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Jashi Salt - /co/ edition

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We've been laughing about how buttblasted tumblr is over Jashi, but can we talk about /co/'s response to the ship and the show at large post ep 3? All of these comments came from a single thread from yesterday. Are we really any better than tumblr if people feel comfortable posting this shit without a shred of embarrassment?
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>>92202565
>red board
Either /b/ or /r9k/, neither of which are capable of anything but saying mean things inside their own little bubbles.
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>>92202780
You do realize you can change the layout on every board, right?
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>>92202838
Yeah but I hate design changes.
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>>92202838
I didn't, actually. Why would you bother?
The point stands, though: no one pathetic enough to post shit like that is ever going to do anything about it.
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>>92202884
>Genndy a hack
>Genndy a jew
Is he also a manlet? Because then we're Gravity Falls all over again.
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>>92202565
What shit? Their opinions? What exactly is so embarrassing? The talk about bullying Genndy is a bit much, but otherwise what's the big deal? That they don't line up with your opinions exactly?
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>>92202921
it's at the bottom right of every page

I do prefer Yotsuba B though
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>>92202838
>using any theme but Tomorrow
Fucking plebs.
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So why is everyone so mad? Is it just waifu faggotry? I haven't been fallowing this series at all, not even the original series. But I keep seeing all these shitty threads and was wondering what the faggotry is about
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>>92203010
For some reason light text on dark backgrounds is really hard for me to read
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>>92202565
Pussies.
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>>92202935
Nah but he's literally Star Wars Man.
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>>92203010
But it makes me sleepy. How am I supposed to contribute quality discussion to threads all day if I'm asleep?
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>>92202939
>What shit? Their opinions?
EXACTLY!
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>>92203010
My negro. Everything else is just so rough on the eyes.
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>>92203078
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>>92203017
It's just angry nerds that hate the fact that the main character finally got with a woman and hate that Genndy, the director, was probably very smug after making that scene, hell, that whole episode.
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>>92202838
>Hitler reaction image
Yeah that's /pol/
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>>92202565
Every place on the internet is trash because it's infested by memeing 12-year-olds.
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>>92203017
Genndy decided that what Samurai Jack really needed was a hamfisted romance with a boring monkey-faced waifu instead of a planned out and well constructed build up to the finale.
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>>92203119
He knew some people would be pissed. He even put it back on after it faded to black to rub the salt in the wound.
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>>92203017
In short, the first three episodes were both grimdark and essentially perfect in terms of pacing and just about everything else. However, as Jack conquered his inner demons, the show started to adopt the more light-hearted atmosphere that it had in the original series, which pissed off the people who wanted an edgy reboot. In addition, there have been pacing issues and other flaws in most of the episodes, but nothing warranting the 'COME ON /CO/MRADES LET'S RUIN GENNDY'S CAREER!' bullshit.

And of course, the addition of Jack's waifu threw a lot of fuel on the fire, particularly in regards to the people who wanted an edgy grimdark ending with a loner hero that they can identify with. The last episode pretty much crushed any hope that this would happen. As much as the haters are unwilling to admit it most of the time, the addition of romance killed the series for them, and they're blowing minor flaws completely out of proportion to justify why they're so goddamn mad.
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>>92203175
It's building to the finale. She's becoming the reason Jack still gives a shit in the first place.
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>>92203207
Two or three more episodes would have fixed most of the minor pacing issues.
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What a embarrassing thread, I guess you can't expect much from /co/
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>>92202939
>What exactly is so embarrassing?

It has nothing to do with their opinions. They're having emotional breakdowns over a cartoon character getting laid. If you look at this and can't see a problem with how they're acting, then you need to re-evaluate your life.
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>>92203181
Well, yeah. That whole sloppy editing towards the end and Dean Martin playing over the red Jack eyes was really very well done, it even made me kind of mad and I don't mind the romance.
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>>92203265
What emotional breakdowns are there in that screencap?
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>>92203211
That makes it worse. Romance is fine, but it's being handled very poorly here. Not that I expect waifufags to be able to acknowledge that.
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>>92203336
>someone saying they've never been so upset in their life
>someone concocting a scheme to try and make "normies" hate the show
>someone saying that WE need to work to make Genndy a laughing stock in the industry
>"I'm genuinely outraged"
>happy that Tumblr is chimping out over Jashi even if it's for batshit insane reasons
>"There's far more talent on /co/ alone than in the entire GLOBAL animation industry"

...seriously?
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>>92203336
The grandiose statements of nerds saying they are better than the entire entertainment industry. Trying to shut down a man career lol like hey could

Those are both different grandiose reactions that are co-morbid with mental breakdowns
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>>92203181
Oh yeah, the entire episode was a giant fuck you to anti-shippers and anyone who wanted the show to go full grimdark. It was so ridiculously over-the-top that they can't not have been sending a message. It was glorious.
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>>92203486
Not what I would call a breakdown. Just being dramatic.
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>>92202565
>dropped the shark
This triggered me
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>>92203594
What do you think constitutes a breakdown online? I'd say conspiring to ruin someone's career and getting angrier than one's ever been over two drawings making out comes pretty damn close.
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>>92203543
The way they capitalize their words leads me to believe they're from tumblr.
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>>92203062
>He doesn't shitpost in his sleep
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>>92203685
I shitpost in my dreams.
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>>92203040
>he actually thought Jack was ever going to get back to the past
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>>92203641
Hey, you're right.
It's really interesting to see tumblr and /r9k/ shitposting in unison. Perhaps their hatred for Jashi will bring them together and they won't be lonely anymore. :')
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>>92203716
Do you shitpost about dreams in your dream shitposts?
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>>92203737
EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY
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>>92203637
LITERAL SHAKING type posts are breakdowns. Like >>92202884 (even though I have my doubts that that is anything more than a shitpost).

That anon isn't actually conspiring to ruin Genndy's career (like they could), and the other one ins't actually getting angrier than they've ever been over this. Are you really not familiar with concept of hyperbole? Blowing hot air? Do you take everything at face value like this?
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>another SJ thread
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>>92203817
Caps lock isn't the only way to express UNSPEAKABLE ANGER, anon. It's also used for comedic effect.

>That anon isn't actually conspiring to ruin Genndy's career (like they could)

He was actively conspiring to get "normies" to hate the season and rally up troops on 4chan. He was shitting up the entire thread to the point where even people on 'his side' were telling him to calm down. It was some genuine outrage.

>Are you really not familiar with concept of hyperbole? Blowing hot air? Do you take everything at face value like this?

Well, we just can't know whether or not any emotional statement is hyperbole online unless the author denotes it. However, if you're angry enough over a cartoon that you think it's reasonable to state that you've never been angrier or that you want to ruin somebody's career then you're making a fool of yourself. Those aren't normal responses, even for hyperbole. It's a moot point.
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>/r9k/ and /pol/-exposed children mad because MUH STRONG FEMALE
>/soc/ faggots mad because Jack got some pussy
>retards actually thinking the series would end with Jack going back to the past
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>>92204930

>be khv
>revival of one of the best Western cartoons occurs
>revival is fun and highly enjoyable despite minor flaws
>critics love it along with almost everyone else
>be physically incapable of enjoying it because MC finds love and happiness and you can't
>rage about it on 4chan to try and make fans as miserable as you
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>>92202565
COMMENCING DUMP
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Contrarians gonna contrarian.
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>>92202565
>4chan
>tumblr
>Reddit
Based Gendy BTFO everyone.
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Does anyone have any of those screenshots of that one guy going "JASHI FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH. 7 EPISODES IN AND NOT A HINT OF A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP"
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>The state of 4chan
>The state of tumblr
>The state of reddit
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>>92205628
>>92205684
>>92205718
>>92205751
>>92205796
>>92205821

Pottery.
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>>92206163
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE
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>>92206306
IT CAN STILL HAPPEN GUYS!
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>>92202780
The layout was changed to fit the pink theme of the background picture.

The first post on the pic is mine.
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Anyone remember what was up with this one?
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>>92206368
ABSOLUTELY DELUSIONAL
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>>92206880
That looks like it was pulled straight from Wizardchan.
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>>92207067
Virgins are underrepresented in media, even mocked. Why does that bother you so much?
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>>92207167
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin; it becomes a problem when it bitters people to the point where they can't handle on-screen romances and try to ruin the experience for everyone else or claim that a solid piece of media is terrible because of it. Like, it's one thing if you can't relate to the MC anymore and personally dislike the series. It's another when you sperg out everywhere claiming that the series was ruined or calling for the creator's career.
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>Be a guy who wants big hot tigerman dick in my life
>Somehow I can be happier for Jack getting a girl than most normal people

I just don't get it. You should be happy that Jack has someone to love that isn't Aku in disguise.
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>>92207299
You're missing the point of this whole outrage.

True, some people can't relate anymore, but that's just one personal bit of the problem. By now those people have accepted the new character, and they still see the very obvious flaws from introducing such character into something people had really high hopes for.

It wasn't done well, the samurai was put in the background for a fucking ship and being witty about the rating. 2 episodes and the show is gone, although it's already gone for a lot of us that wanted much more.
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>>92207412
In 10 episodes? On top of that, the show has been about Jack. Even the Ashi moments were about Jack. If you can't see this then they'll have to spell it out for you for you to understand.
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>>92207412
>By now those people have accepted the new character

That's certainly not true of a lot of the outrage-posters.

>they still see the very obvious flaws from introducing such character into something people had really high hopes for.

Aside from pacing issues, most of the problems people have seem to be subjective. There are tons of people who like Ashi as a character are happy that Jack's finally found love. Similarly, there are a lot of people who found the last episode fun and enjoyable. There's no pleasing everyone.
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>>92207494
Ep 1-3 are about Jack getting character development
Ep 4 was about babysitting Ashi.
Ep5 was about teaching Ashi why Aku is evil
Ep6 was about teaching Ashi why Jack is good
Ep7 was about sitting around to get back the sword
Ep8 was about Ashi and Jack kissing

It feels like Ashi was an insert character for people who didn't watch the previous seasons. I didn't liked that, and i'd have prefered that it was just Jack solving his shit like the old times, but that's that. Good for the people who lead normal lives and have this as side entertainment i guess. Once again, it was our own fault to keep shouting kino and overhyping shit, like every goddamn time.
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>>92207167

Dude what? Did children's shows get sexier when I wasn't looking or something?

Or is your argument that more adult shows should have virgins? You realize that most normal adults do in fact have sex, right?
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>>92208023
It does bother me a lot sex is never mentioned in children's show, and suddenly everything is about sex with adult stuff. As if sex was the only defining quality of an adult.

Did we really need a pinis joke in SJ?
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>>92208209
>Did we really need a pinis joke in SJ?

There was one in the first Scotsman episode.

SJ was always one of those shows where you could tell that the writers would have made it much racier if it weren't on a children's network. Some of the female character designs are highly sexualized, and there's frequent references to booze, which is a big no-no in children's programming today.
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Excuse me sounding tumblr for a minute but the "born sexy yesterday" thing is legit

I wouldn't mind the romance if the love interest was a better character. Jack could have anybody, why a brainwashed child in a woman's body? She's literally Peridot, only attractive

I knew it was going to go like this but there's a reason people saw the relationship as father/daughter-like. Why can't Jack be with a woman who's on his level of maturity? Well maybe not HIS level because Jack has experienced more than any other human, but the level of a grown woman at least
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>>92208209
>Did we really need a pinis joke in SJ?

No, but subverting expectation is the core of humor. And Scaramouche's quip worked excellently, since I noticed multiple people going 'what the hell, that guy looks like a dick' before Scaramouche agreed with the audience.

Cock jokes aren't new to Jack, either. There's an entire episode surrounding Jack being naked, and the Scotsman doesn't want Jack looking at his dick when they meet.
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>>92209187
>>92209257
See also this.

Ashi doesn't fit BSY, and neither does Jack (especially not Jack).
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>>92206306
>here's how daughterfags can still win
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>>92207167
Jack was never mocked for being a naive virgin, dude. You're being mocked for being a gross social cripple, not for being able to dip your wick.
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>>92209257
Jack is a lot more experienced in life and simply seeing him not hurting a bug was this big revelation to her. I'm not speaking of their romantic experience, I know Jack is like a teen himself when it comes to that

But she's literally like a kid. What's attractive about somebody you once had to strap to your back like a screaming toddler? Why are women with childlike personalities so fetishized in fiction?
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>>92209484
>simply seeing him not hurting a bug was this big revelation to her.

Because it was the first time she'd ever seen someone show any inclination like her own, and it was out of a man she'd been brainwashed to think was literally the devil.

There's nothing childish about Ashi. Naive at times, yes, but then again - so is Jack. That's pretty much what binds them together, they were both raised and molded for a single purpose: violence. Jack was just fortunate enough to have mentors who were acting out of necessity rather than malice.
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>>92209187
They're both emotionally stunted and inexperienced in terms of social life. Ashi's entire life was dedicated to eliminating what she thought was the world's source of evil (Jack). Jack's entire life was dedicated to eliminating the world's source of evil. Neither of them had the opportunity to pursue anything beyond their given duty. Neither of them had hit any adult milestones that foster personal development. In addition, Jack's been severely mentally ill for decades, and untreated depression and PTSD seriously impede personal development. His decades wandering are probably a haze wherein he was a prisoner in his own mind. Jack and Ashi's relationship allows them both to break the chains of duty that have essentially reduced them into weapons so that they can grow as people.
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>could've had edgy GUTS Samurai Jack
>instead we get cringy DISNEY Samurai Jack

I am very upset

Genddys self insert fugg
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>>92207410
Jack and Aku are OTP
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>>92209735
You had edgy Jack for the first three episodes. Then he had to develop and move on.

You know, unlike the plot of Berserk.
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>Muh jack who hasn't gotten his dick wet in 65 years of pain and suffering not raising a full grown woman.

As rushed as it may be Jack fucking earned this.
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>>92209257
Someone could have a wounded past and help and relate to Jack without being so sheltered they're confused at the sight of a deer. The point to her character was for people to go "Aw, the dangerous assassin is actually a clueless child once you get to know her, poor thing doesn't know anything". And THAT's Jack's love interest?

Why not like, a woman who adopted the samurai way after hearing of Jack's achievement's? That way she too would be a celibate teen when it comes to romance, like him, and be a strong fighter like him, but her life was full of experiences and failures and she isn't a naive child. As hard as she tried she couldn't change the world, and was almost losing hope, but then she meets her hero and is shocked to see him losing hope too - and she won't let that happen, because she's seen how much he's done during her travels through the world, she knows how great he is and how much hope he gave to the world, and herself, etc etc etc anything but a brainwashed bimbo
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>>92209645
>Because it was the first time she'd ever seen someone show any inclination like her own,
Exactly. Making the simplest gesture seem amazing
Jack's met all kinds of people all over the world, Ashi knew nobody but her sisters and her mom until Jack, it's a hallmark of BSY
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You dumbasses all realize the romance is only there so that Ashi's inevitable death has more weight, right? She's going to die.
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>>92210347
Prove it.
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>>92210207
>The point to her character was for people to go "Aw, the dangerous assassin is actually a clueless child once you get to know her, poor thing doesn't know anything".

No, stop projecting. The point was to demonstrate how isolated the sisters were, and how they did not recognize affection because they'd never experienced it. Confusion and a discomfort with something that spoke instinctively was the point. It drives home just how thoroughly the High Priestess has demonized them, confirms her work is complete.

It's setting-building to help the viewer to understand why the Daughters don't defend one another from lethal attacks, why they could just leave their dead sister without mourning her, why Ashi acted with manic violence when someone WASN'T trying to kill her.

Ashi is a more relevant character than your suggestion because she speaks to the sort of evil Aku has created, and which Jack partially blames himself for. It's the whole reason he doesn't just leave her and allows her to come along, he thinks he bears partial blame in her brainwashing. This hasn't come to pass yet, but Ashi is also an ironic device: she's a very literal product of Aku's wickedness, and will almost certainly play a major role in his undoing. Samurai Jack's broad story is very traditional, and the idea of evil being self-defeating is at least as old as Abrahamic religion.

Far from brainwashing Ashi, Jack lets her decide for herself at every step. It's Ashi's choice to follow Jack after they leave the island. It's Ashi's choice to stick around through each bit of evidence Jack shows her. It's Ashi's choice to seek Jack out. It's Ashi's choice to defend Jack, because she's seen what kind of man he is when no one is watching, and she respects him for who he is. When romantic feelings begin to develop, Jack keeps his hands off. When they kiss, it's only after Ashi gives him permission.

Ashi isn't a child any more than Jack.
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>>92210329
>Ashi knew nobody but her sisters and her mom until Jack, it's a hallmark of BSY

Doesn't seem likely, considering they tracked Jack down with no trail, which means they were talking to someone. The Woolies heard a rumor about her being a minion of Aku somehow, and it wasn't from Jack or the Dominator or those aliens she saved. Further, Ashi spends days/weeks meeting people, she's socially isolated, not socially crippled.
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>>92202565
I knew that Jashi was very possible. I just hopped it didn't happen
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>>92203769
Jej
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>>92210207
>The point to her character was for people to go "Aw, the dangerous assassin is actually a clueless child once you get to know her, poor thing doesn't know anything"

That sounds like a personal interpretation rather than the one Genndy was trying to portray.
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>>92211437
Just the opposite, since she seems to have more common sense than Jack.
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>>92202565
>/co/ is tumblr

Really nudges the noggin...
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>>92202565
>The "dropped the shark" post ended up in the screencap
Top lel.
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>>92211517
The last episode seems to have characterized it that way, though she does seem much more impulsive.

>>92211560
He really dropped the shark when he wrote that.
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>>92202565
enjoying shippers salt is my reason to live
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>>92211741
Ashi definitely has a fiery temperament compared to Jack. Thinking back to episode 2, where Jack begged the forgiveness of an alien thug for the 'crime' of starving at him, I can see Ashi instead responding to his insults by doubling down.
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>>92211809
The shippers are bretty happy in this case.
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>>92211809
I've been shipping since episode 3. I couldn't be less salty.
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>>92203119
>>92203181
>>92203543
>>92203641
>>92203737
>>92203790
From >>92198697
>This is what the /co/ntrarian accusers don't get. We're HAPPY for Jack, we just think Ashi is a shit character (and also that this season has many, many other problems besides her).
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>>92202565
Ummm sweetie?
Those are our resident Tumblr pussies. You know, the ones who bring /pol/ into everything?
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>>92212751
You know what that sounds like to me?
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>>92202565

That last post might be the most delusion thing to ever be posted on this website.
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>>92212751
Speak for yourself, there are numerous people on /co/ and elsewhere chimping out about the fact that he found love.
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>>92202565
>When you realize that no amount of whining could stop Jashi
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>>92212933
Perhaps, but look at the quotes of the original post, there's quite a bit of agreement with it in that topic.

This "Ashi haters just hate romance" shit is lame.
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>>92202565
I genuinely don't understand the salt.

That cameltrain scene was fucking amazing. The timing, the music, the humour, the use of colour, the choreography, the lighting, the atmosphere... that shit has to be some of Genndy's best work.
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>>92203131
>/pol/
>No flags or IDs
Newfriend extreme
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>>92213037
I'm literally BEGGING for this post to be sarcasm.

Please tell me it is.
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>>92202565
>That last quote
Oh my fucking God
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>>92211809
Still mad
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>>92213076
I don't agree with the last part, but I thought the train was wonderful
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>>92213076
Not him, but I thought it was great too. It was funny as shit.

Will that give you an aneurysm or something?
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>>92206306
>>92206365
As hilarious and desperate as this is, they are kind of telling the truth.

Asian girls really do expect you to basically do all decision-making.
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>>92202565
Honestly i was still serving a Global 5 ban on Saturday night and i was waiting for the epic shitstorm. I wasn't disappointed. I told you fuckers that it would happen and nobody fucking believed me. I was right in 2012 about the Ravens beating the 49ers, i was right in 2015 about NaruHina being canon, i was right in 2016 about Brexit AND Trump, and i was right in 2017 about Jashi being canon.

tl;dr I'm always right and fuck you for doubting me
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>>92213187
the sun has to shine on a dogs ass once in a while
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>>92213228
2013-2014 i was actually working so i had nothing to predict
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>>92213076
It isn't. The art direction in that scene is off the chain.

Nobody's saying it was better than Jack and the Haunted House. But it was an amazingly well put together scene. I'm sorry that your salt over smooching cartoons has blinded you to that.
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>>92213187
>i was right in 2015 about NaruHina being canon

Everyone knew that would happen.

Don't quit your day job, Nostradamus.
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>/co is more talented than the entire animation industry
>let's destroy Genndys entire career
Boy for a bunch of loser animation nerds, you faggots sure have a huge fucking ego.
Convinced this board is filled with narcissistic, spastic, shit throwing monkeys. Honestly this makes me ashamed to call myself an anon. The fact that you're ever in agreement with Tumblr should say something about your opinion.
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>>92213337
I DON'T HATE JASHI FUCK
(even if I hate Ashi)
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>>92213004
I think you'd be hard-pressed to find many shippers who would shut out actual criticism of Ashi and the season at large. What's causing them to argue are the people who are claiming that Genndy's a hack, the show is ruined, etc. solely because a female character/romance was introduced, along with the numerous anti-Jashi folks clearly baiting the shippers. Those are the people that those comments are directed towards.
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>>92213337
It was also cute and funny.

I like Ashi and Jack best when they're showing their dorky sides.
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>>92213376
>Everyone knew that would happen.

Bullshit, i knew a lot of people who were saying the same shit "oh she's a Mary Sue, oh Kishimoto's a hack, oh blah blah blah"
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>>92213436
But Genndy IS a hack, and the show IS ruined.
It's just that Jashi isn't the reason. Shipping can (almost) never be a reason for that, in fact.
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News flash, I don't give a shit. I knew this was going to happen from episode3, honestly grow the fuck up people. You're entitled to your opinion, but I'm entitled to call it dogshit. Was a romance my first choice, no but I love and respect the show enough to enjoy everything else. Being unhappy with it is one thing, but spastically eating your own shit over it....come on. This whole situation convinces me that you people are a bunch of fucking normie a that jumped on the "jack hype" to be cool, and never actually gave a shit about the original.
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>>92213506
FUCK YOU
NOT EVERYONE HATES SEASON 5 FOR JASHI
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I finally watched it tonight.

It was ok.
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>>92213413
Is that why you changed your name?
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>>92213475
Jesus.

The only actual problem with the show is a minor pacing issue. That's it. It's not ruined. There is one problem, that's fine. Nothing is perfect.
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>>92213475
Unless he fails to kill Aku, then the show is ruined. It's like bitching that Jack's dad is married when we don't know shit about them.
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>>92213465

Naruto is a shieet series. And Kishimoto is a hack yes.
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>>92213612
No the sequal with his son is a shit series
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>>92204930

Hey there tumblr.
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>>92213647
>>>/reddit/

You have to go back.
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>>92213537
I will return to anon, when the cancer clears from tumb...4chan.
Until then I am the norm.
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>>92213581
>Nothing is perfect.
Except my fucking foresight bitch
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>>92213643

No they're both shieet. Naruto hasn't been close to good since Zabuza at the earliest.
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>>92213792
Well he's gone for good
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>>92213694
If anything forcing your only female lead into a romance as usual, makes her less of a "stwong endpeemt womyn" The whole romance trope is a bit played out.
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>>92213854
Invasion of Pain was good you fucker
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>>92213643
Anon, Naruto is Shonenshit. Shonenshit can be good no more then a boil inducing plague can be pleasant.
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>>92213900
It's at least tolerable. Granted i do have a high pain tolerance
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>>92213868
She hasn't been particularly 'gurl power' since her sisters got slaughtered and she was bound and carried like a child. Not sure where those claims are coming from aside from bitterness that there's a somewhat competent female character at all.
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>>92214017
I think they're still bitching about the 10k orc army scene
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>>92214048
That's just how Genndy writes tho
Everyone is OP as fuck and it's fantastic
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>>92214048
Oh, forgot about that. Yeah, it was shit writing, but this is a show where characters have climbed mountains with their bare hands and survived massive bomb explosions without a scratch. Not sure why anybody who's watched the show suddenly decided out of the countless unrealistic scenes that THAT scene was too much.
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>>92214270
>>92214250
To be fair, she was raised to be a living weapon.
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>>92214250
Confirmed for not watching the original show at all.
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>>92214317
R u retarded? Did YOU watch the original show? Or anything else he makes? Jacks dad is just as OP as he is. Jack routinely goes through beetle drones like a cheese grater. Aku speaks for himself. The Scotsman and jack mauled entire armies with their literal hands behind their back. Have you ever watched Star Wars the clone wars? Everyone there is stupidly powerful. I can go on for days.
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>>92214434
Yup, you definitely didn't watch the original. If you did, you'd notice that something like HALF OF THE FUCKING EPISODES have Jack desperately strategizing to defeat an opponent he can barely evade, let alone lay a finger on.
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I am still amazed at the amount of autist who never understood Ashi never had a family connections with anyone and still scream
>HE KILLED HER SISTERS!
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>>92213890

>Naruto gets the dreaded Akatsuki leader to revive all the dead ninjamen and self-destruct through Talk Skill

Not really.

>>92213900

Naruto had early potential. At least, thanks to its setting. It went rolling downhill in the Ninja Exams and never got better.
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>>92214485
EXACLTY, because EVERYONE is overpowered, Not only jack, but also his enemies would just show absurd feats. *The archers raining down arrows *scaramouches weapons are absurdly strong *hell why else does /co have such a boner for the guardian? He's even absurdly stronger than jack.
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>>92202565
Much like the Soviets, 4cocks needs to purge ranks to weed out the weak and the stupid that got assmad over this.
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>a board and website full of people that have issues with women and affection don't like the inclusion of a romance in a story

what a shocker.
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>>92202565
>I expect Korra levels of backlash a week or tw after the final episode
>Korra

Why am I not surprised
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>>92214558
I think what irks the arguers who bring up Jack murdered Ashi's sisters is that Jack didn't look at Ashi differently than her sisters. He delibrately made an attempt on Ashi's life as well and it was sheer luck that she wasn't killed along with the others. Had Ashi died and another of the Daughters of Aku survived, Jack would fall in love with her
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>>92203175
>instead of a planned out and well constructed build up to the finale.

Which is 2 episodes away
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>>92214959

Korrasami was SJW pandering. JackxAshi is not.
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>>92214895
You still don't get it, just fuck off and "enjoy" your shit new season, it's just what you wanted amirite?
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>>92215055
Right, it's incel pandering instead, and has failed just as spectacularly if not even more so.
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>>92215079
Honestly you're just like actually fucking retarded
>doesn't suck my dick and agree with everything I say
>must be newfag
I'm not pigheadedly stupid enough to let a bit of lazy romance ruin an otherwise fantastic show.
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>>92213376
>Everyone knew that would happen.
Didn't stop the assblast.

I think we need to start a Samurai Jack Hall of Anal Devastation and put it right next to the Naruto one to commemorate the sheer number of jimmies rustled.

Good on ya Gennedy
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>>92215165
I never said newfag, but keep making shit up if you want.
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>>92215079
Just because I have a different interpretation of the original show, doesn't mean I'm some waifufaggot. Like are you sped? That's a pretty awful logical fallacy pal.
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>>92215198
You implied that I never watched the original and that I'm some shipper faggot, just because I didn't agree with you. You are the cancer of these boards.
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>>92209735
>Edgy is cool
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>>92215209
Samefagging doesn't work with tripfagging.
Idiot.
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>>92215110
Incel?
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>>92215110

>incel pandering

What now?
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>>92215251
Hahaha Jesus fuck, HOW ARE YOU STILL CALLING ME AN INDIOT?
You accuse me of samefagging, when I use the same tense in both statements. How could I respond in the first person to your insult twice and be samefagging? Boi my sides.
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>>92202565

>go 50 goddamn years without getting laid
>every time you find someone you really want to fuck, she either turns out to be Aku tricking you, a bounty hunter, or some kind of spiritual entity that can't actually make love to you
>find a smokin' hot slut that you know for a fact isn't Aku and you've successfully converted her into a good guy
>also she's not a ghost or something and her vagina is made of meat

If I were Jack, daughterfuism be damned. I would be fucking the everloving shit out of Ashi 25/8, 366 days a year until every single one of her orifices has conformed perfectly to the shape of my dick.

Anyone who says otherwise is a liar and a fool.
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>>92215351
Involuntarily Celibate. People who won't get laid.
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>>92202565
that is from normies who come from tumbrl to /co/, the romance was not handled very good but i am pretty happy because i like to see jack get a happy thing for once!
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>>92215463
>366 days a year
What about leap years?
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>>92202565
Some of the salt here was pretty excessive, yeah.
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Gendy just showed the degenerates how reality works. The most beautiful thing in life is having a wife with at least 2 children, living traditionally on your own piece of land.

A fictional character will have that and you won't you mentally ill animals. You will never have a family, you will end your bloodline or taint it with another race. No one will call you husband or wife. Now GTFO and delude yourself with empowerment, independence and other brainwashing that got through to you.

Gendy, you are a true hero!
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>>92215246
edgy isn't inherently bad. it's just often executed poorly.
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>>92218600
what
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>>92218600
Hello /pol/
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>>92206794
Lolwut
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>>92202838
>>92202780
Most of the people in Jack threads (especially the talkbacks) are just filthy crossboarders anyway.
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>>92202565
I've never advocated for wordfilters, but I REALLY wish "salt" could be wordfiltered.
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>>92202780
These are real, I saw these posts in other threads.
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>>92218675

>tumblr

Sorry, women did not evolve for the Eat, Pray, Love garbage. Women are dependent on men's resources and attention with a lack of it correlating to dysfunction.
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>>92219682
That's nice, /pol/. Now go back to bed.
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>>92202565
>Are we really any better than tumblr
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>>92219720

>tumblr chimpingout
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>>92219379
The idea of Mad Jack shitposting about how much he hates Jashi is pretty funny.
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>>92219814
Yes, yes, anon. Everyone who triggers you is tumblr.
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>>92202565
ok now OP pic proves that tumblr is here and that they need to leave
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>>92219877

>
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>>92219922
Yes, keep calling me tumblr. Whatever helps you calm down from being so triggered.
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>>92219682
It's hilariously sad just how often /pol/ half-asses its theories.
Women are dependent on men's resources if there is a need for protection from OTHER MEN. If there is no longer such a need - say, because people have decided to build a functioning civilization with things like police and the courts - then women are perfectly capable of doing everything they need themselves.
(Now, obviously some women continue to get men to do stuff for them through the power of sex, but that is just laziness, and let's face it - how many men would NOT take advantage if the tables were turned?)
As for the attention thing, you seriously need to get the fuck out of America. Not all women around the world are attention whores, like you seem to think they are.
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>>92218600
>>92219682
>>92219814
>>92219922
>reddit spacing
nice falseflag
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I dont understand the hate

i know it's not TRUE AND HONEST /co/ bros

because they love cheesey shit like this

who is making all these threads?

because its just to harvest salt as far as i can see
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>>92220454
It's copycat false drama. Most of these boards are full of it so it's harder to tell when someone is offering an honest criticism of a show, comic, etc without sounding like another mobloid joining in to sound cool.

I like the whole story so far. It's pure popcorn entertainment for me, and I've gotten so bored of tv lately.
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>>92220261

> Women are dependent on men's resources if there is a need for protection from OTHER MEN

Women don't do the bulk of hunting in pre-state societies.

> If there is no longer such a need - say, because people have decided to build a functioning civilization with things like police and the courts - then women are perfectly capable of doing everything they need themselves.

That addresses how women pay far less in taxes while using significantly more government services and being in jobs less needed for maintaining civilization.

>As for the attention thing, you seriously need to get the fuck out of America. Not all women around the world are attention whores, like you seem to think they are.

Keep telling yourself that tumblrina. Or maybe you're a white knight.
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>>92220454
>>92220597
We've gone so deep into irony that we don't know who or what is serious anymore.
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>>92220809
>Women don't do the bulk of hunting in pre-state societies.
>That addresses how women pay far less in taxes while using significantly more government services and being in jobs less needed for maintaining civilization.
Did you miss my bracketed statement or something? Oh right, you conveniently didn't quote it, I wonder why? It addresses both your points, and far more like that, in one fell swoop.
>Keep telling yourself that tumblrina. Or maybe you're a white knight.
I'm neither, I hate SJWs. I also hate traditionalists who don't realize they're HURTING men, not just women, by trying to impose former norms that simply don't work with a technologically advanced society like ours.

What we really need is a return to '90s ideals.
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>>92220809

>Women don't do the bulk of hunting in pre-state societies.

Women in pre-ag societies work a full day doing labor and participate in society as much as men. Hunting isn't remotely the only thing that keeps a society running. These bands are direct evidence against the idea that women should spend all day in the house keeping their eyes glued to a kid or two and running a vacuum every so often. It's an extreme waste of productivity. Even in traditional agrarian societies like the Amish and Mennonites, women perform back-breaking farm labor, create clothes, do hard-mode cooking and food preservation, etc. all while raising five or more kids. If women were unable to contribute to keeping a society afloat then pre-industrial societies would be unsustainable by virtue of how many resources it would take to keep the entire adult population plus who knows how many elders and children alive on less than half the labor.

cont.
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>>92202565
>Are we really any better than tumblr
you're delusional if you think /co/ is better than tumblr
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If only the rest of the episodes could create this much asshurt
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>>92221192
>It's an extreme waste of productivity.
It's not a waste if it gets men laid. I'm afraid biology doesn't give a shit about your economic efficiency arguments.
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>>92221134
>>92221192
>Responding seriously to a retard
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>>92221192
>>92221192

>That addresses how women pay far less in taxes while using significantly more government services and being in jobs less needed for maintaining civilization.

Your ideology is contributing to this because people like you attract parasites.
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>>92206163
Who is shaggyfag. I feel like I should know more about him.
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>>92221292
>getting laid every so often justifies halving the productivity of a society, even though sex and labor aren't even mutually exclusive

Are you thirteen, a virgin, or both?
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>>92202565
The episode was legitimately awful though.

I'm fine with the ship but the way it was done here was just garbage.

The pacing was awful and Jack was way out of character, I felt like I was watching a really bad fan fiction written by an 11-year-old.

There were many ways that they could've established the relationship, Put this shit was more ham-fisted than boxing gloves made out of pork.

Why is a once jaded 70-year-old man who has experienced every thing awful and sinful in this world of Aku giggling like a fucking 10-year-old because of a girl?

Why was there an elaborate prison ship with virtually no security for some fucking fetish monster?

What the fuck was it with the team rocket Tony the Tiger's and why would Jack despite his half-century of experience not notice the obvious telltale signs. They literally spelled it out for them with the fucking letters on their shirts, which itself was a dumb gimmick.

And then in the end they kiss. It just fucking happens. The entire show was cheesy foreshadowing and yet it still felt sudden.

I don't see an argument for why this isn't the worst episode of Samurai Jack.
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>>92221134

> Did you miss my bracketed statement or something? Oh right, you conveniently didn't quote it, I wonder why? It addresses both your points, and far more like that, in one fell swoop.

No it didn't. You just danced around women contributing far less than men.

>I'm neither, I hate SJWs. I also hate traditionalists who don't realize they're HURTING men, not just women, by trying to impose former norms that simply don't work with a technologically advanced society like ours.

Women contribute little to actual science.
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>>92221391
When's the last time you watched the original seasons? Almost all of your criticisms are things that occurred normally in s1-4.
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>>92221455
What woman hurt you?
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>>92221455
>You just danced around women contributing far less than men.

Women are usually the primary caretakers of children due to societal and biological norms, which means that they're the ones to make career sacrifices. There are also many predatory/lazy women who leech off of sad saps and traditionalists.

>Women contribute little to actual science.

Not for long. Women are catching up to or surpassing men in nearly every scientific field re: PhDs. And MDs.
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>>92221520
Let's be real here- he's never been close enough to a woman to even chance getting hurt. Look how high he places sex on a pedestal l m a o
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>>92221307

>We Wuz da society builders N SHIEET

Hey there tumblr.

>>92221307

Don't you have some Women's March to attend with the other catladies?
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>>92221527
Watch out now, he's gonna post another completely true infograph, while continuing to talk about how women contribute nothing.
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>>92221455
I didn't "dance around" it, I destroyed your shitty argument. You say that women CAN'T do this stuff, I say they CHOOSE not to because it's easier to get men to do it for them.
You want to know how I know this? Because you can find numerous examples of women doing pretty much any of the things you think they can't do. It's just laziness, that's all.
>Women contribute little to actual science.
Are you going to even TRY to tie this to our discussion, or are you just spouting /pol/ stuff now? Not saying I disagree, mind you, but it's hard to argue with someone being so random.
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>>92221579
t. someone who thinks pussy is worth half a yearly paycheck supporting someone who sits on their ass all day for the rest of their lives

>>92221586
terrifying!
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>>92214982
Nah, not really, since Ashi was the only one open-minded enough to stop attacking Jack. That butterfly scene, remember? Had it been anyone else, they wouldn't have paused at that.
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>>92221520

Hey there white knight.

>>92221527

>We Wuz Sciences

Gender Studies isn't STEM. Neither is Affirrmative Action.
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>>92221578
True. How silly of me to think this guy has interacted with a woman before.

>>92221579
>>92221655
Wow, using the WE WUZ meme & shouting tumblr. Now you just need to say something about blacks, meme magic & liberals and you'll have gone full /pol/.
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>>92221527
>Not for long. Women are catching up to or surpassing men in nearly every scientific field re: PhDs. And MDs.
I'm afraid that while it's extremely un-PC to say this, women have fundamental average intelligence limitations compared to men that make what you say quite impossible. It is the exact reason why the greatest chess players are still men, and it's getting worse if anything.
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>>92221343
a society founded on endless growth is unsustainable. maximizing productivity just accelerates collapse beyond a certain point
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>>92221343
Again, biology doesn't care if it harms society's economic growth. Men WILL do what they have to to get laid.
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>>92221655
ahahahaha, just look it up champ. Women are not only meeting men in most STEM BSc and PhD fields but surpassing them in some. Or are you afraid to because the facts don't align with your fragile worldview?

>Neither is Affirrmative Action.

That's not how PhD admissions work...but I wouldn't expect you to know that.

>>92221664
It's okay to be an optimist sometimes.

>>92221702
Objectively false. Men and women have around average mean intelligence, but women's intelligence clusters more towards the mean while the male curve features more outliers. This means that there are more gifted men, but the vast majority of men are positioned around the mean just like women.
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>>92209735
Edgy is a phase in development. Having the whole series like that is like saying you don't want Jack to develop as a character.
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>>92203131
>>92202780
can you just go back to tumblr if you want to complain
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Honestly, I've never heard of the term "heteronormative" before this episode.

Tumblr is such a trippy place
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>>92221767
>This means that there are more gifted men
That's exactly what I'm talking about. So if you mean purely on paper, sure women could get "more" degrees, but all the greatest discoveries and innovation will continue to be made by men.
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>>92221762
Cool. Your point? Men get laid without sacrificing half of their yearly paycheck to support someone who sits on their ass doing nothing all day. I mean, if you dig that then you do you, but most people are actually happy to have a partner that actually contributes to the household...and getting laid. Holy shit who would have guessed that a woman who doesn't sit around at home's vagina doesn't seal shut.

>>92221708
provide proofs
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>>92221768
>gigglesquee owo a girl im so nervous bewbies :3
>character development

Actual fanfiction by 12-year-olds would've been better than this.
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>>92221823
>all the greatest discoveries and innovation will continue to be made by men

You're again misinterpreting the research. There are still gifted women, just not to the degree that there are gifted men. There may also be a shift in the curve as society changes; you can see variance in what is accepted as the male vs female bell curve in places like Iran where women are heavily encouraged to pursue STEM education from an early age. There may continue to be more male innovators, but that doesn't stop brilliant women from innovating as well.

Not to mention that the vast, vast majority of scientific research is done incrementally on very narrow topics (and sometimes involves dozens of contributors in certain fields), so the days of big innovations are getting increasingly numbered as the scope of research narrows.
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>>92221811
I feel its more relevant when discussing stuff like WALL-E where even though the main romance is between two non-human robots there's still a compulsion to indicate which is the boy robot and which is the girl robot
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>>92221833
>Men get laid without sacrificing half of their yearly paycheck to support someone who sits on their ass doing nothing all day.
Men without Chad looks most certainly do not.
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SO NO ONE ON ALL OF THE FUCKING INTERNET HAD THE FORESIGHT TO SEE THE ROMANCE COMING FROM A MILE AWAY?

I'm an autistic faggot and even I realized that jack was going to hit that when he spared Ashi
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>>92221833
>provide proofs
Newton's Second Law of Thermodynamics.
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>>92221919
That has absolutely nothing to do with women in the workforce, and you'll have to pay up good if you want to ever get laid, so what's your point?
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I'm not mad that it actually happened, it just felt really poorly done and rushed
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>>92222222
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>>92222245
My point is that people will do what is individually best for them, even if it is detrimental to society as a whole. Men seeking sex are no exception, more like the best example actually.
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>>92221192
Also gathering generates most of the calories needed to keep most nomadic hunter gatherers running...

I think the old evo psych shit is bs because most of the evidence now is that for most of our existence as a species we were really egalitarian and this whole hierarchy and property stuff is brand new shit. Honestly I think it's probably why so many people are stressed and depressed 24-7. We didn't evolve in an environment where your neighbors had more shit than you (or the other tribes had more shit than you even) and also didn't give a shit about you and people feel lonely.
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>>92207410
I'm not going to sit here and be lectured by a literal furfaggot.
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>>92222319
look up reciprocal altruism and group selection
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>>92222404
I've looked it up, unfortunately the very pronounced sexual dimorphism in humans makes it clearly BS, at least in this case.
Same goes for >>92222381 on evopsych, BTW.
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>>92213647

Tumblr's raging as well, so it can't be them who posted this: >>92204930

Though they are raging because they are triggered by heterosexual pairings.
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>>92222381
I argue that the nuclear family is the biggest culprit. For the sake of selling more real estate and appliances and generally boosting consumerism, the narrative got pushed that a nuclear family is better than the extended family. In an extended family you have a much larger support group, even if both parents are working there's still plenty of people on hand to help raise the kids, there's a wider breadth of experience so even if Dad isn't good at home repairs Uncle Larry can take care of that and impart those skills to the kids, and kids get to experience gradually increasing responsibility as they grow up since there's more cooking, cleaning, laundry and shit for them to assist with
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>>92222381
>for most of our existence as a species we were really egalitarian and this whole hierarchy and property stuff is brand new shit.

Based upon studies of current pre-ag groups, there is quite a bit of variance, but pretty much all of them are more egalitarian, and once humans began to settle down in agricultural societies, hierarchies definitely became more rigid and oppressive. Property is definitely a relatively new concept.

>Honestly I think it's probably why so many people are stressed and depressed 24-7.

Agreed. Everybody is so disconnected and struggling to achieve or working a meaningless job instead of performing meaningful labor in a way that's integrated with family and community life. On top of that, in the West at least there's no real 'purpose' to life now that those community roles are gone and people are becoming increasingly atheistic or attached to materialist interpretations of religion. It's sad; even though we objectively have a higher quality of life, so many people are suffering.
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>>92222456
Bonobos are also markedly sexually dimorphic which doesn't make them non-egalitarian at all or invalidate group selection or reciprocal altruism, actually non-egalitarianism doesn't invalidate group selection so I'm not sure what you're on about. Bees are the biggest clear example of group selection, sort of the prime example, so I don't get your meaning.

Likewise reciprocal altruism is something all social animals and even many non-social ones have in common (chimpanzees display it) so it was clearly evolutionarily advantagous. Your view is highly simplisitic, narrow, and outdated, as well.
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>>92202565
The hate is fucking stupid.

I'm happy for Jack. All the shit he's been through. Over 50 years of it. And he's finally found some love.

I'm a lonely nerd just like all the haters too. But I'm happy for Jack and I thought it was great that he finally can find some happiness.

My only fear is that since the whole will they/won't they dynamic is taken away, the show could take a dip in quality. But hey, there's only two episodes left. And the final episode is sure to be devote to the final fight with Aku. So I'm not too worried about dramatic tension being lost since there's so little time left.

Fuck the haters, man, seriously. I'm so glad Samurai Jack came back after all these years - they're sabotaging the legacy of a great series.
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>>92222597
>Agreed. Everybody is so disconnected and struggling to achieve or working a meaningless job instead of performing meaningful labor in a way that's integrated with family and community life.

Pretty much the way I feel. I'm not even placing a value judgement on it but I feel like most people incorrectly attribute their shitty lives to random other people or groups and don't realize the real reasons they're so miserable and alone all the time, which is this. It's one reason people need to medicate or self medicate to function so often I suspect, and is some kind of evolutionary mismatch. Also why people are so willing and eager to join a group, any group, even if it's violent and crazy and asks them to die for it. They're missing that earlier healthier group.
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>>92221767

> ahahahaha, just look it up champ. Women are not only meeting men in most STEM BSc and PhD fields but surpassing them in some. Or are you afraid to because the facts don't align with your fragile worldview?

https://pastebin.com/7neTkqpP

Keep on Weuzzin.
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>>92202565
Not that it's hard to do, but how did Jack piss off the tumblr?

I guess I'm the only one here who unironically loves everything in this show?
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>>92222636
>Bonobos
Wikipedia says bonobos "use recreational sex to reinforce social bonds and reduce aggression". Does that sound remotely like humans to you?
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>>92222760
I completely agree. I suspect it's the reason why you see all these weird subcultures and new age spiritualities popping up; it's a naive attempt to fill some of the gaping holes in our societal/cultural structure. Unfortunately these are issues that probably won't be fixed, at least not until they boil over. Take care of yourself, anon.
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>>92222841

Not them but this seems to vary by culture, I remember that ins India more than 40% of IT and computer degrees are earned by women even though there's lotta sexism there and in Latin America I think half of scientific researchers are women, seems to just be the country.
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>>92222903
actually that sounds exactly like college to me
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>>92222636
What are you getting at here? Our original argument was about women not doing their fair share of work. Do you actually think group selection or reciprocal altruism can change that?
>Your view is highly simplistic, narrow, and outdated, as well.
No, your view ignores harsh reality in favor of a more optimistic but ultimately misguided viewpoint.
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>>92222941
Those are not developed countries.
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>>92222381
>>92222760
>>92222597

Your barbarian life was nasty, brutish, and short. And lost out anyway.
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>>92222841
>links of random ass articles
>no actual statistics on degree attainment

Nice work.

http://www.catalyst.org/knowledge/women-sciences

And the gap will continue to close. Girls are already outperforming boys in primary and secondary education achievement. It's only a matter of time before the higher education gap closes like it has in countries that teach girls to value STEM at a young age, e.g. Iran and India.
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>>92223185
>Those are not developed countries.
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>>92223180
It was, but that doesn't mean that life wasn't meaningful compared to the isolated, empty existence that Westerners live in. Nobody was advocating a return to hunter-gatherer life, just commenting on the problems with contemporary Western social structures.
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>>92223213
But aren't said problems inherent to the shift from hunter-gatherer life?
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>>92223207
And? They don't have a gap in STEM achievement and produce incredible scientists and engineers of both genders. The US has closed the gender gap in some fields and is continuing to close it in others.
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>>92223185

> And the gap will continue to close. Girls are already outperforming boys in primary and secondary education achievement.

Pandering and "Social Sciences."
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>>92223234
Of course.
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>>92222864
I also simply love the show. I think there are some issues, but there are only 2 episodes I haven't really enjoyed.
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>>92223245
"I don't like what the facts are so I waved them away with an explanation pulled out of my ass even though there are actual well-established explanations available"
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>>92223213

> It was, but that doesn't mean that life wasn't meaningful compared to the isolated, empty existence that Westerners live in.

Yes, I'm sure some savages pretending the sun or whatever can talk is the pinnacle of civilization.

Also:

>crying about some Westerners with hurt fees fees
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>>92223239
My point is that when countries become developed, the (real) gender gap ALWAYS increases, and massively at that. And the (again, real) gender gap is certainly not closing in developed countries.
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>>92223263
Which means they are essentially unfixable, does it not?
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>>92223326

"SOCIAL SCIENCES ARE TOTALLY DA REEL SCIENCES"
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>>92223263

Tell me when you plan to move to a mudpit filled with savages (or darkies).
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>>92223360
>My point is that when countries become developed, the (real) gender gap ALWAYS increases, and massively at that.

Wew need some evidence for that one.

>And the (again, real) gender gap is certainly not closing in developed countries.

Wrong. http://d3i6fh83elv35t.cloudfront.net/newshour/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Cummins.bachelors-degrees-1024x553.png
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>>92223457
That graph literally proves my point. Thanks, anon!
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>>92223457

>Women fall behind in actual science

Whoops.
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>>92223402
Nobody was talking about social sciences you retard. Learn how to read.
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>>92223492
>fall behind

They're catching up after only being allowed STEM as a viable career for the past few decades after being barred from it for lord knows how long.
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>>92222965
Actual, peer-reviewed studies of college students disagree with you, anon. You're full of shit.
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>>92223559

Women lag behind in the "hard" (actual) sciences.
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>>92223577

>Men are keeping them down

Sure tumblrina. Wuz they kangz too?
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>>92223696
Wow, another tumblr & we wuz post. /pol/ is going all out tonight.
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>>92223714

>pretending board isn't infested with Leftys

>Being sore about kangz

Here's a bonus:

http://no-maam.blogspot.ca/2007/02/what-is-marxism-and-how-does-it-work.html?m=1
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>>92203025
You might have colourblindness seek help.
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>>92223829
Wow, you're going full retard tonight, /pol/. Keep it up, senpai.
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>>92223860

>Marxism has nothing to do with feminism

>Marx Dindu Nuffin.
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>>92223960
Now you're putting words in my mouth. You're going all out /pol/.
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>>92203719
This to be honest

Anyone who actually thought Jack would forsake the people, places, and events of the future is far dumber than this token case of rustled jimmies would suggest.
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>>92223960
you, please don't shit up /co/ with politics

>>92223971
you, get the fuck back to tumblr
>>
Reminder.
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>>92224411
genndy might be a jew, but he's an alright jew in my books
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>>92224447
>a slav Jew
Theyre not really liked by other jews in the first place.
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This thread has convinced me that /co/ is actually some kind of autistic dating platform for tumblr and /pol/ to meet.
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>>92202565
>we
That's not how it works when everyone is anonymous you little shit. Also, that pic is pure bait, all the butthurt tumblrina posts in that thread gets refuted by everyone.

Next time you try to start an outrage thread then pick something that's not as easily debunked.
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>>92202884
fucking kek
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>>92209723
I don't know man. First episode of the whole show montages through his first 10-15 years of life with him going all over the world and meeting all kinds of people, and over the past 50 years, Jack has met a whole variety of people and creatures both good and bad. I don't think it's fair to say he is lacking in any social intelligence.
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https://evolutionistx.wordpress.com/2015/06/08/no-hunter-gatherers-were-not-peaceful-paragons-of-gender-equality/

Hobbes beats Rousseau.
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https://notpoliticallycorrect.me/2016/05/15/there-is-such-a-thing-as-a-male-and-female-brain/

We Wuz Not Sciences?
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>>92202565
>grrrr I will destroy Genndy!!! I am anonymoose!!!!
kek, those posts reek of either an angsty 16yo or a basement-dwelling neckbeard
Either way, it's cringe-inducingly autistic.
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>>92228038
>bumping your own thread hoping for any ragedrama

Go back to tumblr.
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>>92207067
>cliche romance
If it's so unexpected, then how is it cliche?
also
>implying father-daughter relationships weren't overused as fuck in this decade
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>>92223960
Other anon here: Marxism literally does have nothing to do with feminism, as the strongly anti-feminist USSR showed. But keep listening to American propaganda, I'm sure it's informative.
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>>92209187
>I wouldn't mind the romance if the love interest was a better character. Jack could have anybody
But thematically they're a perfect match.
Ashi is basically reverse Jack.
Both were robbed of their childhood and raised to fulfill a single purpose and nothing more.
Both failed their respective missions and lost their way, for better or worse.
Both had to go through inner struggles to transform into a better person.
Both needed someone they could rely on.
They complete each other.
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>>92221391
>why would Jack despite his half-century of experience not notice the obvious telltale signs
He did though.
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>>92209735
>could've had edgy GUTS Samurai Jack
For the last time, Jack is not Guts and he shouldn't be Guts.
Those dark first three episodes were supposed to be a phase Jack needs to recover from, not the setting for the whole series.
I mean for fuck's sake, what part
>GOTTA GET BACK
you don't understand?
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>>92223457
>>92223480
>>92223492
>>92223402
>>92223326
>>92223245
>>92223239
>>92223185
How did we get on to this
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>>92228536
It's a bait thread, nothing posted here is relevant to /co/-

inb4
>b-but jack!
OP doesn't want to talk about the show, he justs wants to piss people off, and SJ spam is the current equivalnt of Tiny Pastel Horse spam so that's what he's using as bait.
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>>92228377
You could just as much argue he needs the stabiity of home lie to center him and complete him.

His opposite is someone who has found peace in the chaos and forces Jack to sit under the shade of his own vine and fig tree.
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>>92220261

reminds me how we have failed to civilize all of the world and are now letting in men of different levels of civilization into our nations at the behest of the left that would not have any political power if we did not let women vote or have "voting" in the first place. and if you believe that all societies jobs can be handled by some limp wrist-ed faggot or a woman, you are sorely mistaken. "ditches must be dug" so to speak. farm and ranch work is mainly done by men. maintenance of our infrastructure is mainly done by men. the enforcement of our laws is mainly done by men. the concept of men being equal to women is a "moral" issue discovered by people who do not have to work for a living.
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>>92228536
/pol/tards never knowing when to shut the fuck up, as usual.
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>>92221391
>What the fuck was it with the team rocket Tony the Tiger's and why would Jack despite his half-century of experience not notice the obvious telltale signs. They literally spelled it out for them with the fucking letters on their shirts, which itself was a dumb gimmick.
Why are autists like you even watching this show?
>what's up with this black-and-white only shinobi fight, what a dumb gimmick
>what's up with bounty hunters' stories having different artstyles, what a dumb gimmick
>what's up with these unrealistic jumps, what a dumb gimmick
>what's up with these three archers killing a whole army, so unrealistic, what a dumb gimmick
>what's up with dividing this episode into 4 unrelated parts, what a dumb gimmick
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>>92228649
Jack is a wanderer, and it's not just because he's forced to be one. We can see him enjoying his journey and experiencing new strange things and sights plenty of times throughout the series. Even in the very first episode. He's curious of the world and likes traveling.
He's a nomad by nature, his home is wherever he finds friends. With a girl like him by his side he's at home everywhere.
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>>92228914
Not that anon, but all of those made sense in context. The first example just doesn't, like almost everything in this fanfic season I might add.
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>>92202565
The entire episode turns out to be a drug trip brought on by eating hallucinogenic sushi. Screencap this.
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>>92228672
If you think there's any work that "must" be done other than satisfying basic human needs, I've got some news for you buddy. Oh and BTW, the right is worse for men, but keep voting for them I guess.
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>>92229161
>made sense
What sense?
The whole point of any of these scenes was essentially to look unusually and entertaining.
The same goes for lettercats.
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>>92229359
Ah, you're one of those who didn't understand the original show when they were watching it. I see.
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>>92229409
Dude

It's a children's cartoon.
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>>92229409
>I have no arguments so I'll pretend I know something you don't like a pretentious cunt that I am
Oh please, do enlighten me.
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>>92222941
when being in IT its the only way to bring food in the table, its no surprise that alot of woman are going to IT professions.

Believe me, in india theres and increase of feminazi laws and culture, wich indirectly makes men less likely to settle witch the woman, so women doesnt have any other options than to work and IT its the one profession thats actually paying over there.

Dont forget that things are more complicated that when you see them in a simple way.

check the info about women in:
http://archive.is/LRe05

Quite enlightening actually.
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>>92229987
>increase of feminazi laws
Someone probably wants to send the message that raping women to death with iron poles isn't cool.
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