Voltron Legendary Defender

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gotta love the mice

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>>93255287
Mice-anon is truly the most diligent among us.

>>93255107
This already came out as a run of the mill comic last year.

>>93255107
I will never understand why people watch this show. It's the most offensively average show Netflix has.

>>93256815
Then ignore the threads if you don't like it lol

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>2 months

>>93256815
It pretty much took a nose dive in season 2.

>>93256673
but now it has shitty animation and voice acting

>>93256815
It's the first action cartoon we've had in years.
Of course /co/ would love it.

>>93255107
Oh, isn't that just a dub of that one comic that came out a couple months ago.
>>93256815
I like the show, the fandom's jaded me to the point of frustrated dislike (but not hate). Also, as it stands, it's currently the best popular currently running 2-D action series, because Young Justice S3 isn't out yet, Justice League action is too kiddy, and other currently running cartoons are a little more comedy or slice of life focused to consider it action. It's kind of like giving a reward for the smartest kid with Down's syndrome, but have at it.

>>93256815
It means you can make up the personalities as you go in your self insert fanfic.

I want to bully Keith.

>>93257462
I've pretty much given up any hope for YJ, between the curse of being a resurrected series and being used as fodder for DC-only streaming service.
>>93256815
>offensively average
No one on /co/ has good enough taste to be offended by average quality.

>>93257592
>No one on /co/ has good enough taste to be offended by average quality.
It's more that we lack the elitism of other more notable boards.

>>93257592
>No one on /co/ has good enough taste to be offended by average quality.
>he wasn't here for the SJ finale
It was...something.

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>>93256815
Husbandos and giant robots

>>93257682
Will Lotor be a top or a bottom?

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>>93257682
it's got some pretty qt ayylmaos too

>>93257682
So, Megas XLR.

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>it's been 2 seasons and Shiro still hasn't gone shirtless
>probably never will

Give me a reason why I should still care about this show, /co/.

>>93257735
twelve words: GIANT ROBOT LIONS THAT TURN INTO A GIANT ROBOT, also cute Pidge

>>93257735
We might get more beef in a timeskip.

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>>93257735
I believe that a Beach Episode will happen, and it will deliver unto us all the shirtless husbandos.

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>>93257694
Yes

>>93257734
Voltron has more pretty boys.

>>93257803
>It's a beach episode.
>Only shirtless Lance.

>>93257813
>Lance isn't shirtless to fuel the trans!Lance theories

>>93257813
How salty would /co/ be?

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>>93257735
Yeah, Voltron is bullshit for that.

>>93257831
Are there trans!Lancers?

>>93257833
D R O P P E D
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>>93257833
The saltiest.

>>93257855
Not as many as for Pidge but there's some for all paladins.

>>93257897
I'm guessing the trans power rankings are
>Pidge
>Keith
>Lance
>Shiro
>Hunk
>Allura

just gonna leave this here
https://twitter.com/SRFlubber/status/869556502822092800

>>93256599
Mice anon is a hero.

>>93257956
close, put Hunk on the bottom and Lance in second place.
there is seriously an insane amount of fanart of trans Lance getting his pussy destroyed and my dick doesn't know whether to be thankful or upset

>>93257984
I need to watch 80's voltron. If only for shitty Swedish shiro

>>93258017
I see more trans Keith than Lance but I don't go around looking for it so maybe I'm wrong.

>>93258017
I've seen trans hunk stuff, but never Allura. Tumblr fandom tends to ignore her when not shoving her into the mom role.
My personal headcanon is that royal alteans are hermaphrodites.

>>93258048
Keith would have a very cute pussy. Lance would probably have giant meat curtains.

>>93258052
>Tumblr fandom tends to ignore her when not shoving her into the mom role.
The "Allura is the team mom" thing is absolutely wild to me, she's never done a single motherly thing in the whole show. She's immature and kind of hot-headed (and I like her for that)

>>93257813
I would vomit uncontrollably.

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>Black - Zarkon
>Red - ????
>Blue - Keith's mom
>Yellow - probably Alfor?
>Green - fucking nothing

does /co/ has any theories on the first paladins? we don't have much info now but surely their history will be plot relevant

>>93258096
Ugly as it would be you can't deny that he'd take care of it. Meanwhile Keith would have an uncontrollable bush.

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>>93258126
It's an underhanded way of taking her off the board for being shipped with Keith. Fuckers don't deserve a cute feisty teen princess like Allura.

>>93258240
>Red - Another Galra

>>93258243
>Implying any male wouldn't be more than willing to blaze a trail through that forest.

>>93258240
Yellow is definitely Alfor, in the flashbacks in crystal venom we see him in the yellow paladin armor.
I think Allura's mom may have been a paladin, though there's really no evidence. I'm betting red if she is though, Allura definitely didn't get her hotheadedness from her Dad.
Green...maybe someone who will be important in s3? Or a literal who that only appears in flashbacks.

>>93258126
Fangirls know they are supposed to like the female characters but don't know what to do with them.

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>>93258429
it'a a step up from going full relena on her ass I guess. maybe she'll get more appreciation once she's piloting and lion and can join in on the group bantz

>>93258549
In a surprise twist, Shiro became the Relena instead.

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>>93257694
For Allura. Definitely the bottom. She thinks it's kind of pathetic. Then again, she can do all the freaky weird shit to him so he's good for that at least.

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>>93258580
holy shit

>>93257694
Assuming he's not taking anyone, Lotor is always a bottom.
The only person in the whole show he'd top is Keith because even a bottom bitch like Lotor can't resist that ass.

>>93258710
*raping, not taking.

>>93258710
Keith is going to need a donut cushion after this series.

>>93258710
>can't resist that ass.

What ass? He's bony as shit.

>>93255107
>The VAs actually did it

Okay, that actually surprised me.

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>>93258808
Dude. Plus he has Altean shapeshifting powers.

>>93258808
>Doesn't want to tell a hungry, bony Keith his only food for the day is whatever's coming out of your dick.

>>93258825
Yeah, when I was hearing the Narrator and then Coran at first I was like, this person reading it has a good impression of Coran, but then I looked at the description and realized they have the legit voice actors here. This is basically a budget extra episode.

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>>93258256
Purple Allura is so much better than poo in loo Allura.

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>>93255107
>Most popular comment on the video is literally Klance Shipper
I know this shouldn't bother me, but really? Your YT alias is the name of the shipped characters you support?

>>93259119
It's like that on all Voltron videos. I've been going through those Afterbuzz episodes and the ones on the Jeremy Shada video are full of Klancers going SHIRO YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME and ZOMG KLANCE.

>>93259164
>yfw they cave and make Klance canon.

>>93259119
Don't be surprised. YouTube comments are known for being the scum on the bottom of the internet's shoe. Of course it's full of klancers.

>>93259201
Klance will only be canon if the K stands for Katie.

>>93259201
I'll go postal like a Bernie Sanders supporter.

>>93259201
I'm genuinely worried that the writers have been intending klance from the start so now if it happened the klancers would think it was their obnoxious shit that made it happen.

I don't actually think the writers have ever actually intended for klance to happen, but it's terrifying all the same.

>>93259201
Clance will be canon, instead.

Hey ya'll, I haven't been here in a while, but Ms-paint anon here. Got any requests for shitty doodles?

>>93259280
Clance, please?

>>93259248
>klance becomes canon
>they break up in the next episode

>>93259280
A prego Allura beating up the Galra with her staff except that there's a purse tied to each end of the staff.
Please?

>>93259248
And what has happened in canon that has you so worried? Cause all I see is a shonen protagonist and his "rival" to friend lancer

>>93259201
It will never happen. Klance triggers Dos Santos.

>>93259287
>>93259311
......Are you the same anon?
Sorry, both of these replies ended the same way.

>>93259280
Shendak on their honeymoon

>>93259280
Coran in a fancy outfit.

>>93259280
Draw what ever expectations you have for Season 3, and make us guess what it is.

>>93259324
It's not unheard of for canon ships to come out of fucking nowhere, and the writers on voltron aren't exactly masters of their craft in the first place.

I take solace knowing that the odds are very, very against it, but I won't be able to feel safe until one of them has an obvious long-term romantic interest (which will probably never happen cause it's not really that kind of show)

>>93259341
Clance anon here. Nope, just a coincidence. I'd request something with Keith if I were doing another request.

>>93259280
Pidge stepping on Lance's dick.

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Why is no one repping for the purest ship?

>>93259341
Prego!Allura anon here. No, we're not. Sorry about being confusing. I tacked on the "please" as an afterthought.

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Klance will never happen

>>93259164
I was honestly surprised to see so many fans and interviewers of the show to be so, well, old. I mean, they're older than me, and one of the women who interviewed Shada looks likes she's in her 30s.

>>93259399
>Friendly cat with the mice
I'm not even mice anon, and this bothers me

>>93259384
Shallureith is the purest ship though.

>>93259384
Dunno, they have a really good dynamic so I don't know why it's not more popular.

>>93259420
I'm a 32 year oldfag, and I assumed those Afterbuzz chicks, aside from the slightly more punk looking one, were early 20s or some shit because of the way they all talk over each other. But in one episode, they said they're all over 25.

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Reminder that Lance WILL protect her smile, and eat her delicious [/spoiler]_peas_[/spoiler]

The only canon ship will be the pure, incestuous love between the holy siblings.

>>93259491
*Holt
I'm a goddamn phonefag

>>93259491
Sendak and his twin brother who has yet to show in the series, Yurak?

>>93259506
Holy Siblings confirmed.

When they find Matt he'll be a messiah to some alien race.

>>93259507
No it's Takashi and Ryou

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>>93259384
Purest, I tells ya! Purest!

>>93259506
No keep going with this, I want to know about the holy siblings.

>>93259489
Can someone give me a rundown on this, because I am very confused.

>>93259119
I don't know who I hate more in this fandom: the Klancers, the Trans Pidgers, the ones that believe Allura isn't "Black" because she doesn't have typical Black features, despite being an alien and that Allura is probably based on East Africans, or the people that believe Hunk represents the Fat Acceptance Movement. I mean, Jesus Christ, how did this children's cartoon show attract these kinds of people?

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>>93259536
I don't think I could handle that much tiddy.

>>93259384
most of /vld/ seems to either think shiro gives off homofag vibes or ships pance instead

So is it just a thing now that shows that are on hiatus/between seasons are allowed to have weekend threads? I'm not complaining, mind you.

>>93259536
Takashi joined the Garrison to get out of the family home because he knew the love he shared with Ryou was so wrong and yet so right

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>>93259491
Yes

>>93259458
Personally they just give me strong sibling relationship vibes and I ain't into that in a romantic context. I suspect that's at least part of why it's not more popular.

>>93259577
>boys in cute dresses who clearly feel conflicted but not negatively about their situation
good shit

>>93259549
Pidge and Matt look exactly like a married god/goddess pair in some far off alien planet.
They think it's cool and are fine with pretending to love eachother to reap the benefits (feasts, a nice place to stay, etc.) until they learn about the ancient Fertility Ritual.

>>93259610
Pidge takes Matt's place and Matt takes Pidge's.

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>>93259553
> the ones that believe Allura isn't "Black" because she doesn't have typical Black features, despite being an alien and that Allura is probably based on East Africans

She's an alien, bro.

>>93259577
>>93259630
Servant/daughter of evil?

>>93259576
Takashi used to sneak into Ryou's bed at night to sleep beside him even after he got too old to blame it on nightmares. On daring nights, sometimes he'd let his hand rest on his brother's tiddy.

>>93259645
The worst fans imo are the ones who screech that Allura HAS to be black but then draw her super stereotypically & turn her into either a minstrel show or rcdart circa 2016.

>>93259551
Sam Holt is going to end up a greasy ash stain on the inside of a Galra furnace, and when the paladins return to earth Lance will give Colleen the bad pick up lines and total adoration she deserves. Hunk will make their wedding cake and Shiro and Pidge will cry-fuck to console each other in the bathroom during the reception.

>>93259684
Agreed. Tumblr and Twitter are so desperate in their identity politic wank to seem ~progressive~ that they turn black characters into racist caricatures.

Besides, if you absolutely must compare Allura to an Earth race, I always saw her as more similar to Indian people I guess (the poo kind, not the feather kind). Not that it matters. They're a shapeshifting species anyway, and they have diversity of hair and skin colors anyway.

>>93259660
Takashi would offer to help Ryou out with his girl problems by practice kissing.
The first time they got to second was with each other.

>>93259773
Takashi was jealous of all of Ryou's girlfriends.

>>93259808
More than once he'd pose as his brother to scare them off. He'd comfort Ryou after.

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>>93259645
I'm giving these fans the benefit of the doubt and presuming what they mean is that Allura's appearance is inspired on a real-life ethnic group. If I would I have to guess, she would be Ethiopian in real life. She kind of looks like Senait Gidley.

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>>93259287
>you were expecting a serious doodle probably
I'm so sorry

>>93259852
Ryou never knew why he was so unlucky in love.

>>93259808
>>93259852
>implying the girls didn't know or care about Takashi's feelings.
They encouraged it even, the shirogane twins had a lot of threesomes in the garrison.

>>93259940
Are we calling this Taryou or Ryokashi?

>>93259964
Shirocest?

>>93259964
Broganes
It'll confuse the fuck out of the people currently in the tag.

>>93259940
They encouraged it until they realized the twins were paying more attention to each other.

>>93255107
fuck now I want bulgogi

Started watching this show yesterday. Coran and Pidge are my favorite characters but I am most interested in Haggar. I also see Shiro as a homosexual. Maybe because he looks like a pin-up boy.

>>93259940
Their parents come to visit them one day and that's how they find out. They walk into their room to find some random twink sandwiched between them, the Shirogane twins fucking his mouth and ass while they make out.

>>93259940
So full on Hitachiin brothers?

If the shiroganes started fucking because Shiro was jealous of his brother's girlfriends, then the holts started fucking because they both knew they were too beta to get anyone else.
>Matt walks in on Pidge practicing kissing on a mirror.
> "you know, it's easier with a real person. I could use the practice too."

Are the Galra supposed to like vampires? "Vrepit sa" is a Slovak phrase which means “to stick” or “to thrust” (e.g. a vampire’s bite).

>>93260027
Definitely. They'd think it was creepy if they weren't so into it.

>>93259895
>what they mean is that Allura's appearance is inspired on a real-life ethnic group
I think that's typically what people mean when they say [X non-human character] is [X human ethnic group]. It just kinda gets lost in translation, I guess.

>>93259901
It's the best Clance, thank you.

>>93259901
it's beautiful

>>93260037
It's why Shiro and Pidge get on so well.
>You fuck your brother too?

>>93260025
And that twink was Keith

>>93260080
>if it weren't for you my life would be a lot different

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>>93260110
Lies.
Keith was born a slut.

>>93260110
>Shiro, you're like a brother to me
Only Keith knows what that actually means

>>93259576
A lot of /vld/ thinks Shiro has family problems which was hinted at in a Yeun interview. Could it have been his brocon all along?

>>93260129
He was a pure Catholic boy before the Shirogane brothers. The sad thing is, Shiro doesn't even remember that incident.

>>93260053
Dreamworks intern said the real meaning of vrepit sa made her laugh and will probably become a meme so it might have something to do with thrusting after all.

>>93259690
Matt is the flower girl and Kaltenecker is the ring bearer

>>93260171
All Catholics are sluts in waiting.

>I remember Lance calling Keith "Samurai" in the comics posted here before
So it's confirmed that Keith looks East Asian?

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Hot fresh Pance content (seems that they call it plance over on tumblr)

Lance probably: “you know my hands arent the only big-”
Pidge: “why are you like this??”

>>93260185
Now I'm sad that they don't do a groin thrust instead of a salute.

>>93260053
You can pass on Galra genetics by biting other people.

>>93260224
Or thrusting on them.

>>93259895
East Africans are much nicer looking than West Africans desu. But I dunno if I'd try to pinpoint her look on any specific ethnic group really. It seems like the main intention was to subvert OG Allura who some of the staff seems to have a hateboner for.

>>93260203
He's Mexican with mostly native ancestry.

>>93260053
Maybe the Galra require a particular substance to survive like vampires do with blood.

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I have a question for you guys, is the Voltron discourse correlated with the fact that it consists mostly of older fans? Because the amount of discourse this show generates is astounding considering it's not really bringing any new ideas to the table.

>>93260203
If Keith is Korean then Lance will look even more ignorant.

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>>93259311
Is this racist allura lore?

>>93260284
Probably. Bless you for fulfilling my request, MS Paint Anon.

>>93260161
Luckily, Alteans see nothing wrong with a little brocon. Shiro is normal in space.

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>>93260203
So what if Lance called him a Samurai? Black Samurais exist, too, you know. Look up Yasuke.

>>93260053
Yes, they're meant to draw parallels to vampires, which is why the "space cat" thing was always dumb to me. Zarkon literally uses quintessence to prolong his life. They drain entire planets of quintessence, like a vampire draining blood. Vrepit Sa, like you said, is a Slovak phrase associated with vampires. The names of many characters are Slavic words or surnames. Also komar means this: Ukrainian, Polish, Czech, and Slovak (Komár), Slovenian, and Jewish (eastern Ashkenazic): from komar ‘gnat’, ‘mosquito’, hence a nickname for a small, insignificant, or annoying person.

My guess is the mosquito meaning is meant to be another "draining blood" type thing in the sense of the show.

>>93259895
Allura is an alien and her voice actor said she's not based on any human ethnicity because she's a fucking alien.

>>93260268
>Voltron discourse consisting mostly of older fans
Did you not see the Klance shipper that tried to blackmail studio Mir?

>>93260268
Depends on the type of discourse, most antis are underage and use discourse to wage ship wars, older fans use discourse to talk about more general issues.

>>93260224
This is why all the Galra look so different. You can turn Galra by infecting others.

>>93260295
WE WUZ SAMURAI'Z N SHIET

>>93260263
The Galra require spice to survive. They want to control the spice. He who controls the spice controls the universe.

>>93260268
Youngfags are the ones who do all the discourse horseshit. Oldfags either laugh at them, or ignore them.
>>93260263
Most Galra headcanons on Tumblr are pure shit, but I've seen one that they like to engage in drinking blood sometimes. I actually like that one. Hell, they actually did drink blood in Golion.

But the substance in question here is Zarkon needing quintessence to stay alive.

>>93260053
I can't believe no one has mentioned this theory yet.

>>93260074
>>93260025
>>93260080
Steamy, passionate Shirogane/Holt incest orgy (with Keith) when??

>>93260350
>Ywn get to see a dune-ish giant worm in the show
oh wait

>>93260374
It was mentioned back in the mess that was the season one threads, actually. A few times.

>>93260350
When does the team land on some Arab planet full of sexy half-naked harem girls and sand worms and space camels?

>>93260300
Komar? Do they say that at some point?

>>93260400
Oh, I kinda avoided them because of all Shieth spamming and Shiro rape crap.

>>93260401
I need this so the team could rescue Keith from a harem.

>>93260417
Yeah, both in season one and season two. It's what they call the ritual where they drain entire planets.
>>93260421
That's understandable, I hated that shit too. I'm just a Galrafag, so I keep up with this shit. Pretty sure I was one of the first people to post that theory on /co/ too. It's cool seeing other people find it.

>>93260401
Needs terrorist bombers and lots of drugs

>>93260268
I swear 95% of the shippers, trans theorists, and general PC thought control police are teenagers or very young adults below 24. Most of the older fans couldn't care less about the melodrama this show brings.

>>93260300
Slavic names? Well, what about Slav? His name is literally Slav.

>>93260452
As long as he gets a veil, belly ring and some red harem pants.

>>93260478
He is the true villain of the series. Just pulling a Jar Jar Binks at the moment.

>>93260467
Frankly, I don't get the whole mindset that nu shippers have towards the show. (The whole "if my ship doesn't become canon, then this show is dead to me & I hate it!" mindset.)

I only ship things if I was actually interested in & enjoyed the show to begin with, so it's weird as hell to me that they can call themselves "fans" of VLD but hate 99% of it. (The 1% are the Klance interactions.)

>>93260478
Maybe he was renamed by the galra :^)
Btw will he ever learn to,
POO IN SPACE LOO

>>93260478
Slav will become the Anti-Spiral twist.

>>93260281
If Keith really is Korean, he would be incredibly offended by Lance for mistaking him for Japanese. At least by the Koreans I know personally. Keith spazzed out when Lance called him a coward, you think he would at least comment that he's not Japanese like Shiro.

>>93260478
How does Slav feel about all the incest on the ship.

>>93260501
>A drawing that shows my husbando being hurt
DELET

>>93260492
Slav can't be the true villain. The intern already confirmed he will marry Shiro.

>>93260478
It's why the Galra picked him to be their scientist. They saw his name and thought he was one of them.

They were surprised when they found out he was a neurotic space worm.

>>93260527
He might still have some Japanese in him.

>>93260467
For sure, a lot of it probably comes from teenage brains being really bad at nuance, and being on full throttle 100% of the time. Like, shit, I'm an eeevil sjw by most metrics but I sure as hell don't got the energy to get worked up about any of that shit. I just want to come up with plot theories and ship pance in peace.

>>93260386
Slav isn't giant.

What kind of planets/ alien civilizations are you guys hoping they'll go to? Before season two came out I joked about the idea of a mall planet but since that came true I guess things can get pretty dumb.
I'm looking forward to a beach/resort planet, even if it's just mentioned. Not even a fake anime can get by without a beach episode.

>>93260552
I think a lot of it comes from kids who have access to college textbook level ideas thanks to the internet but haven't done the background reading they need to actually understand it. It's all internet kids too, so they have an interest in seeming smart.

>>93260467
Of course. These "queers" think shipping is activism.

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>>93260530
Here's one of him about to get some. Better?

>>93260548
Via comfort women rape

>>93260569
A beauty pageant planet. The whole culture centers around one pageant and the losers are sacrificed.

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>>93260578
Obligatory.

>>93260501
>tfw the people who draw this stuff primarily ship Zarkon/Sendak and it does absolutely nothing for me, no matter how hard I try to like it

Sendak/Eyebrows and Sendak/Shiro for life

>>93260588
Maybe Shiro and Keith are related after all.

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Hope these two get into a sword fight.

>>93260651
Keith and Lotor will have some sword fights. Screencap this.

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>>93260624
I'll take my Sendaks wherever I can get them.

>>93260651
Both have swords as their main weapons so I'll be very surprised and disappointed if they don't.

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>>93259347
This is both a bad pun, and the honeymoon looks like a cookie

Are the Galra are Sovietboos

>>93260582
>Not with Shiro
Into the trash it goes, the Lotor part that is. I'll cut out Sendak for meself

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>>93260690
>I'll take my Sendaks wherever I can get them.
Same desu. Their Zarkon/Sendak art is better than their writing of them anyway.

>>93260651
They better. If they don't then I WILL RIOT.

>>93260561
>What is the episode about a giant space worm
Try again, friendo

>>93260651
Keith and Lotor should fence.

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>>93260706
Yes. They also have a fetish for small hairless aliens with Southern accents, if Keith's mom is any indication.

>>93260734
They weren't in the desert.

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>>93260718
It helps that their Sendak is especially cute too.

>>93260569
dune planet BUT TWIST it used to be a water planet, maybe it was fucked up by galra weapons tests or something, whatever
basically just lots of cool oceanic/dead coral megastructures all over the place

>>93260706
Yeah and Ryou is in love with Norse shit.

>>93260734
None of it counts unless it includes harems, hallucinogenic spice and pee drinking.

>>93260767
Being a giant worm is dune-ish to me.

>>93260746
With their penises.

>>93260764
Keith's mom probably liked his dad's Levi's. That's how it started.

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>>93260775
I disagree with you there. I think that younger design looks stupid as fuck, but to each their own.

>tfw your giant batcat boyfriend can barely fit in the booth

>>93260792
Old voltron included harems so uhhhhhh, one-third there?

Wow, there's a lot more Keith/Lotor content out now. What happened?

>>93260780
I goddamn love that aesthetic. Giant sea monster skeletons and shit. Hell yeah.

>>93260825
Lotor's face was revealed in the trailer and people realized he was only half Galra like Keith.

>>93260792
I'm sure Lotor is into all of those. Especially the pee drinking. No wonder OG Allura never wanted him.
>>93260808
First it was the Levi's. then when he spoke, the clitboner was complete.

>>93260569
A vacation planet but it's just literally Risa and also Picard is there.

>>93260825
People got some good taste.

>>93260818
>ywn get a giant bat-eared space cat humanoid husbando bf
It's not worth living anymore..

>>93260825
People noticed they were both half Galra, both used swords, and are now both the respective leaders to their forces.

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>>93260818
All Sendaks are beautiful.

>>93260832
hell yes. bonus if it's inhabited by ayyyrablmaos based on some kind of amphibian

>>93260281
I always thought Keith was Chinese. His build resembles that of Bruce Lee and his mullet looks like its from an 80s Hong Kong action film.

>>93260885
They could even wear stillsuits.

>>93260890
Keith was Chinese in the original series.

>>93260890
Even Golion Keith was a Chinese Japanese halfu.

>>93260885
>>93260901
Oh I dig that. They've managed to survive thanks to technology and ingenuity, but they're not remotely evolved for life in a desert.

>>93260571
Most teens are at the point where they're full of hormones that make them really emotional, and they're starting to feel like an adult but don't have much control over their lives yet so they lash out in an attempt to gain agency by asserting power however they can, at least that's how I was when I was that age.

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Remember when Tumblr wanted to have Josh Keaton replaced cuz he supported every Shiro x Paladin pairing.

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>>93260868
>ywn go on nice dates with your giant purple bat boyfriend, then bring him over to meet your mom

>>93260890
That's because that's exactly what Keith's design was based on (Akira from GoLion). The mullet was a popular haircut in Hong Kong due to British influence ad it shows up in their movies. Hong Kong action heroes like Bruce Lee were very popular in Japan. Japan was heavily influenced in action choreography by Hong Kong cinema. It's a popular Japanese stereotype to think all Chinese people can do martial arts.

>>93260792
What if Shiro's bayard is the gom jabbar

>>93260890
He was half Chinese half Japanese I think.

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>>93260912
base them on these little dudes and I'd watch a whole show about that shit
>tfw when basically just made your own OC aliens
aww fuck

>>93260950
When will they reveal Keith is Chinese and people start calling it racist because it's the All Chinese People Do Kung Fu stereotype

>>93260818
Sauce on that pic?

>>93260974
Yet when someone not chinese does it, its "cultural appropriation". You can't win man.

>>93260950
I love how in 70's blaxploitation cinema, every black person knew kung fu too. Or that movie Undefeatable, where just every random person knew some kung fu.

I kinda wish that trope would come back. Too bad it won't.
>>93260979
https://twitter.com/nighttime_senzi/status/875355945466974209

>>93260890
Yeah, his design looks like it was based off of Bruce Lee. The fighting style and certain behaviors too. But not similar enough to be a Bruce Lee clone.

>>93260959
All the paladins are gonna get their humanity tested.

>>93260890
>keith tells lance to be like water

>>93260890
Shit nigga, you're right. I never noticed this.

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>>93261008
Thanks!

>>93260950
>Be me
>Watching GoLion
>Keith is good at martial arts
>Because he's half Chinese
>Lmao wow

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>Shiro waking up from a wetdream about Sendak

>>93260974
Now I want scenes of the BoM training Keith like 36 Chambers

>>93261134
I love when The Boondocks did that with Stinkmeaner.

>He even called me, the Devil, a--
>Bitchass nigga!

How disappointed will fans be if Keith is Chinese instead of Korean?

>>93261134
The characters are now in a John Woo movie. What happens?

>>93261164
Not nearly as disappointed as they'll be if his dad is actually white or half white/half Asian.

>>93261164
They got upset when Lance turned out to be Cuban instead of Mexican.

>>93261185
His dad is clearly white of Czech and German ancestry.

>>93261164
Their K-Pop AUs would look stupid as shit.

>>93261174
>Lance: "Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God."

>>93261206
C-Pop AUs.

Keith is in a pop band approved by the Community Party government.

>>93261193
That didn't stop them from making all the Lance Cinco de Mayo posts back in May & "poor Lance with no birthday pinata" posts rn.

>>93261174
Shiro smokes lots of cigarettes

>>93257803
I'd believe Lance was a diver

>>93261223
Keith can't keep down the food goo because he misses the subtle nuances of gutter oil cuisine

>>93261174
Gunfu everywhere. And doves. Random doves, flying.

>>93261174
Keith is the heroic cop. Lance is the annoying sidekick. Lotor is the son of a powerful triad boss. Shiro is the ace office who dies in the beginning to show that the stakes are real.

>>93261258
Keith believes in Traditional Chinese Medicine and secretly wonders where he's going to find bear oil and tiger penis bone in space.

>>93260936
>Remember when Tumblr wanted to have Josh Keaton replaced cuz he supported every Shiro x Paladin pairing.

Isn't that still an ongoing issue?

>>93261164
I never understood the Korean Keith stuff just because of his VA. Keith is probably white or Chinese/Japanese like in the original series.

>>93261193
I know a lot of people just called Lance "Mexican" because that's the only Latino nationality they know of but Lance being Mexican actually makes more sense than Korean Keith because at least the dude talked about pinatas and nachos in the first season.

>>93261164
His surname is Japanese.

>>93261309
His surname is not confirmed in VLD.

>>93261164
Maybe they planned on Keith being white because his dad looks that way but the popularity of Korean Keith will make them re-write stuff to make his dad part Korean.

>>93261305
Bex is in their crosshairs now.

>>93261323
Maybe his mom was from the Galra equivalent of Korea.

I can't wait for the "give Lance a Cuban last name" faggots get blown out by his name being McClain in VLD too.

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>>93261307
>nachos
>Mexican

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>>93259352
Lance should've never shown him old cartoons, now he has an obsession.

>>93260936
I thought it was odd the Blades recruited Shiro to be the face of the resistance, but then I realized that no one in their right mind would trust a filthy Galra to lead the rebellion against the Galra Empire. It could be a simple power play for all they know.

>>93261347
Lance shows up in McClain tartan next season.

>>93261366
That would be the best. Lance shuffling out in his facial scream, robe, blue lion slippers, and McClain tartan, the oldest of his family's heirlooms.

>>93261344
Shada is, too. There are fans complaining that he's "racist" & "reducing Lance to just stereotypes" by only mentioning Lance being Cuban & flirting with girls.

Pretty sure his NDA won't let him reveal plot details or maybe he hasn't been told anything beyond "Lance is Cuban & hits on girls".

>>93261309
Only in the older continuities. His dad was Japanese and his mom was Chinese. I believe Keith was born in Hong Kong. We don't know what Keith's surname is for VLD.

>>93261385
I've missed that drama. I'm not shocked though, it was only a matter of time before they turned o Shada too.

These VAs and the staff are all so obviously 100% done with the bulk of this fandom.

>>93261385
>Shada is, too.

All I ever see is blind praise for him on tumblr, like these klancers have no idea that he's actually annoyed by them.

>>93261353
What the fuck are you talking about
>Nachos originated in the city of Piedras Negras, Coahuila, Mexico, just over the border from Eagle Pass, Texas.

>>93261402
If they hate all the VAs, who will they turn to now? Lauren?

Lauren is ours.

>>93261345
His mom was a Galra Best Korea refugee

>>93261406
>Tex-mex dish invented to feed drunk gringos
>Mexican

The naming convention for last names in the original GoLion is actually really neat. Shirogane = Silver, Kogane = has the kanji for gold, Kurogane = Steel, Seido = has the kanji for copper, Suzuishi = has the kanji for tin.

>>93260974
You know what, I never saw a lot of complaining about Lance falling into the Latin lover stereotype. Lance is always perfect to people.

>>93261385
Is this recent? Last I heard Jeremy and Steven were their chosen ones.

>>93261344
What'd Bex do?

>>93261416
Probably, if they haven't already. I think they already got on her about the age bullshit in the past. It makes you feel bad if you ask them questions, even benign ones. Because this fandom is so hysterical, they probably never know how someone will react to an answer.
>>93261431
McCree wooed her with his Levi's accent, barbecued ribs, and freedom.

>>93261402
It's not on tumblr. It's one of those obscure "you have to be in the antis circles to know about it".

Like the antis having to change their shippers block list password because other antis couldn't shut up about it. Or antis on a public streaming site freaking out & acting like they got hacked when a few sheith fans entered into the chat.

They're probably waiting for the birthday stream or for Shada to say anything even the most hardcore Klancers would hate. Then, they'll start posting shit like "I knew Shada was gross/problematic the whole time, here's proof".

>>93261416
I think Yeun is still *~unproblematique~* but that's because he doesn't do social media.

>>93261469
Made a harmless Sheith joke on Instagram, he idiots dogpiled her on Tumblr, she got tired of it, and snapped at one telling them to "come at me motherfucker".

As soon as she did, that person pulled the "waaah I'm a minor" card, and the idiots then shifted to complaining to staff and dogpiling Bex about jumping on minors.

>>93261471
McCree was her real life Yankee Blue Jeans.

>>93261406
technically correct but basically like saying frozen margaritas are a traditional mexican beverage. they're not culturally "mexican" like most people think of pinatas as being

>>93261193
How did they deal with Hunk turning out to be Samoan instead of Hawaiian

>>93261486
I've seen a few antis like pidger on tumblr saying stuff like "Only Steven is trustworthy" after the Bex debacle. So it's probably the more BNF antis who secretly hate on Shada now while most antis still adore him.

They'll turn on him once the "Shadacourse~" comes out & the BNFs go all "Oh honey, Shada was trash from the beginning!"

>>93261519
Nobody cares about Hunk.

>>93261498
>she got tired of it, and snapped at one
This was after the tumblrina had tagged Bex in a post where they'd been shit talking her too.

>>93261519
Who?

>>93261486
Yet everything he's said in interviews points to Kallura.

It's like people don't even read the interviews for the show they fangirl for.

>>93261453
What if they are all just ethnic stereotypes
Lance is Cuban so he's a horndog
Hunk is Samoan so he's obsessed with food
Keith is Chinese so he's a martial arts expert

>>93261568
Virgin 2Dcon Shiro confirmed.

>>93260608
I just realised it's made by Cuck comic artist

>>93261568
>Shiro is Japanese so he wants to fuck his twin brother

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>>93259372
Ok, take your best guess at what this means for season 3
screencap this

>>93261568
Shiro is Japanese so he's a lolicon.
Pidge is white, so she has a high IQ. Oh wait, that one actually exists.

>>93261568
Pidge is Jewish so she's an evil genius who wants to destroy traditional European values by being a tranny and promoting cultural Marxism

>>93261588
Deathflag, sword fights, purple Keith, music, jackpot?

>>93261406
Borderanon here. Border towns barely count. They're a mix of cultures. Was pretty much an everyday thing for people to run over to Mexico just to go out to eat and stuff before the cartels got out of control.

>>93261588
>Pirates
>Sword fight
>Casino
>Gurren Lagann
>Musical

How did I do?

>>93261568
Allura is alien so she wants to probe farmers

Allura/McCree when?

>>93261588
Space pirates kidnap Keith while he's sleeping, then dress him up in animal costumes and force him to do faggy hand gestures.

>>93261627
No, those aren't glasses. Those are ears? Purple Keith?

>>93261588
Casino episode with unilu?

>>93261588
Keith will be a purple Kamina? Does that mean he'll fuck Allura but die after that, and she'l end up forever alone?

>>93261486
>>93261385
>>93261405
I'm really worried for these two when Klance gets shot down. Shada's already getting shit from fans, but I feel like Yeun's turn is coming up.

>>93261612
>Jewish
Nigga, her last name is Holt. Its a fucking Old-English last name.

>>93261642
And Bunny Keith.

>>93261627
4/5
But just what the hell did you think I drew?
>>93261640
Galra keith. As in, actual galra.

>>93261650
>mfw the Klance HOAD gets made after the Yeun livestream because of the Klancers going fucking nuts.

Looks like it didn't take long for antis to get on the Kallura train after the Shallura thing happened.

>>93261634
Y'know what, this is actually better than all my expectations combined. Well done sir.
>>93261642
I just meant a casino episode in general. But it would probably be better to have a new species for the casino, maybe rat-like aliens.
>>93261643
BELIEVE IN THE ALFOR THAT BELIEVES IN YOU

>>93261588
S3 will be an adaptation of Pirates of the Penzance with special guest star Zorro, reprised by Antonio Banderas, who will put on Kamina glasses.

>>93261599
High IQ is the asian stereotype, the white stereotypes are tourists and rednecks.

>>93261669
>But just what the hell did you think I drew?
Final Fantasy 6 with Voltron Characters?

>>93261650
I honestly don't think it's possible for Yeun to give less a damn about the Klancers.

>>93261771
I tried to phrase Kamina's "just who the hell do you think I am?" phrase differently.
..............
But I mean, with a musical they would be 'dancing mad', wouldn't they?

>>93261652
Proto-Germanic, actually. I don't think she's Jewish either but some Ashkenazim adopted it.

>>93261699
It doesn't matter to me because the Kallura tag is always being swarmed with hate anyways. If you don't like the then block them but at least it will increase the chances for that ship to get some more content.

>>93261841
Anyone did FF^ fanart with Voltron Cast? I remember FF15 and another one, FF4 probably.

Keith totally should be Terra, with his weird ancestry and autism.

>>93261699
I always saw Allura as a teen tho. Why the fuck did they think she was an adult? She likes playing games with her mice and the way she acted with Pidge was like a high school girl trying to make friends.

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>>93261699
Hell, the maker of the shippers block list ships Kallura.

>>93261893
Yeah, it makes no difference to me either. I'd rather see more Kallura shippers then the usual hate from buttblased Klancers/Shallurans.

>>93261939
They don't. They just can't label it as problematic anymore because their friends like it.

>>93261961
I'd rather have a slower Kallura tag than get the same rep as the Shitllurans. As long as it's only a few of them...

>>93261939
They do not. They just tolerate it because their friends like it. There was an even a post where they said they didn't ship it.

>>93261961
I got so sick of seeing that saltyrainbowrebel user or whoever the fuck. Nothing bothers me anymore.

>>93261893
Of course Kallura is gonna attract shitty fans as it gets more popular. Most of the people who liked it were just oldfags who didn't understand the big fuss over the ages. I'm a Sheithfag and my ship is the second most popular so I regularly have to block idiots.

>>93261981
>>93262026
>>93261981

Oh. Whoops, I thought they did since they wrote Kallura fic.

Still, there are antis who love Lotor & Lancelot now while other antis still think he's a rapist & hate him. I'm just waiting for the infighting to erupt into a full blown schism.

>>93262044
I think they have mental problems.

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>people actually following what antis are doing
>it's totally ironic, guys! i just like to laugh at them, trust me
You are the cancer you post about.

>>93262110
This fandom has mental problems.

>>93262014
I often forget Kallura is a ship when I'm on tumblr. Shallura is boring as shit and it "died" after WonderCon but I still see more of it than Kallura.

>>93261961
Isn't the Kallura tag like 90% hate? Or that's what it was the last time I checked it out. You guys probably never get much original content.

>>93262134
That's true. I actually know a couple of "antis" who ship Shallura while demonizing Sheith shippers. The mental gymnastics are incredible.

>>93262092
Yeah, they wrote a fic for their friends.

>>93262154
True. We're always dry on OC and I don't think it's as much hate nowadays but still quite a lot. Klancers are more focused with fighting themselves at the moment.

>>93262125
You can't exactly block them on youtube & honestly, it feels like a new anti blog gets created & spams the tags like every couple of days. That's not even including the spats the VAs get into with them on twitter.

A BNF made a whole youtube vid about the antis driving them to step back from VLD fandom & making VLD vids recently.