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[NEW RELEASES]
>Steven Universe "Wanted"
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[NEWS]
>Art book "Art and Origins" available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Graphic novel "Anti-Gravity" available for pre-order
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
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>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
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>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
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[OFFICIAL SITES]
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[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
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>Archived threads
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Pearl is best gem
>Ok ill kiss you...just don't be weird about it ok.
Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis
cheeki breeki squat squad is here
>>92920716
I'm squating like an absolute madman right now. Are the leaks already happening?!
POLL RESULTS
winning is White Diamond with the Diamond Conspiracy in a close second
No news about new episodes yet?
Remember to be nice to Sadie.
>>92920793
>29 people fell for the red herring
>>92920768
I want Larsboyfriend now! Give me Larsboyfriend and nobody gets hurt!
>>92920798
She's a disgusting midget.
>>92920783
>true slav
That's a Dutch car behind them though.
>>92920793
What if the diamonds used another Rose Quartz to do it? Does it fall under Diamond conspiracy?
>>92920793
>only 9 votes as Pink Diamond (Suicide)
I'll ride with this theory until proven otherwise.
If Lars was able to be made likeable, could Ronaldo be redeemed?no
Confirmed coming back to avenge her mommy by calling Homeworld's Child Protection Services and telling them about all the times that Yellow Diamond molested her
>>92920798
Thats a cute Sadie!
I want to like her.. But the show makes her kinda bland?
>>92920824
Your theory is gay
You are gay
>>92920824
Are there any other cartoons that have suicide as a plot point?
>>92920815
just put some adidas stripes on it and paint it black
>>92920849
Samurai Jack
Twice
>>92920798
> Alice in Wonderland
> Steven and Lars fall down a rabbit hole
> They meet Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum (Rutile)
> They meet a Caterpillar who talks slow (Flourite), a Mad Hatter who's always on edge (Rhodenite) and the White Rabbit who's always late (Paddy)
Oh and I guess Lars is the Cheshire Cat because why not.
>>92915169
>My soundtrack link is in the OP.
This is one of the best days of my life.
>>92920833
I like Ronaldo..
But I dont think he'll ever be a fan favorite the way lars is atm so I guess no
MY SHIP
>>92920833
> Intergalactic diplomacy
>>92920798
Is Sadie a little person ("midget")?
She's about 18 or 19 years old, but she is about Steven's size and her mother is at least half again as tall.
Was she a minority representative all this time?
>>92920815
That makes sense, actually.
>>92920892
MY SHIP
>>92920875
Would you adopt Aquamarine as a daughter?
Was the soundtrack (that recent "Vol.1", specifically) ever released in lossless format?
>>92920716
>there are still people angry about not having male gems
Honestly, I don't see the big deal
>>92920934
My otp
>>92920949
Yeah probably.
She'd be cute.
>>92920953
I think all the gems being female coded is interesting.
>>92920953
I thought tumblr would be against male gems
>>92920892
Good ship
hey guys, i was just rewatching the trial and i wanted to make an observation
when the green zircon mentions PD shattering, YD just rolls her eyes.
Post gems that did nothing wrong.
I'll start
>>92920953
>I can't stand this magical girl show, give me male magical girls or else!!
I'm glad this kind of shit is contained in Tumblr.
>>92920993
I think she was rolling her eyes over how dramatic Zircon was being
>>92920953
I want fujoshits to leave
>>92920978
Its su critical
They just want a reason to criticize the show
>>92920950
Its iTunes release is in 256kbps with the files being AACs. I'm not sure about the Google Play Store release or Spotify, though.
>>92920953
> It's another "I know better than the show because lol fuck you" argument."
The only ones I hate more than that are "Why didn't Steven do the thing and instantly save person/win???" that's somehow unique to SU.
aaaaaarrrrrrrrrccccccc
>>92920996
>>92920996
This one, but unironically.
I dislike that all the gems are female but half of them are coded male
jasper a fem
>>92921035
>jasper a fem
hahahahaha no
>>92920996
This is true, though. She had the opportunity to go hardass on Topaz but she just wanted to put it behind them and get on with the mission. Probably the first villain gem who didn't arbitrarily act like a sadistic little child when she had the chance.
>>92921029
Is the ribbon new? For some reason I can't remember if current Lapis has it. She seems to be missing the top half of her diamond too
>>92921042
have you seen topaz, faggot?
cute headcanon time
Lars finally makes it back to earth
Lion meets him
Lion won't leave him alone, keeps trying to cuddle him
>>92920993
>"Rose Quartz can't shatter Diamonds!"
>Not this conspiracy shit again
>>92920996
Characters who do nothing wrong are so boring
>>92921049
The ribbon is longer I think. The top is new and almost exposes her cute flat chest.
>>92920953
Yhe thing I dont get is why are they mad about Lars getting killed off tho? He got OP powers now, this is the closest they'll get to another male gem
Be happy
>>92921035
>coded male
None of them are coded male. Soldier gems having soldier-y appearances give them a masculine look but they're just masculine women.
Samurai Connie
>>92920993
*yellow zircon
Pearl doesn't use swords for combat anymore because she had to shatter Pink with one
>>92921078
>chest as wide as hips
>female coded
>>92920892
>>92920987
AbsolutelyCUTE
>>92920876
What the fuck, it was an Alice in Wonderland reference
>>92920881
I really want to like Ronaldo but his refusal to ever develop as a character in a meaningful way is irritating. Lars had the same problem, but it wasn't as bad, and he also had a more relatable and compelling character arc. I can only think of like... Two episodes where Ronaldo got any development, Horror Club and Rocknaldo. Anything else is a stretch or grasping at straws.
>>92921029
BARN IS UNBREAKABLE
>>92920990
Aw
>>92920990
>tfw no good Stars shipping art lately
does anyone have links to good who shattered pink diamond theories?
>>92920716
First!
Drawfag here, taking requests
Red Ribbon Gun
Is Connie's mom evil?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZs_mrR02MA
>>92921123
DIE MEMEFAG
>>92920834
You're not even worth molesting you pathetic fat fuck.
>>92921176
lapis cutting herself
>>92921047
And she wanted to get rid of most townies, literally /ourgem/
>>92921035
Jasper is more woman than most fags can handle
>>92921176
Fluorite oggling pearl and pearl blushing
>>92921034
Gem on her gemgina?
>>92921176
A fat Jasper
>>92920751
Not while Zircon exists
>>92921181
Why did Yellow shatter her lawyer again? besides being a fucking cunt of course.
>>92921179
yes but for other reasons
YOU ARE ALL KILLING THIS SHOW.
>>92921176
Requesting Lapis showing off bikinis to Steven and getting more lewd the more she shows off.
>>92921121
Idk I just enjoy him as a character like he's an ass at times but I still think he's a fun character
Ya I wish he had better development too and I feel Rocknaldo actually took a step back with it. To me that episode was handled poorly with trying to squeeze in a hamfisted lesson
>>92921176
The best new ship?
>>92921176
Pink Diamond snuggling her Jasper meatball
>>92921222
poof, poof her lawyer,
>>92921154
thats nice but red has to be retarded or something because she explained things that everyone knew already
she could have had visions that freeze her up and used that as an excuse for lars to save her
her praising shit and explaining things again got annoying
>>92921222
Why do they have lawyers in the first place? All power comes from the Diamonds. "Lawyers" are probably some kind of jester to them.
>>92921222
She didn't. She poofed them both.
>>92921218
Get to polishing
>>92921035
they really aren't
the closest was topaz
>>92921251
cute
>>92921260
Ironically you were very slow to notice this
>>92921224
>gem that looks like Mrs. Maheswaran in Blue Diamond's court
>Maheswaran means "master of the universe"
>Connie meets up with Steven Universe
why didn't this theory lead anywhere?
>>92920953
>745 notes
most of these better be people mocking this post
>>92921176
Lapis holding 3 cakes
>>92920793
9 people are stupid and 3 people are severely retarded
>tfw want to buy the OST but can't because not available in my shitty itunes store
fuck me
>>92920928
>TFW you can't tell if it's midget representaiton, or the Crewniverse not knowing jack shit about staying on model and keeping proportions in check
>>92921065
I like that
>>92921315
What goes against the Pink Diamond suicide theory?
>>92921270
Gems are inherently creatures of order. They have lawyers because they have laws.
>>92921315
>not knowing Sugar reads /sug/
>not knowing Sugar probably made the poll
>not knowing Sugar loves twists
she'll make BD the killer just because no one expects it
>>92921176
Yellow Diamond showing Aquamarine her collection of smashed gems.
>>92921270
Not every legal dispute is going to be arbitrated by the supreme rulers of Gemkind.
>>92920953
>tfw the crew will cave eventually and make White Diamond's entourage hyper-masculine male gems
A nice palette is very important
>>92921107
Yes. Also stop misusing the coded thing, it's embarrassing. They're not coded female. They are textually female.
YD has a cute smile
>>92920928
Sadie would be a cutie if she had her moms proportions
>>92921356
but Pearl makes me hard
>>92920949
You mean, you want to be....
Herdad?
>>92921341
That's such a bad pic of her.
>>92921107
NINJAS!
>>92920953
I swear SU Critical gets dumber and dumber every time I see new posts.
>>92921376
Everything is better
when it's in a sweater
>>92921370
Indeed she does
>>92920751
correct
>>92921384
>S5
>still no ninja gem waifu
dropped
>>92921356
Whatever she wears i am in love
>>92920793
Weird, before Rose was in second or third and Pearl and YD had only a small number of votes. Kinda surprised it changed so much. I was pleasantly surprised that most people didn't fall for the YD red herring but I guess people really are stupid.
>>92921407
This picture is dangerous.
>Fusion sluts?
>>92921359
that bitch has hips faggot
>>92921176
Pink Diamond hugging Jasper.
I got 5% of battery left in this phone.
What should be my last post?
>>92920892
i allow it
>>92921034
source?
HEY LAPIS!!!
ARE YOU OKAAAAY~!?!?!
>>92920798
sadie a cute
>>92921400
>TFW SU Critical turned your favorite Gem into one of your least favorites because of their autistic obsession with her
I miss the days where I could have no shame in being a Bismuthfag.
>>92921251
Post Pink Diamond holding a baby Jasper
>>92921430
everyone has hips
>>92921176
sapphire and paddy
>>92921435
suicide note
>>92921441
everyone said it was filler
>>92921316
google play?
Which one?
>>92921306
they are, people don't like the implication that the show would be better with male gems
>>92921448
I am now that I'm with my one true love
>>92921479
you can buy that way?
>>92920876
Oh my God...it makes so much sense.
>>92921351
How is this a fair trial? My lawyer is a zircon?
>>92921306
I think so? I hope anyway
>>92921486
Get worst gem out of those clothes and give me the original android twins
>>92921493
do tell how you think "male gems" in an agendered race matters
>>92921448
*URP* Y-yeah. I-I'm g-*HUOOOOORP*-good. Just had a big lunch.
>>92921459
I feel for you, she isn't my favorite but I actually liked her a bit. Bismuth's episode is what kickstarted this entire shit though. They saw her as the 'BLM' gem and shit got ugly.
There's a silver lining at least in the sense that you can filter SU Critical and never have to see this garbage.
*meek*
>>92921300
Shit theory desu
Thoughts on the Nora Universe AU?
>>92921459
I thought you were talking about amethyst because that's exactly what happened to me but with amethyst. As well as seeing all the whining about pearl made me start liking her
>>92921384
Scribble, just stop. You're through.
>>92921517
slit your goddamned throat
So what's been happening around these parts
>>92921496
>>92920876
Holy fucking hack
>>92921520
G A Y
A
Y
>>92921441
>Cooking
POTTERY
>>92921479
>>92921497
Nope, not available that way either.
>>92921400
>I swear SU Critical gets more and more desperate for attention every time I see new posts.
Fixed.
>>92921520
Garbage
>BD not having a beard and being a sad viking
>that jasper holy shit
>everyone else is pretty much the same but with shorter hair
>>92921520
>making YD______hot
>>92921509
What?
>>92921341
Does she really browse /sug/ tho?
>yfw shes always the one shitposting here
I feel like thats what id do if I were a creator
>>92921520
Male Blue Diamond looks Chad as fuck.
>>92921384
what do you want scribble? You sneaky son of a bitch
>>92920834
i love you jasper!!
>>92921503
>>92921404
>>92921370
Wanna protect that smile.
>>92921520
blue pearl is cute
peridot and lapis are still ugly
the rest are fine
What is she doing?
>>92921557
>>92921441
This is not foreshadowing but as a small character thing, Lars became extremely happy when Sadie praised his cooked fish in Island Adventure
>>92920990
It feels so wrong but its just so right!
>>92921573
Alex the hack and Justin Roiland are known to do the same
Is Lars going back to work at the big doughnut? I feel like there is no way he can have his old life again.
>>92921592
That Jasper is 'fine' to you? Are you blind?
Who is the Yamcha?
LAPIDOT
>>92921593
Link
>>92921520
the 5 o'clock shadows are fucking dumb
I like how the Pearls can still be considered fucktoys.
>>92921593
She better not be cheating on her wife Jasper
>>92921613
It's just Jasper without her eyelashes.
>>92921617
Kek
>>92921222
witnesses. witnesses
Squid kid?
>>92920953
>I don't even watch the show but make a change for my sake regardless
Tumblr in a nutshell.
>>92920876
holy shit get ready for screencap nig
>>92921520
To the surprise of nobody Topaz actually looks pretty much the same, just with facial hair.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsHTdfZUDvM
>"Tell me about We Are The Crystal Gems, what was the process like when you were first making it?"
"I wanted to use all my favorite- go to chords- and take everything I like and smoosh it all together into twenty seconds worth of all my favorite things about writing songs... I wrote a lot of it in the car, just repeatedly singing it in the car trying to figure out what it should be. And I really wanted all the character to be a part of it, for all their names to be inside of it and to just have this feeling that it's really bright and happy but there's something underneath it all too."
>-the hammer dulcimer was Rebecca's first musical instrument before switching to ukelele
>-listed One Piece, Utena, and Zim as some of her favorite and most influential cartoons
>-Dear Old Dad was written by Hellen Jo and was one of the songs that Rebecca was most excited about remastering
(1/3)
>>92921612
I think definitely yes. Gem magic merging seemlessly with mundane day-to-day life is a thing thematically. Magical Lars working behind the counter at the Big Donut is like, the most awesome way that can be shown.
>>92920892
>>92920987
would it be a delayed orgasm or a double orgasm with how her hindsight vision
>>92921653
they figured that out like 7 threads ago
>>92921546
We've taken on water from tumblr and reddit, but it's okay because the latest episodes didn't suck.
>>92921617
i like the facial expressions
>>92921593
Angry wank to someone she hates, something that Jasper often does. The parallels are stacking up...
>>92921520
>not making the masculine-looking gems look feminine
>not having the androgynous gems remain androgynous
Awful, just awful.
>>92921689
kys
>>92921669
>"Who is your favorite cast member to write songs for?"
"I love writing songs for Estelle because we always get a chance to talk before I write the song, and she's so great and we'll swap references and I'll tell her what the song is going to be about and she'll give me a bunch of advice and it's always so exciting, and every time I write a new song for estelle she introduces me to music I've never heard before"
>"Tell me about Be Where Ever You Are when you were creating it, what was your emphasis behind it and how did it come to be?"
"I wrote it on a weekend, it was actually the weekend that the show premiered, um, I was writing that song. So, Gem Glow had just gone online, and I was in a cabin with a bunch of comic artists in Big Bear, and at the time I was writing that song, while designing Peridot and Jasper, [can't hear over audience laughing], and watching people see the show for the first time, and all at once I was feeling so overwhelmed, and the last thing I could was appreciate was that I was in this beautiful blue place with my friends! Like, all I could do was work and keep thinking about work and seeing what happened to the work, and I was trying to write this song too, and it started out very different and became this because I just gotta tell myself to chill out. So I was like I'm going to make this about being away and trying not to hold onto all these things even though they keep buzzing in your mind... One of the things I like most about the track is that you get to hear Zach grow up, like he never sounds the same twice which I think is so great because I watched him go from, like, being shorter than me to being above me and his voice got deeper and then got higher, and it's just everything as he's, like- Steven is always- and it works, I love it in the show because Steven as a character is always having to reinvent himself and that's part of the show."
(2/3)
>>92921669
>Worst song made from shitty Hellen
figures
>>92921517
>>92921669
>Utena
Makes sense
>>92921590
>>92921623
>https://blandoangelus.tumblr.com/post/161363871601/mixed-request-zircon-out-of-the-shower-angrily
>>92921628
Masturbating doesn't count as cheating.
>>92921384
update?
>>92921517
I still don't get what this stupid face is trying to convey.
STRAWPOLL NIGGAS
https://strawpoll.com/9e691ca
https://strawpoll.com/9e691ca
https://strawpoll.com/9e691ca
>>92921593
Self-tumbling.
>>92921669
>>92921708
>"Which song gives the best feel of the whole show?"
"It would probably be Love Like You.. Love like you is actually really special to me because we wrote it as it was coming out, we were writing this song and expanding on it in real time, so it was actually written over the course of like, three years, and I think it would give the best feel of the show because the show has changed over those years and the song has changed over those years and it's still one song, um, and any other song in the show was like where I was at that moment or where we were at that moment or how I felt at that moment, but Love Like You grew and changed and the meaning of it changed as we wrote it. Like when we were starting the song was bout- it was like a secret at the start that it was about these aliens that don't really understand how to feel human emotion, but by the end of it it was like, no, this is a human experience- of not knowing how to care about other people, but you do, but you want to and you care about them so much that you don't know how to care about yourself and if you care about yourself it makes you more able to care about other people and it's like this balance that's so impossible to find.. but at the start I was like people don't really know that this is all about aliens, but by the end I was like, "I didn't know that this wasn't really about aliens!""
Then I got bored of typing
(3/3)
>>92921503
Of course your lawyer is a zircon. All lawyers are zircons.
I mean, holy shit. Did you think an actual diamond was going to defend you? That's one big fucking ego you go there, champ. All the shit those ladies have to put up with running this empire, and you think they're just going to drop it all over your fucking parking ticket.
No. You know what? You're an asshole. There, I said it.
Let me guess, no one in the Q+A asked if they were renewing the show?
>>92921729
>pull my toe
>n-no, I'm not gonna braap
>>92921726
Haha, amazing
>>92921708
She wrote only like 2 songs for Estelle and a million for deedee
Why does sugar lie?
>>92921745
They wouldn't give a straight answer anyway so what would be the point?
>>92921669
Utena and Zim I can see
What about the One Piece references?
>>92920833
They could if he ends up figuring out who shattered Pink Diamond for real, and the realization that it would affect Steven emotionally would cause him to be thoughtful about it. Like when a close friend has to tell you really bad news. Then he would stop being so conspiracy theory driven because he realizes it's all personal to Steven and then helped him figure out weird crazy gem shit in future episodes.
>>92921773
Fair enough. Guess SDCC is our best shot at this point.
>>92921753
>stronger than you
>here comes a thought
>strong in the real way
>do it for her
>it's over isn't it
>>92921590
Jesus fuck, that's adorable. I might have the diabeetus now.
fug the connie
You know, I never really got the trope of "aliens don't know what sex/relationships are" They did it with Greg and Rose and I just don't buy that.
The homeworld gems sure, if a bit iffy, but the CG have been around for tens of thousands of years, even if they've never performed it, shouldn't they know what it is?
as predicted long ago
>>92921785
Holy shit, Ronaldo's gonna unmask the conspiracy isn't he.
>>92921794inb4 anons blowing their fuse over a R&M reference
>>92921797
inb4 "EAHYYHSAFLDALSDJKHNALSDKGF PEDO EDPO EPDO PEDOO PEDO PEDO PEDO CUK CUCUK CUKCK KEK KEK KEKCKCCUKCK UC C U FAGGOT KYS KYSK YSKYSKYSKYS KYS KYS"
>>92921708
>Q: "Tell me about Be Where Ever You Are when you were creating it, what was your emphasis behind it and how did it come to be?"
>A: "I wrote it on a weekend, it was actually the weekend that the show premiered, um, I was writing that song. So, Gem Glow had just gone online, and I was in a cabin with a bunch of comic artists in Big Bear, and at the time I was writing that song, while designing Peridot and Jasper, [can't hear over audience laughing]
Jasper is my best gem and Be Wherever You Are is my best song! I love how her and Peri were designed in tandem. Lapis definitely came long before them, her proto-design taking the form of Margo in her unfinished 2009 comic
>"...Steven as a character is always having to reinvent himself and that's part of the show."
So he's going to realize Lapis did-du right?
>>92921590
>The Gem equivalent of Kangaroo Court
I love it
>Greg did less for interplanetary conflict than Lars
>>92921806
Jasper and Lars are the same person, they will never be in the same room together
>>92921730
we already did this
>>92920793
>>92921300
Looks like one of those hideous blue creatures from the avatar movie
>>92921673
>Steven never has to leave the temple when he wants a Donut ever again
He's just gonna get fatter
>>92921809
>Ronaldo is going to solve the mystery arc and receive magical powers
ARE YOU READY GENTLEMEN
>>92921824
Lars will still be dead if it wasn't for Greg banging Steven's mom.
Granted he wouldn't be on Homeworld at all and still dead because the cluster would've emerged but still.
>>92921794
>>92921798
humans come and go at the blink of an eye from a gem's perspective.
When Steven came along, they had to slow the fuck down and actually look more closely at their surroundings.
I suppose you won't take "kid's show logic" as an acceptable excuse.
>>92921708
>Rebecca designed Peridot and Jasper at the same time during the same weekend that the first episode aired for the first time
Jaspidot confirmed
>>92921612
His rightful home is with the gems.
>>92921784
i can see the One Piece influences, but its more subtle
the Diamonds are like the four emperors and the CGs are like Luffy's crew that adds more people as it goes on
And the structure of early S1 kinda reminded me of the mini-bosses of East Blue
i dunno there's a lot of conclusions you could draw
>>92921381
nice try Sugar
>been listening to rips of the soundcloud stuff for literally years now at this point
>official soundtrack announced, oh boy hype time
>it's only the vocal songs, the instrumental stuff might not get released anymore, and the mastering is echo-y and super weird
I've gotta say, being disappointed in this is the last thing I would have expected. Do the itunes and google play versions sound off too or is it just spotify?
sexualadventures of Bara Steven and Connie when?
>>92921792
Huh
Felt like she had more than that
She did sing in some of the other songs in Mister Greg though
And she had that whole part in the full theme song
And when there's a group song she tends to have the biggest part to
So my point still stands
Garnets only had 1 song to herself
Here comes a thought was a duet
>Lars is sweet enough to leave a fresh baked donut chilling at his tree every morning, just as it comes out of the oven
Pearl >>>>>>> Peridot
>>92921857
Rebecca's brother created the Snack Sushi recipe.
>>92921828
I know, but we need a BETTER one.
>>92921798
Rose didn't even know what a baby was, and she actually did fuck humans. The gems don't really care to learn about human stuff so they remain ignorant about it.
>>92921459
>letting someone else influence how you feel about about certain characters
You only have yourself to blame.
>>92921873
what if they switched?
>>92921816
I don't even fucking care. Let them come, with their slings and arrows. None shall deter me from enjoying a happy Ruby wearing clothes that are way too big for her.
>>92921864
Pass. What about the sexual adventures of bear Steven and immortal twink Lars?
>>92921878
>Better
>Kangz Jokes
>Everyone that makes a Poll is too autistic to just leave it at names without jokes or (extra info)
Try again
>>92921867
Strong in the Real Way and Do It For Her are duets as well.
>>92921856
Well yeah, but Pearl knows what a knight is. That and she's also familiar with knighthood, several sword fighting styles, random bits of knowledge.
I just figured at SOME point reproduction would be something they'd find out about before Greg showed up.
>>92921822
I don't think we've ever seen Steven act coldly towards someone who's receptive of his feelings/comfort, which Lapis has generally been.
That'd be a first, or Lapis is gonna do something that betrays Steven's trust.
>>92921708
Is Rebecca into Zach?
>>92921863
You do know that you can preview the tracks on Apple Store version by clicking on them, right?
Also, it's labeled as Volume 1 so a Volume 2 with instrumental tracks is a possibility.
>>92921233
I second this request
>>92921863
i dunno about the official soundtrack, but i'm HARDCORE triggered that instrumentals are going away.
If we don't get any instrumental tracks from these past two bombs (especially Aqua's theme and the song at the end of 'I Am My Mom') i'll be super pissed
>>92921833
It all goes right to his belly anyways.
>>92921859
Oh okay. I have seen Sugar draw SU cast as the main cast of OP.
>>92921797
Cunny*
>>92921520
Boring
>>92921864
>>92921784
Incessant crying in emotional moments.
Those huge tears Steven cries around BD, that's OP as fuck.
Oda has those same hyper-emoting crying faces and huge tears.
Does anyone know where Pearl's remix is?
>>92921873
Why not both?
>>92921879
>I want to protect earth and humans and not learn shit about them
That sounds like Rose. From what we saw, she saw the humans as "cute" like pets. Not as evil as the Diamonds but still patronizing in a way.
>>92921798
They didn't know what human kindergartens are, after 5000 years.
>>92921960
pedophiles need to be euthanized
>>92921785
Would Ronaldo end up being Stevens Judas though? I mean if lars is his Lazarus someone's gotta be his Judas and I feel like Ronaldo would be the one to betray him
Remember he was the villain in Garnets Universe
>>92921979
Because Pearl has a hierarchy complex. Can't be equal with people.
>>92921718
I wish more people watched Utena to see how it influenced SU
>>92921784
>>92921924
oh, like with Steven's case? Rose said it took forever for her to understand that a baby was the same species as adult humans. So presumably the gems had a basic understanding that babies are tiny humans.
Rose probably fucked other humans before Greg, and maybe Amethyst too? Not a lot of people witness pregnant women dying at birth, and the concept of Rose permanently shapeshifting or reforming as Steven was weird as fuck, in human standards as well.
>>92921991
that'd be pretty fucked if he did that, but shit, maybe he will
>>92921997
But she's equal in my heart.
>>92922005
JASPER THE DISASTER AND HER HIPPO ASS TEETH
>>92921991
Pearl is, she's WD's sleeper agent
>>92922004
Utena is depressing and dark as fuck and I wouldn't wish it on anyone
>>92921979
There is only place for one
How do you think Steven and the gems will react when they come to homeworld and find Lars is being forced to learn to be a Pearl.
>>92921837
Next Episode:
>Steven is walking around Beach City to tell The Cool Kids and Sadie about what happened to Lars
>Bumps into Ronaldo
>Steven! Everyone said you went into space! Did you go to an alien planet? Did you finally meet the great and powerful DIAMOND LEADERS!?
>Uhh, Sorry Ronaldo. I don't have much time. I gotta go tell Lars's friends that he's still trapped in space.
>AND IS IT TRUE THAT ONE OF THE DIAMONDS PERISHED????
>What? How do you know about... pink diamond?
>It's so obvious! When I went into your sky arena, I saw the Diamond logo, and guess which one had a crack in it?
>*Pulls out pic related from his wallet*
>I've got all the evidence right here!
>Huh, that is a little strange, but I think I'm gonna need a lot more evidence than that to convince the other Diamonds.
>I've got loads of more evidence. Don't you read my blog??
A bunch of stupid shit later, Ronaldo ends up joining the Crystal Gems for real. At homeworld, he kills himself and recieves pink powers from Steven.
>>92922032
They'll probably go full on Fist of The North Star on his asshole.
>>92921988
But that's kind of me point, why DONT they know? I never really got the "gems can't human" trope this show goes for some times. They're a highly advanced race of meta-rock people who've been around probably forever, possibly before humans, I just think it's weird that, even if they didnt care, they didn't pick up on anything. Garnet can't even pick up on basic fucking social cues. Or for a more recent example the "mydad" thing. You'd think Aquamarine or even Peri (who she got the info from) would go "that's not a human name" or even know what the concept of a Father is. I mean, the Diamonds refer to each other as sisters right? They should understand that concept.
>>92921936
Good point. It's still weird though, stronger than you is fine, but then giant woman sounds like it was recorded in an auditorium.
>>92921939
>i dunno about the official soundtrack, but i'm HARDCORE triggered that instrumentals are going away.
Yep. a lot of those are my absolute jams, having stuff pop up on the soundcloud a week after the episode was always fun.
>>92922032
>Lars does recon by blending in as a Pearl
Money. In my hand. Now.
>>92921857
>>92921875
That's disgusting, did anybody actually try it irl?
>>92921784
>>92922032
Pearl would be furious that's for sure.
Im fact I'm excited to see Pearl met Rhodonite and Fluorite cause they're part pearl.
>>92922054
forgot the pic
>>92921990
you need to be euthanized
>>92920876
I knew the new gems looked familiar
>>92922032
this is my fetish
>>92922032
>Lars
>As Pearl
>Does better job
Only if its pure sass
>>92920783
heels dont touch the ground senpai.
>>92921905
If I was autistic, I would be complaining that a poll about a cartoon not being serious
>>92921806
Jasper can make comedy gold. I'm still betting she'll shit all over Camp Pining Hearts but treats Crying Breakfast Friends as serious business.
>>92921990
why such peaceful death?
>>92921837
surely Ronaldo's gonna play an important role in SOME important arc, right?
Why else would they leave him out of this arc completely?
>>92922009
Yeah, you got me there. Even Word of God said that Rose had to Shapeshift a womb for Steven to be born, so maybe it's a form of selective breeding.
But doesn't that prove, she and the other CG knows what sex is, even if she can't understand "baby"? I mean hell, they understand love and (in pearl and garnet's case) physical attraction
>>92922004
Anthy was grating to watch but Utena herself? Damn. I like that Pearl is influenced by her.
>>92922025
It's bittersweet and empowering in a way. Very influential on SU
>>92921873
It's hilarious that you think that.
Which of the Homeworld three has the most moving charcter arc?
>>92921356
Eh
>>92922113
Ronaldo's gonna sweep Sadie off her feet now that Lars is gone.
>>92922099
wait til Connie teaches her to read
MAKE STEVEN AND LARS FUCK!!!
>>92922143
Peridot because the other two don't have arcs.
>>92922099
Jasper is not for memebarn kys
>>92921233
>>92921938
On it
>>92921873
Pearl is shit
How come it feels like the impact of Steven's inner turmoil has lessened significantly? I don't even feel bad for him anymore at this point.
>>92922097
>They act like they want results
>They do things that actually counters getting real results
>>92922165
Steven watches CBF tardkys
>>92922143
not even closeand it is only half way done
BEST
>>92922012
I mean if lars va voiced the fox who ended up being the good guy and now lars is actually a hero now
I could see Garnets Universe as foreshadowing about this
>>92922165
You first, jascuck
>>92922146
Good! Lars has a harem now!!!
>>92922146
Ronaldo's gonna start spreading conspiracy theories that Lars is dead.
Lars comes home after being dead, of course.
>>92922130
It's fact
>>92922176
Because Steven himself seems to have gotten over it. If he doesn't give a shit anymore, why should we?
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>>92922187
*it's all the way done
>>92922154
Never.
>>92922063
>Good point. It's still weird though, stronger than you is fine, but then giant woman sounds like it was recorded in an auditorium.
>but then giant woman sounds like it was recorded in an auditorium
That's probably due to the ukelele.
>Yep. a lot of those are my absolute jams, having stuff pop up on the soundcloud a week after the episode was always fun.
To be fair Aivi and Surasshu did slow down after a while, the last SU song (that wasn't a remix) they uploaded to their Soundcloud was "Storm in the Room" and then before that it was "What's the Use of Feeling (Blue)?".
>>92922168
Thanks anon.
>>92922217
Your poll sucks shit.
>>92922176
because heand every other charactercries every 5 fucking seconds. They do it too much.
>>92922143
Jasperdemptionseason6 will be the best arc of the entire show
>>92922054
Can he just kill himself minus the pink powers part?
>>92922217
Why am i not surprised at the outcome of this
>>92922184
I'm sorry, I dont speak gibberish, what do you mean? In english, if possible.
>>92922239
This meme will eternally be the worst of this entire fandom.
>>92922176
I still like his relationship with others. But I've never liked characters who are unfailingly nice and open. Steven used to feel more like a realistic boy in the earlier seasons and that's gone away too.
>>92922061
>the Diamonds refer to each other as sisters right?
Do they? I don't recall that at all.
>>92922005
That can't be coincidence.
>SvtFoE AKA Ship-Wars the Show is getting a movie
I want an SU movie damnit
>>92922217
kys we already had a real poll
>>92922146
Ronaldo was the true villain of the series all along
>>92922245
I wish
>>92922257
They don't, he's just pulling that shit out of his ass because retards here refers to them as such.
>>92922255
Jasperdemptionseason6 was memed into reality, which makes it the best ex-meme in this fanbase's history
Guys next episode title confirmed "The War"
I'm bored
Which gem should I make this into?
>>92922265
The movie thats coming out this month? They confirmed its the first 4 episodes stitched together.
with that logic,wanted is the SU movie
>>92922176
he's basically a Mary Sue now - always right about everything, has a million OP powers, gets away with doing shitty things, etc
>>92922265
Seriously?
>>92922290
>Onion and the Autism Gang play a game of war in your new favorite location
>>92922265
Is it a theatrical movie or a DTV movie?
Because if it's the latter, then why should we care?
>>92922257
I could've sword BD called PD her sister, but I may be remembering that wrong.
>>92922292
>>92922290
With titles such as Hit the diamond and gem harvest I don't have any hope that this is going to be a flashback episode
>>92922292
Garnet
>>92922292
>Which gem should I make this into?
a pearl
>>92920876
Why does it fit so well
Can someone draw her like a roasted pig kinda thing, but instead, she's an Ube Roll?
>>92922292
Such a bratty expression can only fit Aqua.
>>92922253
If the anon running the poll says they want to make a better poll, and acts like they want to know what people really think, when they put joke answers on the Poll it automatically makes the joke answer suck up votes that would otherwise be useful.
It's why Murdercock is on top.
>>92922292
Pearl.
She is always thirsty.
>>92922292
>Cat mouth
Peridot, obviously
>>92922292
Pearl or Amy
>>92922316
The Diamonds being sisters is a #su critical meme so they can whine about BD and YD embracing as being #incest
>>92922089
'pearl' just means 'bitch', huh
>>92922176
His inner turmoil consists of:
Bismuth
Jasper
Eyeball
Rose
Bismuth has become relevant again, since she'd be useful in telling us the origin of the sword, if the CG are willing to release her and make peace. The validity of Pink Diamond's death has been questioned, so that's something Steven can use to convince Jasper, after he heals her corruption. Eyeball is safe and sound, along with the rest of the Rubies, presumably. We learned more about Rose, and now there's more to uncover.
So yeah, he's moving on, and I'm glad. S4 was the low point for Steven's morale, and to also give some development to some more townies. I'm afraid we still have a few more townies that haven't had the spotlight yet, but hopefully those will be more interesting.
>>92922338
That looks lewd
>>92921025
Spotify and Google Play are both 320 kbps.and use lossy compression
So I don't think a lossless version of the soundtrack is available.at the moment.
hi veryone! i just finished watching stevie universe and would like to ask what is your favourite gem?
mine is garbage
Paddy is just happy and clueless about everything, They'll never be a thing and Lars will forever be Sadie's.
feels bad man
>>92922387
Obviously, but which one is it?
>>92922265
we just got one. Star Vs. Movie is like 4 (half hour) episodes in a row. So it's about the same length as Adventure Time's 8-episode story arcs.
>>92922391
Makes you wonder how she even escaped being shattered in the first place.
>>92922387
mine too
>>92922382
Ah. If that's the case we'll have to hope that this sells well, Sugar DID say that a physical release is possible if digital sales are good.
And I'm not sure if this means anything to CN.
>>92922267
Confirmed happenin
>>92922391
She's so happy to be held by him
>>92922193
*bulimic
>>92922391
DONT SAY THAT. Just give Lars some time to think about Paddy.
>>92922426
sorry, i meant garner
>>92922387
Lars has been best gem since day -1
>>92922365
Diamonds can be sisters and still fuck each other. These are giant alien warlords, they don't abide by our society's rules
Post chinese dubbed songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onwo21jsGcg
>>92922442
Harmonic Malachite best fusion
>>92922444
>She's so happy
Yh anon shes retarded retards are always happy.
>>92922387
Mine is Leg
>>92922437
it's up to rank 3, apparently
>>92921222
Probably just pissed off and throwing a tantrum.
>>92922474
You've been a retard just as long.
Just a reminder. Pearl lost,Rose chose to be with Greg and loved him more than her. They had a child together and now Pearl has to raise that Child.
I hope Pearl stays very upset forever.
>>92922510
>likability is everything when it comes to character appreciation
fuck off
>>92922478
Pearl sounds right Chinese.
Connie... does... not.
>>92921439
Good work, anon!
>>92922454
Who knows maybe his new found love with paddy can make Lars a better person.
>>92922265
>>92922308
>>92922314
It's just the first 4 episodes of the next season stitched together, but being advertised as a movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OLM5iamWLQ
>>92921617
> Constant fighting means you love each other
> This is literally what Lapidots believe
One day they'll wind up in a shit relationship and I'll be laughing
>>92922561
>with paddy can make Lars a better person.
Steven already did that.
So socially are the crystal gems a family or close friends?
THEORY TIME GUYS
So we know that PD was apparently killed right after stepping out of her palanquin right?
Consider the following then:
what if Rose and Pearl BOTH went there for peace talks or a truce? But Pink Diamond went on the offensive and at that moment Pearl jumped in front of Rose, grabbed her sword and pierced PD right through the gem?
Eyeball was probably standing from behind and only saw Rose's back and Pearl's sword extended!
Can we just take a moment to think about the fact that we now know Lion's origin and what he really is...
BUT WE STILL HAVEN'T OPENED THE FUCKING CHEST
>>92922612
They're fake friends, the gems still hate Steven for existing.
>>92922612
Family
>>92922621
that theory is shit and you should feel like shit
>>92922503
Really? That's a shock.
If CN doesn't release a volume with the instrumental tracks from the show along with a physical release, then they're just plain stupid.
>>92922630
They dont hate Steven, Garnet is already over Rose dying and cares for Steven out of an oath to Rose but its also shown she genuinely cares about Steven. Pearl is a slave she is probably programmed to always seek her owner even if they died no matter what. Amy loves Steven as well.
I would consider Garnet and Pearl to be moms and Amy to be an older sister.
>>92922621
It makes sense and it wouldn't pain pearl as shit for going shapeshifted as Rose
but I still think it's a diamond conspiracy
>>92922625
it's another Rose Quartz gem
dun dun dun
Sex with Gems: Homeworld Edition
>Yellow Diamond
She's the top and what she says goes. There is no penetration on your part. Pure femdom. May kill you when she gets bored of you
>Blue Diamond
Submissive but explorative in bed. You will have to guide her, but she's willing to learn and, as you soon find out, a bit too eager. Into facesitting.
>Yellow Pearl
Still femdom, but much, MUCH lighter than YD. She's condescending, but knows less than she's like to admit. With finesse and a bit of lying you can run her while she thinks she's running you. Will laugh at your penis.
>Blue Pearl
Mostly silent, but very sensual. Not very aggressive in bed and prefers to cuddle before and after. Isn't very adventurous but will gladly allow you to finish, no matter how long it may take
>Rubies
Incredibly naive and stupid, easy to trick. All 5 will constantly fight to see who can make you cum the most and the fastest. Except Navy. Navy will lie to you saying she'll let you cum, but she doesn't.
>Skinny Jasper
Really into public sex, doesn't really care about her surroundings or who's watching or whether or not she even cums. Very chill. The kind of person who'll give you a handjob, just because you're horny even when she's not.
>Blue Agate
Into BDSM on HER side. Will let you whip her, spank her, choke her, and she keeps upping the ante. You worry that sometimes you go to far. As far as she's concerned, you're not going far enough.
>The Amethysts
Into gangbangs, DVDA, group sex, so long as they're together. One would blow you will getting eaten out by another, etc, etc.
>>92922621
That's a really boring theory. Not much worse than most of them though, I guess.
>>92922292
Rutile
>>92922674
Nah, they'll probably make it some stupid gay shit.
>Steven opens the chest
>it's empty
>Garnet: There was something in there after all: it was love.
>>92922625
Bismuth was a pretty big deal, but not important enough to be double locked away in the chest
>>92922682
18 minutes. It took 18 minutes for somebody to name one of the latest meme gems. Not bad
>>92921797
CREAMY CURRY CUNNY
>>92922437
>Sugar DID say that a physical release is possible
Source?
>>92922621
That might explain Ruby, but what happened to the rest of her entourage
>>92922387
Mine is a meme
>>92922700
>the real treasure were the friends you made along the way! haha
>>92922481
>all of normal malachite's curves are from jasper
>>92922702
What, faggot? I can see Fluorite and Paddy being 'memes' but Rutile is the most straightforward of them.
>>92922525
This is why you're a retard.
>>92922679
What is dvdA?
>>92922612
Family. Gem Harvest made sure we were aware of that.
>>92921797
I prefer the original
>YD says PD's entourage seen the whole thing
>Never brings one in to describe what they saw
hmm...
I'm thinking about watching Season 1B again to see if it's as great as I think it was. There was some good buildup in those episodes
>>92922778
>Double Vaginal Double Anal
Some people refer to it as "Dick, vagina, dick, ass" but that's wrong.
>>92922602
Nah.
>>92922829
Kill yourself, lapidirt
>>92922808
We should do a /sug/ rewatch! Might as well seeing as we'll be waiting for new episodes anyway
>>92922625
Pink Diamond's Pearl
>>92922700
funny because it's ridiculous
sad because it's possible
>>92922779
I wonder if given enough time can you love your friends as deeply as your family members?
I mean shit I dont even see my cousins yet I find it hard to imagine killing them.
>>92922780
her mom is shit
>>92922700
Oh my god, I don't want that to happen but it sounds like the stupid shit this show would pull.
>>92922700
hahaha
>>92922801
Holy shit, what if... what if.... hear me out here, guys... what if... now stick with me... what if... you following... what if.. yellow... you still with me.... what if... yellow diamond... and this is the part where it gets interesting... what if... yellow diamond shattered... wait for it... yellow diamond shattered pink... here comes the good part.... what if... yellow diamond shattered... pink diamond
>>92922780
>>92921176
Lars and Steven tongue-kissing
I may just be remembering it incorrectly, but it feels like there's been a massively tonal shift since Season 1. There was this kind of creepy, mystical vibe about 1. That feels decidedly less so now
>>92922273
I only accept answers from adults kiddo
>>92922859
>Her mom is the shit
ftfy
>>92922839
/sug/ isn't very reliable for this kind of stuff. Maybe when the finale season has been announced
>>92922700
>One Piece as the journey to get here
>>92922875
tl;dr
>>92922780
I don't understand the lust for Connie's mom.
>>92922345
Anon, the poll is perfect the way it is, didnt Off-Color teach you anything?
I need to draw more of this long nose, shes pretty fun to draw.
>>92922894
no. it's a middle aged cow
This review sure does miss the point of building a mystery. Why don't we get all the answers now?!?!?!
http://sun.derpynews.com/39467-2/
>>92922892
i'm rewatching S1 and you're right. RIP mystical gems and uncomfortable, suspenseful atmosphere
>>92922679
I love that Holly Blue is canonically the biggest sub even though she has dominatrix boots and her weapon is a whip. What a terrible agate.
Was she taking the piss or generally surprised?
>>92922922
Sorry you can't appreciate perfection, pedo.
>>92922925
>uncomfortable, suspenseful atmosphere
What was 'Wanted'?
>>92922875
That Juandiced bitch will pay.
>>92922894
poo in loo
>>92922605
No, Steven only showed him the light. Paddy will make him a better person over time and he will learn to have patience and understanding with her. Steven can't just heal someones personality just like that. that shit takes time. He just nudged him in the write direction.
>>92922700
I would die of laughter.
>>92922918
Yeah, but why would I need to make slowpis jokes at a time like this?
>>92922892
That's what happens when you get the truth (the Gems are aliens etc. etc.) and Steven becomes a bit cynical so the tone reflects it. You can't have the mysterious tone throughout the whole series.
PADDY WALKS INTO A BAR...
>>92922916
cause she's a hot MILF
>>92922968
I would die...
OF SADNESS
>>92922935
She's retarded, I'd figure her crying over someone dying for 5000 years straight would make it easy enough to tell.
>>92922916
Understandable, only a select few can be patricians.
>>92922769
Not that anon, but her va is a living meme.
>>92922925
I think a lot of that is due to the fact we know so much more now? I will admit the first time we saw the Kindergarten was so fucking cool
>>92922924
Yeah I read that shit. While I usually thing that they make good points during their reviews, I think they missed the point of "mystery" entirely.
>>92921076
Bloodstone concept - tiny gems in blood instead of one big gem
Healing Tears - possibly tiny gems to repair cracked gems (Maybe the robonoid goop is related too)
It might be completely off, but maybe they are related into making pink zombies. If so, then Lars is technically a male gem or just a byproduct.
>>92922946
Not even close to recapturing that feeling.
>>92922994
The Homeworld one gave me the same reaction as seeing Amy's kindergarten for the first time. Shit was nuts
>>92921249
Do you guys think Steven and Lars might still fuse in the future? I was a little disappointed it didnt happen
Also
“What is happening? They’re fusing!... They're fusing right?”
I feel like this part was the crew teasing their fusion
this picture is insulting.not bad though
>>92923001
I was kinda surprised since they're usually on point with episode analysis's. A/V Club seems to know what they're talking about and not just because it's a positive, glowing review.
>>92923026
Fusions are for females only.
>>92923037
your pic for ants isindeed insulting
>>92922833
More? Okay.
>>92922943
>perfection
she's shit. she's of those women close to her 50s that act like obnoxious always nervous old ladies already, and physically she's average in every way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHsCuNYiKdE
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>92922970
I predict someone is going to tell me my poll is ass.
>>92921708
>writes for estelle
>writes better song for deedee and more often
becky you gotta stop lying just to appeal to the nigger crowd, its not working
It's a me...
>>92923044
That's not true, Jasper could fuse.
>>92923026
Shit I didnt mean to respond to that post
>>92923043
AV Club is an extension of Tumblr and therefore shit
>>92922958
Wrong.
>>92923054
Seamless, Anon.
>>92923052
Kys Vox
My theory of why Lars has a Star on his collar
He's not going to become a Crystal Gem. When he gets home, he's just going to want to lay down in his room and relax.
He uncontrollably starts making portals all over his room. Then, he runs to Steven and the CGs for help to control his powers.
>>92923037
I agree! Why did you post it here?was the artist insulted by Laddy?
>>92923045
indexer, make it larger then you pussy
>>92922857
Sure. You don't get to choose your family but you can choose your friends. Especially if you share a room with friends I can image this happening much faster.
Personally I've known my best friends for many years and I can't imagine losing them. With each of them there are periods I see and speak less to one of them because of different agenda's etc. but I still have enough faith it will be okay. And indeed it does, because once we're hanging out again everything is back to normal as if we saw each other a day ago.
>>92922829
>>92923050
kill yourself
>>92923052
FUCK OFF VOX
>>92923037
Did they just cuck paddy wtf
>>92922924
This show sucks at mystery. Rose shattering PD was introduced more than a season ago, and we still have barely learned anything about the shattering. Now the show decided to make a "mystery" of who shattered her instead of just letting it be Rose, so we're back at square one. I bet they're going to drag this shit out for another 2 seasons, then give us the most anticlimactic and uninteresting answers possible.
>>92921902
Drawfags and greentextfags don't have the balls even for a super vanilla Stars, so never ever. Unfortunately.
>>92923059
LUIGI WANTS-A THE FLAMETHROWER-A
https://strawpoll.com/9e691ca
https://strawpoll.com/9e691ca
https://strawpoll.com/9e691ca
JUST BECAUSE THE ANSWERS ARE WRITEN JOKINGLY, ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
>>92922921
God that's cute
>>92922946
I agree - it's the exception to the rule.
Wanted was very good and introduced heavy emotional conflicts and tension without rushing to resolve them or paper over it with platitudes at the end of the episode. Other standalone episodes were also good and had a good atmosphere. I'm just talking in terms of overall show trajectory.
>>92923104
IMPOSSIBLE
>>92922946
leaks definitely ruin this for people
Though the constant threat of monsters invading Beach City or some gem object going awry was pretty neat. I hope we go back to that now that most if not all the pressure from HW is gone for the time being
>>92923105
So the show sucks at mystery, but you want it to be the obvious answer.
OK.
>>92923081
>I agree! Why did you post it here?
I believe this is the steven universe general
>>92922980
>but i ended their dog were away up fucking while the two at work
>>92923052
Go back to the south, you fucking slave.
>>92923123
No. I'll answer jokingly.
By not answering.
I Wish Rebecca would've done more with the creepy aspect of SU desu
I've never played Ace Attorney and I feel like I don't belong now that everyone is making The Trail/Ace Attorney memes.
Anyone else have a similar experience?
>>92923059
wh
why
>>92923037
I dislike the colors, but anything lars/sadie is generally cute.
What if Pink Diamond was shattered by White Diamond, and Rose was an accomplice?
White Diamond used her shapeshifting powers to become tiny and hide in Rose's cleavage.
Pearl, who belonged to White Diamond and was undercover as a gift to Pink Diamond shouted to stop the palanquin, and Pink stopped and stepped out.
Rose ran at her, and White Diamond shapeshifted into an arm and shattered Pink Diamond using her own sword, made to be an exact replica of Rose's sword, but able to shatter gems.
None of Pink Diamond's Sapphires warned her because her Sapphires were all Padparadschas, a Gem made to be completely useless, but look like Sapphires. Solely for the purpose of making PD let her guard down.
>>92923137
That Sadie is too skinny. It's fat shaming.!!!!!
>>92923052
Wasn't he begging for attention on twitter the past few days? Yet he has the time to make a new video. Was he putting up a false image or are his videos that piss easy to shit out?
>>92923140
>not knowing how to read left to right
>>92923101
You sure love lapidot, don't you anon?
>>92922710
IIRC it was in one of the more recent interviews.
>>92923151
You can thank Peridot for making the show about memes and Tumblr pandering
>>92923160
i agree + the colours work nice in that pic. off-palette for magical portal shenanigans.
>>92920928
There are some pretty short women out there man. I know a handful that are barely 4' tall.
>>92922892
Of course.
But that had to happen.
1st was all about setting up a nice, friendly world and then having threat creep in.
Shit isn't whimsical and strange, anymore. Since Steven learned so much, dug so deep into who they are, what it all means and why he must become the leader now, it's much more sober now. Much more informed and combat-hardened.
SU S05 is a political drama with fantasy adventure elements.
You cannot indefinitely be creepy, really. You very quickly need to release that tension or it fizzles out and goes nowhere.
And the more you know, the less you can be afraid.
Steven has grown up, learned much and encountered the greatest imaginable threats. There is no creeping him out with foreboding anymore.
>>92923052
Any brave soul willing to expose themselves to his cancer? I wonder how clumsy he's going to express himself again about this unforgiving situation he caused, without giving him any views.
>>92923154
you get the gist of the game, right?
>>92922679
no zircons?
>>92923222
good analysis desu
>>92923227
Uhh, you're an attorney? And you roast the shit out of people in court? And there's a really memorable soundtrack?
>>92923175
IDK, and Lars it totally a canon trans boy now
>>92923147
Oof, that hurt more thab watching a barn buddies episode
>>92923154
This isn't your feelgood echochamber.
>>92923237
Nice try Autistvox
>>92923154
no because if all you know about law is that shitty game then thats pretty pathetic
>>92923134
How is it the "obvious answer" to expect it to be the person Eyeball and everyone else says shattered PD? Rose took credit for it, Pearl and Garnet think she did, etc. It HAS to be Rose or someone shapeshifted as her. They're already taking forever to answer questions about the circumstances, I don't want them to take forever regarding who did it too.
Plus it's annoying as hell that Steven spent the last season constantly fretting over Rose getting her hands dirty, and now we find out it may not have been her after all.
>>92923151
people talking past tense confuses the fuck out of me.
Do that with WoY, GF, SJ, etc.
And why can't you niggers just make fanfic or look at one of the many creepy SU fanart made.
>>92923248
SHIT
>>92923270
uh shit that was meant for the post above
>>92923215
THIS is a good analysis desu
>>92923282
Whats with the aggro?
What if the entirety of the show was now set in the barn?
Every character lives in the barn and every setting is just a small portion of the barn.
Also the barn doesn't get bigger, everyone just gets really small.
>>92923052
Not watching that shit. That would give him views and thats exactly what he wants.
Looking back, it makes total sense why it took them this long to notice the crystal gems and Steven. Homeworld is huge and bureaucratic as hell
>>92923325
Homeworld is just a barn in another county. The possibilities are ENDLESS!!!
>>92923210
How... revolting.
Steven knows he's going to need to get answers out of Pearl, but he's not going to be able to directly ask her.
>Hey Pearl, wanna fuse?
>*gay fusion shit happens*
>Rainbow Quartz is a fat, disgusting piece of shit.
>She's acting really strange and surprised, but suddenly, she stands up.
>"I'm sorry I have to do this Pearl. It's for the best."
>Rainbow Quartz activates the video hologram from Pearl's gem and plays every single memory related to Pink Diamond's shattering.
>Pearl has some serious PTSD now
>>92923052
No one in his comment section cares. That pretty disappointing.
All of this speculation on who killed PD will lead to inevitable dissapointment,no matter who did it.
>>92923306
Kek alright you've redeemed yourself. In fact your little error did make me read an actual good analysis now.
>>92922061
>Or for a more recent example the "mydad" thing. You'd think Aquamarine or even Peri (who she got the info from) would go "that's not a human name"
This is such a dumbass complaint. They don't HAVE a concept of names, just types. She thought 'My Dads' were a type of human and Aquamarine wouldn't give a shit if the name had a pronoun in it. 'Probably some dumb human custom or whatever, Topaz how many are left I'm already sick of this place'
>>92923037
>He's gonna outlive Sadie
Rev up those tragic stories
I was hoping there'd a more elaborate resurrection involving roses or one big rose. Too close to Tangled's resurrection, I guess.
>>92923379
If you go in with that mindset then you've already ruined the show for yourself. Just take it as it comes.
What if your favourite gem shapeshifted into the barn?
What if the barn was a gem?
What if Steven fused with a Gem and the fusion was the barn?
What if the Cluster got moved to the barn?
What if Yellow Diamond wanted to destroy Earth because of the barn?
Why is the barn so terrifying?
Do you think Hitler would've put the Jews into a barn if he had one?
>>92923374
>is a fat, disgusting piece of shit.
They'll look similar to the original Rainbow Quartz since Rose was also wide
>>"I'm sorry I have to do this Pearl. It's for the best."
That's not how fusion works. Pearl would unfuse if that happened.
>>92923379
new character introductions are often divisive, but I think the plot is usually pretty good at shaking up the fandom in a good way.
>>92922679
>implying yearl isn't a huge secret sub
>>92923123
What a retarded poll, Yellowtail isn't even an option
>>92923351
blz do not bully
>>92923374
If Pearl could hide her motives during the Sardonyx arc, what makes you think she can't do the same with Rainbow Quartz Two: Electric Boogaloo?
>>92923398
He'll outlive everyone and everything that isn't immortal, so basically he'll live to see beach city crumble into dust and abandonment. Like the lower depths of homeworld.
>>92923427
Well, Steven could do some Malachite shit
>>92923375
Welp it seems you're the brave or maybe I should actually say, slightly retarded soul who dared to get exposed to his shit. What did he say about his "little" situation? Did he came up with dumb excuses again and blaming others mostly? Or something else completely retarded?
It seems like forehead gems are more analytical and intellectual, while also being giant spergs. Should be interesting to see WD
>>92923427
>They'll look similar to the original Rainbow Quartz since Rose was also wide
I dunno, man. Rose was also really tall. I'm afraid we're more likely to get a flabby shortstack Rainbow Quartz with Steven in the mix.
>>92923154
I feel like that when everyone here starts talking about anime references
>>92921590
This is in need of an update... And a spell check.
>>92923487
Same.
Garnet is a fusion, what a turnabout of events!
Is there actually any confirmation that the next episode is The war and it's gonna be a flashback?
>>92923510
She should have been shattered
>>92923477
It'll be as thicc as original Rainbow Quartz but shorter.
You all should play Ace Attorney. It's really good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_TIs5-7aTo&ab_channel=BrawlBRSTMs3X
>>92923512
I thought the band was the rumored next episode?
>>92923424
>tfw can't shape-shift in her bubble
>pretty sure the barn is White Diamond
>probably needs Lapis and Peridot for that to happen
>I hope it squashes the Lapidot shits
>The barn is White D so that's already what she wants to do
>It uproots the good and only leaves memes and shit
>the jews are the barn
>>92923512
Nope.
>>92923532
So like Amethyst, best-case scenario.
>>92923512
The next episode is apparently called The Band. That could mean anything, but I do think the special 20min episode this season will be focused on important stuff.
Just watch the Ace Attorney movie, it's kino
>>92923533
what's the best way to play it?
what's the best way to play it other than the DS releases?
>>92923510
Fill this out:
_____ killed Pink Diamond!
>>92923374
It doesn't have to be fusion.
>"You guys are never gonna believe it! I think Mom might be innocent!"
>Garnet and Pearl exchange a look.
Later...
>Steven is sleeping, but is woken up by a weird noise.
>He realizes Pearl's door is opened.
>He gets up and walks into it.
>Pearl is sitting alone, crying and watching her memories play on that weird hologram projector.
>Steven learns the REAL real truth about PD.
>>92923561
You can get the DS games as a collection nowadays. I think 3DS has them available for download. You can get AA5+6 digital on 3DS too.
No idea about AA4 unfortunately.
>>92923567
Ur mum
>>92923052
>>92923567
Rose Quartz killed Pink Diamond!
>>92923597
>You can get the DS games as a collection nowadays. I think 3DS has them available for download.
Amazing, thank you.
>>92923466
Nothing. He or his comments don't mention anything. It's like it never happened.
Did they ever release the Beta Kindergarten theme?
>>92923567
I killed Pink Diamond
>>92923587
That'd make a good episode.
Steven: Pearl!
Pearl turns around looks at Steven with horror in her eyes. Then she starts running the fuck away and Steven chases her through the temple.
The title of the episode would be like "Temple Chase" or some shit.
>>92923427
I dunno, both malachite and sugilite were able to overcome their gems
>>92923648
Rose's Scabbard 2.0? Hmm. Not sure about that.
>>92923648
Temple Run?
>>92923587
Instead of just Pearl projecting what actually happened, she falls asleep one time and that's what she dreams about. The threads would be filled with speculation if that's what actually happene or not since it's just a dream.
>>92923423
Honestly i dont care who did it but im sure people here will be mad if it wasnt pearl
>>92923643
The pen is mightier then the S W O R D.
>>92923553
>>92923557
Why are some people still believing this is an actual episode? For crying outloud the source was fucking imdb and some other vague cartoon website.
Btw now that I remember, what was that website called again which spoiled the titles of the upcoming shorts and Jasper's corruption + Smoky Quartz last year?
>>92923334
Just download the video and watch it somewhere else if you care about it but don't want to support him.
>>92923600
>>92923673
I like this version the best. There'd be some serious mystery to its credibility
>>92923681
The Band is probably a special too.Maybe thats what they call the OCS.
>>92923625
What a coward.
>>92923681
I thought misseps leaked those arc titles
I think the War is going to be the 22 minute special
>>92923721
They did say specialS in the preview for S5. Probably just means more bombs though.
wheres the profo that le war exists
>>92923751
Zap2it put it up, and they're always right about episode titles
>>92923721
THE CRYSTAL BAND
Why are all the Wanted episodes listed as season 4?
Goodbye everyone
>>92923777
wow cool
>>92923608
Fucking kek
>>92923567
>>92920793
Pink Diamond killed Pink Diamond.
It being a suicide just makes the most sense to me as of now, and seems like a mature plot point Rebecca might want to include in her show rather than murder.
Pink Diamond probably couldn't handle the guilt as to what they were doing and killed herself in hopes for a better future. Yellow probably knows she killed herself and is probably trying to hide it from Blue to stop her from grieving further as she'll feel guilty as well.
It just also matches along with Rose letting herself die in order to give birth to Steven.
>>92923777
Where? I'm looking for it but no result
>>92923801
because it's actually season 3b
>>92923721
It's still not a credible source, so we should disregard that episode for the time being.
>>92923734
No I remember it being some VA site? Misseps reported about it later. If we find that site again it might spoil some things again soon, since it was around this time of year it happened.
>>92923847
what if she killed herself by giving birth too
season 5 is about steven making friends with another magical boy
Surely, they wouldn't dick us out of episodes for the entire Summer? It's one of their best times to air stuff, and SoS did extremely well. This is almost exactly what they did last year. Aired a bunch of episodes in May, showed nothing in June, and then SoS in July.
>>92923912
I think Save the Light and a bunch of new episodes in July may blow my dick off, anon.
What do you think about this idea /sug/?
>The OCS move to the barn
>lapis and peridot refuse to live with them
>"steven,we have been talking about this but now we are decided.We are moving to empire city! Where dreams come true and the stars are pretty"
>lapis and peridot move there and Greg pays their rent.
>they decide to get jobs and lapis is encouraged to become a singer
>she does super well and peri becomes her manager
>one of her songs is about jasper.
>>92922292
Meh, I got lazy and just did the easiest gem.
>>92923899
Now that's even more dumb.
Although I do wonder if we'll see any gem/human hybrids due to Connie's awkward comment in Are You My Dad, but I think that if we didn't get any spoilers they were trying to push to the viewer a bit that Aquamarine did have a human father until the reveal at least.
>>92923937
Don't think I don't see your James and the Giant Peach reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93WClpkRKc
>>92923899
That magic "boy" would be around 4000 years old
>>92923937
either that or the OCs go to Empire City
Someone's gotta go to Empire City
>>92923937
>Humanized Peridot
Ew. I like Peridot but that looks awful
>>92923971
and he would look like a 8 years old magic boy
If they keep airing stuff in bombs, we'll be through Season 5 pretty quickly
>>92923937
Nah, they move to Jersey and fit right in with all the assholes.
>>92923847
I like all versions. Even the most obvious YD arranged it version.
I just want to see a flashforward of everyone in Beach City and they're all pink
>>92924054
Just imagined Kofi like this and it's too much for my soul to bear
I was thinking, diamonds are huuuuuge so if someone shapeshifted as Rose shattered her, they must have used floating abilities to even reach her gem.
I really don't see how a gem much, much smaller than a diamond can even achieve this without being stopped by guards, without Pink diamond stepping out of the way...
>>92924084
the pinkwashing has gone too far
rise up, my brethren, destroy the gemcist oppressors
>>92924087
It wouldn't be as big of a reach if PD was sitting down when she was stabbed...
I want to see what a Diamond's official entourage looks like.
>>92923937
That's literally the plot of your Webcomic Zuke, fuck off
>>92924087
Pink seems like she might've been the smallest diamond, and her gem is the lowest on anyone
Ok Anon, just as I told you.
Post the pic.
>>92924166
here it is
>>92923567
Master Xehanort killed Pink Diamond!
>>92924166
What if pearl's hair changed to pink after rose revived her shattered gem?
Gems should fuse
>>92924166
np senpai
>>92924195
I thought Master Tronahex turned back time and unleashed the Noeyes on the Butterhammies.
>>92924084
Does that include Tumblr's salt and tears?
I predict this happening at some point.
>Lion dies
>Steven goes into Lars's head
>Lion's tree is gone
>Steven replants his tree
>Lion is alive
>>92924218
Can she see the present?
>>92924216
This would not fly with Tumblr. So this was the case.
>>92924216
>that fold
pearl has benis confirmed
>>92923248
Yeah
Trans Necro
>>92924283
you just made me remember the S1 days of Pearl is a Trans Girl
>yfw Lars finds happiness
>>92923887
Found it again
http://www.tcm.com/tcmdb/person/12875701%7C0/Zach-Callison/filmography.html
Doesn't say anything new so far
NEW THREAD WHERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
New thread
>>92924331
>>92924216
Pearl's first form had this shape.
>>92923847
You've never seen Pink Diamond.
You don't know her attitudes on anything.
She could have been a tyrant for all we know.
>>92924310
she makes a prettier guy imo
>>92923802
see you later?