Post more autismo girl pls

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That's not a real line from a real book, is it?

>>92509785
Could be. The parents look like they are dead inside.

How many books about this are out there?

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>>92508654
What is this from?

>>92511363
Because they created an autist.

>>92511782
Six, three for each gender, one for pooping, one for jerking off, one about puberty. We never do see the boy versions.

>>92511871
Good. Keep that cancerous shit in /cm/ or /lgbt/.

>>92508654
That's the look of a father shutting down mentally after spending the last half hour trying to ignore the sounds of his mentally retarded daughter making down syndrome moans and slamming her bed against the wall as she furiously masturbates.

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>>92511871
>three for each gender
Anon, what book is this?
I have to know.

>>92508654
The fuck is this?

>>92511904
>Your girlfriend will never pleasure herself with as much wanton abandon as a mentally-challenged and overly hormonal teenager.

Why even live?

>>92511944
>>92509785

the line is not real, but the book exists, it's a book to teach autist girls not to masturbate in public

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>>92512031
FOR FUCKS SAKE SOMEONE STOP BEING SOUCH A TROLL AND SAY THE NAME OF THE BOOK!

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>>92508654
>Post more autismo girl

>>92512251
Things Ellie Likes? I've honestly forgotten.

>>92512251
Things Ellie Likes

>>92512288
https://youtu.be/ljbwJhWxDIQ

>>92512357
who's more autistic, the hand puppet or the board that literally only knows one song to meme on

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>>92512341
>>92512336
thank you anons.
btw someone has been using that book alot lol.

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>>92508654

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>>92511871
>three of each gender
>three genders
>THREE GENDERS

>>92512469
Like actual girls with actual vaginas. Not that play pretend shit.

>>92512488
>6/3=3
Wow you suck at math.

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>>92512444

>>92512488
you gotta read better brah

>>92512488
You fucking retard

>>92512545
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THAT BLACK GIRL'S MOUTH?!

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>>92511871
>We never do see the boy versions
Closest we came

>>92512545
you just put a STAR on my christmas tree.

>>92512574
unexpected lust

>>92512469

>girls (male)

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when it poped out on ExHentai I thought it was some fetish thingy from some deviantart guy

not a fucking published educational book

>>92512574
She wanna dig in on that pretty pink white pussy. She is getting horny thinking about their bodies together in the delightful bliss of soft ebony and ivory skins touching each other in a thin mist made of their combined sweat.

Girl is a dyke.

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>>92513163
>when it poped out on ExHentai

>>92513163
>you fapped to an educational book.
Fuck, might as well fap to mastography pictures.

>>92512574
:^y

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>>92513163
>when it poped out on ExHentai

Holy shit you're not kidding, it's actually there.

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>>92512545
anon there is a better version

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>dating this really hot girl who lives with her parents
>one day she shows me her room
>shelves are full of Sonic figurines
>wall has a giant Generations poster
>bed is covered with Sonic dolls

>>92512444
>It's in french
I'm not surprised.

>>92513163
>when it poped out on ExHentai I thought it was some fetish thingy from some deviantart guy
> favorited 64 times
every day we grow further from god's light

>>92513658
> someone finally finished it
glorious

>>92512625
>>92513371
>>92513550
No but why does it look like it is darker than the rest of her face?
Why does it look they didn't even use photoshop but MS Paint to cut/paste it on her face?

>>92513662
Wear a sonic hat to her birthday party
fuck the SHIT out of her
never ever call her back or talk to her again

>>92513662
Wife material, just teach her to not whore out with other males and some bedroom tricks and you are set for life.

>>92511871
There's a boy version?

>>92513606
LINK ME, MY GOOD MAN.

>>92513662
>show her room

She wants to fuck you. Go for it.

I didn't realize autists masturbating in public was a thing

>>92513727
https://exhentai.org/g/1061526/58492b0504/

>>92513662
Congratulation you landed an autist, at that point of her life she has been trained to be able to behave in public. She will do any of your sick fetishes so you have that going on.

>>92513751
Anon, this is one of the best birthday gifts I've gotten all day.
Thank you.

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>>92513658
>meanwhile, Tom (the male counterpart) looks like Ben 10.

>>92513743
I kinda did, thanks to those old greentext stories form /v/ and /k/, but though it was only limited to dudes.

I... I actually learned something about autism, from a book uploaded to a hardcore hentai and porn site.

>>92513837
Alright, I need links to this version.

Ellie's was a reaction goldmine.

>>92512288

I can't get over how cute she looks.

And no, I didn't mean 'sexy', I meant 'cute'.

>>92513856
No one has it. The Ellie Likes one was available as a PDF but the What's Happening to Me puberty Ellie one you have to pay for and these aren't cheap. The dude who storytimed What's Happening to Me said he wasn't going to shell out another $75 to watch Ben 10 beat off.

>>92513837
Is Tom touching himself while creepely starting at me from behind the door?

>>92513911
it's like 10 dollars on amazon

>>92513911
I just love a site with people on it who have had the thought "I'm not spending $75 to watch autistic ben10 ALSO masturbate. JUST THE GIRL IS FINE."

It makes me imagine the CHEERS theme as I load up /co/.

>>92513837
Can't wait to see dead-inside Mom constantly retrieving her underwear from Tom's room

>>92514029
Then I have no fucking idea what that anon was about saying otherwise. Apologies.

>>92514058
>JUST THE GIRL IS FINE
There's no novelty in seeing something you could see by dropping your pants and tugging your own junk. For what it's worth it's funny seeing this book trying to treat autism sensitively continually depict Ellie with her tongue sticking out.

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My gift to you, /co/. Use it wisely.

http://ikefoundationforautism.org/e-library/What%27s%20Happening%20to%20Ellie%20-%20A%20Book%20About%20Puberty%20for%20Girls%20and%20Young%20Women%20with%20Autism%20and%20Related%20Conditions%20(2015).pdf

>>92514109
>constantly retrieving her underwear from Tom's room
That's oddly specific

>https://www.amazon.ca/Things-Ellie-Likes-masturbation-conditions/dp/1849055254

>Ellie likes lots of different things. She likes listening to music and making pizza. There are also things that Ellie enjoys doing in private, like touching her vagina.

>This accessible and positive resource helps parents and carers teach girls and young women with autism or related conditions about masturbation. It covers when and where it is appropriate and helps to establish boundaries surrounding privacy more generally. With simple but explicit illustrations, this book provides the perfect platform to talk about sexuality with girls and young women with autism or related conditions.

>Temporarily out of stock.

Well, it's popular to say the least.

>>92514156
but it's already on sadpanda?

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>>92513662
>Tfw have been in this exact same situation
>Only difference is the girl was a 5/10 at best
>Rejected me when I asked her out

>>92514156
What does the arrows mean?
I'm not autist, I do not understand autistic logic.

>>92514249
Judging by the picture "don't stare at crotches, butts, chests and under skirts"

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>>92514129

>>92514156
>Use it wisely
>PDF with vectored art scalable to any size even stencils

Wisely indeed

>>92514272
Well, I guess I'm autist, I do that, on everyone, even my own crotch.

>>92512488
3x=6
solve for x anon

>>92514129
Laughed harder than I should have.

>>92511871
>one for pooping
post pls

>>92512590
People in /b/ threads found a good bit of the Things Tom Likes book, but it's all shit quality.

>>92513837
Look at that smug fuck, he knows extactly what he's up to.

>>92514156
obrigado

>>92514320
>solve for x
fuck you, I'll solve for myself.

>>92508654
her dad is kind of hot

>>92514245

Damn.At least you saved yourself from a lot of trouble.

>>92512488
Shocked you can even operate the keyboard at that IQ level

>>92514459
Probably she saved herself from a lot of trouble by not going out with anon.

>>92514245
If you are getting reject by 5/10s you should just give up. You are the kind of pathetic guy that should just become gay and fuck other pathetic gays who can't date women.

>>92513837
>tfw tom version never

>>92514279
6/10

You tried

>>92513705
They're her nigger lips.

>>92514320
X = Gon' Give It To

Why does this look like Scott Pilgrim?

So, the Tom one just has the guy beating it off vigorously. I'm shocked /b/ didn't storytime that one as well. Its only 10 bucks on Amazon.

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>>92514760
kek

>>92514760
Because Scott Pilgrim is an autistic comic for autistic hipster trash.

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>>92514156
Holy shit, I was snooping around the site to see if they had any other good autism books and there's one with Rudy from Chalkzone. That explains so much of the series.

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>>92512574
>>92513550

>>92513662
JACKPOT!

>>92514823
is it 2010 again?

I'm trying to stay positive and think that these books are a necessary evil, teaching stuff that should be obvious, but they're still making me more terrified of what they human race is capable of.

Seriously, what the fuck.

>>92515485
>but they're still making me more terrified of what they human race is capable of.
you mean the books, or us?

>>92515485
Its so surreal. Everybody Poops is educational. Showing a girl outright masturbating seems a little too much. I mean, if you wanna teach kids about sex, show them Rock Cocks. At least its good.

Is it true that autists are far hornier than normal people, and as such stuff like this is a big problem for caretakers and family? Or were those Down syndrome retards?

>>92515533
>Showing a girl outright masturbating seems a little too much.
the idea is teaching kids who are already masturbating that it's inappropriate in public. Funfact, it's not uncommon at all for young kids(and people with that level of mentality) to touch themselves in public. They just don't understand concepts like modesty or privacy very well, but they know masturbation feels good.

>>92515714
I did use my dads back massager when I was 4 without even realizing what I was doing.
It still feels the artist could have done it without it being so sexual.

>>92515793
autists need things to be explicitly stated otherwise they wont understand it. it is a necessary evil.

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>>92508654
>white people books

>>92515680
They aren't hornier, just just lack the social awareness to exercise restraint like most people just as how their bladders and bowels aren't less capable than others' but they're still more likely to piss and shit themselves.

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>>92516003
>the night dad went to jail
>white people book

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>>92516065
>black kids
>having a father

>>92516065
If it were a black person book it would be titled "The Night Dad Was Shot By The Cops"

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>>92516003
>black people books
>existing

>>92514737
My knee grow

>>92512444
>>92512545
>>92513658
She's not masturbating, it's just itchy.

One of my friends back in high school told me vaginas itch like hell

>>92516273
And yet guys can't adjust without being looked at like a weirdo.

>>92516065
>Black kids.

>Knowing how to read.

>>92516290
>tfw you finally get alone and can peel for scrotum off your inner thigh

>>92516436
>>92516290
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J1iVvnMSNlA

>>92511844
that picture is from "Miss Dont-Touch-Me", pretty sure. Don't know what it has to do with the autism handbook that started the thread.

>>92516290
>>92516436
>tfw your undewear is wedged inside your asshole and you have to masterfully pull it out without anyone noticing.

It's kinda hot when you catch women doingmit.

>>92516436
For me it's the crotch of my jeans is constantly digging into my balls. Shit hurts.

>>92516552
You need different jeans or a tailor if this happens with all jeans you get.

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>>92516065
>>92516153
I was implying that a book about autism is the white people book

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>>92513751
>this is the timeline we live in

>>92516649
Well that backfired completely

>>92516649
>Jasmine
>TJ

Should have been chimps instead of rabbits.

>>92516273
your friend has a yeast infection. they don't normally "itch like hell"

>>92516706
You can tell that they heard the whole thing.

>>92516706
>just stay calm Chuck
>you don't want to upset your little girl
>I know it's weird
>but you know how sensitive she is
>anything can set her off and it'll take hours to calm her down again
>just close your eyes, Chuck

>>92516649
Fuckyeah free teddy bear.

>>92516794
>At least she's somewhat competent.
>Its not like she's walked in when Linda was sucking your di-oh wait.
>At least she didn't ask to do it.
>Yet.

>>92516805
brb calling 911 on my old man

>>92516649
So how did Rabbit-dad break the law? Because the cops don't make house arrests that often, unless it's for fraud, being in the mafia or owning cp.

>>92516847
All 3.

>>92516847
Rabbit-Dad had pictures of Little Bunny Foofoo hopping on a penis.

>>92516847
Look at that Hawaiian shirt. Guy was a total coke dealer.

>>92516847
>being in the mafia
Exactly. The book ends with the kid becoming the new don.

>>92516847
Child molestation.

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>>92516847

>>92516436
>not doing the cowboy leg shake

>>92516746
Gross. Thank god I didn't fuck her.

Jk, I wish I did it was my best chance back then. She was cute but went full bisexual shaved head feminist when she entered college.

>>92516979
What the fuck did he do? Did he kill the mom?

>>92513658
Huh, someone actually drew it. /co/s insistence paid off

>>92513662
If she managed to function in public, go for it.

>>92513662
you are ok, but never, EVER paint your dick blue.

>>92516649
It's strange for a child this age to not draw themselves in a scene they were present at.

>>92516996
Well, it's "Dad's apartment", so...

>>92516982
I lost my virginity to a girl with mild autism, bipolar disorder, suicidal behaviour and deep depression, she was cute and a good fuck.

>>92514156
Huh, i almost thought the nudes in the sad panda version was edits made by someone on /cgl/

>>92516649
BUN LIVES MATTER!
BUN LIVES MATTER!

>>92517008
Underrated post.

>>92516847
they found he's supporting Starco

>>92516823
Girl's a fucking nympho. She looks horny as fuck in every picture

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who /50% divorce rate country/ here?

>>92516979
>caused a lot of problems
That's vague as hell. 9/11 caused a lot of problems, so did Ted Bundy, Pablo Escobar, the Cold War, slavery, Mohamed, politics in general, etc.
I know a kid's book isn't going to reveal that his dad illegally sold weapons to ISIS, but this is too little info to satisfy my autism.

>>92517088
They're not divorced yet but they are separated.

>>92517105
They gotta keep it vague to appeal to the damaged children. Their dad's might be drug dealers, frauds, wife beaters, or just violent. Gotta keep it open.

>>92517074
I think i heard somewhere that autist girls tend to have heightened sex drives

>>92513751
How the fuck am I supposed to explain this to my sister who just walked in

>>92517105
We just need the sequel: The Night I Grew Up And Realized Dad Is Actually A Dangerous Piece Of Shit And Not Just A Bad Boy

>>92517165
Say you were trying to learn why she touches herself so much.

>>92517162
There's no rule, it depends on the person. Some of them seem the opposite and are basically asexual.

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>>92516996
Apparently not

>>92517171
>6 years
I don't know what he did but Jesus, is that not enough?

>>92517203
They hid a shank in the baby, didn't they?

>>92517203
I'm upset they didn't go the Zootopia route and have an horde of baby bunnies flooding the prison.

>>92517171
Too bad his mom didn't seem to understand this. I guess some people enjoy being the victim.

>>92517258
It's more complex than that, and the guy being an actual criminal can make for some solid disincentive.

>>92517258
Damn /pol/ we don't even know for sure these bunnies are niggers. Tone it down. Maybe he's just a tax evader.

>>92517088
my parents have been together for 25 years, still going strong

>>92517389
Well aren't you fucking special?!
;-;

>>92517389
Lol look at this fag. I bet he doesn't even have crippling anxiety. Do you have a single weird fetish? Get out normalfag.

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>>92514366
Someone storytimed it on /trash/ some time ago. I could post it here if anybody is interested and can't find it elsewhere.

>>92517449
If it makes you feel better it's my Dad's second marriage

>>92517483
Jokes on you I don't even have an excuse for my depravity

>>92517203
It would be kind of hot if the dad was sent to jail for child abuse and rape and the kid secretly misses it

>>92517506
Does it actually show her using the bathroom like it showed her flicking the bean?

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>>92517389
>he only had one Christmas per year

>>92515793
>sexual
what a fucking pussy. its not like the japanese book showing boys how to anally masturbate properly, with lots of explicit and erotic imagery.

its like 2 pages of nudity. youre the kind of bitch who protests and froths at the mouth at accidental nip slips on live tv

>>92517506
Please do!

>>92517506
go for it, if it's worksafe

>>92513662
She seems like she likes Classic Sonic more than modern Sonic, which makes her Somecallmejohnny levels of Sonic autist.

Keep her. She'll function just fine in society. Don't forget to buy her Sonic Mania.

>>92517509
Truth is we are all the hosts of Kek. Dysfunctional family or not, we here were born with souls of 4chan gold and naturally drawn together, here, to fap to the retarded and await the end of the world.

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>>92517596
>>92517608
>>92517506
Alright

>>92517578
Yes, but nothing graphic of course

>>92517650
Thanks anon!

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>>92517650

>>92517650
>She proceeds to shit her pants.
>The end.

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>>92517675

>>92517675
>Ellies father always takes her to the to the park, hoping to lose her

>>92517162
They're just able to ignore the status quo normalfags set up as social constructs. Normal women let society program their mind and libido. Not to mention the fact that its unlikely that an autistic woman would be fucking with her hormones with birth control pills.

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>>92517700

>>92517675
>Just smile and walk Walter.
>Just smile...and walk.

>>92517650
thanks mate.

>>92517675
Why does the dad look so fucking high each time he appears
Almost feels like he's looking at Ellie's head like it's a gigantic cheeseburger

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>>92517675
Look at the way she's looking at her father. At least now we know what she's thinking about whenever she puts her hands down her pants in public.

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>>92517724

>>92517739
The drugs numb the pain of knowing your daughter masturbates everytime she's alone.

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>>92517748

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>>92512545
I can use this, thank you.

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>>92517769

>>92517769
>Hey
>You going in there to take a shit too?

>>92517761
Her room reeks of pheromones i bet.

>>92517772
>check my vaginal dubs

>>92517506
Lets see that autistic girl's butthole.

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>>92517794

>>92517700
>Ellie shouldn't have eaten three burritos from Taco Bell
>Ellie has to take a massive shit
>It's going to burn

>>92517821
PISS ON THE FLOOR

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>>92517821

>>92513837
What is Ben10 doing there?

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>>92517846

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>>92517821
>mfw I'm gonna slaughter this racially diverse quota if these bitches don't get out of the way and let me take a shit

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>>92517861

>>92517885
2 hot 4 tv

>>92517643
>Truth is we are all the hosts of Kek
Fuck off with your meme cult.

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>>92517885

>>92514606
>tfw you're tom

>>92517918
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>92517902
Begone unbeliever. Your soul of bronze is worthy only of your useful idiot kin.

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>>92517918

>>92517918
>Not putting a seat protector down

>>92517953
What a twist.

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>>92517953

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>>92517953

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>>92517992

>>92517956
Those literally do nothing. You're just wasting resources.

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>>92518018

I wonder what her dad is doing.

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>>92517953
Women are gross

>>92517992
>male version
>unzip, pee inside the urinal, shake it, put it back inside your pants.

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>>92518044

>>92518022
Health wise maybe but god knows what's on that seat I'd much rather have a layer or something in between me and it.

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>>92518070

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>>92517992
>Those hips
THICC

>>92518070
Shit got real.

>>92518067
Don't forget to put on the emergency condom.

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>>92518070

>>92518087
>>Those hips
>THICC

I think it's just a crap drawing.

>>92518067
>Tom knows to leave one urnial between him and the other guys as a buffer

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>>92518100

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>>92518070
OH BOY HERE WE GO

>>92518100
Bitch is determined.

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>>92517918
>>92517992
>>92518044
>>92518100

>>92518100
>Ellie thinks of those who wronged her and plans her revenge

>>92518096
Ugh I just got flashbacks to that Watamote doujin where they all get gigantic meter-long cocks and have to keep changing out their condoms to contain the constant flow of semen

>>92518100
AND THIS

IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>92518120

>>92518067
>shake it
But never more than three times.

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>>92512488
Anon pls

>>92518120
> The F rule

The what now?

>>92517953
I'll admit, I didn't see that coming.

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>>92518151

>>92518140
>Ellie is frustrated that she can't go back to her bedroom and chronically masturbate because her Dad dragged her to the park because she spends so much time at home

>>92518100
>Ellie notices one of the floor tiles is backwards. This angers her.

>>92518151
Fucking censors.

>>92518161

always wipe front to back, pussy to ass
never back to front, ass to pussy, unless you enjoy infections and a stinky pussy

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>>92518172

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>>92518120

>pees at the same time shes taking a poo

Is this a thing women do? They cant hold in a piss while they take a shit?

>>92518070
"sometimes"

>>92518182
The true identity of the Tile Fucker has been revealed

Art of Ellie and Tom going at it like rabbits when?

>Ellie apparently shaves her cootch.

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>>92518199

>>92518200
I'm male and do it, sometimes, it's time efficient, specially when using a public toilet.

>>92518151
>no pubic hair

>>92514129

Hahahahaha.

>>92518142
sauce me nigga

>>92518200
You can?

>>92518120
I'm learning so much about how women use the toilet today.

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>>92518236

>>92518200
Anon, you mean to tell me you don't piss when you shit?

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>>92518199
>Not standing up to wipe herself

I mean, I know she has autism, but what kind of degenerate does this?

>>92518200
Why would you want to?

>>92518200
if you're telling me you can control both barrels and fire off individually i'm saying you're a god damn liar

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>>92518266
>I FUCKING LOVE DOORHANDLES

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>>92517589
>what a fucking pussy. its not like the japanese book showing boys how to anally masturbate properly, with lots of explicit and erotic imagery.
W-w-what?!

>>92518200
Do you not?

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>>92516664
>and these are the hands we're given

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>>92518266

>>92518219
who shaves her? extremely doubtful she's trusted with a razor

>>92518274
>standing up to wipe
What kind of sick fuck are you?

>>92518200
I'm a man. I'm unable to poop without peeing first.

>>92518295
Or says she does.

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>>92518266

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>>92518295

Is it wrong I kind of want to read the male version just to make sure I'm doing everything "correctly"?

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>>92518324

>>92518198
I guess this can be useful to men too. Wiping towards your balls can accidentally get shit on them.

>>92518313
How do you wipe without standing up?

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>>92518324

>>92518345
Its only like 10 bucks for a digital copy. I don't know why it hasn't been storytimed.

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>>92518274
>>92518313
>these fags don't captain morgan when they wipe

>>92518346
Toppest fucking kek

>>92518313
You mean to tell me you stick your hand inside the toilet?

>>92518346
[EDUCATION INTENSIFIES]

>>92518350
Lean to one side.

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>>92518359
And that's it.

>>92518346
kek

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>>92518346
>>92518359

>>92518313
If you don't stand up how can you look over the doors and stare people in the eye while you wipe?

>>92518295
This is why I avoid using the bathroom across the hall from the English department, because I always end up finding out which of my professors don't wash

>>92518368
What's that?

>>92518384
Which one?

>>92518386
>What Richard forgot was that Ellie is lactose intolerant.
>She proceeds to shit her pants.

>>92518386
>"No no, just chocolate ice cream, please. We're celebrating my little girl taking a shit, and it just seems appropriate."

>>92512537
>3 genders comment
>Math about books comment

Reading comprehension fail.

>>92518408
The best of both worlds.

>>92518408
It's a mascot used to advertise rum.

>>92518418
Generally the opposite side the toilet paper is on

>>92518359
>only one
SmugPresident.jpeg

>>92518418
Opposite if your dominate hand.

>>92518366
I think a lot of people are concerned about these books showing up on their credit/Amazon history.

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I lean forward really far to reach around and wipe.

>>92518199
>Reaching around the side

Huh? I always just reach forward between the legs to wipe.

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>>92518346
SIIIIIDES

>>92518441
Wouldn't you want it on the same side so you could just run it directly from the roll to your ass without having to tear it?

>>92512488

Man, I hope you're embarrassed about this.

>>92518386
Why is there only one cone

Why are these so hilarious?
>>92518455
Same.

>>92518455
>>92518479
How does your sack not get in the way?

>>92518274

>doesn't hold his balls between his teeth as he sits on the toilet and uses both hands to use a wire brush to clean his asshole

pleb

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>>92518455

>wiping back to front

So /co/, do you wipe with your dominant hand?

I do

Is that flower glued to her head?
>>92518474
Ellie has to watch her dad eat it.

>>92518503
Who said I have one?

>>92518474
It's a metaphor for a single body balancing three different flavors of autism.

Girls are so gross.

>>92518507
Unless you are a woman, there is nothing wrong with that.

if you don't shit into your hand in the shower and throw it into the toilet, you don't deserve to post on 4chan

>>92518525
Cause you're on /co/

>>92518346
season 2 really ramped up the drama

>>92518503
I guess my arm/wrist are typically brushing against it? I've never had trouble with my balls getting in the way.

To recap, we have a thread about an autistic girl being a masturbation addict that later takes a shit at a public park with anons that are presumably adults debating on how to properly use a toilet and failing basic math.
Only on 4chan.™

>>92518503
Unless you're an old man with low hangers, you usually don't have to worry about that.

>>92518200
No anon, they'd rather piss then just leave and maybe just tour around a minute before finishing evacuating the waste from their body

>>92518525
R I O
I
O

>>92518542
In all seriousness, people whom shower rather than wipe are disgusting as fuck, as they're basically letting all the shit in their ass run free in their shower's floor, not to mention feet, plus the whole thing starts to smell like toilet water.

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>tfw your ballsack dips into the dirty toilet water

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>>92518525
Sorry to hear you had testicular cancer, anon.

>>92518507
>Being so inarticulate that you cant wipe without dragging shitty paper over your genitals.

>>92518620
This. I just wipe me ass with paper. My brother xalls me a pig when he's the one that showers without wiping.

Dumb fuck.

>>92518576
I'm just waiting to see if Things Tom Likes gets uploaded, just so I can know if Tom cums in a sock, a napkin, a cumrag, or just shoots freely all over his floor.

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>>92518539

>dragging shit particles from your ass to your taint and possibly balls

>>92518662
And when are he and Ellie gonna meet up? They'd be perfect together.

>>92518662
My bet's on sock.
Clearly the best option.

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>>92518632
>tfw water splashes your asshole

>>92518620
I do both.