/sug/ - Steven Universe General

>>92445466
*jasperfag

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BEST GEM

why

Alright /sug/, got my snacks and comfy seat and I'm ready to draw.
SFW art requests?

>>92445541
get out

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BEST GEM

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all gems are just fine i guess

>>92445466

If you could crossover SU with any other cartoon in the past or present, what would it be and what would happen in that crossover episode?

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How did /sug/ react to this?

Haven't watched SU since the human zoo episode. What's up? Are things happening?

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Lets assume that Jasper has been redeemed, and her relationship with Lapis has gone from rapist and rape victim, to amicable.

If they were to fuse then, would Malachite look different?

>>92445572
Why did HappyDS purge a chunk of her blog?

>>92445553
your favorite gem in your least favorite clothing stylr

>>92445594
yes things are happening, steven is be prosecuted in a court case on homeworld

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fanfics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis.

>>92445553

A cute Holly

>>92445553
Lapis and Steven on a date.

>>92445621
everyday you tempt me to draw a lapis with the yuno face thing

So are we actually going to have a situation where there are no leaks and /sug/ actually gets to watch the next three episodes live?

>>92445553
Crying Jasper eating to ease the pain

>>92445655
Do it

>>92445553
crystal gems playing volleyball

>>92445553
lars sleeping cutely

>>92445600
I appreciate alien features in gems, the form of a standard human should not be the "goal" of a fusion. Just look at Alexandrite and Sugilite. Plus, Jasper would love to have all of those beefy arms and Lapis could do jumbo hand-farts with 'em

>>92445678
Nah

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canon

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>>92445655

I Love Lapis Lazuli

>>92445546
It's an attractive idea. I'm not sure how I'd start with commissions, though. Maybe I should hit up some other artists for pointers.

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Gems should play a game in the water

>>92445582
Best gem confirming her bestness

>>92445788
>WASTED

>>92445783
It's probably too early as you need an audience/reblog-happy followers, but it could be a goal to work towards if you like the idea of it as a small side thing.

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>>92445553
pic related trying to knit, but has lewd thoughts.

>>92445864
Why do you live?

If Lapis and Peridot ever do fuse again, what gem do you think it will be?

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>>92445779
I LOVE BOKU NO PICO

>>92445887
To meme.

But i really do just want that request since i just thought of the idea.

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>>92445898

So was it Lapis who came up with the watermelon sacrifice idea or Jasper.

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Where would YOU place every gem on the suffering/deserved suffering chart? whether or not they are already on it.

>>92445600
Based on gem lore, yes. But we'll probably never see it.

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>>92445891
>again
They're gonna be Mercury.

>>92445891
>again
what?

Joker's position

>>92445937
Obviously Lapis, since Mal called him Steven instead of Rose before voring him.

>>92445955
This is severely autistic.

>>92445937
Lapis wanted Steven inside her so badly and Jasper was overjoyed to destroy a visage of Rose Quartz, that's why Melon Steven was what they had for dinner every night

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>>92445891
>again

Did I miss something?

>>92445955
This chart gets worse the more I look at it

>>92445759
yes

>>92445466
SU Critical, where you at?

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>>92445466
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

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>>92445610

>>92445553
Stevidot.

>>92445466
I want to circumcise Steven.

>>92446080
thanks coolfries

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>>92446051

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>>92446111
We've reached a point where there are people who are genuinely this stupid.

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>>92445994
Poor Mal would have been better off if Jasper was the dominant one in the fusion.

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this show is a drag

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The anon that wants to get into writefagging here.

If I want to write smut, would trying to put fantasies into writiting be a good place to start?

If so...

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>>92445759

>>92445955

>Steven
Suffers 60
Deserves 10

>Garnet
Suffers 15
Deserves 20

>Amethyst
Suffers 50
Deserves 50

>Pearl
Suffers 80
Deserves 60

>Peridot
Suffers 5
Deserves 90

>Lapis
Suffers 95
Deserves 50

>Jasper
Suffers 100
Deserves 50

>>92445616
Cool.

What episodes should I watch?

This is your fault /sug/ you gave SU CRITICAL attention, now they believe they're a legitimate thing that isn't deserving of mockery. Good job.

>>92446285
Garnet deserves to suffer more.

>>92446302
Everything is deserving of mockery.

>>92446111
I unironicslly agree with this.
It sounds awesome.

>>92446138
>Artist is called bigpreggolapis
>He doesn't have Lapis preg pics

What the fuck

>>92446261
This is my favorite picture.

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>>92445632

>>92445955
Lapis and Jasper deserved all their suffering. So did Rebecca

>>92446357
Are you even trying anymore?

>>92446302
And this is bad because?

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>>92446138

>>92446111
>Rose Quartz is Pink Diamond
Stopped reading there, but should honestly have stopped earlier

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>>92446381

Thanks!

Fuck Holly

>>92446302
>now they believe they're a legitimate thing that isn't deserving of mockery
And how did our mocking lead to that

>>92446409
>I can't have an honest opinion
Of course, SU stans have to ruin everyone's fun.

>>92446463
is that egoraptor

>>92446466
It didn't, people (stans) are just trying to make SU Critical the fandom scapegoat.

>>92446463
The crew got BTFO big time.
How can they recover?

>>92446463
I feel a lot better about how shitty I was as a teenager looking at how pompous and entitled some of these little shits are. This is almost physically painful to look at. How far gone do you have to be to not notice this looks like complete shit?

>>92446463
This will always be funny. I wonder how this person is gonna feel about this post five years from now.

>>92446573
That's the premise for Lamar's next episode.

>>92445603
HappyDS is a girl? I thought their name was Andy

>>92446625
Considering that studios will be banging on their door for a job, pretty damn good.

>>92446368
I got rused and abused.

>>92446111
>fine
>should have been canon
>no
>meh
>huh?
>no objections here
>what?
>better there than the memebarn
>fucking obviously

>>92446635
Andy can occasionally be a girl's name.
At least in Goosebumps.

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>>92445466
What would you do with a tiny clone of Blue Diamond with all her memories?

>>92445678
depends on when they plan to release the episodes on the CN app.

If it's on the same day, we'll be getting the screenshot and preview leaks a few days before, and the full eps a full hours after they're uploaded to the app.

>>92446674
Why, dick her of course

>>92446674
shatter

>>92446674
Have her water my lawn with her tears.

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>>92445680

>>92446662
It's sad when a random tumblrite can be a better writer than the Crewniverse.

>>92446674
Ask her why she only gave our Lapis a whale dick.

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>>92446695

>>92446674
>This is from an askblog
wat

>>92446662
the cluster hatching out of the geode would have been retarded my dude
also, for the record, jasper is a forced fusion was a stupid theory. i'm pretty sure it only exists because people (well, tumblrites) take "fusion is the gay sex" as a metaphor way too seriously and wanted to make jasper the closeted homophobe
basically the only thing on that list I agree with is lapis not living in the memebarn

>>92446749
>so much lapis crying art
>when she's one of the few who hasn't
When Sugar

>>92446776
i get to hit her

>>92446662
>>92446801
We should fuck up the barn.

>>92446826
We should fuck the barn.

>>92446801
Not out of the geode, just that the geode was the plug of the hole that it was injected into.
>>92446836
Let's fuck the barn.

>>92446805
I could have sworn she cried in Mirror/Ocean Gem

Pretty interesting if she hasn't still.

>>92445580
Crossover with Transformers, reveal that Gems and Cybertronians are both creations of the Quintessons, uhhhh Alexandrite kicks Megatron in the nuts

>>92446801
>my dude
why do you keep saying this

>>92446900
They don't eat.

>>92446285
>Rose
Suffers 10
Deserves 100

>>92446911
Nah, that was just water flying around. She might if she finds out Steven is about to be executed.

>>92446940

its comfy way of not trying to be confrontational my dude

>>92446900
It is physically impossible for peridot to ever be able to eat

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>>92446940
because I can?

>>92446966
kys Blue Diamond

>>92446285
>Deserves 10
I think you meant 0.

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>>92446710

whou is tje vebeggest thot in steeven unourvise?

>>92445955
I see a green meany.

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this is canon

>>92446463
>that bottom middle
Haha holy fuck, they are totally going to look back at this in a few years and cringe hard.

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>>92446970
>>92446994
sorry, I've become so jaded that fairly benign phrases come off as totally disingenuous to me

Since the "Bomb bigger than hiroshima and nagasaki combined" is coming , and a plan to rescue Steven from Homeworld is already in the works , what do you think the Crewniverse will play as the gang rescues Steven in process?

Think of it as playing a opera in the middle of spongebob , then you'll know the answer.

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This is Topaz she's off to go on a date with Topaz

Wish her luck.

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>>92446750
back to tumblr faglet

>>92447156
Good luck Topaz

>>92447087
Blue Diamond of course

>>92446710
>Not a cheese sandwich for maximum pain

Does anyone have any good zuke hate comics. Preferably ones that are in really low quality.

>>92447163
you first faglord

>>92447156
Oh fuck me, why is this so cute. I was perfect content with disliking big dumb fucking square body don't make me like her REEEEEEEE

good luck topaz

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/sug/, if I'm gonna continue as a drawfriend, I need to stop switching styles. So which should I use? Pic related, I've been drawing at a quality of 2 / speed of 4 ITT.

>>92447146
suicide in prison

>>92447251
3

>>92447251
Quality of 4 sounds good.

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>>92447149
Shorts detailing the heroic and hilarious quest of the Crystal Gems' leader, Peridot, as she travels around the world trying to find parts for a space ship potent enough to break the rules of time and space until Lion just takes her to Pink Diamond's ship in the desert.

y/n?

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The last episode of SU I saw was "Storm in the Room". I have hummus and an evening to kill. What episodes between then and now should I watch?

>>92447306


All faggot

>>92447251
3 desu

>>92447156
good luck topaz

>>92447306
Watch Milo Murphy's Law instead.
It's much better.

>>92447251
who cares about style switching? they all seem fine for the speed.

>>92447251
3 and 4.

>>92447251
3

>>92447251

3

>>92447251
2

>>92447251
Quality 3 and 4 look best

>>92447398
You start typing like a functional human being, for starters.

>>92447398
You mean pearlgatory?

Anyway, just get other hobbies and go out more. Push yourself to try, learn, and experience new things. Get /fit/. Learn to dress yourself. It's not that hard.

>>92447398
How long have you waifued friend?

>>92447306
All of them.
Well, if you really want to skip some then you should skip Rocknaldo and maybe Tiger Philanthropist, but I have no idea why you would.

>>92447398
well, first of all, get better taste

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>>92447453
h*ck you buddy

I’m not sure how many of you still watch Steven Universe. Truth be told, I started losing interest in the middle of season 3. But one day, not having much to do, I decided to check it out again. This was very late at night; I was watching random YouTube videos like an aimless autist, when a video popped up on the recommended videos side bar. It was titled simply STEVEN UNIVERSE NEW EPISODE SEASON 4 EPISODE 7, and it had less than fifty views. Most would have assumed it was a fake, but I was bored and decided to try my luck.

Upon clicking the video, I watched the post-season 2 intro playing normally, but as soon as it was done and the title card was about to show, my whole computer froze. I rebooted it and, to my surprise, when I tried booting into Windows, all I got was a black screen with white text in it. The text read LAMAR.

No matter how I tried I couldn’t get the computer to work, so I decided to give up and call it a night. But even as I turned it off and got ready for sleep, the text would not vanish. I unplugged the computer from the power outlet and the text was still there. I suddenly started feeling very afraid. After regaining my senses I decided to investigate. I knew Lamar was the name of a boarder on the show, and I was living in Burbank at the time, so in a rush, late at night, I tracked him down.

I rang his doorbell and he showed up on the door, eating out of a KFC bucked and sobbing loudly. Immediately I asked him about the episode. He was paralyzed at first, but after a while, began to cry harder. He went inside and grabbed a videotape, which he handed to me. Behind sobs, he told me: “please, just leave.” But I didn’t have a VCR, so I couldn’t go home yet. I drove all the way to a friend’s house on the other side of town and before he could even ask me what was going on I went in and rushed to his TV, pushing the tape in.

Again the intro played normally. This time, after it was done, the title card showed up. It said ONION GANG.

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>>92447398
Which one is your waifu? If it's Pearl, see pic related for the answer to your question.

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>>92447398
just go out and bee yourself senpai
if you can't do that, embrace insanity and form a tulpa

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decided to finish this shit pic ive had on my computer for a few months. i wanted to give her kawaii animu eyes.

>>92447488
I sat mesmerized, watching the episode. It revolved around the character Onion and his group of friends, and Steven’s attempts to entertain them. Steven for some reason described everything that was happening in front of him, in an annoying, high-pitched voice. The characters seemed really distorted, with their heads making up over half of their whole models. It was horrifying, but I could not look away.

One scene that particularly struck me involved one of Onion’s friends pretending to be run over by one of those little child cars. Steven, despite noticing that it was fake at first, suddenly acted as if the kid had really been run over, and grew desperate as the rest of the kids continued setting the facade in front of him. It was confusing, stressful, and disorienting; I blacked out.

I came to in my friend’s bed, and he was watching over me.

“Dude, that show is gay”, he said.

>>92447156
I believe in you, Topaz. You can do it!

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>>92447462
>Anyway, just get other hobbies and go out more. Push yourself to try, learn, and experience new things

Not that anon, but I've been trying this and there don't seem to be a lot of women in my /out/ and /k/ hobbies

feels bad man

>>92447487
Hey, you asked.

>>92447528
Really cute and thicc

What is an effective way to pick up chicks?

>>92447513
Rob?

>>92447530
spooky

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>>92447462
>learn to dress yourself
i may be a waifu fag but i'm not publically autistic - i can blend in as a normie so it's /ok/ here famerino

>>92447463
t-three years

>>92447478
poel fulfills the role of being a woman better than any other gem ever could tho

>>92447513
:^(

>>92447514
yeah i can do that gooderino but i don't want to have an emotional bond to my waifu

>>92447576
A taser and a van

>>92447576
bowl of eggs

>>92447576
You have to scoop them up gently. If they're a little bit older, like if their head has become distinct from their fuzzball body, be aware that they can still scratch and peck.

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>>92447576
with a net

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>>92447576

>>92447545
Would /mu/, /an/, or /trv/ be more female-dominated interests? I'm female, and it seems that way to me. I meet all sorts of chicks going to shows and traveling and the like. And everyone likes cute animals. I'm not all that /out/ but The Microphones/Mount Eerie really makes me want to be once I get out of the shitty plains.

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What would happen if you shattered one of them?

>>92447576
Wear a rubber glove and go gentle on the wings

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Is this accurate?

It says the episode after the next bomb is called The Band
Are we getting townie eps again after this?

>>92445466
>Steven and Connie are hanging out together.
>Suddenly, Steven needs to take a leak.
>Connie tells him to go down the hall, to the left.
>Rushing to the bathroom, Steven walks in without so much as a knock.
>Right in front of him was Mrs. Maheswaran taking a shower, the see through curtain exposing her to the young lad.
>Priyanka Maheswaran was completely oblivious to the young boy in front of her, washing her hair and humming a song, eyes completely closed.
>Her breasts were mocha colored mountains, topped with dark brown, hardened nipples, with only a slight sag.
>Her ass was large and rounded, like two shiny, caramel apples.
>Her mound was covered by an island of dark hair, trimmed into a neat and tidy triangle.
>The doctor's entire body was well kept and fit, only highlighted by the water rushing over it.
>Flustered, Steven quickly left the bathroom, the good doctor still unaware of the unwitting spy.
>Steven joined Conni as she began discussing the new Dogcopter movie coming out.
>Steven spent the whole time hiding his chub from Connie, unable to get the image of her mother out of his head.

>>92447576
Just walk around naked, how hard can it be?

>>92447663
/cgl/ is probably the most female-dominated board. I like going there to see all the pretty coords I could never pull off.

>>92447671
Source?

>>92447619
I legitimately know how you feel though I've had a waifu for about four years, honestly you just gotta try to get a social life and alk to and learn about people. Don't be afraid to show your power level (unless it's something really out there like waifuisim) otherwise you'll likely never find someone to talk about your silly things with. Really just go out more lmao,
it takes a while to find that special someone but it'll happen eventually. I think.

>>92447149
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS INFO
WAS THERE ANOTHER LEAK???

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>>92447671

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>>92445594
Steven and Lars are going to fuse, that's whats happening

>>92447712
i've heard that lolcow is the "female 4chan" but that place is fucking horrifying. nothing but nasty awful cunts there from when I checked it out

>>92447731
Pearl/Amethyst Blues Brothers parody episode when
It could be like LOOoBC but better

>>92447671
Hopefully it's about the CG's plus Lapis, Peridot, and Greg posing as an intergalactic supergroup in order to infiltrate Homeworld to rescue Steven.

>>92447576
If you are asking this you might as well pray to God to send you a gf to your door, because you have the exact amount of chances of getting one on your own.

>>92445594
Townie development and plot are mingling together through lars.

>>92447299
fuck peridot i hope she doesn't show at all this season

>>92447671
Band of the Hawk?

>>92447398
First off kill yourself.

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>>92447685

>>92447777
Pearl/Amethyst work so well together it's hilarious. Whether you ship them or not they are written much better than Lapis/Peridot, who are supposed to be the le epic funny opposite roommates.

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>>92445572

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>>92447663

well I got dogs, and love my music, I just don't have "normal" music taste.

Hanging out with the punk kids in HS and discovering Thrash Metal when I was 13 contributed to this, in college I got super into pre-2005 Spanish Rock, 70s rock, Synthpop and Synthwave.

Hell, most of the music I listen too is at least 20 years old

only hobbies I have that make me think some chicks dick is animu, and anime chicks can be recluses, very shy, or total freaks. Which makes it hard for me being a shy dude.


Fuck guys

>>92447685
>Connie
>Knowing where the bathroom is

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>>92447728
i've got a social life and i mingle with good lads - the problem is for some reason there male to female ratio is this town is h*cked and many of them aren't even remotely interesting - just sporty ultra-normies

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>>92447851

Season 1A
5 townie episodes
5 of them have gem stuff involved

Season 1B
4 townie episodes
3 of them have gem stuff involved

Season 2
6 townie episodes
5 of them have gem stuff involved

Season 3
5 townie episodes
3 of them have gem stuff involved

Season 4
6 townie episodes
3 of them have gem stuff involved

>>92447663
People on /ck/ joke that the board is mostly women, but it's hard to tell whether that's accurate. >>92447712 is right about /cgl/ though.

>>92447671
THEYRE GETTIN THE BAND BACK TOGETHER FOR AN ENCOUR TOUR THE CG AND BARNIES AND CONNIE AND MAYBE GREG WILL ALL WORK TOGETHER TO SAVE STEVO AND THEN LAPISS WHALE DICK WILL SAVE THE DAY AS FORESHADOWED BY THE END CREDITS HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM SO EXCITED

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>>92446357
It sounds terrible

>>92445955
>Nox 100 deserved it
?

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>>92447827
Who's rock howard?

Also requesting this with the obvious trio from SU.
Sapphire, Garnet, and Ruby in case anyone wanted to get smart ideas

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>>92447891
Same, everyone here is a basic-ass bitch.

Try dating sites I guess, I hear those sometimes work.

>>92447146
Didn't he finally get a gf? Wasn't that his endgame?

>>92447900
>6 townie episodes in season 4

Huh, I felt like it was more than that.

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>>92447851

>>92447995
This would be good as a banner.

>>92447900
>Season 4
>3 of them have gem stuff involved
I'm guessing you counted FBZ and Rocknaldo even though they barely actually involved the gems at all?

>>92447970
There were only about 9/24 that weren't complete filler garbage.

>>92447970
The hiatuses were fucking brutal coming off the back of S3's hype finale. Didn't help that Steven's Dream was the tenth episode of the season so plot took a while to get going

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>>92447964
>tfw when anybody you saw that was actually interesting lives so far away from you and the timezone difference is so big any long distance autism isn't even a choice

i h*cking hate this country so much

>>92448031
CUTE

>>92447970
That's because the season had a lot of weak stuff that was still gem-related, like Gem Harvest, Buddy's Book, Know Your Fusion, etcetera.

>>92447513
Do

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>>92447806

>>92447965
WHEN!?

>>92448025
Maybe Doug Out and The Good Lars, though they also have next to nothing do with it, just being connected to Are You My Dad?.

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>>92448031
why do you masturbate to a gorilla looking cheeto

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>>92448130
Because shes HOT

>>92447747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgmFDjA8lxU

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>Blue Diamond has a vicarious effect on Steven's emotions
How is this going to pay off?

>>92448025
HEY Garnet showed up for about 10 seconds.

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>>92448130
You don't?

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any writefags here willing to do one of those particular Lapis and Steven greentexts but with BD replacing the role of Lapis?

>>92448156
When she is furious... so is Steven.

>>92448149
>has to post fanart
Fucking kek

>>92447685
>The next week, Steven is hanging out with Connie again.
>Thinking about what happened last week, Steven hatched a plan and excused himself to the bathroom.
>Just as before, Steven opened the door without so much as a knock.
>Instead of Connie's mother, it's Connie's father Doug who was showering.
>Connie's dad was shampooing his hair, whistling a diddy as he was oblivious to Steven.
>While he was just a fit and well kept as his wife, Doug was absolutely covered in hair.
>In the place of Priyanka's caramel apple butt cheeks were to fuzzy coconuts that were Doug's ass.
>Gone were the hill like breasts of Priyanka, replaced by a flat chest of virility.
>And of course, Doug's memeber shoot out from a thick forest of pubes, with a ballsack as furry as the rest of the man.
>Horrified, Steven backed away from the scene, with Mr. Maheswaran none the wiser.
>Back with Connie, Steven simply stared off into space as Connie droned on about getting advanced tickets for Dogcopter 4.
>No matter what he would experience on the battlefield, nothing would erase that day.

>>92448025
Future Boy Zoltron, Gem Harvest and The Good Lars. They aren't involved much, but they still are.

>>92448156
>Steven sneaking around in BD's chamber
>blue pearl bends over, BD catches a glance
>Steven's pants nearly explode off him from the force with which they become soaked

>>92448156

its actually more of a physical effect, cause Steven wasn't sad, he just couldn't control tears.

>>92448032
They were all garbage anon.

>>92448218
Gem Harvest wasn't a townie episode, Andy doesn't even live there.

>>92448204
Not really, he would cry her tears but he wasn't actually sad

>>92447513
I found pot :^)

>>92447530
i think i love you anon

>>92448218
>Future Boy Zoltron
>The Good Lars
Yeah, nah. Making a token appearance doesn't constitute them being gem related.

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>>92448213
>moving the goal posts like a bitch

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>>92448258
PLS SHARE

>>92447513
I suppose there's a "kill yourself" in there somewhere but I can't find it.

Ever notice how Greg and Pearl are a lot like YD and BD in You Both Love Me and I Love Both of You?

Pretty sure someone never caught that.

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wow i love jasper now

>>92447722
Saw the screenshot on tumblr which is why I was asking if it was accurate

But its also listed on this site after Lars head http://m.imdb.com/title/tt6842672/

>>92448287
>She's hot
>But only when she's not drawn how she actually looks
Stupid fucking jascuck

>>92448278
None of this season was Gem related.

>>92448293
i dont see any similarities to them besides losing someone.

>>92448293
Are you being ironic? I noticed it immediately and I'm an extremely casual viewer.

>>92448293
Yeah, maybe some blind hobo in South Africa didn't catch that.

>>92448287
>>92448304


29 seconds apart

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>>92448322
>shes hot
>all the time

????

>>92448330
>everything starting from gem harvest
>not gem related
lmao

>>92448363
Name one episode.
Protip: you can't

>>92448095
Idk he talked about making it to second base on his blog a little while ago

>>92446301
literally just start from episode 22 of season 4 (Doug Out) and beyond
there's been NOTHING else of note, except maybe Room for Ruby

>>92448336
Well in some way Greg has moved on from Rose's passing better than Pearl has. She constantly clings to the past and is obviously more shaken up than Greg is.

It's a small detail, but found it to be amusing.

>>92448436
Don't even watch that.
Just skip Season 4 altogether.

>>92448358
Your taste is shit all the time.

>>92448379
The New Crystal Gems

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I hope you all have a good summer

>>92448474
Doesn't count.
>>92448436

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>>92448473
Nice opinion

>>92448436
Or maybe we can just drop the show and watch 13 Reasons Why instead.
You know, like normal people.

>>92448485
Thanks, I'll remember that thirty-five days from now.

>>92446666
>>92446635
Or, you know, short for Andrea?

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>>92447513
Here's a better one.

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>>92448485
All the fat chicks will be in bikinis.

>>92448537
That's what I meant.

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>>92448466
the finale and last Steven Bomb of S4 was pretty damn good in my opinion, though
plus if they skip that and go straight to "Stuck Together", they'll be confused as hell

>>92448436
If this season was so uneventful, why didn't you all trade up to Samurai Jack or Star Vs?

>>92448492
>name one gem episode starting from gem harvest
>you name one
>NO IT DOES NOT COUNT

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So, what's going to stop BD from completely obliterating Steven off the face of the universe? I can only imagine seeing the Diamond trying to crush him in the most painful matter possible.

>>92448564
>the finale and last Steven Bomb of S4 was pretty damn good in my opinion,
No it fucking wasn't.

>>92448621
Lapis's whale dick springs into action and defeats BD in one blow.

>>92445996
>autistic
Not the word I would use, but I don't like it either. I stopped at Chris-Chan. It's 2017 people, give it a rest already.

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>>92448591
>Steven Universe was so uneventful this season
>You should watch Star VS
surely you must be joking

>>92448564
>plus if they skip that and go straight to "Stuck Together", they'll be confused as hell
Better to be confused than bored as all hell.
>Decided to skip the Golden Age arc of Berserk
>Decided to skip the first parts of Jojo
>Haven't regretted since

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>>92448621
she's going to have a mental breakdown in the middle of her tantrum, giving Steven a chance to escape

Are the leaks ever coming?

>>92448622
how so, anon

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>>92448622
Ya and that's your opinion

>>92448684
>>92448689
Did you see SU Critical's reaction?

>>92448669
This is the trollest post I've seen today. Congrats.

And I thought you guys were doing such a great job ignoring him.

>>92448704
>trollest
It's not my fault I skip what bores me anon.
But of course, anything is trolling if you don't agree with it.

>>92447900
fixed

Season 1A
5 townie episodes
5 of them have gem stuff involved

Season 1B
4 townie episodes
3 of them have gem stuff involved

Season 2
6 townie episodes
5 of them have gem stuff involved

Season 3
5 townie episodes
3 of them have gem stuff involved

Season 4
5 townie episodes
2 of them barely have any gem stuff involved

tiny feet

>>92448724
i just can't anon; my autistic side doesn't allow me to

You ever think that if Pearl and Steven fused, she would end up getting some strange obsession with him and would try to keep him to herself?

>>92448669
Imagine being this much of a plebeian.

>>92448734
More like nothing had Gem stuff involved after Season 1.

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>>92448699
Do I care for their reaction

I'll give you a hint:
No

>>92448742
It's okay, anon. I've learned to live with it.

>>92448743
pearl would obviously never do something like that
that's fanfic tier crap

>>92448764
>Unironically liking the Golden Age.
>Unironically liking Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency.
Well, I was warned /sug/ had shit taste but I had to give them the benfit of the doubt.

>>92448767
Are you retarded?

>>92448743
Yes, all the time. Like, literally all the time. I spend most of my life thinking about it. It haunts me day and night. I can't go to sleep at all because I just keep thinking about it.

>>92448816
Are you?
Oh wait, this is an SU thread, never mind.

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This is the best gem <3

>>92448768
>>92448812
Basically, I'm saying that SU Critical's reaction sums up my opinion perfectly.

In fact, there was a pic from tumblr that basically put my thoughts in image form.

>>92448859
she's cool yea

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR2lft3cduc
>steven is put into prison before trial
>completely isolated in a cell of pure white nothingness
>attempts to use dream powers
>encounters blue diamonds furious conciousness
>masters the art of luiginary attacks

this is the only way it can go down

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>watching SU
>brother comes in and talks a bunch of shit about the show
>fucker watch Star Wars Rebels and thinks it's revolutionary, so his opinion is pretty shit
>says that pearl is a slut and says she is the worst character in modern cartoons

Now I understand why he's such a disappointment.

>>92448894
>the worst character in modern cartoons
fucking excuse me who this fucking nibba think he is

>>92448894
Did you punch him in the face at least

>>92448927
no hes bigger than me

>>92448894
>says that pearl is a slut and says she is the worst character in modern cartoons
Well he's not wrong, except that she's not a slut.

>>92448894
rape him like greg raped rose

>>92448859
See---> >>92448545

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>>92448894
Reminder that Pearl is an awful mom that almost got Steven killed on multiple occasions
Also Pearls ARE sluts by definition anon; your brother was right

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>>92448868
>actually agreeing with SU critical

>>92448981
Pearl please, he won, accept that.

>>92448894
Your brother sounds way cooler than you.

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>>92448894
He's not wrong about pearl being worst character

SU CRITICAL here, AMA

>>92449094
>> >>92448545

>>92449094
Should Lars be trans y/n?

>>92448894
he forgot she is a cuck taking care of her wife-son

Can we rename the general to /sucg/? We all know we're only here to shit on the show, just ban /sug/ entirely.

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ONION GANG
WRITTEN AND STORYBOARDED BY
LAMAR ABRAMS AND KATIE MITROFF

>>92449041
You laugh but they're brilliant bastards.

>>92449160
Whoa, sounds really cool. I can't wait for it to come out.

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Onion sure was having a phenomenal time, jumping with Steven on his couch. But after two hours of jumping he decided it was time to, perhaps, stop and do something else.

>>92448927
>>92448947
Actually I just told him that I'd rather not watch non-canonical spin offs that have shit story telling and generally unappealing characters.

>>92445955

Lars is gonna need to move soon

>>92449176
>tfw no lapis to take a photo with
:(

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So Onion decided he wanted to have a snack. And he knew he could help himself to anything in Steven's kitchen.

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>>92449189