Hi Stop reading this you retard >>92219242

>>92222266
>Stop reading this you retard
I fuckin can't
help me
>I missed >>92222222

>Stop reading this you retard
Unfortunately, I'm in too deep to just stop now.

no way shithead, this is just entertainingly terrible now

>>92222283
daaaaaamn

>>92222303
>>92222318
HA HA YOU THOUGHT THINGS WERE WEIRD BEFORE

>>92222318
>and this is our son's room

>>92222332
what a fookin' legend

What kind of crazed slanneshi bullshit is this?

>>92222283
Whats Nancy at now? 5.5 kills?

>>92222372
More of a malal invasion with how everyone is tearing eachother apart

>>92222332
Best Boi right here.

Did some Tumblr landwhale come up with this story?

>>92222332
Amazing

You know what, I'm just gonna walk away.

There are somethings in life a man is better off not knowing, and I'm pretty damn sure this crazed shit pile is one of them.

>>92222400
This story has the distinction of having tumblr think it was written for MRAs and MRAs thinking it was written for tumblr

>>92222376
Oh god she's in his head.

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>>92222434
Pussy

>>92222434
you're allowed to leave so long as you come back and read the whole thing during Weekend of Pain

>>92222447
Better a pussy that a dead raccoons dick that's been stuck in a blender.

>>92222454
pleas let this go were i think its going

>>92222400
I don't know so much anon, it's doing a pretty good job of making me side with the perfect alien waifus over the horrible "real" women.

>>92222454>>92222469


A L P H A

>>92222430
oh fuck man
that's just so convolutedly terrible

has this comic just further degraded into a series of

>wait, it's not what it looks like! I can explai-
>*castrated by nancy*

moments?

>>92222480
>>92222487
BOOM

KENNY, HERO OF THE BEACH

>>92222480
Kill her god damit

>>92222494
Honestly that was a dick move
He's endangering humanity at large here
Not with the killing his stupid wife, that's cool but he's got to keep it in his pants jesus christ

>>92222495
is this a reference to that stupid spider woman picture on top of the building or whoever it is

>>92222480
HOLY FUCK

>>92222518
What? No. This is way before that.

>>92222519
for fuck sake god dammit

>>92222518
This was 2007, so no

>>92222519
What an asspull

>>92222519
HAHAHAAAHAA

ONE MORE KEKOLDING

>>92222510
Who gives a fuck about humanity if you just get to fuck hot girls all day?

>>92222510
He didn't accidentally endanger humanity. He chose.

>>92222480
What a hero, a hero without pants.

>>92222510
Its interesting to note the #1 pos man and women of the story are a couple and even everyone else pales in comparison to how shit tier they are.

>>92222539
>These girls
>hot

they look like dumpy trailer trash

Alright /co/

HBO just announced they're adapting this into a show.

Who do you cast for the main characters?

>>92222519
2 healthy men (1 cop) and 1 woman can't take 4 of them. 1 old injured lady can take 3.

>>92222555
they look like cartoons, anon

>>92222559
Puppets.

>>92222559
A bunch of retards

>>92222559

Well "Girl" will have to be a porn actress or REALLY FUCKING COMFORTABLE with being naked.

>>92222572
Cartoon versions of trailer trash dumpsters.

>>92222578
After Westworld, they probably have quite a few comfortable women lined around

>>92222441
>The Lunas noted that fan reaction to the series was occasionally different depending on the gender of the reader, remarking that "It's funny how some men could sympathize with one of the worst male characters, and just hate, hate the main female character, Nancy, but there'd be women who would empathize with Nancy and understand why she did the things she did, even though they were pretty vile. We did try to treat both genders equally."

>>92222559
Norman Reedus
As everybody

>>92222571
yeah but they were, like, totally high man
don't you know what weed can do to you?

>>92222487

I've never found a single page more satisfying, and I fucking hate this comic.

>>92222632
GOOD JOB KENNY

>>92222610
>Not hating everyone in the cast equally

Anyway, what's up with this art looking like it came out of an eHow article?

>>92222632
WHAT THE FUCK KENNY?

...this is the worse train wreck ever...

>>92222610
Everybody sucks is pretty much the only thing the comic does alright.

Even though most of the women arent that bad and the men make no sense to the point it detracts from the story.

>>92222611

You just want to watch him wrapping, don't you?

>>92222637
Kenny is the hero this town deserves but not the one it needs.

I'm jumping into this now and based on the quality of it so far I'm probably not missing much. Somebody bring me up to speed in seven words or less.

>>92222632
Well you lost me Kenny, farewell my pantsless hero.

>>92222649
ha ha just you wait for Marville and The Unfunnies

just
you
WAIT

>>92222632
Kenny knows what's up.

>>92222676
girls invade, everyone is fucking retarded

>>92222681
>>92222646
>>92222667
>women

>>92222676
Fuck you read it all you motherfucker

>>92222676
Everything is terrible, Nancy is the worst

>>92222682
I couldn't finish either of those.

This is at least in the "so bad it's good" category. The other two are just bad.

>>92222649
At least its bad in an entertaining way, like The Room.

>>92222676
Pod girls want sperm and flesh of retards.

Fuck, one off.

>>92222676
Bitches be crazy.
Dudes be dumbasses.
Sperm.

>>92222542
someone grow a pair in this page

Does the writer of this think men are just incapable of turning down sex? Like, this would be much better if the aliens were raping the men, Jesus Christ, I hope no one lives

>>92222699
Nice going mister edgy nihilist... you drove your buddy to suicide

>>92222727

Last panel, I have argued for five years for it to be a /co/ banner. It is perfect!

>>92222727
>>92222734
why do why hate these things again lol

>>92222734
Oh wow...they do have a gaydar.

>>92222734
HA!

>>92222708
It makes my brain want to puke.

I mean the room was like drinking bad coffee, it's shit but you remember every good cup of coffee you ever had when you drink it.

This though? It's like liquid shit that's been in a dumpster for ten days during the hottest day's of summer under a pile of rotting meat.

>>92222731
Writer also seems to think that women can only act emotionally

>>92222727
This would be me...

>>92222727
>>92222734
fucking brilliant. have these guys done any straight up comedy work?

>>92222632
yes, yes, embrace the end. fuck it all man.

>>92222768
Pickett is the real hero of this comic

Who else is rooting for the alien chicks for reasons other than their nakedness?

>>92222660
aw dammit
I thought ruby was pretty ok

she didn't deserve to run off and die for such a ridiculously convoluted series of coincidences

>>92222751
Have you been to the storytimes of pain?

>>92222768
>The Wappening III: Wap Hard With A Vengeance

>>92222699
>got to lose his virginity to an alien
>kills himself
What a cunt. That's a lot of people's dream.

>>92222768
>They eat the fag
>They just bitch slap the bound women

>>92222768

Have you ever hated your child so much you committed murder because they argued the opposite?

>>92222775
The comic wouldn't be GOOD if he was the MC, but it sure would be better.

>>92222768
can you imagine how hard it would be to swing a hatchet with three fingers

>>92222768
He's hatcheting well for man who just lost most of his fingers on each hand

>>92222790
11/10

>>92222786
because they need to feed the sperm the womens body

>>92222781
No.

I clicked this out of curiosity and I'm regretting every moment.

It disgusts me on an almost visceral level BUT I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT IT.

>>92222777
Personally I'm rooting for the first fuckup guy

>>92222790
gold

>>92222759
This is comedy. Cole kicked a bear in the balls earlier. It had a comedic setup and everything. There was also the part with the dude jacking off behind the house. If this ever gets adapted, it should be a comedy horror piece.

>>92222676
Alien sex invasion
Nancy's relationship kills everyon

>>92222829
kek

>>92222768
oh shit
I knew one of them would break and save them
just didn't think it would be pickett

>>92222794
I hate the cop so much. Just let the girls take over you fag. The comic has already proved them better than human women in every way.

>>92222826
>e
I was too excited for making it in 7 words.

>>92222824
Has James Gunn ever seen this?

>>92222829
Chester a best

>>92222813
Oh brother anon, you must come to the story times of pain. You haven't seen anything yet. And remember, this is an Image comic, creator owned. There are things Marvel put out that put this to shame. You ever hear of "Trouble"?

>>92222829
WE IN IT NOW BOYS

>>92222777
i'm rooting for a nuke

>>92222852
best fucking page

>>92222852
trust no thot

>>92222829
Ok, you get to live

>>92222852
I really wish I had that edit with the WAPs edited in

>>92222663
Wapping himself to death.

>>92222829
This is the reason I'm reading these threads

>>92222853
No, and if it's worse that this Malal be damned shitwreck of a dumpster fire I don't think I ever want to know.

>>92222838
Jesus fucking Christ! That is some straight up Hans Moleman shit right there!

>>92222817
fucking kill him already, jesus chist, just end it already.

>>92222853
>And remember, this is an Image comic, creator owned.

Holy fuck. This was actually published? I assumed this was like Night of the Were Ed and we were laughing at some poor autists webcomic.

>>92222852
ALPHA
L
P
H
A

We really could make so many banners from this comic alone.

>>92222852
Begone, Thot

>>92222829
OH MY GOD

>>92222838
>wap
Maximum kek

>>92222817
wow wes
no need to be a dick to ethan here, seriously

>>92222884
This homo little atheist is quickly becoming the best character

>>92222892

I don't know what's worse, the writing on this page, or the fact that it's been transparently set up for so long.

>>92222870
Kill the cop. Kill him now.

>>92222852

H O M I E S
----------------
H O E S

>>92222870
Please tell me wes dies. fucking jesus, its like tumblr wrote all his lines

>>92222701
Nah.

>>92222826
>>92222723
>>92222715
>>92222702
>>92222697
Alright, I think I got it.

>>92222911

That last panel, lmao

>did I see ruby get eaten by a giant sperm?
>nah it was her husband ted
>nigga was crying and shit, it was pretty gay

>>92222870
wow
wes is a fucking asshole after all
it just took a long time to come out

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>>92222937
>Oh Jesus.
>What if I'M fucking gay?

>>92222777
The Wap sound effects alone make them close to the most likable characters in the comic.

If the preggers chick who didnt do nothing wrong, and the bear didnt exist they be a solid #1.

>>92222954
Fuck off Nancy

>>92222783
Sell the porno rights, retire a rich man.

Reenact the wappening with non alien bitches.

>>92222971
What about the black reverend? I don't remember him doing anything wrong.

>>92222960
Hahahaha.
This does read like a MRA nightmare
>hey guys, what are we missing?
>false rape accusations of course!

>>92222971
Dunno, dude who cut the bitch up and the edgy atheist kid are decent enough.

>>92222993

Have school in 6 hours, but we are in the final stretch.
:/

>>92222660
I'm not sure if originally thinking they were raping dead bodies is worse than eating and exploding a pregnant woman.

>>92222999
I really hope the dude gets to be with his waifu in the end.

>>92222944
THE ONLY SANE MAN

>>92223010
And that's why alien sex-bots are the answer to humanity's problems.

>>92222441
Works that manage to trigger both sides are a precious rarity.

>>92223047
Where the hell did your gun go dude?

>Critical reception for Girls was mostly positive. Comic Book Resources commented that the series "exemplifies the best traditions of classic indie comics" and The A.V. Club named it as one of their "Best Comics Of 2007".[3][6] The Lunas noted that fan reaction to the series was occasionally different depending on the gender of the reader, remarking that "It's funny how some men could sympathize with one of the worst male characters, and just hate, hate the main female character, Nancy, but there'd be women who would empathize with Nancy and understand why she did the things she did, even though they were pretty vile. We did try to treat both genders equally."[4]

>>92223035
>not wanting the rest of earth's men to experience these girls
More like the most selfish man.

>>92222838
Second last line of panels is quite possibly the funniest moment in the comic.

>>92223047

>retard has learned to start using a torch

Huh. At this rate only two more dome experiences before he figures out how to make pottery.

>>92223057
There are so, so, sooo many good indie comics out there, and this is the one the public likes. Of course.

>>92223057
This makes me die a little inside.

>>92223074
HOPES: DELETED

>>92223072

I don't think rhyming skills are important in this kind of emergency.

>>92223074
lol go back to your tulpa

>>92222838
>>92222852
>The two best pages in the comic, back to back at the end.

Truly this comic is an exquisitely crafted piece of shit.

>>92223088

One of us is really fucking tired here, and it might be me.

How many layers of irony are you on?

>>92223106
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God, it's so fucking late...but I need to see this to the end. I'm not even gonna pretend like it's "worth it"...but dammit, I'm in too deep to give into sleep at this point.

>>92223106
please god if you exist let her die

>>92223109

I don't know, like five or six, my dude.

>>92222387
What terrible writing

>>92223106
I'm glad it's over

>>92223113
>Have a job interview at 9 in the morning

help me

>>92223111
>>92223114
GOD EXISTS! CONVERTING NOW!

>>92223111
PRAISE

>>92223111
ABOUT TIME

>>92223074
ha ha your waifu doesn't love you ha ha

>>92223111

That moment when all the other bullshit this comic has put you through was worth it.

>>92223114
Apperantly he has heard your prayers.

Thanks for using it on this and not say, preventing another travesty such as this comic from coming into existence again.

You selfish prick.

>>92222918
The absolute fuck is Wes still doing walking around without a bullet in him?

>>92223114

YOU NEED TO HAVE FAITH ANON

>>92223111
thank fuck

>>92223111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQLQ1Rc_Js

>>92223138
IT WAS FUCKING WORTH IT FOR THE CATHARSIS

>>92223122
NOT ROB!!!

>>92223127
I start a new job Wednesday so fuck me and my sleep cycle.

>>92223111
CHECKED

>>92223156
ALLAHU ACKBAR

>>92223156

>Flsh
>Flsh
>Flsh

>>92223163
>Fuck you guys i'm leaving

>>92223156
BUT WHERE'S THE DOG

>>>92223163

MERV YOU FOOL YOU ONLY MADE IT HARDER!

>>92223106
>NANCY!

wait, why the fuck does he care? he literally tried to kill her twice in the last few hours

>>92223106
>>92223111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Ymw5aQkLs

>>92223127
>>92223153
You two brave fuckers. I salute you both.

>>92223169
Thats cum, kiddies

>>92223169

Before you leave, never forget that the name of this town was just a poor misspelling of PENISTOWN.

>>92223177
We all made it here anon, together.

>>92223190
IT'S SPELLING A MESSAGE
S...U....C...K...I...T...B...I...T...C...H...E...S...

>>92223000
No hes not an ass but he doesnt really do anything to be likable or not.

Oh thank the gods of comics present past and future this nightmare is at an end.

May the One Above All purge this hellish thing from my memories.

>>92223214
Not doing anything to be unlikable is just as good as being likable in this shit comic

>>92223203
KENNY LIVES.

>>92222937
>They can't just all hold him down and rape him

Bullshit.

>>92223228
>death stranding.png

>>92223222
it's there forever, stuck up there in your noggin for you to remember and laugh about at inappropriate times

checked

>>92223216

How. I mean good for her, but how,

>>92223214
He's the only one with a reasonable plan at the end and his plan is the one that ends up working. He does this and isn't an asshole.

It's over. I hated it. I hated it so much. This was such shit and I can't even be happy that it's over.

>>92223243
Don't fuck with tiger mom

>>92223243
She's an old asian bitch, anon. They're fucking nasty. They run on being mean spirited.

>>92223228
>the dog is alive
>and the baby is too
This page was a miracle.

>>92223228
WHO CUT THE FUCKING UMBILICAL CORD

>>92223228
what a good doggo, best character by far

>>92223228
What the fuck is this shit? Baby lives in some perfect little spot in the- wait, why does this surprise me, look what I'm reading

finally over, time for bed.

what was the point?

>>92223238
holy shit it's been years since I read this for the first time and I'm still mad

>>92223243
Ying-Ma sees a chance and she holds the fuck on to it. You think a bunch of naked thots are going to take her fancy house and shopping life away from her? Hell to the fucking nah. She fucks shit UP.

>>92223267
suffering

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>>92223262
It's not over

I don't understand. What was this. What was happening.

>everyone hook up at the end
good

>>92223256
Bear > Dog

>>92223276
What do you mean its not over?
I WANT TO GO TO BED

>>92223032
What can men do against such wap?

>>92223281
That fucking teethy cow piece of shit got kicked in the balls

>>92223282
>quick this is an indie comic we gotta make shit deep

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IT'S OVER

>>92223276

Happy first time anons. The end is nigh, think of this moment where ever you go.

>>92223289
Same here anon... I want off this ride, but I can't stop myself

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B R A V O J O S S
R
A
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J
O
S
S

>>92223282
Wow, what was the name of the writer of this?

>>92223289
The ride never ends. I'm slowly losing sanity. I said I was going to drop the comic and just Wiki it in the first thread, which I did. Then I came back, just to see what I was missing out on. I've been here ever since. It never ends.

>>92223294
w-what the fuck

>>92223282
You know guys, I feel that this comic might have been a metaphor for sex, but it was really subtle, so you might have missed it.

>>92223294
I DON'T GET IT.

>>92223267
Sperm Alien has very specific tastes when it comes to fetishes and it couldn't get off without a mass orgy of stupidity, wapping, murder, psychotic breakdowns, a gay man being eaten alive, and at least one truck full of dynamite straight to the face.

>>92223294
OK WHAT IS THIS 2001 RIPOFF SHIT GOING HERE?1

>>92223303

>Whedon and Bendis unironically like this

WEW LADS
E
W

>>92223303
>>92223303
>>92223303
PLEASE tell me you're gonna do The Sword someday

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>>92223294
I read the whole thing. I should have been asleep hours for my job interview but I saw this and had to read it.

I fucking hate you all.

>>92223294
PRAISE TO OP

Thank you for sharing

>>92223294
Wew

>>92223267
The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of girls, as once it was.

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>>92223282
>>92223294
I'm mad at myself for staying up for this, goddammit.

>>92223312
>>92223309

If you look closely the new sperm girl isn't the old. This is just some weird cosmic reproductive cycle. Good night.

>>92223294
THAT'S NOT EARTH

Moral:

USE PROTECTION HOLY SHIT

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>>92223294
>>92223282

>>92223311
the waps gave it away desu

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>>92223303
>Joss Whedon
>Brian Michael Bendis
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE OH MY GOD

>>92223294
Well it only took 4.5 hours and I have to get up for work now but thank you posting this entertaing abortion friend!

>>92223322
I could do the Sword now, but it's not as shitposting friendly. It's just a bad book, but not stupid bad

>>92223341
Oh my god
the story is literally an abortion

>>92223303
you're a piece of shit, op. it's been a blast

At least the short-haired half Asian chick lived.

What the fuck did I just stay up for?
What was this?
What did I do?
What did we do?

>>92223346
well keep SOMETHING in your back pocket for SoP Weekend

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IT ENDED NOW EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT

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>>92223303
W H Y
H
Y

>>92223303
Finally a list of people to hate for this travesty.

Now if only I could find a pile of elephant shit big enough to send to express my feelings for their 'artwork'.