/sug/-Steven Universe General

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CONNIE AND STEVEN ARE CUTE

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Re posting for those who have not seen it.

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Will Lapidotfags watch the new Ben10 show to fag over Zuke's new forced gay alien ships?

>>92453501
connie is hot

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fanfics/greentext. Especially Yandere Lapis.

>>92453501
fpbp

>>92453518
her mum's hotter

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Who would win, /sug/?

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>>92453518
NO, CUTE.

She WILL be hot.

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>>92453534
oh god...

>>92453507
>full color xman art
rare treat.

>>92453511
She's going to quit in a few months claiming that she was abused there.

>>92453527
you're wrong

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>>92453534
>that man face

>>92453546
no. hot

>>92453561
you're a pedo

>>92453567
PUPPY JASPER

>>92453550
>>92453574
Why are these /co/fags freaking out?

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Gems should have tea parties

>>92453543
That's really good

Taking SFW art requests. Will probably just do one or two but will try and make them as good as possible.

Brand new Connie and Steven too!

>>92453580
Welcome to 4chan

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>>92453550
>>92453567
>>92453574
>>92453612

>>92453580
no I'm not

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>>92453617
>dropped my image
Godammit.

>>92453511
Wow, somebody actually hired her crazy ass?

>>92453614
Pearl needs to get over it.

>>92453634
Should have left it on the ground where trash belongs.

>>92453511
Why. Didn't they know what she did in her previous job?

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tech noir aesthetics

>>92453626
Someone request Jasper/PD from Kohira-san while he's still on his breastfeeding kick,

>>92453511
She won't be able to do shit if it's not storyboard driven like SU

>>92453698
Disgusting, but that's fitting for jasper.

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>>92453648
She can't.

>>92453543
Aqua since she doesn't have a cape

>>92453698
Looks strange..

No leaks yet?

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>>92453526
Correct.

>>92453673
Incorrect.

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>>92453501

>Connie and Steven get naked under the blanket
>Not even to have full-on sex, just for curiosity and shits and giggles
>Connie's parents come out in the morning and find them
>They try to pull the blanket off them while Connie and Steven try desperately to keep it on

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>>92453511
>Zuke quit SU over shipping
>she is now going to be working on the Ben 10 equivalent of Teen Titans GO
HAHHAHAHAHHAHA what a fucking idiot.

>>92453729
Nobody asked for the opinions of a pleb.

No new leaks yet?

Is Zuke narcissistic?
>>92453511

>>92453754
>kid ben having NRG
Fuck you cartoon network.

>>92453754
She still has a decent job tho.

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>>92453698
neat

>>92453731
flat=good

>>92453775
She wanted to make memes for a living and now she's gotten what she wanted.

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>>92453731
>Pearl gets mad at them for using fusion for lewd purposes
>Garnet tells her to stuff it

>>92453754
Frankly I'm surprised she still has a job in the industry at all

>>92453814
Idk why, but I find Steven/Connie too be gross looking together.

>>92453815
probably because she's still popular on reddit and tumblr where they like to paint her as a victim/hero

>>92453843
I see a lot of hate on Zuke on tumblr. But the love is more popular I guess. I wonder if she's gonna ruin Ben 10 too.

>>92453511
Wait is she really?

I thought that Ben 10 reboot was canceled

>>92453841
It's probably the lack of a heart.

>>92453700
Just did (gnn not kohira)

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>>92453841
I can kind of see it with anything intimate, but even just cuteness too?

>>92453511
I wonder what ship she's gonna quit this show over.

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>>92453924
INDIA BAD

>>92453906
I can't place it but they just look off. It doesn't help that I don't like both really.

>>92453511
souce, i can't believe it

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>>92453754
Will the creator be nice enough to pay for all of her new sex transition surgeries like Rebecca did?

>>92453976
Why is Rebecca such a push-over?

>>92453976
She did not.

>>92453511
wow your source is a another 4chan post

>>92453754
You are making fun of a fucking idiot who
>has a bettter job than you
>actually is on the animation industry
>gets dream job without attending calarts
>gets paid for drawing homosex aliens
who's the real idiot?

>>92453998
Rebecca baked her a cake that said "sorry I sunk your ship and cured cancer" and wrote a check for 80085 dollars

>>92453976
Zuke is a man now? I thought she hated men, and only supported gay women.

>>92454021
Zuke

>>92454026
She's non-binary.

>>92454021
zuke because she gave that all up when someone with a better mental state and talent could've had it

>>92454005
yeah only a dumb 4chan troll would believe a post by another dumb 4chan troll

>>92454026
She couldn't stop tweeting over and over again how she was a gay woman during all of SOS I remember.

>>92454026
it's funny because if she's a boy now she can't claim to be a lesbian and is straight

>>92454035
Isn't non-binary not having a gender? Idk man.

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This has probably already been discussed before but I'm stupid and I just got it so fuck that shit I'll post it anyway
I was rewatching "That Will Be All" and something really REALLY R E A L L Y stood out for me, some pretty heavy foreshadowing about something that already happened but still pretty interesting
When Blue Diamond asks Sapphire what the fuck was she doing on Earth and she said she foresaw she wanted more specimens for the zoo, Yellow Diamond asked Blue whether that was true and (here's the important part) whether that was what she wanted (preserving Earth specimens since Earth was Pink Diamond's planet)
Yellow then asks Sapphire if the Cluster has emerged yet and when she says no Yellow says "Then there's still time", now time for what? Sending Aquamarine and Topaz to Earth to get the specimens Peridot reported of course, they've been indeed building the upcoming event for the longest time now, so let us all hope it does pay off big time and isn't just another "[...] what we really are"

>>92453708
just like jasper. not the fantasy the waifufags created but the actual character. a broken nose that has never enough time to heal and bandages on her sore knuckles fits her better better than the meme skin condition imo

>>92454021
*You are making fun of a fucking idiot who
>gave up a respectable job on su that allows a large amount of creative freedom
>threw tantrums online and quit the job because her stupid meme ship wasn't allowed to be explicitly canon
>is a lazy fatass who has to ask her retarded fags on tumblr for a place to live
>got a dick stitched onto her so she could be because she wants to be a man
>now has a joke job where she makes memes for a shitty meme show

I am happy that I am not that fat retarded autist that Zuke is

>>92454099
shut up with your made up bullshit
>>92453976
this says boy

>>92454093
>transgemder
Zuke as Peridot would be appalling.

>>92453754
I don't know man, what if she starts shipping Ben and Gwen? I'd definitely watch that shit

>>92454091
>what's the cluster?
dude, how can you pay so little attention?

>>92454143
She/he/it is only into gay women.

>>92454091
kys retard

>>92454085
It means she does not believes the scientifically proven fact that only two genders exist, apparently, our current binary gender system is not good enough for her so she made up a new imaginary gender that does not fits witthin our society's standards

>>92454091
Congratulations for finally figuring this out stupid.

SEASON 1A- A rough, awkard start that slowly finds it's feet in the second half.

SEASON 1B- Prime SU right here. This is what got people hooked, with it's finale causing an explosion in popularity for the show.

SEASON 2- The show squanders any and all momentum from last season. The only thing of note is Peridot's redemption arc. I also appreciate that Garnet's backstory was handled very carefully.

SEASON 3- Begins with a rushed resolution to the cluster and Malachite conflicts to do, well, not much at all. Jasper seems to be going somewhere interesting then jobs super hard and dies.

SEASON 4- It will take a lot for any future season to dethrone this as the worst season. The Zoo arc and the build up to season 5 is the only reason season 4 shouldn't be ignored entirely.

>>92454126


So she really got a sex change? I don't follow these ppl closely so I'm asking.

>>92454200
How will they fuck up Season 5?

Will the addition of new boarders and subtraction of old boarders make it better or worse than s4?

>>92454194
There is some kind of logic behind it at the very least, considering society can change. The way Tumblr goes about is just dumb though, and I don't think making up new genders is going to fix anything.

>>92454200
This show is really taking its sweet ass time to do anything.

>>92454224
I don't have it but there's this chart with a million different gender terms. It's bananas. Idk if society would ever normalize those terms.

>>92454215
She implied that she wanted to on her private blog a long time ago but the only thing she's actually said about trying to change her appearance was that she started wearing a breast binder and cut her hair. People now assume she got a full sex change because she recently started drawing herself as a dude.

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>>92452572

to the anon requesting pearl

>>92454247
So that does make her a dude bro who fantasizes about lesbians then?

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>>92454275
How magnificent!

>>92454247
She's not a trans dude.

MATPAT SU THEORY WHEN?

>>92454294
Yeah, I guess it does.

>>92454305
You ruined two cool characters for memes.

>>92454215
check her/his/zir tumblr, there is this video with zirself celerbating zir transgemder ways

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>>92454305
That's not what she looks like anymore.

>>92454339
isnt that that watch_dogs 2 character?

>>92454305
Confirm your transgemder status

>>92454215
>So she really got a sex change?

No, /sug/ is just memeing. She's just binding.

>>92454330
>transgemder
what does that mean?

>>92454357
She cut off her tits

>>92454339
oh man, she really left herself going. this makes me feel a little sad for her desu

>>92454379
*go

>>92454194
>>92454224
The genders were "made up" in the first place, as a result of a huge complex of biological and social factors. Arguing that there is a "scientifically proven" definition for them is like arguing that there is an objective, scientific definition of the national borders of Lichtenstein.

>>92454091

Thanks, Roundtable

>>92454379
I don't. She still has a job at CN, and she got a sex change (?) all seems good in her/his/it's life.

>>92454396
>The genders were "made up" in the first place
It doesn't mean they don't exist and aren't scientifically proven to exist. Psychology and sociology are science.

>>92454367
Don't you know about gemder identity?
Rose Quartz was a gem who transitioned into a female human so she could gave birth to Steven
Ronaldo rediscovered his gemder identity by reidentifying himself as a Bloodstone gem, Ruby & Sapphire were twow separate beings who transitioned into a single, collective being known as Garnet, long story short, transgemder is transgender, with an m, for aesthetic purposes.

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Quick post out of context Steven Universe stills

Stranger the better

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>>92454429
Could Pearl be transgemder? Pearl's aren't meant to fight. She's breaking boundaries.

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Pearl and Steven?

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This thread is shit.

>>92454414
she lost her job most likely due her unprofessionalism, killed a lot of potential opportunities for the future, has a bunch of fags memeing about her personal stuff and pretty much turned her existence into a joke

>>92454485
What did you expect?

It's late and it's been days since there was anything to actually talk about

>>92454506
Anything but Zuke posting.

>>92454462
Preferably not edits but eh

>>92454485
not as shit as lapis

>>92454396
According to you, no gemder exists, not even the original two, meaning that the only thing that exists is our sex, XX & XY
>>92454463
She might as well could be, she transitioned from a servant pearl into a peridot technician
we an also add Amethyst into the transgemder pool, she's often transforming into so many different beings that we can only conclude that she's gemder fluid

>>92454492
Man can you imagine going up to your boss and saying "No, I know how to handle your characters and their plot roles better than you now let me do whatever I want with YOUR project"

If she was a straight white guy who tried to do that with a ship that wasn't the biggest meme in the fandom she wouldn't be able to show her face in LA much less get another job at the same goddamm company

>>92454544
Don't forget Steven is also transgemder! Rose Quartz to a human boy! Wow!

>>92454573
She's straight white male now, maybe there's still time. Honestly I don't think Rebecca is that tough to flat out ruin Zuke's future.

>>92453623
This is normie territory now. Pedos go back to /r9k/ where you belong

>>92454610
Reminder that /ss/ugar is pro-shota.

>>92454642
conniefags gtfo

Zuke posting should be a bannable offense.

>>92454582
And when Steven fuses with Connie they become a new, non-binary gemderless being, this is amazing, my mind has been expanded, thanks anon!

>>92454659
Connie is cute. Pearl is the one for Loli.

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>>92454339

>>92454573
>If she was a straight white guy who tried to do that with a ship that wasn't the biggest meme in the fandom she wouldn't be able to show her face in LA much less get another job at the same goddamm company
I don't think it would really make any difference.

>>92454610
You're retarded.

>>92454392
No she's still going down the road of fat.

>>92454642
She has good taste

>>92454610
>normie
>where you belong
You got it the other way around.

>>92453518
woskis please go

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>yfw Topaz is a cutie

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>>92454925
I knew she'd be cute when I first laid eyes on her. The little one is a jerk and the big one is a cutie. It's pottery

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Here's hoping the show indulges more into the horror genre.

where's my cat fingers sequel?

>>92455161
Gemlets?

Are Sugar going to force Lars again and again from now on, can't she see that nobody like him?

>>92455183
I wish I had the confidence to just ramble on in a language I barely know.

>>92455235
Go ahead, I've done it. What stops you?

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>>92455395

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When?

>>92455235
Not that anon but, that's how you learn a new language, trial & error, that's how I learned english, at least that anon is trying, he will eventually get better, how many languages have you mastered?

>>92455435
I still can't believe that of all the humans to take with Steven to space they brought Lars

>>92455467
You're having quite the passionate love affair with the comma, aren't you?

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Why hasn't he made anymore recaps?

>>92455472
Wait, wait, wait. You telling me that you don't like Lars?

>>92455472
It's another "We needed closure on a 'someone drops their fucking balls' arc" arc. Lars kind of needed to get over himself.
Besides, what did you expect? Something of any particular consequence happening to Connie?

>>92455514
CN stopped sending money

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Gems should have Pokemon.

I'm still shocked that people haven't drawn Pearl with an Archeops, it's best bird.

>>92455472
Here's to hoping all his characterization as a douche leads to an important plot point.

>>92455547
>not Staraptor
Emobirb best birb

>only asked to complete Captchas when I'm shitposting
H-how does it know?

>>92455513
Indeed, I have a thing for commas, regardless of language, speaking of languages, how many do you speak?

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>>92455547
>>92455622
Pikipearl is best birb

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>>92455622
>Staraptor

Pearl isn't reckless, so that wouldn't work.

But let's go over Archeops' general info

>Rock/Flying
>Has a 567 bast stat total, with Attack and Speed, and Special Attack being the three highest base stats. Both base Defense stats are capped at 65 and HP base stat is at 75.
>Ability is Defeatist, which cuts both Attack stats by half when HP drops to 50% or lower.
>Main strategy use for it is an Acrobatics-based strategy.

It's evolutionary line is also next to an evolutionary line that's eerily similar to Amethyst.

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>>92455818
Is this racist?

>>92455848
>Not roses Sword
>Itty Bitty Baby Buckler shield, as if it doesn't scale to the user

4/10

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And for the record, here's Amethyst's Pokemon.

And don't feel bad or get pissy about this, Garbodor and Archeops have some use in the TCG. Archeops' card is worth $10-$20 depending on the rarity. Garbodor's is only worth a dollar at the most, but the Secret Rare's worth $15 and the newest print is $2-$3 despite being a non-holo rare.

>>92455683

Too bad it evolves into a pissed off toucan.

>>92455864
better than any other fusion on /sug/
>>92455848
11/10 would be best bros

>>92455622
Stop being a fucking retard and activate v1 captchas.

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Aquamarine will probably end up capturing Lars and Steven with her beam at one point in the bomb.
But then she'd make a decision to let them escape or take them to the diamonds where she knows they'll be given a terrible fate.

>>92453511
I can't believe it, the fat crazy shipper.

>>92453518
her face is ugly and her voice is annoying

>>92453648
Pearl's worst side is showed through a kind of selfish and madness whenever Rose is involved, her opinion of Rose isn't realistic, Rose is what make people think Pearl is the worst gem. It's like she gets another personality , a horrible person.

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>>92455547
This needs to be a thing.

>>92453841
yes, I don't understand this relationship. She thought a boy with an eight years old body was attractive, just imagine a teenager 13 years old with an 8 years old kid. He's 14 but he hasn't age since he was 8

>>92456229
Connie hasn't hit puberty either

>>92454026
she's crazy. Don't pay attention.

>>92454153
hahahaha if she's a man now, how is HE going to get a gay girl?

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>>92453543
No one wins, its over for eternity.

>>92456229
But he is about as mature as uncle Iroh and I think Connie isn't a person to fall for looks

>>92454492
I don't know what she was thinking, she used to be a good writer before and then she lost it.

> HomeWorldArcTheme.mp3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwebAhgpnxw&ab_channel=DeoxysPrime

>>92456360
But think, how they look in a realistic way. A teenager and a little kid. 8 years old.

I had a dream that I was watching the 'Wanted' event. All 4 diamonds showed up (Pink got revived or something, idk). The only hint of White's potential power was that she has a weird animation smear/motion blur element to her movements. Like, say she suddenly reached her arm out somewhere, the "motion blur" arms could act independently of what was actually done. They were in random colors too, it was actually pretty neat, like she had a constant rainbow following her. She looked consistent with most fanart, I'd say most like gemcrust's, but a more mean/aggressive face.

Pink had an outfit that was kinda like a sleeveless midriff wearing bodysuit? She was on Steven's side and had the same kinda awkwardish reaction whenever the Diamonds would ask questions like why she had a human. The other Diamonds didn't seem too surprised by Pink's reappeaeance, weirdly enough. The most that came out of Yellow and Blue were reactions towards Steven's more "human" tendencies. It got to some sort of Diamond gathering room before the dream changed.

>>92454200
>a rushed resolution to the cluster

A temporary fix. Not a resolution. Bubbling is an imperfect answer - as was demonstrated with Centi's arc.

Steven's main power is healing. I cannot believe that healing the shattered gems of the Cluster will not be a part of the end game.

> The Zoo arc and the build up to season 5 is the only reason season 4 shouldn't be ignored entirely.

So much.

>>92454339

Jo Brand's ugly sister.

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>>92454429

Seems legit

>>92454925

She also has the arguably hottest VA of all.

>>92455435

...I need to redo that.

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>>92453543

That depends, does Syndrome have access to these things?

>>92455858

The Koreans who animated it apparently don't think so.

>>92456454

Let's not get into proportions again...

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I hope you're all having a great day

>>92456708

Thank you, anon. May roses bloom along your path and light your day with their fragrance, but their thorns never mar you.

I swear, if Steven's whiny ass calls Rose a War Criminal, one more time.
He's got to be getting dumber

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>>92456737
Thanks, that's very sweet of you

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>>92456708

Eh, I want continue writing my fanfics and I've got work tomorrow.

>>92456771
what? by definition she is.

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Remember this?

>>92456814
I love Undertale

>>92456795
How? Unless we're going with the idea that killing anyone in war is a crime

>>92456814
god these are the worst fucking character designs

apart from onion and maybe souphead

>>92456771
This whole trend about Steven seeing Rose as the worst gem to have ever lived and ignoring all the things she did for the CGs is getting annoying yeah.

>>92456728
Seriously? Lars, the whiniest and most insecure faggot in the universe, is what helps you through your shitty life? Not your family or friends?

Why the fuck is general filled with retarded degenerates?

>>92456843
you can see it was typical teenage rebellion but steven is also justified given all that rose hid from the gems and how she utterly failed to prepare him for his duties

> Post yfw "Six human variations specified in a report by PERIDOT 5XG"

>>92456860
Read this in Lars's voice

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>>92456860
>Why the fuck is general filled with retarded degenerates?
Where do you think we are?

>>92456814
I wanted to murder myself during the scene in which Steven thinks one of the kids is kill. I seriously hate Lamar and Katie sometimes.

>>92456862
Duties? After 5000 years of mucking about on Earth, I don't think Rose anticipated that just a decade or so after her death, Homeworld would come calling

>>92456795

We only know that she shattered her, but now how or under what circumstances. Plus: is killing the enemy commander during wartime, a war crime?

>>92456792

Are we sure it's not a mohawk?

>>92456814

>TFW this plucky gang of kids defeated IT.

>>92456934
It's the only episode that made me genuinely uncomfortable. Like forget the cluster experiments, the corruption stuff. A group of borderline autistic children and their unfunny antics is what did it for me.

What is Centi's gem?

>>92456843
There's so much Idiot Plot and forced drama going around. The gems suddenly refuse to tell him anything about anything and it keeps making things worse

>>92456860
Are you seriously surprised that there are people here that find solace in fictional characters and not family and friends? This website is basically infested with socially awkward, autistic losers of which a majority doesn't even have friends or a family that's actually worth caring about.
Lars isn't the greatest dude but at least it's not Onion or Peridot or whoever.

>>92456981

Because it's close to reality.

A bunch of weird kids, on holiday with their parents, getting up to weird secret stuff where nobody can see what they're up to.

They're young, they're away from home and school, and their parents are doing their own thing - they're away from the things that normally restrain them. Kids like that could do anything in a group. Nightmare shit. Lord of the Flies, man.

>TFW kids like this are the only people his own age Onion ever interacts with and it accounts for at least 50% of his weirdness.

>>92456969
Steven probably thinks she's worse than Bismuth because she shattered Pink.

Hasn't even pondered the difference between killing all the enemy soldiers and killing the one telling them to fight you

>>92456998

Nephrite, we think. Although some believe it's emerald.

I personally don't. If emerald ever appears it should be a big deal. One of the classic 'major' gemstones like ruby, sapphire and diamond.

>>92456835
>Hating Garbanzo
>Good Taste
Pick one

>>92457046
Steven doesn't really think Rose is the greatest gem ever anymore, but by no means does he think she's the worst thing to ever live.

Not sure where you're getting this from.

>A war crime is an act that constitutes a serious violation of the law of war that gives rise to individual criminal responsibility. Examples of war crimes include intentionally killing civilians or prisoners, torture, destroying civilian property, taking hostages, perfidy, rape, using child soldiers, pillaging, declaring that no quarter will be given, and serious violations of the principles of distinction and proportionality, such as strategic bombing of civilian populations

By HW law I imagine killing a Diamond would be a grave offense so yeah, war crime.

>>92456860
Maybe in the "at least I'm not Lars" way. No amount of character growth is gonna be worth how painful this bomb will be

>>92457046
I'm afraid all this is leading to a 'plot twist' where it shows PD wasn't an wvil tyrant. Really if they were going for this then why make Garnet say that PD had to die for their right to be who they are and not be shattered for it? Clearly judging by Bismuth and Jasper's story, PD had no qualms with shattering.

>>92457046
I like that Steven's world view is still very naive and black/white. It also shows in his interactions with Jasper and Lapis.

>>92457057
he keeps calling her a war criminal?

>>92457086
This is part of what the Homeworld arc is for I think. He needs to see the universe from both sides.

>>92457064
By HW standards. Steven is a CG, by no means is Rose a war criminal.

>>92456998
Nephrite.

Bismuth explains in, well, "Bismuth" that she pulled a "Nephrite" out of the cockpit of a ship. Centi then explains in "Monster Reunion" that she was once the pilot of a ship. Also, if you look up Nephrite it looks similar to Centi.

>>92457086
oh god, he's going to try to apologize to the Diamonds, isn't he?

>>92457089
He called her that once, and she is? I'm not seeing the issue here.

>>92457078
If PD really was an evil tyrant then Steven/Rose feeling bad for shattering her would be fucking moronic and cheap.

The Diamonds do nothing else than what humans have done forever: exploit the environment for their own benefit. How can we call that 'evil'?

>>92457134
stop pretending to be retarded

>>92457104
Nah, that would be silly. Steven loves shattering Diamonds! He just wants to shatter Diamonds all the time.

>>92457104
Blue Diamond's gonna stick him in the gem equivalent of a gulag and it's gonna be great.

>>92457093
>>92457104
yes, exactly. I think he's about to learn that things aren't as easy and simple as he wants them to be. We already saw a bit of that with Aqua when he tries his usual feelings shit and she's just like tf are you on.

>>92457064

How though?

>intentionally killing civilians or prisoners
Pinky was neither.
>torture
Nope.
>destroying civilian property
Nope.
>taking hostages
Bubbled gems are POWs, not hostages.
>perfidy, rape
...Nope.
>using child soldiers
Not in this case, anyway.
>pillaging
Nope.
>declaring that no quarter will be given
Quite the opposite.
>and serious violations of the principles of distinction and proportionality, such as strategic bombing of civilian populations
That can't apply to the enemy commander. If anything, she's your most valid target - "Aim for this white plume," and all that.

How would killing Pink Diamond be a war crime?

>>92453616
Pearl doing the English Waltz with Greg, with Greg leading.

>>92457188
Rose killed a matriarch. That's still pretty bad.

>>92457175

Fuck you. Answer my question or shut your stupid mouth.

Asshole.

>>92457178

With all the other gem dissidents?
That could be cool.

>>92457184
I thought we got the lesson of "you can't get everyone to love you" with Eyeball. When's it gonna stick?

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>>92457199
Off Colors could mean just that!

>>92457199
No seriously, either you're trolling or haven't watched Steven Universe

>>92457134
And that is considered evil by common man's standards.

>>92457197

"There's no such thing as a good war, kiddo".
Doesn't make it a war crime.

>>92453616

Topaz and Topaz side by side, holding hands, looking at each other from the corner of their eyes. Very faint smile. They're blushing.

I realize holding hands may not be SFW, but I feel lucky...

Local Anon feels better after hug from favourite gem.

>>92453814
>steven can enter people's dreams

>>92457197
everyone loves their Diamond, but how is it more criminal?

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>for Pearl to be free
Reminder there is verbal confirmation that pearl was PD's

>>92457247

See, that's an answer.
However, we still do that.

>>92457246
No. Both untrue. How can we condemn what the Diamonds do - in an ethical sense - when humans do the same damn thing? All that's different is the scale. But humans and gems both destroy less powerful life forms to propagate.

I am not advocating letting them have their way. I am talking about ethics.

So, is Topaz not very loyal, or just easily manipulated? One sob story and she's ready to turn on her people

>>92457286
>there is verbal confirmation that pearl was PD's

What is the confirmation?

>>92457303
Fine fucktard. How about genocide and attacking your own soldiers? Is that ethical?

>>92457305

she's sent on missions she hates doing and her only company is aquamarine, she probably just snapped due to the stress.

>>92457331
Don't respond

>>92456843
She got a bomb planted in the Earth and everyone but 3 of her soldiers turned into monstrous beasts. She did a lot for them alright.

>>92457335
or like aqua said, fusions get sentimental

>>92457305

Not very loyal, I think. But it seems to be a developing thing with her - the straw that breaks the camel's back. She hates the missions she's/ they are sent on, and Steven and Lars' duet pushed her a little ways over the edge.

Apparently this is a thing for fusions: developing empathy. Another reason why the Diamonds frown on heterofusion.

>>92457331

That is again something humans do! Equal footing!

We're no better than they are. Fight for our survival, absolutely, but let's not go and pretend our species deserves to survive because we are ethically superior.

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I want pro-lars supporters, or faggots for short, to leave.

Anyone got any pre show homeworld distopian fanfic?

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>>92457286
Pearl's eternal thirst for big, pink women had to come from somewhere.

>>92457381
>False equivalence is a logical fallacy in which two opposing arguments appear to be logically equivalent when in fact they are not.

>>92457404
No.

>>92457341
And how is that her fault and not the Diamond's?

>>92457404
Bait, but it's better than talking about characters who aren't even related to the current arc right now.

Not only that but this may be the only time I get to Larspost once he gets shoved into the back again.

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>>92457404
>pro-lars supporters

Department of redundancy department.

>>92457414

I am listening. What is the difference?

>>92457455

Will Laramie ever be outed?

Do gems, besides Pearls, also have entertainment or do they just live to fulfill their purpose 24/7?

>>92457506

Peridot didn't know what music was so presumably the latter

then again that could also be a peridot specific thing since Peridots seem to be autistic even by gem standards

>>92457474
'outed'?

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>>92457518
outed from the closet :^)

>>92457506
Amethysts.

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>implying he's not the best townie

>>92457518
Leave the troll be, laddie

>>92457506
Real life should be like this, imagine the profit this would create.

>>92454339
asian patton oswalt

>>92456603
>Aquamarine's VA is actually an adult

Holy shit she's good

>>92457551
Steven! Fuse with Dipper and learn his inquisitveness, you lazy whiny fuck

>>92457518

As trans. It's a whole theory and I find it convincing.

>>92457566

Man, ever heard of Yeardley Smith?

>>92457566

Aquamarine doesn't sound like a kid she just sounds ridiculously British

>>92457176
Man, that line is going to bite him in the ass later, isn't it?

>>92457596

Well, she IS ridiculously British.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6yWEHmUgYs

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>>92456814

>>92457649

You mean he's going to have to do it later?

I think they can understand sarcasm.

>>92457590
You're probably shitposting, but are you saying lars is an untransitioned MtF or a transitioning FtM?

>>92456814
I choose to believe they thought up of whackier shit for the gang to fuck around in Beach City, but was told to dial back by the producers for whatever reason.

>>92457590
> trains
When I first heard this, I laughed. I thought it was a joke.

>>92457038
>>close to reality
wtf this was cringe as fuck
don't even compare to lord of the flies anon or any other thing with kids on it

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>>92457674
Just because they can understand it, doesn't necessarily mean they'll take kindly to it.

>>92457134
it's not hard to consider ourselves as inherently 'evil'. We just can't do anything about it. This is fantasy.

>>92457176

I doubt that'll mean much unless Aqua records everything that happens in her ship, which she likely doesn't

>>92457659

>That thousand-yard-stare
I wonder if she based Onion on someone she knew in real life.

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>>92457658
what a cutie

>>92454021
>debateable
>wanting to work in the hell that is animation
>she got fired from dream job for being an idiot
>wagecuck

Here's your (You)

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>>92457681

I am not saying anything, it's a hypothesis that exists and there are arguments in favor of it.

Fact is, they were on Mask Island for weeks and Lars showed nothing like, for instance, facial hair.

>>92457688

Why, though? Trans people exist, and this show would not shy away from it.

>>92457697

I only saw it once, months ago. Still, the concept...

>>92457659
Wait a goddamn minute. It's fucking Chara.

>we're gonna hear yellow diamond and blue diamond's voices again
>possibly in two episodes

fuuuuuck yes. patti lupone and lisa hannigan have knocked it out of the park with their performance on this show so far.

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>>92457772

>>92457698

Tru dat.

...I just tried to imagine Yellow smiling, without her helmet.

>>92457707

We have to try, anon. We have to try.

>>92457772
but isn't that what Stevonnie and Smoky are for. I figured trans people want to be seen beyond their gender and as a person like anyone else.

Unless you want the usual anime joke where the protagonist discovers the crossdresser had different sex parts than initially expected.

>>92457810

You know, that whole 'bait' thing is starting to look like bait.

>>92457566
She really isn't. She doesn't sound very natural at all, characters shouldn't sound like they are acting

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> Off Colors + Lars' Head

>>92457772
I fucking love tumblr
biggest bunch of hypocrtical babies ever
>HOW DARE YOU ASSUME THIS PERSON'S GENDER!!! THAT'S VIOLENCE! HATE CRIME!
>I'M GOING TO SPEND HOURS ASSUMING THIS PERSONS GENDER TO FIT MY POLITICAL BELIEFS! IF YOU REFUTE MY ASSUMPTIONS I'M GOING TO CALL YOU A NAZI!

I think you should all go masturbate fir a while.

>>92457813
>I figured trans people want to be seen beyond their gender and as a person like anyone else.

Well, that seems to suit Lars.

He's trying to be 'like anyone else' - like a teenage boy in his position is meant to be, but the situation is more complicated.

>>92457852
Bruh. Are you a psychic?

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>>92457827
oh god. you're serious

>>92457848
ew

I don't want to see sluts

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>>92457841

So... half the season is set on Homeworld?

>>92457852

We can walk and chew gum, anon.

>>92457851

I love tumblr because of the porn. But, hey, if you prefer torturing yourself by looking at social justice idiots with mental and emotional issues foaming at the mouth, more power to you.

Lars being trans is a valid hypothesis. Maybe it's wrong. Maybe not.

But if there is any time we're going to find out, it's during several weeks spent with Steven on a planet without hormone shots.

>Lars' body starts to develop
>Voice changes
>Lars shamefully and tearfully says "Okay, you got me. I was born a girl. Go ahead. Laugh at the freak."
>Steven: "...Lars, do you REALLY think I of all people would care about THAT...?!"

>>92457848
>FULLY ERECT

>>92457878

I thought it was getting suspicious.

Hold on. Is this more bait?

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hope you all have a beautiful day today

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Stop saying Lars is trans. With this meme magic it might actually come true, and I don't want it to.

The show wouldn't be allowed to air anymore in other countries if it were true.

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>>92457772

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>>92457772

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We all know who worst gem is

But who is second worst?

>>92457919
>But, hey, if you prefer torturing yourself by looking at social justice idiots with mental and emotional issues foaming at the mouth, more power to you.
I don't torture myself by looking at idiots on the internet. I laugh at idiots like you on the internet making stupid hypothesis about cartoon character's genders.

>>92456860
Hi, Lars, I love you

hello?

We're back. It was only for a few hours, but I missed you guys so much.

>>92457953
Pearl

>>92457953
Jasper

>>92457551
>Lars being able to pick up Steven

>>92457941
This image may have some valid points, but I can't tell through the handwriting and color choice.

There was a writefag who took requests yesterday and said he'd post them later. I checked the pastebin but I didn't see them. Did he ever post them here?

>>92458142
Lars isn't weak, but yes Steven is very fat.

>>92453507
Nice art, thanks for reposting

is 4chan fixed?