Star vs the margin in this poll

>>92699615
Marco and Janna episode?

She's deciding who will win the Marcobowl.

>>92699615
None of the girls would like Marco if the show took place IRL

>>92699615
Killing off whoever wins

To crush our spirits.
And to warn us that gypsies should never be trusted.

>>92699647
Is that projecting I sense?

>>92699615
Her plan is that she had no plan and this was just a ruse to troll her fans into thinking she has a plan.

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>>92699615
She's either killing off the winner or the loser. Good thing Jackie is neither

>>92699647
More Marco for me then.

>>92699615
I'm not really surprised that Ponyhead is the least liked. She has exactly 0 redeeming qualities.

>>92699677
If I say no, you'll think it is. If I say yes, you'll still think it is.

>>92699711
The margin between pony head and Jackie really isn't that big though.

I'll take the crass girl with attitude over the enabler with no personality

>>92699711
That's why she's so fun. Characters that are shitty people are the most fun to watch.

>>92699748
Pretty much why It's always sunny has been around for 12 years

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>>92699615
>Creator polls the fandom to find the superior waifu
I know how this storyline ends

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>>92699615
>Janna is in first
>Jackie isn't last

Perfect

>>92699711
>She has exactly 0 redeeming qualities.
She has killed a man. That's a redeeming quality in my book.

>>92699800
There's hope after all

>>92699615
What did she mean by this?

>>92699615
No Hekapoo.

RIP.

>>92699790
The superior waifu is the one (You) the viewer love the most.

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>>92699823
That must be why Star isn't included.
It's a race for second place.

What do you think the most degrading weird sex thing Star would go through with without feeling bad about it afterwards. What's her upper limit.

>>92699953
You mean Marco's sloppy seconds?

>>92699987
Sex with Jackie
How degrading it must be to get with a plot device. But hey, at least she's hot

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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

>>92699987
fucking more then three but less then seven guys at the same time.

letting a dog lick her but not fuck her.

>Jackie is only a little bit higher than Ponyhead, the least favorite side character

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Anybody know if there's a part 3?

>>92700039
>she says she doesn't want it
>he does it anyway
>she likes it

this pisses me off so much

>>92700170
People hate her for rabid shipping reasons. A popular pass time on tumblr is shitting on her for fun.

>>92699790
>The wrong waifu won
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>92700039
This some AU Star?

Show Star would never "not want to be a bother".
I can smell the weeabo from this picture, it's over 9000.

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>>92700227
That's just how women are.

>>92700227
That's being a cute japanese girl 101 anon.
Think of it and let your rage seethe to a slow boil.

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Who /toff/ here?

Moon prequel stories

>>92700285
And then they resent you silently for doing exactly what they told you to do.

>>92700285
Except when they're not and instead start disliking you because you didn't do what she wanted

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>>92699987
>degrading
>implying Ms. "strong independent warrior princess" wouldn't get off on that stuff more than anything

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>>92700285
so god damn true

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>>92699823
>She has killed a man
in Reno, 'cuz he got close to B-fly.

>>92699615
Next slut to join the enchilada harem

What we need is more Monstar beach antics.

Think of how cuddly she'd get when she steps out of the water.

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>>92700368
Our writefriend says he's working on it

>>92700039
That's not Star though.

Maybe she's just curious? Everything doesn't have to be calculating.

>>92700265
calliefags not welcome

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>>92700266
>"Who, Marco?"
>"I don't have a crush on him!"
>"I don't..."
>"We're just friends..."

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>>92700368
>cuddly
Have you ever hugged a wet snake? it's neither cuddly nor comfy

>>92700432
And what we got out of all that?
That she was a bigger bother.

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>>92699987
You guys know she's 14, right?

>>92699615
When are you fags going to watch the show again? What time and date for new episodes so you don't make shit threads.

>>92700422
Take your stupid droopy-eyed retard and fuck off
>Marie-fags

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>>92700447
I must disagree with you anon.

>>92700475
Nowadays women are starting puberty at ~12 or so. She's basically halfway to sexual maturity anyway, what's the harm?

I'm very kidding just so there's no misunderstandings

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>>92700475
Your typical 14 year old girl.

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Go Janna!

s3 when?

>>92700475
The entire website was founded because Moot was mad that they banned talking about lolicon anime from Something Awful. 14 is ANCIENT compared to the hordes of dude here who want to bang five year olds or just straight up jerk it to 3D CP

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>>92700475
Tell that to the creepy man-child that groped her internal organs.

>>92700631
Thank god somebody remembers from whence this place spawned. Not many do, anymore.

>>92700585
I hope Janna wins the Starbowl.

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>>92700656
Aaah the good ole' days of ZOMG TEH REI!
Everybody wanted to do this 14 yo.
Even YOUUUUUUU!

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>>92700475
>where do you think you are Anon?

>>92700663
Janna will be unable to contain her inner gypsiness and will attempt to steal the bowl beforehand thus disqualifying her entirely from the race.

Good riddance!

So Anons and Femanons(if any) alike. It has dawned upon me an idea, something of horror, for me to write. I will not say about what, and I will not say much else, but I will answer some questions if you wish.

It is time for some horror in these threads.
"Do you feel the tremors that shake our very existence?"

>>92700039
CUTE AND PERFECT

>>92700777
Is it Star vs. Tremors?

>>92699615
>there were people
>in these threads
>1 month ago
>that genuinely believed everyone wants Jackie to end up with Marco because there was a brief 3 week circle jerk on Jarco
Glad we're out of that phase.

Also I type 150 WPM, will I be hired tomorrow for a data entry job or is that too slow?

>>92700838
No, tremors would be like cute fluffy germs compared to what will happen in this.

>>92700777
I do, but saint patrick bateman protects me and makes me feel safe again

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>>92700777
I wanna see the peasants of Mewni have a Bolshevik Revolution and kill all the nobles but star is the only survivor and goes on a journey to get back her throne, becoming more and more cold as she is confronted with the reality of the world.

>>92700950
That sounds like it could be interesting

>>92700950
That is a good idea, but this will feature a more hopeless, futile attempt at anyone at all surviving. And while revolutions are nice, that's small.
Insignificant even, compared to the measures that this fic will feature.

>>92700777
Eh, I don't really think horror meshes well with such a cute and colourful series. Except as a one time joke purely for shock purposes.

Case in point that fanfic that tried to mix Saya no Uta with with Star VS.

Of course that author's is a hack anyway so there's that.

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>>92700753
Fishing for replies on /co/, obviously

>>92701023
Trust me, this will work out beautifully. And you are right, it is cute, but what is the opposite of cute? Scary. And we need such unique material anyways.

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>>92700950
Imagine Rasputin with real magic!
Oh wait.

>>92701023
Hungry Larry was pretty spooky all things considered

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>>92701023
God, don't remind me. That shit the bed so hard.
And I've read too much to just drop it now.

>>92701041
People will do anything for (You)s

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Well here is the special edition, i guess this is the last edit I made.

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>>92697856
How's this?

>>92697847
I can't draw tigers for shit sacngfhsakhgs sorry.

>>92701099
Do it, drop it, it can't be saved and won't be reedemed in any possible way no matter how long you follow it.

He has no grasp whatsoever of the main characters' personalities and just writes them however he wants. But it was the overexposition that got to me.

Let it go.

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>>92701169
Wow, that's actually really good.
We definitely need more warrior Star.

>>92701157
This is excellent. Marco's hoodie is a really nice touch.
But what the hell is that thing in the bottom right?

>>92701169
Hey! The shotel strong attack bypasses the shield guard!
HAXX0R!

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>>92699615
>Hnnnnnnnghh
smells like lavender

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>>92699615
>jackie doing barely better than ponyhead
kek

Also, if Hekapoo was on that list what would you say her percentage would be?

>>92701367
Over 9000

>>92701367
Above PH and Jackie, but below moon and janna.

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So this is canon, right?

>>92701468
what is even going on?

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>>92700950

That's kind of the appeal of the Ludo/Star roleswap AU, with less Marxism. Star is abandoned by her family for reasons and begins her quest to steal back the wand. Imagine if Toffee or Eclipsa took her in and taught her how to be real evil.

>>92701085
He was spooky in no small part because of how completely harmless he looked when he first appeared. The constrat worked perfectly to make him more menacing.
Also he had some creepy sociopath-youve-just-invited-in-your-home vibes.

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>>92701507
Star uses the spying spell to peep on Marco in the shower.

>>92701507
Star's watching Marco in shower using all-seeing eye
i think
not so sure either though

>>92701538
>>92701542
Isn't the spell a two-way deal? He would notice probably

>>92701564
>Isn't the spell a two-way deal?
I think that was just because Glossaryck. Jackie and Marco sure didn't seem to notice it.

>>92701564
I think the exception to the rule is glossaryck. Since he's like an all might Magical being

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>>92701564
I'm pretty sure it just works how the user wants/expects it to.
If the people you were spying on could always see and even hear you, it wouldn't be a very good spying spell.

>>92700039
DOA.

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>>92700950
So would Marco support Star's quest to take the throne, or would his Latin blood give in and would he get swept up in the REVOLUTION!

>>92699646
Does that that if Queen Moon Won, Star would get cucked by her own mother?

>>92699615
She's deciding who will Marco cuck Star with next.

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>>92701666
>Not knowing Spain's relationship with the Bolsheviks

>>92701275
thanks, I was trying to think what could make the drawing more meaningful and the hoodie came out. And that thing is a rare bird, well kinda it's suposse to be the signature of the autor (Deets btw)
>>92701169
I really like your work purpleanon, love the expression.

>>92701711
Marco's Mexican, though. Not Spanish.

>>92700285
This. They pretty much expect you to ignore everything that comes out of their mouths and just read their mind instead. And the second you try to point out that you're not Prof. X, they make a scene with the old classic "you don't understand me!".

>>92701314
How long until Star starts wearing mom jeans?

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>>92701666
>>92701711
>Satain Checked
I think realistically marco would be with star and switch sides after a critical choice star makes that he cant agree with.

>>92700475
...and?

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>>92700285
>>92701798
Did we want advice from closeted non-virgins, or is this just a circle jerk in the spirit of /r9k/?

>>92701896
I dunno, having non-virgins kinda changes the spirit of things, myself included. Understanding and having actual experience with women is beneficial.

>>92700726
I didn't. Asuka was a bitch, but at least she didn't act like a zombie. But Eva is an overrated piece of shit in general. Fucking teen drama interrupted by Mighty Morphing Power Rangers segments. I couldn't even finish that garbage. I can only attribute it's popularity in the west to most people having seen it as impressionable youths. I was 20 when I first tried to watch it.

>>92701275
>>92701736
Thanks bunches.
I think I'll actually work on finishing that one. It came out really well. Just lots of finishing and fixing that needs to be done. Stuff that doesn't matter for a sketch but won't fly for a finished drawing.

>>92701946
So you didn't get to the part with the orange tang?

What does Star's bellybutton taste like?

>>92701711
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and just say that there is a safe for work image behind this >>92701666 spoiler.

>>92701986
Pls no, we don't want to get /trash/'d

>>92701896
How is what either of us said wrong, faggot? Or are you just a grill and in denial?

>>92701946
>overrated
Meaningless word. NGE came from a weird time in Anno's life, and it shows. The characters are solid and relatable. I enjoyed it thoroughly. Except the ending, anyway.

>>92702051
What? it's not like we're tableposting.

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>>92701946
>>92701984
Unless someone tells you, you'd have no idea that the movies aren't an OVA, but the "actual ending" as well as a big "fuck you" to the autistic screeching fans.

If you're just marathoning it on a streaming site you'd be clueless. I still feel like the "congratulations" ending is not terrible.

I don't want to be "stop hating things I like", but calling EVA teen drama with power rangers is...a baffling summary to me.

>>92702061
>How is what either of us said wrong
What you said was a generalization, and generalizations are always wrong, because people don't think and act in lockstep. Get out more, interact with some of them, and maybe you'll discover that.

Or just shitpost /r9k/ and /pol/ talking points for the rest of your life. All the same to me.

>>92702138
I have seen the entire series through and through. Rebuilds and all and all I can say is:

Congratulations!

Also Marco/Star get in the fucking robot!

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>>92702168
>generalizations are always wrong
Anon, that's a generalization.

>>92702061
I want /r9k/ to leave.

>>92701564
The spell is presumably supposed to be like a one-way thing that only Glossaryck can see, same as how he can reach through the magic mirror phones etc.

Star did shoot some magic through it, so it could be that you can also send spells through the window but the caster still won't be noticed, or maybe that's another example of her doing something with magic that's commonly not thought to be possible.

>>92702237
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

>>92702132
Don't you dare summon that back upon us!

>>92702256
It turns out obi wan was a sith all along.

>>92701896
>>92702244
>>92702168
You can always bitch about your soggy knees on your tumblr blog. Anywhere else is fine. Just not here.

>>92702256
Well maybe the Sith are the good guys, and the Jedi are evil!

>>92699615
>ponyhead
>literally anything above 0%

absolute trash

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so where the fuck are the photos of confirmed best girl?

>>92702115
>relatable
Which one? The redhead psychopath, the comatose albino or the whiny pushover?

>>92702115
Overrated is meaningless when it's used as "good, but not as good as some people think", Eva is forgetable seinen-shounen garbage with a budget, but treated as the ATLA of anime.

>>92702316
You could always go back to /r9k/ and marinate in your self hatred with all the other cry babies.

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>>92702132
>>92702273
Did someone say table's? This sounds interesting I missed this one guys fill me in.

>>92699647
The characters don't behave like real people, of course none of this would work IRL.

It's rare for any work of fiction to portray people realistically. Because that would be boring.

>>92702316
>literal, not Tumblr, misogynist
>watching a cartoon about a strong independent princess
Why do you guys even watch these shows?

>>92702390
Never been to /r9k/ my man.

Enjoy your soggy knees though.

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>>92702416
here is all you need to know

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>>92702061
Girls usually don't say what they mean. Another important thing to know is that most women view reality based upon their feelings.

For these reasons, doing exactly what a girl asks because you want the pussi is counterproductive. You want to be attractive? Hit them gym and have money and flaunt it. Women on a biological level are looking for safety in the arms of the powerful. We generally know the Nice Guy thing doesn't work, but alot of virgins don't think critically about what DOES work, because it involves accepting awful truths and being vain, and putting on an act.

You don't have to do the act, though. I recommend you don't, personally. Women aren't all that, and ultimately no real girl will understand you on a level you're hoping for. The sex is fun, but it's really not life-changing.

If you accept all this and still want the fucc anyway, just don't be a fucking doormat and don't spill spaghetti when a girl talks to you. Act like they're just a person who sometimes acts infantile. But seriously, I prefer waifus instead.

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>>92702326
I gotta whole lata best banana if u want it

>>92702432
Cuz I like girls, duh.

>>92702441
Could have fooled me, you're just as whiny as them.

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>>92702326

>>92702488
In what way, my man?

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>>92702451
This is even more cancerous than the Cinnamon and Mt Dew thing.

>>92701666
He will help star get into a power just so she can become despotic and then silently form his own cartel dedicated exclusively to the plantation and smuggling of corn into monster dominated areas and the most deprived parts of mewni

>>92702465
>it involves accepting awful truths and being vain, and putting on an act.
It really doesn't. It just requires confidence and wit.

>>92702534
is that bad? I have an unopened bottle of cinnamon pepsi but I don't want to drink it in case it's awful.

>>92702580
>cinnamon pepsi
Wait that's a real thing?

>>92702580
It's fake, but it'd probably be infinitely worse than the Pepsi if it were real.

>>92702530
By crying about girls in a Star vs thread.

>>92702603
it's called pepsi fire, and yes
>>92702617
I can imagine

>>92702619
I haven't done anything cept call you out on your whining about "muh soggy knees" ya know?

>>92701711
Marco is a Francoist in his head and Carlist in his heart.

I really thought we'd get some info about the next season today.

If it doesn't happen in the next couple days then I guess it's an August premiere

>>92702637
>it's called pepsi fire, and yes
Bummer, we get everything here late! I want to try that!

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>>92702651

>>92702168
>Get out more, interact with some of them, and maybe you'll discover that
That's how I discovered 80% of women don't care about men, just how big their dick is and how much money it makes.

>>92702651
and I'm just calling you out for bringing your cry baby nonsense to a cartoon thread about a magical girl do stupid magic girl things.

>>92702730
What crybaby nonsense?

>>92702692
There's also a mint version called Pepsi Ice.

>>92702747
This cry baby nonsense.
>>92702727

>>92702765
Sounds rad!

>>92702256
>Shooting a gun while pointing it toward your head will result in the end of your life
>Generalization! Not all bullet wounds are like that! You just need to experience it for yourself!
That's what you sound like.

>>92701681
I mean, it's clearly what Daron wants.

>>92702790
That's not my post, you silly individual!

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>>92702747
>>92702730
>>92702651

Can we talk about something we all agree on?Like how we come here to look at and read cute things because nothing else is going right in life?

>>92702799
Go look up survivors of gunshot suicides. There are a hell of a lot more than you think.

Don't worry. I'll wait.

>>92702799
he was clearly joking anon

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>>92702827
And even in our happy place you have to come and remind us of that

>>92702827
>cute
Eh. Cute's nice and all, but I stuck around for Dies Irae.

The astrological symbols for Mars and Venus respectively are also the common symbols for male and female.

>>92702790
Typical.

If it isn't true, if women really do actually care about men like you think they do, why are you getting so defensive
Also good job on yet again using shaming tactics to silence men who've caught onto the game women play with them.

>>92702847
That's why you put it in your mouth. Much lower chance of survival. Only an amateur goes for the temple.

>>92702813
It may be you, it may not be you. I'm just tired of seeing this whiny stuff in these thread. Can we just go back to talking about Star's shoulders?

>>92702847
Generally, the number who die that way is greater than the number who don't. The mechanism that results in a person surviving something like that actually can vary depending on caliber but sometimes, believe it or not, people can miss vital areas of the brain or head and survive.

>>92702847
There's still an overwhelmingly large amount of people who die to them, though. You're pointing out the exception and telling everyone it's the rule.

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>>92702913
Yes. Yes we can.

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qt

Getting prepared to had over the show to Dave Filoni, so she can work on her animated movie.

>>92702903
It's hard to care about you, Anon. You're really annoying and you ruin threads.

>>92702952
Oh, Thank goodness.

>>92702913
No. We're going to discuss Jackie's firm, tightly toned fishtail.

>>92702912
>That's why you put it in your mouth. Much lower chance of survival.
Still wrong. Guys have commonly failed at that as well.

Your best option for killing yourself with a gunshot requires severing the brain stem. You'll want to point the pistol straight forward, facing you, in between the bottom of your eyes and the bridge of your nose. This is the bottom portion of what we in the business call the "T-box", and it is where the brain stem connects to the brain.

>>92702971
Then stop arguing with me. You are the one ruining the thread by insisting reality isn't what it is.

>>92702971
>>92703020
How about both of you faggots shut up or I will come to your houses dressed as Ponyhead and rape you to death.

>>92703039
Come get me fucker

>>92703020
>>92702971
>>92702903
I care about anon, but, this isn't the place or time to discuss this.

>>92703020
I was just insisting that you go back to /r9k/.
>>92703016
What kind of fishtail do you think Jackie sports?

>>92703039
I really hope they do a Godfather gag with Ponyhead at some point.

>>92703039
That's my fetish.

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>>92703072
A secret one.

>>92702827
Yeah, waiting for season 3 is one of the few things that keeps me going anymore.

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>>92699698
>blushmallet drew a Jackie
It's actually not so bad

>>92703102
Those are the best kind.

>>92703072
We can't talk about Star's shoulders in /r9k/.

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Time to cleanse the thread and start all over again

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>You know, anon, according to Mewman tradition, I'm actually of age to start courting potential suitors.

>>92703137
Have you tried?

>>92702138
The ending is irredeemable, both of them. To this day I still can't understand what any of them meant, but the congratulations ending takes the cake both for being purposefully morose.
Yes yes, I know it's supposed to represent what happens during instrumentality and all that, but the problem is that no one tells us that. We don't know what instrumentality is or how we got there. There is no transition between point A and point But. They just drop us there without warning or explanation.
The congratulations ending is quite simply a cop out for a "we have literally blown all of our budget, we haven't got a single dime left, but we're still two episodes short, what do we do?
It took me a long time before I finally accepted the truth and realised that it's pointless to look for meaning in those endings, because there is fucking NONE. The writers themselves have admitted that most of the imagery in the show was thrown in there for rule of cool and has no actual meaning whatsoever.

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>>92699790
>Callie was so ass-blasted about the loss
she turned traitor
What a bitch, i hope we put her down once and for all.

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when will we seen janna's shoulders

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>>92699615
When is Moon going to claim Marco as her concubine and steal his virginity?

>>92703141
It looks like cartridges are coming out and there's no charging handle.

C'mon senpai. It's the details that are important.

>>92699744
This. Pony Head is more fun, in her own stupid way. Jackie is just bland as hell.

>>92703201
>implying Jackie hasn't already claimed it

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I want the star crew to enter the tournament of power /co/!

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>>92703188
Harsh, anon. I wonder what a guy on your level would have to say about one of Nefcy's and mine favorite Chinese cartoons. Especially considering how a lot of people refer to it as "NGE for girls".

>>92703200
I wanna see Janna's upskirt shots

>>92703308
>dragon ball super
it's shit

>>92703178
And according to Earth tradition, that lands people in jail.

>>92703188
>To this day I still can't understand what any of them meant
Just go ask on /a/.

But you can't directly ask, or they'll claim you're a newfag asking to be spoonfed.

You have to state the endings were purposely bullshit/meaningless, and that you're willing to legitimately argue the point.

You could also just go ask on one of the NGE forums, they're generally more receptive to questions.

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>>92703368
>That won't matter when you're prince of Mewni. I know you want to. I saw what you wrote about my shoulders. Wanna touch them?

>>92703200
A girl shouldn't spread her legs like that in public

>>92703181
They're too busy being actually depressed about the lack of love in their life to enjoy anything

You think I and the few others on here were bad when we were """whining""" about the realities of life? The guys who frequent /r9k/ make me look like Fred Rogers. They don't stop after venting, they go threads and threads and threads and threads where all they do is point out the contradictory bullshit men have to deal with in life. It's not like this, where the thread is 70% SvtfoE, 30% unrelated stuff. There's nothing but the same threads. There's no discussion there, just pure unadulterated malaise.

I'm gonna stop now. I don't want this to become /star9k/.

>>92701169
The dynamic posing you used is really good. You should also try using more vanishing points if you want some extreme effects. The end result tends to be quite good

>>92703456
Janna is going to do what Janna wants.

>>92703368
>Earth tradition
Burgerland does not constitute 'Earth'. Hell, even in some Burger states she's legal.

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i love janna

>>92703456
Janna's not a girl

>>92703456
A girl shouldn't give handjobs in a movie theater, either, but I sure wasn't complaining.

>>92703480
I used to go to /r9k/, all they do is regurgitate into each other mouths and play the "who has it worse" game.

>>92703324
Haven't seen utena and probably never will NGE purged me of any desire to experience any further Japanese mindscrews.
Don't get me wrong I love NGE, it was surprisingly innovative, it was a trail blazer, heading off the beaten path into new unexplored territory.
The problem was that they had no idea where they were going and at the end, they arrived to an active volcano in which they decided to take a swim in.
TWICE!

>>92703480
>/star9k/
And now I want an AU where Star is a maladjusted NEET princess.

Thanks for that.

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>>92703623
>maladjusted NEET princess

You mean this?

>>92703614
The biggest complaints people tend to have with it are the lesbians, bishounen, and reuse of cels.

I don't even mind the reuse, because they took a time/money-saving technique and actually used it to reinforce the theme.

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requesting meido or cheerleader janna

>>92703368
According to older Earth tradition and not local traditions within the recent couple of centuries, you're wrong.

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>>92703623
I would definitely read that.

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>>92699647
>hot, smart, fun, athletic
>genuine in his actions and is well off financially
>has hair good enough that someone whose life he ruined can't help but compliment him on it and he never stays in the past except with one specific person. who's more than deserving of it
>has several great moments and is generally nice but never just pretends to be
>doesn't let things get him down, picking himself up very quickly & easily
>has a good number of real people into him (including Nefcy, since both her self-inserts are)
and they have their own reasons. At the absolute least, he'd still have Star and Starfan13 into him.

>>92700777
pls gb2 reddit

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will jackie move in to marco's and tries her best to be as star as possible to cheer marco up?

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>>92703623
Or more like this

>>92703492
>Hell, even in some Burger states she's legal.

I'm pretty sure that's not true. I'm fairly certain that the youngest age of consent in the U.S. is 16.

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>>92703623
Make it so

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>>92703679
dont forget he makes amazing nachos

which tom will never taste

>>92703698
She can try but Marco's not going to be there. He's going to Mewni.

>>92703387
No anon at this point I've made peace with the fact that the endings are indeed meaningless, and that any meaning that might lie hidden under those bandages is so abstruse and complex as to not be worth the effort.

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So, if Jackie and Marco have a falling out, and Janna becomes the "rebound girl", does that make Star a double-cuck?

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>>92700475
But I know somebody who ISSSSNTTT!

>>92703718
yeah, not legal but I'm like 99% sure she'll turn 15 onscreen in S3 (3 different people on the crew have separately mentioned "Stump Day" as Star's birthday, there must be an episode about it in the future) so that might seem marginally better for some

>>92703287
But Jackie can easily not be bland if she was treated like an actual character

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>>92703796
>>92703804

>>92703623
No don't do that

I was joking

>>92703796
It means Janna is probably drugging Marco or has some other way to bend him to her will because he wants that bitch to suffer and die.

>>92703679
Can't go back to some place I've never been to. Troll better kiddo.

>>92703623
There's a picture of a smelly dejected Star walking behind Marco/Jackie, but I don't have it.

>>92703790
>I've made peace with the fact that the endings are indeed meaningless, and that any meaning that might lie hidden under those bandages is so abstruse and complex as to not be worth the effort.

Welp, whatever helps you move on it from I guess.

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>>92703698
what's with the rapist face on marco there

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>>92703754
Are you sure you want that?

>>92703973
Waiting for the Rohypnol to kick in. Which, judging by Star's face, isn't very long away.

>>92702674

Janna is cute! CUTE!

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>>92703500
Same she is so adorkable

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>>92704003
>Jackie won't let me see Marco anymore

>>92704007
I know the answer I am going to get but..
Where did he get the Rohypnol?

>>92702727

ever consider that maybe the reason you don't have success with women is not because they fall into these ridiculous, cartoonish stereotypes you project onto them, but because you approach them with a humongous butthurt chip on your shoulder

>>92704075
Janna.

>>92703456

> always wearing super-short skirts while doing tomboyish things

Janna has an exhibitionist streak, and wants to be seen. This is canon.

>>92704075
Janna. Obviously.

>>92703804
I hovered my mouse over that bar fuck you

>>92704057
Her blood is purple.
Her. Blood. Is. Purple!
Burn the witch!

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>>92704075
Duh.

>>92703718
Huh. You're right. Lucky for me I live in one of the less-retarded states. I only have to convince her to wait TWO years!

Yay.

Would Star be open to roleplaying as her mother?

>>92704196
Actually its green

>>92704257
>14 years old and more childish than other females her age
>"mom is a poophead"
what do you think

>>92704081
>yet another women who thinks she can be sassy and put that evil man in his place for daring say anything bad about the sisterhood
I used to talk to woman as an equal, how I was taught my whole life. Turns out, they don't want an equal partner, and are even repulsed by men who appear to be equal to them. They're only attracted by strong, well-rounded men, and apparently it's entirely my fault I wasn't raised to be one.

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>>92704257
You could just ask her directly, you know.

>>92704081
>>92704296
Oh yeah also don't reply to this, the conversation was done a while ago and there's nothing else that can be said.

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>>92704308
>>92704257

>>92699615
gotta kill someone off, they can't afford all those VAs

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Who here anon?

>>92704296
> people who disagree with me are women

there are no women on 4chan faggot, your butthurt patheticness reeks to either gender from miles away

> they're only attracted by strong well-rounded men

Not true, but they do have standards. You know, sort of like guys have generally universal standards, like "don't be crazy" and "be somewhat pretty"

> bawww I wasn't raised to be one

literal pleb caste-thinking, you can easily improve yourself, but if you do it with the mentality of just wanting pussy you'll always come across as insecure

now stop your bitching, stop shitting up star vs threads with your r9k self-pity bullshit, if you want to do that, go do it in /r9k/

>>92704326

Too late faggot, suck my dick

>>92704363
>Ponyhead's VA is found dead within 48 hours
nothing of value was lost

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I am

What if Star had a penis because Mewman women are biologically different than earth women?

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Yooooooooo

>>92704403
he faps alot i see

>>92704429

she would have mentioned it when she saw Marco's dick, which she almost certainly canonically has at this point

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>>92704376
>>92704403
... please stop

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>>92704357
What can I say Star, your mom is hot

>>92704400
I'd miss her.

>>92704144
>>92704151
>>92704204

Yeah that is what I was expecting. Drugged up threesome soon?

>>92704376
>tfw behind on qst sessions

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>>92700475
I know I'm late to this part of the conversation

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>>92704462
Fuck you star!
My autism can't be contained

>>92704513
source please

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janna, you rascal

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>>92704376
No. Not at all. Pls go.

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I want a harem for anon!!!!!

>>92700285
Source?

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>>92704513
god damn

>>92704376
>>92704403
>>92704449
>>92704522
What is this autistic nonsense?

What if Star is really disappointed in the size of Marco's junk because Mewman men are hung like horses?

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>>92704508
I really want to fug the bug

>>92704429
If she felt insecure about that sort of thing + wanted to be able to have traditional Earthsex with Marco, there's nothing stopping her from magically changing her junk. It'd be both more accurate and natural than sex-change surgery.

also stupid derail but

For this reason the concept of "trans Mewmans" in fandom shit is dumb to me, at least among Star's family. You can use magic and then no more dysphoria or whatever; might as well have been born that way. Even if you have the cheek emblems and want to be male, the fact that Heinous used brainwashing to make hers vanish and hide her connection to Mewni could indicate that if someone really strongly feels they're a man, the marks would fade away on their own.

Like I didn't even intend to put that much thought into this sort of thing, but it's weird when tumblrites try to be more inclusive/diverse with the Mewni setting when canon indicates you'd probably have an easier time being trans there than on Earth. Mewni's got a bunch of different races and gay couples and shit; it's only the monster scum that are really looked down on.

>>92704602
The star vs quest, over on /QST/, you should try it, it's pretty fun

>>92704602
Self insert fan character it looks like

>>92704588

What

what is this

did

did /co/ collectively make a Star vs OC to reprsent anon, and give him edgy monster arm powers

because if so

this is literally a million times worse than the table and cinammon memes

>>92704593
It's some comic by Fridge called "Star's 50th Day Anniversary"

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>>92704612
i want to hug the bug

>>92704602
>>92704639
>not knowing about the /qst/ threads

Here
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=star+vs

>>92704377
>there are no women on 4chan faggot
You came across as one with the way you type. Either that or you're an incredibly feminine man.
>your butthurt patheticness reeks to either gender from miles away
People typically react harshly to hearing true statements, since typically truths are a bit harder to process.
>Not true, but they do have standards
Their standards are a 100k salary, 6'9" height, and a 10" penis.
>You know, sort of like guys have generally universal standards, like "don't be crazy" and "be somewhat pretty"
It's funny, other than sharing a few hobbies like cartoons and vidya, those are my only standards. Well, I guess female promiscuity is a turn off, too, but apparently it's wrong to think a woman who's already had several experiences with several guys is undesirable.
>literal pleb caste-thinking, you can easily improve yourself
Can a boat with several holes in it stay afloat? Sure, but it's almost always more trouble than it's worth.
>but if you do it with the mentality of just wanting pussy you'll always come across as insecure
I don't want "just pussy", I want to have a healthy romantic AND sexual relationship with a woman, the problem is women don't want that with me, or they only want the "romantic" part.
>now stop your bitching, stop shitting up star vs threads with your r9k self-pity bullshit, if you want to do that, go do it in /r9k/
Holy fuck if you'd read further replies you'd see we had already finished this conversation

Fuck off

>>92704639
NO, THERE IS A STAR vs QUEST OVER ON /QST/

ALL THIS AUTISM IS FROM THEM.

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT.

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>>92704603

>>92704685

tl;dr

didn't I tell you to go back to r9k faggot

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i seriously hope we get deleted on sight for the next 24 hours again

>>92703919
Oh, I've read dozen of theories, there was a time when I devoted a lot of time and effort to understanding what the hell had happened. The problem was that not a single one of seemed to be the right one. And this is by design. The ending is so ambiguous and so full of holes for the viewer to fill, that there is no right one. It's more of a scaffolding on top of which you build whatever the hell you want.
As far as I'm concerned, all I can say about the ending is that I have a headcanon, no more or less valid than anyone else's.
Instrumentality, to me the least interesting part of the whole thing, is as has been pointed, really nothing more than a reflection of Anno's psyche, at a time during which he was in a. . Not very good place. As such, it's dark, disjointed, and makes absolutely no sense. Maybe there's meaning there, but Anno's holding it very close to the chest and not letting go of it.
I still think that it was shit, though. Both of them.

What if Star was a furry?

>>92704720
This will carry over into another thread as long as someone will find that other person and still have a collection of salt.

A ban for each sounds better.

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>tfw there on people on this board right now, who don't know the star vs quest

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>>92699615
no don't vote! these polls usually don't end well!
I'm scared for Janna

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the lack of best grill (Hekapoo) in this thread is disappointing

>>92704708
Again, this conversation was already had.

Also
>>92704326
(Thu)20:25:31

>>92704377
(Thu)20:27:32
>too late faggot, suck my dick
Give me a microscope and tweezers.

REMINDER

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>>92704758
There are people on 4chan who have never watched My Little Pony, and for the same reason.

/mlp/ and /qst/ are both containment boards.

Now if only /k/ could get one for the underage wannabe operators...

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>>92704790

>>92704788
Yo. You. And other dude. Stop. Chill. Go to time out. Hell, kiss and make up whatever you fags like, either way, take it out of here ya cunts.

>>92704788

> already had this conversation

and yet you somehow missed the point that people didn't want to hear your bitching

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>>92704813

>>92704758
We purged you fucks from /tg/ for a reason.

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heard people screaming below my apartment
got scared and i thought it was another bomb

turns out its just a bunch of highschool teenagers duking it out

ooc aside, they will most likely release season 3 in july right?