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Who cares about that samurai cuck? TIME TO GET SCHWIFTY! AGAIN!

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Who cares about that samurai cuck? TIME TO GET SCHWIFTY! AGAIN! HAHA WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! LICK LICK LICK MAH BALLS!
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Rick could've defeated Aku in one episode.
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>>92614907
Fuck off /pol/.
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>>92615047
Magic isn't real and Rick would've just used the "magic" chemical wavelengths in the sword to make a laser and fucking destroy Aku and magic-believing fairy-tale idiots at the SAME TIME.

MMMMM SZECHUAN SAUCE!! META SELF-REFERENTIAL ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY LINGO MMH!!
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>>92614907
Your girl is dead too you drunk bastard.
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>>92615617
Atleast I tap'd that ass. That samurai never got the chance LOL.
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>>92614907
PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
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>>92614907
BURP GOD ISN'T REAL MORTY
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>>92615773
BOOM BIG REVEAL! IM A PICKLE MORTY! LOOK AT ME IM A PICKLE!
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I feel like someone of you unironically like typing out these Rick references
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>>92616234
Put on this fedora mor-morty, we got theists to argue w(BURP)ith.
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>>92614907
Thank God for Rick. Seriously, SJ is over, let's move on to greener pastures.
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>>92616317
>R&M will never have this joke for real
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>>92614907
>that episode of Rick & Morty where Rick made it up to Jack for stealing his timeslot on April 1st
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>>92615617
We don't know that, the backstory we saw was fake.
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So why is Rick even athiest?
He spent an entire episode trolling Satan.

That's just as silly as Athiests existing in South Park despite Jesus having a public access show in town, Satan regularly showing up, and at one point God himself coming down to Earth to answer one question, and all of these things being global knowledge.
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>>92616833
>He spent an entire episode trolling Satan.
remind me what episode that was
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>>92616681
Why is Rick such a bro?
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>>92616833
I don't think it's so much that he doesn't believe in a higher power, just that he's seen so much horrible shit that he feels whatever God there is is a bigger asshole than he is.
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>>92614907

We get it, you hate that your late-night niche adult animated show got popular. I suggest dealing with it in a normal, healthy waaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha who am I kidding this is 4chan you'll probably just go troll some poor schmuck on Twitter to cheer yourself up.
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>>92614907
You know what, after that disappointing finale im actually looking forward to the new Rick and Morty.
Fuck SJ, time to move on.
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MULAN SAUCE MORTY WE BUUUUURP NEED REDDIT UPVOTES MORTY WUBALUBAPOOPOOPEEPEE
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>>92616681
>this will never happen
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>>92615059
/pol/ here, we're a board of peace and dindu nuffin
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>>>/tv/
Just cos Pickle Rick destroyed your meme don't mean you get to spill it here.
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>>92617691
oh yes it does faggot, now sit down & enjoy it
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>>92617757
NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T FUCK OFF!
>>>/tv/
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>>92617896
HOW ABOUT YOU WADDLE BACK TO GOD DAMN REDDIT
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>>92618026
Y'know what? Fuck you. if you won't leave. THEN I WILL GO TO REDDIT. BYE BITCH!
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>>92615047
>Rick would've fucked Ashi instantly, killed Aku, found a way to save Ashi and fuck her some more
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>>92618110
DONT LET THE DOOT HIT CHA WHERE MY DICK SHOULD UH BIT CHA
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>>92614907
stop making threads about your own show and go work on it
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>>92615756
This made me really mad, Gennedy should have had Jack fuck Ashi before she was erased from existence, at least the sensation of her pussy on his dick would be on his mind forever.
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>>92615570
>magic
Is just science from another universe so fucking weird its unexplainable to us.

Imagine a world that has particles called Fiams which when linked in a certain manner can create an effect, now they dont exist here but fiams are basically magic to us guys in normie physics department.

The real mindfuck is that the Gods themselves are living alien "technology" created by something beyond your comprehension.

Maybe the universe in Samurai Jack has a quantum function that causes divine beings to poof into existence randomly who fucking knows?
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>>92616916
The one where Summer works at that shop where everything is magically cursed and the shopkeeper is Satan, but Rick pretty much catches what he's doing immediately and figures out a way to get rid of the curses on his things and makes Satan suicidally depressed, until Summer cheers him back up and helps him get Rick off his back, then immediately betrays her.
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>>92618618
to be fair, it was kind of a piss-poor version of old scratch who basically just existed to job to rick
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We'd be a week into shit posting being closer to being over if not for the april fools joke
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>>92616833
He begs god to go easy on him in the S2 opener too.
He's just trying to act like he's above stuff like religon
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>>92620794
Duality of human nature. A very cynical nihilist may suddenly have religious awakening when forced to face and accept his own mortality.
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>>92614907
I can't wait till Reddit and Morty end for good.
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Morticia in the series proper when?
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>>92615047
Would Rick really give enough of a shit to even try? Yeah yeah, Aku might be a galactic government figurehead himself, but he only operates in one irrelevant universe that's never even bothered Rick, and at least he just does it for keks and doesn't really breath down people's necks with real laws and order. The extent of Aku's authority is basically just anybody he wants what to do, and otherwise just leaving the worst people in charge while he fucks off to his pit of hate.

At worst, Rick might just try to bust his balls with some pseudo-intellectual spiel on how "evil for the sake of evil" is dumb if he rubs him the wrong way, but otherwise he'd sooner party with Aku if given the chance, until they mutually attempt to fuck each other over for no good reason.
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>>92614907
>Rick and Morty is to be hated
I never understood those memes. Yeah, some of the humor is kind of bland and forced, some not even chuckleworthy. Like, the entirety of the second improv episode was pretty bad, for example. Some of the attempted feels stuff is hit and miss, too. But I think what they do get right, they get right pretty great. For instance, the episode where they do that one gag where they mock Rick about his "catchphrases" that OP is making fun of --Total Rickall-- is without a doubt one of the best episodes in the series in my opinion for it's idea and execution of that idea.

Do I just have shit taste, or is /co/ just being a bunch of contrarian faggots about Rick and Morty?
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>>92621746
A little bit of column A, a little bit from column b
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>>92621746
reddit loves it to an obnoxious degree so that automatically means we have to hate it
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>>92621490
never ever
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>>92614907

at least Jack was able to enjoy szechuan sauce whenever he wanted to.
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>>92616681
Inpossible, Rick would never help someone be happy
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>>92614907
It's just fucking sad that you know all those cucks laugh at their own jokes while writing this stupid shit.
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>>92621746
its a case where the fanbase is so obnoxious that its fun to laugh at. It also has plenty of downright awful moments that make it easy to strawman and parody
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>>92623704
Remember Scary Terry?
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>>92623861
That was to stop him from killing him.
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>>92623791
>throws in jokes in a half second that take hours to parse
yikes
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>>92623791
>Beckett's oeuvre
Just because something's self aware doesn't mean it's absurd. Beckett's self-aware moments are rooted in the absurdity of their situations; Rick and Morty's self-aware moments usually just go back to some utilitarian entertainment or production jargon like the comments about the board-driven dog world show or comedy coming in threes.

Fuck if anything Beckett's thing is boiling down the world to something so abstractly concrete that it can't suspend disbelief. Rick and Morty is so colorful and ADHD that it's escapist popcorn entertainment.

These people have no fucking idea what they're talking about. And I say that as someone who's pretentious as fuck myself when it comes to movements and styles.
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>>92623879
>>92623704
and this was to make Morty shut up and stop bothering him.
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>>92624161
Maybe Morty likes Samurai Jack
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fucking /tv/ ruins everythign
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Someone trying really hard to turn people on R&M like they did with MLP. Albeit it's not really working at all since MLP was literally for little girls and was seen as autistic.
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