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What is she, /swco/?
what is she /co/
when did palpatron start beng called shev
>>92546793
anakin and kenobi's force baby
WHAT IS SHE
BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE
>>92546833
the mouse
>>92546833
its his first name
have we seen any last jedi snoke yet?
>>92546833
>In-Universe:
It's his real name
>Meta reason:
We don't know who came up with the name (George, Pablo, Luceno?), or when, but it was first seen in the Tarkin Novel in 2014, and has been used multiple times ever since.
>>92546779
>from my point of view
P O T T E R Y
its a bomber, its a fighter, its uglier than old boot and twice as tough
its the best snub fighter and its the Y-wing
a few decades ago on a movie set far far away
there will never be another, snoke is nothing compared to the sheevster
Post dank Star Wars maymays
Anybody have a WEBM of the fight between Ahsoka and Barriss when Barriss has ventress sabers
the father the son and the daughter all looked really different.
i got a really dawn of time jedi/sith vibe off the father.
and the sons screams koToR, i dont even know what to think of the daughter.
So is rey going to create a grsy jedi order to replace the shit tier regulsr jedi?
>>92546739
Why were the clones aged up to jango's age?
>>92547613
i hope you are drunk or misspelled that many words on purpose.
what kind of new force user order could be created? will they stick with the old ways, sith and jedi?
>>92547772
So they could be within fighting age in only ten years instead of twenty?
I HELD PABLO AT GUNPOINT AND TOLD HIM I'D RAPE HIM IF HE DIDN'T TELL ME WHO SNOKE IS
HE SAID SNOKE IS JUST SNOKE SO I FIGURED HE LIED AND I RAPED HIM FOR IT
BUT MAYBE SNOKE IS SNOKE SO I RAPED PABLO FOR NO REASON????
Post your star wars mommy
>>92548078
A little worried about you, anon
>>92548253
>>92548550
Damn poe's mom was hot
>>92548923
Sure was!
>>92546987
>ugly
don't talk shit about my y-fu you fucking faggot
>>92548253
there's too many to count
>Ahsoka
>Rig Nema
>Mon Mothma
>Leia
>Depa Billaba
>Padme
>Seventh Sister
>Taun We
>Hera
and that's just the tip of the iceberg
>>92548253
What if I'm not into girls though
http://onlysouls.stream
testing /co/ stream
>>92550339
even girls have mommies
>>92550414
or he could be a fag.
>>92550280
>tip
>>92550339
there's nothing wrong with a daughter suckling the milk from her mother's breast, even if she be a grown woman
>>92550280
>Seventh Sister
>mommy
>>92548550
>>92549044
that's not Shaak Ti
>>92550705
Depa Billaba doesn't technically have any children but she's still a mommy
>>92547772
They're not eating a damn thing. And why do they look so damn angry?
>>92551626
You answered your own question
>>92550954
I luv yummy mummys
RIPAshi
>>92555131
How exactly does this relate to Star Wars?
>>92556006
Genndy created the TRUE Clone Wars so show some respect prequelbaby
>>92556468
>OTiggers
>>92556468
>TRUE Clone Wars
>>92556468
Lol
>>92556468
>TRUE Clone Wars
>>92556468
>>92556468
>>92556468
>Genndy created the TRUE Clone Wars
>>92556468
>TRUE Clone Wars
STREAM NOW!
Come join us for theSamurai Jeck grand finale!
https://twitter.com/DeeGoots/status/866138969733439488
From the moment I saw her on Rebels recon it was kinda abundantly clear she is a triggered feminist. Apparently had suicide thoughts etc too before.
>>92558252
what a qt
>>92558252
who cares
>scout trooper armor
>no helmet
>what looks like white facial hair
Please tell me my eyes are playing tricks on me.
>>92560288
>>92560288
You guys wanted this
>>92560500
We played right into Filoni's hands! He killed our husbando without us even noticing!
>>92548078
>implying you could even touch Darth Pablo
Your autism is no match for his canon warping powers.
>>92550339
Then post your Star Wars daddy.
>>92560752
Thrawn
>>92561018
>d-daddy will be so angry with me...
>>92560752
Both of them
>>92562388
How many officers moaned 'harder daddy' when Vader choked them?
>>92562456
He riles him up on purpose
>>92560752
Best boy
>>92560752
Krennic isn't daddy material. But Tarkin is
imagine if lucas hired genndy instead of filoni
YIKES
>>92564731
then clone wars would be good
>>92564731
>Anakin starts a romance with Ahsoka and then she ceases to exist
Wew lad
>>92564789
Here's your (you), please enjoy it friend
Were Pod Walkers the fictional world equivalent to STUG III's? I know Lucas had a hard on for WW2 shit.
>>92565801
>I know Lucas had a hard on for WW2 shit
Replace "Lucas" with "everyone". And replace "had" with "has". And keep the rest the same.
>>92560752
>>92566108
Did I type that wrong? I'm lost.
>>92566413
He's saying that everyone has a hard on for WW2 shit. Lucas isn't some exception to that.
>>92566413
I think he's attempting to say everyone on Earth has a hard on for WWII. For some reason.
>>92566488
Replace "attempting" with "succeeding". And replace "to" with "at". And replace "say" with "saying".
So does anyone know where I can get a full rebels soundtrack. I've listened to it, and it doesn't have the "imperial" motif that reoccurs through out the show.
https://youtu.be/Jon84qsbFwI?t=30s
See 0:30 on wards in clip related. Is there some full version of that?
>>92566488
Replace "attempting" with "succeeding". And replace "to" with "at". And replace "say" with "saying". And remove "I think".
>>92565015
>Padmé and her near-identical handmaidens were a result of her mother drinking Sheev's finger-sperm.
>>92566606
>>92566677
What a fucking lad
>>92566694
Sweet.
>>92556468
>TRUE Clone Wars
>>92556468
>>92569394
That is the face of a man who just farted.
>>92565506
How is it bait when it's true?
Why is hating on Genndywars the cool thing to do? Even though it's better than CGIwars?
>>92569714
I like Genddywars.
But TCW is in an entirely other league, it's not even close.
>2 hours of okay-animated mindless action with almost no story is better than 121 full episodes of actual Star Wars
Yeah nah
>>92550558
big imperial tits
>>92569801
This tbqh.
They're both fun, but ultimately TCW wins.
What would you do if you discovered you had force powers in the old republic time period?
>>92573922
go and do some force stuff, duh
lift up pebbles and shit
>>92548253
I want her tohold my hand.
>>92556468
>TRUE clone wars
>>92574396
You're too old for that.
Anyone hoping to see Kuat in an upcoming movie?
How would you feel about a comic series all about the unfinished TCW arcs?
>>92575802
They're already doing that in a slow way, Darth Maul: Son of Dathomir was adapted from TCW story, and I believe this new Mace Windu comic is also adapted from old TCW scripts
>>92575976
The Mace comic is set before literally every TCW episode from what I understand.
But that's not to say they couldn't have tweaked things because they want to flesh out the pre-TCW Clone Wars
>>92576255
The announcement mentions it takes place during the Clone Wars, so maybe its just Mace in the very early days of the conflict?
Would be kind of neat if it was the story of Mace deciding to assign Ahsoka to Anakin or something, if its pre-TCW but post AOTC
>>92550147
Love that shot. Y-wing a best.
Is there actually any evidence of the y-wings at Endor being the two-seat variant withna gunner? Or was this just added in by fans later?
>>92575617
>>92546967
I doubt Luceno came up with Sheev, because he also wrote the Darth Plagueis novel where Palpatine was his first name and he decided to get rid of his family name.
>>92571312
>>92569801
I was saying this last thread, Genndywars is a beautiful thing but ultimately it's mindless wank just like a lot of the EU. TCW, while not as pretty in many respects, is constant POTTERY the likes of which Genndy Tartakovsky only briefly touched.
>>92575662
First reaction to this was: 'So these guys are Zelda fans?'
Now that that's out of the way, I need more of this setting.
>>92577756
just fan headcanon
I don't know if there's any canonical support of two-seater Rebel y-wings at all, as far as I'm aware all the clone wars surplus got trimmed down, but who knows I may have missed a throwaway line in a novel somewhere
>>92578410
>>92575662
Kuat appears in a star wars insider short story and one or two novels I can't remember which ones, probably Aftermath or Twilight Company
there's also a similar place called Rigo Vinda in the season 6 tcw episodes involving the order 66 chips
>>92578565
Kuat's rings are brought up in Twilight Company, and just like in the old canon Kuat is the source of most of the Empire's ships.
Its described as a starship yard built on a planetary scale, the beating heart of the Imperial Navy
Even after the Empire collapsed Kuat is still covertly building parts of the Resurgent Class Star Destroyer for the First Order. It seems that the FO has raw resources out the ass but lacks their own advanced materials industry base for the time being. I expect that Kuat and other similarly Imperial aligned planets will be name dropped in TLJ as the First Order pushes back into the known galaxy
>S6E8
Did I finally arrive at the fabled Jar Jar / Windu buddy cop episodes?
>>92579314
yes
>>92579314
yes you are in for a wild ride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6_0Y4nnylA
>>92547772
>Why were the clones aged up to jango's age?
They weren't. Jango was in his 40s then. Those first wave clones were, physically, in their 20s.
>TCW's art style is based on Genndy
>Rebel's art style is based on McQuarie
What art style do you want the next show to be based on?
>>92579713
DeviantArt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdSw1LqpU_s
What was the budget for later TCW episodes?
>>92579927
Holy fuck
>>92579878
Fuckhuge
>>92579713
Araxussyexyr
>>92579713
This is such a good fight, not only is it incredibly animated but throughout the fight Anakin starts showing these notes and hints towards how he'd fight as Vader, just holding the blade in one hand and slamming it more like a hammer to break the block
>>92579878
I believe they made the jump to a million an episode (or thereabouts) by season 3, so I'd imagine probably somewhere upwards of that, but not by a massive amount. Between 1.2 and 1.4 million I'd guess
>>92579927
>safe
>implying there's an unsafe version somewhere
>>92579927
>gradients
But mlp's art style doesn't even do that.
Why
Post your guilty pleasures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vfFX4K2ulI
Is the Mortis arc kino?
>>92579713
I'd just assume they're gonna stick with the McQuarrie style since that's almost practically synonymous with Star Wars at this point.
Though I would prefer something new. I always respected their choice to go with the McQuarrie style for the show, and indeed it does look great a lot of the time, but I never fully agreed with it.
>>92580164
no.
>>92580164
I'm still not entirely sure what that was all about.
>>92580164
It's pretty shit
>>92580160
TFA.
I know everything that's wrong with it, but I can't just not enjoy it at some level.
>>92580164
yes
>>92580301
Its a fun movie, and it does its job of being entertaining well enough
But as an entry in a grander Star Wars mythos? Its got some pretty major problems that its only able to give out to other entries in the franchise to solveTBQH I have similar thoughts about Palpatine. Great fun as a villain, but as part of a grander universe his presence is a little frustrating
>>92580426
What's our issue with him?
>>92580456
*your
>>92580426
Yeah, I can agree with that. His presence doesn't exactly convey the respect it should. His actions do, but not his physicality or actual character.
>>92579713
doug chiang
he channels McQuarrie but he is not identical
>>92579600
Yeah but Cody with helmet off was acted by Morrison. He was 42-43 during the filming of ROTS. If you take the earliest clone birthdate to be 10 years before ep2, they would be 26 years old at the most. Pretty big difference but you can handwave it with war aging people fast, I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlXruGUssUE
>>92580456
His impact on the Clone Wars, particularly the Separatist side of things
Its obvious he manipulated existing feelings of resentment to get the CIS off the ground, but how much influence did he really have? Did he encourage them to build the droid army, or was the CIS always going to go on the offensive the minute the Republic realized what was happening?
Then there's the whole thing with the Clones, was the Republic really so willing to accept an army of slave-soldiers that had been raised from birth to fight and die for a state they'd never even visited? Or did Sheev lay some groundwork for it, use his political skills to overcome any sense of disquiet the clones caused among the Senate?
Palpatine had an enormous impact on galactic politics in the years before the Clone Wars, so big in fact its hard to tell what trends he started and which he merely latched on to
>>92579352
>>92579426
Damn, that was some fun Indy shit.
>>92580681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP2osLHQpLU
>>92580681
>>92580794
Poor fucks.
>>92580794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHhX7lDO9FE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhoiZktcetk
>>92580164
100%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGj7_t5tpgY
Someone got the Fives webm where he gets shot?
>>92581382
So I'm almost through with S6, how many of the unfinished reels are there?
>>92582042
1-4 is Utapau,5-8 is Bad Batch, there's also a four issue comic for Son of Dathomir, and a novel for Dark Disciple.
>>92582468
Thanks.
What if Snoke is Fox?
>>92582551
No, Snoke is Foox.
>>92582584
>clone of a clone
Disgusting.
What characters were introduced just to die?
>that scene where Yoda sees Order 66 on Dagobah
I didn't sign up for this again.
>>92578405
>Dont forget to insult the EU somehow
Why are you NUfriends so insecure?
>>92580579
Shut up.
>>92582663
>>92578405
>mindless wank just like a lot of the EU
Spoken like someone who never read the EU except through wook articles.
>>92583198
To be fair it's in his name
>>92582961
>>92583220
Dont fucking start
>>92546833
>>92546967
Luceno asked George.
>>92583468
You already did NUkid. Its a bit late to take the high ground you ignorant fuck.
>>92583681
Im not the other anon, i just dont want to see another petty argument from you fucks with your shitty fucking buzzwords
>it's a nucanon vs legends argument episode
>>92583468
He did start it though. Throwing needless insults that further split and fracture the fanbase.
>>92580681
>>92580794
>>92580878
My heart can't take this.
>>92576336
Mace in the very early days of the conflict, and the Jedi having to come to terms with their new role as soldiers.
>>92583874
He made a very general "insult" which is absolutely based in truth. Would I have been so brash about it? Maybe not, but anon wasn't being argumentative either.
He was voicing a valid opinion. A lot of the EU was mindless wank. 30 years of generally unfiltered work written by fanboys will do that.
He didn't insult all of the EU. In fact in his very same post, he praises something from the EU as "beautiful".
But nope, better ignore that right?Can't let him get away with daring to say anything bad about the EU.
If the two posters were REALLY passionate about the topic, they could ask what anon was referring too when he mentioned EU wankery. Then if they disagreed with his points, they could refute with their own points, and maybe an interesting discussion could have come from this. But instead they chose to call him a NUfriend, and accuse him of never actually reading the EU. That's petty bullshit that it only asking for arguments, rather than opening a discussion.
This shit goes both ways, you don't respond to a harmless jab by spitting in anons face
>>92584171
>absolutely based in truth.
>valid opinion
>EU was mindless wank
>30 years of generally unfiltered work written by fanboys will do that
0/10. At least try not using a wall of text next time to cover up your blatant bait and samefagging.
>>92584404
Yeah, okay, anon from 4 hours ago is me, and anything you dont agree with is bait. Gotcha.
>>92584404
Wow you're one stupid fanboy.
>>92584460
>>92584544
Thanks for proving the typical knee jerk reaction to the EU here. Especially when we have EU fanboys in the Storygroup.
>>92584616
I love the EU you fucking mouthbreather
Stop shitting up the thread already
>>92583771
Tbh both are mostly shit.
>30 years of mostly unfiltered content, some of it excellent, some is good, but most is utter shit
vs
>couple years of filtered content that seem to be hellbent on stealing the worst parts from the old content
>>92584643
>stealing the worst parts from the old content
u wot?
The only stuff that is being canonized is the generally beloved and well-accepted stuff.
>>92584628
>endless fan wank
>but its cool when nucanon does it
How does this make sense? Rebels get shit on for having too much fan service. Are you being retarded on purpose?
>>92584828
I didn't say literally any of that shit, stop shitposting.
>>92584925
You might as well say it since you're defending calling the EU shit and endless wank which it wasnt.
>trailer plays before Guardians of the Galaxy 2
>People gasp when Rey's hand comes down
>A few young children audibly cry in distress when the red logo pops up
>>92560288
it's okay, he's just napping. he's old and just tackled a storm trooper.
all he needs is some rest and something to eat when he wakes up.
>>92582663
Ima Gun Di
>ywn be a starfighter ace
Why even live?
>>92556468
>TRUE Clone Wars
Kieron Gillen is awful. He's bad at capturing preexisting characters' dialog, comes up with horrible and outlandish plots, and partners with the worst artists. One of them, I'm pretty sure, is a tracer. That is all.
>>92583459
he was so nice to savage
rip sweet prince
>>92585880
wtf is the source on that photo?
>>92586053
Gillen isn't my favorite writer, but Vader, regardless of some pretty large weak spots, I think did a fine job of both expanding the universe and feeling meaningful to the Star Wars story as a whole, which among other canon comics are attributes I think only Kanan and Lando possess. Not sure what to say about Aphra other than I've been enjoying it way more than I thought I should. As a character Aphra's grown on me and I've enjoyed the approach that the book has taken in terms of exploring the history of the Jedi. Gillen has his faults, but overall I much prefer his flawed ambition to the treading water that we're seeing on other Star Wars titles.
I agree with your assessment on Larocca, but honestly I'm fine with the work that Kev Walker has been doing on Aphra. It doesn't particularly stand out, but I'd take it just as readily as the work that artists like Cassaday, Dodson, and Noto have phoned in.
>>92560578
Rex survives until episode 6 and then ewoks kill him thinking hes an imp
>>92585529
>Ima Gun Di
Crab guy!
He's great in Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes.
>>92548253
Real shit
>>92586053
>>92586913
The Darth Vader annual he did with Leinil Yu is magnificent.
He gets Vader's dialog down perfect, even with the murder droids.
>>92579600
Do you think we could have gotten tempura morrison for rex in rebels? he seems pretty eager to do something star wars related. I've just never liked dee bradley bakers clone voice. its not even a good kiwi accent let alone and impression of morrision.
Daniel Logan needs to fuck though. He really can't act all
>>92587181
how lewd
>>92586913
I think he does a good job of boiling down the Sith and their ideas to a word balloon with stuff like "the Dark Side is Strength", but otherwise there isn't much depth to his stuff. But I really like the fact he did it.
>>92587258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8Kk2SErq7Q
>>92548253
i wish more people tagged their posts with shitpost warnings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cylix5fF2U
Why do people hate dexter and death sticks guy?
>>92587572
Because they are in a Prequel movie.
>>92587572
>dexter is the same species as pong krell
>>92587572
Nobody hates death sticks guy.
People hate Dexter because MUH CGI SO FAKE *jacks off to obvious matte paintings in the OT*
>>92587639
I'm not saying they're right, but the difference there is that Dexter is in the foreground and the matte paintings are in the background. Dexter gets an entire scene whereas you only see the matte paintings for a few seconds at a time.
>>92587572
I don't mind death sticks guy because a skeevy drug dealer is exactly what I'd expect in a bar like that (death sticks is still a stupid name for a drug, but its a realistically stupid street name for a drug)
Dexter though, is completely out of left field. Obi Wan leaves the Jedi Library saying that he knows a guy who can identify a certain type of weapon. Fair enough, he's been a Knight for a while, plenty of time to build connections among the criminal underworld AND he's just walked into a diner literally ripped straight out of the 1950's complete with Jetsons looking serving bots that's also run by an enormously fat and greasy looking four armed alien
Its fucking bizarre, and honestly feels a tiny bit out of character for Obi-Wan since you're just left wondering how the fuck these two met
Its just an incredibly jarring scene, which is the last thing you want (especially in AOTC) as it takes people just far enough outside the movie to start properly criticizing it
>>92587572
Death Sticks hate comes from the fact that even when I was 9 his inclusion felt more like an anti-drug PSA than an character that communicated the seediness and sleaze of Coruscant's lower levels.
Dexter hate comes from a combination of his dated CGI being a lightningrod for the usual anti-CGI circlejerk and stylistic objections to placing a classically-designed diner in Star Wars.
>>92587244
>Do you think we could have gotten tempura morrison for rex in rebels? he seems pretty eager to do something star wars related.
No. Though I wouldn't be surprised if he would've liked tom but he's probably too expensive. Also, I think Lucasfilm preferred to keep audible continuity between TCW and Rebels.
>I've just never liked dee bradley bakers clone voice. its not even a good kiwi accent let alone and impression of morrision.
I thought Baker did fine. Especially when there were episodes where he was basically all by himself voicing upwards of 10, or more, characters. And yeah, he was basically doing a toned down Aussie accent rather than a Kiwi accent.
>Daniel Logan needs to fuck though. He really can't act all
Yes he can. He just doesn't do it as often as he probably could. He's likely been living off his AoTC and convention royalties and thus probably doesn't need to work for a living anymore.
>>92587572
detective kenobi solo movie when?
also i get the feeling that despite the appearance of mild disdain he has for the scum and villainy and the seedy parts of the universe, deep down he loves it
>>92587639
>People hate Dexter because
/tv/ doesnt speak for everyone
>>92583743
It's clearly you, i can tell because your a kid and you need to have the last word.
When will Pryce and Thrawn fug?
>>92587572
I hate Dex's mustache.
>>92546739
>Battlefront 2
>another video game that looks much better than any new movie
Oh well.
>>92588613
Never
thrawn is for eli only
>>92588613
When Thrawn finds it as a tactical advantage against the rebels to
>>92548253
>>92588742
Pryce will suggest showing him some very artistic tattoos on very special areas of her body. Once she has drawn him in she will pounce, literally.
why don't twi'leks just wear giant special helmets to conceal their lekku
seems like you're exposing a giant weak point
>>92589014
I thought that was how Sabine was going to defeat/recruit him?
>>92589581
>>92588726
>He doesn't want Thrawn and Pryce to use their martial arts prowess to wrestle for dominance in the bedroom
>>92587572
Dex is kino
>>92589787
I'd rather Thrawn and Eli tohold hands
Might be too lewd for this thread though
>>92589870
>gay
>>>/out/
star wars is for STRAIGHT SHIPS ONLY
>>92589990
>tfw Star Wars got FRANKed
>>92589990
>>92589870
which is more lewd: pecks on the cheek or holding hands?
>>92589990
>implying Krennic wasn't gay for Galen
Scariff looked maximum comfy
>>92590072
>teenage cat-lady-in-waiting mistakes platonic affection between people of the same gender for lusty romance
I bet you think Frodo and Samwise were in love with each other
I'll file this post for future "movies women will never understandposting" on /tv/
>>92590150
You've never read catalyst then
he literally waxes poetically about how only he understands Galen, and how he only deserves him
What could they do to salvage Poe and Finns characters?
>>92590111
I found the comfiest planets to be Tatooine, Dagobah, and Endor 2bh
>>92590183
before postmodernist high school literature teachers started forcing kids to read way too deeply into everything, that would have been considered something called "friendship"
>>92590230
It was more obsession. I never said Galen liked him back. Galen was straight and had a wife.
Krennic is a sad mess of a person
>>92590218
Make them kick ass and take names in TLJ.And then spit-roast either Rey or Rose in the after-credits scene
>>92590218
>poe
nothing
the comics already did that
he rules.
>finn
give him a series that redeems him too
>>92590218
>Poe
Make his comic not shit, maybe something like the Rogue Squadron comic
>Finn
Give him some personal struggles after leaving the First Order.
>>92590038
Kisses on the forehead.
>>92587572
This may be controversial but I love everything to do with Dex's Diner-
The idea of a Star Wars Noir story on Coruscant with a Jedi Detextive makes my dick hard.
Hitting up seedy bars, 50s diners, turning up the Noir by 500%.
Give him a blaster.
Hell it doesn't have to be a jedi. Could be anyone, set during the OT with the Empire in the background doing its "Evil Empire" thing and muddling in private investigations.
>>92590535
I want to see empire era Coruscant so much.
Why are B1s so talkative?
>>92590656
From what we've seen in Aftermath, the comics where it showed up and whatever else, there's little change in Coruscant from what we've already seen in the movies. That is, until Endor when Coruscant starts turning into a civil war warzone in some spots.
I think I'm coming around to the idea of Luke's Jedi being destroyed after ROTJ. Having him going to save Han and Leia in ESB lead to the birth of Kylo Ren makes the OT much more true to the PT concept of the Jedi having to make extremely hard nonbiased decisions. Leia and Han's destinies were to die at the hands of Darth Vader on Bespin. Luke acted out of love for his family but it wasn't his place to save them at the risk of the galaxy falling to the Empire. By TFA he's learned that lesson but he's probably thinking that he's too old and the political situation is to unruly for him to bring the Jedi back. When he sees Rey she somewhat brings hope to him but he probably deep down thinks the galaxy is already lost until over the trilogy when Rey shows that she has what it takes to become the successor of the Jedi and truly bring the Order back for good.
The idea is that the Jedi Order isn't about winning wars or having close families. They are the guardians who risk everything including power and loved ones to do what absolutely must be done to save the galaxy. At the end of ROTJ Luke has won this war in a situation where the perceived enemy will obviously not completely leave or quit fighting and he's been selfish and allowed his family to live at the risk of the galaxy falling into chaos. He did everything wrong and this is why TFA sort of works (aside from being an ANH ripoff). There aren't supposed to be happy endings for Jedi and any attempt they make at forcing one will be swatted down like a fly by the whill of the force until they learn to truly be humble to truly have no possessions and to truly be peacekeepers.
>>92591307
I'll be fine with it when we see the Order he made.
>>92591151
For their own morale?
>>92591151
Why could B1s feel pain? Why could they be cowards?
>>92591307
faggot
>>92591559
>>92591503
>>92591656
>>92590218
Pretend TFA and its entire plot doesnt exist and make Poe the Nathan Zachary of a Star Wars themed Crimson skies movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i23KRvtWLx8
I have trouble watching Rebels, because... I keep getting distracted by Hera. This show's animation is too smooth and bouncy, so instead of watching on I end up rewinding the same scenes again and again to admire her bouncing lekku or her sweet voice. I'm obsessed with this Twi'lek.
It's not unhealthy or anything, r-right?
>>92591751
>>92591664
>>92591656
I love these way more than I should
>>92592248
seek help
>>92592248
normal
>>92577756
the Y-wing used at endor has been retconned as the BTL-A4, a one-man heavy fighter rather than the fighter/bomber or pure bomber its been turned into by the EU
>>92591307
Somebody pointed out that Luke, Leia and Han achieving relative galactic peace for nearly 30 years is a pretty impressive feat. Of course it was never going to last forever.
>>92592272
>we still don't have any newcanon Dooku material
Why live?
>>92547613
>>92593155
when will hera got sold off as a sex slave to an imperial officer?
>>92592394
No, that's great.
To me the Y-wing was always more like an F-4 anyway. Old, but sturdy, adaptable, always relavent, and sexy. Eventually proves itself in roles it wasn't meant to perform.
I really love a short comic run for each major fighter squadron pre-ANH, or even a novel with several shorter stories. Love to year Gold and Red leader's exploits beforentje Death Star.
>>92593340
dat ass, tho
>>92592784
This fine fellow needs a novel
>>92592272
Rumor has it James Luceno will be hired to make a Darth Sidious/Palpatine book that will canonise some parts of Darth Plagueis. Expect some Dookie Butt to be involved somehow.
>>92593186
ftfy
>>92594983
Is there anything that actually substantiates this rumor?
I'd love to see it happen, but so far the only thing I've seen has been other anons talking about how much they'd also like to see it happen which feels like a pretty poor basis for a rumor.
Post droids
>>92595165
>>92595381
>>92595343
Nothing beyond the fact that he's done 2 Canon books in 3 years so he is fully on board, made some nods to characters from his Legends books, and is obviously good for the jov because of prior experience, so everyone just kinda assumed that when they get around to doing some Pre-TPM books again, he'll be the man they ask.
>>92592248
>those lekku just flopping around
L-LEWD!
>>92595434
Holy fuck this must be the first time someone other than me has posted this image anywhere.
Dark greetings, /swco/.
>>92595473
So in this case rumor is "think I want to happen so maybe it will."
I mean I want that too but that's not really much of a rumor.
>>92546739
I wish people would quit calling him Sheev. Palpatine sounded cool, and has been good enough for nearly 4 decades. But Sheev just sounds fucking retarded.
>>92595712
Nice
>>92595969
>>92596186
>getting peeved by sheev
>>92596186
The world doesn't revolve around what you think is cool anon.
Hey fellow Star Warriors! Are we all excited for Untitled Han Solo Project (2018) starring Alden Ehrenreich as beloved Star Wars character Han Solo, originally portrayed by Harrison Ford? I can't wait!
>>92596380
I definitely am.
>>92596380
sure
can't wait for donald glover either shitting the bed as lando or nailing it
>>92596380
Oh boy, am I! Hun Salo is my favorite Star Wars, this is going to be DA BOMB as all the kids say!
>>92596380
I can't wait to finally learn Han Solo's real name! For fifty years us fans have wondered what his real name could possibly be and now we finally get to find out!
>>92596380
He better nail the performance because he still looks wrong for the part.
>>92596186
You can just call him "Palps" or something if you want, no one is forcing you to call him Sheev.
>>92596380
Only because its based on Lucas's own pitch from ideas he has been crafting for 2 decades, and being constructed by Lucasfilm in the same way they did Rogue One.
Casting seems iffy, but if the story is worth telling, I trust Lucasfilm to make it work.
>>92596470
dude i don't know he NAILS the anakin look
haha he is anakin right
>>92596453
It's Hansol Dooku, son of Count Dooku, this vindicating MSW's TRUE and HONEST report that Adam Driver would play a descendant of Dooku!
>>92596380
No, Han isn't all that interesting of a character.
>>92596470
So is it just the lightning or does his jaw look kind of fat there?
Fuck Han Solo and fuck Chewie
they're both awful
>>92596569
I like Chewie but he's such a non-character. There's not much left for him to do anymore and it's clear he's only going to be in 8 and 9 because they know people like Chewie.
>>92596470
Oh hey we're finally getting Kurt Russell as Han Solo?
>>92596380
I was genuinely impressed by Ehrenreich in Hail, Caesar! so I'm unironically optimistic about him.
As for the film itself, I get the feeling that we have a good chance of the film either being surprisingly good or so bad that causes Disney and Lucasfilm to sit back and seriously think about the long-term direction of Star Wars and the limits of nostalgia bait, both of which are outcomes that I feel are healthy for the long-term health of the franchise.
>>92596380
>>92596470
The thing I most believe in for that movie is the script and the directors. It has so much -potential- to be good. Here's hoping they pull it off.
>>92596634
quick and dirty
>>92595969
D A R K G R E E T I N G S
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>>92596569
Go to bed Kylo.
>>92596841
>escape from orlando
kek
>>92596897
Shut up Hux, go back to playing with your fucking cat
>>92596704
What worries me is that if it is good, Disney will take the wrong lesson and just go "oh well I guess more nostalgia it is!"
What happened to Clones after they were done being used in the Jedi Purge?
>>92597181
Some of them continued serving in the Empire as instructors or other support roles, but most got given a Vietnam vet-style "thanks for your service now fuck off" boot.
>>92597181
a new holoporn series on greedo's casting couch
where they take advantage of clones and their virginity
it was not very popular since it was basically the same two people ever ytime
>>92597026
Rogue One was the idea of a SFX guy, and the Solo movie came from Lucas.
It's not like Disney is gonna lock everyone in a room and demand they only make movies from a certain timeframe or some shit.
Lucasfilm is doing what they enjoy making, and right now thats OT stuff. But that's because Lucasfilm themselves are fans,they're not going to want to be stuck in that era forever, just like the fans wont
>>92597181
Disbanded. Some got sent to care homes. They were allowed to rejoin the empire volentarily, but accelerated aging meant most of them ended up in non-combat roles before ANH was done. Tragically though, they were just tossed aside, the unsung heroes of the Galaxy.
>>92591151
They can be extremely chatty or they almost never say a word. When they slaughtered the Clones on Christophis they didn't say a damn thing. It was extremely intimating.
>>92596380
They are wasting potential good movie with this. They could have tell this story in some comic or book and I'm sure it would work better and use movie for something more important.
>>92580164
I'm confused. If The Son's powers come from The Father then why was he trying to kill him?
>>92598007
He hated him so much so that he didn't care what would happen if he killed him.
>>92597811
>something more important
Little known secret, anon:Star Wars isn't important
>>92590038
Why notboth?http://archiveofourown.org/works/10943235/chapters/24421113
>>92598063
LIES! DECEPTION!
>>92548253
Roger, roger anon
>>92546739
You're cruising into battle in the cockpit of your LAAT/I, with your brothers in the back and your wingmen at your sides, what's playing over he radio?
my pick:
https://youtu.be/iwDDswGsJ60?t=1m2s
>>92598256
eyebrow lore
>>92598951
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ChUY0RaHkg
>>92598951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlEvy0fJto
>>92598296
Every day more lies!
>>92599653
Shopped Young Saw looks a little weird but eh, I'll take it.
>>92598296
BOR GULLAH
Post characters you would fug
>>92599902
dat asssssssss
>>92599902
His smile a CUTE
>>92599931
Post more CIS hotties.
>>92599902
>>92600006
>>92600146
Have a webm
>>92599902
I wish I had this but with Ren
>>92596380
Han bores me, I'm sorry.
>>92585661
>you will never be an aa-gunner aboard an imperial star destroyer and turn reb scum fighters into molten slag
Why live?
>>92601009
>>92601530
He looks like a fucking doofus
>>92601546
That's still no excuse for trying to rape him anon, that's really uncool of you
>>92596453
>I can't wait to finally learn Han Solo's real name!
It's Han Solo. Where has it been suggested otherwise?
>>92598951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM
Only on Felucia, tho
>>92601641
>not Umbara
>>92601635
I'm pretty sure it was a joke anon.
>>92601635
Bob Iger made a weird comment about how the movie would show how he got his name, so people freaked out at the idea that "Han Solo" isn't his name and there'd be some big reveal of his REAL name.
Kathleen Kennedy later clarified Iger probably meant to say "how Han made his name" as in how he got notoriety.
>>92601635
>>92601667
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/han-solo-isnt-really-called-10094642
>>92601667
Aren't jokes supposed to be funny, though?
>>92601635
>>92601667
>>92601739
>>92601756
Based on what we know about Lucas's ideas for Han Solo's origins, Chewbacca found him on Kashyyyk at the tail end of the Clone Wars.
If I had to put money on it, I'd say that Chewbacca named him the Wookiee equivalent of "Solo", because Chewie found him alone.
That's probably all it means.
Alternatively;
>"how Han made his name" as in how he got notoriety.
Could just be that too
>>92601756
>mirror.co.uk
Opinion discarded.
>>92596380
I unironically am. Unlike for the sequel trilogy.
>>92599653
Why is his skin so light?
>>92596704
>nostalgia bait
Hm, a huge franchise whose heydays involved Rebels vs the Empire, don't you think this factors more into their decisions beyond just "nostalgia bait"? The ever-present Empire is a cool backdrop for a lot of conflict. Even the First Order hasn't managed it, so I don't see a lot of spinoffs for that era, but a lot for the Imperial era.
>>92596470
Hair looks too poofy
Face looks a bit fat
Other than those 2 things I can kind of see it.
>>92602274
something something Onderon climate, who cares
Looks neat
Post realistic interpretations of characters from animation and comics
>>92602603
Can i post realistic interpretation of character from movie?
>>92602603
Post ships.:^)
>>92602869
what is this website i need 2 know
>>92602869
>colours matching the characters
It rhymes.
>>92603160
I wish I remembered what the site was called. Hopefully some anon will come along and tell us.
Why do twi'lek women all wear panties on their heads?
>>92603295
>>92603160
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/
>>92603448
I guess in the films, they needed to disguise the part where the actor's head ends and the lekku prop starts. And then in stuck as a species stereotype.
In-universe, it's probably more of a cultural thing rather than practical.
>>92603448
Because lekkus are private parts
>>92600446
>Goes around corner
>Shoots half a dozen times
>Hits nothing.
World's first stormtrooper.
>>92603610
Can you really blame him? His blaster seems to lack any sights at all.
How likely are we to ever get a live action Star Wars show?
What would you like it to be about?
>>92604158
never the budget would be too high
>>92604158
I would like it, but I doubt that will happen since we don't have George putting millions of dollars in per season.
>>92604388
How come they have enough budget for MCU to have half a dozen TV spin-offs, but not even one for Star Wars?
>>92604421
have you seen those shows? They visually look like garbage and the writing isn't a whole lot better. Daredevil season 1 was ok but only because of a great villain. But Agents of Shield genuinely looks like a spanish soap opera.
The budgets are also always pretty low so they can't do anything genuinely interesting and they can never get any good cameos
Do you really want that type of trashy show for Star Wars?
>>92604421
Because MCU wouldn't have near the effects needed for it to feel somewhat faithful
Space effects, expensive costume design, lots of CGI
Easier to just do an animated show
how many times a week do you reckon Padme gotassfucked
>>92604776
>Do you really want that type of trashy show for Star Wars?
The animated versions of what you described seem to have been pretty popular, so why not?
so what, is force lightning supposed to be the top level sith power that only the strongest dark side users can use?
because the only people we ever see use it in cannon in like sidious and dooku. but then in the comics apperently vader could use it? and in extended any sith fuck could use it, even way back in the past when sith were just shitters like regular jedi padawans.
>>92604945
Don't forget that also a number of jedis also used it.
>>92604971
>jedi
>use a dark side only power
does anyone ever care about star wars when they make this stuff?
>>92605051
Most people seemed to have used it simply as a way to make their force users look kewl.
>>92604388
This is a stupid misconception.
Lucas was very passionate about his live action project, having approved 50 scripts over the years, and money was never an issue for its repeated delays.
Remember, this is the guy that was pouring $1mil per EPISODE of his cartoon pet project. He was a multi-billionaire. Things just didn't work out.
A Star Wars show would likely be like Firefly, or more appropriately, Rebels. As in a small group on a ship that travel around the Galaxy.
And if money WAS ever a problem (I know Disney is less happy to sprinkle money magic than Lucas was), just like Rebels locations and assets would be reused.
>>92604158
>how likely
Very
>when
When Lucasfilm is ready. Tackling annual movies, games, comics, books and cartoon series at once is not easy.
It's not like Marvel where they have half as much content, spread across multiple overseeing studios. Lucasfilm has a lot going on, and they're only 3 years in.
>What would you like it to be about?
Anything that isn't Rey to be honest.
>>92604776
They don't even give a shit about those tv shows, and ignore them to the point that they're basically not canon.
Chopper and #randomblackguyfromthatoneTCWepisode made it into a Star Wars movie before a single reference to any tv characters from AoS made it into the MCU.
>>92604971
No they didn't. Literally only Sheev and Dooku knew the power.
Any Jedi using it is from non-canon stuff.
>>92604945
Force Lightning is a Sith ability yes, a practice taught down to Sheev from Plagueis, and his Master before him. Sheev was only able to pass the ability onto Dooku. Vader's suit made learning the ability impossible.
The Lightning is not actual lightning though. It's been commonly and more appropriately described as "hate bolts". Three guesses as to what fuels it.
>>92605182
why are jedi such cucks? the dark side has like straight up BETTER powers. and more powers, the only fucking thing that is "cannon" for the light side is stuf that everyone can use, force jump/grip/push, being able to sense things, mind trick, and have visions.
sith have the same shit, plus lightning, and like... a stonger mind trick that is actually mind control? and like suppression of their power level or whatever? (whatever bullshit palpatine did so the jedi didn't sense he was evil)
>>92605198
It's amazing that a company that made over 7billion last year can be such tight arses with money
why do i want to fuck the aliens so bad?
ive been watching the clone wars exclusively with my GF, and its getting awkward because of the fact that i would dump her in a heartbeat if i could have the chance to fuck ANY of the alien bitches i see.
ahsoka is a qt 3.14, i want to facefuck ventress, etc.
>>92605360
Gotta save it for all the bribes that they have to pay to ensue that the mouse won't enter into public domain.
>>92605279
>plus lightning
Literally hate bolts. The Jedi don't hate, its against their belief system. So a power that lets you hate someone so much that they get tortured is a pretty big nope.
>a stonger mind trick that is actually mind control?
The Jedi used this interrogation method in TCW. In that situation they were desperate, and things were uncomfortable, like they all knew they were bending the rules.
>suppression of their power level or whatever?
That was just Sheev's suppression. My understanding is he was channeling Sith energy from the Sith temple on Coruscant, to cloud the Jedi's foresight.
You have to remember that the Sith have the passed down knowledge and training of hundreds of Sith, dating back a thousand years to Darth Bane. This has all been building up to Sheev, who is the mad cunt who actually goes ahead with the Sith dream of manipulating the Jedi and taking over the Galaxy.
>>92605376
Ahsoka is built for sex.
The entire council would have ran a train on her if she said yes.
>>92604776
Yes, I have seen them, and that's precisely why I want Star Wars to have some as well.
I guess you are one of those people who dropped Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. halfway through Season 1 and unaware of how it eventually found its own ground and has been getting progressively better ever since. The latest arc was fucking dope. Something like AoS would be ideal for Star Wars - perhaps starts small and mostly episodic and confined to one planet due to budget restrictions, much like Rebels, but grows bigger as overarching plots progress. CorSec from Legends would be a great basis for such a show (actually a long time pet dream of mine).
Their Netflix shows are a different kettle of fish, not dynamic enough for Star Wars, but Netflix itself as a platform may work.
>>92605450
Disney signed a partnership deal with Netflix last year IIRC, and from what I recall TCW is still on there.
Rebels will be too im sure, and maybe eventual Live Action shows too.
>>92605376
Personally I've always found SW aliens to be too boring for my tastes.
>>92605376
>>92605436
how many times did anakin fuck that orange underage alien pussy?
>>92605528
>>92605540
>that star wars porn paraody with the sluts dressed and painted to look like twi'lek and togruta
ive jerked off to many times to that shit...
the thoughts of just grabbing those head tentacles as handlebars as you fuck their slutty throats is just the best.
>>92605585
>implying that anakin wasn't a little faggot that only got hard when getting pegged
>>92605450
agents of shield is trash, read a book instead, honestly man don't waste your limited time on this earth consuming that garbage
>>92604945
>so what, is force lightning supposed to be the top level sith power that only the strongest dark side users can use?
Pretty much.
>because the only people we ever see use it in cannon in like sidious and dooku.
You're forgetting about the Son from Mortis.
>>92605264
>Vader's suit made learning the ability impossible.
>The Lightning is not actual lightning though. It's been commonly and more appropriately described as "hate bolts". Three guesses as to what fuels it.
You're right about the hate-bolts, but I don't think Vader's prosthesis limited him from it. I just think that Sidious never got around to teaching him the skill. Thanks to his machinations with the Clone War and the Empire churning out so much of the Dark Side coupled with Vader being the physical manifestation of the Living Force, I think Sidious kept that bit from him because Vader had a serious power creep and the gap between them in power drastically shrank over the 20 years they were master and apprentice.
>>92605585
>how many times did anakin fuck that orange underage alien pussy?
Every moment he could, if I was him. He'd be crazy to pick Padmé over her. Even Padmé probably wanted Ahsoka's cunny.
>the thoughts of just grabbing those head tentacles as handlebars as you fuck their slutty throats is just the best.
They're canonically erogenous zones too. They literally evolved squishy handlebars for guys to grope, and it makes them feel good.
Literally BORN FOR SEX
GOD DAMN fucking JJ Abrams I FUCKING HATE him so much. Pablo PLEASE MAKE HIM NOT CANON!
>>92605626
anakin seems the chastity belt, cuck type i guess.
and i would like to see ahsoka with a strap on.
>>92605650
>you will never get to go to a new planet and fuck all the slutty native aliens.
i just want to kill myself already.
>>92605376
There is nothing wrong with it. Aliens are exotic stuff: lekkus, unusual skin colors, etc. are not what you normally have IRL, and that's what makes it hot. It's kind of like how some people are into catgirls or futa or whatever.
I'm worried about your relationship, however, as it seems to be built only on physical attraction alone.
>>92605635
No it's not. But your opinion is.
>>92605753
When you're a real nigga like my boi anon you best believe relationships are built on physical attraction
>>92605840
Physical attraction is important, but there should be more to it than just that.
>>92603448
I've always thought it was because it looked better.
>>92605653
On it
>>92605903
>delet this
>>all those folks I commenced my primary ignition on
>>92605635
The stench if ignorance is upon thee.
>>92605864
I agree my dude, I'm just saying that a real nigga like my boi don't have to play by the same rules as you and me, nahwhaisayyin?
>>92599902
>>92605585
>how many times did anakin fuck that orange underage alien pussy?
Zero. He is too devoted to his precious wife.
Of course, if I were in his shoes, I would have dumped her in favor of Ahsoka. But his taste is just so shit, what can you do?
>>92599902
I want them to dominate me.
>>92605753
Meh, longer I'm with her the more I think its time to.break up, shes a fucking cunt sometimes, a landwhale, never puts out. And I'm getting less attracted to.her big fat tits and body in general as time goes on
>>92605198
>Lucas was very passionate about his live action project, having approved 50 scripts over the years, and money was never an issue for its repeated delays.
It sounded like that was the reason, though.
They worked on it for about five years, had concept artists working, had script writers working, and like you said, produced at least 50 episodes on paper.
But what seems to have a sunk it, was that Lucas couldn't develop some properties to make into virtual studios or something. Which could have lowered the costs of filming. That might have been the nail in the coffin and something which prompted him to sell to Disney, iirc.
At least Rebels, Rogue One and TFA have used elements developed for the tv show and I think stuff like the Coruscant underground with the 13-- levels in TCW started out as a showcase for Underworld elements. Ditto with the "TIE gunship" which was "inherited" from another project.
>>92591307
>There aren't supposed to be happy endings for Jedi
Like there aren't necessarily happy endings to Samurai films. Always bittersweet, but just enough to know things will be okay - either eventually or for a time
>>92606336
Then do it.
Do what must be done, anon. Do not hesitate, show no mercy.
Then find yourself a girl with whom you'd feel truly comfortable and who would cosplay as Ahsoka for you.
>>92606437
>cosplay
> reminding me I will.NEVER have a shortstack waifu to dress up and paint herself to be a yordle, gnome, goblin, etc. And then have wild crazy hard rough Sex all night long to appease my shortstack fetish
I think ill end it all tonight
>>92606336
Do it.Or tell her to move her ass and take care about herself.
>>92605528
I like the more non-humanoid ones, thanks to CGI. Unironically appreciated seeing a Dug in Jabba's palace.
>>92605528
>>92606591
I smiled when I saw that guy too. Find it baffling that people could reject Lucas's attempts at making his movies even more magical and unified.
>>92606506
Don't do anything stupid, anon. There is more to life than fullfilling weird fetishes.
>>92606773
>There is more to life than fullfilling weird fetishes.
Wanting to fuck green midgets isn't that strange of a fetish desu.
>>92603448
Probably for the same reason headscarves exist in our world.
honestly i just hope that grayy lmaos aren't real since they're the least attractive alien archetype
i'd fuck a tentacle monster before those tee bee aych
>>92606963
This post is why aliens won't contact us
>>92606963
I hope grayy lmaos aren't real sinceI'm afraid of them
>>92605279
The point of the Jedi is that their ideal is balance and living with the Force/nature.
The Sith want to control the Force/nature, and so that means twisting it or outright engaging in abilities "some might consider unnatural." It's why there are things like blood rituals and shooting what appears to be electricity from their fingertips. They're so vile and twisted that they're literally bending and breaking the laws of nature for aggressive purposes.
>>92607217
It's also why they always lose in the end, since the Force draws heavily from taoism, and resisting the natural flow of the universe makes a mess but doesn't go well for you in the end.
>>92606759
Yeah, I saw some of the concept art for various Prequel aliens and Special Edition art, and there was a lot more wild and experimental designs they were thinking of, but scaled back eventually. My favorite is the gangster party from Art of TPM.
>>92605940
>24
>39
Jesus christ
>>92605264
>The Lightning is not actual lightning though
[citation needed]
>>92607104
They worked for the Sith, so we know they're evil.
>>92606963
Here's your second option. Be warned though, they like it rough.
>>92606963
>Not wanting to fuck grayy lmaos
>Not wanting to be fucked by grayy lmaos
>>92606217
>He is too devoted to his precious wife.
>precious
Padme a shit
>>92607942
fuck off mulder
>>92601739
>show how he got his name,
So the title will be "Han and Chewie's Extremely Short Kessel Run", eh?
>>92603448
Obi-wan never told you where Twi'lek vaginas were located, did he?
>>92607492
>The Lightning is not actual lightning though
>[citation needed]
All you need to do is compare the times we've seen Force Lightning used on people to actual electrocutions.
>>92607217
This is star wars in a nut shell. I don't get why people want star wars without sith or Jedi.
>>92608391
She is precious to Anakin though. He's so obsessed with her that he ultimately let it bring him to the dark side.
>>92608391
Anakin has a thing for older women, anon, not young ones.
>>92608692
Because matters of the Force are only one part of Star Wars. A great deal of the appeal of Star Wars is that there's an enormous amount of variety of settings and story potential. We don't need the Force in EVERYTHING. That's why a lot of people really enjoyed and praised some episodes of TCW that focused on Clones or anyone else as some of the best in the series because of a lack of Jedi or any other Force sensitive character because we practically see them in everything else.
>>92606591
I didn't mind that a Dug was there, but that was the weirdest shot to put him in. Everyone's asleep or passed out, it looks like the coast is clear for Leia to get Han... but then you have this one lone Dug just kind of walking around.
>>92608692
The non-Jedi stuff is still good and we've gotten some great stories that don't focus on Jedi or the Force, but only the autists go "REEEEEE JEDI SHIT"
>>92608863
I guess it's because the left side of the frame is completely devoid of anything, so it'd make sense to do it there. I agree the timing is a bit risky with what happens later, but it could just be a skip forwards when Leia appears.
>>92608820
I should have been more specific I'm talking about the saga films. You're absolutely right i love variety in genre and tone in other stories. I'm just bummed out by all this talk of future saga films cutting out sith. I know "its time for the Jedi to end" is a ruse but i would rather an absolutely new enemy that isn't a slightly different take on the sith.
>>92608815
He doesn't have a type at all. He just fell for the first beatuful girl he's seen in his life, and has had a terrible case of onetis ever since.
>>92608967
>but i would rather an absolutely new enemy that isn't a slightly different take on the sith.
>they'll end up using not-yuuzhan vong as the new bad guys
>>92606963
Check out the xeno thread on /aco/, you might change your mind.
>>92608967
> I'm just bummed out by all this talk of future saga films cutting out sith.
The Sith weren't cut out though. They rightfully died out. Sidious and Vader were the last of them.
>I should have been more specific I'm talking about the saga films.
That would've helped, I guess. But even then, I personally think that the matters of the Force should've been taken out of the spotlight since it rightfully aught to have been resolved with RoTJ.
Lots of folks would've done things differently when it came to TFA, and I'm no exception. I would've not had the Jedi re-exterminated and simply just relegated them to a minor, or at most, supporting role.
But that's just me.
>>92608967
>I'm just bummed out by all this talk of future saga films cutting out sith.
Anon, ROTJ did that.
>>92606963
Greys are just too boring to be sexy aliens.That is also why I don't find like human but with head tentacles and different skin color aliens sexy.
http://variety.com/2017/film/news/star-wars-movies-licensed-merchandise-1202438161/
>With “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” and “Rogue One: A Star Wars Story” providing major boosts, global retail sales of licensed merchandise rose 4.4% to $262.9 billion last year, according to the Licensing Industry Merchandisers Assn.
>>92603448
>>92608524
That's a realmindfuck!
>>92556468
Hey I remember you from the Toonami threads.
>>92610522
That guy was menacing the old TCW threads long before he caught win of Toonami.
Also it's probably not the real Shit Wars Guy, who hasn't been spotted in years.
Post custom clone designs.
>>92610010
Cool, I guess? I mean "Star Wars stuff sells a lot" isn't really breaking news.
>>92610826
Template where?
Fucking Chopper
>>92610884
>>92610010
Great to hear the merch is doing good, despite shit clogging the pegs right now and making it impossible to get stuff we actually want. Did Hasbro really thing people wanted to army-build Cassians or something?
>>92610963
Hasbro is remarkably stupid at distribution choices. They completely fucked Black Series with Jyn and Cassian. The initial wave of Rogue One Black Series was already pretty loaded, but then for some idiotic reason they decided the market needed solid cases of Jyns and Cassians. Literally boxes with four of each and no one else. If that wasn't enough, later waves still included Jyn and Cassian even though both were by that point clearly already overloading the pegs. Walmart has the entire line at half off and they still won't sell.
>>92611081
>TVC is going to be front-loaded with TFA figures
Oh boy can't wait for Hasbro to flood the pegs with Finns and Poes again.
>>92610963
>>92611081Constable Zuvio
>>92609115
>been
Better then not-sith no?
>>92610826
>>92610952
I'll contribute when that's a phase II helmet.
>>92611216
Zuvio wasn't as big a problem as Jyn and Cassian. Even Finn wasn't that bad because they never shipped solid cases of him (though they still kept putting both Finn and Zuvio in future cases long after it became clear they weren't selling).
>>92611186
I guarantee that the very first wave is going to be repacks of 3.75 Black Series. This is what it will look like:
2x Finn
2x Rey
2x Kylo
2x Han in Winter Gear
2x Leia in blue gown
2x Poe
I also guarantee that wave 2 is going to have a bunch of brand new figures you'll want but you'll never find because wave 1 is still taking up space.
>>92611269
>>92580164
it has fun visuals and fun character ineractions, but it isn't anything exceptional, animation wise and star wars wise.
>old fart channels a force nexus
>his children take on aspects of the dark and light
>he spends an eternity stopping both of them from being retarded
>anakin swooces right in and destroys the whole place
>>92611477
>I also guarantee that wave 2 is going to have a bunch of brand new figures you'll want but you'll never find because wave 1 is still taking up space.
This has happened with Hasbro so many times it's not even funny anymore
>>92611477
Fuck. Here's my prediction for wave 2: TFA Luke, TFA Snoke, Chirrut, Baze, Krennic and Saw.
>>92612034
This would be a good time to re-release the TVC Tarkin. It still works as a movie tie-in.
>>92612251
Don't be silly anon, nobody would want a toy of some old guy.
>HEY HASBRO, SEND US ANOTHER SHIPMENT OF THAT BLACK GUY FOR THE NEW MOVIE, OKAY?
>>92612251
Anon don't tease me with things that will never happen
>>92612344
>nobody would want a toy of some old guy
I think you underestimate children. They seem to know everything about what they love. When I was kid, all the other kids would want to get every available character for all the factions. I remember that some of them knew who Rune Hakko was and had them in their CIS collection
>>92612251
>i will never have this
kill me please
>>92612576
I know, I was being sarcastic
When I was a kid, I blew all my birthday money on a Clone Pilot to go in my V-Wing, and half a dozen Super Battle Droids.
Sure I could have bought a bunch of Jedi, or even Clones like Cody or Rex, or Greivous.
But I was happy as fuck to have Oddball instead, because I liked having an obscure Pilot dude to blow up the droids
I like to think I would have wanted Tarkin too, for similar reasons.
>>92612758
>I like to think I would have wanted Tarkin too, for similar reasons
I was really happy when I got the Lego Star destroyer set that came with Tarkin. Out of all the minifigures that came with the set, Tarkin was my favourite because no other kid had him and if you wanted to build a Lego Empire army, it wasn't complete without Tarkin
>all this love for tarkin
good to know i'm not alone
>>92612988
Tarkin was always based
Best non Imperial or Rebellion fighter.
>>92613913
We must dissent. It's not like there is much competition anyways. When will we ever get a Rogue Squadron series?
>>92612464
Hasbro is at the very least aware that there's a market for Tarkin, since they're making a Black Series version.
Re-issuing TVC Tarkin satisfies three key goals-
1. a character with known demand
2. a tie-in to a recent movie
3. it's a repack so they don't need to spend money to make a new figure
Point 3 is one of Hasbro's favorite tricks.
>>92614033
Please let them pull their heads out of their asses and give this to me
my shelf of tarkins needs to grow
>>92611572
>said I would contribute if post phase II helmet temp
>he posts phase II helmet temp
Gotta live up to my word.
>>92614033
>since they're making a Black Series version.
You better not be lying to me
>>92614383
They announced it at Celebration.
>>92614437
I am rock fucking solid looking at this
Bor Gullet Black Series when?
Just a reminder that Ahsoka decanonized the ROTS novelization.
TCW a shit
>>92614914
The novelizations were already decanonized with the purge, though
>>92614914
So much butthurt it makes me think you got spanked by your mother.
>>92608586
>Force Lightning used on people to actual electrocutions
There's nothing remotely realistic about anything in Star Wars.
Source or you're talking out your ass.
What would Phase 3 Clone armor look like?
>>92614914
None of the novelizations were ever going to be canon.
Even the new ones are "yeaaaaaaah, the movies are still the canon versions" according to Pablo.
Most of the stuff in novelizations is just stuff that was scrapped from the movie during production anyways
>>92615151
>>92615151
>>92615250
Is there a higher resolution of this? I want it on my desktop.
>>92615151
Best Clones
>>92615416
No
They killed my waifu
>>92615137
>There's nothing remotely realistic about anything in Star Wars.
I'm not the other anon, but enough is realistic. Gravity is a thing, water makes things wet, fire burns, people and animals poop and fuck, sharp things hurt, people suffocate in the vacume of space, ect. While everything may not be 100% accurate, the basic real world sciences seemingly are.
An external source of electricity, when enough is put through someone, will restrain all motor functions because it disrupts the nervous system and causes all muscle tissue to contract. Force Lighting does not do any of this as every person whom it's been used upon displayed complete freedom of movement.
You want a source? Watch the movies, watch the shows. It's simple observation. The only single effect that Force Lightning has ever shown is that it causes excruciating pain.
>>92615484
No anon, the chips did
>>92615539
>vacume of space
You mean the non-breathable sound-conducting starship-slowing substance
>>92615285
seconding
>>92599902
>>92615539
Are you a fool not to understand the classic hollywood electrocution trope? Star Wars does it too.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ElectricTorture
>"Instead, most torture sessions in TV, movies and video games takes the form of an electroshock treatment, some form of direct neural stimulation, or the ever popular Agony Beam. In any case, the point is to have the actor shake around as if in terrible pain without actually causing any physical damage."
There are hundreds of examples of media doing this unrealistically.
Was the CIS right about the Republic?
>>92616460
On what exactly?
>>92616474
On the political, social, and economic degradation that pervaded it, and that it was ignoring pursuing justice in the Outer Rim in favor of advancing moneyed interests?
>>92616583
Yes. The CIS was secretly built on the exact same thing, but they weren't wrong about the Republic.
>>92616912
>>92616912
>>92616912
GET TO THE ESCAPE PODS
>>92616932
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?