I never asked for this life.

That's a cute sticky figure

>>93592722
HOW RELATABLE
now kill yourself so you don't shitpost again

>tfw no soulmate to share pain and raise offspring together

Being an adult sucks, I'd kill myself if my parents didn't need me to take care of them

>>93592759
Speaking of sticky figures, tell your mom I said hi.

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>>93592722
finally get to use this image.

>>93593059
This, but honestly they should have never created me. All they had to do was keep it in their pants. I've just decided to dive head first into my sociopathy.

>>93592722
Train in a combat sport to affirm and appease that part of you that hates modernity .

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>>93592722
>>93592722
Oh boy! This gonna be another depression thread?

>>93592759
r34 when?

>>93592759
I WANNA FUCC IT

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>>93592722
>it's another "I'm stressed out about adult responsibilities! Aren't I so relatable?!" comic

>>93592722
what about get a job?

>>93593044
Why would you ruin your mate time with offspring?

>>93592722
>existential dread setting in
>get wife
>get children
>never have time to think again until you're 50
>wait for existential dread to return
>it doesn't because you've won at life

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>>93594440
HAHAHA BASIC HUMAN INTERACTION IS SO DIFFICULT

I WILL GO DAYS WITHOUT LEAVING MY HOUSE HAHAHAHAHA

>>93594440

It's about existential dread, not adult responsibilities.

>>93594951
The title is called "How to Adult"

>>93592722
The existensial dread stuff becomes a problem when you have way too much ti e to think about it.
Get busy with something that keeps you distracted

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DON'T

>>93594947
I actually do hate sales people.
I know it is their job but just let me fucking browse.

>>93595079
What I hate is corporate policies that make people push things on you. Having worked retail I also know they get punished if they don't push enough of them so there's added guilt when I have to refuse.

reminder that if you're young enough, there's a pretty decent chance that you might have the option for living for several million years

at 70 you'll extend your life to 100
at 100 you'll extend your life to 150
at 150 you'll extend your life to 300
at 300 etc etc

and of course de-aging will go along with that at some point, assuming you don't just ditch your organic body altogether

>>93595059
Pat is three THOUSAND times more fucking interesting than these, "I-It's so relatable because I can't cook but need to eat cause ha-ha I'm an adult now!" horseshit punchlines.

Pat actually has quirks that seem fucking alienish and unexplainable. Like his way of getting into bed:
http://yukimeansnow.tumblr.com/post/138907243349/pat-gets-in-and-out-of-bed-in-7-easy-steps-1-you

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>it's another "ADULTING IS HARD" comic.
It really isn't backbreaker people make it out to be.

>>93592767
STOP! STOP TELLING PEOPLE TO COMMIT SUICIDE THAT'S FRICKEN ILLEGAL DON'T DO IT I DON'T WANT YOU IN PRISON BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU GOTTA BE EDGY TO FIT IN STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

>>93592722
I think these "how to be an adult" comics are really stupid.
I refuse to believe that people are so stupid and worthless that they find everyday tasks such as paying bills and going to work challenging.

>>93594947
i have a theory that none of these facebook webcomics writers have a job

>>93595079
They do it to make you feel as if they're always watching you to prevent shoplifting.

>>93595059
Is Pat the most accurate representation of what existential dread is?

>>93592722
What is the original "I can't in being an adult" comic?

>>93595036
The character doesn't seem to mind the responsibilities as long as they keep him busy enough to ignore his depression

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>mfw adult life, have a job, pay taxes and all that shit and happier than i was before i got a job

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>>93594947
>Outside the circle
>Question why you are quiet
>Annoying random employee
This is no lol.

>>93595240
Same. My parents always told me when I was a kid that being an adult was way worse but honestly I'd never go back to being a kid again, having to go to school five days a week and having no money outside of a $10 allowance that required me to clean the entire house top to bottom fucking sucked.

>>93595176

It's not that they're hard, it's that you hate doing them, and you realize, you'll never reach a point where you're done and never have to do them again until you're dead.

>>93595110
When you're 70, you'll be a wreck and will welcome death. Science and technology aren't moving as fast as you think. The Singularity is bullshit.

>>93595329
Yeah, I went through some pretty bad depression during my early teens that I only just recently started to reverse so I'm not particularly nostalgic about that time either.

>>93595110
We were supposed to get hover cars two years ago science is bullshit.

>>93595110
>Implying the scrubs on here will be be able to get into that
That technology is only gonna be accessible for the top end earners. The average smuck wont be able to afford that.

>>93595137
No, but modern generations are sheltered little fucks whose parents keep telling them to follow their dreams, even if it doesn't pay the bills, and grew up in the era of the "participation award".

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>>93595601
>mfw my dream also happens to be very lucrative

>>93592722
Nobody does. That's why I don't see how suicide is so taboo.

>>93595601

Man I would straight up deck a motherfucker to have the job my parents had for the money they earned. And I'm lucky in that I actually HAVE a job, which is more than half my old uni friends can say.

>>93595238
The responsibilities are part of the depression. The fact that these activities are so monotonous emphasizes the sense of dread the man or womanchild feels day to day repeating them.

>>93595176
Believe it. That's the truth.

>>93595176
You best start believing in neet stories, anon.

>>93594947
I hate this bitch so much.
When I read these comics I really get people who complain about others appropiating their culture.
Don't act like a fucking loser like myself when you are so pretty, you slut. She is just doing it for charisma points

>>93595398
>tfw i'm the dude you quoted and have every intention of becoming a high end software engineer and make mega bucks
not as much as a CEO mind you but still enough

>>93595389
that's a fundamental physics problem though

>>93595363
70 isn't THAT old dude. you're thinking of like mid 80s
the singularity is probably bullshit but the key is to basically keep following the curve as it trends upwards. Cures for most of the common cancers as well as some kind of cure or preventive treatment for Alzheimers would be a huge boon

>>93595775
is she actually hot tho

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>>93592722
>How to adult
>adult
>adult
>adult

>>93595601
Gee, those old folks had it so hard, being able to support a family of four and buy a house on a factory worker's salary.

>>93595775
>>>/r9k/

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>>93595833
More cute than hot. Her comic persona is inaccurate to her real appearance.

>>93595176
It's not that they're challenging, it's that they're boring, repetitive, and unfulfilling.

>>93595895
what the fuck she looks fine

>>93594560

it's th meaning of life.

>>93595904
These webcomic authors specifically indicate that their adult tasks are challenging, though.

See >>93594947

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>>93595860
>Trying to be cheeky
>While proving the point exactly
Most people now-a-days joke about how hard it is to take care of themselves with basic shit like fucking showering, eating, and walking. The "old folks" were able to support a family a four.

>>93595953
Those aren't adult tasks, those are social interaction socially awkward/retarded people have problems with.

>>93595978
Ah, yes. The mythological pale, short haired attainable girl. The neet's kryptonite.

>>93595982
Right, every single person years ago had their life completely together and only now in this modern age do people fall apart. No you retard, the only reason you hear about these people now is that they can bitch about it on social media.

>>93596031
>The neet's kryptonite
How so?

>>93594947
I deal with 3 and 4 a lot, nor do I try to fix it.

>>93596054
Or maybe they realized it was socially retarded to brag about how you're incapable of boiling water or forming basic sentences to say to other people?

It's not about actually having your life together so much as taking pride and constantly jabbing about how difficult it is to go to work for a basic eight hour shift.

If I joked to my grandmother about paying my bills and how hard it is, she'd give me a fucking earful and tell me to grow up.

>>93595135
Lets not forget that when his girlfriend is dieting, rather than eating his cake/candy when she's out of the house, he will eat it in his closet.

>>93596054
That's just part of it. But people back then also were less pampered, and hence could manage more. They were hardier. They weren't pumped full of anti depressants and got surgery to pretend to be another gender. They drank and fucked whores.

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I'm so glad I'm not a purpose less manchildren

>>93595895
HNNNG

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I'll never understand why does /co/ get so upset at these comics.

I don't think they're taking themselves too seriously, and they're clearly playing things up for comedy.

>>93596156
They also beat their husbands/wives/kids

>>93596193
Thank god im just an adult with infantile tastes

>>93596272
I think /co/ hates the context behind it, where the author isnt socially awkward at.

>>93593059
This.

>>93595137

I recently bought a house with a mortgage and live by myself and adulting isn't hard at all.

I've allocated money for bills, I don't buy frivously but don't have to budget crazy hard, I can cook and clean and do normal maintenance tasks fine. Got a good work/life balance too.

Is it really today's sheltered upbringing? I guess I'm only a few years older than these people but my parents were firm, instilled a sense of having to try hard at things, had teachers who asked if me wanting to do biomedical science was being realistic and I worked extra hard to prove them wrong. Had disappointments and tough times but saw them through.

My younger sister tried to overdose on paracetamol because she "couldn't cope" with exam stress.

>>93596117
People couldn't say those things because there was no outlet for them to do so. Now you can talk about your retardation all you want from the safety of your own home

>>93596156
They sat on their ass and watched television in a vapid consumerist society as bad as the one we have today

>>93594947
I deal with 2, 3, & 4. I don't have problem with sales people, I just say I'm browsing and they leave.

Restraunts with no online ordering, I rarely deal with. However I can do drive thru stuff easy. I once had to go to Saltgrass to pick up an order, almost had a panic attack. They have their pick ups near the bar, which was packed.

>>93596304
But that's dumb. By that logic people should hate Alan Moore for not being a rapist.

>>93596031
>halfway talented cartoonist
>attainable
Don't kid yourself.

>>93596338
They aren't?

>>93596054
or maybe 'cause those who didn't make it died off with no offsprings, so nobody had them as their parents/grandparents and so on
In two generations they'll be saying the same about ours yet look at us

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>>93595982
>Most people now-a-days joke
>joke
thats the keyword here. There have always been failures who struggle with real life, where you think those uncles and aunts that never married and live with their mother came from?

But you are being a naive if you think that if the internet existed back then, you wouldn't have people making light jokes about their every day inconveniences.

>>93596117
>If I joked to my grandmother about paying my bills and how hard it is, she'd give me a fucking earful and tell me to grow up.

And most people her age, and those a couple years younger, constantly bitch about their medical expenses. You are being a kid who is putting an older generation on a pedestal. I have worked factory jobs with people in their mid to late 40s and they talk bout their everyday problems just as much as any kid in his 20s.

Joking or commenting on keeping up with paying bills is probably the most unifying sentiment in the current economic climate.

>here is where I go full
We just got out of the worst recession since the great depression. Your grandma is probably a boomer who didn't have to deal with either of this economic climates so she is an entitle cunt. fuck what she has to say

>>93594947
>Introvert
>Still has friends and social interactions and people who care that they're not interacting with them
I can't relate to this at all

>>93594947
1. You politely tell them you're good and don't need any help. If they keep talking be friendly even if you don't want to be because working in retail sucks and you should have some compassion.

2. You literally just have to pay attention when you ask them their menu or order from places you've been to

3. Stay involved and look for a way to join in. Even if you make it awkward, you're still trying and people can tell.

4. You just have to be honest and say you don't know a lot about what they're talking bout so you can't really say anything. If they're nice they'll steer the conversation into something that can include you

I'm introverted as fuck but even I understand you have to be try. Those aren't even real nightmares for introverts.

Real Nightmares
People exposing your interests you want to keep private
Being left to watch someone's kid while they do something
Someone getting into your personal space and being aggressive

>>93596338
Its different.
/co/ knows about social awkwardness
/co/ mostly doesnt know about sex.

>>93596423
>You're still trying
Don't people hate people who try?

>>93594947
>introverts
It's called depression. I'm introverted but also used to have moderate depression. Once I got on some meds and talked to a therapist, I don't have a problem with any of these things anymore. I don't even get the last question.

>>93596464
Only assholes do and if you care what assholes think, then you're fucked no matter what.

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>>93596423
>People exposing your interests you want to keep private
I hate when people find out I like comics, cartoons and anime because I don't know how to die my powelevel and I always come across as trying too hard.

>>93595775
I've known pretty girls with social issues before. It's the equivalent of an alcoholic living next door to a liquor store. Most of their relationships, romantic or otherwise, end in them having a neurotic meltdown, but they have such an easy time meeting people that they just keep repeating their mistakes. I knew one in particular who seemed like a typical cute "lol nerd girl", but the moment you were alone in the car with her she'd start getting anxious and ramble about her medication. I was always afraid she'd drive the car into a wall or something.

>>93595978
I can't look at this picture without thinking Sarah is thinking "Is this nigga serious?"

>>93595135
I don't get it, what exactly is weird about this?

>>93595160
Suggesting it isnt a crime in america.
"I am going to kill you" = illegal
"i think you should kill yourself" not illegal

>>93596479
Introverts sounds prettier than depressive.
Also you are right, most of these are issues cause you automatically weighting your self-worth on menial shit.

>>93596193
Why is Christchan so perfect?

>>93596423
>4. You just have to be honest and say you don't know a lot about what they're talking bout so you can't really say anything.

But that wouldn't be an honest answer. An honest answer would be I don't want to be here but have to because life requires me to be in school or working and would prefer to be left alone.

Of course being this honest would just make you look like a weirdo. So you end up having to give some shitty non answer like "I don't have much to say"

>>93596509
There really isn't anything wrong with people finding out that you read comics, and watch cartoons and anime. Just don't let them know you browse 4chan, and that porn comics are part of your reading list.

>>93596621
>That wouldn't be an honest answer

That's only if you don't want to be there. You can have a reason to be somewhere and if there is a reason, then you've weighted the opportunity cost vs not being there and have decided you WANT to be there because it's worth more than not being there. In which case you should try your hardest to make it worthwhile because you made the choice

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>>93592722
What was the original ''i cant into being an adult'' comic?

>>93596512
yeah, but she still tries to portray herself as ugly when she isn't at all for some relatable points
one thing is having personal issues, other is blatantly lie because it's popular to be the underdog

and I hate fake underdogs

>>93595110
By the time the generation that's 18-35-ish now is 70, significant life extension tech may exist, but will be extremely expensive to the point that it's irrelevant. Space tourism exists, but has no impact on normal people's lives.

It won't be cheap and easily accessible enough to be relevant for well after we're dead, if ever.
If you're manufacturing the immortality tech, you essentially have free access to it. From that point on, why bother making MORE money once your very extravagant wants and needs are met? Why bother moving out of the luxury market, when very rich people will pay you enough money to live like a god anyway?

Even if life extension like you're describing would be possible, it would never be made accessible. Once you control it, enforcing inequality in lifespan is the best way to control everything else. It will never see use past the richest and most powerful 0.1 percent of people.

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>>93595978
this shit makes my blood boil

>>93595978
She looks like the girl from My Life Me.

>>93596338
that logic is fucking stupid and you know it, anon
these comics are personal slices of life, almost like a diary
Moore tells stories about fictional characters and not himself

>>93596737
>That's only if you don't want to be there.
That's kinda the point though, we are a social species and its pretty hard to advance in life without having to engage in social interactions. Yeah sure, you made the choice to have a job but the other option is to be homeless.

>you should try your hardest to make it worthwhile

Thats like saying you have a rock in your shoe or a splinter in your thumb and you should try to make the best out of it.

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>>93596423
>People exposing your interests you want to keep private
>friend who talks a lot knows my fetishes

>>93596868
You're viewing things through a negative filter in which any given situation is bad and must remain bad. If you have a job, you must either make the job enjoyable or work on finding another job.

If the former, then you need to be positive, if the latter you don't really care what the others think so it shouldn't bother you.

>>93596414
same
I like to spend time alone for most of the day but can still go to the store and buy stuff, talk to people at college like a fucking human being, and have friends who I constantly talk to
that ain't no introvert, that's someone on the spectrum

>>93596745
Earliest one I remember seeing is a Jules Feiffer strip about a man selling his services as a "professional adult". Can't seem to find it via image searching.

>>93595059
LET'S

>>93596551
>Suggesting it isnt a crime in america.
Tell that to Michelle Carter.

>>93596930
>You're viewing things through a negative filter in which any given situation is bad and must remain bad.

Nope, wrong. I am a fairly positive person, I am just not a social person and enjoys being alone. I have a shitty job because I am a student and have to do shitty jobs until I get a degree that allows me to not have a shitty job. BTW that whole positive think has being debunk and can be fairly harmful. If you don't feel good, its okay to not feel good.

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>>93594947
There needs to be a comic that's the inverse to these. Something that has a character like this image just walking around loving life and giving good vibes to everyone while looking chill.

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>>93595102
This.
Though there are times it's warranted, it's usually a toss up. You seem like you're nice about it, which I'm sure you know is extremely appreciated, based on your experience.
Example
>work at sporting goods store up until last fall
>have to make rounds around the camping/fishing/hunting department
>70-80% of the people in fishing know what they're looking for and will find it because they've been fishing for years
>check in because I have a good work ethic and I want to stay in good graces
>still usually feel like a nuisance
>sometimes I would have someone that was getting annoyed, but still had to eventually check again while trying not to be too annoying
>occasionally someone would be snappy with me about it, a few when I first came to see if they needed anything
That last thing is the worst.
Glad I don't work there anymore.
Alternatively
>there's yet another person at gun counter that wants a home defense type shotgun
>they point at a hunting shotgun and ask if that'd work
>tfw having to explain not all of a gun-type are created equal, and that hunting shotgun would be both unwieldy indoors and, as meant for longer range, be a greater potential risk to neighbors and people in other areas of the house
>"oh ok, then what about (actual home defense shotgun)"
>...yes, that's a much better choice"
fucking Californians, if it weren't for being in this state, that job would've been so much better.

>>93595240
Hell yeah.
Though that wasn't exactly the highest bar.

>>93596781
Maybe that's how she sees herself.
That's sorta the issue with Pretty people.
They're like rich people.
Have all the problems you want but people's envy of your fortune sort of leads to lack of empathy.
>Why would an obviously attractive person feel ugly and unattractive. Only us uggos know what that feels like.

>>93596990
>Michelle Carter.
Difference is that Michelle Carter didn't just say "kill yourself" once. When her boyfriend kept talking about wanting to kill himself, she tried to make stop but once he started getting cold feet she kept telling him to go through with it like a psycho.
>You're gonna have to prove me wrong because I just don't think you really want this. You just keeps pushing it off to another night and say you'll do it but you never do
>You better not be bull sh*ting me and saying you're gonna do this and then purposely get caught
>Everyone will be sad for a while, but they will get over it and move on. They won't be in depression I won't let that happen. They know how sad you are and they know that you're doing this to be happy, and I think they will understand and accept it. They'll always carry u in their hearts
>You're just making it harder on yourself by pushing it off, you just have to do it

>>93592722
>Existentialist dread
What is that?

Who the hell keeps letting all these normaIfags in?

>>93595363
>The Singularity is bullshit.
The singularity is all but logically inevitable once a seed AI (a human-level artificial intelligence capable of modifying is source code to achieve is goals) is created. I wouldn't bet against it.
>>93595398
>That technology is only gonna be accessible for the top end earners.
That was the case with cars, computers and mobile phones at some point.

The real mistake is to think that the coming singularity is going to be a positive one and that the AI will follow its human creators' commands. It isn't even that it will go full Skynet on us; it will most likely destroy us in a blunder. Also consider the fact that as soon as genetic synthesis becomes cheap (2050s IMO) any terrorist with a M.S. in computational genetics or similar will have a fighting chance at destroying civilization. If you're 20 now, I'd say you are less likely than not to live to be 70. Beware.

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>>93592722
>my mfw when normans keep fallin for the growing up meme
lole

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>>93596423
>Someone getting into your personal space and being aggressive
what a stupid beta. even autists know how to stand up for themselves

>>93597177
Contemplating one's own inconsequential nature and lack of real effect on the world at large, the fact that soon after death you will be forgotten and may as well have never lived at all.

>>93597081
Robert Crumb's Mr. Natural.

>>93597240
That bothers people?

>>93596423
>People exposing your interests you want to keep private
I hate it, which is why I've learned to keep my mouth shut about those even with friends. If I talk about something, I assume everybody will know I do eventually. It seems to be a good strategy.
>Being left to watch someone's kid while they do something
Is this a problem? Not being a dick to you, but I just say no every time and that's it for me. If they insist, I physically remove myself from their vicinity.
>Someone getting into your personal space and being aggressive
Legalize duels.
>>93596891
>friend who talks a lot knows my fetishes
Why?

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>>93595601
oh yeah that's right, the kids getting
participation trophies were the ones who made participation trophies, i forgot

>>93597081
That’s called being a Mary sue.

>>93594560
Offspring are the entire point of having a mate.

>>93595601
Where did you grow up that that was the case?

>>93597300
Some people, I guess.

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>>93594947
I'm the type of introvert with more fingers per hand than friends and none of these bother me in the slightest

>>93596399
Oh man that last one is so true. I usually ignore all unknown numbers, but I'm currently job hunting so it could be from a job place. So I answer any calls that is from one of the local area codes, most of the time though it's those robocalls.

>>93597482
>Job hunting
>All these phone calls offering me a position selling insurance
Fucking no thank you

>>93597473
>>93594947
Yeah, introversion and neuroticism are separate things.

>>93597473
I could lose both hands and still have more fingers than friends.
>>93597482
>Applied for a job
>Only people who call me are telemarketers
>Now I have to chance whether or not it's a callback or some Gupta sounding asshole trying to rob me
>>93597559
>>93597482
Hey me. Why are you on someone elses computer?

>>93596865
Yeah, but unless they go around claiming that it's an actual diary of actual things that happened to them, I don't have a problem.

You need to separate the creation from the creator.

>>93592722
There should be a version of this where the existential dread does set in, but you go to work and smile cause you have to.

Thats adulthood.

>>93596831
Why?

>>93592722
haha! adulting is soooo hard amiright???? xD

>>93597803
Because she's pretty

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>>93597738
Replace nihilism with existential dread.

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>>93596423

>>93597600
Not anymore cause I'm your friend.

>>93597738
>Go to work and smile
>smile
>Implying I can contain my disdain for being at a job I hate
Being an adult is doing your work

>>93598151
Internet friends don't count.

anyone got that "I ain't bitchmade" comic?

I had sex for the first time and I couldn't keep it up most of the time. I want to fucking kill myself!!!!!

>>93598454
I came before I even got it all the way in. Relax, in a couple more times your mind and body will adapt.

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>>93598494
I lose the erection every time she wants to switch positions and I feel like a fucking idiot.

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>>93598454
Thats the first time alright.
Dont worry, youll get better the more sex you have.

>>93598516
Squeeze your PC, make her change positions faster, stroke it, you'll get there. Biggest thing is not thinking hard

>>93592722
>>>/r9k/

And stay there you losers.

>>93598177
Who says it's just gotta be internet~

>>93595601
>participation award
are you 40? they don't do that shit anymore

>>93595978
>>93595895
Cartoon portrait facts: If it's ugly the artist is average-cute. If it's a pretty character the artist is fat, ugly or both.

>>93598981
True dat. The same does for smarts, social status, etc.

>>93599274
*goes

>>93594947
I relate to those but I feel like it's more being shy than being an introvert

>>93596509
I have been in this anon's >>93596509 situation with video games. I enjoy "unknown" games when most people around me only knows FIFA or pokemon go. Since I don't know anything about candy crush I get asked which games I actually enjoy. If I tell them about games like hollow knight, team fortress 2 or even overwatch they feel alienated, like Im just rambling alone.

I always end up moving the conversation to another topic, but if I can't I use at least one topic Im certain they know about. Like bringing up the simpsons when asked about cartoons.

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>>93596479
>It's called depression
he's right you know

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>>93595978
cute

>>93595775
>good-looking people can't have mental issues
come on anon

>>93598725
Because my chronic mistrust of things online.

>>93598981
>What is Ronnie
Well desu, he's actually an average guy.

>>93592722
This "adulting" thing that popped up a few years ago is some of the most cancerous shit I've ever seen.

>>93595135
Pat is such an adorable trainwreck, I love him.
Though honestly, I'd say that Matt has the more alien quirks. Like, Pat's quirks are weird but cute, but Matt's are weird and annoying.
Woolie just doesn't like breakfast, I'm in the same boat as him.

>>93598661
Awww...

But I like losers...

>>93600371
I agree, having become an adult is pure cancer.

>>93600527
But breakfast food is the best food, man!

>>93594947
I actually know someone with these issues but the way this us being shown just yells at me that this girl doesn't have it that bad.

>>93600371
How do you even get on the Internet, Peter?

>>93593068
Dude, his mom's anorexia it's a serious situation, don't make jokes about that.

>>93600702
It's tasty, but eating in the morning always makes me feel sick.
I work five days a week, and only get lunch Tuesdays and Thursdays from a roachcoach that comes around. On the days I don't, when I go home hungry, it makes the food I eat when I get back from work taste better.

>>93600371
this, I don't know why so many people think it's such hot shit
dubs says it's worse than fidget spinners

>>93600736
I have these issues and it's way worse in your head when you're thinking about it than it actually is when it happens, 100% of the time. The problem is anxiety doesn't listen to logic and you're nervous about these prospects even knowing how harmlessly they always turn out. Imagine having to be afraid that there's a ghost/demon in your bedroom closet when you know full well that there isn't.

>>93596823
>Once you control it, enforcing inequality in lifespan is the best way to control everything else. It will never see use past the richest and most powerful 0.1 percent of people.

meanwhile, china exists and rips off and generic-ifies absolutely everything for a quick buck.

>>93600797
Not bad, not bad. You probably need the energy in the morning but if it makes you sick then I guess not.

>>93592722
Fuck this shit. Same joke every comic, shitty art, sellf-patronizing, and probably will make some poor kids retreat into infantalism out of fear of adulthood.

>still no lewds of sticky figure

>>93600371
It's millennials realizing they have actual responsibilities and obligations now and grappling with that change in expectations.

>>93600702
no it isn't. dinner is. fucking faggot.
k i l l y o u r s e l f

>>93595180
I believe this one managed to get a book published. Sold well.

>>93595135
okay, the video evidence is much easier to understand. When he explained it on the podcast, it just sounded like utter madness, like it works because Pat becomes a paper thin Link-between-worlds chalk drawing that slides into the sheets without moving them

>>93592722
>I never asked for this life.
You can leave anytime you like though, that's the nice thing about being mortal.

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>>93594947
Third one reminds me of how I was always the "fringe friend" in high school. Close enough to sit at the table during lunch but far enough to not be invited to things, seeing them outside of school, or having their numbers to text.

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>>93595946
?

>>93600810
Fidget spinners are okay. They are literally just a new version of the spinning top, one of the oldest toys in history.

Me neither, artifacting is bullshit.

Upload a better picture, faggotron.

>>93601180
WE WERE YOUNG

>>93595895


It's more like self loathing.

When you're really ugly, you do your best to prove that you arent. Their self loathing is already on the outside.

Sarah just hates herself a lot.

>>93601180
WHOA YEAHHH WHOA YEAHHH

>>93593068
Yeah bro what the fuck. Why don't you just go home and play video-games by yourself? Anon's family is going through a lot right now.

>>93595059
+1 internetz

>>93592722
>Cardio
>Killing your gainz

No wonder this low test beta fails at life

i didn't either /co/gent fellow. let's go get our damn refund

>>93595978
>>93595895
wtf I love her now

>>93601028
>Table friend
>School had rule where only Freshman had to eat at school
>Had no friends
>Just ate in stairwell Sophmore year on
>Got caught a few times
>Just stopped eating lunch

>>93593068
u peace o shite me mum had anorekseea oi'll smash u cunt

>>93592722
>>93594951

That's what I don't get; I first became aware of my own mortality somewhere around ten years old. It was pretty easy to make the connection of "hey if old people in my life are dying that means I'll get old and die too." It's cool until the dark hours of the night just as I'm drifting off to sleep.

>>93592722
Neither did I but I still somehow drag this fat ass out of bed everyday. I'm out there, trying another diet, working overtime to pay my expenses, building my credit score so one day I can get a loan and buy a house to build equity.

Do I have an existential crisis? Damn near everyday. Do I let it get to me? Hell no, I don't have the time.

>>93601862
>buy a house to build equity.
What does that even mean?

>>93600817
If that's the case I kind of worry about what this guy sees in his head.

Being a adult sucks because I'm a depressed lonely loser with an incredibly low self esteem and anxiety issues.

I would genuinely be a happier person if I had someone to share life with.

>>93602073
I was you, then I found her.

Spoilers: It doesn't actually get rid of either of those things.

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>>93595895

nice

>>93595670
This is called projecting.

>>93600355
Not as fat, though.

>>93598516
Realtalk? Stop masturbating. Your body is getting accustomed to that rhythm. Go without fapping for a week, then try to fug.

Being an adult sucks because of the knowledge that one day, you will be more the adult than your own parents.

Then one day they wont be there anymore.

>>93602073


No you wont.

You'll be a miserable person that makes someone else's life miserable.

They'll leave you then you'll either act like an incel motherfucker or wallow in self pity.

Find your own happiness.

Meaning get the fuck off the computer and go outside, even if it's "stupid" and meaningless. Go for walks and take in nature.

Life's too fucking short to be a miserable sack of shit.

>>93595110
I'd rather just kill myself. Fuck this shit place.

KIIIIILLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>93595135
Pat's fascinating to me because if it's not one of his alien tangents on something he's actually really on point and puts things in a way I'd never considered.

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>>93597840

>>93602552
On the contrary, life is simply not short enough.

>>93602583
he's a college boy. well spoken manchild who brushes his teeth weird and verbally abuses his gf for the enjoyment of the internet. glorious bastard

>>93593073
well memed

>>93595160
Kill yourself, faggot.

>>93592722
DUDE ADULTHOOD AND DEPRESSION LMAO

>>93597482
I got job calls from out of state codes because it's the hiring manager's cell. If I know the DRI, I'll just add their number so I know who it is.

>>93594947
I love her comics. To bad she's such a racist cunt.

>>93601902
In a nutshell?
How much money my property is worth that isn't locked up by debt.

>>93603228
>such a racist cunt.
wat

>>93603371
/pol/ got mad because she's a woman and made a bunch of edited versions of her comics where all the content is changed to be racist in an effort to make people think they were real

>>93602729
He's also a snitch and a coward and loves it. He told a story about how he was really little and his brother had friends over when he wasn't suppose to. His brother said don't tell mom and dad and Pat replied, "Only if you give me $10" and his brother did. The instant their parents came home, Pat snitched and added that his brother bribed him not to tell, so his parents scolded his brother without telling him how they found out about the party and Pat got to keep the money.

He's an amazing man.

>>93603398
I shall proceed to ship her with Ban Garrison.

>>93603431
Ben*
Fuck.

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>>93592722
This is the worst fucking type of "comedy" in webcomics, and I can't express with words how much I hate them.
First, these people aren't depressed. If they were they wouldn't even have the motivation to vomit this trash onto the internet. They just want people to think they're troubled in a vain attempt at seeming deep and also because depression has become trendy. What a time to be alive.
Second, life is shit in general, everyone knows that. If you're just gonna allude to that fact without at least giving it a clever twist as your punch line, you're a fucking hack.
Third, I'd argue that becoming an adult is the best thing in life. Having complete autonomy over what you do is the best thing you could possibly have. Sure, it get's lonely if you're a sperg like me, but there's the internet for that. You can make friends without scaring them away with your weird interests and your awkward body language.

>>93603398
No, /pol/ got mad because she made a couple of, "Current year sucks because of politics!" comics so they edited her comics to make them look all politically incorrect as fuck.

>>93592722

Adult is not a verb

>>93603483
>You can make friends without scaring them away with your weird interests and your awkward body language.
That you would call someone on the internet your friend is quite pathetic and problematic, you damned autist.

>>93603483
>Second, life is shit in general, everyone knows that.
Life is pretty glorious if you don't hone in purely on the negative aspects of things. I think there's way more living inspiration on this planet than there are reasons to hate it.

>>93593059
This is getting too real and I'm only 4 posts in

>>93603541
Life is good if you have money. That's it. Anything else is selling smoke.

>>93603406
As a Supesfag and a justicefag, I don't know why but Pat's behavior is acceptable to me. Not cool, still scummy, but not like, "what were you thinking". His self-preservation instinct with that kind of cowardice is honestly inspiring. Get what you can while you can, and admit that it's wrong how you got it, but refuse to rescind that money because you earned it for snitching.

His justification when he was talking about getting Switches was the best.

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>>93593059
This. Nothing else tethers me to this life.

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>>93603536

>>93603610
Evidently, on a board infested by normie tourists.

>>93603610
>muh board culture

>>93595895
I would give her the cheek smooch

>>93603496
Language changes.

>>93603581
I dunno, I have a shit ton of money but struggle to get friends to hang out with me because we've all been going down different career paths for over five years now. It's become extremely common that I spend nearly months at a time alone with the only social interaction I get is with my boss or online chats once in awhile. I haven't even been able to get my friends to play video games with me anymore because they simply don't have the time either with work, college, or travel.

Compare this to like, 2012 when I was hanging out with friends at least three - five hours a day, it's been a pretty depressing shift.

And I'd LOVE to spend my money on friends so we can hang out but they consistently feel guilty about me wanting to do stuff like buy them $50 online games we can play, so I end up just not doing it.

Now I just work constantly, earn money, and have no one to spend it on.

>>93603769
Not to the degree that I could reply to your post with "Donut gorilla boondoggle" and have that be a valid, understandable response.

>>93596823
>>93596823

You're forgetting one crucial thing here.
This isn't a really fancy luxury car or a big house.

This is immortality.

If it ever got out that an immortality pill existed, you can bet your ass organized groups of poor people that could never afford it would take it by force. Because in a storm of perfect irony, the chance to become immortal is something countless people would willingly die trying to attain, even if they've never had the desire to fight for anything prior

>>93603804
Open a timeshare or do a stock or whatever it is successful adults with jobs do, I guess? Man, I can barely feed myself. Want to trade? You can have my friends.

>>93603841
We should just balance each other out and I'll buy a couple of your friends.

>>93603861
I like the way you think.

>>93603804
Join a martial arts gym.

>>93596308
You make Darwin proud, anon

Good look fending for yourself in the coming collapse of civilization

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>>93603841
what if Im broke and friendless

>>93594947
I thought I was an introvert. But now I know that most small-talk topics are fucking boring.
No I don't care about Game of Thrones, or football or whatever you did last week with your dog. And if humanity was a little bit more honest, no one would.

>>93596823
Not only that, but the grand majority of the people who would be able to afford it would have to "earn" it. Aka, do something for someone else for it to be given to you. And judging by how man likes to play themselves up as God, you would have to also justify it.

Like proving your worth to society even though everything leading up to the position was given. What a sick joke.

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>>93593044
>Implying spouses fill that hole inside you
They don't, you'll end up just like Clay if you try & do shit like that. Don't fuck your kids over just because you're a miserable sad sack.

>>93603904
Video games, my son.

>>93592722
>being an adult is so hard guys

>>93603833
Why would poor people take it by force when poor people won't even take healthcare by force?

>>93595895
Reminder she fag hagged her brother into homosexuality.

>>93603949
Because you can't take a continuous government service by force, unless you overtake the government.
A one time live forever pill is obviously a far easier get. And then you live forever.

>>93592722
Nah, but you chose to become apart of the mundane day to day shit instead of actually becoming something better. Life isn't completely out of your control, it's all your state of mind.

I'm fine with it, the small things like my hobbies and such are what keep me sane. Hiding my power level around nearly everyone is just a defensive mechanism.

>>93603974
It's not a pill, it's a series of injections, and you can bet they'll take advantage of that.

The best thing about adulthood is that you can wander around the streets and the parks at night and find mysterious places and phenomenon, but the worst part is that you can no longer exploit such things to their full potential. Sick irony.

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>>93595978
She's very cute, there's nothing wrong with her. I could see myself hand holding the fuck out of her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jenWdylTtzs

>>93592722
I don't understand how people can have existential crises. So what their life is just one tiny tiny thing in a tiny tiny bit of the timeline. Most people move on from that. And shit, in a perfect world most people wouldn't even think that their life was anything more than that. We give the human experience too much value.

>>93595135

Remember that time he saw one click beetle on his bed sheets and that led to him throwing out an entire fridge worth of food and him obsessively cleaning his entire apartment like he was the mom in the fucking Babadook

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>>93603817
No, but words becoming verbs is pretty common.

>>93597214
People who actually believe this do not have a firm grasp of the scale of our planet.

>>93604334
like how you "google" something now
or how "horsing myself" means shoving an extra large flared chance bad dragon dildo into my ass

>>93602073

I have a committed long-term girlfriend and I can say it doesn't get any easier. It's a war every day, bromigo.

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>>93594947
Get out of here normie.

>>93604523
It sucks not using google. Feels weird to tell someone to search something, they give me a weird look like 'The fuck you mean google?'
But I mean come on, better search engines exist.

>>93604836
t. Bill Gates

>>93594440
yes. There are fantasy comics, sci fi comics, and real world comics.

Pick the one thats right for YOU!

>>93604869
God no, Bing is fucking trash.
Duck duck go is my poison. Gives a lot less bullshit results, also gives a lot more porn if you leave safe search off. Seems to understand vague things better too but maybe my memory is bad.

>>93603804
Save up your money, build yourself a bunker with internet connection and spend the rest of your live there, living off restaurant deliveries and shitposting on 4chan.

That's how I'd spend the my life if I were rich.

>>93604901
I'll see what it can do for my addiction to early 20th century pornography. Thank you.

>>93604334
>>93604523
That's because English doesn't have set suffixes or much declension for its verbs like Spanish, German, Japanese. A single English word can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective, and even as an adverb or a preposition, without declension, and in that regard English has more in common with Chinese than any other Indo-European language.

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>>93596031
>Ah, yes. The mythological pale, short haired attainable girl. The neet's kryptonite.

>>93603406
lul what a shithead. well that's one more thing he's wrong about. ADD IT TO THE LIST

>>93605001
That's a dude.

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>>93592722
People tell me life is God's greatest gift. Too bad that bastard is the kind of dick that get's you something you would necer want and throw to receipt away so that you're stuck with that crap.
>inb4 believing in God
This world is so fucking shitty there has to be someone behind it.

>>93604677
>Desperately want friends and lovers
>Think it'd make life easier
>Realize that making friends isn't the end of the ordeal and you magically become socially well adjusted
>I'd have to keep fighting and in the end I probably won't feel accepted like I want to.My inability to connect with people will just take on a new context

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>>93605030
She is a californian wall-hopper with a self-esteem Paranoia

>>93605054
>This world is so fucking shitty there has to be someone behind it.
I believe in God because there's no way I'm believing in humanity.

>>93593044
>making someone elses life miserable
>creating another life so they can be just as sad, bitter and angry at the world as you are

Have some pity man. No sense making anyone else suffer.

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>>93595978
She's actually cute.

It's not like Whomp, where the author looks like the character.

>>93592722
>Don't let the existential dread set in.
>DON'T LET IT SET IN!
Too late, did that since I was a teen.

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I just want to shitpost on 4chan and watch movies all day, I have no great motivation beyond just that and drinking.

I can't think of a job that wouldn't eventually make me consider suicide.

In a few months my money will run out and if I can't change I will just straight up kill myself

>>93596781
Just because you think she looks attractive doesn't mean she does. Personal insecurities are rarely logical or rational. Modern society puts a huge amount of pressure on people to look good, so even if you do meet the standard it's understandable to worry about not actually measuring up to it. In this particular case she's cute but doesn't really fit the cultural ideal, it's not surprising that she would be insecure about her looks.

>>93594947
Yup, pulled a 3 day stay this week. Got laid off and forgot not to let my bad habits take over.

>>93605030
I'm quite ok with that being a dude, if they are willing to care about and maybe like me for who I am.

I have no idea what managed to break inside of me, that turned me from being a guy who had problems but still went out and dated, even while spending a ton of time on 4chan, to being almost 30, alone and trapped in a basement with no end in sight.

>>93595176
Hoo boy, I wish it weren't true, but holy moley are there some people out there not taught to ask for help or raise by caring parents, at least.

Sometimes you gotta learn the stove's hot by touching it.

>>93597300
People like to feel like they matter, that what they do has some sort of value to the world around them. The thought that they are just one minuscule cog in the machine of Mankind, which is itself merely a temporary speck within the larger universe, is scary because it would mean that everything we value doesn't actually have any worth and nothing we do matters.

>>93592722
Why state that like people were given the chance to ask how they wanted their life?

>>93594947

The only one I can relate too is the first one cause I fucking HATE retail workers.

>Went in mall to see movie.
>Came way to early so I decide to stop by hot topic to pick something up for my friend who's birthday is next weekend.
>Find shirt.
>Sales girl: YOU KNOW ITS BUY 1 GET ONE HALF OFF!
>I am good I just want the shirt.
>WAAAAA!? Are you CUUH CRAZY!? ITS HALF OFF A SHIRT!
>I just one the one shirt.
>LIKE LUL DUDE! YOU SURE YOU DONT WANT AN AWESOME RAD HOGWARTS SHIRT? LOOK HOW TOTALLY EPIC IT IS!

I almost missed my fucking movie cause that stupid bitch wouldn't shut up. I guess that's what I get for going to hot topic but every fucking time I just want one thing and they thinking trying to have a full on coversation with me is going to make me buy more pants.

>>93605075
I don't see a problem with Ronnie IRL.

>>93605257
>literally a fat neckbeard

Fat neckbeards are almost universally denigrated every time they're brought up in a conversation. Typically people just use the standard "nice guy"/"fedora"/"virgin" strawman.

>>93605369
feelsbadman?

>>93595059
CALL

>>93605400
I'm not saying you should pity them, but saying you "don't see a problem with Ronnie IRL" is disingenuous.

>>93595240

Boy I sure do love paying bills and struggling to keep my lights on, living paycheck to paycheck!

Thank the Lord for whiskey.

>>93602579
>not wanting to live to be several million years old and be a cybernetic space hermit wandering the galaxy taking in all the sights
come on man

>>93605369
He's making money off his own seeming misery. I think he has most of us beat.

>>93592722

no purpose in life makes your a hollow shell in auto just "surviving" the day. Find your purpose and go with it.

And clean your room, anon.

>>93605944
>makes your a hollow shell

>>93605944

I don't know how, man. I never had a purpose, just saying "find one" doesn't get me any closer

>>93605633
>paycheck to paycheck
>has money for booze
You're the only problem in your own life.

>>93592722
I don't do any of these unless you count microwaving two minute mac and "cheese".
I don't even own a single tie, let alone shop for a new one.

>>93596308
As a current undergraduate, what were the struggles you faced with Biomedical sciences?

>>93601028
I sat at a table of weeboo and lesbian girls and literally never spoke to them once. I only ever got the sense that I made them uncomfortable and they really really didn't want me.

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>>93605054

>This world is so fucking shitty there has to be someone behind it.

>auschwitz andersen thread
>no /pol/ edits posted
Honestly disappointed in you all right now

>>93605214
>and they thinking trying

>>93604272
I don't really understand how people can claim to be introverted and have a romantic relationship with people. I'm not trying to be disparaging, i'm genuinely curious how a person who dislikes social interaction can form
enough of an emotional connection with another person to develop a romantic relationship.

>>93610336
Look up what introversion is on Wikipedia.

>>93610336

I feel you, I get the impression that most people on the internet who claim to be introverted re just slightly more quiet than normal so they label themselves.

When you get to the point where having to keep up with more than 2 friends feels emotionally exhausting to the point that you can't handle it then maybe I'll listen to you whine about your introversion

>>93604420
>muh infinite growth on a finite planet
What does this have to do with anything, /co/mblr?

If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall

>>93610336
>i'm genuinely curious how a person who dislikes social interaction

That's not what introversion is. Plenty of introverts like interacting with others and are perfectly capable of forming strong relationships, romantic or otherwise. But for introverts extended social interaction is draining and so after a while they need to spend some time away from others doing other shit to "recharge" so to speak.

>>93610336
introversion isnt inherently asocial

>>93610336
You clearly don't know what "introvert" means.

>>93610416
Are you sure you're introverted and not on the spectrum?

>>93610413
>>93610504
>>93610525
Alright, so introversion doesn't preclude sociability, but in most cases it seems that these comics present a person who experiences a lot of social anxiety, where I would imagine forming relationships would be difficult.

>>93605060
If you ever relax "feel accepted" by a broad, it means she's about to leave you.

>>93608944
If you want it done you have to do it yourself, anon.

>>93596781
it's good for humor
the guy from The Oatmeal does the same thing and yes I know everybody here fucking hates the Oatmeal, it's just an example

>>93603918
that sounds like the 'tism, anon
most people don't really care that much about those things but they talk about them A) to be nice and B) to have something to talk about
I do that, I didn't before and I learned to
also if it's a friend you're talking to, you may care about *the fact that they care* rather than the thing itself, as in understanding and accepting that so-and-so is important to them, or at least important enough to have a conversation about

>>93610585
It is difficult, which makes those relationships where social interactions aren't draining, and those people and your relationship with them all the more meaningful.

>>93595670
IDK about depression, but as an obsessive, doing anything that isn't completely a matter of turning off your brain can be massively helpful as a distraction that lets your brain fucking have a breather once in a while

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Several billions of people from the dawn of mankind have managed to grow up and have a life as adults, but for some reason this current generations of teens appear unable to do the same.

It's incredibly pathetic.

>>93594947
>that 3rd panel
This is too real.

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>waah my patreon-funded life as a suburban twenteensix-year old webcomic artist is so HARD because of my self-diagnosed introversion and stuff!!!

>>93610792
How did this happen?

>>93592722
Still waiting for r34 on this thing

>>93610883
Not enough ass-whoopin.

A general patronizing attitude among parents -- expecting too little and rewarding poor efforts has raised a generation of people with no work ethic and no real self-esteem.

>>93610792

You aren't counting the countless that didn't.

>>93610786
I've got both, sometimes if the monotony becomes automatic in action, then you can end up dwelling on the dread. That's not productive at all and really fucks you up.

>>93600355
it turns out ronnie isn't a 4'6" circle, he's like a 6'4" oval

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I find it funny that this thread is made to criticize people who are like "uguuuu being an adult is so hard!!!! i cannot function please give me attention lol", yet so many anons here are doing the same thing here.

Shut the fuck up, nobody cares about your woes. You created all of those for yourself. You haven't reached rock bottom, else you wouldn't be here bitching instead of putting in the effort to change.

>>93610792
By the age of 10 I had already picked up on the fact that many adults are very resentful of being adults. This is just the usual bullshit, and if it hasn't been around since the dawn of time, it's been around since at least the 1950s.

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>>93603483
Being "relatable" is probably the worst thing to ever happen to comedy. It is, and I use this word carefully, LITERALLY, just saying "This thing happens sometimes" and somehow thousands of fucking people will love it and share it and act like it's revolutionary commentary. It's so fucking mind-boggling. Take a hundred thousand people, have them all laugh and cheer at being told how depressing their lives are, and while they're all having a good time congratulating themselves for being subpar manchildren, I'm over here watching and thinking that suicide would be a preferable alternative to living in this shallow, melodramatic, self-pitying culture

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>>93610539

>>93610772
I could imagine that it would be a very uphill battle, but its nice to know that they were able to find happiness. Are the any biographical comics that highlight this sort of struggle?

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>>93610792
>>93610883
>>93610907
Undersupply of housing ("low rent apartments? Not in my back yard!" + "dwelling units must meet these requirements etc")
Oversupply of labor ("you can work for the lowest legal wage, or we can give the job to one of those other 10 high schoolers behind you")
= less disposable income moving through the economy

Billions also died penniless and childless throughout history.

>>93611053
Sounding kind of melodramatic there yourself, champ.

>>93608714

Well I'm in the UK. What you have is a surplus of people with degrees and not enough jobs. People swapped into biomed course from other sciences as they realised they were too niche and a general understanding with the ability to specialise once in a role is better it seems. Biomed is expensive, and like cell pathology, often slow. It isn't an attractive private sector area so if in the UK you will be looking at hospitals mainly. There are private sector opportunities though. I saw a company that makes columns for protein filtering and that was neat.

I don't actually work in biomed anymore, I used the knowledge and skills to get a job in a science type role elsewhere. Sounds like a copout, but my job now pays better and is less stressful.

Your degree will make you use a lab book. Don't stress about it. It's there to show you can do science good, but in the real world no one uses one, not the people I've worked with anyway.

>>93605369
When did full beards become neckbeards?

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>>93592722
I hate these "lol i'm so depressed xd" comics with a burning passion.