Before you open your mouth, releasing apocalyptic demons that

>>92849781
LOL

Not your best work Ronnie I have to tell you.

>>92849781
The punch line is really good, but I feel the set up is just udder shit

Don't worry Ronnie, she's just being a... baka? Is that the one?

>>92849781
Japanese comedy is the worst

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>>92849826
Some days you just gotta work with the material you get handed.

>>92849781
so is agrias real or what?

He should do that self bonk to the head "tehe" thing, but then get punched on the head by Agrias

>>92849889

Imagine if he called her an "Aho"

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>>92849866
a lot of the humor is derived from familiarity with tsukommi. to punish another for being stupid, this is japan's greatest cruel humor

>>92849921
She's as real as you want her to be.

>>92850048
Why always this Japan?

>>92850048
tsukommi/boke is the FUCKING WORST.

Its the most retarded shit ever, somehow managing to be more artificial and forced than punch & judy.
And they base so much of their humour around this tired-ass concept.

>>92850048
Are they tormenting a retarded person?

>>92850048
>>92850651
I don't get it

>>92850651
It's a more codified name than any american comedy with slapsticks. There's a giver and a receiver. Bugs bunny and Elmer fudd are basically this. Except that Bugs is a "smartass" whent he Japanese version is an actual "voice of wisdom".

>>92851047
They rebooted his childhood franchise for a more modern, wider audience.

>>92849781
I always imagine Ronnie sounding like Jesse Cox when he speaks.
It's probably due to their round shapes

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>>92850651
Japanese humor is honestly very dated. This is coming from a certified weeb. The concept of subtlety does not exist there.
Japanese humor is firmly stuck in the 1940's. Its all very Laurel and Hardy. Meanwhile western humor is so fucking meta and ironic, we find japanese humor to be cringe worthy, even when it isnt lost in translation.

Here is a simple gag
Western
>My neighbor is walking his dog.
>*cue dog physically dragging neighbor.*
>*maybe a funny face from the guy watching, not that it is necessary*

Japan
>my neighbor is walking his dog
>"okay Ching Chong, where are you taking me today?"
>NANIII! THE DOG IS WALKING HIM! B-BAKANA!

it always seemed to me that the Japanese were incapable of understanding humor, unless it was spelled out to them like a retard.

>>92850651
Please, tsukommi/boke routines are fucking high tier compared to the rest of Japanese comedy.

There's the lazy teenage sexual humor, the standard guys pretending to act kind of gay for a cheap laugh in front of a camera jokes, and of course, the comedians who make an entire career out of a single gag like pointing at their crotch or yelling "WHY JAPANESE PEOPLE WHY?".

Japanese comedy is generally garbage. Cromartie High was alright though.

>>92852662
Not just humor , they explain whole plots that even kindergartners can understand

>>92849781
She isn't real, Anon.
Remember when she was blown up twice for drama?

>>92852719
>they explain whole plots that even kindergartners can understand
That's just their equivalent of our laugh track.
At least the Japs spell it out rather than people laughing whether or not they get the joke.

>>92849921
I think she's an amalgamation of several different people ronnie knows.

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>>92853456
No, their equivalent of a laugh track is when they literally spell the joke out in large captions for the viewer so they know what they're supposed find funny.

>>92853553
Yeah, that's what I was getting at.

>>92852662
>it always seemed to me that the Japanese were incapable of understanding humor, unless it was spelled out to them like a retard.
This includes having a picture in picture of another person laughing so that they know when to laugh. Koreans are worse when it comes to this though, they'll repeat the same scene 5 times with giant neon letters and a laugh track to make sure the audience knows when to laugh

>>92849866
moo

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>>92853888

It works in reverse: "American joke" is a Japanese slang term for an incomprehensible, unfunny joke.

>>92849781
Oh no! se became __fat

>>92854082
Pretty sure that holds true for any cultures with different humor.

>>92854195
actually american jokes are very unfunny since racist/gay jokes got banned.

>>92854275
Most of them are unfunny to begin with because most people think that being edgy is a replacement for humor. That said, some can be funny.

>>92852662
I've never understood when I'm reading manga or watching anime why they need one of the character's to state what is quite literally going on when we can see it happening.

Do they even have stand-up comedy in Japan?
Can't image they do with them being such dead fish as an audience, only applauding at set times so as not to be 'rude'.

>>92854082
Are Japanese people just incapable of understanding anything that isn't directly stated at them? Are we to believe they are MCU Drax?

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>>92854082
>american humour
>HEY GUIS DRUMPF XD
>meme culture
>sex, am I right
>this social caste is behaving in a away I don't understand it *uproarious laughter*
It's shit.

>>92854513
you forgot
>mentioning "famous" stars
>something something I'm jew
>bazinga!

>>92854574
I was still laughing 'cause I saw someone write Drumpf on facebook sorry

British humour is top tier.

>>92854513
>>92854574
What about
>I am eat a food
>I am girl
>why are you so fat, husband?
>time to make the s*x!

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>>92854646
I actually like british humor because it's stupid, the IT crowd was fucking good

>>92854709
I read this in Starfire's voice.

>>92854646
Do Japanese people like British humor though.

>>92854933
Is that a question?

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>>92852671
Game Center CX is alright.

>>92855185
Arino is great, I'll give you that, but the spinoff show with his comedy partner is pretty weak.

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>>92849781

>>92852719
>Not just humor , they explain whole plots that even kindergartners can understand
Are they the ones making those "ENDING EXPLAINED" videos all over youtube?
because I can't tell who the fuck would need that shit for anchorman

>>92849781
So, do they fuck?

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>>92854360
>Do they even have stand-up comedy in Japan?
>Can't image they do with them being such dead fish as an audience, only applauding at set times so as not to be 'rude'.

They have sit-down comedy. Dave Barry went to go check it out in the early 90s. It went about as you'd expect.

>>92855850
I'm convinced that Japan's 120 hour study/work weeks have mentally stunted them as a race. Somehow the intense unrelenting pressure has given all of them autism.

>>92855850
Oh wow, this is so surreal. I wish I could tell if this is good or bad comedy, it's hard to tell from the reactions

>>92855850
>Stop pressing! You'll kill the baby!

>>92855998
Japanese culture has always been awkward and autistic but the way late twentieth century switch to their modern business style didn't help

>>92856156
The other big laugh was the baby-into-the-river story, which is part of the two pages missing there from the preview.

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>Japan's best comedy isn't even from Japan

Truly shameful as a culture.

>>92856371
Its a good thing America slapped them down from their wannabe-imperialist inhumans who engage in cannibalism period, being autistic nerds who kill themselves through a retarded work-ethic is much better on the whole.

>>92854767
IT Crowd was by an Irishman. Mostly an Irishman at least

>>92855850
The most recent Phoenix Wright game did an entire case revolving around Rakugo, where the entire joke was that Athena, being a foreigner, couldn't figure out what the hell was supposed to be funny about it. The prosecutor does an entire routine in the middle of a case in an attempt to explain it to her and she just stands there with a "what the fuck am I listening to?" look her face the entire time.

At least Japan seems to be aware of how non-Japanese people feel about it.

>>92854933
I'm guessing no? British humour that isn't surreal tends to be verbal, inherent in the English language. Commonly how understated they could be. Something that might be lost in translation since Japanese and English have very different structures

>>92855307
Thats the joke

>>92854933
Japan has a very, i don't know, sincere form of humor. British, and as a derivative, American humor is steeped in sarcasm, Satire, and is based largely around the concept of trying to see how cleverly you can lie about something while still ensuring the audience can actually see through the lie and get the truth out of it. The humor is derived from how large a gap there is between the lie and the truth. Japan is too genuine in its mannerisms to really appreciate it.
I am naturally an immensely sarcastic person. During the time I spent in Japan a lot of people genuinely thought I was on the spectrum, because I would say what was effectively massively stupid shit in a completely deadpan and serious way. They'd be genuinely surprised when I'd say something actually insightful or meaningful, because it was so out of character for me to actually be sincere. Once the people around me realized that most everything I said or did was bullshit they actually started thinking I was funny.

Japanese writers can be good at situational humor, slapstick, and wacky faces in visual media. Aiki by Isutoshi is genuinely amusing and fun. Some of their game show ideas are creative and we all like their surreal videogames.

But verbal-only humor? Nope. They couldn't write anything a fraction as funny as Terry Pratchett's median work if they practiced for thirty years.

>>92857001
Also Japanese don't have strong swear words only varying levels of politeness, so their impact is pretty much nil. Correct me if I'm wrong though

>>92857020
Unless i am mistaken japs can't into sarcasm either, maybe its why their humor is so different

>>92852662
>wonder if I'd find Japanese comedy funny if I were Japanese or if it's just a lost-in-translation thing
>Cromartie High School has a character & episode explicitly for the author to voice his disgust with most Japanese humor
>"This is so stupid, but if I stop watching now, everyone will say I was too quick to judge and didn't give it a fair chance."
That shit was too real. CHS remains one of the few comedy anime I actually enjoy.

>>92854933
British humour is funny only because its surreal and weird. All the other verbal shit probably depends on the translators and their take on it. Like Germans will probably get British humour faster because of similar language structures while Japanese will need to have a liberal translation for it to work, in which case what separates the original work from adaptation starts to blur especially if its a speech centric work

>>92857275
I thought that was him parodying himself.

>>92857275
Do you recommend watching CHS the only thing I know about it is that Freddie Mercury is there

So that's why my party members in Persona 5 slap each other with fans

>>92856827
Irish and British humour are basically the same

>>92854513
>HEY GUIS DRUMPF XD
wtf dude you should go write for SNL that was fucking great!

>>92857270
Sarcasm has leaked into Japanese humor, but it's not used nearly as often as it is in the west.

>Japan humor is shit!
>on 4CHAN
ugh

Do I need to dump Yotsuba?

>>92857275
The guy behind Cromartie is a huge westaboo, if Freddie Mercury running around wasn't a dead giveaway.

>>92857514
I'm still mad that all the videos on youtube of the humming scene and all the videos of the song they're humming got taken down for legal shit. Mostly because it's STUCK IN MY FUCKING HEAD.

>>92856839
Are you sure that wasn't just rewriting by the North American localization team?

In the early games, they did a bunch of stuff to recontextualize the country from Japan to Burgerland, which got really confusing in the case where the turnabout relies on knowing which side of the car was the driver's side.

>>92857653
>Using an outlier to disprove a generalization

>>92856839
Its pretty horrifying that the Pheonix Wright games are inspired by the actual Japanese court system.

They don't belie in innocent until proven guilty, they believe in whoever is on trial is guilty unless they can foist the crime on someone else at which point THEY become guilty.
Because Japanese court cares more about preserving their 'face' by convicting someone than actual justice.

Then of course there's the issue with the Yakuza...

>>92857449
Half of the irish ARE british.

>Agrias gets fatter every strip
I wonder if Ronnie'll eventually be the thin one.

>>92857390
Yes. That's honestly the best way to go in.

>>92857694
Athena's an American in the Japanese version, so the scene plays out pretty much the same (except the Japanese version just uses the whole thing as a "foreigners don't get it" joke, while the localization uses it as a chance to actually explain rakugo to the player).

>>92857719
That's my biggest source of frustration with those games, that it goes against everything every courtroom drama I've seen has taught me.

>>92857719
>preserving their 'face'
well that's Asia as a whole, not just Japan

Idk if I disagree with that, with all the crooks that get away with it with just technicalities here

>>92854082
That is actually hilarious. I'm going to use that expression now.

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I think Japan makes many good funnies.

>>92857974
>Idk if I disagree with that, with all the crooks that get away with it with just technicalities here
That's the price of freedom. It's better that sometimes crooks go free if it means the innocent aren't punished.

>>92849781
Joudan doko, Roni?!

>>92858245
Is this the point where they rape her?

>>92849781
I want to see M Dude watching whatever it is she's about to do to Ronnie and then correcting her so she inflicts maximum pain.

>>92852662
this guy gets it

Althought to be fair, modern Western humor (quips upon quips upon quips upon irony and SO RELATABLE) is just as cringy and groan-inducing. It really seems like nobody is good at jokes anywhere anymore.

>>92858245
that's not funny. looks like the begining of a hentai, nichijou had some good momnents tho, back when chan humor wan't cringy

>>92858277
Of course, that rests on one's own definition of "innocence" and if the number of "innocent" people out of danger exceeds in any worthwhile that of criminals getting away scot-free.

>>92858277
You're expecting respect for rule of law and rights of the accused from a board based around idolizing vigilantism.

>>92858298
What lies beneath her skirt is the stuff of nightmares.

>>92858447
No, not really. If someone robs a store nearby, you don't deserve to go to prison for a crime you didn't commit just because the clerk happens to hate your guts. This should be self-evident.

>>92850662
>>92851047
They're all comedians, it's an improv skit/elaborate prank on Yamazaki, the one in the stripes. It's his birthday and his seniors have all gotten him shitty gifts, one of them turns out to be a guy in a bear costume who actually actually attacks and hurts him before running off. After every gift they all sing happy birthday to him.

>>92858334
M Dude doesn't exist.

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>>92849866
>udder shit

>>92858609
And then M Dude appears and hands her a baseball bat with rusty nails protruding from it and says "Here, hit him with this." or maybe he just silently hands it to her.

>>92850048
i kek'd when they started singing happy birthday

>>92849915
At least it'd be easy to text the police a description of the suspect.

>>92858558
That's not funny.

>>92852662
I've seen some pretty funny undubbed anime, like Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei.

>>92852662
This is what two nukes and a ton of firebombs does to a country.

>>92858751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7-nX4vSBCk

I feel like I heard somewhere that Abbot and Costello are pretty well liked in Japan. Then again that could just be that one skit involving baseball. Baseball is pretty big in Japan.

>>92853456
How can someone weeb so hard? There is no way in hell that shamelessly spelling out a joke every time is worse than a laugh track, because having a character explain it ruins the joke, even for people who got it. If the worst a laugh track does is make someone laugh who didn't get it, I'll take that every time.

>>92858277
>>92858447
>92858447
>>92858552
more like cops are lazy an uninterested in cases where charges might not stick

where i live you can threaten someone or steal and the cops won't even arrest you, but if you have a few grams of weed on you your life is over.

>>92859123
I'm not saying that it's a perfect system, just that at least in principle, innocent until proven guilty is better than guilty until proven innocent.

>>92858969
That's where you and I differ then.
I'd rather have a joke potentially ruined than have idiots around me laughing at something they don't get.

I'm also not a weeb, I just fucking hate laugh tracks, even disregarding that they're also there to pad runtime so "writers" don't have to work so hard.

>>92858334
Agrias definitely can't see or hear M Dude
If he can physically interact with non-Ronnies he'd have to pilot her as she beat Ronnie- like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.

>>92859238
>innocent until proven guilty is better than guilty until proven innocent
But every country treats people as guilty until proven innocent.
Ever read anything ever about fake rape charges?

>>92859407
I'm pretty sure that's mostly just US.

>>92859472
I know for a fact that it happens in the UK if you're white and in Australia.

>>92857653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymE4EDvSKbk

>>92859512
>This video contains content from forlifemusic. it is not available in your country
Trust me anon, I've tried.

>>92851047

You have to be Japanese.

>>92859596
Wew that's shit.

>>92854082
>It works in reverse: "American joke" is a Japanese slang term for an incomprehensible, unfunny joke.

isn't that what we Americans call a "British joke"?

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Japanese humour seems pretty surreal and esoteric, would they like Aqua Teen?

I think the best way to describe Japanese humor is that it's observational, which can be pretty funny sometimes

>>92859699
It's been discussed in the thread that Japan can't into think like sarcasm or irony. ATHF is almost entirely irony and sarcasm, with some shock humor thrown in. it would almost certianly be alien to the Japs.

>>92858466
>You're expecting respect for rule of law and rights of the accused from a board based around idolizing vigilantism.

Tony was right tho

>>92857225
There are swear words, though as far as I know there's no ubiquitous analog to fuck. Being super rude (think the way gangsters say "nanda yarou" and hold the end sound) is pretty close to obscenity.

>>92859407
That's public opinion, not the legal system. There's really nothing you can do to help that. People are unfortunately inclined to believe that someone accused is automatically guilty, or else why would they have been accused? The legal system tries to take this mentality into account and compensate for it, but the average joe isn't going to bother when he could just grab his torch and pitchfork and join the angry mob.

>>92859891
That's because the Japanese focus on disrespect solely via omission of proper respect.

They don't really have social practices akin to "fuck you dude".

>>92859846
>Tony was right tho
Too bad he went about it like the fucking idiot he is.

>>92859891
Do they have anything like "cunt"?
I'm Australian and I'm not sure I'd be able to get through conversation without it if I went on holiday there.

>>92858335
>quips upon quips upon quips upon irony and SO RELATABLE

you need to take a break from 4chan

>>92858751
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die!

>>92859991
So how would your boss react to you shitting on his desk?

>>92858836
"Who's on First?" is practically manzai humor.

>>92859991
well, yeah, that's what I was getting at. When formal and informal speech is literally grammatically part of the language, just eschewing that convention is pretty transgressive.

Also, a personal theory I have about why Japanese comedy (and tv in general) is so bad is because the zaibatsus (huge conglomerates) have had a stranglehood on the media since before WWII. Really good humor tends to come from the margins of society, but the barrier for entry into the mainstream, or even the semi-mainstream, is simply to high to allow that.

>>92860083
>N-NANI?!

>>92860025
I think they kind of have something like "cunt." Like they were saying: the Japanese don't really have swears but words that reference the genitals get censored on tv. The same words don't work as insults though; calling someone a cunt would be like calling them a stomach or something.

>>92860025
American-style cunt or British-style cunt? I'm pretty sure they have an unbelievably rude way to refer to a woman but again, there's no real one-size-fits-all obscenity.

>>92859991
What a bunch of faggots, their obsession with having so many differing terms of respect for use towards others is a laughable degree of overcomplication, to the point their closest equivalent to swearing at someone is to refer to them in an impolite way while not bothering with the use of the honorifics.

Is that not right Anon-sama-dono-chan-senpai-kun-san?

>>92860186
Why do they censor genitals in hentai manga with a single black bar that only covers a tiny portion of it?

At least when they turn the entire body part into a blur or mosaic in other pornographic media it is actually effective in obscuring the offending genital.

>>92860186
Bogus.
I'll just have to call them a cunt in English and hope they sort of get it.

>>92860227
Australian-style cunt, so it's not "an unbelievably rude way to refer to a woman" and is only treated as an obscenity if you're elderly, a polly, a softcock or a foreigner.
Australian "cunt" is sort of like "fuck", in that it can be used a lot of ways.

>>92860260
nah man you don't get it. Being formal, super-formal, and informal is literally part of how you conjugate verbs in Japanese. Transgressing in how you use that is obscene in such a language. Trying to compare it to a language like English that has no such analog simply isn't going to work.

>>92854933
Mr. Bean is loved around the world.

>>92860356
Like I said, what a bunch of stuck-up two-faced faggots.

>>92860356
>Trying to compare it to a language like English that has no such analog simply isn't going to work.
I think I can compare this somewhat.
If I'm understanding this right, it's like when you've got some posh fucker using long, complicated words to demean the grunting dullard, who then gets mad because he's treated as less than he is, right?

>>92860318
They legally have to censor it because of old laws. No one really wants it censored, so the little black bar is a way to get around it. Think of it as the equivalent to fine print in advertising. They don't want it there, but they have no choice so they hide it best they can.

>>92860318
Because everyone in Japan knows that censoring genital is a bullshit law, but its still illegal so you have to give a token effort to acknowledge it.

There are occasions where the authorities crack down on the tiny-black-bar style of censoring, but that has more to do with the fact that they have it out for you and want to nail you to the wall.

>>92860446
Hmm. I think that's more of class-based humor than anything. I think a better way to think about it is to consider that so much of American swearing was based around blasphemy.

Language literally shapes how you think, and unique characteristics of different languages simply don't translate well.

I like to imagine this thread is Ronnie arguing with M-Dude.

>>92859699
Inferno Cop is literally Japanese ATHF, but it's also TRIGGER which is as westaboo a studio can get.

>>92857340
>Germans will probably get ... humour

No.

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>>92860346
>a softcock

How have I never heard this one before? Did you just make it up? Because I fucking love its simplicity.

>>92860932
>How have I never heard this one before?
It's pretty much just an Aussie thing, so I don't doubt that you've not heard it.
It's like "pussy" or telling someone to "man up".
Feel free to use it whenever some cunt is being a pussy.
Calling someone a "girl's dick" is similar, too.

>>92860126
Transgressing formality barriers is considered very rude, but not exactly obscene. It's a common staple in Japanese comedy; look at Tora-san for some examples.

Really the only words which are probably obscene in the sense that they would be considered so offensive that they should be censored from public speech and are words for the genitals, like "manko". It's considered offensive enough that pornography often censors the word on titles. Comedians never actually say the words themselves, but slyly make puns off of them for cheap laughs.

>Also, a personal theory I have about why Japanese comedy (and tv in general) is so bad is because the zaibatsus (huge conglomerates) have had a stranglehood on the media since before WWII. Really good humor tends to come from the margins of society, but the barrier for entry into the mainstream, or even the semi-mainstream, is simply to high to allow that.

Comedic satire against unpopular politics was actually present in early modern Japan. Most likely the rise of the Peace Preservation Laws and the subsequent suppression of many small newspapers would have provided a the set up for the situation you envision.

>>92860346
>softcock

I'm gonna start using that as an insult.

>>92860446
It sounds more like if you go to your boss and talk to him the same way you'd talk to your friend, IE; "'Ey bud, what shit you got for me today? You want me laying down some pipe? Oh man, that's what your wife said to me last night! You walked right into that one you fucking dumbshit, come on. Hey, screw the plumbing shit, you want to go smoke a bowl and hit the strip club?"

>>92856416
[Inteligence <4 } The baby is drowning!

>>92857390
read the manga the anime is shit becaue comedy is all about timing

>>92861089
>girl's dick

So a clit?

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>>92859382
And also that time M Dude asked both her and that weeb GF Ronnie once had to leave the room as he proceeded to beat the shit out of him.

>>92861282
No that's clearly a girl's dickhead.

>>92852662
Then why is Yotsuba& so funny?

>>92861182
Sick, so if I want to be rude in Japan all I have to do is continue on as I do now, but speaking Japanese.

>>92861174
Assuming you're American, you lot sure could do with a few more swear words, so I hope it finds its way into your vocabulary.
May I also recommend "shitcunt"?
That's one you've probably heard, but might not get the meaning of.
It's like being a really shitty friend.

>>92861282
No, a clit is a clit.
It's closer to that "feminine penis" joke in that you're an effeminate bloke.

Alternatively, it can also be used in a sentence such as "you're about as much use as a girl's dick".
Chicks don't have dicks, so you're no use.
Such is the Australian language.

>>92855850
Rakugo's pretty legit, there was a two season anime last year centered around it and character drama.
It was pretty damn great.

>>92861378
>Chicks don't have dicks, so you're no use.

Transophobic prick.

>>92861378
> "you're about as much use as a girl's dick".

I'm Australian and I've never heard this before in my life

>>92861644
You'd probably hear it more if you worked and/or spent time around tradies.
Then again, people you know might just say other things like "as useless as a nun's tits" or just be simple and call you a fuckup.

On that, I've noticed a drop off in colloquialisms that, from my understanding, is due to the over-saturation of American media.
I've got an Aussie accent no shit and I have people born and raised in Australia who ask me what accent I have like it's totally foreign to them.

>>92858500
Go on...

>>92850048
>>92851047
>>92858751
>>92858679
https://youtu.be/z8HI77ii5Ss

>>92858277
>sometimes crooks go free
>sometimes
Try 'all the time'. Not as if most crooks gave a shit; to the most vicious ones, especially, being sent to prison is like being sent home.

>>92860030
Show me recent examples of Western comedy that doesn't rely on any of that shit. You'll find the list is extremely short and full of shows that nobody watches.

>>92849781
Is it just me or is his secret text better than the actual comic most of the time.

>>92849781
What is the point of Agrias. Why does she tolerate him again?

>>92859678
>isn't that what we Americans call a "British joke"?
No, that's a man in unconvincing drag with an awful falsetto voice.

>>92861089
>It's pretty much just an Aussie thing, so I don't doubt that you've not heard it.
I learned so much just from this one boganese hentai comic:
https://e-hentai.org/s/d2da16e4ec/743731-1

>>92861417
>Rakugo's pretty legit
The burglar routine in the first episode:
https://ww1.gogoanime.io/shouwa-genroku-rakugo-shinjuu-episode-1 scrub to 18:24

>>92862887
It's quite unfortunate that there's only one or two of these.
Plenty of things get translated into American-English, but there's fuck all in the way of Aussie/bogan shit.

>>92862806
>What is the point of
Go take your autism pills

>>92863030
I would read the fuck out of more of these, pity this had to be specifically commissioned.

>>92863082
Fuck oath.
Surely translators make money of this sort of thing, not just just from a commission, but views and ads on their sites and all that, so it'd probably be a somewhat viable business choice.
I like it because it's familiar to me, other people think it's fucking hilarious, etc.
Damn shame, I reckon.

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>>92862887
>>92863030
>>92863082
Thanks for contribution, my research is lacking. Watching Farscape barely counts.

>>92863254
>Farscape
You know, I've never seen it.
Is it any good?

If you've got any questions about bogans or whatever, give us a shout and I should be able to help.
It's fucking ace to be able to type how I speak without derailing a thread.

>>92856582
The Babaganoosh family always cracks me up

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>>92863352
Gets really weird in late seasons with the big plot, but it's alright by me.

>>92862700
Community and Arrested Development are pretty cool

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>>92854646
>

>>92861378
How the hell do you think you're going to get on in Japan? You are the most bogan man I've ever seen.

>>92863774
Fuck if I know, that's why I was asking.

>>92861761
I've seen a noticeable drop-off in the use of rhyming slang since I was a kid, and I find that most people say elevator instead of lift now.

>>92863824
It's a fucking shame.
We need more Australian telly or at least reruns of all our good shit, I reckon.
I'd hate to see our manner of speech die out because of a lack of homegrown media.
Would probably help if we slapped that roo symbol on our shows like we do our food.

>>92863973
As a man who still has the full archive of Get This on his iTunes, you won't get any argument from me.

>>92861761
As a leaf I still use colloquialisms.
In a similar vein "Useful as tits on a boar" sees use around here.
One I picked up from my old man is "[Any adjective] as a two pecker Billy goat."
Shit always makes me laugh.

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>>92864012
Even just a rerun of Round the Twist and a nightly show like the Project but not shithouse would help.
I really don't see why we're making so little of our media.

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>>92860025
>Do they have anything like "cunt"?
>I'm Australian and I'm not sure I'd be able to get through conversation without it
Are all australians like that?

>>92855850
I read all of that and none of it was funny. Anime hardly ever gets a chuckle out if me and British humor is drier than mars. I think I'll stick with US humor

>>92864366
Nah, just the chummy ones.
We've got our libshit types, stuck up fuckers, etc. just like you lot.
We're just more lax.
Shit's ace.
I recommend you come have a gander.

>>92862839
>No, that's a man in unconvincing drag with an awful falsetto voice.

No, THAT is american social justice politics.

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>>92854933
I know for a fact that Red Dwarf (a very british sci fi sitcom full of regional slang and terms) is absolutely fucking huge with some japanese. There is always a japanese delegation of fans whenever there is an RD convention (which is like every year in the UK).


And RD does have some slapstick, it is largely wordplay and social class humor, which I think they dig.

>>92864708
>RD is big in Japan and hasn't been destroyed by the revolting and twisted minds of fujoshis
Maybe there actually is a god.

>Whomp thread is about the todays comic's subject rather than the comic itself

It's just like old times

>>92864708
>Series 9
Get out.

>>92864708
>Japanese Kryten is Japanese C3P0

That must be a bit weird.

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>>92864902
Hey it's like the only picture I can find that's recent.
Here have an old magazine spread or something.

>>92857694
Eat your hamburgers, Apollo

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>>92849781
Sima Yi could turn his neck like that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sima_Yi#Legends

>>92859814
>irony and sarcasm, with some shock humor thrown in. it would almost certianly be alien to the Japs.
HONTO~?
https://youtu.be/E3QtFOoB40M

>>92861417
I was bored out of my mind of the first hour-long episode of that series. It was not for me.

>>92864615
the difference is intentional versus unintentional humor

>>92852662
It always bothers me when I'm reading manga and there is a neat little joke or wordplay and some character has to explain the joke every goddamn fucking time.

>>92854275
waaaah we're so persecuted

>>92856582
i miss this dumb shit

>>92854767
You might like The Inbetweeners.

Genuinely my favourite show to come out of this millennium, I rate IT Crows high too though.

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>>92857719
>Whoever is on trial is guilty
>Courts care about preserving their 'face'
I don't see anything wrong with any of this.

so, what is it?

>>92866392
Way to miss the point, degenerate.

>>92857719
>inspired by the actual Japanese court system
The bench trial system was abandoned about halfway through the Ace Attorney series which is why Apollo Justice experimented with a jury trial instead (and then fans complained and it was restored to a bench system even though it's still set in the future).

>>92852671
Can those of you with the deeper knowledge post YouTube examples of shit Japanese humor? Pls, I'm somewhat new to nip humor and this interests me

I always wondered why the humor in the few anime shows I've seen seemed often so, I don't know, spelled out, with the EEEEEHHHH and the extremely exaggerated gestures, faces, signifiers like the sweat drop or the pulsing vein of anger etc.

And surely there's some good stuff? Like this cromartie high mentioned in the thread? Are there funny nip live action comedies?

In general the cultural differences in humor are pretty interesting. Not sure if the humor in my own country is too good but it could be worse

>>92862700
>GUYS LOOK HOW JADED I AM
>GUYS LOOK

>>92866562
>everyone that I don't like is TUMBLR
k

So, what's funnier:
A man who has tomato juice coming out of his nose, or a man who has shoved a baseball bat down his pants?

>>92866562
>Why do this though?
Lack of self-awareness, literal autism.
It's why the extreme part of /pol/ is how they are.

>>92866735
It wasn't even a complaint, it was an example I was sure people could understand because it's always the same.
Feel free to propose another, but this is the most extreme and, therefore, apt.

Nice unwarranted anger though, I'm sure your life is very pleasant and peaceful.

>>92866785
>I got born into an era where half the people act and look like sex-obsessed evil circus clowns who want to resurrect Lenin and Mao, and the other half are obese nazis who want women to be chattle and to start burning witches again

>watching the English dub of Cromartie
>"Faggots"

>>92866866
I thought I was the passive aggressive one?

>>92866932
Sort of.
It's a bit shit and the future looks grim, but it's important to remember that not everyone is one of the two.
There are good people that you'll only ever talk to online because America will continue being a nationwide circus for years.

>>92866932
Identity politics, yo. It's a scary thing. We're going full tribal, and the middle ground has become a dirty word.

>>92855850
>Sophisticated humor
fuck off.

>>92866988
I never said anything of the sort.
I'm sure you could stand to lose said aggression, passive or not.
Getting worked up over people not wanting to have fake rape reports made against them is straight up not healthy.

>>92867061
Yes, that is exactly why I am upset.

>>92867080
I know, that's why I mentioned it not being healthy.

Are you even reading my posts or just glossing them for a quick reply out of habit?

>>92866438
So Japanese courts are moving from bench trials to jury trials? In Australia the trend is going in the opposite direction.

>>92867113
You've got nothing of value in your posts other than minor jabs at me.

>>92850651
Dude Straight Men and Foils are fucking dumb who even laughs at that shit lol I just laugh at organic jokes like the ones found in my Steven Universe cartoons.

>>92852671
I mean, you're saying this as if a majority of American humor isn't bathroom humor and people yelling.

>>92866998
>the future looks grim
This shit will pass. Assuming we don't nuke ourselves, in twenty years, nobody will think of any of this except as a funny little diversion of history. Of course, by then, there'll be a new cultural battleground between people who want to stuff needles in your dick/tits to give you hard electric shocks every time you think of the color blue or the state of delaware, and people who like to drink raw sewage and pass out in the subway with their tongue buried up a chicken's cloaca. But the point is that identity politics and the alt right both have a shelf life and will expire eventually, just like every fad political battle that's ever taken place up to this point.

>>92867195
The one about it not being healthy was genuine concern, but you started it by assuming I was a straight, white male and being condescending so if either of us were to be the one to ignore the other based on petty slights, it'd be me.
Still, if it bothers you so and have nothing at all to add with no intention for actual discussion, why even bother replying?
Why expend the effort?

>>92854933
From what I understand, Japan is far more fond of British humor than American humor.
And they're right in feeling that way, when Brits get humor right, they fucking nail it so well. I'm an American and I know that we can't compare to top tier British comedy.
That said, we have way better stand up comedians.

>>92862700
Silicon Valley?

>>92866549
You're not proving him wrong.

>>92867513
Why do you faggots think everything is about arguing and proving shit right or wrong on here? The internet isn't serious business.

>>92849781
Agrias porn

>>92866998
I mean there was a political correctness boom in the nineties too. And then it subsided, and now returned. It'll go away eventually, but of course meanwhile things can get pretty fucking insane with all these people on different fronts so convinced they're in the right and their side is in the right they're going in too deep and aren't hearing how the shit they're saying is turning into a mockery of the values they claim to protect

>>92868143
It's just the general populace adjusting to the over-exposure to different viewpoints from ready and easy access to the internet.
It's a totally unique time in human history, but it'll pass.
It always does.

>>92866562
Tumblr is an echo chamber within which develops its own rhetoric and mannerisms. They see other people discuss serious issues (or "serious") with academic-y language with big words while also using these mannerisms, and it sticks

>>92868256
He never said that, tumblrite.

>>92868188
>adjusting to the over-exposure to different viewpoints from ready and easy access to the internet.
Yeah, this is really well put. People haven't developed proper media criticism yet, they allow themselves to sink into this feedback loop of limiting what they see, from which sources and value sets, so they construct echo chambers around them while thinking they're keeping themselves up to date and being well read or whatever.

Like this fascinating trench-digging mentality and also crazy hyperbole. I know it'll eventually tone down but honestly shit might get really intense before it does.
Like the pro-communism leftist liberal phase that was fashionable in my country back in the 70s and 80s, yeah it died out but it effected a lot of shit for a long time and I'm sure some of the more radical people were contemplating going full baader-meinhof in the name of progress (= to be edgy)

>>92868143
The fundamental difference was that the nineties boom was top-down from authority. The current boom we're in seems to have been crafted from the bottom up, originating out of the youth and being afflicted upon institutions as a burden.

>>92868256
/co/ shoots stupid shit down more eagerly. The anonymity and lack of profiles makes the receipt culture or hounding someone for stepping out of line and agitating hate campaigns against individual users that plagues tumblr impossible here. Tumblr is also ridiculously self-important about many things that are totally irrelevant, even laughably so, but suddenly become SERIOUS ISSUES and people earnestly write long academic-sounding essays with twelve-dollar buzzwords about for example shipping fictional characters with a two year age difference is totally PEDOPHILIA if one is over 18 and how can you romanticize abuse how horrible everyone, listen, This person ships x/y even though it's pedo they're pedo delete everything you've ever liked of theirs block them report their blog

/co/ has its own memes but people have differing opinions and will happily call each other fags and retards for disagreeing. But there's a lot more discussion and it's more straight forward imo

Like I hang at tumblr too but there's a real intense fucking rampant censorship and thought policing problem there, you have to be able to admit that

>>92868755
Also I'm getting a bit drunk here and am ESL so I'm sorry if there are nonsensical bits, ask and I'll clarify

>>92858245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vVdh7d5IRY

Every gag involving the highschool girls was hilarious.

>>92849781
what happend to his iluminados tattoo?

>>92868828
Seems readable to me, bud.

>>92868828
Nah, it's pretty good, ESL-kun.

>>92855850
I have a feeling this humor is on its way out; Polar Bear's Cafe is aggressively Japanese in many aspects and, as an anime/manga marketed to adult women, it is steeped in traditional Japanese comedy in style, full of wordplay and focus on those comedy roles. It criticizes those traditional comedic stylings in how Penguin's attempt at performing those jokes elicit an overwhelmingly negative reaction. Not in a "oh what a lame pun" kind of way, but in a "oh my god please stop Japanese comedy was a mistake" kind of way.

Oussmatsu-san is funnier than a lot of American comedy shows.

>>92850048
>>92850662
>>92858558
Dammit this is just like that thread were we learn about Japanese bullying and how it's a societal/group effort thing.

>>92869045
Or, as a better example, any halfway decent off-topic thread ever.

>>92867057
Did you stop reading RIGHT THEN, or do you simply lack reading comprehension as a whole?

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>>92859699
>trying to explain the complexity of The Master Shake to Japs

>>92857719
Persona 5 helped point out why they have high conviction rates as well.

>>92866932
It's a bad feel senpai. Especially when it starts claiming people close to you, and you cant talk to them without having them attempt to shove their agenda down your throat anymore.

>>92868983
Osomatsu-san is the funniest anime i have ever seen. It is decidedly western.

Honestly if you just dubbed it, and told me it was western, i would have thought it was one of adult swims cheap ass shows.
It and Cromartie High school are the diamonds in the rough of japanese humor.

>>92866447
This one pretty much sums up both sides.
The show is good japanese humor, but its about bad japanese humor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4fsvLj5fpE

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>>92855850
Yeah buddy.

>>92868464
>People haven't developed proper media criticism yet
There's nothing new about this phenomenon. People are just mostly retarded.

>>92852559
Plus the glasses and beard
>>92852662
Kamen Rider always did humor pretty well, even in the bad series like Ghost and Kiva. Their style is very Western, though you find a lot of Western pandering and stylistic choices in those series.

>>92867360
Yep, Brits are better at coming up with funnier situations and can make better sketches, while Americans are more direct and so make better Stand up

>>92863352
Dude, a got a question for you.
What kind of shit would you do or say when trying to impress a girl?

>>92864615
>>92862839
Why are Brits obsessed with drag? Do they collectively have a trap fetish or something?

>>92864708
>>>/wsg/1716257
I cannot fathom what they see in it.

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>>92852662
stop watching shitty comedies.

>>92858758
Hey SZS is pretty good desu its like south park for japan

>>92866447
>YouTube
Make a niconicodouga account like the rest of us.

>>92855850
PAMELA

I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE

NOT

>>92860402
Mr Bean is hardly representative of British humor

>>92861378
>Chicks don't have dicks, so you're no use
Australian master race

>>92873546
Yeah, but what about Monty Python?

>>92855850
If you can find it performed in english, it's actually pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDswpTwmZ44&t=12s

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>>92873546
Funny how that works.

>>92873775
Meanwhile we're just reading Archie for comedy.

>>92873057
I'd make mention to whatever admirable traits I had or just shout her a few cones.
That's not really my area of expertise, though.

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>>92856582
What the hell was this show called again? I used to bust a gut laughing to this but I can never recall the name.

>>92873226
It comes from dudes playing chick characters in ye olde plays.
It's not necessary anymore, so it's just a joke.

>>92873226
The opposite. They're so straight that the idea of a man dressed like a woman is hilarious to them.

>>92873875
Personally, I'm reading Archie for the inevitable Jughead/Hamburger marriage arc.

>>92874172
MXC for the US dub, Takeshi's Castle was the original.

>>92874208
When Eric Idle appeared on SNL they poked fun at this a bit.

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>>92852671
>Cromartie High was alright though

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>>92874323

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>>92874423
I hate filenames containing single quotes so fucking much.

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>>92874439
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>>92855850
>the House of Representatives

>>92855850
the baby joke was nice

>>92855850
ayy

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>>92874230
>MXC for the US dub
Thank you anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaDeuxQgnX4

Fuck, those boys did good work on the dub. Any of you youngsters should check out the world's toughest competition in town.

>>92874208
Dunno man sometimes they get to into it it borders on tranny jokes, but its time is pretty much over now guess

>>92863824
> find that most people say elevator instead of lift now.
Oh that's nothin'. I mean my mate says 'elevator' and he's as old as I am so I scold him every time he says it. But far worse than elevators and travelators, I hear kids talking about drinking 'soda' and eating 'candy bars', watching 'commercials'. No shit, a Tassie newspaper made a reference to calling 911 instead of 000 in a news headline.

Face it m8, we're the 52'nd state of the USA now. (Canadia is #51)

>>92875623
In a fucking leaf we call it pop and chocolate bars and in general keep our own slang. Sounds like you're further in line to be the next state then we are you aussie fucks.

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>>92875218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GH7pfVvCII

>>92875666
Some parts of the US call it pop too, you know.

>>92875666
Shut up satan, The south still calls it pop all the time. Only yanks call it soda.

>>92875808
Southerner here, it's just "coke." Only people on the west coast call it pop.

>>92875808
>South calls it pop
>Canada calls it pop
>only tanks call it soda

Considering we're not geographically adjacent I think we can safely say we call it pop independently we didn't learn it from you

>>92868903
See the comic about his fat enveloping it.

>>92875850
Pop is a northern thing, in the south its either coke or soda.

>>92852662
>we
>self identifying as a weeb
Your taste is shit and you watch/read shit things
Head on back over to MAL, cunt.

>>92875946
It's also a midwestern thing.

>>92875666
>>92875808
>>92875841
I say all of these things interchangeably. Truly the Midwest has no cultural identity.

Internet exists now so I'm not surprised at all that we're talking like each other more and more. We say what we read and usually you can't tell that someone's from somewhere far away until they insist on sticking a U where it doesn't belong.

>>92854082
The term 'American joke' is international for a shit joke. No one but America thinks they are funny.

>>92875666
A genuine congratulations on saying 'chocolate bars' and being able to pronounce Z correctly because getting those things wrong seriously shits me.

'Pop' is pretty American though. Incedentally if we're not calling them by their proper name (soft drinks) then 'fizzy drinks' or 'fizzies' are pretty acceptable here.

>>92860932
Soft-cock is auscore. We say it all the time. It's just not something you'd call many foreigners so you'd be unlikely to see it online. I suppose in a way you're held to 'different' standards.

>>92875946
I think pop is an East Coast thing. I moved from Pennsylvania to Oregon, and we all call it soda or coke up over here.

>>92874170
>starting things off with a few buges
Well that's one way

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>>92876307
>>starting things off with a few buges
What?
What are "buges"?

>>92875988
Honestly, I stealth my spelling by using dropping the superfluous U's.
Now I can say "color" and armor" among you and you'll never know that I secretly have maple syrup running through my veins!

>>92876330
Poetic

>>92876334
Slang for billies. Bee-you-Geh-s. Not unlike the pronunciation for Bugle. What are you- from down south or something?

>>92876362
Spell the Queen's English properly and proudly you pathetic canadian. Holy, shit.

>>92876423
>What are you- from down south or something?
Unfortunately, yes.
Fucking Melbourne.

>>92875135
I have the entire series on my hard drive and I watch it every time I drink. Amazing stuff. Best episode is porn workers vs home improvement

>>92876443
>Holy
It's written "Houly", you bloody turncoat.

>>92876451
Suicide, mate.
The only people who could be happy living there are 'creative types'. If you're not heavily into art what are you doing? Come home, come up north.
If you're nervous you can just try NSW, they're almost as faggy as you guys but if you're brave we;re ready to see you in Queensland.

>>92876443
pfft, when the fucking Brits learn how to speak English is when I'll give a shit about the minutia.
e'wut bruv?

>>92876520
>americans are so retarded that they don't actually understand where and why vowels are added
>they're entirely incapable of observing the differences in tone because they talk in retarded drawls
Sasuga

>>92876538
You have to know the rules before you bend them. Also, if we're comparing the illiterates of the two groups at least their dialects are geographically diverse and distinct rather than the 'ebonics', pidgin and Red neck word salad that America cooks up.

>>92876630
Look. American's have ebonics, you've got chav's, we've got... Chinese people that don't even speak English. I think we all have our fair share of linguistic woes.

>>92876708
>you've got
I'm no Brit. Thing is though, the rest of the common wealth retain how to speak and spell. Why did America have to fall off the wagon?

>>92876760
Benjamin Franklin enacted his plans.

>>92876630
>>92876760
It's okay, compound words won't bite you.

>>92876924
You can't know that for sure. Hyphens look suspicious.

>>92876941
hyphenated words are not the same as compound words.

>>92876760
America isn't an official common wealth country, Love.

>>92876630
The nation that invented rhyming slang does not get to throw shade about word salad.

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>>92876028
Louis C.K. is pretty funny.

>>92876973
That's EXACTLY the issue. They went full retard a few years back and decided, now that they've moved out of home and Mother England can't stop them, that they will stay up past bed time and won't bother writing correctly anymore.
Pretty sad really. It's like the societal equivalent of an edgy teen.

>>92876760
Because we were very nearly German, so some compromises had to be made.

>>92877033
It's not our fault you have zero parenting skills. There's a fine line between an edgy teen being rebellious for rebellions sake, and someone leaving home because their parents cannot rear a child for shit.

>>92877100
They put their best years into raising you you ungrateful shit. Do you know how much private school costs in this neighbourhood? Hell, because they sent you, your brother's and sisters had to go to public school like criminals. Even then they turned out better than the selfish goit you became. The most you've ever done for this family is letting your brother stay with you, and even then you treat Canada poorly. Why can't you be more like Australia and New Zealand?
Sure, I know Ireland and England fought a lot when you were just growing but not all parents can keep the love going. A lot of other parents might have just outright declared war on the other but US- we tried? We even kept in touch through a bit of territory on their island.
HOW DARE you come back into this house, America and speak to me like that! You weren't invited to this families reunion, and you keep asking why. Why? Because you've never once acted like you WERE a part of it.

>>92877209
This needs to be a pasta.

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>>92877300
So copy and paste it.

>>92877300
>>92877321
If you do, please correct the mistakes first. I didn't proof read.
>US? We tried.
>family's
Change all the [they] to [I] to align with the third paragraph.

>>92877209
Fuck off dad! Maybe next time I'll side with the Germans, at least they appreciate me!

>>92877364
No way. Copypasta is best when you trick newfags into responding to it like it's fresh. Errors make it look funky fresh.

>>92875946
>>92875982
>>92876280

pop is a retard thing. You either say soda, or sot drink, or more likely just use the specific name of the beverage.

>>92877427
Actually you call it soft OR fizzy drink. Soda specifically means lemonade and the only usage pop gets regularly is the sound your head makes against the concrete when someone drops you for talking like a faggot when you call it something else.

>>92877475
Soda means soda, lemonade means lemonade, and where the fuck are you from so I can avoid it like the plague.

>>92856591
>who engage in cannibalism period
Wha?

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>>92877475
>fizzy drink
>accuses other people of talking like faggots

>>92877507
What is 'soda' to you then?

>>92877507
>where the fuck are you from so I can avoid it like the plague.
Every civilized country, burger.

>>92877533

not him but carbonated beverages

>>92877533
http://store.steampowered.com/app/347720/Soda_Drinker_Pro/

>>92877557
>soda=lemonades
>soda water=carbonated water
>actual lemon flavoured beverage=refer to brand

It's not that hard lads. It's the same as referring to a cherry drink by its brand or a passionfruit drink by their brand. Soda is lemonade. How do you fuck it up this bad.

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>>92876760
Isn't American English actually closer to the English spoken at the time of the rebellion and independence?