/sug/ - Steven Universe General

>Lars is indisputably the best townie now
How will conniefags ever recover?

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13090982

last chance to vote for Who killed Pink Diamond

results will be posted next thread and held until the big reveal

>>92915197
welcome to /sug/, where anons think their headcanons are better than yours

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reminder that Yellow Diamond is yandere for Blue Diamond.

>BD finds out to her horror that YD in fact was the one who shattered PD.
>BD starts sobbing that the YD could possibly do it.
>YD just stand their looking at her with a cold guilty expression.
>BD says "But why? I thought you loved her? I thought you loved me..."
>Suddenly YD rushes at BD.
>Before BD even has a chance to react she is tackled to the ground.
>YD has her arms in pinned and BD thinks YD is going to shatter her just like she shattered Pink.
>Bd closes her eyes and waits for the shattering blow.
>But her eyes go wide open when she feels YDs soft lips press against hers.
>BD looks in shock and confusion as YD kisses her deeply and passionately.
>YD pulls back and says "I shattered her because she was taken you away from me."
>BD doesn't know how to respond what did YD mean?
>YD looks like she's about to cry as she says "Don't you get it! I love you! ever since they day we were made I loved you..."
>BD says "But if you do...why did you take Pink away from me?
>YD looked so guilty as she said "When she was made you never payed attion to me you never cared about me like you cared about her it drove me mad...I knew their was only one way to have you back and so I shattered her...it was all just so I could have you again and I wont let anyone else have you but me..."
>BD is sobbing badly and is a complete mess as she looked at YD who was looking at BDs curvy beautiful body.
>Forgive me Blue....but I can't hold myself back anymore..."
>YD then ripped BDs dress open leaving Blue nude.
>"Mine all mine and no one else's...."
>YD was in a trace as she felt all over BDs body kissing groping and licking her nude form.
>All BD could do was cry as she was ravaged by the Diamond she once thought of us her best freind.

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Who would have thought Jasperdemption would have been confirmed by a kid with cancer of all things?

>>92915214
Pearl has more votes than Rose

fucking kek

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>>92915181
>upgraded from disputably the best townie to indisputably the best townie

best steven bomb of my life

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>>92915181
Feels good

Did Maya really shittalk Zuke?

>>92915225
well, the make a wish foundation has worked with CN before. We were just lucky the kid was a SU fan and not a TTGO! fan

>>92915169
Thanks for not including the utmost retarded "Steven is a weapon" part. That never made a lick of sense.

>>92915156
Jasper didn't REALLY like working for YD anyway. It's perfect!

>>92915225
Who would have thought jascucks could really be this stupid? Oh right, everyone.

>>92915225
Rude answer: it's symbolism. Nice answer: God is real and her name is Samantha Pepper

>>92915241
Yes, but it was subtle. The way Zuke draws Amethyst's hair inaccurately and Peridot's meme status.

>>92915244
>any old kid can get cancer and wish to see cartoons
>we got a based kid who loves SU and Jasper and has great theories about the show

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>>92915181
> conniefags

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>>92915255
stay mad fag

>>92915279
And a cute OC, Moonstone

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>>92915279
God bless us, everyone, and especially FREAKS

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What I don't get is, if Rose didn't shatter Pink Diamond, what was the point of the whole arc where Steven came to terms with it?

>>92915273
Holy shit. Got any pics?

>>92915314
Welcome to Filler Universe, where nothing actually matters.

>>92915314
This is my main gripe. If it wasn't Rose...


What was the point of season 4?

>>92915314
Actually part of the preexisting arc where Steven learns to differentiate himself from and learn to criticise his mom

This arc imo started when Steven questioned if Rose made Pearl feel worthless in Sworn to the Sword

>>92915337
killing time to force a renewal

Can we talk about the real reason why LArs is pink?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX9RshdObng

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>>92915322
People seriously overhype this

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>>92915181
They won't.

>>92915322
No but check her tumblr. It's like rrn or rnn draws? Idk look up Maya Peterson on Google. You'll find it. She's pretty critical of the show.

>>92915314
>>92915337
because it was rose but WD/YD helped her kill PD.

>>92915314
That Steven should be who he wants himself to be. If Rose was innocent, than he shouldn't look up to her and try to be exactly like her. If she was responsible or at least involved with PD's shattering, than Steven shouldn't try to be better than he for that reason.

>>92915357
Season padding. A prequel to Paddy.

Let me tell you, I really believe Sugar's original Keikaku will unfold... She wanted 5 seasons, 52 episodes a season.

>>92915337
>>92915314
Presumably him coming to terms with the fact that his 'heroic' mothers revolution might not had been as peaceful as he thinks.
Later on we'll find out she killed all the fuckin' Younglings in the Alpha Kindergarden and just go 'Eh, Kay'

>>92915365
>against original catlike eyes amethyst in favour of jeff liu On The Run eyes

This is our saviour? Fucking shit tier

>>92915365
>this is supposedly a huge jab at zuke
are you people seriously so mad at her that you make up shit? or is it just shitposter kun?

Anyone saved that comic about peridots and fluorite some anon was drawing in these threads earlier?

>>92915365
It's a big deal to me. I hate how Zuke draws most of the gems. That scruffy hair and half-lidded eyes...argh

Best song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOd9edR8L20

>>92915416
Fuck off, Puke

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Reminder that Zircon will play a part in convincing Jasper to join Steven's cause and that this will lead to them becoming two gay weirdo aunts that live together somewhere and occasionally help Steven out with his shitty troubles.

>>92915365
They do. Still glad for the mini-tutorial, I hated that messy hair.

>>92915242
My new fav Hw GEM. Zor earned its Phoenix Award.

>>92915434
Definitely the most uncomfortably hot song

>>92915415
why the fuck do people say Maya is a savior? shes not a storyboarder. even if SU goes to shit shes not gonna stop any bad decision from sugar. she doesnt write for the show
>>92915435
is that what the little baby says when they dont have an argument?

>>92915415
Literally no one has drawn Amy with chink eyes since early S1.

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>>92915435
stay mad

>>92915465
That's a bad thing

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I hope you're all having a great day

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>BEND DOWN

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who here /DICKSQUAD/

>>92915465
The crew doesn't use model sheets anymore that pretty clear.

>>92915440
I need Jasper's arms restrained behind her back, bent over a desk, and having Blucon piston in and out of her with a 100% silicone strap-on until she comes from g-spot stimulation alone.

>>92915514
Maya said they did when she told someone the other Zircon was in fact yellow.

What is Padparadscha's gem weapon?

>>92915543
Aren't her and Sapphire's weapons technically their vision? Future and Tard Vision

>>92915532
She said the character sheets used the filtered colour for that episode and she wasn't sure what colour other Zircon was because of that?
Unless there was an update on that? Links?

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Ok guys.
I wan to know do you think Lars should become a full member of the gems.
Or become the leader of the off colours.
Or go back to Earth and be normal again?

>>92915314
It's more about Steven questioning what he knows about Rose, all his life he's heard how amazing she was and he's felt pressure to live up to her. Season four flipped his perspective and he had to deal with the idea that his Mom was a killer who fucked everyone over. That forced him to grow, confront his feelings and ultimately sacrifice himself to Homeworld to atone.

Season 5 will be the point where Steven finally accepts that Rose was a flawed individual who loved and laughed and made mistakes. She wasnt a god or a monster - she was just a gem. He'll have more faith in himself, stop feeling the weight of Rose's burden and step into the role of leader - in his own Steveny way.

Or you know it's just a red herring to make the audience question what they think they know idk

>>92915543
a gift box

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i made a thing today

>>92915570
Go back to Earth with his friends the off colours and struggle with being a magical guy who works at a donut store and dropped out of highschool

>>92915543
We will never know. EP time is not enough 2 call her weapon

>>92915532
Well they don't follow them closely. I wish I had that Zuke Lapis that looked like garbage

>>92915585
That's purple

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>>92915585
I really like your thing

Keep it up with the making things

>>92915585
Show us then

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>>92915568
http://rnn-draws.tumblr.com/post/161304457868/a-question-that-needs-answers-is-the-second#notes

>>92915582
One of the preview for S5 said he's "grow as a leader" so we're definitely heading to that point now. Exciting times.

>>92915507
Ayy, hopefully she gets more moments like that. TNCG rekindled that part of her.

>>92915631
Awesome, thanks!

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>>92915440
I know where they can live!

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Gems should relax

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Gettin a arc at some point in the closeish future

>>92915658
jesus fucking christ it gets worse every time I look at it, no wonder Uncle Carl was so pissed off. hopefully with Zuke gone they can right this ship

>>92915658
How many lesbians can fit in a barn?

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

>>92915658
Jasper's never living in the meme shed, she's not a joke character

>>92915688
Maybe they'll move to the temple, and abandon the hell barn

>>92915658
>a fucking leaf

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Quick Morganite

>>92915696
At least ten.

>>92915658
Let's make a list of possible gem home bases

CGs - temple
Meme squad - barn
Nephrites - drop ship
Ruby squad - the lighthouse
Bismuth - the Forge
Off Colors - Prime Kindergarten
Famethyst - Beta Kindergarten
Jasper - the dumpster behind the big donut

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>>92915701
She will be corrupted pet who be healed ant form doggy/kitten which one be toy of lapidot.

>>92915742
Lapis living in the lighthouse would've been actual perfection

>>92915658
They barn is infested and contaminated so that's not going to happen.
They'll live in the cool gem forge with Bismuth and Centi where they'll spend their days gossiping about Yellow Diamond and sharing stories about their lives on HW.

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>>92915742
*let's make a list of all the places Sugar can shelve any new and interesting character so she can maintain status quo like the hack she is

>>92915314
He didn't come to terms with it. He decided to take responsibility for it, but his relationship to his gone mom had become more corrupted or complicated due to it.

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Rose was Pink Diamond. Pearl was Pink Pearl. As the weakest diamond, she was unable to openly oppose the will of the others, particularly White Diamond, who insisted she needed to settle down and conquer a colony of her own.

So, in an attempt to save the Earth, she created a new rose quartz body to inhabit. By day, she ruled her court as Pink Diamond. But every night, with the help of her loyal Pearl, she masqueraded as a rebel gem to slow the colony's progress and ultimately force the other diamonds to agree to abandon the planet.

After realizing the war had escalated beyond the hope of a peaceful solution, she staged her own death by having her Pearl shapeshift into a rose quartz and letting her old body be poofed in a staged shattering. Her consciousness was transferred to her quartz body permanently.

Tragically, her death didn't deter Homeworld, and instead of abandoning the colony for good, the White Diamond unleashed the corruption song on Earth in revenge. In a last ditch attempt to save the planet and her compatriots, Rose used her own diamond gem to create a shield powerful enough to protect the Crystal Gems from its effects.

It worked, but the gem was shattered in the process. Rose went on to reuse the shards to power the temple and her other creations. She and Pearl never told the other the full story. Rose was ashamed she wasn't powerful enough to protect Earth and was responsible for so many deaths and corruptions.

>>92915742
All of then in junk

>>92915314
To establish a narrative reason for him to turn himself in to Homeworld Gems in exchange for his friends. From the story perspective that's the whole point.

>>92915742
Jasper's gonna live in Amethysts room until the Famethyst come back to Earth. Then she's gonna live on Mask Island with the senpai, she does know that place after all.

>>92915760
Its bloodstone basement

>>92915796
Sounds more like a place for the Zoo humans

>>92915729
What if Morganite, and all the other pink gems, got shuffled to White Diamond's court because red and white make pink, and she's the only Diamond that kind of fits.

>>92915779
>Rose was Pink Diamond
I just lost the game

>>92915812
Bloodstone needs to move out.

>>92915812
Bloodstone can live in the dumpster with Jasper

>>92915796
> Amethysts room
Perfect 4 meme goblin who would create some geek stuff from trash.

>>92915863
Zuke would've gone insane if Amy and Peridot lived together

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>>92915169
First!

>>92915687
BARN WON'T DIE

>>92915867
Amedot is best combination. They were really fun...

>>92915867
Perfect.

I haven't slept in days, but Lapis still makes me happy.

Nobody else is moving into the temple because adding another gem would make the door a star of David and oy vey Sugar doesn't need to start anything like that

>>92915867
Zuke is mad Peridot living in Amy's room and Lapis living in Pearl's room makes more sense than the barn.

>>92915882
Lapis could live in mirror so barn be free for jasper and andy

>>92915903
I'd fuck Lapis. Prettiest gem.

I want to lick pearl all over

>>92915882
YOU WILL DIE

>>92915910
>Lapis living in Pearl's room
Makes no sense. Lapis should have been an itinerant, travelling the world and visiting Steven every so often to tell him about her adventures

>>92915687
>Meme gems
>doing anything but watch leaf cartoons all day

Post potential endings. Here is mine:
>Steven is actually an insane man who had a traumatic accident at 14, involving gems and his mom
>he's actually a patient in the asylum
>all the characters he meets are either patients or work at the asylum, the Diamonds being the doctors
>Steven only thinks he is his mom out of guilt
>at the end of the series we'll see Steven sitting in his cell, singing, while the camera slowly distances itself from him and reveals the asylum

>>92915893
Get back to work, Maya.

>>92915863
>>92915867
It could've been great

>>92915938
After 4 years they will get star Outfits!

>>92915893
Not really, Pearl and Amethyst are better. I find daily dose boring as shit desu

>>92915943
That is literally the worst pile of shit I've ever read

>>92915927
She needs to fuse with pearl

>>92915925
Jasper and Andy?
New ship?

>>92915225
The thing that's gonna be unique about her redemption is that Steven can't just show her shitty rain and ladybugs and say look "beauty of earth!!" cause she was born on Earth and lived there for 500+ years.

She's seen the oceans, the snowy great north, she don't care.

Redeeming her is gonna be hard for him but I'm guessing it's gonna be mainly her learning the true source of corruption and pinks shattering

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>>92915829

Cheers. I incorporated as much of the list as I could.

>>92915935
After she gets to know her of course. Before that she would travel the world and sleep under Steven's bed.

>>92915893
I loved,their friendship, no matter who boarded them. Sadly it became cancer, viscously butting heads with hypercancer Lapidot, which had been established for years longer. Also, Lapis is normie-hotter and more popular than Amy. Amedot could never compete, especially with Zuke fueling it offscreen too.

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Confirmed coming back to avenge her mommy by fucking Blue Diamond in order to cuck Yellow Diamond

>>92915863
She would still be a meme nerd, whether she was in the barn or in the temple.

Barn haters need to die.

>>92915959
Don't forget!! Lars got a star before Lapis and Peridot!!

>>92915943
go fuck yourself tbqh

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Carnelian doggystyle completed with a proper attempt at shading. Enjoy.

https://no123450n.tumblr.com/post/161357370225/nsfw-carnelian-doggystyle-requested

>>92915903
I only continue living for a chance to see her song.

>>92915961
my great, original twist might just be too much for you to handle. i understand. you need at least an iq of 200 to appreciate it.

>>92915880
Nice meme anon keep it up!

>>92915989
Reminder that Jasper is a THICC Asuka Langley Sohryu

>>92915596
Sounds like a spin off, how would Lars be as a protagonist?

>>92915314
I can't comment until it's fully explained because the CGs say his mom did it too.

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>>92915440
Great idea anon, should be cannon

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If she's a white diamond gem then explain the pink diamond

>>92915989
>just BD's nude bottom half and Jasper licking and being grabby with her giant lady parts, or having a dick big enough to kind of fuck her

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>>92916039
>tfw I'm a Jasperfag who is also a Asukafag

>>92915981
This doesn't work in any way, how could gems turn into other gems?

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Tiny Garnet?

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>>92915596
I'd watch the shit outta that

>>92916075
Double the shit taste

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>>92915225
I am excited about the hints towards Jasper coming back too but by getting to hyped and making so many huge assumptions you are setting yourself up for disappointment

>>92915596
This needs to be it's own show tbqhfamalam

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>>92915365

Doesn't Zuke still work for them though?

>>92915976
The reason why Jasper will join the CG's is because Rose was framed

>>92916075
I am not a Jasperfag. I am just noting their similarities in personality.

>>92916135
But then it turns out Pearl did it and no jasperdemption happening. Ever.

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Nicest Tits?

>>92916150
sorry but its habbening

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>>92916007
Lars was in pilot, lapidot not.

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>>92916135
Now next time Jasper fingers herself thinking of Rose Quartz, she'll feel less guilty

>>92916151
Greg's.

>>92916160
>Sadie going to get a star before Lapis and Peridot

Good and I love it

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Why not just make a new Diamond to fill the power gap?

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>>92916150
Jasper will finally kill Pearl

>>92916142
are they even that similar? they're both brash bitches with mommy issues but that it.
>>92916169

>>92916071
Change of loyalties.

>>92916134
No Zuke quit

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Once the off colors get to earth, I want them to not stop following Lars around and they don't trust anyone else, including the CG.

>>92916192
Jasper and pearl are gonna battle and then jasper will lose cause she's a jobber

>>92916206
What? I heard that raven quit. Wher info about zuke?

>>92916208
They get their own barn

>>92916208
I don't see why they would trust the Crystal Jobbers over Lars after they spent x amount of time together on HW. But Lars trusts Steven immensely so it would amount to the same thing.

>>92916083

The idea comes from the episode where Steven took over Lars' body for day. If Steven could do it to humans, maybe Rose could do it to gems.

But it's stupid since if PD had been piloting another gem's body, the mind of the rose quartz she took over would have been trapped like Lars' was. Sugar wouldn't go for something that dark.

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>>92916071
If she's a Pink Diamond gem then explain the Yellow Diamond!

>>92916190
Well, considering how large a diamond is, the real life cost of diamond, and the dwindling resources on homework, I don't think they could have.

>>92916201
Yellow pearl - Asuka
Blue Pearl - rei
Pearl - kaworu
Steven as shinji obviously

>>92916208
But the off colors are all nice and immediately accepted Steven and Lars, there's no reason for them to be afraid of anyone

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Version of this with the Off-Colours and Lars when!?

>>92916096
t. Dollcuck

>>92916245
Exactly this. Plus all the crystal gems sans maybe Lapis and Peridot are already defective/off color. I don't see a reason why they wouldn't get along immediately.

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Why can't Steven have a sister?

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>>92916219
Pearl and Jasper are both huge cucks and jobbers. We need to see who is the ultimate jobber in this show. But my bets are on Jasper.

>>92916219
>every gem can beat Jasper save for Amy
I would be infuriated.

>>92916071
>>92915169

Why do gems have space suits? They're for pressure,temperature, and other physiological matinance and keeping organics alive. Since gems are made of light why would they need them?

>>92916292
I'd laugh at all the jasjobbers

>>92916294
>he doesn't know it's for the aesthetic.

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Jaspnet when

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>>92916150

What if Pearl did it at PD's request, and she can prove it by projecting the memory of it? And then they fug.

>>92916275
Lets sing this. What do you think /sug? When you hit/grab your balls your voice become more girly

>>92916319
retard

>>92916228
/sug/ thinks she quit over lapidot. This is old news and I don't have all the screenshots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmjyYwXsZ98

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MOAR Jasper when?

>>92915596
>work dead end job in dead end beach town
>this faggot fatty kid keeps bothering me at work but his weird polylesbian cult family pretty much run the city
>have to put up with his endless bullshit day in, day out
>occasionally he's alright but his mom(s) are also like a witch's coven?? Like straight up spooky magical shit happens all the time but no one bats an eye or thinks this is out of the ordinary
>And now I'm trapped on another planet and I'm magic too
>I just wanted to bake
>Lars And The Universe: Coming Fall 2018

>>92916319
There's a reason they're saving up the first jasper pearl interactions. They will fuck as soon as it happens. I mean theyre both thirsty for fusions, both cucks and both pathetic

Men are disgusting vile creatures

Is it bad that I still don't see Jasper as a jobber, like she didn't try to fight Smokey and retreated at the sight of Stevonnie because she thought she actually had no chance because they were fusions. If her mentality was the same as Jailbreak Jasper, she would've gone in on them, Malachite changed her into the "jobber".

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Alternate takes when?

>>92916208
His Coconut Gun is bigger, faster, stronger too.
He's the gun member of the Coconut crew.
HUH!
CG, Coconut Gun!
CG, Co-coconut Gun!

>>92916314
>>92916319
Hmm... I would rather have Jasper be the one getting dipped for once. Jaspnet wins.
>>92916355
Shut up, cancer.

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I tried

>>92916323
>When you hit/grab your balls your voice become more girly
Never been hit but I doubt that's true

>>92916351
>tfw you're finally comfortable with baking but you died, came back and don't need to eat any more

What's the point of them releasing a soundtrack when it's all on Soundcloud?

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>>92916351
IM DOWN FOR THIS

>>92916382
>Lapis and Peridot working at a beach shop, getting into fun summer antics.
Yes

>>92916413
Shekels

>>92916357
Are you saying Lapis did something wrong?

You will be E-LYNCHED for this!

>>92916357
She basically lost all confidence in her abilities.

Remember, Eyeball said she killed 80 CG's the day she was born. Peridot called her the ultimate quartz, she came out flexing.

>>92916413
Aivi & surasshu removed a truckload of the SU tracks from Soundcloud recently, particularly the vocal tracks. There's only a few tracks left on their account now.

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What's in the Bay Cave?

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>>92916190
this is why HW has a resource shortage, they're focusing all their resources into reviving Pink Diamond

>>92916413
Anon, I...

>>92916440
Our CG toppest tops veterans. But yeah smokey...

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>>92916344
Season 6 will be the Summer of Jasper

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>>92916468
Your mom

>>92916456
oh shit

>>92915169
Where did the trans Lars thing even come from?

More importantly:

1). Do you think they would do it?

2). How would you feel?

>>92916468
Loli Jasper has been hiding there since season 3

>>92916382
Where's the dick

>>92916470
Or planets have limited resources and HW used all of there's making gems, as could be seen in the over-farmed Kindergarten.

>>92916468
Lapis's /ss/ stash

>>92916468
It's nuts that we're gonna get to run around the whole city in Save the Light. It's like how in South Park: The Stick of Truth where they had to map out the whole town finally to get a cohesive layout. Very excited.

>>92916508
>he thinks that there will be a new bomb this summer

Sorry to say this anon, but CN is premiering new shows s there won't be enough room for SU.

>>92915943
Oh qt, your first creepypasta

>>92916537
That shit was nuts. If it's not one of the first Kindergartens it's definitely one of the biggest.

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>>92916413
Son, we've got to talk about something...

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>>92916382
Yeah peri in her stockings during summer. Wanna drink her feet sweat after work.

>>92916578
Also from now on they won't be uploading the instrumental tracks like they used to.

>>92916382
Source of this pic? I don't even like Lapidot but this is a nice piece of fanart.

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>>92916549

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>still rewatching S1
>god tier episode horror club
>"Why do you care so much about what other people think?"
>"You wouldn't say that if you knew what other people say about YOU!"
>tears even on the 7th or something rewatch

Such good episodes.

>>92916470
This actually looks cool

>>92916617
Telsonknife, also behind those sexy Halloween designs for each of the gems, just complete sex

>>92915943
I swear to god, every asshole thinks they're so clever when they end a show with "It was all a dream/the main character has a mental disability!"

When is Pearl going to get shattered?

>>92916680
You know that's never going to happen. Sugar loves her to much.

>>92916680
When Jasper hears she had a hand in her mother's demise. Her stick legs will be pulled off like a cricket.

>>92916680
No one is ever going to die in su with Jesus as the main character

>>92916357
she started losing confidence in her own strength and had become scared of failure after getting beat by Garnet and going through Malachite, her whole arc was about her coming to Earth to face her insecurites and avenge Pink Diamond and then continuously failing/jobbing/getting cucked until she hit rock bottom in terms of her self worth and physical/mental condition and finally stopped fighting against the feelings of inadequacy she's had since she failed to protect to Pink Diamond

SU is now a Hideki Anno Anime, what changes?

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>>92916805
More crying and less singing

>>92916805
Better animation for starters.

>>92916805
The intro would actually be cool.

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Concerned?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVYx2ziXCLY

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>>92915507

>>92916635
I hope Lars apologizes for being a cunt when he gets back to Earth.

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>>92916805
anime means weird strangled gasps every thirty seconds and big bouncy titties overload

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/sug/, the doctor told me I was going to die real soon. The only cure for me is for you guys to post Rutile pictures.

>>92916698
>>92916726

>Has a selfish attitude
>Carries the most baggage, lies, and secrets in regards to Rose, the rebellion, and the assassination of PD
>being a fusionfag
>Has a lot to lose, so her death would pottery

She'd be the righteous sacrifice at least

>>92916805
More fanservice and Steven wants to fuck each gem secretly

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>>92916805

Pearl is the protagonist. Events proceed mostly as they do in the cartoon, but with more insight into her emotional turmoil and fewer happy resolutions. She fusion-rapes at least one more gem.

Why does steven pasted marks on not worked teleporters in s1?

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>>92916805
The diamond's true plan is the Human Gemstrumentality Project

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Guys I want a Lars spin off show with the off colours so fucking badly now.
Even better if you make it more mature comedy so you can get away with more risky jokes.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdWFV4XMNkU

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>>92916901
RIP anon

>>92916656
Thanks mate. And wow this is a pretty good fanartist. I've seen those halloween designs before but I'm glad I know who it is now.

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>>92916831
> More crying
You mean more than there already is?

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reminder that Zircon is better, sexier sweatier, and more redpilled than your waifu

>>92915644
And yet he's not gonna physically grow because CN hates that kind of thing, and the Crewniverse have stopped pretending they care about how bug anything is.

>>92916935
Maybe on adult swim one day

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>>92916901
Don't die

>>92916898
It means grown women are going to try to get little boys to sleep with them

>>92915337
literal filler season

Centipeedle travels to homeworld and gets cured arc soon

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>>92916901
They are cute

>>92916972
Anybody think that Steven grabbed Zircons gem and was hiding it? Just me?

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>>92917013
"""Soon"""

>>92917018
Steven doesn't give a shit about HW gems anymore. Look at the rubies.

https://twitter.com/COOLHAUS/status/870694292112658433

>>92917013
Who?

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>>92916935
Do you think Sugar has fully realized how much of a terrible idea was to limit the show to Steven's perpective but she's too far in to make such a drastic change?

>>92917066
when did she get shades?

>>92917066
...no? I think she's doing just fine with the restriction.

>>92916972
She's everything Peridot could have been if she hadn't had become a shitty useless meme that needs to get shattered.

>>92916135
That still seems lazy, since the core point is that Steven isn't actually Rose, so what Rose did shouldn't be strictly relevant.

>>92917087
>White Diamond your scintillating brilliance is literally melting our eyes with its intensity may we please have your sunglasses you don't even need them
>No.

>>92917066
I hope so. I hate that we're limited to his perspective only

https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/870697740979675137

>>92916953
Yes, that's what I meant

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This is Pink Lars.
Say something nice about him.
And don't call him a zombie that's rude.

>>92917121
less a zombie, more a lazarus

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>>92916972
This person's art is great and they have great taste in gems and anime.

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>>92917121
His new colours go together really well with Sadie

>>92917118
Don't care all the songs are on YouTube

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>>92917121
Pink is my favorite color. Good job Lars

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This is Pink Diamond.

>>92916891
>I hope lars apologizes for ripping up a picture Ronaldo took of him and intended to show everyone without permission

Do you think the crew is embarrassed by S4?

>>92917121
But I want to bully Lars for being a zombie.

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>>92916972
But what if Zircon IS my waifu?

>>92917190
They're embarrassed by Zuke

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>>92917149
>He thinks Lars wants any of Sadie.

>>92917180
He treated Ronaldo like shit for years after that. Ronaldo was out of line for the picture sure, but he didn't deserve everything after that.

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>>92915240
Don't like that hair, keep it a tuft but make it rugged and longer if you're doing a punk rebel Lars look.

>>92917190
No. I don't think they care about our opinion.

>>92917192
That's zombie bigotry to asshole!

>>92916884
Wow how wrong the artist was on how lapis turned out

>>92917190
A season with some of the best episodes and one of the best finales? Nah, I don't think so.

>>92917234
LEL

>>92917233
Lapis is a apathetic asshole so it checks out.

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>>92915613

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>>92917234
Besides the zoo arc and the final what other eps does everyone pretty much agree on being good in season 4?

>>92917249
Lapis is shit

>>92917190
The shows biggest problem is making interesting episodes inbetween the important ones, season 4 only had 2 big events.

>>92917046
I wish Eyeball had brought up how Steven just left them floating in space and didn't even try to get them back when he tried to act like he helped them

>>92917256
Mindful Education was pretty well received

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>>92917212

>he didn't deserve everything after that.

He's a narcissistic psychopathic sociopath who is not only willing to kill, but commit to vivisection when confronted with what he thinks is a snake person

>>92917274
I thought Eyeball did mention that.

>>92917274
I wish Steven was like "Wtf you tried to murder me!" instead of being a martyr

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We may not be alone in the universe, but you sure are...

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>>92917197
She's not your waifu she's my waifu

>>92917293
She said Steven threw her into space. I don't think getting them back was ever going to happen. It's not like they would've lived peacefully on Earth and Room for Ruby's climax would've happened five times as fast as it did.

>>92917285
Steven Universe needs more guest animators.

>>92917179
> diamond
Aren’t they all like, hot girls? You’re not exactly a hot girl, Steven.

>>92916019
Nice shading, makes the pose really clear and stand out. Although I like the other pieces you've made more. Because one day I can probably draw as good as that.
Anything else in the works?

>>92917304
Are you trying to make this a meme?

>>92917301
NOPE. Steven has to pure at all times

>>92916972
>Just imagining all her Diamond Points combusting at once when she accuses the fucking judges

>>92917231
I don't even feel bad about it because they're not people anymore.

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>>92917314
She's my waifu! Back off, buster!

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Didn't come out as well as i hoped :Y

>>92917346
It looks very nice anon.
You make the best BD.

>>92917210
Please donut bully my ship

>>92917190
One MEH season isn't so bad.The only way going forward is up.

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>>92915222
Considering Blue's power to emanate emotion, would it be impossible to cum after her during sex?
When she orgasms, shouldn't everyone in the area orgasm as well?

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>>92917149
Who?

>>92917018
>Steven
>Showing that level of initiative

Just you

>>92917210
Nobody needs to suffer. Really! Threesomes are perfectly acceptable in Steven Universe.

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What if Rubies are colorblind?
That would explain Rose being innocent.

>>92917370
It's not even the worst season. That's 1A and even THAT isn't "bad".

3
2
1B
4
1A

I hope 5 ends up topping the list.

>>92915314
I still think Rose was involved but there's more to this. I'm still in the "Pink Diamond helped orchestrate her own death" camp.

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>>92917342
You can love her all you want but you can't waifu her, I'm the only one who deserves to tumble her rocks.

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What race is Blue Diamond? Is she Black or White?

>>92917342
>>92917314
sounds like we have a case on our hands, but who's the defendent?

>>92917404
>Sadie getting permanently cucked in a 3some relationship she doesn't want but agreed to for the sake to being with Lars

Like pottery

>>92917405
This has got to be a clue as to what actually happened. It's just played as a joke to throw us off.

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Why does Steven keep putting his hand on Lar's chest like a faggot?

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>>92917414
Too late, I already married her.

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>>92917414
I'm gonna tumble her rocks in 3. 2. 1.

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>>92917418
Nordic
Nordic people have big lips

>>92917418
clearly a cobalt

damn dirty cobaltians

>>92917411
>the old "1A is the worst season" meme

Such a cancerous opinion

>>92916413
it's on spotify now as well. I suppose they can get royalties or something