Voltron: Legendary Defender

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gotta love the mice

>>93290034
Plachu a cute!

>>93271216
Nobody ever said the staff cheered for it, they said the crowd did because the panel was full of oldfags.

>>93290181
For someone who claims he's here to see the hubris folks get BTFO, he seems quite adamant about the Paladins being LGBT.

>>93290181
Imagine being an oldfag and looking at the complete mess the newest Voltron fandom is.

>>93289151
No wonder I've been seeing so many Klancefags say "sharp work, samurai" lately.

>>93290376
It's painful. Fandoms and fujoshi aren't what they used to be.

>>93290376
I feel bad for the Let's Voltron dudes.

>>93290548
Yeah they try their best to be nice and inclusive, but I know they are suffering greatly.

>>93290376
If only I could go back in time and warn this poor soul
http://jedi-master-aurora.tumblr.com/post/145264357619/lmao-really-i-am-dying-laughing

>>93290723
>On the reboot, Keith looks the same and I just know that the fandom will have no problem shipping 2016 Allura with him. *evil grin*

Jesus.

>>93290701
Yeah they seem like really nice dudes and want to stay as positive as possible. But I know sometimes they just look at this turd of a fandom and think to themselves "How the fuck did we arrive at this point?"

>>93290877
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Who here thinks Sam Holt will die?

>>93290942
Maybe. I think he's hiding something.

>>93290181
No, people have said the staff have cheered for it before. Maybe it was a game of telephone with some newfags or something.

>>93290346
Was it the same guy?

>>93291534
Must have been telephone, because I was there when an anon first said that the crowd cheered for it.

>>93291551
I was too, which was why it was weird and 1984ish seeing the message mutate like that. Everyone's just too invested in their ship being right these days instead of being along for the ride.

>>93291534
Well if the staff cheered for it then they would just be giving away huge spoilers.

>>93290181
That didn't happen either. Watch the videos of the panel.

>>93290181
Yeah, it was the oldfags getting excited about a classic childhood ship. WonderCon 2016 was good but WonderCon 2017 was stupid. Lance's skin care routine and Altean Lance? Seriously? These panels are only getting worse.

>>93291667
I attended the panel and people did indeed cheer for it.

>>93291534
>>93291551
This is why you need to see things for yourself instead of going by what someone else said.

The videos on youtube, Wondercon 2016

Fans cheering for it isn't the point, anons.

>>93291667
>>93291699
A lot people in the audience were talking about how they hoped Keith and Allura would get together in the newest Voltron. It wasn't a part of the video recording.

>>93291683
Yep.

>>93290877
>*evil grin*

Whats is this, 2007?

>>93291705
Somebody did ask about Keith and Allura getting together though.

>>93290346
I'm just hoping they don't make Pidge gay or asexual. I hate it when they resort to "that character isn't normal for their X, so we're going to make them gay" for any character. If anyone is gay I got my money on Coran or the two galra guys. Side bet on Shiro being bi though.

>>93291717
They're an oldfag. Oldfags still say things like "wank" and "lemons".

>>93291717
Voltron oldfags have a hard time adapting to changing internet lingo. Bless them.
>>93291726
I think Bex said on her Tumblr she headcanons Pidge as asexual. But I agree, I don't want her to be asexual or gay. It just stinks of "nerdy chick is a lesbo or doesn't like sex at all" cliches to me.

>>93291701
People are just clarifying that the message that was warped.

>>93291705
>>93291721
Yeah, but did the staff cheer for it. The point made in the original post was that SOME oldfags bash non traditional ships for their delusion then do the exact same.

>>93291732
I wish people still said wank. Fuck the word discourse.

>>93291763
>Yeah, but did the staff cheer for it.
When? I thought they kept quiet about shipping.

>>93291763
What are you even getting at

>>93291774
You should read the whole debate we're having. It continues from the last thread.

>>93290181
>Nobody ever said the staff cheered for it, they said the crowd did because the panel was full of oldfags.

Nah, I've been in these threads since late June 2016, there were people claiming on multipile occasions that the staff ships Kallura because they cheered for it at WonderCon. Just a few threads back some Pancefag was claiming that Shada cheered for Kallura when nothing of the sort happened. There were also people saying that Yeun ships Kallura just because he watched the old show as a kid and because of that one interview question where he said anything might happen, and that the staff like Kallura fanart on twitter, which isn't true either.

I'm not arguing against Kallura, just saying a lot of shit gets repeated here as fact. These threads aren't all that much better than tumblr.

>>93291313
Sam Holt is a bad guy.

>>93291798
>bifags starting up shit again

No thanks.

>>93291788
Like BTFO anon from a few threads ago taking up a forth of a thread saying "doing their own thing" fags were repeatedly getting BTFOed. He conveniently forgot all the other massive changes the crew has already made to the story. Or calling Pancers delusional when that ship has as good a chance as anything with Pidge being a girl now.

>>93290942
I think he'll either die or already be dead. Dudes old. Plus the leaks showed Matt but not him.
Of course he could just be kept somewhere else, maybe he's being forced to create new weapons for the galra.

>>93291803
I've been in these threads since the start but I might have forgotten particular posts. Sometimes I can't tell what's serious or shitposting tho.

Hard mode: no more Tumblr talk.

>>93291845
It's all shitposting but people take it seriously.

>>93291803
The only thing peiple can claim for ships possubly happening is that Lauren is a kalllurafag and one of the former artists, Steve Ahn, drew some crossover art that could be interpreted that he supports pance. There has been nothing definitive from anyone that a ship will absolutely happen. They're letting it play out and far too many people are getting worked up over it.

>>93291803
>staff ships Kallura because they cheered for it at WonderCon
That was the crowd. Maybe people have been messing this detail up like a game of telephone.

>Pancefag was claiming that Shada cheered for Kallura when nothing of the sort happened
I don't know about this one.

>Yeun ships Kallura just because he watched the old show as a kid and because of that one interview question where he said anything might happen
Might have been because he randomly mentioned "romance" when asked about their relationship. I don't ship Kallura or keep up with that stuff but I remember seeing Klancefags getting nervous over it.

>the staff like Kallura fanart on twitter, which isn't true either
The staff have liked Kallura art, but they have liked art for all ships.

>>93291868
>The only thing peiple can claim for ships possubly happening is that Lauren is a kalllurafag

Just last thread someone was saying that Sven/Romelle was Lauren's OTP, and I still haven't seen any source for that.

>>93291914
I thought that was just speculation or a running joke.

>>93291909
>That was the crowd. Maybe people have been messing this detail up like a game of telephone.

That's exactly what I'm talking about. People misremembering and repeating shit as if it's true without checking, just like tumblr.

>The staff have liked Kallura art, but they have liked art for all ships.

I've only seen Brooks like one Kallura fanart that was tagged for her, but she also has several pieces of Shallura fanart in her likes. The character designer, Christie, also has liked fanart where Allura is Keith's older sister. That's the only Keith and Allura fanart I've seen someone from the staff like, but maybe I've missed something.

>>93290942
I think he will die so Colleen/Lance can happen.

>>93291942
Maybe, but some comments read as if they're serious, especially when they're arguing that Shiromelle will definitely happen because of that.

>>93291947
The reality is, all fans are awful and it's hilarious seeing the different factions call each other delusional.

>>93291909
>I remember seeing Klancefags getting nervous over it.
I saw some "WHAT DID STEVEN MEAN BY THIS?" and "PLEASE DON'T BETRAY US" tweets. Fucking hilarious.

>>93291962
You shouldn't take anything you read here too seriously, anon.

>>93291947
Barlee liked Kallura fanart.

I don't get what's the big deal though.

>>93291962
I'm serious about Colleen/Lance.

>>93291977
Different anon and they're right. It may have started off as shitposting but just like that game of telephone we're all talking about, it's increasingly looking like newfags are accepting shitposts as fact and not looking for evidence.

>>93291996
But then that's how we can tell they're newfags.

>>93291983
It's only a big deal when it's used as evidence. Staff likes all art though.

>>93292004
What happens when the newfags outnumber the oldfags. It's like /pol/ with faggy space cat romance.

>>93292006
I've noticed Lauren has stopped liking shippy art. She must be sick of this fandom.

>>93292004
Infiltration becomes harder and harder.

>>93292022
I don't think anyone can mention Sheith anymore without getting lynched.

>>93291996
If we get them to believe Throk/Bara is canon then I don't give a shit about the facts.

>>93292038
They should just keep everything to Klance in fan interactions when completely pull the rug out when the show unfolds as planned.

>>93291977
Sure is easy to call shitposting when you don't want your "side" to get called crazy shippers.

>>93292055
Shiro is a chain smoking bad boy who loves sleeping around. This is canon.

>>93292073
I ship Shance so I am fully aware I am crazy.

>>93292038
They need a whole episode where Lotor is looking for a new sheath for his sword. The word will piss off Klancers and they will think the staff did it on purpose to punish them.

>>93292143
>Lotor: I need a new sheath! Where can I buy a sheath?

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>>93292103
Based shancefags.

>>93292159
>Lotor: I love this sheath.

>>93292073
Everything is shitposting and everybody is crazy.

>>93292103
Can I ask what the appeal of Shance is? Shiro and Lance hardly interact.

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>another thread of analyzing tumblr delusion and guessing which ships the creators *might* ship on shit or no evidence

I miss slutposting

>>93292217
I can't wait for the episode when they get pickpocketed on a capitalism gone mad planet and Keith has to earn money so they can survive and complete their mission by the time the castleship gets back.

He knows what he needs to do.

>>93292209
The annoying womanzier getting his boipucci slayed by the big buff dude he admires. Great for lewds.

>>93292217
Yeah but people got annoyed by slutposting too.

>>93292276
Lance is a straight dude but he totally would spread his ass for Shiro.

>>93292308
You can' please everyone.

>>93292315
Oh yeah that works.
>Lance hates Keith because Shiro gives him more attention.
>Lance starts thinking of ways to get Shiro's attention.

>>93292308
Fuck them for not admiring Lotor's wormhole anus.

>>93292336
Hell yes

>>93292315
The straight guy with one homo exception is so hot. Too bad it's rare nowadays because muh "bisexual erasure". And shit, I'm a bifag myself.

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>>93292258
Keith becomes the most demanded high price prostitute on the planet too, he distrupts their entire economy

>>93292308
Sure, everything gets tired after a few threads. The tumblr shit/bi-wars has been going on without giving it a break for way too long, I don't know why. It doesn't seem to make anyone happy, and leads to some conversations that sound unironically like a tumblr thread.

>>93292346
Is Lotor's anus stronk enough to take in the castle ship

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>>93292217
There can never be enough slut Keith.

>>93292396
He needs prep time.

>>93292363
You a male? That's a huge fetish among faggots and half fags.

>>93292375
By the time everyone gets back, Keith is using his boypussy to run the biggest criminal empire on the planet.

>>93292419
Yeah. You got me.

>>93292405
What did he mean by this?

>>93292396
If you inject pure quintessence right up in it.

And the thread turns degenerate because of Shancefags and Keitorfags

>>93292461
You're welcome.

Who is the best pole dancer?

>>93292461
fagging out for your senpai is the purest form of love, actually

>>93292461
The best ships.

>>93292476
Coran.

>>93292461
Wouldn't be surprised if most Keitorfags were Shancefags or friends with them. Those ships both compliment each other like Klance/Shallura did.

>>93292461
Keitorfags are mostly EUfags, so what do you expect at this hour?

>>93291989
Hey, it has just as much chance of happening as most of the popular ships.

>>93292501
I like both. Degenerates got to stick together.

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>>93292501
True. Shance is the only ship I tolerate Lance in, only because he becomes Shiro's bitch.

>>93292511
I don't think so. The Keitor shit mostly started as a way to get rid of some anon screaming about pedophilia. It was by pure coincidence that it occurred during Euro time. A lot of the Keitorfags are amerifats.

>>93292514
Collance has more of a chance than Shallura 2bh.

>>93292476
Lotor is the greatest pole dancer of all time. He can walk gracefully in heels.

>>93292543
Everything has more of a chance than Shallura.

>>93292543
Shallura's already dead, so Clance won by default.

>>93292543
I am an American who stayed up just to participate desu. The Keitor degenerate shit was started by one of the Kallura elders hilariously enough.

>>93292501
Speak for yourself, I'm a slut Keith. Shance has no interest for me because Keith's not in it. Keitor, however, is amazing.

>>93292560
I see Lance as a good dancer and he could probably do pretty good in heels. He's quite in touch with his feminine side.

>>93292560
>>93292600
Lotor and Lance are rival pole dancers at the club. Lotor is the most popular and everyone loves him. Lance is the homeless one who just started but is getting a lot of attention. Jealousy ensues.

>>93292613
This is the only Lancelot I accept.

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>>93292583
Are you negaverse me? Love Shance, don't really care about Keitor or Lotor in general for now. I don't really care about making my ships/fap material "compliment" each other either, I just likes what I likes.

>>93292613
Lotor is one of those rich kids who gets into the sex industry to rebel against his dad.

>>93292613
I can see Lotor being a huge manipulative bitch. He would tell Lance he needs to get his hair done and then bribes the hairdresser to botch it all up so he will look ugly for his performance.

>>93292022
I think they just don't want to attract more drama. Which kind of sucks, because it feels like they're letting antis win. I know it's not their obligation to do that, but I wish they would speak out against the harassment in fandom, especially after what happened to Josh and Bex. When it involves people who actually work on the show, it stops being just dumb fandom drama.

>>93292613
Lance was a good Catholic boy from a large and conservative Cuban family. Tough times had him leave looking for work in the wretched city.

>>93292629
Yeah, the complimentary ships thing always makes me think the person has a favorite ship they're protecting and it's all a false flag operation. I've been around Klancers too long.

>>93292660
Lance starts off naive but grows from his experiences.

>>93292673
When do we get awkward pool fucking.

>>93292642
gonna be interesting to see if they start walking on eggshells during best worst boy's stream, or just do whatever and bathe in the inevitable chaos

>>93292673
I want Lance to fall for Shiro but he must hide his stripper life from him.

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>>93289151
>Keith v Lotor

I hope not. Keith has too many subplots going for him all ready. Send some of that rivalry kush Allura's way.

>>93292461
I searched up these ships and most of the content is just porn.

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>2 months

>>93292720
That's the point. Do you want to have awkward korean bi-Keith fanfics in Klance's style?

>>93292461
I started off liking these ships because they destroyed Lance and were considered "problematic". Of course I'm a degen.

>>93292760
Bi Keith? I thought Keith was "gay coded" in Klance fanon.

>>93292695
>Kimiko Glenn shows up
>Hi guys, I'm voicing Lance's girlfriend next season!

>>93292763
I meant Klance but destroying Lance is hot too.

>>93292777
You're right, I messed up. It's bi-Lance and gay Keith.

>>93292777
Yes, Lance is the only bi. Sometimes Shiro if they want to start the fic off with him abusing Keith.

>>93292784
>c-clearing she's voicing a closeted transboy, r-right guys. haha, so gay!!

>Red being cucked by Black

WHY
WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN

>>93292716
I just want a sword fight.

>>93292812
Because Black is best.

>>93292784
She will be the next VA they harass.

>>93292579
The Keitor slut-offs were fucking glorious.

>>93292822
Black is a quick fling. Red is a forever girl.

>>93292848
The part where Zarkon crashed the Galra Empire economy to support Lotor still cracks me up

>>93292848
>ywn have coran or zarkon as your cheerleaders

>>93292861
This is how Keith succeeds in bringing down the Galra empire.

>>93292861
I liked it when Zarkon forced all the Galra to wear Team Lotor t-shirts and they erected giant dick statues.

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>>93292907
Zarkon is such a good father.

>>93292923
I will be pissed if they use Shiro's pic to celebrate Father's Day when you have Sam, Coran, Alfor or Zarkon.

>>93292936
I hope they use Zarkon with a baby Lotor.

So is OG lionswapping confirmed?

>>93292997
Well, Keith is definitely getting Black. Not sure about Lance in Red or Allura in Blue. The trailer show Lance in Red but it could be just a temp thing.

>>93292997
You can see Keith in Black and Lance in Red in the short trailer. We haven't seen Allura yet, but they won't reveal that before the season.

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>>93289151
so Coran and that giant armadillo furry have definitely fucked, right

>>93293038
Yes, it's the first hint we got of Coran being a slutty homosexual.

>>93293038
>You are now imagining the younger Coran from Across the Universe fucking the armadillo.

I get the feeling that by the end of the series everyone is gonna live their lives in space and visit Earth occasionally except for Lance who loves Earth too much so spends most of his time there.

>>93293077
That sounds very believable. Especially true for Keith since there's nothing on Earth for him.

>>93292476
Lotor. Allura is second best though. They took classes together.
Keith could do it if he tried but he's more into straight up prostitution.

>>93292501
I'm a Keitorfag and it's true I get along with Shancefags.

>>93292716
Voltron is all about Keith v Lotor. And the love both have for Allura. Its core to the story.

>>93293143
Everyone knew that was how Keith would end up. He was one of those kids who was selling nudes online and meeting up with older men for cheeseburgers as soon as he got an Internet connection.

>>93293339
Why don't Keith, Lotor, and Allura just have a threesome. There's your 30 year old love triangle problems solved.

>>93293372
This anon gets it.

>>93293372
I wonder if the Keith/Allura/Lotor ship will become big. Many fans seem very against Keith/Allura and Lotor in general.

>>93293469
Klallura probably has a better chance.

>>93293469
I already know a few who like it (myself included) It's called Leithal.

>>93293469
They keep saying Kallura won't happen because "they're doing their own thing" but Lotor is definitely going to rape Romelle hahahaha

>>93293539
The Klancers started digging into Lotor's character history (and stuff about Sincline) so they could come up with reasons why Lancelot was bad. They hate it when their ship isn't the center of everything. They were slandering Plaxance too.

>>93293614
I'm surprised any Klancers would care about other Lanceships since they mostly seem to be in it for Lance.

>>93293511
Obviously there are people in these threads who like it since this place is full of oldfags. But when you go on tumblr or twitter, Kallura and Keith/Lotor/Allura look like crackships.

>>93289151
Don't tell me these two are going to be brothers like in Voltes V

>>93294016
>Voltes V
Is that like some weird spinoff or something? Never heard of it.

>>93294016
That would make Keitor even better. Zarkon pushing them to keep the bloodline pure.

>>93294054
>Is that like some weird spinoff
Yes.

>>93294016
Keitorfags are even more degenerate than I thought.

>>93294016
Now I want Keitor to become a huge ship and for all hell to break loose when it's revealed they're related.

>>93294184
>I'm deleting all the Keitor art from my blog!

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Have a clip of Keith asking Lance and Pidge if Pance/Pidgance is real:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfFTLxacic8

>>93294074
For heirs, would Lotor use his Altean genetics to shapeshift a womb? Or would Keith get one through druid experimentation and some quintessence mutations?

>>93294054
A 70s mecha anime that had the same impact in SEA countries as OG Voltron in the US

>>93290346
I'm the hubris voyeur and that ain't me, I just got here. I'm mostly not interested in wanking about characters being queer, that was more of a "we're on page 10 anyway" indulgence.

>>93291770
>I wish people still said wank
I'm gonna bring it back. Be the change you wish to see etc

>>93290942
I do find it really odd that we've gotten an update on Matt but not Sam. They might be setting up Matt and Pidge going on a sidequest together to save him? I dunno. But if there's any character who might get killed off, I think he's first on the chopping block.

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>>93294898
>wank
>lemon
>evolution of lime/citrus
>position of character name in ship denotes whether they penetrate or are penetrated
Was this the golden age of fandom jargon?

>>93290376
I don't have to imagine that. Instead I'll imagine Lotor winning the Allurabowl without some faggy redemption to turn him "good". Like Hades and Persephone. In space. With less kidnapping, maybe. But probably not.

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>>93294939
>position of character name in ship denotes whether they penetrate or are penetrated
For nips and russians it still a big deal.

>>93294931
Oh, I'd dig a Midge mission, just the siblings, or maybe one more person.

>>93295008
A Midge and Shiro mission.

>>93295104
just a smidge

>>93290942
He's gonna get robeasted, probably not alone given he's not particularly strong. He'll be used as robeast material along with a large group of Galra labor camp thralls. A freaky giant amalgam of roughly 100 workers, all voicelessly pleading for Voltron to free them and put them out of their misery. It'll be on Throk's order perhaps, or some other Galra commander in order to prevent Lotor or Haggar from being directly responsible. That'll put Pidge's vengeance more within reach so we can wrap up that arc without having Pidge be nothing but angst and murderous rage for the rest of the show.

This goes along with the Throk is an ambitious backstabber thats gonna stage a military coup theory.

>>93295185
I too am looking forward to them going full Clive Barker.

>>93295209
Hey, that mind controlled mermaid got ate, they could get a little darker. I just want the cute nerdy girl to kill her own father who has become a monster beyond saving, nothing wrong with that.

>>93295185
>He's gonna get robeasted, probably not alone given he's not particularly strong.
They robeasted a freaky little lizard thing and it was one of the most dangerous and tenacious ones so far.

If Sam does get robeasted the team will figure out how to reverse it, they're not aiming to get that dark with the show.

>>93295185
This is a bit of a stretch but damn, I hope something like it happens.

Writefag here, any requests?
Sorry if this is attention whorish, but these threads are only around once a week and y'all give good prompts

>>93295284
>>93295307
iirc Lauren has said they want the show to be between ATLA and LoK in terms of how "dark" they're willing to go, so if they would show something comparable on Korra it's probably not gonna happen.
didn't watch LoK past season 1 personally so I can't judge but it seems like a good guideline

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>>93295360
2Dcon Shiro having to dodge all the thirsty 3DPD paladins, but trying to be cordial about it

>>93295360
Write a story of Voltron House

>>93295360
Stripper AU, Lance and Lotor compete for title of top pole dancer in the club. Allura is also a world class pole dancer. Keith is fine just being a prozzie.

>>93295360
The paladins existence have become public knowledge, and they now have to deal with shipping on a universal scale.

>>93295360
Keith as Lotor's quintessence-bearer in a Ganymede-and-Zeus fashion, being punished for talking back to his master and secretly enjoying it .

>>93295360
Colleen blowing up astronaut wife instagram with pics of her and Lance at the club, feeding each other dessert at cafes, sharing a spliff on the veranda etc.

>>93295425
I can't do that, but in high school I was part of a weird group of online friends that had the same plan as voltron house. They were...the same type of people too. Otherkin and tumblr types.
I grew out of it and dropped contact with them, no idea if they actually went through with it.

>>93295360
Keith accidentally joins a cult.

>>93295465
You just know Champion fans would be the ones with the shipping war.

>>93295873
He will be shipped with a lot of the people he fought in the ring

>>93296415
The fics always end in his boipussy getting wrecked.

The shipping war is actually between gladiator ships and paladin ships for the Champion.

>>93296501
entire community of muh fan-humanfags that make up insane theories about earth geography and culture
>planet is clearly 90% dry land, it's called "earth" ffs and humans don't even have fins
>different sub-species based on muscle definition
>"what if there are humans with more curvaceous silhouettes and fat deposits on the chest area, like Altean women?"
>"we've seen NOTHING to indicate that, in fact everything points to the exact opposite. why are alteafags so insufferable??"

>>93296762
>Look at the paladins, are you telling me the fat dark brown one and the thin light pink one and the short one are all the same species?

>>93296815
>everyone's convinced that Pidge and Lance are the females of the group
>Lance's advances across the galaxy suddenly met with, "oh uhh, thanks I'm flattered but not really into that"
>popular theory that Hunk has a mate back on earth and he's incubating their eggs
>elaborate lore about the future babies, their names/personalities/varying levels of venomocity etc.

>>93296952
Pidge comes across a thread on Galrachan with a family tree of Hunk's babies and exactly how they're going to end up marrying Lance's and Keith's.

>>93295467
https://pastebin.com/hbmcMPZj

>>93295465
This one sounds fun, I'll take a crack at it next.

>>93297078
Humanposting is comfiest when the thread is dying.

>>93297277
Humanposting is strangely vanilla.

>>93297323
There is nothing wrong with the vanilla nature of the humanfags. They are the purest in Galrachan's /co/.

>>93297421
The degenerates are the Championfags who post slut Shiro.

>>93297657
Not even the most depraved Galra has touched him. Hell, the Champion was alone in a room with Morvok and nothing happened.

Championfags are delusional.

>>93297657
>offering your orifices to conquered opponents as a sign of comradery and good sportsmanship
>slutty
Really, is this what we've come to? Good manners are now a fucking fetish? This generation is lost, we can't be smelted into pure quintessence soon enough.

>>93297729
Kill yourself Championfag. Nary a Galra has touched him sexually.

This is a Space Goddess board, you heathen.

>>93297688
>>93297729
Nah, even the Galra probably know Keith is the true slut.

https://pastebin.com/D6amur9C

Lotta dialogue. Writing character reactions isn't as fun as thinking of them desu. If I were a drawfag I'd make a comic.

>>93297779
>He still doesn't believe slut!champion is canon.
>When Sendak exists
>When every galra knows about the "private arrangements" you can get if you have enough money.

>>93297960
Thank you, anon. I'm going to need to see this wildly inaccurate genitalia.

>>93297995
Reported to the Galrachan mods. Sendak is a monogamous man. Slandering a high ranking officer is against Global Rule 4.

>>93290393
I've seen a few joke posts from Sheithfags mentioning how they "censored" the "Split it open, Keith!" line, too. (Joke posts, not serious ones like the samurai posts).

>>93297995
Fuck off, filthy Chalra.

>>93290393
The fact we didn't see as much sharp work samurai when the comics were being released shows how much this fandom actually reads.

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>>93298043
i wish i had more than a trackpad to draw with

>>93298014
I imagine it was glara accurate. Whatever that is.

>>93298291
With a venomous barb at the base to subdue the female.

>>93298043
But Sendak is monogamous with the Champion. It's not his fault the Champion decides to sleep around.

>>93298559
Poor Commander Sendak. He's even impregnated the Champion several times and still the human refuses to settle down with him.

>>93298238
Can you blame them? The fics in this fandom suck.

>>93298559
>>93298648
Chalrafags pls go.

Happy Father's Day, /co/ltron!

>https://twitter.com/Voltron/status/876514874750230529

>>93299028
PERFECT.

>>93299028
Adorable. Coran would also have been acceptable.

>>93299054
Bets for how many comments are going to be complaining they didn't use Shiro?

>>93299138
The most upvoted comments thank them for not using Shiro.

>>93299158
You might have the account for the top favorited blocked.

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>>93299185
It's possible, I only see a couple of these.

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>>93299219

>>93299054
That'll be next year when we finally see Garrett.

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>>93292336
>Out of desperation, Lance uses the one thing on Shiro that always gets him attention from women, even if it is negative attention
>He uses a bad pickup line on Shiro
>Shiro just laughs at it
>It's Lance's most successful attempt at flirting yet

>>93299028
Thank fucking god they didn't use Shiro.

I like the idea of Sendak kinda becoming a good guy or helping the main characters at some point

>>93299752
They'll never use Shiro for space dad stuff again.

>>93299786
It'd be cool, but even ignoring how loyal he is to Zarkon, they jettisoned his ass to space. He's gonna hold a grudge.

>>93299786
He doesn't have to become good but I want him to get some sort of life changing experience while lost in space or we learn more about him. He's too good of a character to just die like that.

>>93292209
Neither did Keith and Shiro in S1 and no one questioned them.

>muh history

>>93299786
nah, he's gonna be furry Zhao and maybe get robeasted for fucking up so much

>>93300009
It's good to have you back/it's good to be back not enough for you?

>>93300123
I hope you're being sarcastic.

>>93300170
Not that anon, but it's enough interaction to show they know and care about eachother so they might've been friends at one point. Also, Shiro having disappeared and Keith dropping out of school likely happened around the same time. Correlation/causation? Who knows, who cares, sheith's cute.

>>93299752
I'm glad too. I fucking hate the Space Dad meme.

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>>93299786
I like the idea of Sendak and Shiro settling down and raising an adorable family.

Watching the Weblum episode again. Thace was taken from us too soon.

>>93300009
They've got a backstory, that's all people need.

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>>93300719
S2 was a bad time to be a Galrafag.

>>93300812
To be honest, that's more than a lot of the character relationships in this show get. The writing is not good. You can almost see what their character dynamics chart looks like in the writers room.

>>93301383
When will we ever get that casino episode.

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>>93301421
I'm going to be super pissed if they do have a casino episode and it's a Lance and Coran adventure or something.

>>93299786
>>93299934
I agree with both of these. I'd rather he become a good guy, but just having him back and questioning his life maybe would be awesome. Dude is clearly indoctrinated as fuck. It'd be interesting if they brought him back and he slowly broke free of that.

Of course, we all know it most likely won't happen, but hey, we can speculate.

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>>93300673
This artist is the best. There seem to be a decent amount of Galrafags among the Koreans. Patrician as fuck taste.

>>93301484
>casino episode
>not starring Coran Coran the Gamblin' Man
/co/ likes to pretend it's not plebe, but it do be that way

>>93301638
They should do an episode where Coran loses Shiro in a bet.

>>93301620
Back and ass so fucked up he looks like a centaur.

>>93301748
Sexy.

>>93301748
Like I said, that artist is the best.

>>93301660
>"You bet the black lion!?"
>"Heavens no! Just Shiro."
>Lance tries to trade in Keith
>Somehow all the paladins wind up in bunny suits at one point. Even Allura.
>Through a combination of Lance being good at slots, Hunk working the bar, pidge being a pickpocket and Keith turning tricks, they raise enough money to buy shiro back.

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>>93301748
>ywn ride centaur Shiro

>>93301815
Nah, Pidge would be all about card counting.

>>93301815
Shiro spends the whole episode sitting on the lap of a huge alien kingpin.

>>93301822
He would have the body of a shire horse. Like riding a barrel.

>>93301840
I like that better. She's probably got a pretty good poker face too.

>>93301864
Pidge would have a Shetland pony body
Hunk a Breton
Allura a Gypsy

>>93300817
That one video of Prorok being accused was the beginning of the end for us.

>>93301984
Prorok literally did nothing wrong.

>>93301951
Keith would be an Appendix. Used for racing in Texas.

>>93293469
I know some Klancers are hoping that Keith, Allura and Lotor are all related so there won't be a love triangle. Jesus, you don't need some moralfag reason like incest to cancel something. Just say you don't like those ships.

>>93301984
Yeah. I mean, I like that they're killing people on this show. It just sucks the people they're killing are the ones I actually give a shit about.

Being a Galrafag is suffering.

>>93302058
It's a shame, really. Ship wars are now tied to socjus activism and it makes real issues taken less seriously.

>>93302051
Lance is a fucking mule

>>93302151
jack mules are actually pretty badass

t. countryfag

>>93302151
Lance is always trying to race Keith.

>>93302091
Yeah the word "pedophilia" looks more like a joke to me now.

>>93302227
I've heard they're pretty smart too.

>>93302382
You know, they romanticize mental illness a lot and seem devoted to the DSM but they ignore pedophilia is also a disorder.

>>93302091
Yeah, even as a lesbo whenever I hear about gay activists these days, I assume they're probably mostly straight girls who think being a tomboy and getting a hefty dose of yaoi at a formative age makes them trans.

>>93302458
They're only doing this because they're filled with shame about the ddlg phrase tumblr went through not too long ago.

>>93302091
Social justice identity politics ruins everything it touches, honestly.

>>93302458
Pedophilia is a disorder?
Since when?
Nevermind, I do hope that these sick people get help, but I'm still holding a distrust of them around children.

>>93289151
I will be severely disappointed if Keith and Lotor don't directly interact at least twice.

>>93302514
It's been classified as a disorder since the fucking start. People with pedophilia have different amounts of gray matter in their brain from non-pedophiles.

>>93302578
They will be the representation.

>>93292716
You know, that would be a nice way of modernizing Lotor's relationship with Allura. They've confirmed that he's not going to be obsessed with her in this show, at least not in the "and now you must marry me" way. I like the idea of him being a sort of evil counterpart for her and for his rivalry to primarily be with her, probably for reasons related to why Zarkon turned against the Alteans.

>>93302514
It's always been a disorder, anon. People just started using the word to describe chomos but research shows that most child abusers aren't even pedophiles, they're just straight men who have been socialized to find children attractive or want to take sexual advsntage through a power imbalance.

>>93302091
The net is now filled with teenagers, and teens do dumb shit like disingenuously use real issues to justify their irrational obsessions and hatreds.

>>93302511
Go back to /pol/

>>93302458
They romanticize it when it's convenient. All the autistic Keith headcanons vanished after s2. Then people started using it as an excuse to denounce Black Paladin Keith.

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>>93302630
He can be obsessed with marrying Keith then.

>>93302514
It is. A lot of them are non-offenders and volunteer themselves to get locked up in mental institutions because they can't control their sexual urges. The extreme stigmatization and ignorance of the disorder makes it hard for them to seek help.

>>93293339
>Its core to the story.
No that's just the irrelevant love triangle.

The thought just occurred to me, but if Lotor is part Altean do you think he has shapeshifting abilities? If so, do you think he'll use them for things like espionage and infiltration?

>>93302660
In all seriousness I like the idea of Lotor wanting Keith to join him because half Galra.

>>93302632
>they're just straight men who have been socialized to find children attractive or want to take sexual advsntage through a power imbalance.

Thanks 4chan

>>93302660
Keith is very attractive to galra. It's like the hapa thing.

>>93302677
He can use his shapeshifting powers for sex.

>>93302667
Isn't shape-shifting a royal Altean thing? If anyone can cite where they said that, would be grateful. I think it was a VA.

>>93302709
Two dicks for one person dp.

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>>93302700
Keith's slut pheromones drive everyone wild with desire.

>>93302722
Allura just referred to it as an Altean thing in general. Never trust VAs, they don't know shit and the shit they do know was recorded a million years ago.

>>93302583
>>93302632
>>93302664
All of this. I'm always labelled an "apologist" when I tell people pedophilia is a disorder (it's actually a whole fucking spectrum). This is why I don't understand why people think mental illness is cute and saying it should be eradicated is "ableism".

>>93302752
He's going to end up in a harem if he's not careful.

>>93302709
He likes switching midway through. Think you're getting a normal, vanilla dicking? bam! Now it's a spiky cat dick. Now it's a tentacle.

>>93302667
The only disguise infiltration mission I want to see is the one where everyone has to dress up as a girl and everyone is upset at how convincing a girl Keith makes

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>>93302752
Maybe he's going in heat because he's a filthy galra
>Inb4 "GALRA AREN'T ANIMALS REEEEEE"

>>93302808
But he's not yowling or dragging his butt on the floor.

>>93302799
Since there's no cure for slut, harem life might be the best solution for managing his whorish ways.

>>93302797
People who call not putting up with someone else's mental illness abelist are frightening and have obviously never been in a relationship with someone with a mental illness before. Or they're crazy and trying to guilt someone into staying with them despite the bullshit. Ultimately selfish.

>>93302830
Then you haven't seen the footage I've captured from the real and not fake and gay galra sex facilities

>>93302862
It would have to be a small harem, otherwise he'd only be getting dicked once every few months.

>>93302830
Coran had to install a motion detecting sprinkler to keep Keith from spraying all over the castle.

>>93302899
He carries around a spray bottle just in case.

>>93302458
2bh if Shiro is a pedophile then I feel so fucking sorry for that guy. He wouldn't be attracted to any of the paladins though because they've all hit puberty.

>>93302960
>trapped on a spaceship with boys
>none of them are young enough
Shiro is for suffering.

>>93302458
I actually knew a guy with POCD. He was always stressed out and would completely freak the fuck out if a kid was near him. He ended up being placed in civil commitment.

>>93302864
I've actually seen people on tumblr think mental disorders like depression and anxiety are boring and not "serious" enough. But I've bet they've never actually met someone with schizophrenia in real life. Those kids would shit themselves.

>>93303028
Would something like chemical castration have been an option for his situation?

>>93303087
If Shiro was ever put in a mental institution then his psychiatrist might have brought it up.

>>93303075
Frankly I'd rather deal with the schizophrenic person than the manic bipolar person any day.

But yes, those dumbasses would shit themselves.

>>93302960
>spying on Pidge undressing for a fix
>sees pubes
>reeeees, has to choke down vomit

>>93303121
This is a post abelist society.

>>93303132
Pidge has disgusting little boobs

>>93303075
Hell, I'd like to see them get involved with a person who doesn't take their bpd seriously then systematically ruins their life. It's not cute. It's not aesthetic.

>>93303075
I want them to meet some psychopaths. Because uwu mental illness is cute and mentally ill people never hurt anyone.

>>93303132
They finally find a short race of aliens without secondary sexual characteristics.

>>93302986
that's the real reason they sent his ass to pluto and why he's Lance's hero

>>93303192
There was this psychopath who used to live down my street. He would kidnap dogs to torture them.

>>93303213
Kawaii as fuck senpai

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>>93303192
>when they glorify boderline, histrionic and narcissisctic personality disorders

>>93303213
There was a fakeboi on Tumblr a long while ago who was more than likely killing neighborhood dogs and cats for bone jewellery they'd sell. But they were trans and aesthetic, so.

>>93303213
Oh yeah a lot of psychopaths love torturing animals. I mean, yeah their disorder compels them to do it but it's not like they're innocent just because of that.

>>93303075
>depression and anxiety are boring and not "serious" enough
Tumblr is so fucking gross. Depression and anxiety are both horrible to live with and I wouldn't wish either on anybody.

>>93303203
It's Voltron but every character now has a serious mental illness.

>>93303242
ok that's actually pretty badass, as long as I don't have to live near them

>>93303200
This is Shiro's goal in life. To settle down with an alien who looks pre-pubescent but is actually an adult.

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>>93303291
Then it's not very bad ass is it?

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>>93292716
Is it wrong that I want Allura to take the Black Lion rather than Keith? I do want her to take a more active position against the Galra Empire than she currently has.

>>93293372
I would actually like Lotor to be interested in the two of them, rather than just one. His interest in Allura being a sort of 'crush' or a childhood infatuation while his love for Keith is seeing Keith as an equal and someone who can accept and understand a filthy half-breed like Lotor. Then, he slowly tries to make them fall in love with him, then after that fails, he tries to corrupt them to make them come to his side by choice.

Fuck, I realized that pic related is what I essentially want Lotor to be in this reboot.

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>>93303232
>When you have actual depression and not some romanticized tumblr version

>>93302583
Yeah most people feel a nurturing emotion when around children but pedophiles feel a sexual attraction. It's not something they can control and is believed to have some neurological basis. I hope all non-offending pedophiles get the help they need but society makes it near impossible.

>>93303297
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>>93303297
He brings his alien husband back to Earth and everyone has questions but no one is brave enough to ask them.

>>93303242
I used to know someone who made bone jewelry. It was pretty cool looking. She never killed animals though, that i know of, she just found dead birds and shit, or people would give her dead creatures they found.

Her house had an interesting smell. But hey, everyone needs a hobby.

>>93303343
Sucks to be you. Does your doc give you any nice drugs?

>>93303213
I blame a lot of the media for making psychopathy look cool.

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>>93303343
I know that feel, anon.
Shit sucks.

>>93303343
>when you have depression and go without bathing for a week or longer, and go without brushing your teeth for even longer

>>93303380
That's exactly what this Tumblr person said she did. Then people realized she was processing way more cats than you'd expect to get from roadkill and apparently some locals were reporting pets missing.

>>93303385
I was told that the drugs had a chance to make the off-days, that being days where I sit around feeling sorry for myself and being generally down, occur more often. I chose not to take them, I don't like it when the days happen, I don't need to experience them almost daily.

>>93303242
>killing neighborhood dogs and cats
Anon, I know people who make bone jewelry and it's usually roadkill or shit they found in the woods. I don't know the person in question but like...people wanna make money off of goths and shit, not go to jail.

>>93303429
Oh damn, forget I said anything >>93303448

>>93303440
Yeah, I never felt quite right on that shit either, it really messed with my sleep.

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>>93303388
Amen to this. I study criminalogy and let me tell you psychopathy or sociopathy is nothing like media makes it to be. While there certainly are psychopaths who are similar to Hannibal Lecter, they are not the norm. In fact, they are a very rare group. In fact, as a trend it seems that psychopaths and sociopaths generally can make incredibly 'easy' mistakes due to their condititon.

>>93303429
Yeah, that's just fucking crazy. Sane people who make bone jewelry just use dead things they found.

>>93303413
But people with depression are cute and artistic introverts! We cope by surfing the net for days, being kin with anime characters, and make memes. The neurotypical scum just don't understand!

>>93303509
How about this depression problem, which I have. When you want to go off your meds because they're making your hair fall out, but if you go off the meds, the panic attacks and suicidal thoughts will start.

Fuck this gay ass illness.

>>93303286
Shiro is a pedo
Pidge has schizophrenia and sees the ghosts of her family
Keith is a nymphomaniac.
Lance is borderline and also a rapist (unrelated)
hunk has an eating disorder

3edgy5me au complete

>>93303492
I mean, I just get this from true crime, but it seems like most psychopaths and sociopaths aren't anywhere near high iq. In fact, usually on the lower end.