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First for the loud house
>>92231703
Pearl is best gem
>>92231703
i want pictures of MyDad goddamit
First for Aquamarine is shit
>>92231727
I can help you find pictures of your dad
>>92231703
>>92231722
Truth.
Glad Pearl is the number 1 waifu again.
>>92231759
what's the point if she doesn't even work on the show anymore? you're just being an ass
>>92231788
what if trump endorsed steven universe
how would the crew react
>>92231722
fuck off
>>92231810
Being an ass is the point.
new meme
So is Zuke trains now? Good for him
>>92231866
Ya call that a meme?
>>92231852
I'm tired. I'm just gonna ignore you.
So.. what are the odds we'll see Homeworld?
What are the odds they'll actually kill Lars?
What are the odds that the Crystal Gems will find a way to mount a rescue?
What are the odds that Steven will not need a rescue and will instead escape using his own resources?
What are the odds Steven sparks a second rebellion?
What are the odds that we'll see a change in the status quo?
>>92231929
6
1
9
7
4
5
>>92231929
0
0
0
100
0
0
>>92231886
Wait, are you serious?
>>92231703
I'm waiting for someone to scan the Beach City book.
>>92231952
This.
>>92231929
>So.. what are the odds we'll see Homeworld?
We probably will at some point.
>What are the odds they'll actually kill Lars?
>death
>SU
>What are the odds that the Crystal Gems will find a way to mount a rescue?
100%
>What are the odds that Steven will not need a rescue and will instead escape using his own resources?
Steven will probably see things he doesn't like, cry, then scream at his captors while they call him Rose even though he technically isn't and is at the same time.
>What are the odds Steven sparks a second rebellion?
Impossible unless the writers decide to phone it in.
>What are the odds that we'll see a change in the status quo?
>status quo
>change
>>92231953
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/159044380814/made-a-lil-video-for-trans-visibility-day-i-hope
>>92232034
I'm going to do my best not to laugh.
>>92231929
Rebecca has too much of an attachment to Lars to kill him off.
>>92231929
> Homeworld
Pretty good. If it doesn't happen during the trial I imagine it will at some point even if it's just during a flashback (confirmed by Sugar we'll be seeing pre-war stuff)
> Kill Lars
Not likely, but he'll get pretty hurt and Steven will try to heal with him and probably end up fusing in the process.
> Crystal Gem rescue
They'll try, but whether they'll succeed is up in the air right now
> Steven escapes on his own
Not sure. I imagine the Betas might help him out
> Second rebellion
Not likely.
> Status quo
We've already gone off Earth and we're separated from the main Crystal Gems. That's a shift and we've only just started S5.
>>92232034
>She has a therapy cat
Her life is a meme
redpill me on steven universe why does /co/ like it? it literally screams reddit the fanfic to me
>>92231949
>>92231952
>>92232027
>>92232083
>>92232142
What do you think will happen over the next 5 episodes?
>>92232177
>>92232167
> t.whitecisgendermale
ughh
>>92232167
>Redpill me
>Reddit the fanfic
Somebody draw Lapis using her hydrokines to shape Aqua's wing into dicks
>>92232167
I can fap to gems
>>92232184
>Other kidnapped humans
Doesn't this immediately disprove the entire thing?
>>92232167
follow your leader and kys nazi
I can't help but think of Baby Cakes every time I see Topaz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9GoWGnFzGA
>>92232167
Even I'm disappointed by this post, anon.
>>92232167
it's a comfy fun show thats really it but i do agree that most of the fanbase is /mlp/ tier degenerate
>>92232250
Affirmative.
>>92231839
They would make an episode where Steven thinks Connie is hiding something and tries to read her emails.
>>92232167
fucked up family that loves each other hides from a fascist galactic empire and have to deal with the loss of the protagonists mother.
also we get some lore once in a while
>>92232177
Steven will learn something about Rose, maybe fuse with Lars, cry, get back home.
>>92232034
Taking all bets for exact date of suicide! Over-under 12/20/17!
>>92232167
EXTRA THICC
>>92232167
Reddit fanfic? Seems more like Tumblr fanfic with its inclusivity and because of how big of a black trans-hard on Tumblr has for it.
To answer your question, the show doesn't include anything Reddit, Tumblr, or 4chan has a hard on for. Instead it tells the coming of age for a boy with a magical destiny thrown on him. Think Sailor Moon if if Usagi was a chubby little boy.
While show also has a message of love and understanding underlying the whole thing it isn't rubbed in your face. It just comes as a natural consequence of these characters dealing with life.
It has good characters and a bright aesthetic, but it isn't afraid to get dark every now and again.
I'd say watch the first 25 episodes. They're short so it isn't too big of a demand on your time. Typically by the end of episode 25 you'll know if you want to continue to watch.
>>92232072
>>92232143
>>92232279
jesus christ
>>92232231
Yes.
>>92232167
It's a different and comfy show. There really wasn't anything quite like it. Also, lore and waifus.
>redpill me
>reddit, the fanfic
Your newfag is showing.
>>92232334
sorry >>92232279
meant for >>92232310
>>92232305
This is broad enough to be true about each Steven Bomb.
>>92232310
I never join Deadpools. I never win.
>>92232167
All these replies and not a single "go back to /pol"
Nice job, /co/. You failed.
>>92232232
You can have a (You), but just one, I don't want you spoiling your dinner.
>>92232220
>>92232177
why is that image so fucking blurry?
>>92232424
Because I had to find it on a piece of shit website that does shitty things to images. On the bright side, a much better version is posted on /trash/ /sug/.
>>92232319
whats chubby boys end game? did the gems just come to earth to protect him because their leader(his mom) is gone ?
>>92232460
Then why not post the one on /trash/ /sug/ instead?
>>92231703
Isn't stuck together leaked? Where's the full episode?
>>92232034
I don't want to admit that E;R was right, but son of a bitch, this is just too close to what he said.
Also,
>a loving community
This nigga told Leafy to kill himself on Twitter. Fuck her and anything she says about a "loving community."
Hey guys, rate my wall
>>92232517
That is a good wall, needs a tad more blue pearl though.
>>92232494
Because it was posted after I posted my shit version. And with that, I'm off to lunch. Later.
>>92232517
8/10 would sleep under
>>92232505
I believe the preview + screenshots are the only things available right now. small chance it'll be posted friday though
>>92232492
The gems came to earth to protect the earth.
Their leader, the chubby boy's mom, died giving birth to him because she wanted to know what it was like to be human.
They watch over him out of a sense of obligation, but all of them grow to love him for who he is.
The chubby boy doesn't have an end game, or at least not one that he knows about. He's pretty much just doing what he does because he inherited his mom's gem powers and sees it as his destiny.
>>92231839
Spontaneously combust.
>>92232517
... wait. Switch Blue Pearl with CG Pearl and you're golden.
Or switch it all to Blue Pearl.
Or just do 50/50...
>>92232424
anon browses terrible websites
>>92232571
What's with blue Pearlfags? She does nothing just stands around and sings
>>92232516
>ER
Who?
>>92232517
>no yellow pearl
I'm going to find you and burn your shitty wall to the ground
>>92232580
Some people like the stereotypical asian housewife.
Any Pearl/Lars art? I saw some Amy/Lars last thread
>>92232589
The /pol/ guy who made the review of SU
>>92232627
uhh I think there's a nsfw comic of them
>>92232589
This guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j38aX4JxINQ
Remember that one time Pearl died?
>>92232671
You got the source?
>>92232034
>Transvisibility day
Is that a fucking thing? What's next, National Cock Suckers Day?
>>92232565
so whats the main plot of the series? doing casual stuff and protecting earth? Also how was it possible for a gem to reproduce with a human? i know its fiction but shouldn't that be biologically impossible since they share two completely different anatomies ?
>>92232672
>those last 10 minutes
Wtf
>>92232676
Wasn't that like just a bitch slap if she actually died from that i would be laughing.
Also Garnet's future vision was fucked from the very beginning.
>>92232516
>I don't want to admit that E;R was right
Dude, c'mon. Stop trying to ignore what's going on in the world.
>>92231929
0
10
9
10
10beta uprising
0
>>92232034
>"Non-binary"
...Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
I like to think of myself as forward-thinking and not stuck in medieval philosophies vis-á-vis sexual identity, but oh, boy. Not helping, Zuke. Not helping.
>>92232698
>National Cock Suckers Day
they must never know
>>92232711
Gems don't really have anatomies. They're basically just gems and their bodies are holograms. Steven's mom made him by shapeshifting a womb.
The main plot, I think, is Steven growing into his place as his mom's successor and as his own person. Some episodes are either Steven and the Gems protecting the Earth somehow, but most of them are Steven dicking around with the admittedly lackluster human cast.
>>92231788
I know the tweet is fake but is the content actually real?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_Day
>>92232167
>redpill me
Can it be a suppository?
Anyway. I don't know why anyone else likes it, but it makes me happy. I like the characters. I like the notions. Not too crazy about the continuity and the plot all the time and the pacing, of course, came straight out of Satan's inflamed asshole.
There is certainly a waifu factor.
>>92232167
This show isn't Reddit and Memey retard
>>92232792
Oh it is
So that one manga that's essentially "Not-SU/ SU-lite" is getting an anime http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-05-09/land-of-the-lustrous-manga-gets-tv-anime/.115869
This will be an interesting development.
Is there a mega link where I can download the pilot episode?
>>92232819
I really hate the guy who compiled this mess. Really wish people calmed down and organized something a little better before rushing for first dibs on the news.
Hell, the few of us who discovered the blog should have kept our mouths shut and just let it continue.
>>92232819
Why did Rebecca hire Zuke. She destroyed Peridot and Lapis.
>>92232824
cant wait for /a/ to claim that SU ripped it off
>>92232824
>http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-05-09/land-of-the-lustrous-manga-gets-tv-anime/.115869
Probably better than SU.
>>92232855
yeah you should have.
regardless of what she did being right or wrong,this is fucked up.shes a bad writer but she doesnt deserve this.
>>92232824
houseki no kuni?
cool
>>92232856
Sugar isn't the genius some claim she is.
>>92232824
Why does so many anime look the same?
>>92232855
She could've spilled some spoilers, /co/ is full of fucking autistic redditors.
>>92232184
Disqualified with the first sentence.
>>92232517
>Not a single bare foot
2/10 for some nice outfits.
>>92232569
Not 'spontaneously' since it would be in response to Trump.
>>92232893
what sells sells
>>92232824
I really like the visuals. Also if there's yuri it will be even better.
>>92232517
Does your mother molest you? Do you want her to?
>>92232672
that's that faggot who watches the show religiously and made a bunch of shill videos to try and get 4chan to be his loyal subs.
You're telling me this faggot is shilling himself as a /pol/tard now? He's more a cheap neocon whore.>>92232516
>>92232034
Looks even fatter
>>92232517
I also have a Pearl daki, rate please
>>92232902
>Disqualified with the first sentence.
yeah i really thought they would take more humans than just lars
but replace "kidnapped humans" with just lars
>>92232167
You know most magical girl animes are aimed at boys? Well this is a magical boy anime aimed at girls, mixed with DBZ.
>>92232876
the cringiest part is that some of those SU youtube channels made videos about her and this 'drama'. What an embarrassing fandom we have, so desperate.
>>92232878
She's still better than Zuke's artistic level.
>>92232953
kill yourself/10
>>92232953
What are you doing with your life/10
>>92232944
haha, he's even got a discord with his own littlefandom.
>>92232970
Remember when Roundtable made a video saying that Zuke quit because of harassment from Amedot shippers?
Good times.
>>92232580
>Pearl without an obnoxious attitude
You don't see the appeal?
I just hope Pink Pearl turns out to be the sweet one out of the four.
White - Phlegmatic; 'our' Pearl strives to be stoic, collected and organized.
Blue - Melancholic (should be black); withdrawn, quiet, restrained.
Yellow - Choleric; short-tempered, impatient, irritable.
Leaves red, ie pink, who should be passionate and energetic. And presumably the youngest of the four, since Pink Pearl is assumed to be the youngest of the diamonds.
>Baby sister pearl
>Is the fun one
>>92232953
who'd you buy it from
>>92232878
There was a time where we considered d Zuke the best boarder you know. And her earlier episodes are still good
>>92232953
What do your parents think of your life choices
>>92232996
>Roundtable
I really dislike that faggot. Why are black YouTubers so obnoxious?
>people are this new they don't recognize pearl wallfag
My updated predictions
>steven goes to homeworld and lars gets put in the zoo
>steven is put in a trial
>no diamonds on screen,just mentioned (based on what the Hoenn leaker said)
>steven is declared not guilty of being rose quartz somehow,and is labeled as yet another human to be put in the zoo
>hes put in the zoo alongside lars.
>lars gets hurt and steven goes into his mind
>character development
>once lars is healed,they plan an escape
>gem who has authority and power sees him escape and sends gems after them
>space chase.our heroes lose the gems.
>the famethyst may or may not come with them
>steven goes back to earth with lars,but the new enemy gem swears to bring him back
>enemy gems are now the enemy of the week.
>>92232996
not a fan of naming actual channels, since I don't want to promote them, especially not that respectable person of african descent
Would you fuse with her, /sug/?
>>92233050
That's not the real pearl wallfag.
The real one got banned.
>>92233025
Not the dudes who did jailbreak? Not Rebecca herself?!
>>92232996
It got so out of control lmao. It's like that's time that one girl on Tumblr attempted suicide and the entire SU fandom got blamed for it even from people who don't even watch the show when she had been bullied way before she drew that pic of skinny rose
>>92233068
Greg would if he could
>>92230277
We do have this.
>>92233057
My prediction
>Aqua gets her fucking ass kicked when she doesn't bring the actual list of humans
>>92233025
you did that because she was brought into writing peridots redemption,which is still the best arc of the entire show.Since catch and release we only had good episodes until the finale.
>>92233025
Chille Tid was nice. A lot of the praise purely came from the fact that she "replaced" Hellen Jo. /co/'s opinion is pretty volatile
hey kids
you want some lapidot
>>92230277
>>92233116
>all these Dutchies
Hi fellow countrymen
>>92233158
Kill yourself
https://twitter.com/prnnography/status/861002542397796352
Remember Maya? Our newest storyboard revionist? We will probably see her in the credits in about 10 episodes. This tweet also featuring not very surprising but still a bit interesting background info from our music couple.
And here's some Maya indirectly acknowledging Lapis a shit:
https://twitter.com/prnnography/status/861485985909030912
>>92233154
I mean I still think Zukes way better then Jo, and Gen heist was good
I don't think Jo worked on a single good episode
>>92233160
There have been a lot of Dutch posters in /sug/ historically, it seems like SU is relatively popular there for some reason. Kind of like how it's really popular in Latin America.
>>92233170
>And here's some Maya indirectly acknowledging Lapis a shit:
no joke,that tweet has given me such high hopes for the future of this show.im not even kidding.
Don't look at this
>>92233170
Maya's a great artist, why isn't she a boarder? At least she draws on model.
>>92233170
>pornography
ugh
>>92233158
gee, thanks
>>92233170
What exactly does a revisionist do?
>>92233092
Rebecca can't draw for shit, Jeff and Joe were always the wonder duo
But he's right, right around the time Peridot started living in the bathroom everybody loved Zuke, her shit was fun, but she started shoving her "le non binary 73936 genders" stuff into the show
>>92233170
I have a mild dislike for her. She borderline acts like your average SU critical.
Maya is gonna be cool.
https://twitter.com/prnnography/status/835308931102597122
>>92233230
Edits Zuke's Lapidot boards to make them less gay
>>92233189
>Kind of like how it's really popular in Latin America
Most if those fans from LA are kids who watches the dub, so in /sug/ we are like a dozen at most.
>>92233212
>>92233154
Zuke really had everything going for her.
Her first episode was a great one, she gave Amethyst her messed up sex hair, memes, she replaced the Asian, she's legitimately good at writing jokes, and she was active on social media so she already had more personality than the other boarders.
How could we have known that she'd go crazy with her fanfiction ship and completely derail two characters?
>>92233057
>steven is declared not guilty of being rose quartz somehow,and is labeled as yet another human to be put in the zoo
Absolutely insane. The LEAST that would happen is them removing his gem for study.
Lars in the Zoo would be nightmarish: now he's in a community of people who are all constantly being happy and friendly and physically intimate and he has nowhere to run.
Plus it would collapse the waveform on whether he's trans or not (Assuming he's pre-op).
Still pissed we won't get Connie in a Zoo outfit. I guess it's up to me then.
Steven can't fly the ship on his own, and I would be sorely surprised if the Amethysts could. So forget about that.
I am betting they are going straight to Yellow Diamond's court and Blue Diamond doesn't barge in until the 'trial' is halfway.
YD would prefer to just shatter them, but BD, in tears, wants to know WHY Rose Quartz did it.
And of course Steven doesn't know. But he does explain the gems think she did it because it was the only way to save Earth from being destroyed.
>>92233057
I'd kill for there to finally be recurring threats again. That's what made S4 so shit.
Want some Pearlidot?
>>92233158
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BITCH
>>92232953
That's a nice pillow.
>>92233296
No, Peridot deserves beter.
>>92233278
heres the thing.
can anyone tell me,canon wise,what proof is there that lapidot is being pushed?
Forget for a second the whole tumblr shit.Mention me a scene where the shipping is pushed.Not their friendship,actual hinting at a romantic relationship.
>>92233170
>amedot and peritard
ugh
>>92233257
>another memedotfag
ugh
>>92233212
Don't look at this
>>92233326
At least amedot is forced fanfiction that strips the characters' of purpose.
>>92233257
she's going to be a tumblrtard stupid periredditor
>>92233326
>>92233329
samefag
>>92233325
>bothering to try and get any actual explanations from the anti-zuke circlejerk
fruitless
>>92233068
How? Also, and I bet this goes for pretty much everybody here, I would not make for a healthier fusion.
Funny. In my beautiful mother tongue, her name is homophonous with 'Silliness' ('malligheid').
>>92233107
Greg smiling because he knows it's only a metaphor
>>92233126
You mean she gets whipped by an Agate.
A tiny Agate, created especially for punishing small gems.
>>92233364
Kys autist
>>92233359
Yes, it is. Amethyst deserves better and Peridot should be killed.
>>92233369
im not going to justify what zuke did,nor i want excuses for it.
i want a scene from the show that represents them as a romantic couple or at least hints at it.
>>92233364
are peritards this stupid? actually yes they probably are
>>92233323
Peridot deserves nothing but a slap in the face.
Another prediction
>Steven ends up having to care for Aqua in some way, ironically fulfilling the prophecy of him claiming to be her dad
>>92233329
>>92233360
>>92233326
>draws peridot on her twitter
>Peritard ugh
kys
Pearl looks at you like this, what did you just do?
>>92233212
keep this under wraps
>>92233430
A slap in the face is still better than getting paired with Pearl.
>>92233432
She is a Perifag though. Check out her Tumblr blog.
I'm not necessarily saying this is a bad thing.
>>92233432
>openly admits to being a perifag and liking amedot
this is the face of retardation, this is a perifag
>>92233158
I want Amedot.
>>92233189
Pssssh. We should do a tally by country. Three of us is hardly much.
The Dutch dub of the show is an abomination unto God and humanity and last I heard even the Devil thinks it's shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxX46TTKx_c
>>92233212
Won't she lose her balance, like the guy from 'The bird cage'?
>>92233432
>memedotfags being autistic
ugh
>>92233360
this is the most convoluted insult ive seen in /sug/ so far
>>92233460
She draws a good Peri, I'll give her that.
>>92233344
Ew, them's dirty
>>92233274
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>92233170
> likes Peridot and likes lemonhancers
Oh great, maybe now Peridot will stop being an autist and start doing shit like she used to.
> likes amedot
Nevermind, there's no hope.
>>92233257
Is this what hope feels like?
>>92233463
EW Pearls dutch voice is gross
>>92233488
Yeah, she'll be a great revisionist.
I don't like her attitude so far though. Not her criticism in itself, but its pretentious, snarky nature akin to the SU critical crowd.
>>92233521
shes a storyboard revisionist faggot.shes not in charge of writing anything.
see,this is why people hate /sug/
>>92231703
Will any of the main characters die? If so who would most likely get the shaft?
>>92233116
>Robijn en Saffier weer bij elkaar
Absolute perfectie.
>>92233160
Good evening to you too fellow Dutchman
>>92233491
but she washes them regularly
>>92233556
Ruby is implied to die
>>92233369
>Being a Zukefag
Kek
>>92233549
>like my peritard crewniverse waifu reeeeeeeeeee
This is why no one likes Perishits
>>92233572
Like CG ruby? When was that implied?
>>92233325
Any Lapis and Peridot scene done by Zuke. She said herself she wrote them like that.
>>92233463
>Fellow Dutchie prefers Amedot over Lapidot
Nice
Also I have a shit mic so that ain't going to happen.
>>92233598
better than peridot i guess
>>92233241
>Rebecca can't draw for shit
>>92233572
Well, that's ominous.
>>92233585
>shit! i fucked up.uh...y-y-you shut up r-perishit! y-y-you are a r-r-retard
cute little shit hole
Why is Topaz crying in the next Zuke ep?
Is one of them in love with Aqua or something?
>>92233359
>amedot is forced fanfiction that strips the characters' of purpose.
What is that even supposed to mean?
Perry had a crush on Amy early on. It went nowhere, probably because Zuke - for whatever reason only grey aliens understand - preferred Lapis to be a pussycat rather than a female Rick Sanchez. (Well, I overstate, but you get what I mean).
Amy has never had a serious relationship. Even STEVEN is in a serious relationship. For Amy to be the more experienced party in a relationship - because Perry is EVEN MORE of a blushing virgin - would be supercute.
So what do you mean?
>>92233383
Stop using 'autist' as a catch-all pejorative, neurotypical turdburglar.
>>92233430
I bid a smack on the butt.
>>92233598
True.
>>92233395
I don't see it either man. Pearl/Garnet may as well be a longtime married couple in comparison. Jasper/Lapis being framed like an abusive relationship was more "charged". There's been heavy, unsubtle Pearl/Amethyst teasing, and I just don't see that for Lapis/Peridot save for her blush in Barn Mates. It's like Zuke's harmless headcanon for them, no different from any other shipper. The hate has gone overboard.
Choose.
>>92233549
Have you worked a single day in your life, retard? People who like things their superiors don't aren't promoted. Maya got promoted, meaning the crew higher-ups share her particular brand of autism.
>>92233603
>broken hand on temple statue
>red shirt
>sentenced to death by BD
>there's tons of her
>half of the most stable character on the show
she will be put out of commission
>>92233325
If you're a normal person, there is no scene, because there's no way Zuke could've gotten away with making them blatantly romantic.
Zuke skipped all of the development between Barn Mates and Beta, and just made them super close besties. Both episodes were boarded by Zuke and Hilary, and the entirety of the Lapidot segment in Beta was boarded by Zuke.
You need to view it through the lens of a shipfag. Lapidot was a somewhat popular ship before Lapis and Peridot even shared screentime. The idea of them living together, being best friends, sitting around watching shitty Canadian TV dramas, making art, and being miles away from anyone who can hear them fuck would be a wet dream for any Lapidot shipper.
>>92233603
Temple fusion is missing the right hand which is where Ruby's gem is place. That, and lovers that are way too close, being separated is a popular trope.
>>92233637
Lrn2type and how to not be a stupid perifag.
[-]
>>92233638
Lars cried
So Steven cried
And Topaz had to cry
>>92233536
When did SU critical even start? I mean the show has had wonky proportions since the beginning? Fucking Jailbreak tumblrites.
>>92233605
yeah well she did a shitty job because canon wise they are nothing more than friends
>>92233652
this
>>92233663
>Maya got promoted, meaning the crew higher-ups share her particular brand of autism
have YOU worked a single day in your life retard?
>>92233640
>Perry had a crush on Amy early on
Fuck off delusional Periautist
>>92232824
This manga's been on my backlog for years, but it seems kinda spooky.
Imagine the gem wars in SU but if we actually got to see death/shattering and I guess everyone's models are replaced with pearl variants.
>>92233638
>Is one of them in love with Aqua or something?
Unlikely but I like this idea purely because of how sad it would be for a gem whose individuality is suppressed to the point of forced muteness to end up becoming attached to the gem who abuses her simply because she's the only gem she interacts with and she's conditioned to accept this behaviour as normal.
>>92233657Far leftor nothing.
>>92233692
>i put [-] so it means i won! r-r-right? shut up you guys! stop bullying me!
this is why you got bullied in high school
>>92233326
>>92233521
She has a separate tumblr for her amedot fanart and makes sure on her Twitter and tumblr people shouldn't draw anyway conclusions on whatever she draws and writes.
https://worstcolorcombo.tumblr.com/post/160287357062/ok-so-i-know-youre-a-revisionist-for-su-so-you
Also this >>92233549
>>92233701
Mid-Season 4 I think. Somewhere along the long, long hiatus over the past year.
Hey, be nice ya big meanies
Can someone post the leaked frame of Steven cradling Lars?
>>92233753
She also drops little canon facts, like how peri's gem pokes out through her visor through a hole.
Do you remember when Sugar was talking about Blue Diamond, and she mentioned how her and Yellow are equals? It seems like the symbol is literal in that, White is ranked above Yellow and Blue, and Pink was the lowest tier Diamond.
>>92233753
How long has Maya been working on the show before she wasn't promoted?
>>92233473
We're not important enough to hate. Except by Indonesians, and they are very busy fucking themselves up.
>>92233533
That's because we have three voice actors and they do everything. If there is any expression that describes our culture it's "How can we do it for less?".
I envy the Italians, so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8a2qtLtE8
Sometimes I think Perla was made to be voiced in Italian.
>>92233607
>>Fellow Dutchie prefers Amedot over Lapidot
Als ieder weldenkend mens.
>>92233009
>our pearl
>stoic
>collected
>organized
>>92233777
Yeah I just read about that earlier today. Pretty neat
>>92232953
Anon, you might need to rethink your life choices.
....out of ten.
>>92233009
I prefer a character with a personality and with some development.
>>92233798
What the fuck, that Italian Pearl fucking BTFO'd Deedee
>>92233855
That's not the real wallfag
>>92233709
>canon wise they are nothing more than friends
Not to shippers, like Zuke
>tfw every second of life is suffering but gay rocks are the only thing that make you happy
>>92233638
I dunno, but I hope they have a very cute voice actor. Kinda like Alphonse in Full Metal Botanist.
>>92233717
"Too Far". Tell me that isn't a crush.
>>92233784
No, but that is the consensus. She had the fewest colonies, White the most. Perhaps White was the oldest.
>White has the most colonies
...Clever, Sugar. Clever.
>>92233784
To me it seems like Diamonds just do their own shit separately. As in, they don't actually perform different tasks, each has absolute authority over her colonies and little to no over those of others.
Yellow and Blue would be equals because they have about the same number of colonies. White would be "higher" because she has way more and holds the homeworld (probably simply because she was the first one around). Pink would be literal nobody cause she only had 1 colony and didn't even manage to hold it.
>>92233878
What about every other boarder's undisclosed ship headcanons?
Zuke is the only one retarded enough to share this shit with the public
Muh fellow Dutchie niggas!!!
>>92233737
Nice projection, I'm not surprised a perifag got bullied.
>>92233664
>>92233684
Won't that leave tumblr bitching about the typical
'one person in a gay romance dies' trope? I mean I know tumblr is getting mad at the show right now but that's sorta like putting gasoline on the fire,
>>92233803
Tries to be.
...We never really got to see her when she was functioning properly. Imagine Pearl a couple of hundred years ago, with Rose alive and well, Homeworld a faint memory and Greg Universe's great-great-grandpa pooping diapers. She'd be unstoppable.
>>92233870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMf5lypKg4
https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francesca_Manicone
>I prefer a character with a personality and with some development.
Don't we all? But how does it pertain?
>>92233890
At least it's not crystal meth, amirite?
>>92233993
>multiple replies
>reddit spacing
fuck off
>blue
>tear-shaped gem
>water wings
>abrasive personality
>more powerful than they look
Questions need to be asked and answered now, but you and I both know they never will be.
>>92234015
Questions like if Aqua and Lapis were having sex who would top.
>>92234015
>more powerful than they look
besides her wand she has nothing
>>92233463
It's Over Isn't It is nothing compared to the abomination that is Peace and Love's Dutch version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35iSOGc3E98
>>92234015
It is a well known fact that Blue Gems are the best
>>92234039
just like lapis having water
>>92233798
>Als ieder weldenkend mens.
Inderdaad.
>>92234044
It's not bad, it simply uses way too many words, and complicated too.
>that random English
KEK
>>92234015
Not necessarily. The similarities between Aqua/Lapis and Topaz/Jasper are ridiculously uncanny, to the extent that it is impossible that not a single crewniverse member was like 'hey, they look similar'. It's clearly intentional, whether it's a parallel to their relationship or something even deeper in regards to the lore, say for example, them being Era 2 Lapis and Jasper's.
This is one thing that pisses me off about people redesigning them - they haven't taken into account that the similarities between the characters may, god forbid, be intentional.
>>92232517
>Not even a single pic of Yellow Pearl's smug face
0/10
Too much bad taste in a single place.
>>92234044
this isn't really that bad tbqh
Goodnight, /sug/.
Humans should bake cakes
>>92233753
See, this is why she was promoted and Zuke was let go. It has nothing to do with shipping bullshit like people would love to believe, its just that Maya acts like a professional and keeps her shipping bullshit separate from her work as a storyboard revisionist. Of course they're going to promote someone who acts like a professional over someone who doesn't.
>>92233608
Why do people hate Pearl? Whats the point of even watching the show then?
>>92233170
>acknowledges lapshit is worst gem
>loves old peridot but hates memedot
>isn't scared to call zuke out on her bullshit
She'd be based as fuck if she wasn't an Amedirt
>>92234198
goodnight... eurofag?
>>92232711
Gems don't really have anatomies, they're more like sentient self-motile magical artifacts than anything else.
>>92234207
>tumblr hated lars
>suddenly hes filipino
>tumblr loves lars
>>92232143
My cat is an asshole who keeps preventing me from committing suicide.
>>92233057
>land-of-the-lustrous
No diamonds!? They go to homeworld just for Lars development?! That better be a fucking lie.
I don't think Pearl's Dutch voice is that bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USwDhDxlJTE
>>92234130
I think you're giving the crewniverse too much credit
>>92233987
who cares what they want, steven will just figure out how to revive her anyway
>>92234311
I think you're underestimating the crewniverse's intelligence.
post healthy queer relationships
>>92233057
Diamonds are confirmed to be showing up, have no idea why you'd think they weren't anyhow
>>92234218
What's the point of you living?
>>92234261
Nah.
http://www.showbuzzdaily.com/articles/showbuzzdailys-top-150-monday-cable-originals-network-finals-5-8-2017.html
40 STEVEN UNIVERSE THE CARTOON NETWORK 7:00 PM 30 0.22 1,007
not bad considering it leaked a month ago
since it's also cartoon network for comparison
98 BEN 10 (2017) THE CARTOON NETWORK 5:00 PM 30 0.12 776
>>92234347
>confirmed
by literally who, i bet WD won't even be mentioned
>>92233729
angsty aquapaz fanfiction when
>>92234360
C A N C E L L E D
>>92234327
So that basically rules out her permanently dying in the first place.
If Steven can just magically bring, based on foreshadowing, anyone back to life. That makes a lot of conflicts null and void, even if it's endgame stuff.
>>92234344
aight
Any leaks for Stuck Together yet?
What are the metaphysical properties of each beryl gem, and how would they be reflected in their appearances/personalities?
>>92234360
oh, it's above 1 million
yay~
So how long's the hiatus this time?
>>92233969
Hey, I like that.
>>92234304
From our awful dub I find Pearl's VA one of the few highlights.
>>92234428
3 weeks. New episodes at the end of May, and that's assuming that it isn't released early on the app.
>>92234403
Preview and pics have been up for a few days now
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
>>92234360
WE ABOVE 1 MILLION HYPE AGAIN
the trial leaks in 2-3 days, right?
>>92234360
HABBENIIIIN
>>92234360
so SU is still the second highest grossing CN franchise rn
>>92234348
I don't know how you can enjoy the show but hate Pearl, not even a Pearlfag
>>92234360
>Over 1 million
5 more seasons fucking confirmed lads
>>92234011
Eat shit. I limit my multiples to three now and as for spacing: print it out, roll it up and shove it up your undoubtedly distended, inflamed ass!
>>92234039
...As far as we know.
>Aquamarine loses her wand
>Is cornered
>Switches to battleform
>>92234044
Die vind ik juist nogal meevallen. Het oorspronkelijke liedje was tenslotte al - geheel volgens bedoeling- vrijwel helemaal gedaas.
>>92234508
Pearlfag here and you're retarded
>>92234486
saturday night/sunday morning if the episodes are being put on the app on thursday.
We'll find out tomorrow if stuck together is put on the app around midnight est
>>92234369
It was a news article outlining CN's shows and what was in store for them for the year
The quote was something like
>Steven will spend some time with the Diamonds in these upcoming episodes
>>92234451
So two weeks when they're inevitably leaked? Got it.
>>92234376
I like myself some angst. Maybe I'll write it, though I'll probably wait for next episode's characterisation first.
>>92234123
Maf.
>>92234207
>Purpose of humanity is revealed
>It's literally this
>>92234546
care to explain?
>>92234344
fiiiiiiiiiiiiine
>>92234538
>aqua was shapeshifting all along to give herself a small and innocent appearance
banter
>>92231929
Pretty good, double if Steven doesn't escape the ship in stuck together.
Low but he be near death
depends if they find Pinks ship
For stuck together I can totally see him getting Topaz to help
Very low Steven wants to peacefully fix the conflict
>>92234232
What's wrong with amedot you ingrate? The episodes were great.
>>92233657
I want to snuggle with an Amethyst body pillow
>>92234491
Honestly in terms of ratings it may as well be tied with TTG at the moment. In terms of actual revenue it's pretty hard to say.
>>92234655
>What's wrong with amedot you ingrate?
Shippingfags, everyone
>>92234659
I want to snuggle with Amethyst.
>>92234044
>>92234123
HAHAHAHAH WAAROM
>>92234761
Me too, anon. I want to be absorbed by the floof
>>92234761
I want Amethyst to date one of the townies
>>92233657
Garnet's trying too hard.
Pearl looks exhausted.
Amethyst and Rose look comfy.
>>92234708
MODS.
>>92233907
You know White is most likely going to be Chinese right
>>92234687
The crew are shipperfags.
This hybrid is mine
Rose has given this hybrid to me
The new girl seems like an annoying cunt.
>>92234802
Let this happen. I bet she would make a good girlfriend.
>get new episodes of SU after months of hiatus
>finally getting somewhere with the plot
>bomb ends on a cliffhanger
>gunna have to wait months for next bomb/leak/episodes to move the plot marginally forward again before townie episodes take over again
>>92234708
Pfft, that ain't nothing.
>>92234839
That would explain how shit the series has gotten
>>92234853
actually,its 3 weeks or less.
>>92234861
T H I C C
>>92233907
Pink couldn't even get one
Laughing my ass off
>>92234870
they have been shippingfags since day one tough.
If that article is to be believed, we're getting another bomb on the 29th. The episodes will undoubtedly leak in some fashion before that, so not a long wait
>>92234861
ABOARD THREAD
imagine jasper
>>92234918
We are married and have three beautiful children
>>92233274
You monster.
Delete this!
>>92234849
>t. butthurt zukefag
http://neo-rama.tumblr.com/post/160489459103
>>92234973
They're both cunts.
>>92234973
it's zuke in disguise, don't be fool by her.
>>92234918
I feel calm and at peace now.
>>92235018
forgot lamar's promo text
>ARGH! STEVEN and CONNIE got BENCHED but it was a totally unfair call on the part of the referee. now the beach city team has lost their lead in the BIG GAME!!! they just have to kick a few more slam dunks into the goal to win this! C’MON, COACH!!! get them back in there so the team can WIN THIS!!!! DOUG OUT! the next “new” episode of STEVEN UNIVERSE! boarded by Katie Mitroff & Lamar Abrams
>>92234918
Yeah ok sure
Pic not related, who even is this
>>92233721
Apparently there was an animated ad for it, it looks pretty cool https://youtu.be/3pzIQ54cwiA
>>92235018
>Lamar is the only storyboarder who cares about promos anymore
>>92235018
how come these drawings are better than the ones in doug out.
>>92235085
>who is Hilary you damned turboturd who missed less promos than Lamar
>>92234941
Is this you?
>>92235110
>Lamar and Hllary are the only storyboarders who care about promos anymore
>>92235096
What are you fucking 9-years-old and have zero insight or even imagination m as to how production works?
>>92235096
That's always the case with Lamar. Don't ask me why
>>92232517
>cubedcoconut
disgusting.
>>92235239
This
hello?
LION AROUND
>>92235338
hey
>>92235363
DELET THIS
>>92235363
I don't know what I was expecting
>>92235363
That's a big cricket
>>92234941
At best you'd have another gem/human hybrid with no jasper to show for it. Then you'll be lonely living in a car for most of the rest of your life without the funds Greg has.
>>92234360
Pleasantly surprised considering not only was it leaked over a month ago but it's been available via the app for a few days now.
That's the power of proper advertising I guess.
gib request. keep it simple
>>92235363
angery
>>92235488
aqua poking topaz
>>92235488
Porl smiling
>>92235488
Lapis and peridot in a coca-cola ad
>>92234911
>If that article is to be believed, we're getting another bomb on the 29th
Which article? All I remember are episode titles and estimated air date for the first one from Screener, and nothing there implies the episodes will be a bomb.
>>92235488
Yellow diamond in a robe drinking wine
>>92235488
Peridot and Amethyst in a coca-cola ad
>>92235488
Lars as an olympic runner running from Topaz
>>92234835
Blue and Yellow were both white....Paradoxically.
Is there a rumor?
>>92234852
Who could keep up?
>>92234918
...Humiliated and chained for her failure, beaten by Fire Agate.
And she takes it because she thinks she deserves it...
>>92234881
It'd better be, I just want the crewniverse you move the plot forward. They've already fleshed out the townies enough, it's time to stop wasting episodes on them.
>>92235488
pearl VAPING
>>92234415
>Emerald is also a stone of great vision and intuition, associated with the eyes and sight, long believed to foretell future events and reveal one’s truths. It is a stone of wisdom, enhancing memory and increasing mental clarity. It combines intelligence with discernment, and brings to the conscious mind what is unconsciously known. Emerald also increases focus and intent, activating psychic abilities and opening clairvoyance. Traditionally it was used as a protection against enchantment and spells.
I can definitely see her serving YD as the head of sciences on Homeworld. Maybe she'd have an opaque visor to resemble lab goggles, and wear a uniform similar to a lab coat.
>>92235488
Steven and Lapis gossiping about Amethyst
>>92235488
Topaz splitting because one has a crush on Aqua.
>>92235338
I said no!
AQUA IS BUILT FOR RAPING
>>92235570
For some reason I pictured Emerald as a judge with gigantic pillars of crystal on her back that leave her hunched over. Dunno why.
>>92235612
I hope Topaz wrecks that little fuck
I remember an anon greentexted his weird dream and someone drew it
>>92235612
Who was that?
>>92235612
I want her to abuse me and take me as her human slave to experiment on.
>>92235575
seconding this
>>92235018
Whenever I get mad at Lamar for being lazy when it comes to proportions etc. he always puts out a quality episode like The Zoo or a charming promo like this and it really makes it hard to hate him.
>>92235612
>>92235692
Oops never wanted to tag you.
>>92235488
Jasper and Skinny in a Coca Cola ad
>>92235575
>>92235710
The Aquapaz ship is the true OTP.
>>92234415
>Heliodor invokes the celestial Golden Ray of knowledge and learning, to stimulate the higher mind and enable the brain to function more efficiently. It is a stone of true nobility and selfless leadership, and allows one to make decisions based on wisdom instead of emotion or reaction. [Ahsian, 188]
>Yang in nature, Heliodor helps one develop aspects of the male virtues - assertiveness, self-confidence, physical and mental strength, benevolence and power. These traits serve both men and women. [Simmons, 188]
Heliodor is gonna be a butch loli in charge of managing Homeworld's affairs. The ultimate gem bureaucrat.
>>92235488
Pearl dressed as Mr. Clean
>>92235612
I'd say that out of all the gems we know, she is the LEAST built for that.
>>92235692
Skinny?
>>92235702
Why?
>>92231703
ok i am back, so since yesterday ive been doing some research because in a previous /sug/ thread
>>>92207054
i saw this post about gem in the show being like real life gemstones, it was criticized so i thought id take a look into it
and the anon who though of this isnt that wrong. take these examples:
>the average hardness for an amethyst is about 6, but a jasper is always 7, this explains why amethyst couldn't have beaten her, but (smoky)quartz has a hardness of 7 meaning that it was now a fair fight.
>the average toughness for a pearl is 2.5 or 4.5 at the most which would explain pearls fragility in form as well as mind.
>and of course the diamonds are "hard" and harsh rulers
you can poke holes all you want but this theory does have a little credibility.
>>92235612>>92235677
you might enjoy this slightly creepy fanfic
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10833336/chapters/24045162
>>92235677
I want Topaz to hold her down for the raping. They can do what they want with her afterwards.
>>92235781
I want Topaz to pin her down while Topaz rapes her.
>>92235076
That's armrest
>>92232970
Like the BedheadBernie guy.
>>92235794
DOUBLE TROUBLE
I hope they let me get at least a few wacks in, though. I want her to feel my squirming organic penis.
>>92235677
>implying Topaz isn't the one getting recked
That gem is a total bottom anyway
>>92235541
>>92235734
>two more coca-cola ad requests
What the fuck?
>>92235775
But rubies and sapphires are corundum - second in hardness only to diamond.
Ruby just about might qualify, but sapphy is hardly 'hard'.
>>92233536
Unlike SU Critical though she likes the show though.
>>92235677
Genuine prediction - I think Aqua is gonna get Topaz'd. Y'know, she's gonna get squished between two Topaz's after they get mad and fuck shit up, with Topaz not really sure what she's doing.They're gonna fucking fuse.
>>92235612
I want Aqua to rape me.
>>92235864
Topaz might be, but Topaz is butch as heck.
>>92235915
YOU'RE BREAKING THE NATURAL ORDER
>>92235775
Tbh the only thing that this implies to me is that certain gems would shatter easily, it doesn't fit within the context of the show. Rubies are totally expendable on the show but they're a 9
>>92235750
I'm surprised I've only seen a couple of pictures exploring the idea, even as an abusive dynamic.
>>92235929
Do they become a switch when they fuse?
>>92235775
Corundum (and by extension, Ruby and Sapphire) is a 9, a defining material for the Mohs scale, actually. Garnet is much softer. Explain that, idiot.
>>92233431
>>Steven's adopted daughter looks as if she was Steven and lapis's child
>>92235878
OP and anon in a Coca Cola ad
>>92235915
How would she even do that. Jam her wand up your ass?
Aside of which, it is implicitly impossible to WANT to be RAPED.
>>92235878
I just really want to see cute gems drinking a crisp, refreshing coca-cola, anon
The diamonds did nothing wrong. They broke some robots they made for themselves after they went haywire and killed one of them.
>>92235961
I haven't even seen one. But Topaz doesn't really look very attractive so I'm not all that surprised.
>>92235965
I don't think so; I think Topaz dominates Topaz. Topping from the bottom is all well and good, but its pretty much impossible if half of you doesn't want to be dominated at all.
>>92235965
No. If they did, there'd be a satisfying click when they fuse.
>>92235503
>Lapis and Aqua fuse
>Procede to have sex with the resulting fusion
>>92233701
SU critical is a thing because this show was treated as untouchable by the fanbase.
I remember early on how any sort of criticism of the show was met with harassment (I was a target of it once). So the su critical/fandom critical tag on tumblr was made so that fans of the show who didn't like the criticism won't see it if they has the tag blacklisted. At the time, the tag was mostly used for commentary on Malachite/Sardonyx discourse.
It wasn't until around when Bismuth aired that it was used by ex-fans of the show to express the complaints you're seeing now.
>>92236045
10/10 thank you
>>92236054
I love the Doctor. Do you think he'd get along with the gems?
>>92236076
>wanting to fuck flat, disgusting Lapis, even if it's a fusion
>>92236076
>Aqua
>Precede to have sex with Aqua
ftfy
>>92235971
>Garnet is much softer.
exactly.
Ruby and Sapphire dont fight individually, they fight as Garnet, so they are not using their individual toughness to defeat an opponent.
>>92236081
thing is,lots of us have real complaints about the show right now. We still like it, but we can criticize it.
You dont need a fucking tag for it.
>>92236167
You're not making any sense
>>92233638
Last time i answered this question i got banned.
>>92236076
>Wanting to have sex with Ultramarine
>>92233638
Anyone in their right mind should be in love with Aqua.
>>92232953
Sad cumstained waste of money/10
Aqua has been more well-received than Bismuth.
>>92234290
>implying it's because he's Filipino
It's because of thecakes.
>>92236194
how is that not making sense?
>>92236220
I can be her dad alright
>>92236275
>Small, thin white coded gem is more popular than large black coded gem
Really makes you think
>>92236275
Bismuth is literally the mythical Bubba that every convict being sent to prison is threatened with.Her actual personality and voice acting are 10/10 though and she should be unbubbled despite being ugly
>>92236275
Because Aqua is coded as a white girl while Bismuth is coded as a black girl.
>>92236300
>gem's hardness has to do with their strength!!!!!
>Garnet is stronger than Ruby and Sapphire because reasons!!!!!
>>92236275
Bismuth was a fucking savage nigger from hell with a tumblr design, Aqua is a smug british fairy who'd probably abuse the fuck out of any of us which is what we all want, so yeah, no wonder
>>92236339
Looking forward to her being redeemed and making new weapons for the uncorrupted Gems.
>>92236344
>Bismuth is coded as a girl
>>92236187
I agree with you, but expect a lot of bitching when you don't tag your criticism. Like how you have to type "ame//dot" or "lapi///dot" when you're making a negative post or else a bunch of shippers with bitch at you to tag your shit.
>>92236275
Bismuth was introduced and shelved in one episode
Also Aqua is the most threatening and fun villian we've had since ever so there's that
>>92235488
sapphire being slapped by lapis
>>92236081
This is pretty accurate. It was seen as flawless by Tumblr before Bismuth.
>>92236332
>thin
Don't listen to that 'anon,' he's not my dad.
>>92236275
I really like Bismuth, I even liked her design and thought her shapeshifting smith hammer hand was nifty
I hope they don't put her away her forever just because she's black, it'll be the war on drugs all over again
>>92231754
I don't want pictures of YOUR dad, I want pictures of MY dad
>>92236415
I want her to use her little feet to play with my testicles
>>92236346
i did not say that Garnet was stronger than Ruby and Sapphire, im just saying that Garnet cannot defeat enemies whos hardness is greater than hers.
>>92236275
thats because aqua is a character youre supposed to hate from the beggining, unlike bismuth whos a complex extremist.
>>92233431
i don't know If I want to protect her, or beat her senseless, she really is something.
>>92236416
I liked her design as well. She was a little too manly for me but I kinda dig that hair and grin.
>>92236474
So you're saying that Leggy could defeat Garnet in a fight?
>>92236474
Are you suggesting that Ruby could have beaten Jasper?
>>92236458
All over my junk, personally.
>>92236458
>you could fit her entire foot in your mouth
>>92236481
The answer is simple.
RAPE
A
P
E
>>92236481
I want her to spin me around and slam me into a tree
>>92236474
>Garnet has a hardness of 6.5
>Jasper has a hardness of 7
>>92236500
>>92236496
well if she fused with herself to be bigger maybe.
>>92235488
Lapis surfing on a SR 71 Blackbird thats been fitted with amplifiers while playing a 1970 wine red Les Paul with gold hardware and pearl fret board inlays.
>>92234389
Someone's never seen Narutooooo. Ninja Jesus made it work, so can Chubby Midget Jesus.
>>92236557
Make up your fucking mind here, is hardness correlated to strength or not?
>>92236275
its funny how quickly /sug/'s opinion of aqua changed, literal 0 to 100
>>92233753
She handled that very professionally
Her art's good, too
I like her
>>92236592
Well written characters tend to have that effect.
>>92236544
Garnet can have a maximum hardness o 7.5 faggot
>>92236581
yes i think it is and i am ready to analyze all the last 5 seasons to fucking prove my point.
>>92236592
Speak for yourself, I wanted to fug her the moment she showed up, her smugness + British accent are top tier
>>92236667
We literally just brought up some cases that suggest that your hypothesis is incorrect or at best misguided.
>>92236458
>>92236505
>>92236510
wew
>>92236688
i meant more in terms of leaks
the leaked images were the most unflattering frames and also gave barely a hint of her personality and how well her design works in motion
>>92236412
Goes to show that when you fight tooth and nail to keep people from criticizing your favorite piece of media, expect it to backfire. I wonder if there's any other fandoms where something similar happened.
Her plump little legs are made out of the same stuff as dreams.
Threadly reminder that Mohs scale is absolute shit and should never be brought in an argument.
> it's not a linear or even regular scale
Mineral A having a higher mohs rating than mineral B merely tells you A is harder, it doesn't even approximately tell you HOW MANY times harder.
> as a direct result of the above any intermediate numbers have little value
Two different minerals having 7.5 only tells you both are harder than 7 and softer than 8. It doesn't tell you which one is harder, but it DOESN'T mean the two are equally hard either.
> hardness is a very abstract thing
Each individual crystal has it's own hardness, which depends on tons of factors (defectiveness, impurities, plane, etc), not to mention real crystals are almost NEVER monocrystals.
>>92236755
>that face
>>92236592
I still think her and Topaz's designs are shit, but I am relieved that Aqua isn't as obnoxious or memey as I thought she was going to be from the leaker's description of her.
>>92236731
Makes sense I guess, wasn't around when it leaked because spoilers are gay so I didn't see her until I watched the episodes
I still find her design worthy of an official plushie
>>92236802
>>92236755
Somebody photoshop that one Bushmallet Lapis face onto her.
>>92236802
For those of you who wanted the uncensored version of my Skinny lewd and my blog yesterday, here you go.
https://no123450n.tumblr.com/post/160491617860/nsfw-skinny-jasper-requested-and-delivered
>>92236805
i was weirded out by their initial appearance in the leaks upon first seeing them
however, any subtle redesign of either of them just looks wrong to me now. the designs really grew on me quickly - aqua's in particular is really cute, and any redesign that gives her a nose looks abominable
>>92236740
Think this might be the first one in a while only because of the fact that they started looking at this show from a social standpoint.
>>92236592
She's still a 0 to me anon :^)
>>92236935
maybe she'd be at least a 1 if you stopped posting low quality images
>>92236968
Fucking kill yourself indexer
Plump fairy is my goddess
>>92236592
well, she is way better in motion than in static image, also the image from the preview were really "meh" .
also, her character is really good, well, not "good" but it's cool to see a character in su that will not be redeem.
>Jews can't be rock stars.
>>92236935
She's also a white supremacist.
>>92236910
I'm not completely sure, but I think there was a similar case with this poor quality 3D anime called RWBY. They also have their own critical tag that's gone to shit with political nonsense.
>Aqua is so small she could put your penis into a figure four leg lock
>>92237035
>it's cool to see a character in su that will not be redeem
Kek, do you actually believe that? She'll be making memes in the barn within 10 episodes
>>92237057
>white supremacist
>white
Race is a social construct please go away.
>>92237071
How will you guys react if Aqua was really meant to be the adopted child of Lapis and Peridot?
>>92237071
I'm hoping she gets her arse kicked by the Diamonds for not following their orders of obtaining the exact humans on the list, and ultimately being up for The Trial
>>92237069
stop my dick cant take it
>>92236592
I thought her design wasn't nearly as bad as people were making it out to be, felt like people just jumping on the hate bandwagon honestly. Topaz on the other hand I did think was awful and has yet to really capture me, maybe that'll change next episode.
>>92237071
>what is Jasper
>>92237108
I will laugh because she's a garbage gem and deserves to be BARNED at the earliest opportunity
>>92232676
I still wish the show was animated in this style. Beats having the characters constantly change sizes.
>>92237139
Dead forever
>>92237071
>>92237108
I'd rather see Aqua be shattered into a million particles of beryl dust than have her sent to the meme barn. But, you're probably right and she'll become the Eraserhead baby that completes lapis and peridot's horrific parody of a family.
>>92237131
yeah i always assumed it would look better in motion and with a personality attached
i think it will, since topaz is gonna get a personality next episode too
>>92237103
I was referencing /pol/'s latest jape on the mainstream media, convincing them that the 'Okay' hand signal meant White Power.
>>92237108
Not even a cunty cunt like Aqua deserves this.
> Aqua is the one put on the trial for disobeying orders and bringing a steven instead of the 6 specified human variants
> all the Rose Quartz stuff is considered crazy talk of an incompetent gem trying to save her skin
> she's deemed guilty and is to be shattered shortly
> Steven helps her escape and they flee back to Earth
> "welcome to the barn, here are your new roommates, Aquamarine!"
Screencap this.
Maya keeps vaguely tweeting about the show and it has me kinda hyped for this season
They're going to make the Aqua the first gem to shatter on screen, I'm feeling it.
>>92237127Aqua using your dick as a tube for pole dancing
>>92237287
Jasper can't even take the place of orange barn dog what a 6ft under cuck with no funeral
>>92237314
It's gonna be a memedot episode. Ugh
>>92237319
>tube
???
>>92237314
Satisfying interactions?
>Lapis and Pearl?
>>92236856
noice
>>92237314
> one of my favourite eps of this show ever
> characters interactions are so satisfying
Amedot confirmed, fellas. Would explain Zuke ragequitting as well.
How tall if Aqua?
>>92237314
>yfw She's talking about the UPROOTING
>>92237287
>"welcome to the barn, here are your new roommates, Aquamarine!"
Nah, Aqua would live in Stevens kitchen drinking all of his pepsi and calling him a bitch all day every day.
>>92237319
reminds me of the tinkerbell lewds
I liked Aquamarine before she was popular
>>92237314
>this season
She's working on SEASON SIX
S I X
So many out of the loopers.
>>92237314
>interaxns
What the fuck?
>>92235612
> Steven gets tired of her bullshit and fights back
> Knocks the wand away, pins her to the ground
> Aqua screams for Topaz to help, but by now Topaz has become fed up with Aqua's abuse and is aiding Steven
> Having the gem who took his friends and nearly had him executed at his mercy, Steven feels a twinge of sadism
> Some part of him, still distant, is horrified by these thoughts
> But he's been through so much, the thought of hurting her until her haughty demeanor cracks and she begs for mercy like a dog but just continuing to hurt her until she just gives up and sobs is too enthralling
> With a mix of amazement and revulsion, Steven finds that he is getting aroused by these thoughts
> Over Aqua's protests, Steven flips up her skirt and goes to town
> At first, Aqua screams in rage and tries to fight back
> Soon, she is pleading for him to stop
> Steven's stamina is amazing - he just keeps going
> Eventually, Aqua goes quiet, except for an occasional sob
> When Steven finally finishes, Aqua is a broken, semen-covered mess
> Aqua turns to Topaz, begging to be put out of her misery
> Topaz obliges, shattering Aqua underfoot
> Steven watches, a sense of grim satisfaction filling him
> Something out of the corner of his eye grabs Steven's attention
> It's the Crystal Gems, along with the Barn Crew and Connie
> They had managed to get an old ship up and running and had come to rescue Steven (Lars could eat shit, for all they cared)
> Instead, they got front-row seats to Steven raping Aquamarine
> Looks of shock and horror are plastered across their faces
> Except for Lapis
> She's blushing and grinning slightly
> "I wish Steven would do that to me," Lapis says, looking to the side in embarrassment and arousal
>>92237316
It would be interesting to see how they shatter gems. Do they just swat them like flies, or do they have special tools/contraptions to crush em up?
>>92237405
Twitter character limits. She means interactions
>>92237314
I dunno, I wish some of the crew could be a wee bit quieter about future episodes and save it for convention panels/interviews. Especially with this horrendous airing schedule.
>>92237451
This is the far flung future yo
>>92233278
>she's legitimately good at writing jokes
No shes not
>>92237355
Repeating words in the same sentence is gay anon
>>92237314
It's probably Lapis and Jasper.
>>92237466
Exactly, why hype people up for something they aren't gonna see in a long while?
>>92237424
Nice. But too short tought
Loved the Lapis ending
>>92237522
Yeah, knowing her preferences. It can either be some amedot action or Lapis being confronted with her shit behavior... I hope it's that latter 'cause I can't stand Peridot ships.
>>92237507
You could have just written "Aqua uses your dick as a stripper pole"
>>92237576
It's probably not any ship-related shit. I imagine it's just Lapis and Jasper finally confronting each other over their bullshit. That's the most satisfying thing I can think of.
Will Connie ever score?
>>92237576
Or PERIDOT and JASPER
She's a perifag that likes Jasper and ships them
Why don't Starfore kiss Pearl to learn Gemese?
>>92237621
I thought it was Amber who was the Jaspidot shipper?
Robert Crumb's Steven Universe?
>>92237614
The only scores she'll get are in tests and music.
>Birthstone finally gets introduced
>smug British Lolita villain
I'M GOING TO POO ON YOU ROSIE
>>92237668
Before she worked on the show she had jaspidot drawings up and said she supports all ships, I'm on my phone I can post them on /trash/ later if you want (/co/ is not for dumping)
>>92234207
>Lars is going to bake in the zoo and this results in Steven and Lars being saved
>>92233344worship worship worship worship worship worship worship worship worship worship worship worship worship worship worship worship worship worship worship worship
>>92237614
There's always Jeff
>>92237614
The spine of the sword has been sticky ever since Connie started taking it home.
>>92237711
Part of me thinks she'll be getting an onscreen shattering, but the other thinks we'll be getting a catch and release 2.0 with her.
Did Mondo-Mama-Brains make the gems?
That maya tweet could be about anything.
For all you know this upcoming bomb we will meet a new character that becomes a regular enemy/ally.
It could also be just a gem harvest-y episode that has all the gems talking and maaaaybe includes jasper
>>92237801
>maaaaybe includes jasper
In some sort of flashback? It can't be set in the present since she's dead forever.
>>92237698
March birthstones have been a bit of a rollercoaster. Old march birthstones were jasper and bloodstone then jasper was replaced with aquamarine.
Any tits on this show you'd like to motorboat?
>>92237828
shes not dead shes currently hospitalized for her aids infection
>>92237850
opal and blue diamond
Best incest ship?
>>92237850
Rose has a dynamite rack
>>92237850
Lion's mane
>>92237424
>shattering her
>Not keep her like a cock sock
But still good.
>>92237880
>blue diamond
But her tits are bigger than your entire body, how will you do that?
>>92237828
probably in the upcoming off-colors episode, the betas might mention a fat sister who defeated a lot of crystal gems.
that is of course if the episode name isnt a ruse
>>92237766
The difference is that peridot wasnt nearly as hateable as her.shes written to be hated since day one.
Peridots crime before jailbreak:
-crushed a robonoid
-worked for homeworld
Aquas crimes
-kidnapped alongside topaz humans,including children
-likes to see organics "squirm"
-BTFO of the gems
-Kept lars even if tough that wasnt part of the deal
-almost made topaz kill a mailman
-overall a bitch
-works for homeworld
>>92237925
I'd climb between them and have a nap
>>92237850
best Harley design
Andy is the best character.
>>92237899
wew lad
>>92237901
Jesus scribble thats hot
>>92237950
So she's a greater antagonist than Peridot and Jasper?
Best Perry?
>>92237963
>implying niggers and women wouldn't be happier if they were enslaved again
>>92237950
This. Peridot didn't take pride in hurting others, nor did she take delight in other's suffering like Aqua did.
>>92238014
none, peri a garbage
Any naked SU edits?
>>92238014
all peris are best peris
>>92238003
better than Peridot as an antagonist, definitely
she's probably more villainous than Jasper, too
At least Jasper had a reason to hate Earth since she's had to fight since the day she was essentially born because of Rose's actions; but Aqua is just an evil little bitch.
Stop, Skinny time!
>>92237680
Stylistically, we're already there.
Content wise -- witness how Rose and Greg made a baby.
>>92238130
Stop, stop posting
>>92238098
mods please ban me
Humiliation?
>>92237950
>>92238052
I know Peridot isn't as malicious as Aqua, but why does everyone forget that Friendship exists?
>>92238130
Yes.
>>92238122
Jasper had a lot of angst in her past, dealing with PD's death at the hands of someone she respected and possibly admired.
Aqua, so far at least, is a lazy egotistical brat who simply finds it fun to cause despair in others. Maybe she'll gain a sympathetic side later.
>>92238130
>>92238098
Please tell me theres an archive of these.
>>92237901
Also only canon tits, inb4 Korean frame fuckups and non-canon art done by the crew.
Will we ever see Connie's school... In canon... And not in a piece of shit?
>>92237950
>>92238167
Once Aqua loses her toy and becomes powerless, we have a brat, rather than a malicious villain, regardless of how evil she actually is, if she cant do anything that it becomes more cute than anything.
>>92238167
>tfw steven and the cg's befriend aqua so that she's on their side, but she remains an insufferable bitch
Come on sucrose
>>92238235
No idea, I just saved it because I wanted something to fap to.
>>92238166
>>92236081
>>92236412
But Bismuth was a great episode:/
>>92237680
Reminder that Steven is a Sailor Moon fanboy... And I bet he didn't even read Sailor V first!
>>92238408
>Storm in the Room II
>>92238447
>>92237314
I've seen her share some fair criticism about this show before, so I dare to take her word for it.
>>92238510
>SnM Lesbians
So, Malachite?
its time for a new thread
Why does Rose have human skin color? All other gems have weird colorations that match their theme.
>>92238641
new OP image right here
>>92238510
What do Jaspers dream of when they take a little Jasper snooze?
Do they dream of shattering crystal gems or lapis Lasley in her swimsuit
But don't you worry your pretty Jasper head
I'm going to get you back to your diamond and your cozy Jasper bed
And then we're going to find Connie's dad Doug and then we're going to give him a Connie's dad hug
Doug Doug OH Dougy Doug Doug
And if he's been murdered by aquamarine and topaz...
Then I guess we are shit out of luck
>>92238648
her skin color is kinda peachy
>>92238563
Maybe that's why the interactions are satisfying? Because some character dynamics that were lacking are being fleshed out?
>>92233294
True god, the show was really good when we knew that there was a threat, a peaceful show is boring. There hasn't even been any corrupt gems to hunt, which made the first half of season 1 bearable.
>>92238648
Becauseshe's a human hybrid herself.
>>92238156
Mods, please make this anon's punishment more severe.
>>92238783
wow im so naughty look at me posting on a blue board
So what are the most satisfying character interactions /sug/?
>Lapis and Pearl
>Lapis and Jasper
>Lapis and literally anyone accept Peridot, Connie and Steven
>Steven and Rose (time travel shenanigans)
>Pearl and Jasper
>>92238915
i'm stoked for Lars and his interaction to homeworld and the zoo, personally