh pig

>>93882350
Are there any webms of the part where she turns around and her wet hair smacks her face?

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>>93894009
>Defending false advertising

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>>93894179
Found this

>>93893005
>>93893031
Not even close, kiddo.

>>93883075
>thinking Wreck-It-Ralph was good

Opinion invalidated.

>>93880342
>I have a feeling Lin Manuel is a hack

He's a hack because almost every song in the movie was bad.

>>93895792
Who asked you and your shit taste?

>>93895818
>Almost every song in the movie was bad

Oh am i laffin

>>93895985
You're incurably fucked in the head if you thought any of them were good besides You're Welcome and the made-up language one with the ancestors on boats.

>>93895860
Who asked you to be autistic in my presence and enjoy a terrible movie because it references your favorite corporate franchises?

>>93896021
Well I guess the vast majority of people who watched the movie are incurably fucked in the head the, damn. Thanks for the truth dude

>>93894510
>GIVE ME MY FUCKING PIG

>>93876256
>>>/tv/

>>93897715
>>>/Reddit/

>>93896063
Shoo, shoo.

>>93897788
How is using a 4chan in-joke "reddit", you misabortion?

>>93899418
>Getting this triggered at the word reddit

>>93876205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OrS5Ym6vzU

>>93896112

>the vast majority of people who watched the movie are incurably fucked in the head the, damn

Well probably, yeah

>>93896021
You're Welcome is annoyingly catchy but not really good.

>>93896112
If they think the songs are good then yeah, it's true.

>>93900298
>>93900773

Whoa, so this is the power of contrarianism

>>93876205
Get ready to watch some SJW approved animated cgi garbage.

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>>93876205

Kinda a typical disney movie. I wanted it to be more Ghibli esque and focused on the mythology rather than a bland 'go here and do this because this' story with a strong independent woman.

Despite what everyone says I can't remember any of the songs from this movie (the exception being you're welcome, but even then I can only remember the refrain). I wish they had music that fit more with the ancient polynesian theme. Like more traditional instruments and incorporating more of the native language. Kinda like some of the songs in Lilo and Stitch (minus the ukele)

>>93903370
Speaking of using more polynesian music the dumbest thing I ever heard about this film is when somebody said they should have used western drums because they would be more recognizable as drums.
I lost a lot of respect for cinemasins in that moment.

>>93903509
Scratch that I misremembered. They said it did not count as drums
https://youtu.be/BjcinvCEYek?t=5m12s

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>>93903656

>Cinemasins

>>93901884
Movie has literally zero SJW shit in it. In fact, it's pretty anti-SJW with the way Moana's character is treated and how often she fails

>>93903910
Don't take the baaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>93882336
..and where has this role in Moana taken her today? Used and now forgotton.

>>93903509
>I lost a lot of respect for cinemasins in that moment.
The utterly inane shit spouted as a majority of negatives should have been when you lost respect for it many reviews ago.

>>93904045
>Used and now forgotten
She's sixteen years old and:
>Has been the lead of a universally acclaimed movie
>Has performed at the Oscars with zero stage experience and outdid everyone else there
>Is modelling
>Is already a lead in an upcoming tv series

What have you accomplished with your life anon?

>>93903858
Any reviewer who can understand that there was nothing wrong with enchantresses dance is suicide squad if fine by me.

>>93881533
Probably because all the promotional artwork features the same smarm face. It's like the marketing department for any new animated film is invariably obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog.

>>93904071
But that would mean I would loose my respect fro /co/

>>93876205
Wasted potential
>like Brave
Had the opportunity to explore the legends and folklore of a different culture
Ultimately decide not to and only talk about those legends more and make people want to see those stories more. While giving us some female protagonist who's mission has to do with family

>>93904520
Brave was far better then I expected it to be because going in I expected nothing but a shitty girl power movie while girl power barely featured at all.

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>>93876205
>What do I think of it?

Don't waste your time this movie was generic garbage

1. Boring characters. Both of them look disgusting. Moana has mother fucking cankles, while her face looks generic at best.

2. Entire boring plotline on a fucking boat

3. Rehashed backstories. Moana is an Ariel rip off

4. Jokes are flat or they are trying to be meta

5. Songs were mediocre, forgettable, and were mostly just generic modern day pop-songs that sounded like they belonged more on a High School Musical/ Glee soundtrack than in a timeless Disney animated classic.. They were mostly spewing exposition in most cases.

6. The forced chicken and little tattoo guy tried way too hard as typical Disney mascots

7. The cute lovable pig was false advertising, and didn't actually go on the quest as the trailers implied he would

8. That fucking ending, good to know the main hero is responsible for the death of everyone who ever dies, and not only goes scott free, but also gets rewarded

Seriously fuck this movie. A typical production made by black suits and created out of every Disney archetype. Seriously making a main character a woman or black will automatically have critics rate this as 95% on rotten tomatoes. Fucking brainless SJW's.

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>>93879087
>>93882336
If only the animated Moana looked as good as this.

Instead we got this >>93881533.


>>93877602
To bad Disney made his character look like shit

>>93882860
sexy armpits

>>93904831
>>93905091
>135 posts before the pasta shitposter showed up
Wow you're really late

>>93876205
It's a legit 10/10 movie, anyway, before watching Moana you need to watch The Little Mermaid,
and listen to Hamilton Disc 1 & 2,
and learn the People's eyebrow & the war dance that Polynesian rugby players do before a match,
then you'll be 100% ready to enjoy the movie.

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>>93905282
> you're really late
I've been in this thread for hours.

>shitposter
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion man.

>>93876205
Good animation with pretty visuals. Story and characters failed to make much of an emotional mark on me. No outstanding or catchy songs to make you remember it. The best song probably being "You're Welcome" fuck off shiny was shit and I have no idea why you fucks like it.

7/10 all together its not bad but leaves no lasting impression to make it stand out.

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>>93904653
>Brave was far better then I expected
That "I don't need no man" lesbo Princess can go Suck a Duck, and you know what? I bet the soulless ginger bitch would like it.

The only thing cute about her was her female Scrooge McDuck accent.

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>>93876205
That she is precious and must be protected at all cost

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>>93906240
That you /frz/ ?

>>93877655
>befriend and go on adventures with

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>>93905091
>If only the animated Moana looked as good as this.

Moana is cute!
CUTE!!

>>93904653
Brave disappointed me because I was expecting more witchcraft and badass bear fights.

>>93906307
Fuuuck this movie looks gorgeous

>>93876205
Think you should fuck off back to /tv/ with the shit memes.

>>93906307
I like how she's often a victim of physical comedy, refreshing for a female character.

>>93906307
>BEGONE THOT

>>93906869
Maui's more of a THOT than her desu

>>93906177
That looks lewd.

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>>93906861
Her little shrieks every time she gets knocked off were cute

>>93906861
This. I don't get some people on here that say she's boring. Her mannerisms and just the way she acts/ moves is entertaining enough to like her. Her voice actress did a fantastic job with her too, especially since she's just a kid

>>93906240
She is prime and must be impregnated at all cost.

>>93907089
Its not her its the story. She never gets a REAL chance to shine since her job is just to be a delivery girl.

Moana was oozing with quirky charisma and only gets to interact with an asshole, a ghost, a chicken, and things wanting to kill her. She was wasted on this plot.

>>93896021
You're welcome was great, but fuck you Shiny was excellent and naturally why don't you consider the coconut?

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>>93907046
>the way her limbs just flail every time she's flung off the boat

>>93907155
The WHAT?

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>>93907116
No she's pure

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>>93905091
>if i can find one and half people of the same race of a character that don't look like him then that means the design is shit
Makes sense

>>93907319
Don't you agree that she would make a wonderful, loving mother? Would you deny her the joys of motherhood?

>>93877655
explore my burgeoning wetlook desires

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>>93907089
Given Disney's track record with non-white characters, she could've very easily been a generic flawless strong female character. I was pleasantly surprised by her being so clumsy and realistically behaving like a kid.

>>93907207
More flailing Moana.

>>93876205

Moana herself is awesome.
Maui is awesome.
Tamatoa is crazy awesome.
All three of them are completely fucking wasted in the film.

Seriously, nothing actually fucking happens in this shitty flick. It goes: marginally cute intro - nothing happens - nothing happens - good song with Maui - nothing happens - nothing happens - nothing happens in the beautiful and interesting underworld - awesome crab song - nothing happens - nothing happens - nothing happens - some bullshit happens - interesting but somewhat anticlimactic ending. So much wasted potential.

>>93907381
Really funny considering the other guy in anon's example is half black. I saw the same complaint elsewhere and the other examples were various mixes too.

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>>93907319
This was pretty fetish-y desu.

>>93907633
Trolls did it beter.

>>93907633
L E W D
P
I
T
S

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>>93906633
dat water animation.

Has anyone managed to find any clipping errors like with Frozen or is this movie perfect?

>>93907547
You're literally just listing everything that isn't a song as 'nothing happens'

>>93907780
Do you got a webm of when Maui charges up and breaks his hook hitting Te Ka?

>>93903656

Jesus, that was painful to watch.

>>93906633
Well it better look gorgeous because the story was lame.

>>93907989
>That necklace hiding her tits

>>93877655
I want to touch moana's Te Fitis

>>93907802

That's literally because if someone isn't singing, nothing important is happening. I'm not even being facetious when I say that, it's fucking true.

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>>93907744
So much pit action.

>>93896021
Moana has the best soundtrack since Hercules. Even the background music beats the crap out of whatever you're referring to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pycqku5TLYk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrYrwcNZtA

Also I know Lin didn't make these because they're composed by someone with genuine talent.

>>93892334
>doesn't even link

>>93907155
Shiny was borderline good but something was really off about it that made me not like it. It felt forced but maybe could have been good with some tweaks. That fucking stupid coconut song was completely ridiculous, it reminded me of the Always Sunny episode where they're trying to come up with a patriotic wrestling theme song and end up just singing about how a bald eagle takes care of its eggs.

>>93906633
When that first teaser came out people were trying to stir up shit over the nipples but everybody was far too interested in the water to care.

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>>93908734
>Not considering the coconut
Pleb

>>93907863
Cinemasins is cringe at the best of times but they really screwed the pooch on Moana

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In retrospect, Moana suffers a lot in this movie.

>>93908784
>people were trying to stir up shit over the nipples

Wait, what?

>>93904831
>I hate this movie because main character is a brown girl
>scrapes together barely convincing list of vague arguments so opinion looks remotely substantiated
Just admit you didn't like the cute brown girl.

>>93908807
>Delicious Brown girl can't stop grabbing cock

>>93908875
I haven't seen the movie but I've noticed people on here bitching that she was a mary sue? But she's failing in pretty much every webm you've posted

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>>93908881
The cute brown girl is based and deserves respect.

>>93906307
>slight followup in her body and arms when hair slaps her face
Bretty gud.

>>93909013
The only way she could be concevibly call her a sue is how fast she picks up sailing

>>93909041
Oh I never noticed that before. Pretty good

>>93909013
Moana's a ridiculous underdog who almost gets killed the first 2 times she goes out to sea. She can take a fucking beating, but that's it.

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>>93909013
She wasn't remotely a Mary Sue, she never would've gotten anywhere without Maui and sheer determination. I think people just see a smug brown girl in the promo art and assume she's a Mary Sue by default.

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Say something nice about him.
For what it's worth, "We Know The Way" is his song.

>>93909099
>WWF trash

Ten Mauis couldn't make up for the blight he's helped propagate. They said he broke down crying over how good Moana was, but I know what he was really crying over.

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>>93909097
Oh, and the ocean helping her. Can't forget that.

>>93909337
The ocean was strangely prideful. It wanted so bad to help her, but when she started sailing it completely shifted tone to fight her every bit of the way. Is this some kind of Polynesian lore?

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Say something nice about these guys.

>>93909417
something nice about these guys.

>>93909417
I like The Rock.

The other dude ruined Gizmoduck so I hate him.

>>93909417
Oh boy, critics had their venom & knives ready. Fans LOVE the movie. Huge positive scores. Big disconnect w/ critics & people.

>>93909417
I fucking love The Rock, dude. Barely know who the other guy is.

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>>93907854
Apologies for the poor quality.

>>93909396

How is she going to learn anything is she doesn't struggle at least some of the time?

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>>93909568
There’s a million things I haven’t done
But just you wait, just you wait.

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>>93909647
How is she going to learn anything if she's ded?

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Taking a break from cute Moana to appreciate Te Ka.

>>93908734
I actually liked Consider the Coconut. When paired with the visuals there's something almost sinister about it. When you pay attention you realize how creepy it is when the background islanders join in the song. It's culty and weird and makes Moana's parts of the song depressing as they chronicle her brainwashing.

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What was his problem?

>>93909097
This was her cutest moment for me. Second is a minute later when she can't decide which of Tamatoa's eyes to look into.

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>imagine this thing storming after you

>>93909834
manlet gets huge and rich

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>>93909890

>>93909834
no gf

>>93909834
He just loves free food.

>>93909777
This is not who you are
You know who you are

>>93909693
The ocean wouldn't let her die, even when she probably should have. I kind of feel like the ocean only has a localized consciousness anyway and can only perform relatively small feats. Otherwise it could just solo Te Ka with no trouble and restore the heart itself.

>>93909834
>>93909933
No gf because he was too drab

>>93909933
Isn't he gay?

>>93909834
Too big to fuck her, leading to sexual frustration

>>93882350
>>93882439
>127 hours

>>93909978
he's a crab

>>93909890
Sometimes it's easy to forget scale with all the high camera angles. When I think about what it looks like from the ground for something as big as a skyscraper to rush at you at incredible hihg speed, I feel like I could shit my pants.

>>93910038
A fab crab.

>>93907780
I dont like the avatar vibe.

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>>93909979
He still copped a feel, at least.

But seriously, this looked painful. Poor Moana.

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>>93909956
This scene is legitimately beautiful.

>>93910038
A gay crab?

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Rare footage of Moana not completely failing at something.

>>93909777
Was there any actual meaning behind the taunts that Maui was doing?

>>93910629
Yes, it's Haka.

>>93910595
>"we're here already? See, told you I could do it!"
>turns out she's just having a nightmare

being moana is suffering

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>>93910679
>Dem Moana legs

>>93910203
How did all of her ribs not break? Did she go full constitution?

>>93910203
I'm wondering how the fuck he didn't rip off her arms when he was swinging her around.

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>>93893392
Man, it still weirds me out that that pig didn't join Moana on her adventure. I don't even know why it does.

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>>93910778
Maybe it was actually a light tap?

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I really love how they animated hair in this, it looks so fluffy and soft.

>>93910203
Jeez

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>>93882350
>>93882439

>>93911151
This thread has me convinced that she is prime daughteru material

>>93896021
>listen to Shiny once
>think it's shit
>listen to it again the other day
>suddenly addicted to it

It's weird arrangement shouldn't make it so catchy, but goddamn, it is. Especially the beginning, good stuff.

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>>93894510
Don't worry, anon. I love pigs too and wish they were portrayed in more movies.

>>93910778
Indications say yes.

My favorite fan theory says the gods (or the sea) made her a demigod, like Maui, and didn't tell her (because gods).

>>93911983
Yeah for me it was one of those songs where the more I listened the more I liked it

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>>93893392
Just like all the trailers as well.

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>>93908881
That's a lie! I love cute brown girls.

I want Moana to rape me with her sweaty feminine penis.

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>>93912100
Moana would have been the perfect film for a pig side kick to shin. His design was so cute. I saw the pig at the Disney Store again this week for $40. If he would have been in the movie more I would own this plush by now.

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>>93876205
Pretty good.
Typical awkward Disney ending.
Dwayne and the girl did a good job playing their part.
Grandma is top-tier.

>>93915904
>>93916003

GIVE ME MY FUCKING PIG RIGHT NOW REEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=17&v=pORNNBE4YVE

>>93882956
It's german for movies or something.
The meme is to praise a movie at a very high level.

>>93882389
Anon wanted Moana to please him while using her feet.
Spoiler-posting: While holding her hands.

That is what it said.

>>93878474
File Compression errors.
>>93893392
It's in the last frame you dip.

>>93917241
Nice

>>93880538
>giving opinions on shit you havent even seen
Not a movie you fucking moron, holt shit. Musical about Alexander Hamilton. If you're an American and dont know who that is then kill yourself.

>>93909834
He though he was a decapod, but he only has 8 limbs.
The gold etc was to overcompensate.

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>>93882350

>>93918654
Wew

>>93877999
It does at least serve the purpose of giving us some of Maui's backstory and showing his weaknesses. That's more that can be said for half of the songs in Frozen.

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>>93918654
Top lel

>>93879515
This was my biggest issue with it, and most princesses in general. Disney is so focused on make "strong female characters!!" that they forget to make them interesting and flawed.

>>93880538
He was hired before Hamilton, actually.

>>93877655
befriend.

I can't get attracted to Moana because it doesn't feel right.
What does that say me?

>>93919378
You're gay

>>93907089
>>93907532
Being quirky and clumsy are not real flaws and they don't make a character interesting.

Also, Moana never does anything wrong. Her "failures" are shit like not being able to sail properly or having self-confidence issues that get resolved in 5 minutes. Even if things don't always go smoothly for her, her actions are 100% justified at all times.

The only non-villain Disney females I can think of who ever did a single thing that was morally questionable are Judy and Megara. There are probably some more obscure examples that I can't think of though.

>>93919427
>Moana never does anything wrong
This couldn't be less true

>>93877683

Wait, /frz/ is still a thing? Weren't you guys killed off years ago?

>>93919508
Go ahead and try to prove me wrong, then.

>>93919427
>her actions are 100% justified at all times.

nah

>>93908875
>Wait, what?

Moana is topless in the scene where she's a toddler and people were seriously arguing that it was "too sexualized" or something like that. It's a fucking toddler.

>>93919684
There's literally a few times in the movie where her arrogance and selfishness almost gets others killed. (Pua and Maui)

>>93919427
>Being quirky and clumsy are not real flaws and they don't make a character interesting.

They do to me. Moana regularly thinking she can do something only to get that abruptly shot down and then stubbornly persevere made her quite charming. Often times Disney princesses just get by through luck or Mary Sueisms.

>>93919427
>Also, Moana never does anything wrong.
This is factually incorrect since she is shown to make mistakes within the film.

Weather you think they're "real" or not is irrelevant.

>Her "failures" are shit like not being able to sail properly
Which is a pretty big flaw when going on an ocean adventure.

>having self-confidence issues
Self-realization is something most protagonists go through in some form or another. That's literally the point of the bulk of "hero does the thing" stories.

>that get resolved in 5 minutes
Her issues with sailing get resolved fairly quickly if you're just going by runtime, which is dumb, since her learning is presented through a montage.

>Even if things don't always go smoothly for her
The only thing that goes even remotely smoothly is the fight against the coconut pirates. Every other situation is her getting almost killed, maimed, or blown up by a lava monster.

>her actions are 100% justified at all times.
Yes and no, sometimes her ideas are justified but she goes about them in the dumbest way. Her very first attempt to set off is met with disaster because she just grabs the first shitty raft she sees and goes for it.

She's usually capable, smart, courageous, and is used to things working out for her which in turn leads her to get cocky. She almost drowns because of that in the beginning of the film and almost gets her and Maui killed near the end, showing that although most of the film has focused on Maui working on himself, she still has some aspects of her personality she needs to keep in check.

Needed more SHINY

>>93919075
>Disney is so focused on make "strong female characters!!" that they forget to make them interesting and flawed.

Have you missed all the webms ITT?

>>93906307
I love that in the "I am Moana..." moments, you can hear Auli'i Cravalho's pidgin (Hawaiian creole English) accent come through.

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>>93920484
None that I'm comfortable sharing in public for another 2 years.

>>93920414
EH BRA YOU WAN GO DOWN BEACH CATCH ONE WAVE?
TRY NO GRIBBLE, YEAH?
The ugliest dialect in the country.

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>>93920588
this

>>93920484
She's a cute

How old is she though?

>>93920880
Sixteen

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>>93919427
>flaws
SHE CAN'T SAIL

>>93920707
t. basement dweller

>>93919427
Mulan tried to cheat her way through that test in the beginning of her movie. Nothing else really comes to mind at the moment.

Moana doesn't feel like a character, she feels like a template.

1.Rebellious person defying the status quo? (Judy, Pocahontas)

2.Bizarrely acrobatic(Rapunzel, Judy Hopps)

3.Doesn't need no man(Judy, Meridia)

4.Becomes a respected figure in a society that does not normally support her kind, no matter how historically inaccurate(Judy Hopps, Meridia, Mulan.


I know that it's important to tell girls that they can do anything, but Disney women are becoming pretty bland and overlapping.

>>93922898
>Rebellious person defying the status quo
Moana HAD to be different or everyone else would die. It wasn't a choice like Judy
>Bizarrely acrobatic
This is actually believable because of her character background, origin
>Doesn't need no man
She literally needed Maui's help for a lot of the movie, he even saved her from death
>Becomes a respected figure in a society that does not normally support her kind
Moana was about to become their next leader. She was if anything, one of their most respected people, even with their knowledge of her being 'different'

>>93922898
>3.Doesn't need no man(Judy, Meridia)

Except she does, she forms a deal with him to help her, and she expresses gratitude when Maui comes back. And any time she does act like she can do this on her own, it's clearly more like a bratty kid thinking they're more capable than they are than some "strong Female character" bullshit.

Anna, Merida, and Punzie felt far more template-y desu.

>>93922898
>uses characters as perfectly bland as Pocahontas and Meridia to make some sort of point

Moana as a character felt more real than most Disney princesses. It sounds like you haven't even watched the movie.

>>93920986
Goddammit.

>>93925315
I have, and the fact that the ocean bails her out constantly makes her feel like even more of a blanks slate than the other examples I mentioned.

>>93925752
Still legal

>>93905091
But isn't Maui supposed to be 1.Ugly and 2. somewhat "off" and unnatural? He's a demigod who is explicitly ugly. That was part of his gimmick in the original myths. He's supposed to be "mostly human but not quite right" in appearance.

>>93922898
Rapunzel was strangely active for someone who's body must be severely atrophied from being locked away in a tower their whole life, but how are you going to say a rabbit can't be quick on their feet?

>>93926194
>hurrr she gets rescued, that means she's a blank slate

The fact that you listed her as being a "don't need no man" type despite that literally not being the case already shows you're retarded.

>>93927427
The ocean's not a man.

>>93927539
Maui is a man isn't he?

>>93909834
He was a drab little crab once.

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>>93922898
This.

10/10 post

Shes also an Ariel rip off.

>>93928813
>Shes also an Ariel rip off.

How on earth?

>>93928813
>Ariel ripoff
How, because they both disobey what their dad says?

>>93927539
>durr who is Maui?

Why are you ignoring posts that have BTFO of your points?

>>93928813
>>93928879
>>93928882
can't have two movies involving the ocean, you know, the thing that covers 70% of the world, that would make it the same movie, duh

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>>93928879
>>93928882
>>93929042
Both Princesses wanted to go somewhere they weren't supposed to go because they were after something their home didn't have to offer. Father says no you can't go. They go on their quest anyways in hopes of getting what they were after while sing Disney songs, and accompanied by their cute side kick pet. In the end they are rewarded, and get what they were after while making their fathers eat humble pie.

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>>93929867
In the climax of both films they must both battle a larger than life sea monster.

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>>93929905
Disney also stated that the rooster was going to be the grumpy jerk aka the Sebastian type character who would try to convince Ariel....I mean Moana to go back home where she belonged, and that the pig was going to be the lovable supportive sidekick aka Flounder.

They even released artwork of the grumpy uptight rooster, and lovable pig duo
>image very related

>>93929867
You know like 95% of Disney films are coming-of-age films. At least 50% revolving around father issues. Might as well call it a Pocahontas rip-off. Not only is it about a girl rebelling against her father, but it's about minorities and their mythology, too.

>>93929867
>>93929867
>>93929944

>Get asked to give reasons why she's a ripoff
>Posts the pasta instead and even more shit about the fucking pig

>>93930071
>Might as well call it a Pocahontas rip-off.
There are similarites, however Pocahontas wasn't a quest movie, but thank you for bringing to light the main issue with this film which is that we've seen this formula in hundreds of Disney Princess movies at this point.

Their motivation behind going on the quest is irrelevant. Ariel went on a quest for her prince, and Moana went on her quest for her people because in 2016 all Disney princesses are strong independent female characters who don't need no man or romance. Moana follows a predicable, and generic Disney formula which we have all seen hundreds of times in past Disney princess films.

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>>93930203

>Gets mad about pasta in what is essentially a daily Moana pasta thread.

I've got news for you, anon. Moana's whole plot is basically pasta. Moana is Ariel pasta, and you know it!

>>93893392
what the fuck is you guys problems with pigs?

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>>93932359

Disney started to fear that Moana was starting to appear way to similar to The Little Mermaid formula, and people would notice so they ended up redesigning the Rooster as an idiot that worked for comic relief, and they decided to leave the pig off the adventure all together to avoid the Flounder/ Sebastian comparisons.

Because Disney is greedy they still decide to use the pig heavily in promo materials because pigs are cute, and people like cute things so they say "let's pretend the pig is still a sidekick, (even though hes not) and sucker more money out of fans who enjoy classic Disney cute sidekick characters.

>>93932359
There's always one guy who posts the EXACT same shit every thread about the pig not being in the movie as much as he wanted.
See
>>93932605
>>93929944
The same guy probably posts this shit in every one too
>>93904831
>>93905091

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>>93926194
>the fact that the ocean bails her out constantly makes her feel like even more of a blanks slate

If it makes her anything it wouldn't be so much of a "blank slate as what she really is which is a Marry Sue.

Moana would have failed the first time Maui tried to murder her by throwing her into the ocean, >>93906307

The fact that she was good at almost everything she tried, had an army of disposal magical friends to bail her out of trouble, and came out smelling like a bed or roses makes her a Marry Sue.

>>93933871
>The fact that she was good at almost everything she tried

But she wasn't. There are webms in this very thread that prove she's not a fucking mary sue. Hell, Rapunzel, Anna, Elsa, Mulan, etc. are bigger Mary Sue's than her.

>>93933871
We are at a point where a character who constantly needs help and fails at nearly everything is considered a 'Mary Sue', just because it's a female
Just fuck off

>>93933920

So she's not a blank slate you say?
Shes also not a Marry Sue you say?

So than the bitch was just lucky to have an army of disposable magical friends ( who were mostly male) to help her. With out the ocean, Maui, and the Rooster she would have failed in her journey, and her dead body would be floating around in the middle of the ocean getting eaten by fish.

Good to know she literally a nothing.

>>93934149
Wait, you went from Mary Sue to 'nothing' pretty quick there. Which one is it?

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>>93934149
She got by through stubborn determination, they make it a point to note this in the damn movie. She was called on by the ocean to return the heart for a reason, that being her compassion. It's like you're deliberately searching for a justifiable reason to hate her and failing at it. Just admit you're a faggot with an irrational hateboner.

>>93934149
>So than the bitch was just lucky
>>93911075

>So than the bitch was just lucky
>>93908308

>So than the bitch was just lucky
>>93907755

>So than the bitch was just lucky
>>93907633

Yes, she was very lucky. She should have died, and failed about 30 times over within the film if she had not been help.