Batman #22 Storytime

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Tom Taylor Woo Woo

>>92049047
pretty good.

>>92049056
Holy fuck! The exposition boxes are worse than I expected!

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>>92049032
This comic gave me the feels.

>>92049032
I thought issue 21 was part 1?

>>92049082
It was, but it continued in Flash #21, keep up anon

>>92049082
Flash #21 was part 2

>>92049032
>Williamson
who the FUCK authorized this

>>92049032
fuck williamson he is shit why isnt the best comic writer of all time writing this

>>92049086
Months? Its been fucking years.

>>92049086
>Months
wut. It's been years since in-universe since Flash delivered the letter to Bruce hasn't it?

>>92049111
I wish Alan Moore was writing it too but he probably wouldn't work for the Big 2 even if they were holding his dick hostage

>>92049122
>>92049120
not anymore

>>92049086
Maybe Flash is experiencing what happened in Flashpoint with memories. Rebirth happened years ago but flash came into this reality post flashpoint a few months ago?

>>92049091
>>92049097
Aw shit, I bought both Batman and Flash #21 but I never read them cause I wanted to catch up with each.

>>92049144
>thomas telling his son to be a normal happy billionaire dad
looks like martha wasnt the only one who disliked bruce being in the family business

no joker Martha meeting bruce 6/10

>>92049160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWyB447vNjg

>>92049154
>>92049160
I feel like Williamson came up with this dialogue after watching Dark Knight Rises

>>92049160
F

>>92049167
is.. is that thawne

>>92049167
>That Thawne

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>>92049167
WARNING: INCOMING THAWNE

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>>92049177
BACK TO THE PAST FROM THE FUTURE

>>92049128
>a son
>singular
fuck you bruce, you adopted those boys fair and square

>Interested in the Watchmen crossover event
>Starts with DC Rebirth #1
>Have to read DC Rebirth Flash after that
>Then Batman #21
>Then Flash #something
>Etc
>Find out Rebirth #1 came out like a year ago
What the fuck is wrong with DC. Why did they introduce the beginings of a storyline only to not do anything with it for a year?
Why have they split the story up between random issues of random heroes?
What idiot though this was a good way to get people to read the event?

>>92049186
2 weeks norrin

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>>92049120
>>92049122

>>92049178
Or, you know, it's just a tribute/wink at the Nolan films.
Way better than Marvel's movie-film synergy if you ask me.

>>92049191
no he didnt

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>>92049186

Friendly reminder that Flash #22 has been delayed a week.

>>92049194
Sorry not even is a casual and understands this.

>>92049186
the one in convergence was the shitty druggie batdad so this was automatically better

>>92049077
I love how Bruce is completely healed now

>>92049095
Why don't you look at me when we make love?

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>>92049197
>>92049211
Oh yeah, The Button Finale got delayed a week.

Check back in 2 weeks for "The Brave and The Mold" with Mitch Gerads!

Superman: >>92049213

>>92049186
The answer is so simple, why even make the poll?

Of course he stole them.

>>92049128
>a son
>no mention of his daughter

DC is dead to me

>>92049194
>Have to read DC Rebirth Flash after that
not really, this is the first time it's being directly addressed

Titans and Superman are more relevant to the storyline than Flash

>>92049194
It's not an event. Not yet.
They're still only teasing now. Think of it like the pre-Avengers-One after-credits in "old" Marvel films.
You said it yourself. It's only, what, 4 books right now. Is that really too hard?

>random issues of random heroes?
Flash is the marque hero of any Crisis-level DC events.
And Batman, come on, really, do you have to ask?

>>92049229
Helena Wayne is Earth-2, not Earth-0

>>92049232
>Titans are relevant

What book have you been reading?

>>92049144
Damn, son.

>>92049229
he doesnt have a daughter

>>92049222
he did fall through time

>>92049257
well the first arc of Titans was a heck of a lot more relevant than Flash has been up to this point

>>92049167
oh fuck

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>>92049191
>>92049208 he's adopted Dick, Tim, fake Tim, and Cass
if both Tim and fake Tim are adopted, there the same, but they're completely different I'm confused again

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>>92049160
>They don't hug
>They don't even shake hands
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Williamson
Christ, and this cross over started out so promising too. Batman #21 was Kino. But Flash #21 and Batman #22 has just been boring and crap. Why couldn't they just have had King to all of it?

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>>92049255
>Helena Wayne

wrong!

>>92049123
>Those arms
Even as a doctor Thomas was buff as fuck

>>92049274
he never adopted any of them. dick was like 16 when he took care of him, and he might adopt cass but not yet

>>92049107
Fuck Bruce! We don't need your gay ass no killing bullshit here.

>>92049177
>>92049186
IT WAS ME BARRY I WAS THE BUTTON

>>92049283
>batman #21 kino
>wasted time on some bitch spazzing over hockey
>batman landing a hit on thawne at all

nah

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>>92049186
Zoom right now

>>92049086
So for this brief moment, just for this issue of this book the main DC universe is again the Flashpoint???

>>92049086
>someone else... something else...

ENOUGH

>>92049284
cass is just some girl he fights crime with

>>92049269
But thats not true.

>>92049086
>>92049309
ollie kept the flashpoint earth around?

>>92049301
That's the typical Watchmen formula
>Batman hit Thawne REEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh, I see why you're mad. You're an autist.

>>92049305
it's an aftershock, a duplicate.

Like the file sitting inside the recycle bin before being emptied

>>92049324
watchman was a shit story

>>92049316
considering Flash has had zero relevance and Titans had tangential relevance at the least, yes it is

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>>92049144
This hit me harder than it should've.

>>92049329
Well if you hate Watchmen then obviously you wouldn't care for this cross over event either. So why should I care what you think about any of this?

>>92049292
He's back to being post-IC Batman, remember? He officially adopted all those kids. Only Cass can be said to be definitively erased because only she's been reset. Jason may have been post-mortem, though, I remember there being something odd about it when they added that retcon in LotDK.

>Thomas didn't tell Bruce his mom was the joker
it's shit

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>>92049086
>someone else...something else

>>92049343
I care because I wanted to see thawne wreck shit, and jay

>>92049292
Dick, Jason, Tim and Cass have been legally adopted

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>>92049190
Let me tell you a tale about the past that was once the future long ago in the future time before the dinosaurs...

>>92049347
there's no indication of that, they are just wards except damian

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>>92049363

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>>92049086
>something else
hey how's it going

>>92049379
he got left in a pocket universe while para hal escaped

no joker Martha and bruce meeting...... oh well what we still made me sad.

>>92049389
what happened to bleed braniac?

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>>92049334
>Barry and Bruce promise to investigate the mysterious button.
>Event is about the mysterious button

yup. Flash coming in from left field on this.

>>92049395
The bitch dead.

>>92049191
yes, many sons but...
Thomas is only grandfather of one of them, the only true Wayne... Damian Wayne.

>>92049397
he siphoned off the energy and took the place of his post fp self

>>92049395
she died before barry left

>>92049395
I thought Tom finally bit the bullet and killed her

>>92049404
Dr. M and Joker never truly dies anon they coulda bullshitted it

>>92049399
>literally only mentioned in the Rebirth issue then never again until now
Did I say Flash is out of left field? I'm just saying this is the first time Flash has been a relevant book since the beginning of Rebirth

>>92049416
>>92049417
see >>92049419

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>>92049144
A GREAT page.
Gonna call my dad...

>>92049417
no she went crazy and fell into a pit when she learned bruce was batman

>>92049155
deleted file? WHY?

>>92049186
Fuck yeah, they'll save Eobard and he won't have died at all

>>92049427
the only thing that changed was after barry left

>>92049417
Technically she leapt off a cliff, I believe.

>>92049440
image in the middle of storytime

>>92049160
>>92049154
>>92049144
Wanted to see a hug, but this is a good send off.
Hope we see you in another great story Batdad.

THIS IS BULLSHIT IT WAS ALREADY GONNA BE A CRISIS YOU COULD HAVE KILLED THOMAS LATER! Christ now we never get to see the Bat Boys meet their grandpa. You could have done so much with just a single issue for each Bat Book with everyone meeting Thomas and being cute fucking christ you goddamn assholes.

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>>92049455
ah, didn't realise that wasn't kosher. Fair enough.

>>92049420
This is the first time they are dealing with the Rebirth mystery. So they are dealing with it in the most relevant books

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>>92049177
>>92049186

Fucking time traveling kekakus!

>>92049448
We got a god (doctor M) who is fucking around with things. he's just being petty like he only starts erasing the reality after bruce meets his father. Doctor M shoulda been really mean and revived her so bruce could be even more traumatized seeing both his parents again. its a stupid thing but I wanted that.

>>92049455
THANK YOU.

>>92049498
I was just responding to the anon thinking you needed to read all of Flash to be up to speed for this

and you don't because it wasn't relevant before now

>>92049501
Thawne is getting rused. But he thinks he is in keikaku mode. Fascinating swerve

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>>92049167
OH FUCK

>>92049144
>>92049136
>>92049154
>>92049160
capekino as fuck. I love this

>>92049186
So he goes and tries to fight Manhattan just to be easily murdered back in the past Batman issue, right?

>>92049501
This is truley the power of Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

>>92049144
Aw, that's sweet. He thinks Damian's a regular kid.

>>92049154
>>92049160
I hope he got to stab Manhattan in the dick a little before getting disintegrated

>>92049160
BRAVO NOLAN

>>92049063
>recapping an entire event that was more than 5 years ago on a single page
Jesus christ Batfags will bitch about anything.

>>92049413
so does he also remember?

>>92049567
yeah he knows about convergence

>>92049572
cool so we have a villain that remembers

>>92049565
>Needing to know any of that gibberish to enjoy this story

>>92049086
MONTHS? Fucks you, DC.

>>92049224
>got delayed
I'm completely convinced DC just pushed it back to fuck with Marvel's hydracap thing

>>92049047
Why is his mouth so low? It makes him look like am onkey.

>>92049167
Damn I thought it was wonder woman at first.

>>92049144
>>92049154
>>92049160
Damn, these hit me hard. See you later Batdad.

>>92049610
90% sure next issue will be Dr.M's first Dc universe appearance. Moving it to fuck with The Secret Empire #2 that has some sort of game changing reveal that they promised. Dc you Cheeky bastards

>>92049587
Presumably it will become relevant that the timeline still existed for as long as it did

>>92049654
>implying that can compete with hydra cap
remember rebirth was a trail run, marvel wins

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>>92049160
So is this how it usually works?

>>92049194
>being this openly casual
It's not an event. It's a fixing of the last 5 years.

Anybody have injustice? I cant find it anywhere here

>>92049668
Big Blue Dicks > Nazis doing Nazi things anon

>>92049063
>>92049587
>complaining about awesome comic lore and words in a comic

kill yourself

>>92049654
>>92049694
I really hope they go full dong, that would definitely overshadow HydraCap

>>92049694
>hydra
>nazi's

and I was mocking Rich from Bleeding Cool, that's what he said about hydra cap first being revealed

>>92049587
If you had no idea what Flashpoint was then you'd have no idea who this other Batman was or understand the revelation that it's not an alternate timeline or universe.

>>92049668
Fuck you Rich.

>>92049194
>>Interested in the Watchmen crossover event

Its not a Watchmen crossover event and was never advertised as such. Your an idiot if you think it is.

>>92049228
Oh dude, I just realized. What if at the end, they all reach Doc Manhattan and get ready for the final battle, and he's wearing the red trunks to cover up his blue wang and that was his ultimate plan in removing 10 years and fucking with time in the DC Universe?

I keep imagining Bruce being voiced by Kevin Conroy and Tom being voiced by Bruce Greenwood.

>>92049752
10 full pages of AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>92049056
What even happened to Flashpoint at the end of Convergence? I know it's impact on the on-going clusterfuck that is the DC multiverse soon became pretty uneven. But the world wasn't intended to still exist as one of the new earths, like how they used that Justice Riders elseworlds to justify a steampunk cowboy world, right?

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>>92049428
Do it anon.

>>92049373
yes there is indication of that you dunce

>>92049269
Up to this point neither had gotten anywhere. Now The Flash, Barry, is actually neck deep in the overarching plot while the Titans are fucking around with the Fearsome Five and Deathstroke ie the most rehashed garbage ever.

Titans is a joke.

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>>92049752
>only Superman's super shorts are powerful enough to contain me

>>92049790
have faith in Priest, comrade

>>92049716
if theres a censor bar or its pixilated I'm going to be mad

>>92049720
I was being a smartass too. I know hydra isn't actually nazis

>>92049123
I kind of feel like there should be more physical differences between Bruce and Thomas beyond just a preference for red or yellow and spiky shoulders.

They should have made Thomas more buff in order to make up for his old age and therefore lower speed.

>>92049803
I mean Priest is fine but you can't deny that Titans is just back to the same old same old shit that they've been retreading for 40 years.

It's a joke. Might as well have let Wally die at the end of DCU Rebirth. Would've been better than what we got now.

>>92049820
But Deathstroke with The Speedforce though

>>92049753
you just brought tears to my eyes
sniff

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>>92049076
Don't interrupt a storytime you donut.
>captcha related
>It's you

>>92049186

Thanks Norrin, you're the best thing coming out of DC Rebirth.

>>92049844
dumb phoneposter

that keyboard tho

>>92049194
>EVENT
No i am not gonna start a consolefight here.

>>92049144
>Be a Father to your son
Bit late for that

>>92049301
>bitch
That was Saturn Girl and presumably a fuck ton of foreshadowing

>>92049852
I wish 4chan was more like Clover.

I would sometimes browse comic threads specifically because of how easy the image browsing is on it.

>>92049162
Of course. How would you feel if you knew that your son had damned himself to a life of pain and misery, never allowing himself a moment's happiness. Sure, he's doing a lot of good, but would you be happy with that knowledge?

And Bruce won't stop this. It's bigger than him or his parents now. Fact of the matter is the Batman has done a lot of good not just for Gotham, but for the world as well. He's a member of the Justice League. He's no Superman or Flash, but his contributions HAVE made a difference. He can't turn away from that anymore.

>>92049301
>It's been weeks and people still take the hockey scene literally

>>92049837
Sounds awful to me. Deathstroke wank is the worst shit. I'm sure the Titans will massively job out to him all over again, showing absolutely no growth as people or heroes. Because you gotta keep Deathstroke's jobber aura going.

>>92049890
Yeah, it's pretty solid. Probably even better on a tablet since you could see more detail.

>>92049820
But we have Blaqualad again! And now he likes dick!

>>92049892
Batman is way more important than The Flash when it comes to saving the world. The Flash has never been relevant in a JL comic. He's wallpaper at best.

>>92049144

There's only room for One Batman... no the world would be better off... without Batmen.

>>92049887
>>92049368
Dick and Jason were never adopted. I don't know what the legality of it all was, but apparently that was okay back then? When Bruce took in Tim after his dad died, he said something about how he can't legally take Tim in without adopting him or something like that.

He wanted to adopt Cassandra, but then that retarded storyline ruined everything. And then he went and died for a while. And then she moved to Japan. And then the world was rebooted. It still fucking pisses me off.

>>92049938
What? I'm talking about Titans.

Teen Titans is fine I guess, though I wish Black Wally wasn't around (I'd prefer Bart and Iris).

>>92049167
The Incoming Thawne is so cute.

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>>92049852
I dunno if that is a compliment or not but it's just Google keyboard with pic related as a wallpaper.

>>92049949
Even if he didn't legally adopt them they're his kids, dude. In the same way that Alfred is Bruce's dad.

>>92049949
Dick was formally adopted in an issue of Gotham Knights, as an adult. Jason was adopted off-panel but they referenced it in New Teen Titans and Legends of the Dark Knight, I think.

>>92049222
SPEED FORCE

>>92049716
The dong will have an entire splash page

>>92049186

So Eobard's like "I SAW GOD!, NOW IM GOING TO GO PUNCH HIS FUCKING BLUE DICK AT SUPER SPEED!"

This is crazy

Not better than the time Booster Gold was driving the time machine while drunk and hit the cosmic treadmill

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>>92049950
Wally x Donna thou

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>>92049924
it makes him steal the ff's costumes

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>>92049128
>a son

WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP TRYING TO DISMISS HIS ADOPTED KIDS RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>92050005
You wouldn't do the same?

>>92050023
I hope Slade tries to bang Terra again and gets cucked by Rose

>>92049994
>>92049949
Is that shit with Tim actually being a witness protection kid turned crimefighter using an alias still being referenced or what?

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>>92049194
>DC is fixing their comic line and giving all their writers time to craft their stories before plunging into a massive event
>this fucking guy wants to dive right in

Go back to Marvel.

>>92050015
Titans love drama is again their overused garbage. Here's the list of overused Titans garbage.

Deathstroke is back! And he's more dangerous than ever!

Which Titan will BETRAY THE OTHERS?!?!?!

Which Titan will DIE?

Trigon and Raven! Raven and Trigon!

Who's banging who?!?!

Yo man Jericho might be insane someone should check on that.

Are the Titans GOOD ENOUGH to be the successors of the amazing Justice League?! Find out!


This is all Titans has done since Wolfman/Perez. It's a garbage fire. The one time in recent memory it wasn't that was the beginning of Titans during Rebirth -- but even that was just a fucking remake of Terminal Velocity without the stuff that made Terminal Velocity good.

>>92049144
>>92049154
>>92049160
THIS IS COMIC KINO

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>>92049186
Thawne's gonna kill the Comedian a second time?

So this is gonna end in a reboot too, right? Why is DC so reboot-happy? New 52 was only like six years ago.

>>92050085
no. Why would it?

also DC has only rebooted 3 times in the past 30 years

>>92050037
Wait, is he not living with his dad across the street from Wayne Manor with the secret tunnel in his closet to the Batcave?

>>92050052
Don't defend the retarded idea of the Watchmen crossover and don't defend garbage writers like Williamson, Humphries or Jurgens.

>>92049817

The problem with that is that as a younger man, Bruce should have a greater ability to build and maintain muscle as well, and his frame is solid, so unless Thomas has a stupid large frame and was an absolute giant of a man, that also wouldn't work.

Although you could excuse it and give him more muscle if he's taking t boosters, which makes sense.

>>92050037
yes

>>92050092
not since his dad died

>>92050094
hey fuck you Green Lanterns is great

>>92050037
Last I remember was him visiting his parents in Batman and Robin Eternal.
Or was it Robin War? I'm pretty sure it was BRE.

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>>92050053
Do u have no heart anon? Did the titans hurt u as a kid?

>>92050063
no he's going for big blue dick

>>92050113
bre

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>>92050094
>>92050085
>>92049194

>>92050114
I was just expecting more after the Wally return and have been intensely disappointed. They even reverted to doing Donna Troy origin shenanigans. It's like some sort of sickness infected the franchise and now Wally's stuck in said sickness because of Barry.

>>92050085
It's probably going to be more akin to Infinite Crisis where they write back in a lot of stuff they wrote out in the previous reboot.

So less of a reboot and more of a massive retcon.

>>92050026
Damian is the only one that turned out ok and is actually his son and a real Wayne

>>92050035
I'd laugh

>>92050103
Well I figure Bruce would be more about balance. Being too bulky isn't always an advantage in his line of work. And he can make up for inferior bulk with gadgets and tech, something that Thomas has less of.

I just kinda want more distinction between the two. If they wore the exact same costume, you wouldn't be able to tell them apart.

>>92050161
Yeah, dying is the optimal life trajectory a parent wants for their kid.

>>92050161
Damian's turned out horribly. He's an anti social, violence reliant monster.

Whereas Dick Grayson is best friends with everyone in the world.

>>92050141
well donna troy origin things started in the DcYou run of Wonder Woman

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>>92050133
>*blocks your path*

>>92050187
>donna troy origin things started in the DcYou run of Wonder Woman
spot the casual

>>92050187
Yeah, which they rightfully discarded at the start of Titans.

then 10 issues later they bring it back and make it messier than ever. Because they CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES. Writers can't stop from rehashing every generic Titans plot imaginable. Now we're getting a fucking Deathstroke crossover, whoopdeedo.

>>92050192
Is he even that big a deal as far as DC goes? I mean, he seems lower on the radar than the Anti-Monitor.

>>92050182
dick grayson is a mary sue
no one is proud of mary sues

>>92049047
>Don't talk to me or my son ever again

>>92050217
If a Mary Sue existed in real life you'd love them. It's inherent in their quality.

Maybe you don't like Dick because he's a Mary Sue but if he is then Batman should be incredibly proud and loving of his super son.

>>92050193
I shoulda said Restarted I know they were a thing before

>>92050197
I think the point of the crossover is to make black Wally turn bad like his father but I do get ur point

>>92050192
I SAW GOD AGAIN *Proceeds to die again*

>>92050236
>being proud of a kid that hates your guts and constantly complains about how you ruined his life

nah
even Jason complains less and he has more rights to be upset at Batman

>>92050255
but Batman also got Damian killed

although I guess he didn't go on a Darkseid-punching crusade to get Jason back

>>92050083
>>92050203

Why Do You Type Like This You Autist?

>>92049111
bcuz Bendis doesn't write for DC

>>92050282
don't respond to Damifag

>>92050266
>Batman also got Damian killed

no he didn't?
he isn't the one that made him Robin in the first place
he also closed him in the batcave to keep him safe but they let him escape and when Dick found him at wayne tower he told him to stay instead of going away

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>>92050161
Wait so, Dick's well-adjusted, friendly, and a cop and Tim's mild mannered, also friendly and is going to college (I think? Or was this retconned?) but the socially and emotionally stunted sociopathic 13 year old that no one can tolerate and who's murdered people is the 'only one that turned out ok'.

>>92050230
You posted this in the preview yesterday, it wasn't funny then either Autist.

>>92049144
>It's not time to make a change, just relax, take it easy

>>92050091
Wasn't 52 a reboot?
Wasn't Year Zero a reboot? (this one I actually don't know because I stopped reading after 52)
Wasn't that Hal-goes-crazy-and-erases-reality a reboot?
Wasn't FLASHPOINT a reboot????
I haven't even listed the CRISIS events yet.
Jesus! Please tell me you're just a dumb casual and the shill-trolling isn't actually this asinine.

>>92049277
>>92049472
>>>/lgbt/

>>92050336
>No
>No
>Continuity fixer
>Yes

>>92050336
Hal getting a murderboner led into Zero Hour.

>>92050336
no (unless you mean NEW 52 but then that's just Flashpoint)
no
no
yes

the only actual continuity reboots are Crisis on Infinite Earths and Flashpoint. Everything else is just retconning.

it is you who is the casual, apparently

>>92050336
>Wasn't 52 a reboot?
Not at all
>Wasn't Year Zero a reboot? (this one I actually don't know because I stopped reading after 52)
No. It wasn't even an event or a crossover. Are you retarded?
>Wasn't that Hal-goes-crazy-and-erases-reality a reboot?
Yes
>Wasn't FLASHPOINT a reboot????
Yes

>>92050336
Please tell me you're just a dumb casual and the shill-trolling isn't actually this asinine.

>>92049032
>Manhattan brought back the Flashpoint universe just so he could kill it in front of Bruce and Barry as a warning not to meddle in his experiments

What a bastard

>>92050336
>Wasn't Year Zero a reboot?
That was a Riddler story. What kind of stupid are you?

>>92050321
>13 year old kid going through his edgy phase
Nothing wrong here meanwhile Dick is an adult that can't keep a stable relationship, has daddy issues constantly and is a liar when convenient

Tim is a faggot and no one likes him

>>92050354
I'm sorry your father sexually abused you anon...
But you know some of us really love and respect our fathers.

>>92050378
its entirely possible it was basically a petri dish he was observing, and he threw it out when he noticed the sample had been contaminated

>>92050243
>I think the point of the crossover is to make black Wally turn bad like his father but I do get ur point

I don't really care for Black Wally so that's cold comfort.

>>92050379
Riddler, reboot, they both start with R

>>92050369
Well, and vaguely Showcase #4

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>>92050411
>≧∀≦)ﾉ
>the Caps At The Beginning Of Every Word In A Sentence anon
>that one 13 year old that still somehow hasn't been banned
>'Timfag pls' spammers
>shotafags/Damijon shippers

Holy shit, why exactly is Damian's fanbase so cancerous on here?

You know, I actually really liked Flashpoint.

>>92050477
I liked the Booster Gold and GL tie-ins.

>>92049177
Wow mark thanks for reminding me somethih i just fucking read 2 weeks ago

>>92050141
I wouldnt worry. Wally and Donna is just a solace rebound for the former that'll end disastrously and he'll be on target with Linda again probably before Rebirth ends

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>>92049144
I love you, DC!

Batman 022 (2017) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Faessla).cbz
http://www73.zippyshare.com/v/2NtvRwLW/file.html

>>92050597
One issue isn't my complaint. Here's how Titans have gone so far.

Terminal Velocity rehash -> Fearsome Five Rehash -> Deathstroke Rehash -> TRAITOR rehash -> H.I.V.E rehash.

We know what's coming up and nothing is original or interesting. It's just the same shit that caused Titans to fail multiple times. I'm just waiting for the sales to drop below 30k and for them to start killing Titans for shock value to completely repeat the depressing failure that is post crisis Titans.

Batman 022 (2017) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Faessla).cbz
http://www73.zippyshare.com/v/2NtvRwLW/file.html

>>92049144
>>92049154
>>92049155
Damn, pretty good. You can see this was plotted out for King with all these emotional beats and heavy shit but Williamson did a good job here.

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>>92049949
>Dick and Jason were never adopted
Jason was and still is (he is the only one actually).

Though, I don't understand why you dudes are offended by this because I don't think his adopted son cares about meeting Thomas nor the Wayne legacy while Damian does.

>>92050465
>here
Oh, you poor soul...

>>92050323
I wasn't even home yesterday nor I had the time to browse /co/.
Sorry for not being "original", but you should realize the point of memes is literally the opposite

>>92049167

>SOMEONE STOLE TIME FROM US TO HURT US

Ouch. So this means that SM/WW was to hurt both Superman and Wonder Woman.

>>92050808
And the readers.

>>92049347

Jason was adopted when he met Bruce. Dick was adopted decades later. Tim was adopted after Jack Drake died. Cass was adopted after the mess storyline that almost ruined the character.

>>92049292

Dick was adopted in the New 52.

>>92049775
What is this a reference to?

>>92050807
maybe stop being such a meme-spouting fuckboy then

>>92049177
>*Thawne was killed last issue two weeks ago
OK, thanks, I guess?

>>92050858
No, he wasn't. Neither Tim or Cass.

This anon was right >>92050781. Only one was adopted and he still goes by his family name so there no need to get mad about the whole issue.

>>92050336
>52
Not a reboot
>Year Zero
Not a reboot
>Hal-goes-crazy-and-erases-reality
Not a reboot
>FLASHPOINT
At the time yes but Rebirth has un-rebooted it.

>calling other people casual
I really hope you're just baiting.

>>92050884
Rebirth is a continuity fix, it's not un-rebooting anything

>>92050864
Thawne is a meme Barry DONT YOU SEE YOU CANT KILL A MEME, AN IDEA, A LIFESTYLE

>>92050878

Dick said he was adopted in Nu52 NIGHTWING,

>>92050905
When?

>>92050892
>it's not un-rebooting anything
Yes it has. It's changed the New-52 from being an alternate timeline/universe into being the exact same one as pre-Flashpoint filled with literally the same people.

>>92049186
>Blue lens flare on the button.

MANHATTAN!

>>92050914

In Nightwing ongoing that was being published during the New 52.

>>92050946
Show me the panel, smartass.

Moore was right about people like Johns only being able to survive by stealing the garbage of other people

>>92050955

I don't have the comic. It's right before Death of the Family.

>>92050964
Go back to your shitty Johns hate thread faggot.

>>92050972
>I don't have the comic
If you don't have it, then how do you know it happened?

>>92050983
why? I am here to discuss how stupid is this whole watchmen thing and how it shows how dead capeshit comics are

>>92050987

Because i've read it, dumb dumb.

>>92051001
......

Yeah, I'm now convinced that you have no source.

>>92051025

What's your deal? Just go read the comic. Dick's adopted in the New 52.

Do you really think they'd left that out when he's the First Robin?

>>92049116
>Barry relegated to fixing the thing instead of punching everyone out in two seconds

>>92049615
It's a style dude. All his art looks like this

>>92050884
For fuck's sake,
a REBOOT is when the history of the entire company line is stopped, erased, and restarted with an all new history full of changes.
Sometimes it's a soft reboot with small changes, sometimes it's a stealth reboot with no attention drawn to what they're doing, and sometimes they hold a press conference and explain it all to the slow children among us.
It still counts even when you weren't awake when you read it.

Flashpoint was a reboot, it does not matter if it was rebooted away later on by another reboot.
They rewrote DC history, it's a reboot.
Hal LITERALLY ERASED DC'S HISTORY.
How is it possible that I have to explain this?
It's a reboot!
Year Zero, time-travel bullshit? Ooooooh, that's a reboot.
52 ...
They advertised it as a reboot.
What is it you're hanging your argument on here?
The new history had Starfire and Harley Quinn being degenerate sluts from day one.
You had to have noticed that.

>>92051031
You are the first and the only person who ever mentioned that and you haven't give us a proof besides "it happened in n52, believe it!". At least that anon who said that Jason Todd was adopted has given us a proof.

>Do you really think they'd left that out when he's the First Robin?
Yes, since his adoption completely got ignored in pre-n52.

>>92050998
>how dead capeshit comics are
Still you're here. Go read some literature anon, start with नाट्य शास्त्र. And stop being a fucking faggot.

>>92049086
>months
>not years
baka

>>92051111

Whatever. You can either read the comic or not. I don't care.

>>92050284
KEK

>>92051076
Zero Hour rebooted a total of like one book. It didn't rewrite much if any of the rest of DC's history.

>>92049144
>someone is stealing time from their existence
>didn't steal something back in return

>>92051076
If that's what constitutes a reboot then Marvel has also rebooted at least half a dozen times as well.

>>92049144
>we can save you
>you have
10/10

>>92051076
>Year Zero, time-travel bullshit?
Year Zero had no time travel. Year Zero was a story about an early Batman fighting the Riddler. Actually read the comics you discuss idiot.

>>92049154
>>92049144
>>92049160
whew
based
this is capekino

>>92049716
We all act as if he's gonna even look human anymore. Whatever happened when he created or altered the DC Universe, it's gonna be, power level wise, to Dr. Manhattan in Watchmen as Dr Manhattan was to his human self.

>>92049056
>I am Suicide
>Dadbats is also suicide
nice

>>92049047
Thomas is a really big guy...

>>92049186
Man 2 weeks is gonna be a killer until this is done ;-;

>>92049160
They should find Manhattan being punched by Thomas, then drag him back with them anyways.

>>92051205
Think about it, any other book's history that's even tangentially linked to that one book's history is also using a different new history now too, even if it's just rewriting the history of that one encounter between two characters. If that would have gone differently if the change had already been done, now it did.

>>92051219
Now you're getting it. Marvel's shameless when it comes to rewriting their history, it's pretty much continuous over there. They have characters just forget that they've been around since the sixties. And I once read a Marvel miniseries were a nobody character with cosmic powers rebooted the universe to make his personal history less shameful.

>>92051222
OMG! Are you saying Riddler has the power to destroy the space-time continuum?!??!?

>>92051391
The shitposting is strong with this one.

Why is so much of /co/ so easily swayed by "OH SHIT" moments instead of writing and stories? It's shit like that that leads to more giant clusterfuck crossovers where NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN

>>92050211
he can create life u pleb

>>92051480
I mean I think Williamson is a hack, this comic is mediocre at best and unnecessarily decompressed and wasted potential (this issue especially) but at the same time I do like simple things. The Bruce/Thomas moment is good and twist at the end screams Johnsssss. O don't know, conflicting feelings and I'm a glass half full kind of guy when I'm not being overly cynical.

>>92051532
I mean I don't hate this comic, it's alright for what it is, but with some of the reactions in this thread, you'd think it was the greatest comic to come out in years.

I can't believr we missed out on King writing this instead of Williamson.
Fuck

>>92049070
>If thomas hadn't noticed him, he would have blown his son up
That's some irony

>>92051574
People like to get hyped when consuming their media, over reacting to something is part of personal enjoyment and social interaction. It's when the hype has settled down people think about the stuff and realize the truth of it.

>>92049144
>Father and Son plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCQVnSOFqfM

>>92050335
>>92052184
;_;

>>92049032

I think Williamson did a good enough job. He nailed the Batdad moment and that's really the important thing for this issue.

>>92049032
is there a link to "the button" part 2?? I missed it...

>>92049144
>we can save you
>you have

I know its just a rip off of star wars but god damn if i dont tear up

>>92049032
Two questions. One, does the first pic mean that Martha also died and never became Joker?

And two, isn't bruce way too little upset he lost his father again?

>>92052489
First, it's symbolic. Martha did die, just not a literal death. Second, yeah but he's being thrown in one situation after another, doesn't really have time to process. And Williamson is not a good writer so doesn't help.

>>92049309
>>someone else... something else...
Pandora?

this issue was better than anything marvel has put out in 30 years

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>>92049128
>I have a son
Gah!

>>92049669
Exactly what I was thinking.

>>92052812
Guys come on. If you're going to put a DC book as some pinnacle of comic kino, at least pick one of the better ones.

>>92049167
>that Thawne

>>92050002
>an entire splash page of manhatten followed by another splash page of just the dong.

>>92051391
>Think about it, any other book's history that's even tangentially linked to that one book's history is also using a different new history now too, even if it's just rewriting the history of that one encounter between two characters. If that would have gone differently if the change had already been done, now it did.

No. It didn't change anything. If it's functionally identical then there's no difference. Do you think you're a different person every morning because you lose consciousness when you go to sleep? No, you're functionally the same person you dipshit.

Zero Hour only rebooted LOSH. That's it. Some other books were affected but they were affected in the same way any event book affects some books.

WE RISE, MUTHAFUCKAS!

>>92049107
So confirmed that Batman gets his act of planning from his mother.

>>92050211
He's a true immortal reality manipulator who can influence things on an atomic level who can reconstruct himself from nothing. He never had the opportunity or creativity to test the full extent of his powers

>>92049101
SURRENDER AND DIE!

>>92049534
Yeah his appearance here is when he got teleported by the button I think.

>>92049379
Fuck you Telos. I hope i never see you again

>>92049136
>>92049144
POINTLESS SACRIFICE! Don't you think if Bruce became Batman because of his parents dying, maybe having a living parent would bring a better chance of him actually following through with the notion of not being the Batman?
You could have gone with them...

>>92053854

Thomas doesn't want to live, though. He was already suicidal as fuck before meeting Barry. After Martha's death he doesn't care anymore.

>>92052928
>>92050002
>>92049716
He'll show up wearing Superman's trunks, that much is obvious.

>>92049095
Slivers of reality and time. Those early deleted visions of time as well are ones.

Hmmm. Thomas probably saved.

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>>92049191
only one son