Casual reminder that the new issue of America comes out this

I'll just read the story time and giggle.

>>92221858
>Cyclops was not not right

>>92221858
It's not as bad as the first two issues.

America teleports into the Danger Room mid-session. Storm says they were expecting her. Then tons of pages where Storm helps America meditate, and this somehow allows America to find her girlfriend. America then teleports to save her girlfriend, but the girlfriend is okay! The kidnappers just did it to get America's attention because they needed her help! Some cosmic entity to fight. Then to help even the odds, the lesbian dance fighting troupe shows up somehow.

Some shoehorned in mixed Spanglish references and shit too. I'm not saying it's any good, but it's not quite the cringefest as the first two.

>>92221858
>Joe Quinones drawing X-Men
it's a dream come tr...
>In an issue of America

my X-fag dollar stretches far and wide, surely this book wont be so bad.

>>92222189
He split pencils with someone else.. I want to say the secondary Gwenpool artist? Can't think of the name right now. Anyway, the X-Men stuff was by that artist. Quinones was stuck drawing lesbian dance troupe again.

>>92222231
well fuck that, thanks for saving me $5 anon, god among men.

>>92221858
is that lady in the corner the writer?

>>92222326
No. And thankfully that face is not present on the actual cover, it's a UPC code instead.

>>92221858
> Rogue cover "homage"
YES I FUCKING MAD

>>92221858
only 3.99 wow what a deal i better buy 10 in case they go up in value

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>>92221858
Nice references, pity this is going to be as painful as the first 2 issues.

>>92222399
My LCS cut the numbers for #3 drastically. The lowest-ordered Marvel comic they are getting this month. They tried cutting #2, but Marvel sent them free copies to bring their number up to what they ordered for #1.

>Cyclops was not not right

>>92222089
Is this paramedic waifu or some other girlfriend I have no reason to care about?

I couldn't even make it through the first issue.

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>>92221858
>>92222370
Doubt she'll become as popular as Rogue. Or at least Rogue during her 90's heyday.

>>92222189
>>92222261
The fact that you would actually put money down on America of all things for the sake of X-Men is fucking embarrassing.

>>92221858
>
How about you support Ultimates instead? It's actually good in terms of world building.

>>92222471
In the first issue, America breaks up with her girlfriend because America wants to go to school but her girlfriend doesn't want to move. Why this is a problem when America can teleport at will I don't know.

The girlfriend gets kidnapped in the second issue, restrained by a child harness.

>>92222429
it makes me sad its like they keep trying to make metal fans listen to country and they cant figure out what the problem is

>>92221858
All the non-X-Men characters on that cover look so obnoxious.

>>92222524
That's being rather unkind to country music.

>>92222524
They thought making comics for all the "online fans" would get them buying comics. Nope, they just complain online and never buy anything.

Secret Empire for instance? Nobody at my LCS has complained about it. Everyone knows it's a storyline and things will change to something else later, just like the history of comics. But online everyone is whining and bitching.

>>92222482
x- faggery is a known ailment of comic nerds, expect a punisher issue too for the frank-fags

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>>92222326
She wishes she were that dark.

>>92222567
dont get me wrong it makes me happy they are giving creators a chance but they need to make an imprint like vertigo to push them, make it a mature readers book and do creator owned in it as well

>>92221858
>oversexualizing the buff metal man and forcing yourself onto him
Well I guess that's alright then.

>>92222089
>The kidnappers just did it to get America's attention because they needed her help! Some cosmic entity to fight.
Just... JUST FUCKING ASK HER.
This is not a good first impression they're making.

>>92222222

>>92222827
I think she's been ignoring/not getting their tweets

>>92222902
That bitch.

>>92222326
>>92222673
Isn't he a guy? He has a fucking dick ffs.

>>92222673

I'm A FUCKING WHITE MALE and I'm darker than her

>>92222089
Of course the black chicks aren't villains seeing as the only enemy in this book are white people. #1 you have the pure white entity and nazis and then #2 you have the prep kids.

>>92222189
>Liking Qinones
Absolutely disgusting

>>92221858
>Colossus being sexually harassed

Disgusting

>Cyclops was not not right
Must this writer piss on everything good and decent in the Marvel universe?

>>92223488
Hey now. He's great when he's not on this book. Or when he's not trying to prove how "hip and with it" he is.

>>92221942
What did she mean by this?

>>92222429
>>92221942

You can't expect editors to actually do their job and correct mistakes!

>>92223686
They'll just say that that's the joke

>>92222481
Wonder Woman isn't even as popular as Rogue

>>92221858

What the fuck is wrong with Colossus Legs?!!

also Cyclops was right.

>>92223766
Today I'm inclined to disagree, a few years ago I would have agreed with you.

Also, checked em

>>92223685
He's saying Cyclops was right!

>>92223766
Bullshit. Wonder Woman as a brand is worth millions. Rogue as brand is worth fuck all.

>>92221858
Diversity 'No whities allowed'.

>>92222673

nah, I think I'm alright and saving some money

Cyclops was LEFT

>>92222089
>>92222673
she's still a better writer than Whitley and that shit Wasp book

>>92224056
Wasp is a better more coherent book than this nonsense

>>92224076
you'd probably hate Gerber's work then anon
Wasp is written for babies

>>92222673
>Hates white people, but is also white

She hates herself.

>>92222089
Of course the brown females couldn't have been real villains, just misunderstood

>>92224056
Whitley Champions issue was better than any shit waid or gabby has written

>>92224056

HA

No. Wasp is shitty but it's not this shitty.

Marvel has found a way to put out a book that is worse than their previously worst book.

>>92221858
>>92222089
Is she going to take her powerless lesbian crew with her everywhere to act badass now?

>>92221858
I'll read it to state lustfully at America Chavez to objectify her, but only if I can read it without paying for it.
I plan to both subvert the supposed message of the book AND the actual purpose of the book all at once.

>>92222089
that sounds like hot garbage to me family member

>>92225760
>powerless
The Leelumultipass Phi Theta Betas aren't just the most powerfullest, they're also the best group Marvel has EVER PUT OUT

Leelumultipass Phi Theta Beta ongoing when?

>>92225896
Jesus I forgot that was their name. Timely reference right there.

>>92222089
Holy pre-cum, tovarish!
None of that makes any sense!

>>92223924
Written by a "latina" that's whiter than me and doesn't speak spanish.

>>92225896
If I was Besson, I'd sue. They even used a screenshot from the movie, but pixelated it just enough to get away with it.

>>92222089

Sounds awful

>>92221858
It's a shit character made by a shit person.
I can buy a good comic made by a shit person, and probably a bad comic made by a good person, if said person has talent and just its having a bad moment on life.

America is shit and it's made by shit people.

>>92226268
Gabby Rivera definitely seems like that one asshole who refused to hang out with all the Hispanic girls at high school and watched trashy white girl shit for years, then went through a cultural epiphany at college where she suddenly thinks she's the voice of her people.

>>92221858
That art is fucking awful

>>92226439
Why Anon? Is it because they're all wearing shades and 70s porno attire? Is it because they all like slobs? Is it because of the atrocious poses? Anon why don't you just admit youre a misogynist white CIS Male who can't handle strong womyn? WHO ARE COLORED!

>>92226659
It's just a matter of time before she pisses one of the CIS WHITE MALES like Bendis off. And Bendis is petty enough to destroy her.

>>92222514
I despise the new artist.

>>92226278
Besson's still a bit stung from that space jail lawsuit when it was proven he did rip off Escape From New York.

With his luck he'd probably lose this lawsuit too and she'd get ownership of the name.

>>92226684
I really hate how the fangirls arent villains and that so far its only been white people. You have the pure white entity and literal Nazis in #1 and STRAIGHT WHITE MALES in #2. Book is pretty racist.

>>92226377
>probably a bad comic made by a good person, if said person has talent and just its having a bad moment on life.
I could have forgiven Loeb for Ultimatum, but then I remembered Rulk was pre-dead son Loeb.
Then he fucked Marvel animation when he was in charge and when he no longer was, he make sure Wacker keep his legacy.
Eventually I realized he lost whatever talent he used to have.

Also wasn't America Chavez created by Gillen for Young Avengers?

>>92225459
american liberals in a nutshell

>>92222673
How many months until we found out she's pulling a Rachel Dolezal, and her real name is Sheila Ginsberg or something?

>>92221858
I legit pity anyone who unironically enjoys this.

>>92226439
Art, writing, lining and coloring, they're all awful, but most importantly, who the fuck is the editor?

>>92222231
Does he have a problem getting shit done because they keep splitting issues like that. It's the Third issue man. Get it together.

>>92226950
>Also wasn't America Chavez created by Gillen for Young Avengers?

No, but he did make her a lesbian and giver her the teleporting powers. So essentially he did create her in a way that made Marvel decide to stick her in everything.

>>92221858

If people had any sense they'd burn this book instead of Secret Empire.

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>>92221858
What is Qionones problem with clothes and thighs. It's like he's trying to draw a Lammily doll.

>>92225459
You've found the main motivation for modern day progs, aside from hating their dads.

>>92223924
50 shades of vague brown

>>92225459
>white
I wouldn't go that far. Have you seen the rest of her face?

>>92223719
But that is the joke. All things considered, it's a pretty good cover.

>>92225896
>>92225978
I wonder why the fuck did they choose the name from the movie which uses the 'born sexy yesterday ' trope and objectifies the main female character, did she forgot 'muh feminism' and just wanted to use that reference?

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>>92221858
>that face
did she slap his ass or something? did she just pull a guy gardner on kurt's mary marvel?
also colossus is about to get raped

>>92222089
>Then to help even the odds, the lesbian dance fighting troupe shows up somehow.
America's stand

>>92227496
>'born sexy yesterday
Because Macintosh just made that up after this comic came out?

If you use their words you become them.

>>92221858
>More breakdancing jazzercise autists on the cover
Seriously what is up with those characters?

>>92222089
And so the plot continues to be less coherent than axe cop

>>92225459
>is also white
HOW DARE YOU!
She is a proud transracial womax that don't need no man

>>92222089
>Storm says they were expecting her.
Of course she did.

>>92227496
>Born Sexy Yesterday
I swear I've been seeing this in every other thread

>>92227496
They were born in '97

>>92228093
>Nigga-DIO

>>92228738
The leader dyke is clearly the author's (second) self-insert, odds are that the rest are stand-ins for her real life minions.

>>92221858

> That Colossus

What is "BEGONE THOT" in Russian?

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>>92221858
>shoehorning your self insert everywhere

isnt this unprofessional?

>>92221858
Lesbians sexually assaulting Piotr, nice.

>>92229147
Why are you assuming he was professional in the first place Anon?

>>92229215
>tiny women assaulting giant indestructible man

*rolls eyes*

those evil feminists at it again!

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You white boys better not buy the comic or anything!

>>92229303
Well if he defends himself he's assaulting them so now he has to let it happen and check his privilege.

>*rolls eyes*

This isn't an RPG board fag

>>92229326
White priviledge is being immune to racism.

>>92229326
i wish i lived near her just so i could wear a Klan outfit when going to the shops ext
so her crazy world view could be renforced

>>92229784
anon that just seems like a way to get punched

>>92229803
This

>>92229784
You're already on thin ice for being white and probably male

>>92229326
Need to gather a crowd of tough looking white dudes, go to a con where Gabby is sitting at a booth, and just march towards her menacingly Reservoir Dogs style asking for an autograph

The reaction would be priceless

>>92229975
>a bunch of fat nerds trying to look tough like Reservoir Dogs
it sure would be priceless, alright

>>92229326
Oh, don't worry about that.

>>92229326

white men what does it feel like to install fear by the mere glance of you?

>>92228093
>cyclops was not right
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>92230377
That's not what it says anon.

>>92230377
Well it says not not right. So he was right.

>>92229326
Just share this on say, the Marvel twitter page or whatever and ask

>Are you condoning casual racism and bigotry? Please inform me if your employee represents your views.

Done. none of this stupid
>imma wear a klan mask
or
>let's gang stalk the beast, hurrr
shit. Hit her in the wallet, the only thing that probably has feeling.

>>92230377
>>92230427
at least it doesn't say "Cyclops was Alt-Right"

>>92221858
America and her shitty entourage who all should be wearing helmets and not let out of the playpen.

>>92230511
Wait for it. Bet it comes from Storm too.

>>92229975
don't forget to have a cool name like The Deckardreplicants Gamma Upsilon Kappas

>>92230488
I had a conversation with my therapist and racism came up for some reason. We are both white men.

He said that you can't be racist to white people because there is nothing you can say to them that is offensive, and that they have always had privilege. I said what about some white guy born from a crack addict and living his life in poverty compared to a rich black guy? Doesn't matter, you can't be racist against whites.

I said if I posted something online (coincidentally similar to what Gabby posted):

>anyone else feeling triggered af at the mere sight/presence of black dudes, solo but esp in groups? the panic & threat level is real

That'd be racist. I argued that if flipped it'd be racist too and he still disagreed.

>>92229326
I don't feel that, you're just a cunt.

>>92227496
>born sexy yesterday
the fuck does that mean?

>>92230631
time to get a new therapist

>>92230631
Your therapist needs therapy.

>>92230631
>He said that you can't be racist to white people because there is nothing you can say to them that is offensive
That doesn't even fit into the SJW definition of racism

The SJW definition is that hate and discrimination against whites isn't "racism" because "racism can only happen against less dominant races" – but it's still bigoted and offensive. There's nothing in the SJW theory that says hate and discrimination against whites is a normal or good thing, or that it can't be offensive. Too bad SJWs themselves are often bad on SJW theory

>>92221858
>a thick Latina
how marvel manages to ruin this?

>>92231868
Like they manage to ruin everything else

>>92230488
>Just share this on say, the Marvel twitter page or whatever and ask

ALL of Marvel's employees act like that. Want to hurt them? Don't buy their shit and watch them scramble and beg for your money.

>>92232476
They act like this because nobody's stopping them. There's a difference between the retarded artists/writers and the corporate end of thing. When word of their brand being associated with what is most definitely hate speech reaches them, the slumbering giants will shuffle down their money pile to slap the troublemakers.

>>92221858
>Cyclops was not not right
Even the quirky brown girls knows that Cyclops was right
>Who is the shadowy figure watching America’s every move?
2010's gimmick shit meets 90's gimmick shit.

>>92230631
New therapist, pronto.

>>92222089

So you're saying its just boring.

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>>92221858
I never liked this book, but
>cyclops was not right.
That's just crossing the line

>>92230631

>he said that you can't be racist to white people because there is nothing you can say to them that is offensive, and that they have always had privilege.

Suppose this guy isn't just made up by you, he'd get his ass kicked in northern parts of Scandinavia and much of Siberia. There are plenty of indigenous tribe minorities there that are white-skinned, but who have suffered worse during the last 100 years than all the US blacks combined.

So in otherwords your (possibly imaginary) therapist is a fucking racist who should go back to history- and geography classes before ever opening his ignorant fucking mouth again.

>>92233100
Reading comprehension really isn't /co/'s thing

>>92233227
>much of Siberia
>plenty of indigenous tribe minorities there that are white-skinned, but who have suffered worse during the last 100 years than all the US blacks combined
Bullshit.

>>92229326
>>92229784
>>92229975
>>92230053
>>92230631
>>92230765
>>92230871
>>92231552
>>92233016
>>92233227
>>92230488
>>92232476
>>92232662

You triggered little dopes, she's mocking attitudes Average Joe Whitebread holds about black/brown dudes. You people are excrement.

>>92229998

Too right.

>>92231756

Pretty much.

>>92228093
It might say "Cyclops was hot not right"

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>>92233809
I'm the person who posted the screenshot and I'm black. Do you really think Gabby fucking Rivera has that much self-awareness?

>>92221858
You know your taste in fashion is shit when 60's super hero costumes look less clownish in comparison.

>>92221858
>Colossus
>Get these niggers off of me.

>>92233809
>You triggered little dopes, she's mocking attitudes Average Joe Whitebread holds about black/brown dudes.
I-it was a parody!..

>>92233809
Go away, Gabby. Nobody here likes you.

>>92233449
It's easy to skip the other not, generally not a comprehension issue

>>92233449
skipping repeated words is just how our brain is wired, not a reading comprehension thing

>>92233809
You're this thirsty for (You)s?
Fuck man, take it.

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Went to her twitter.
And this is her Twitter header?
Im curious, who would use this as a header?
Is he this confident or not to crumb all these praise on a header?

>>92234356
>That matters.
Wrong.

>>92234356
Marvel hired Nick Spencer, a straight white writer, for it's straight white superhero. That matters.

>>92226684
>implying Bendis would ever be moved to anger by a PoC woman goddess

Are people actually buying this shit?

>>92234356
That's a woman?

>>92234591
Slott would be

>>92234441
Agreed. If, it should be "good" used in this sentence.
They all say, yeah they can do everything that a white or male can do. But insist that only a queer latina can write a queer latina. Thats kinda hypocrite.
And it says that she szhouldnt write any character that isnt queer or a latina.

>>92234643
Dont know, regarding his photos, not. Maybe he is ftm?

>>92234679
Well, she shouldn't because she's done a terrible job so far.

>>92224056
Holy menstration, no shes not

>>92234608
I am.

>>92234707
Wanted to say something against.
But than thought about her "holly Vagina" and random spanish things.
And got reminded that you are right, she writes the parody of a queer latina.

>>92234356
Insecure people. Look at Tom King in contrast. Dude's all professional and smooth despite kicking Marvel's ass for over an year now.