Stefan Karl's cancer hits stage 4, incurable

>>93383624
he needs a new meme
quick guys

Damn

WE ARE NUMBER FOUR

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>>93383624
F

>>93383624
>no link
You're lying

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>>93383673
>>93383673
dude...i laughed

>>93383624
That's awful. Like, seriously. I mean, he's dying. He knows it. It's just a matter of time and the clock is ticking fast. He could die in days, weeks, months...Jesus. What do you do with that knowledge? What do you do, forced to walk amongst others as you slowly die before the eyes of those who love you? What about the fear of what lies on the other side, if anything at all?

My heart goes out to Stefan Karl, and I hope a miracle may strike.

>>93383624
>Peter Sallis
>Adam West
>Now Stefan

Just let me be happy

>>93383624
Damn that's terrible.
Out of curiosity, did Magnús Scheving swing by or contribute to the fundraiser at all?

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>>93383673
I fucking hate you and love you at the same time.

Anybody else donate to that gofundme?
I don't care that my money was wasted. I'm sad.

>>93383624
God is dead.

>>93383673
here is your (you) you fucked up piece of shit

>>93383699
Go check his gofundme

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>>93383624
Can't have a happy day for once, can I?

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>>93383624
What the fuck is up with this year?

>>93383673
No. No no no no no no no. No no no no no no, no no no no no. STOP

>>93383646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1bD8q_uuDE

>>93383719

We knew we'd reach this point eventually when those who we admired over the years would leave us. I'm just glad that they left behind them great legacies and memories.

>>93383624
I hope that he gets to live the rest of his life the way he wants to. I know the specter of death will always hang over him, but I want him to enjoy the good things in life before the end, without real worry. No one should have to go through the pain of cancer. I thank him for making the internet a more interesting place.

LOOK AT THIS NET

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>>93383624

What type is his cancer? There recently was this biochemist guy who had stage 4 liver cancer (a fucking bitch of a cancer, 2~ months of life expectancy) and he developed a new treatment in that type to completely erradicate it.

Zeolite, Amalakai juice and blue scorpion venom.

I mean, at this point might as wel try it.

>>93383624
Sad to hear.

>>93383624
Number Ones don't die, Stefan! So you can't die! You won't!

FUUUUUUUUUCK!

>>93383802
Wow that is... not very good.

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NO NO NO NO FUCK

>>93383646
Sporticus at Robbie's bedside.

>>93383624
Source please. I can't find it anywhere online.

>>93383821
Pancreatic. I believe it has spread tp other areas like his liver though.

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>>93383624

>>93383875
well it is better then the new ghostbuster movie

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>>93383624
F

We need to whip up some new "We Are Number One" remixes to bring awareness to the masses.

>>93383802
It's odd how legitimately badass that wall-run was

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>>93383624
the wealthy elite are hiding the cure to cancer and they could've saved robbie those fucking big pharma faggots

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>>93383624
why

>>93383727
>my money was wasted.
Your money wasn't spent to save one man's life. You money was spent so that the doctors treating him could use every tool, treatment and option at their disposal to fight something that currently has no cure. The work they did fighting this disease will hopefully will in some way push us all towards the eventual victory over cancer.
Do not dwell on loss but look forward to that day when no one else has to suffer an end like this.

What an absolute beast of a man. He'll drink with the gods in Valhalla, it's certain.

>>93383673
Here's a little lesson in cancery

This is going down in history

>>93383978
You're fucking retarded, there's no such thing as a single cure all for cancer because of its nature.

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>>93383673

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>>93383673
YOU SON OF A B*TCH!!!!

>>93384020
you can say "bitch" on 4chan, anon

mommy isn't watching you here

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>>93383673

>>93384011
No cancer is the same, and even if you have say, Lung cancer or Liver cancer, the way it affects you is differen

>>93383624
This makes me sad.

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>>93383673
Here's your (you) don't spend it all in one place

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>>93383624
FUCK

WHY COULDNT IT HAVE BEEN SPORTACUS

>>93383907
Fair enough.

>>93384100
>>93384077
>Two dubs in a row
What meme magic is this?

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STAGE 4

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>>93383624
F

>>93383993
Thanks, anon. That was actually really insightful. I never thought of it like that.

>>93384100

Because he lives healthy.

>>93383993
I would sacrifice every single one of those people to cure this man.

>>93384100
Because the goods guys always get the good life. Why is this happening.

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>>93384124
That 4!!!
God is cruel.

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>>93383624
See kids? This is why you don't want to be like Robbie, and be lazy and a jerk! Haha!

>>93384132
Not that anon but your money is also going to help his family as well.

You know, Leonard Cohen and David Bowie dying aside, 2016 doesn't seem like such a bad year anymore.

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>>93383673

>>93384100
Why couldn't it have been Stingy?

It's okay to joke, friends. He would've wanted us to laugh.

>>93384100
t. Robbie

>yfw Sportacus transfers the cancer into his body and miraculously cures himself with exercise

>>93384169
FUCK YOU SPORTAFLOP

>>93384185
Stage 4 cancer is the only thing Stingy doesn't want.

>>93383624
hell be fine

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>>93384188

>I'd like a cancer this strong
>What do I owe you?
>Nothing, it's free

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>>93383624
We already lost Adam.. I don't wanna lose him next /co/..

>>93383673
I fucking hate you so much for making me laugh

>>93383993
Cancer cannot be cured, friend, It's not an ilness.

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>>93383624
I feel very lucky for my mom to have survived the stage 4 breast cancer she went through. It was a hard time for all our family. I can't even imagine what suffering his family must be going through right now. He didn't deserve this shit.

>>93384304
Is DiGiornos.

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Fuck off 2016, you ended 6 months ago

stop killing celebrities

>>93383711
We're all dying, you pretentious faggot.

>>93384723
>I gotta talk some sense into him,
>life is pain and suffering RAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!
collect a fucking stool

>>93384723
Yeah, at a slower rate, though. Our own individual hourglasses pour sand at a slow rate; nature made it that way if we survive long enough. Stefan's, however, has just accelerated faster than most. We're all dying, but he has less time to cope with it. While my cells have until the age of forty-one to start dying before the can properly regenerate, he doesn't get that benefit anymore. Instead, he's just dying in a painful manner, slow enough to be torturous, but too soon to stop living a life.

>>93384757
>projecting this hard
>being this assblasted

Hopefully, some of us are dying sooner than others.

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Bad feels

>>93384806
yeah, there's no way he told you off that bad.

>>93384545
time kills regardless of the year.

time is merciless.

i will save you all from death.

i will kill time.

>>93383624
That sucks

>>93384806
tell you what, I'll kill myself after you do

how's that sound

>>93384919
Nah. Let's go together.

>>93384151
>Because the goods guys always get the good life. Why is this happening.
Good people don't get life, bad people do. Even in the ways of death, there always seems to be some universal truths: those who do not deserve to die will die young, while those who deserve to die will live for many, many years.

>>93383673
jesus christ dude, fucking brutal

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QUICK, SOMEONE CALL THE BOYS!

>>93384951
You are being overdramatic, there is no such pattern.

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>villain who sits around all day and eats junk food gets stage 4 cancer
>hero who is active and eats an apple a day can live the rest of his life how he sees fit
I don't get the issue here.

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>>93383673
You're a fucking faggot
Have a (you)

>>93384177
You forgot Prince.

>>93383624
Memes really are cancer

>>93385331
Shit, you're right. Lemmy too, though Motorhead is kind of a guilty pleasure I enjoyed during my teenage years.

>>93383624
Thought he beat iy?

>>93383673
That was my first thought too.

>>93383624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfTZSBCRQDU

>>93384011
You read that comic too, huh?

>Icelandic medical team
lol

Meanwhile the Danish have cured prostate cancer.

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>>93383673

>>93385360
Other notable deaths

Alan Rickman and now you are remembering Alan Rickman is dead
Abe Vigoda
Garry Shandling
Mohammad Ali
Anton Yelchin
Florence Henderson fuck you man I loved the Brady Bunch as a kid
George Michael
Carrie Fisher (and her mom Debbie Reynolds a day later)

>>93383624
pancreatic cancer is almost always just a question of months, he's done well to get this far, and at least leaves behind a legacy that many, many people can be proud of him for, as well as the personal legacy of his family

F

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>>93385441
>Prostate cancer
>Literally the easiest cancer to beat
That's not even the type of cancer Robbie has, it's pancreatic cancer.

>>93385505
>Alan Rickman

you are now manually remembering this in Alan Rickman's voice

Why couldn't the cancer take me instead, haven't I fagged up this planet enough?

>>93385505
>(and her mom Debbie Reynolds a day later)
This is the one that really broke me. Maybe because it was the last one. Maybe because of how sad it was that her response to her daughter's death was to die the next day. Maybe because her role in Halloween Town was my childhood.

>>93385505
Also Alan Young

>>93385371

Obviously you were correct. It's the doctors who are wrong.

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>>93383673
fuck you for making me chuckle

>>93385371
There's no permanent solution to cancer. The best you can do is send it into remission, which can last for the rest of your life, or just a few days/weeks. His did go into remission, but it returned,

>>93385441
Pancreatic, which is the hardest cancer to cure you nimrod.

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>>93383673

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Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PLDhaZPzys

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>>93383894
That's how my granddad went out. God damn.

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>>93383624
First Hillenburg who got ALS, then Adam West died(well, it was bound to happen someday since he was 88.)

And now this, Jesus Christ.

Who've we lost this year so far?

Adam West, Lisa Spoonauer, Roger Moore are all that come to mind.

>>93383624
>>>/tv/

>>93383624

Being bad doesn't pay

>>93385505
John Glenn

>>93386131
Now look at this nyet /co/mrade

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>>93383673

>>93384032
Talk for yourself, my mom is a mod

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>>93383624
Only the good die young

>>93383882
Loss edits when?

>>93385505
You forgot Ron Glass.

>>93386329
I dread the day Rich Evans dies

>>93386505
He's immortal though

>Frieza's Kai VA needs two lung transplants
>now this
fug

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>>93383673
FUCK YOU GUY

>>93386593
>Frieza's Kai VA needs two lung transplants
Wait, what the fuck? No!!

Well we lost 2 this year already
Guess we know who might be 3...

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>Tried to cure his cancer with a cancerous meme
>Only made his cancer worse
Hmmm, really makes you think...

>>93385331
And Carrie Fisher

Okay guys, we need a way to stop Stan Lee from absorbing souls

>>93386810
and Kimbo Slice

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>>93383673
Fuck you for making me laugh.

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>>93383673

>>93383821
Need links nigger
Send this guy some information mabey get some contacts, do some shitposting for good
Fucking something man

I feel like my dog just died

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>>93386843
YOU CAN'T STOP HIM

>>93386655
He has COPD and Final Stage emphysema anon
It's not looking good. It's a shame. I really like his Frieza

>>93385568

I'm already a hypochondiac, don't jinx me faggot.

I wake up every day thinking I have cancer.

>>93383646
Anon...

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>>93383624
Sorry I'd give you the cure but its mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKvb21xy5JE

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>>93383673

>>93386655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awXsT2SCzok

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>>93383673

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>>93383673
Anon,I know it was an easy joke to make.but c'mon...

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>>93383673
I'm laughing so fucking hard right now

>>93387096
Poke it with a stick if you're not sure.

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>>93383624

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>>93383624
Has someone photo shopped the JUST hair and red eyes on him yet

Look at this cancer I found.

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>>93383673

>>93387134
most people likely have one or two unnoticed but benign tumors inside them

there's being a hypochondriac and there's being a fuckin precious sparklehorse about your feelins because you're just omg so scay o canska

and we all think, when we get sick in a way we're not expecting, "this is it, the thing that kills me"; but that's self-preservation, a consequence of self-awareness - because you have a concept of self, you automatically attempt to preserve yourself, which means considering each potential threat to your existence

the problem that you have - which is very unlikely to be the literal and diagnosable mental illness you're claiming - is that when faced with the unknown you do nothing about making it the known; and you do nothing because you're afraid that knowing will make it "real"

but the reality is, the earlier you discover something like cancer, the better chance of survival you have, and the better condition you'll be in if you do survive

so stop being a fucking pussy and stop googling symptoms and fears randomly to self-diagnose yourself, and start looking rationally at your symptoms - does that fever mean you're developing thyroid problems, or did you just not wash your hands at work? - and you'll feel a lot better about the illnesses you do develop, as well as giving yourself a headstart over pretty much anybody else on early interception of serious problems

>>93386057
Chris Cornell. It's pretty ridiculous that three of the big four grunge front men killed themselves.

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>>93383673

>>93385505
>Carrie Fisher's mother literally died of a broken heart

IF YOU WANT TO BE A CANCER NUMBER FOUR, YOU HAVE TO CHASE A SUPER HERO ON THE RUN

>>93386593
I prefer the original, scratchy voice done by that one woman; but yeah, him getting cancer sucks

>>93387536
I feel bad for the family/coworkers who have to watch them die after so many good memories. Plus, they are constantly reminded about them thanks to social media.

Who do you guys think is going to die next from the original star wars? Harrison Ford or Mark Hamill?

>>93387524
Damn, just few months after I started listening to Soundgarden more. Always liked grunge, but never really listened to SG that much. A definite mistake.

>>93383624

sources?

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>>93388055

Just google gofundme for Stefan Karl. I'd post the the link but capcha thinks it's spam.

>>93388246

ah fuck man, that sucks

first hillenburg gets diagnosed with ALS and now there's little to no hope for stefan

The dude puppeteering Big Bird's next, isn't he?

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in the end, the bad guy never wins

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>>93383673

>>93388715
Yeah, I hope Sportakus will get what he deserves soon.

>>93387958
I don't want to put that evil on anyone but probably Hamill simply because he's more important to /co/.

>>93384185
Every cell in Stingy's body is cancerous

>>93386843
Easy. We kill him before the end of 2017. By then, he'll become so powerful that nothing in this universe or the next can stop him.

>>93384185
You can't touch god anon.

>>93383907
D ANK
A
N
K
MEME BRO

>>93384304
Holy shit you're fucking stupid.

F
Will be number one in my heart for a good time.
Is Lazy Town still being made? Who will replace him?

>>93383673
FFFFF-uck you

>>93384100
>>93384151
Sportacus literally created the show, why is he bad?

>>93384169
kek

>>93384188
I agree.

>>93389140
It's been over for a while

>>93387109
E X C E L S I O R

>>93389157
The character was a fascist prick telling the citizens of Lazy Town what to do and disturbing Robbie whenever possible. Also judging Robbie for who he was.

>>93383673
put me in the screenshot

>>93389390
>When you're so mad that not all people live the same way you do that you create a children TV show with you as a main character just to tell them what to do
Was this autism?

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>>93389157
Speaking of Sportacus, has Magnus helped out Stefan pr talked about him at all?
The rest of the cast seem to be supporting Stefan, but I haven't heard anything from Magnus.

>>93383624
I thought he was cured or something

>>93383624

This really sucks and it's really awful. No other way to put it.

I just recently had Stage I cancer that's gone now. That doesn't compare. I did think though about how you never know how much time you have left. I know people with terminal diseases who outlived a bunch of people I knew who just got killed by some freak thing, a little thing like a fall sometimes. And I mean a lot of people who were very young and totally healthy and then just dead. That's the way it is.

A reminder to stop sweating little fucking things. Stupid Internet arguments seem even fucking stupider when death is all around. I just think "Shut the fuck up." When you get hit by a bus and die tomorrow, doubt you'll be thinking as you bleed out, "Gee, I'm really glad I spent weeks being angry about the ending of Samurai Jack."

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>>93383673
Fuck you, anon.

>>93389497
Another cancer happened earlier this year

>>93388816
Source me.
Nothing comes up on any image search.

>>93389497
Cancer doesn't get "cured," in the sense that it may or may not come back. The only solution after treatment is to hope for the best and wait.

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>>93383673

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>>93388816
Source?

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>>93389489
>>93383720
The fact that I bring Magnus up every thread and no one ever replies, means to me that he has contributed jack shit to Stefan's treatment.
I mean I can't find anything on google.
Does he even know Stefan has cancer?

I mean the dude is so rich he could have funded the gofundme all on his own.

>>93389883
And would you look at that.
The thread is dead.

>>93388246
>ten fucking grand to so much as mimic his look
I'll 'steal' that trash alright

>>93390122
That's the joke

>>93389883
Honestly you're right. I find it particularly strange that Sportacus hasn't talked about Stefan at all despite how long he's been undergoing treatment.
Maybe I'm just not looking at the right sources.

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>>93390122

Something tells me that the majority of people on this board would have an easier time scratching up $10,000.00 than they would obtaining the body type to fit into those clothes.

>>93385505
Gene Wilder died too, that one fucking hurt

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>>93383673
You fucking asshole.


lol

>>93387536

We gave George so much shit about that being unrealistic. Then it happened in real life.

It's like Poetry.

It Rhymes.

>>93383673
Hello r/4chan

>>93383802
Wow, that pink haired girl got old

>>93390606
Steph was more than one actor throught the years

>>93390662
Fuck, really?

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>>93387084

Came back home.

I dunno what to tell you man, but apparently the article in question is no longer available. All I can give you is a couple of links relating to the guy in question qith very outdated info.

https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Prof_Dr_Marcelo_Bustamante/publications

https://cl.linkedin.com/in/prof-dr-marcelo-bustamante-ph-d-81544a15

http://www.revistanos.cl/2016/12/el-academico-tras-la-milagrosa-zeolita/ (In spanish I'm afraid)

He's a south american scientist that went to Giessen in Germany, and german doctors confirmed the complete disappearance of his terminal liver cancer in 6 months, so there's some legitimacy to it. The treatment is around 450~ US dollars taking taxes into account and has no known side effects, so the scientist in question suggests mixing his new treatment with the more traditional chemo/radiotherapy.

It's unfortunate there's not much information on the internet about this since it's an extremely recent breakthrough (2015-206), and still in clinical test phase.

>>93383624
HE'S AT NUMBER 4
HEY!
[beat plays]
Now listen closely!
Here's a little lesson in oncology
What used to my life is now history
If you want you have the cancer stage number four
You'd best be believing that Deaths at your door.
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
be careful not to make a sound.
[Steps on IV]
NO DON'T TOUCH THAT
HE'S AT NUMBER 4
HEY!
HE'S AT NUMBER 4
HA HA HA
Now look at this coffin that I just found
when I say go, be ready throw...
GO!
Throw him it in not me! Ugh, let's try something else.
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
I'm numb myself with chemotherapy
HA HA HA
[breaks all the bottles]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[beat plays]
HE'S AT NUMBER 4
HEY!
HE'S AT NUMBER 4
Na na na na da na na na
na na da na na na na
WE'RE ALL AT NUMBER 4
HE'S AT NUMBER 4
HEY!
HE'S AT NUMBER 4
HE'S AT NUMBER 4
HE'S AT NUMBER 4
HEY HEY!

>>93390793

450~ dollars a month*

>>93390809
Yeah, yeah here's your (you) yadda yadda yadda.

LOOK AT THIS LUMP THAT I JUST FOUND
WHEN I SAY GO, I'M READY TO GO...!

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>>93390809
What a lovely song!

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>>93383673

>>93383673
This is the only way to deal with this. The man doesn't deserve this pain, but fat lot of nothing we can fucking do about it.

Thanks for bringing up my spirits a bit.

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>>93383673
I fucking hate you so much right now.

>>93390933
The Immortal Vampire must feed.

>>93383624
Damn, that really sucks
I wonder if he would ever try hemp oil treatment, a kind of last ditch effort thing

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>>93383673
I hope you're next

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>>93383673
You're a disgusting excuse for a human being.

Keep it up.

>>93383673
I don't get it

>>93391507
>stage 4 cancer
>we are number one memes
How dense are you m8?

Meh. Better die soon rather than suffer for years.

>>93390189
>>93390115
>>93389883
>>93389489
Magnus is too busy being an incredibly rich and famous athlete to be dealing with such things like the terminal illness of a former co-worker.

>>93389140
If Stefan was cured there would have likely been a Lazy Town reboot. The show was at it's height of popularity in 2016-2017 thanks to the memes.

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>>93383673

>>93384723
Yeah, but we don't have the luxury of marking it on our calendars you edgy faggot

>>93389489
It's strange. No matter where I go, I can't seem to find even a mention of Magnus when it comes to Stefan's cancer treatment.
Only a sole comment from Stefan on Reddit about how he got hired for LazyTown.

>>93391884
Furthermore, not even Magnus' twitter account seems to mention Stefan.

>>93391953
He has a twitter?

Should we try telling him?

I'm not advocating an invasion or anything like that, that would obviously do more harm than good, but maybe he really doesn't know.

>>93391655
he doesn't even realise all the possibilities >>93391720

>>93383624
>It's true

YAMEROOOOOOOOOO!!!

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>>93390809
cmon man

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>>93383624
How is this /co/-related tho?

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>>93390809
this doesn't even match the rhythm you fartknocker

>>93383821
That is the cutest thing ever.

>>93383673

Hitting everyone in the heart. I hate you but I also salute you.

>>93392263
Well, i always considered Lazytown as some kind of puppet cartoon. Also decorations are too curvy for something just live-action.

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>>93383624

Goddamnit, just when we though he was out of the woods. Think my heart just broke a little.

Post your favorite "We Are Number One" mix to lift the mood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS_STEPqngA

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>>93392263

Well, there ARE comics.

>>93392369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH9_RMsQvek

>>93392347
maybe because there are only three characters who arent puppets?

>>93392392
The extent of what's allowed on this board is truly cancerous

>>93392369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br517ctCUCE

>>93392432
Yes. Also look at Robbie's design, he's intended to look really puppet-like despite being played by our dear Stefan.

>>93392369
Well, since the Living Tombstone one was already posted, I'd say this one is tied with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy-3KI2eHi4

>>93385441
Pancreatic and prostate are two different kind of cancer you dumbass.

>>93383673
You've no heart

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>>93383624
FUCK NO

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>>93383624
>>93383673

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>>93392038
I have a feeling that he does know but just doesn't talk about it.
Couldn't hurt though. Worst he could do is ignore us.

>>93392369

I've got 2. Because they're both impossible.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0nT8TdlEHg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fGwanAJk8c

>>93392369
https://youtu.be/VhqeNUFCyI0

My favorite

>>93392369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXZnLPAQScQ

>>93383711
Go buck wild racking up major credit card debt and have an awesome time

>>93392369
The Living Tombstone remix and these are by far the best ones I've ever heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHANqZXqYrU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGYmf5xo9ZM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6_gm_mfelI

>>93392369
To hell with remixes, let me see the original in peace.

I really don't want him to die at such a young age.

>>93383673
You know what ? this is not even funny.
All these replies just for a shitty "joke"

>>93383624
He's number one at everything now, even dying of cancer.

>>93387958
Ford, he keeps crashing planes and is older.

>>93383624
>>93383646
>>93383673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iYGb8VHjRI

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>>93383673
>>93393912
>>93384124
>>93390809
Wow /co/
just wow
Just when I think I've seen the worst of you, you just come and prove me wrong.
I mean, I know that you people have to crack your lame jokes whenever you get the opportunity to do so but at least try to respect this man, this man was the best part of the show and he's one of the best part of my childhood and it makes me really sad to see him suffer.

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>>93394150
Lighten up a bit. Dark humor isn't for everyone, you know. We'll all miss him, for sure.

>>93392263
Puppets are /co/.

>>93392263
The same reason why sesame street is.

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>>93383624
Damn. I wish the best for him and his family.

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>>93394150
Whatever, faggot

>>93394150

A noble man.

>>93384100
I am Sporticus.

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>>93383673

>>93383673
I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

>>93385905
That's a very nice song, Anon.

promoted some degenerate pedophile shit

>>93394150
Welcome to 4chan. May I take your order?

>>93383673
why would you do this

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>>93395040
your average 4chins user is a permavirgin wizard self-hating cunt ..... until they finally go ahead and become a shooter, so what did you expect?

I'm not fucking around like the anon at the thread's start, but anyone notice the /co/ memeage kiIIing these people? Spongebob's Stephen Hillenburg, Dr Pig's voice actor, this guy, it's like what the fuck dude and why aII at once?!

>>93395121
>the /co/ memeage kiIIing these people?
fucked that up, i meant "notice the memes happening on /co/ happening near their related person's death", not specificaIIy the memes kiIIing them

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>>93395168
Fuck off with this shit

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>>93390321
They always hurt anon.

>>93385505
don't fucking forget tino insana, jerk

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>93392369
i'm a faggot,ain't i?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD4-IVg4TkI

>>93394150

You have to laugh, anon.

I'll just cry if I don't laugh.

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>>93385505

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>>93389883
I actually never noticed that.
We got both Stephanies & the audio producer, yet Magnus himself hasn't said a word,

>>93395355
yes because the title of the video gives off retarded humor already

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the whole world is going to weep when he passes

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>>93394150
I agree those jokes were in poor taste, but if you're really getting this flustered over this shit on 4chan of all places, you should just leave and never come back.

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>>93394150

>>93390809
Kill yourself

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>>93383673

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>>93383673
This thread would have been a giant ball of misery, if not for you.
Thank you and fuck you.

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>I want us to raise a staggering amount so that Stefan will not have to bear the additional worry of his family's future, at least in the short term.

Stefan Karl's GoFundMe:

https://www.go-fund-me.com/2tm9tqk (remove the dashes, obviously)

http://www.mbl.is/frettir/innlent/2017/06/21/veikindi_stefans_karls_langt_gengin/ (will need to translate)

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>>93383673

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>>93394150
>part of my childhood
Lazy Town aired between 2004 and 2016 with the prime being in 2008 with Lazy Town Extra.
If you please Mr Anon, how old are you?

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@93383673
Not this time you faggot. You've gone too far.

>>93392369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NL8AeaO8og

>>93383993
That was an awesome point man.

>>93383624
well shit

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>>93383624
>renewed interest, looking shit up
>wikipedia
>see this

Thanks. I needed that laugh.

>>93383673
>Didn't even get a 4 on the end of his post
Eh...

>>93383673
DUUUDE.

>>93383624
Why are you all crying. We're all dying too

>>93392369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg8C9SqIUKI

it's only the best

>>93383624
I hope he and his family are able to find peace despite the devastation of it all.

>>93395516
It's beem airing for 13 years now, anon. Kid's probably be cognizant of the show to remember at like age 3-5. We're old.

>>93385534
If it's the pancreatic cancer, why don't the doctors remove cancered pancreas and give him healthy transplanted pancreas?

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F

>>93397034
Pancreatic cancer is extremely aggressive. It spreads very quickly through the body and metastasizes to literally everything. Pancreatic surgery is also complicated af and has a low success rate.

sauce: hospice nurse

>>93397094
Well... Fuck it... If he dies, we'll make a requiem for him.

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Guess his plans weren't the only thing rotten about him.

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Is it too late to meme him back to health? It worked for the fundraiser, we just need to focus our efforts on his health itself.
>>93394150
To you, though, see pic related.

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>>93383673

>>93383673
Only if you could get 4 as your digits too

>>93383624
fuck what the fuck is it with all these celeb deaths recently?

sure they die every year but last year and this year have been especially high on the count of big names.

anyways, good night sweet prince, the memes might not have ended the cancer, but hopefully they brought some joy.

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>>93395273
>Posting Kip

Dammit, I want to be sad, not horny.

>93396508
>his family

>"It was unbearable to tell our children that their dad would not be an old man and that the time we were together was scarce. Taking the hope that their dad will ever recover.

Via Google Translate: http://www.mbl.is/frettir/innlent/2017/06/21/veikindi_stefans_karls_langt_gengin/

>>93397360
at least they're being honest, which is admirable. the children might be hurt but they'll understand eventually and learn to cope. also makes them cherish those last moments as much as possible rather than regretting it later.
hiding it and pretending it's all fine might seem more humane but often it does more harm than good.

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>>93395516
He could be born anywhere between 1994 and 1999 and consider it a childhood experience.

>next year, people born in 2000 will be allowed to post here
>I'll turn 33 and almost certainly still be unable to quit this shitty place

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>>93383624

He'll be ok guys. Remember what Stephanie and Sportacus say "There is always a way"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcWgWNgB62c

They wouldn't lie to us.

>>93397445
>old communties dissipate with time as people drift appart
>borad culture and inplicit rules/jokes change as new generations take over
>new memes and jokes don't seem as fun, partly because they're shit, partly because you aren't as invested, aren't part of the loop
>but you don't want to let go, so you fight to keep things as they were, to revive the old times
>but it doesn't work and you tire with time, eventually giving up
>you become a spectator, lurking and watching content come and go
>it's not fun anymore but you can't quit because this is all you have and you don't want to let go
the ride never ends anon.

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>>93383673
>not even five posts in

>>93397450
>Remove the glasses
>Add some rose to his cheeks
>give him a red Xmas hat

.....Santa..?

>>93388816
SOURCE THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

I blame the cancerous memes. We are number one memes cured his cancer, and now fidget spinners are killing him. good job everyone, you fucking autists.

>>93383624
Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw6i1SAHetc

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>>93397762
Hes going to make it, anon. You just have to believe!

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>>93397666
>Remove the glasses
Step one has is complete.